The C.H.O.D.E.S. Podcast
Two cousins, Maria and Leslie, discussing wild personal experiences in relationships, current events, and just life. We are sharing our experiences for relatability and entertainment. There will be laughs with a lot of gasps and we will also get down to the very intimate and raw details of the dating world and life lessons at every turning point.
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The C.H.O.D.E.S. Podcast
FWB & Happy Solo Endings
Ever imagined what it would be like to trade in the daily grind for a series of spontaneous job adventures? We kick things off with a playful debate that might make you consider the possibility—until we remember those pesky things called bills.
We veer into the intimate territory of Friends with Benefits, revealing our own rollercoaster experiences and the quirky characters that have colored our past. And because we’re all about keeping it real, we even discuss our 'lists' of former flames, proving that life is too short to not embrace every quirky tale.
But it’s not all about the laughs; we're diving deep into the nitty-gritty of pleasure and relationships. We explore the importance of self-discovery, the role of self-pleasure, and how toys play into the dynamic of modern relationships, tackling potential insecurities along the way. So, whether you're stirring your morning coffee or pouring a glass of wine to unwind, tune in for a dose of real talk that promises to entertain. See you on the flip side!
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Hi everyone. Welcome to Cousins, honestly, openly Discussing Everything Spicy. Welcome to the chode. Oh girl, your pause is. It's like you take a damn breath to do your little jingle.
Speaker 2:I have to think about it, because last week I chirped.
Speaker 1:This is true, this is so true.
Speaker 2:I don't know what sound is going to come out of my mouth when I finish the chodes part, so I have to, you know, put my mind into it Too much thought. Oh, I know, I know, I know How's she doing.
Speaker 1:Doing good, just chilling, surviving another work week, Ain't that right?
Speaker 2:I was telling my coworker today that I wish I could just quit everything and just be like eh, I don't want to work. You know how? There's some people that they just quit jobs and start jobs like there's no fucking tomorrow. They just can't go. Yeah, I wish I could do that. It's hard to do that now Like you can't do that. Yeah, economical stability is important at the moment with this fucking everything that's going on, so you gotta stay put. Suck it up buttercup. Any fun plans this weekend?
Speaker 1:No, sadly not doing anything but cleaning and probably just catching up on myself by cleaning, cleaning my hurricane that I made myself.
Speaker 2:Well, that's good. Alone time is good sometimes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like it I have to do that too.
Speaker 2:I have to clean. I have to do that too. I have to clean, I have to go wash. I started going to the gym, girl, and I have zero workout leggings to go back.
Speaker 1:That's my thing.
Speaker 2:So you're like I need to do laundry. Yeah, like I need to do laundry and I was going to go today, but I know too many people with kids. I can't deal with that. I'll just go tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1:So is that your plans for this weekend?
Speaker 2:Well, oh, oh, oh oh Again with the updates from Facebook dating. Let me tell you I didn't think it was going to be promising because, for obvious reasons, last week's story. But I've been talking to a few people here and there and most guys are very nice, you could say, but I've been talking mostly with some guy who's from colombia and he doesn't speak english, but look at me, like all the colombians, so you know como hablan los colombianos. Entonces, you know, with that accent from Colombia girl, she couldn't say no.
Speaker 2:She got offended, yeah. So he asked me like, well, how long have you been here? You know typical immigrant talk, if you will. So I told him, oh my God, well, yeah, because like I guess we know each other, you know like I know kind of how it feels to come here and not know nobody and not know the language and stuff. So I don't know. I have a soft spot in my heart for people who just got here.
Speaker 2:He's been here for like about a year. He said so he asked me like if I knew cool places to go to and stuff like that. And I was like, yeah, like a little bit. And so I told him like I don't drive, so I don't go far places, but I know a couple places in the city. And he was like, oh well, don't worry, mommy, I'll drive and you just guide me. And I'm like, say less, damn, I'm going out with him on Sunday. That sounds exciting. I know, is he cute? Morris Park, I can send her a receipt right now. Okay, I'll just carry the conversation and I'll show you. But yeah, I think he's cute. He's tall, tattooed, or he looks tall in his profile. I should say I can't judge, because these men be lying about everything.
Speaker 1:Lying about their height.
Speaker 2:He is 28, though, so I'm following your steps.
Speaker 1:Oh, she's going for youth. Well, she's the cougar, she's in her cougar era.
Speaker 2:You know, girl, these wrinkles are not going to go away by themselves.
Speaker 1:Go get yourself your collagen. My how the tables have turned, Mariah.
Speaker 2:Well, I thought I'd take a picture in your book.
Speaker 1:so oh, the offense, the offense.
Speaker 2:Check your snap.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I was waiting, I'm waiting.
Speaker 2:Well, I was looking for receipts. I hadn't taken screenshots of his profile, so oh okay, mariah okay wait oh, I don't know about this one. But why? Why the disney picture?
Speaker 1:huh, the disney picture yeah, oh, like, oh, is he a disney adult and he's not an adult?
Speaker 2:I hope to God. No, he's seen the park for the first time, girl.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't know. You know my thing against Disney adults. They're weird Borderline psychotic.
Speaker 2:Look, listen, I cannot talk shit because I watch Disney movies on a daily basis and I sometimes do put the Disney songs track on Spotify so I don't go to the park all the fucking time like other people. You know that have like paid thousands of dollars for the yearly pass. That's insane to me. I would never. But I do watch Disney on a daily. So I'm kind of in between, let let's say hopefully. But yeah, that's my plan for the weekend. I will let you know next week what happens.
Speaker 1:Okay, looking forward to it. He looks cute, looks nice.
Speaker 2:Hopefully it goes well. Yeah, a little bit on my side, the skinny bearded, tall dudes that I like, oh my God. Speaking of girl, yesterday I got out of the gym and I went to the supermarket real quick and I was in love.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I heard you found the love of your life.
Speaker 2:When I tell you I did a fucking 360, girl Like my head turned like the exorcist dude.
Speaker 1:What the fucking hell I was like what dude, because what the fucking hell?
Speaker 2:I was like what, I was waiting in line and I see this white, this guy, walk in and he was tall and he was light skin and he had this mustache kind of like um, oh my god, what is his name? Ah, I forgot his name. He's like a super famous actor, but anyway, it was like those like porn star 70s mustaches type of thing. Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:She's into that. He was wearing.
Speaker 2:No, but like I guess they're back in style. I don't like mustaches, but like the way he looked, it was just, you know, she got offended real quick and he was wearing like this dressy white and, uh, black shirt, black pants and like a brown kind of like dressy tennis shoes.
Speaker 2:oh man, he looks so fucking good and I was just looking at him and I know people around me saw me looking at him and so I was paying and I was looking around for him, but I didn't see him again. And then I was standing outside the supermarket and I was like I need to do one of my little story times because I need to record this in this moment my excitement.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be like I said my, what did you say In my whereabouts?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:We find undesirables.
Speaker 2:It's surprising to me, because around my area, girl, you find ingleses.
Speaker 1:Pure, undesirables.
Speaker 2:Yes, and so you know it shocked me.
Speaker 1:You're like where'd you come? Are you lost? Sir, I can help you find a way home, To my home. Right. She was about to adopt a friend, oh man.
Speaker 2:I know he was hot. It wasn't even cute, he was just hot. But yeah, that was my story from yesterday.
Speaker 1:Nice. Hopefully you run into him at the grocery stores again.
Speaker 2:Oof, hopefully looking better, because I was sweating my ass off because I had just done the Stairmaster and that shit kicks your butt. Have you ever done the Stairmaster machine? Mm-hmm, yeah, it's like I hate stairs. You know this, you know this. Oh, we know this From Paris I hate stairs, you know this, you know this. Oh, we know this.
Speaker 1:From Paris. We told you. We told you, girl, I was training like if I was going to do a marathon because I knew we were going to be walking, and I still didn't make it. No, ma'am, remember, every day we were like suffering with the what is it? The cream that we kept putting on our calves.
Speaker 2:The lidocaine dude that should save our lives, though, if I wouldn't have taken it we would not have made it, especially every day, we would, when we went to the artichoke and we went up all those stairs and they were huffing and puffing, but we made it up and it was the day after disney girl, like the day we went to Disney. We did 36,000 steps. That's what my phone said 36,000 steps.
Speaker 1:That's a lot of, and you were like I'm, you're like I don't even do like a quarter of this or 10% of this at home never, especially last year, that I wasn't working out or anything like.
Speaker 2:I was just sitting down all the time on the computer. I thought I wasn't gonna make it and I would tell you and I think you bought your little treadmill thing and I was just sitting down all the time on the computer.
Speaker 1:I thought I wasn't going to make it. And I would tell you and I think you bought your little treadmill thing and I was like, girl, you need to be practicing because you're going to be doing a lot of walking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was ready for the walking girl, I was not ready for the stairs, and you know how many videos I recorded upstairs.
Speaker 1:You were like another set of stairs and another set of stairs and the most traumatizing part was the escalators.
Speaker 2:Five days, oh like at the end of our trip, we find, we find out there are escalators on the other side yeah, well, for context, like the, the airbnb where we stayed at was close to a train station and so the entrance of the train station was kind of on the side of the Airbnb, the side of the street, right. I don't think we realized that there was another entrance on the other side of the street.
Speaker 1:I don't think, because we only saw one hole to come out of. So we're like there's probably only one hole. We didn't know that on the other side of the street there was another hole.
Speaker 2:Yeah, five straight days we were walking up and down those damn steps and it wasn't. It wasn't a little bit, it was like three sets of stairs. And then on the last day, I don't even know why, for some reason, we ended up going right and we saw that there was because we saw people going that way and we're like what's over there?
Speaker 1:because every time we would get out, people were going our direction. So I think that time people were going the other direction, we were like where are they going? Is there anything out there?
Speaker 2:we were like oh, now we know, you were so pissed but girl, every time I would take a break from the steps. There I was lighting up my cigarette, huffing and puffing, but lighting up my cigarette, mhm, I think I smoke more in Europe than I've ever smoked in my entire life, I swear hey, you were.
Speaker 1:You were doing what the folk over there were doing. When, in Rome, did the Romans?
Speaker 2:mhm to the romance, mm-hmm, indeed, oh man, that was fun. But last week, babe, we were talking about what we said. We were going to talk about Friends with Benefits this week, so yes, we are going to talk about that. Did you have any memorable ones that you're like?
Speaker 1:damn, I should have taken advantage of it more well. That's what I was gonna ask you. I'm trying to think did I have friends with benefits? Because I feel like I was the friend with benefit well, it's a mutual transaction.
Speaker 2:No, no, because I was right on the idea.
Speaker 1:No, no how many question marks girl? How many?
Speaker 2:As many as you would get on the text girl.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh oh, the shade, the freaking shade. I feel attacked. Anyways, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think it is mutual, but I don't know. If I don't know, I can say I had one, because it was mostly when they wanted I was there, not when I wanted they were there. So I was the friend with benefit or the dumbass side piece, but whatever.
Speaker 2:No, I'm still going to call it friends with benefit.
Speaker 1:OK, well then, I had plenty.
Speaker 2:OK, but out of the plenty is there one that you're like damn, this guy like I should have. I should have seen yes, more, yes.
Speaker 1:Well, so does he have a nickname yes, but I forgot what we were calling him the team owner. Is that what we're calling this? Oh girl, no, that doesn't ring a bell no, come on no yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes that's the nickname we agreed, right, okay, oh girl yeah now, I know really that's the one you're choosing. Yes, because it was good, and I wish that we should have started that earlier on.
Speaker 2:Girl, I told you this before. I'm going to say it again I feel like you had so many chances with so many people that could have started earlier. Oh, of course, guys are they. Just, you know, they don't get their head out of their ass, right? But yeah, that's an interesting one.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, how about you? What do you have up your sleeve? Or who? Who do you have?
Speaker 2:That I wish I would have taken advantage of more Girl. This is a hard one because I feel like I have so many Like it's something to be proud about now. The list girl, the list, oh my God, speaking of in my drunkness, quick pun In my drunkness last week, as soon as I got home first thing I did, added to the list girl.
Speaker 1:Of course, as you should, you have to add them to the list you have to have receipts.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, you know, I want to say BDM oh okay, I know who this is yeah, if I say the whole thing, it's a giveaway.
Speaker 2:But BDM, I don't think it was a friends with benefits type of situation because it was never established, but we did it twice I think, and I wish I would have taken more advantage of that, because that, how would I call it? Well, that chode, it wasn't a chode, it was like four chosen four chosen one. Oh, that was so promising. But yeah, it makes me sad every time I think about it makes me sad because I'm like, damn, I wish I would have got to enjoy it more.
Speaker 1:But yeah, he's the one I'm choosing okay, well, same me and, uh, the team owner only like a couple times, but that's why I'm like there was so much potential I know that's our problem and as women, we always see the potential, not what it is the the potential. I know Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think like relationships well, not relationships, friends with benefits. Everybody should have one at least once in their life, you know, because, like it allows you to kind of get to know yourself more than the other person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, explore what you like.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. And it's easier to tell somebody you don't, not that you don't care about them, but like you don't see them romantically, like do this, do that and then, once you like, have a serious relationship, you can. You already know your body, you already know what you want, what you like. So I think they are important.
Speaker 1:No, I think so too, cause, like you get the freaky shit out that way, when you want to settle down you're like, oh, ok, ok, I wasn't into that. So now I'm like OK, this is, this works. You know, get it out of your system.
Speaker 2:Explore. Imagine if your partner is into what you're not into anymore. I called this once and I liked it, but I don't. So fuck you, I don't know, I think it's also important to explore when you're coupled.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:How do you bring that conversation about?
Speaker 1:You just bring it up, it comes out Like adults. I mean, you know how I am girl, so I'm very straightforward and I kind of did ask about are you into this? Because I'm not into that. Are you into this Because I'm not doing that? It was more like an interview, girl it was like yeah, what are your credentials?
Speaker 2:Right, these are mine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got to tell them straight out, because when you're coupled it's like okay, because then what happens is they end up cheating on you for getting curious and trying to find that and then they end up not liking whatever they thought they would like.
Speaker 2:This is true. That is a very accurate statement. We have so many stories that we know about. Well, at least I do.
Speaker 1:So what do you do when you don't have friends with benefits and you have needs?
Speaker 2:You wait until you're home alone. Oh, okay, okay, okay, and you pull out your friends. You know you charge them for a little bit. You wait until they charge Because one thing about them they will never disappoint.
Speaker 1:They won't disappoint, but they can die, and then you have to recharge.
Speaker 2:That's why you have to have a backup. That's why you charge to have a backup. That's like charge all of them. Huh, yeah, we charge all of them, and then you know, one dies, you have the other one ready to go.
Speaker 1:Oh, but okay I guess we can go into that.
Speaker 2:Back in the day they didn't, they weren't chargeable, you had to switch out the battery oh my god, I never had one, but because okay, so, you're aging me, girl, you're aging me, no, no, no, no, it's not because of that, it's because, remember how I used to be against them, like I didn't like them before, I feel like, uh, if I'm gonna, that's the whole reason that the friends with benefits relationship started with my christian gray. Um, you know who right? Um, because one time, when I used to live alone in our favorite apartment room my first apartment I was so like I was. I hadn't had sex for like a like a cool minute and I was really horny and I tried to play with myself with like a toy I had gotten at I don't know like Spencer's, but it didn't have batteries, it didn't have anything, it was just kind of like a, like a rubber one, right, and so I just didn't feel like it was doing the job.
Speaker 2:And so I messaged him and I was like, hey, what are you doing? Come over, and that's how our, that's how our relationship started, girl, because I never saw him like that before, and then it was just kind of like an emergency contact, but it was, like you know. So I didn't used to like them until, like I think, last year, no, two years because, well, I wasn't along, this was relationship and cheating wasn't an option for me, so I was not waiting for that answer well, I'm being honest, what do you do?
Speaker 2:well, what did you used to do when you didn't have?
Speaker 1:I have a vibrator like a little one, and then I also have a dildo, your traditional dildo. I have another one that has like the little bunny thing, you know the ones that have a little bunny ear things for your clit.
Speaker 2:Okay, Charlotte.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what I have, what I had.
Speaker 2:What you had okay, had for legal purposes I had.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would. I would just use that. How many did you have? Two, well, two. And then the vibrators are three. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Well, that's not bad, what do you? And okay, because we're gonna get really intimate and personal over here. Y'all want to add in some detail this is it so no, openly honestly discussing everything spicy, very correct um. So when and if you didn't have those things like do you prefer your hand or do you prefer those things um?
Speaker 1:I'm turning red and no one's here. Uh, in the shower I prefer my hand. Oh, but yeah, I know, yeah, but outside, but in the shower you could use other things, like the shower head. I was going to say I know, I know, I was like that water pressure. So Oof.
Speaker 2:And yeah, I remember when I discovered that Girl I wasn't.
Speaker 1:I cannot.
Speaker 2:Well, we said we were going to talk about this here, and we are.
Speaker 1:And here we are. So yeah, but okay, I don't know about you. Well, you have nails too. You get your nails long too. So do you prefer using your hand or no?
Speaker 2:Well, I'm going to tell you something. This conversation is not real man. Okay, let me tell you this is going to be very descriptive over here. Sometimes my nails help me, so like oh, because you know I like them long.
Speaker 1:So Bitch, you'd be like wolverine up in there.
Speaker 2:Oh my god oh, look, I can tell you that. Oh, my god, how do I say this? I'm just gonna say it, okay some women square some others don't right. So when I have nails, I can make myself do that, when I don't, I can't. So I'm gonna leave it at that you know what that actually makes sense?
Speaker 1:like I'm doing the math, I was like, well, the angle, the length, okay, it makes it. Yeah, I was like oh, oh, hmm yeah something to think about.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that until I discovered it because, again, long distance relationship, you had to fucking think how to, you know, keep the flame out of the box going or whatever. Yeah, so I don't know. One time we were video chatting and it was kind of like, okay, well, we're going to take a shower. And before this time we used to video chat and be like, okay, I'll be back, I'm gonna go take a shower. So we both just call each other after. And then I was just like I'm just going to put you right here, because obviously I had to start it.
Speaker 2:I don't know why do I always have to make the first move, girl, annoying. But anyway, I was just like I'm just going to put you here. And he's like, okay, like, yeah, so I'm going to put you here. So then we kind of were seeing each other like shower and stuff, and so I was like you want to play? He was like, do you? And I was like, yeah, so you know me in my angles. Okay, I'm always looking for ways to make life better for everyone.
Speaker 1:Mitch was a cinematographer in there.
Speaker 2:I don't know I like I'm always looking for placements for my phone, so I put it like on the other side of the of the bathtub and I sat on the edge and so it was a very good angle. Girl, like I'm gonna tell you, I wasn't even looking at him, I was looking at myself because I was like damn, I'm going to tell you, I wasn't even looking at him, I was looking at myself because I was like damn, I'm good, she was living her porn star dream, I was Go off, go off, so you know.
Speaker 2:So, like we ended up, like you know, like just playing with each other. We were like on the phone telling each other stuff and stuff like that, and then I don't know where it happened, like I just fucking screwed it. Each other. We were like on the phone telling each other stuff and stuff like that, and then I don't know where it happened, like I just fucking screwed it and I was like, oh, this is new, like it was a surprise to me, it was a very welcome surprise, and so then, you know, I just kept trying after that and yeah, that's, that's my story.
Speaker 1:I can't remember like, oh yeah, yeah, no, my first time. I do remember my first time doing that I wasn't playing myself, I was in Vegas. He didn't go with me this time and it was one of those like what happens if he stays in Vegas. So there was a group of men celebrating it was like a bachelor party, and they were all from Germany I really hate saying this and there was only one that caught my eye out of the whole group, but two of them were keeping an eye on me and then the one that's getting married was the one that was interested and I said, well, I'm not interested in you, like your friend. And so then the friend said, well, I'm down too. So, yeah, I went up to his room and I don't know, I was like I was in shock too. The first time it happened. I was like my body can do that. I thought it could never happen.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised because the first time that it happened to me with like another person was with the zumba instructor. Oh, oh, so yeah, I was like, oh my god, I'm sorry. He's like oh, baby, this is your first time and I was like I thought I was peeing girl because I didn't know what the hell it was. And he was super excited and I didn't know what the hell it was, and he was super excited and I don't know why your cousin likes to fuck in public, honestly, like it just happens.
Speaker 2:Okay, it just happens sometimes. So we went back to where the group of us were and I was like please don't tell anyone. And as we're walking back he's like guess what she just did. And I was like this motherfucker he ratted you out and he did but hey, that just sparked his cousin curiosity, so that's the one I wanted all along, because I'm not him.
Speaker 1:Emoji with the sunglasses girl emoji with the sunglasses on the list um context now, do you just play with yourself just like that, or do you have to watch some content, some videos, or do you have to be talking to someone, listening to them, moan and stuff like that? Give us details.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm going to tell you something that might surprise you. I don't think it will. I don't think it will that much, but when it comes to like sexting with men, I find it so incredibly boring. Like how many angles? Oh no, I knew that about you. Yeah, Like how many angles?
Speaker 1:Oh no, I knew that about you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like no wait, I haven't gotten to the part. Like, how many angles can you really send me of your dick, dude? Not many, right? Like I can send you videos of I don't know my titties jiggling like they were in your face, like you know, bouncing it up and down, or like you know. There's so many things we women can do, but I just sexing with men doesn't do anything for me. Last year, when I became single, I was like you know what? Maybe I'll just go to the other team I started swiping on chispa on girls and I ended up matching with a girl, and so this girl and I she's like 23 and she's really pretty and so this girl and I would talk to each other and stuff, and then we ended up giving each other our Snapchat and when I'm messaging with her, like we send videos back and forth and that's the only time that I kind of can just play with myself, because I don't know something about her makes me excited, but it's only happened with her.
Speaker 2:Like I've talked to other girls. I'm like, again, find them boring.
Speaker 1:So she's the only one that I even sometimes reach out to her, like, hey, send me a video of, and like that, I didn't know that okay that that would shock me.
Speaker 2:That is shocking me. Yeah, yeah, I told you. But yeah, and like, I don't think I'm ever gonna meet her. She lives far away, I don't know somewhere like in the outskirts of the city, and yeah, and then outside of her. My usual form of pleasure, I guess you would say, is like watching something and playing with myself at the same time. But then sometimes I hate that too, because I, you know, I spend like time scrolling, looking for the perfect video or whatever, and there's sometimes very few times where, like, have you ever heard the, the term plus post, not clarity, or something like that? I don't know. Yes, uh, I'm like, did I just watch and why? Why? Why was that? Why was that it? You know like, so I've kind of resorted to not watching anything and just kind of going off memory, but that's also hard. So I don't know, I guess it depends on my mood. What about you?
Speaker 1:for me it's the same. It depends, because sometimes I can go off memory, but for the most part I have to watch something and I'm not even really watching anything. It's more for the sound like'll watch, but then it's also the sound and stuff, because then I'll be on my own trip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could see that happening. Mm-hmm, and what I'm into is oh God hmm, I'm like over here, like the gift from alice in wonderland, tapping her fingers, waiting uh-huh oh, I'm over here squirming like, oh, this is bad, okay.
Speaker 1:Well, I like older men, so older men with younger women. I like that I could see that, and then I also like um rough oh, me too and of course, but you said you would want for me oh girl, those are my favorite. I'm like, damn, that's like girl's dream right there, because I mean, at least we know our infield reporter would want that too.
Speaker 2:Hey, look, listen, she's close to getting her dream. She's close to getting all of our dreams come true.
Speaker 1:Right, she's closer than all of us.
Speaker 2:Very excited for her.
Speaker 1:Well, girl, that could have been one of us if we would have agreed to the Greek gods from Vegas.
Speaker 2:No, it's because it's a seed. No, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's depressing.
Speaker 2:It's because, like the regrets I feel in my body every time I think of that. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Can we go into that? Can we talk about the Greek gods? Did we explain?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to ask you. We mentioned them.
Speaker 1:No, we've never explained that okay so did we mention them.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think we mentioned them once, but we said it's a story for another day. I guess today's the day. Okay. So once upon a time in vegas, leslie and I went to vegas, but one of my friends, who was my fuck buddy at the time, was already there, and so we got there. I think we had separate rooms, right, but he spent the whole time in our room, so whatever. Um, the point is that we got there like at nighttime or whatever, and then the next day we all, we all were like okay, well, what are we gonna do? So leslie and I went to the pool and like the mermaid we are right because monroy is in the water.
Speaker 2:so we were in the pool and we were literally just existing right, like we were just in the middle of the pool, just kind of like moving our hands side to side on the water, just making little waves. But there was this group of really insanely fucking hot guys across the pool from us and we were judging the bitches around them.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. But you have to give the context. So we weren't just chilling there, we were rotating each other out. Be like, okay, rotate, now you got your six o'clock, now I got my 12 o'clock, so you look, and then now we rotate, now you look, just so that we could check these guys out, because they were so fine, like all these girls were so thirsty, like all the girls that went to the pool, gorgeous girls, beautiful, just basically throwing themselves at these guys, throwing themselves at these guys yeah, because they would literally just go sit like by the their side, like right next to them, and they were talking to them and they were just like kind of swimming by them and we were like a good, what like we were on the other side of the pool, like just on the other side of the pool yeah, like it was
Speaker 2:nowhere near them it was a good distance away and so because never in a million dream years did we dream of them talking to us. So you can't even talk why?
Speaker 1:because, because, why, because, because, just why. Because, if these girls were shooting their shot and they were getting completely ignored, like completely ignored, like, what chances did us mere mortals had right.
Speaker 2:So so the thing is that we're just, we're just. We're just standing there at the pool, just kind of doing our little sneaky sneak, taking a look, and then one of them, right one of them swam towards us like he came towards us.
Speaker 1:So what happened is, like every time, like a group of girls would approach them and get like kind of like shot down. They would kind of drift to one side of the pool to the point where they ended up on the side that we were, and me and you to avoid contact with these goddess like gods, we didn't want to be near them we went to the side where they were on. We like actually swam, remember. We like went to the other side, yeah, so then because we were all drifting, yeah, so then, because we were all drifting, we were all rotating. So eventually one of the guys came to us because they were playing with a ball or something. Right, they had to.
Speaker 2:They were throwing something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it landed like near us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he came specifically to us right.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I feel like that was on purpose. Honestly, I feel like that was on purpose. Honestly, I feel like that, yeah, oh, it was, it totally was because we were. I was like oh, shoot, they're coming the panic, the sit-in my panic mode. I was like, oh my god, girl back, act normal, act normal. Like we're talking about something we were trying to play.
Speaker 2:It's so cool, oh my god oh, they knew, they knew.
Speaker 1:Anyways, he comes to us and he starts talking to us, and then, slowly, they all drifted to us so much they were like on the edges of the pool.
Speaker 2:We were in the middle of the pool and then all the girls were trying to like get to them, and then they all came to us, like in the middle of the pool. It wasn't, like you know, we were trying to get near them, we were just admiring from afar. And then they were talking to us and they told us, they told us a room number, right no, okay.
Speaker 1:so what happened is they were, they were talking to us, everything was going great. They were asking us like, while we were there and blah, blah, blah, and the girls were just staring because they were like hating, because it was just crazy that they went to us and me and you knew Me and you knew. And then they asked us what are we doing? Later on at night and they said that we should come by to their room. I remember it was 2 something 19. I don't know if it was 2 0, 19 or if it was 2, 7 I think I was so shocked that I didn't.
Speaker 1:I don't, I don't even remember oh, I was like let me take notes. My head was like I could have. That's why I was taking notes. I was like oh my god, she, she's here with her buddy, so let me get mine I would have wholeheartedly supported you, but I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2:Like the thing is, they gave us a room number and for some good fucking reason, we just missed our chance. What the fuck happened? What plans did we have? I think we had planned to go dancing that night. Huh, yeah, we had.
Speaker 1:Well, because you were celebrating your fuck buddy's birthday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fucking waste of time. Regrets, memories, well, actually, no, let me not talk ill about him, because he was really good at what he did, oh man. But yeah, the regrets, those are regrets. I don't have many in my life, but that one is a very strong one. That was one that we hold strongly.
Speaker 1:Close to our hearts.
Speaker 2:I swear Well then. Well, I think we're both going to need cold showers.
Speaker 1:Cold showers. Okay, so I was doing some research and I asked people if they still use their toys, if they have toys, and for the most part, a lot of them said that before they were in relationships. Yes, of course. And I said how many times a day? And they said all the time, all the time. And I was like, oh, that's cool, because I didn't think there was a lot of people who find self-pleasure, because I know you weren't into it at first.
Speaker 2:And then I became like Samantha in one episode where she's like I'm going to be masturbating all afternoon, sweetie, or something like that. I don't know, I have plans, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that's what I got from that.
Speaker 2:Going back to that subject, yeah, that was just like a cute little story time. I've asked my friends in the past if they like them, if they use them. A lot of my people are not into it. I guess they prefer human connection. You know, it's not always possible and again, I think self-pleasuring led to discover your body as well, but some people are just not into it and the people that are, I've asked, like you know, kind of around what time you do it and surprisingly, a lot of people doing do it during the day, like lunchtime. I had a friend who liked to do it in the restroom at work, like at lunchtime. I was like girl, you go off, you do you dang I mean I like the daytime too.
Speaker 1:I don't have the luxury of doing that on lunchtime, but I mean I mean when.
Speaker 2:I get home. Well, sometimes I take my lunch, but I don't eat.
Speaker 1:So oh yeah, you like to do it on lunch um, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I just think it's the best time of day, because what's the time that I'm alone, you know, like out of convenience really?
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. But yeah, I mean also before like I would have to monitor my timing because my house was full of people. Now it's not full of anyone, but now I don't need it.
Speaker 2:Um, like, um, I can cut that out, but I mean I was going to ask. Mean I was going to ask, okay, I was going to ask.
Speaker 1:Okay, ask.
Speaker 2:Because do you think, okay, I'm just going to use my situation right. Okay, when I was with my ex and we had a long distance obviously that's the reason why I wasn't doing anything and stuff but when we were together, there was a couple of times where I didn't feel like, you know, I got what I wanted and so when he wasn't around, or something like that, like I would finish myself off, you know. So do you think that's bad?
Speaker 1:Oh no, I think that's normal. I mean, you have to get yours in some way, you know, and at least you're not cheating.
Speaker 2:True, but like, imagine if he would have found out. I feel like he would have been bothered.
Speaker 1:I feel like a lot of people are not okay with their partners masturbating well, it kind of like it depends, though, like he wouldn't have been okay, because it's like, oh well, am I not doing something? It's like an insecurity, it plays on your insecurities, like, oh, am I not doing something right or do I not like attract you anymore, like that sort of thing. I never said that way, but sure?
Speaker 2:well, no, because it's not like that sort of thing I never said that way.
Speaker 1:But sure, well, no, because it's not like that, right? But that's how you know. I feel like, if I was in that position, I feel like that if my partner has to go out of their way to do that, I'm like, oh, am I lacking something? It's just an insecurity. Depends on if that's an insecurity or this is true this is very true.
Speaker 1:Well, now I don't owe explanations to anybody, so I'm glad about that yeah, I just feel like it's a couple insecurity, or like your significant other's insecurity, depends, agree, but I understand we all have needs, you know, like if you didn't finish, you gotta finish, because then you're left wanting something and it's better to take care of it yourself than to go find it elsewhere. That part for sure. So for next week's episode we're going to talk about what is it? Monogamy, and I don't want to say this polyamorous? Is that what it is Like? Relationships with more than one person, open relationships? We know we touched base on it before, but just to go more in depth about those subjects, yeah, it's definitely a subject to talk about because we're seeing it more and more happening.
Speaker 2:So stay tuned for next week we'll discuss that in more detail and if you guys want to, you know, add your comments and there's your stories messages, email us on instagram or whatever and we'll talk about it here. Like if you've had experiences with polyamory and stuff like that, the more stories you have, the more content we have right and also share our stories or share our podcast episodes with your friends.
Speaker 2:No shame spread us around the world spread us sounds a little bit but yes, you guys are all dirty you know I might always go there, but, yes, I always forget to kind of like say that. But please share the, the podcast, like you can share us on your stories and just kind of put the link or tell your friends about it, or even if you well, this is at the end of the episode. I should probably say this in the beginning, but even if you don't like want to listen to the whole episode, just leave it somewhere. Playing it helps us to, you know, get more listens, more ratings to reach out to more people. And if you can rate us on Apple and Spotify, that would be also very much appreciated. And please, please, please, please, please, please, please, participate on the questions we ask on the podcast page, because every time I I post something or leslie post something, we get like one or two responses and so like right, and we see you guys looking at it so you can answer yeah, and it's kind of hard.
Speaker 1:Other than that, we appreciate all of you guys who give us feedback. We appreciate any feedback. Even when you guys tell me that I sound like shit, I get it. I didn't have a mic, but now, thanks to the children, I have a mic and you guys could have sent me links to microphones and shit.
Speaker 2:You guys act like you guys can't help out the cause I know, like I asked for help on on stories too, like on my personal page, a couple of people reached out and they told me, like what kind of I could do. And I'm not saying, you know, like people have to help us, but if you know something, a little hope is really appreciated because you know, as we said a couple episodes ago, we're still learning, so we're just trying to get you the best content out there, but we also need you guys to tell us what you want to hear. And you know, just participate, okay.
Speaker 1:And we're glad we'll make you guys laugh, so that's always a plus.
Speaker 2:Well, with today's episode, girl, they're going to get to know us way better.
Speaker 1:They're going to judge us. They're going to judge us, girl, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, I'm sure everybody does it. They just don't like to talk about it, right? But all right, babe, it was always a pleasure talking to you. I shall see you or talk to you next week.
Speaker 1:Same. All right, everyone have a good day or night, bye, bye.
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