The C.H.O.D.E.S. Podcast
Two cousins, Maria and Leslie, discussing wild personal experiences in relationships, current events, and just life. We are sharing our experiences for relatability and entertainment. There will be laughs with a lot of gasps and we will also get down to the very intimate and raw details of the dating world and life lessons at every turning point.
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The C.H.O.D.E.S. Podcast
Monogamy, myth or fairytale?
Hey y'all! Ever had that one date that went sideways because of something as silly as a food preference? Join me as we swap stories ranging from a neediness overload with a Colombian suitor to a culinary clash with a chef who just couldn't digest my pork aversion.
This episode isn't just about my dating escapades; it's a deep dive into the murky waters of relationships and the enigma of monogamy. Are we all cut out for a one-and-only, or are some stories meant to have more than two main characters? We'll chat about everything from cultural clashes to the irony of connections that pass us by.
But wait, there's more! If managing one relationship feels like a full-time job, imagine being 'number three' in a love triangle—or should I say, love polygon? We're pulling back the curtain on non-monogamous relationships, sharing stories and examining the emotional acrobatics involved. And for those of you who love a good cliffhanger, we've got a tantalizing preview of next week's episode where one of us will reveal her past with 'the devil' himself. Until then, whether you're fresh out of the shower or cozying up for the night, take care and enjoy the laughs and revelations!
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Hi everyone, welcome to Cousins, honestly, openly Discussing Everything Spicy.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the ch no.
Speaker 1:I love when you tell me about the pauses. You see, you see the stress that you feel before.
Speaker 2:I was like, is it too soon Now? I see your pressure. There's so much pressure onto the little beat.
Speaker 1:Well, we have our jingle. What's up, babe? How you doing Good.
Speaker 2:How are you?
Speaker 1:I'm good. I'm good, I just took a shower, so I feel fresh.
Speaker 2:Oh nice, that's always nice, I know, especially since it's been so hot.
Speaker 1:I know this weather like Well, today in the morning it was kind of cold, yeah, like I had like chicken legs. Cloudy as fuck. Mm, mm-hmm, I don't see the sun. I woke up freezing. Or the sky, so I don't know if it was cloudy, but I can tell you how I felt. She doesn't see the outdoors, I could easily get up and go up in the door, but it's too much work.
Speaker 2:And when I escape my imprisonment I kind of get to see the sky for a cute little 10 to 15 minutes.
Speaker 1:So you're in prison that's how my imprisonment. That's a vocabulary from courtesy of the diva oh yeah, we have so many words from them.
Speaker 2:We have so many words from them, so tell me your story, because now I want to know your story.
Speaker 1:Mariah has a story time y'all okay, so first quick little update Colombian dude fucking crossed out done blocked we don't want to talk about him, I'm just going to say Guy was needy as fuck girl like he was super bitchy about me not responding to him within like fucking 0.50 seconds. He was like it's because no one is that busy and I'm like no bitch I am. Sounds like he needs to text his mom, I know I was like dude, you know our family was here.
Speaker 1:Let's just start with that. Our family was here and I, oh yeah I pretty much. It all happened so fast, I know, and I spent most of my free time with them, you know. So, um, he was super. Like always, when you like someone, you make time for them. I'm like oh, clearly I don't like you enough because, fuck you, oh, my god.
Speaker 2:So that didn't work out.
Speaker 1:Um, but no girl, I have chisme for you. So do you remember the park guy? He was mentioned last week's episode, no two episodes ago he was briefly messaged.
Speaker 2:No, oh no, oh yeah, briefly mentioned two messages ago, two messages, two freaking podcast episodes ago, but mentioned and then we talked about him in our first episode, was it?
Speaker 1:I don't know, but for context, but mentioned and then we talked about him in our first episode, was it?
Speaker 1:I don't know, but for context it was one of the worst dates. No, no, no, no, no, he wasn't on the worst date. So for context, last year when I started dating again like when I opened the apps again and stuff I started talking to this guy and we kind of bonded over like nerdy shit, like lower the rings and stuff. So we went on a really good first date, like one of those dates where, like, you just forget that the rest of the world is around you and we spent like a couple hours together, we kiss, the whole night and out. I was obsessed, I got obsessed real quick.
Speaker 1:Okay, and me wanting to be a later, I didn't fuck him on the first date, okay. So we kept messaging and everything was going well and we planned our second date, and our second date was supposed to be us cooking together. And he asked me is there anything you don't like, is there anything that you're allergic to? And I responded sincerely well, I don't like pork and I'm also kind of allergic to it, but it's nothing that pills can't take care of.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's what I said and then tell me why this guy sent me a whole ass fucking message saying how fundamentally we were incompatible. Because he was a chef and he um, he needed someone to taste his food or whatever. And then he loved pork. Like pork was like his absolute favorite thing in the entire world, apparently, and so he said that he couldn't date me because of that and so I was like are you serious, like pork really?
Speaker 1:and excuse I know, and I was so freaking like I'd remember how mad I was about that I was like pork really like.
Speaker 2:I looked at you, like you can't be real because it's girl.
Speaker 1:That was so unreal. I was like look, listen, if there's someone else just fucking, tell me. But like pork no so anyway anyway, we kind of didn't talk anymore. And then I went to I don't know it was like a Sunday market and I had gone out the night before to downtown, as per usual, and I got drunk. And apparently every time that I'm drunk in downtown I message him. So I had messaged him, and then the next day when I was already sober.
Speaker 2:I saw that he responded news to me yeah.
Speaker 1:So the next day, when I was over, I saw that he responded and I was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. And so I was at this like stand, and the lady there was like what happened? And so I told her and she's like well, message him back, tell him like, let's have drinks, ask friends, you know. Because he made it very fucking clear that he couldn't be anything more than friends with me. So I said, do you want to have a drink? And he was like, yeah. So in my head I was like, let me show you, bitch, that you cannot be my friend because you're gonna see me and you're gonna want to hook me. And so I went to the drinks and I was like, oh, so, hey, what's up, friend, let me buy you a drink. Friend, you, you want to be my friend? I'm gonna treat you like a friend. But the whole night, whole night, he couldn't keep his hands off me and so, needless to say, I accomplished my mission. Okay, you fucked, crossed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did, yes, I did Sunglasses checked.
Speaker 1:Crossed it off my list.
Speaker 2:Oh my god anyway, so this is all last year okay.
Speaker 1:And then the one night that I was in downtown la with the guy that I told you guys about two episodes ago ago, uh, I was drunk again and I just messaged him like just his name. I didn't add anything to it, nothing to it, like I just his name. But I have him muted on my messages so I don't see when he responds to me. So he responded to me clearly.
Speaker 1:So he responded to me yesterday with a whole ass explanation and I'm gonna read it to you. I'm gonna read it to you because I was like oh you don't, you don't need to explain yourself.
Speaker 1:So he said hey, maria, I'm sorry for getting back to you so late. I was in the philippines philippines girl for a few weeks. I just wanted to let you know I wasn't ignoring your text. I hope all is well with you and and I should let you know, I'm seeing someone right now. So I hope you don't take this personally, but I can only be friends right now, right now. Okay, oh, I know, so I know. So I was like do I respond, do I not respond? And so I was like do I respond, do I not respond? And so I was like so I responded and I was like all is well, don't worry, I wish you the best in your relationship.
Speaker 1:And then later I couldn't sleep and I was scrolling through Instagram and I saw a video of one of those long-distance couples where they fucking find each other at the airport, and you know like it's all lovey dovey. And so I was like wait, this looks familiar. This guy looks familiar. Guess who the fuck it was girl. Guess who the fuck it was the pork guy. So he posted it Wait what Like this is on.
Speaker 2:Oh, he posted it he posted it, he posted it.
Speaker 1:And it was like one of those, like super romantic videos about like meeting the love of your life finally.
Speaker 2:Your cousin.
Speaker 1:Your cousin, girl your cousin.
Speaker 2:The woman shall not be named. She shall not be named. I wasn't even supposed to say that yeah, so anyway.
Speaker 1:So, girl, I don't know how to say this in a nice way.
Speaker 2:No, I can already tell the bitch looks like the fucking Leetone itself. Huh, she looks like the damn pig. She's the fucking pig Because the Philippines, they be eating those pigs, they eat the roasted oh bitch.
Speaker 1:Every other picture in the freaking slideshow was food and pork everywhere and like those weird ass foods look, I love filipino food. I used to work with filipinos. I love their food. I'm not talking shit about their food but I'm just saying, like all those dishes that kind of look a little weird, like they're from over there. Every other picture it was of them and she's, like I'm going to say, bigger than me, like almost one and a half of me. You should see my face.
Speaker 2:You should see my face, my eyes and eyes Like that freaking thing that you like, the meme that you like.
Speaker 1:I know this is why people want a video podcast.
Speaker 2:Because they know I would be reading a bitch.
Speaker 1:Imagine me at one in the morning seeing this shit and I'm like, are you fucking serious? Because in the video it said finally, like so they finally met girl, and like it's a whole montage of like that's probably gonna play at their wedding. And I'm just like, I'm gonna be honest, I'm hating a little because I'm like what the fuck? Why couldn't that be me? I'm fucking here just because I didn't like pork bitch yeah, you should have said I like bacon.
Speaker 1:I double bacon cheeseburgers no, my favorite burger is bacon avocado cheese I know should have been like. My favorite food is pork chops you should have said you were half Filipino. That's probably why he started talking to me. He thought I was Asian and then he was disappointed that I wasn't that's your typical case of WB oh man, so yeah, so typical white guy with the fucking asian girl like that's a stereotype.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna go into it, but it is, and I was like, oh, I gotta tell her and if he ever says to this then, sir, I'm sorry, shout out, shout out bring some pancetta the next time you see us oh, some puto bombon, dude, that's just bomb there you go but yeah girl.
Speaker 2:I'll be like what up? I think oh.
Speaker 1:I can't with this. But yeah, so that's the story time, that's the tea. Damn, that sucks. I mean I do.
Speaker 2:I thought it was going to be interesting.
Speaker 1:Well, it is going to be interesting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is, but I thought she was going to, I thought you were going to, you know, for a good old time's sake, oh well, you know that's not out of the table.
Speaker 1:He did say, right now, just friends, just friends, right now now, but last time he also said let's just be friends.
Speaker 2:And then he, you know, as soon as I got off the uber that time girl.
Speaker 1:I saw his look and I was like careful, what you wish for?
Speaker 2:no, okay, okay there you go there you go, there you go.
Speaker 1:There you go. I got it off my chest and so I do wish him the best in his relationship. You know, like whatever he can do, whatever he wants Not saltier at all. No, he wants to have a relationship all the way on the other side of the world. Girl, I've been there, done that. Good luck to you, bud.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, okay, the way on the other side of the world, girl, I've been there, done that. Good luck to you, bud. Oh yeah, okay, and, like we say, that's a story for another time the devils.
Speaker 1:But yeah, to go into relationships. Clearly, his, his monogamous relationship at the moment, for now, for now, right now. He's just having friends right now, but you know, maybe it will turn into our topic of conversation for this week. We are going to go into monogamy, like we're going to talk about monogamy, polyamory and what was the other one, polygamist relationships, correct?
Speaker 2:Yes, see, and I thought those two were the same and now I'm finding out they're not. They're not.
Speaker 1:I was doing some research and I'm finding out, they're not, they're not. I was doing some research and I was like oh interesting, so, babe, tell us your definition of monogamy.
Speaker 2:Monogamy to me means a relationship between one other person, me and one other person. Right, right, question mark. I was like, okay, question mark. Yes, she's not familiar. Huh, no wait, this is gonna be held against me. Okay, what's your definition?
Speaker 1:well, my, my definition is the general definition of the word, which is like a relationship between two people so like me and one other person so I. I was right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you were right.
Speaker 1:It was just a question mark at the end.
Speaker 2:What's good to question everything. I question that too. Does it exist? Does it exist? I don't know. I feel like back then people were more about it because those were tough times, you think. So I think I don't know. See, this is my thing. Okay, in a hetero relationship, I feel like a man is always gonna cheat.
Speaker 1:I feel like a man is always going to cheat, and by cheat I mean he's just going to fuck.
Speaker 2:No, listen, in a hetero, I think a man is most likely to cheat Because I feel like women, we're like, even if okay. Well, speaking from personal experience, when we try to be like the guys and we just want to, you know, hit it and quit it somehow we emotionally attach to these fuckers. Somehow it just happens. You know what, samantha, that's what you say, but your little uh obsessions become a little emotional, okay this is true, this is true.
Speaker 2:Yes, see, okay, because, unlike men, as women we like to. You know, like, we conquer, right, and we get obsessed and we're like until we get our way. And then we get it and we're like okay, we're good. But men, they like hunt, they do their thing, they can care less if they catch it or not. And then they're like or sometimes they just do it as a competitive sport like, oh, how many chicks can I get? But it's just like, not even like oh, because I think this was cute, or whatever. It's just like, oh, I'm just gonna get them because I want to see who gets the bigger number where girls were like he has to be like this and and if he's not like this, I can't. So we know who we're, what we're going after and who we're going after.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, I see what you mean that was weird.
Speaker 2:I couldn't explain that, but you guys understand I get what you're trying to say.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I feel like monogamy has never been a real thing. I don't think we were built to be monogamous, like us and animals, because in the animal kingdom look at the lions girl They'd be fucking all the lions, I know. Is that how you call the lioness?
Speaker 2:right Lionesses Is that the plural, the lioness. Yeah, I don't know the females of the pack.
Speaker 1:The females of the pack. The females of the pack, the females of the pack. This has turned into a vocabulary list.
Speaker 2:They're struggling A vocabulary challenge. We're English challenge. We're Spanish challenge.
Speaker 1:We're just challenge, we're just holler right now, damn, anyway, no, I was watching this show holler around, yeah, oh, anyway, no, um, I was watching this show called why Women Kill. It's on Paramount Plus if anyone wants to watch it. Um, okay, and it's like three storylines.
Speaker 2:I like it already huh, I said I like it already.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, so I know, so it's like three storylines in different eras and, um, I said I like it already. Oh, yeah, so I know. So it's like three storylines in different eras and the like. The oldest era is this girl who finds out her husband is cheating with some girl from a diner and she's like no, my husband can't do that, like he's perfect. You know, like the typical thing, a woman thinks like, nah, he wouldn't cheat on me. Bender done that.
Speaker 2:Remember I used to say that I never will fucking put my hands on fire for anyone else again.
Speaker 1:But yeah. So she finds out that the husband is cheating, she befriends the girl and it's a whole ordeal. And then the second storyline is that the woman thinks that she has the perfect life, is with um lucy lu, lucy lu yeah the girl from charlie's angels um she thinks that she has the perfect marriage, she's super like, fashionable, she's rich, and then she finds out that her husband is gay.
Speaker 1:So she's been married to him for a while, and then she finds out that he's gay. And the third storyline is more like modern times, where it's this guy and this girl who are married and they're quote unquote happily married, but they're in a poly amorous relationship and they decide to bring the third person to live with them. So it's, it's really interesting. I was watching it last week and I was like oh, I'll tell Leslie to watch it. So I think it explains that whole show. I think it explains exactly what we're talking about. Like, if you watch the whole season, oh damn Right.
Speaker 2:This ended up being about the relationships, but now it's like, okay, why do we cheat?
Speaker 1:I know and what caught my attention is that you know, it doesn't matter the era, like we usually think we're in a happy relationship, and then some shit happens and you're like damn, my whole world just shattered and I was not expecting that. So I don't believe that monogamy exists. Like I think we women are more like you said, like we have to be more emotionally involved with someone to cheat on them, like they say, right, when men cheat is physical, when women cheat is emotional. So, yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2:I don't think monogamy is a real thing I would like to hope that you know it's out there, that some men out there have the decency to be like that. I say men, right, but I mean, like you said, women too. I don't know. This episode is incriminating the more I talk. It's incriminating me and I'm like I swear I'm not cheating, but I'm like it's very. No, but look, we all have a past, like we all have a past.
Speaker 1:You had a life before you know your current relationship and I obviously have a past. So, like I think when you're younger and more like immature and stupid, you do things that you obviously regret later on. Like I can honestly tell you that prior to my last boyfriend, I had pretty much cheated on everybody I was with like because I didn't consider them relationships. And afterwards I found out that some of them did consider them relationships and I was like, oh my bad, you know, but I I was never. I was never really faithful until my ex-boyfriend. And then look at how that turned out, girl yep, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I feel like there are some gahitos, some old people that probably have been monogamous and they actually stayed true to their significant other, but other than that, I feel like it's all to shit. I don't think it's real either. I feel me personally. I hope I never find out really you wouldn't want to know no, I would not.
Speaker 2:If you got away with it and I believe and I didn't have a sniff of anything don't ever tell me. Don't ever tell me you're good. I'll never know we're good like I'm telling you. That's how I what I believe, like, um, I feel like I don't know. I have my temptations here, damn it, but well the world is going to test us because I was gonna say I know, because I was gonna say it.
Speaker 2:You know, if a man decides to cheat and I hope like the girl doesn't know, then again I was like, well, you know, it can go the other way because like sometimes it can be tempting, but on my end I know that I would not. So right now this is how I feel I would not. I can say that I can speak. You know like surely of myself that I will not because I would have already done it. I know me that far that I know that I would have done it already, so I would not cheat. But if the other person, my significant other, decides to do that, I hope I never find out. I'd rather not know, because I kind of believe that it's hard for men. I don't know, like because you said it's physical.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not impossible, but yeah, I see, you said it's physical.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not impossible, but yeah, I see what I see yeah, it's not impossible, but I feel like men make it seem like it's impossible, yeah yeah, they can't do nothing.
Speaker 1:So you know, it's just men um, yeah, I think you're more traditional in that sense, because I would rather find out, um, and just know, like I want to know the whole thing. I want to know what the fuck made you want to do what you did and, obviously, like I've struggled with this a lot, like I know it's not me, like it's more of a you, I know it's not me, like it's more of a you action.
Speaker 1:Like it's a you problem. Like you decided to do this and it had nothing to do with me as a person. Like it's just you and your shitty attitude, because, despite what I just said, that I always cheated, I do not condone cheating anymore. Like you know, I just feel like I know. Yeah, like you know it, I just feel like I know if you're yeah and you know, like I just feel like, if you're gonna go and do something like that. Just fucking might as well break up the relationship, like because why the fuck?
Speaker 2:are you?
Speaker 1:why like for what? What's the point? You know?
Speaker 2:like yeah, and that's how I know.
Speaker 1:At that point, yeah, at that point it's like why do I even, why am I even with you? For what? Like I'm just lying to you, not fair to you, and if you're gonna do the same thing to me, just tell me to my face, you know what? Like I don't find you attractive anymore. I don't want to fuck you no more, I don't want to be with you anymore, yeah and I'll that.
Speaker 2:I agree with that.
Speaker 1:I agree with yeah, I don't know. I feel like it's kind of like a stab, but just once. But like, versus being with this person, thinking that you're like in a perfect little world and then finding out later that they were lying to you this whole time or they were doing all these things to you, Like I don't, I couldn't, I couldn't do that. Well, I couldn't do that, like I didn't already fucking deal with it but you know what I mean okay, exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:What you said is what I feel, like I, when I say like I don't want to find out, it's like I don't want to find out, not even after we're done. So, like, if you have another interest, like let go of me and then start developing your own little relationship out of the gutters, wherever you built it, but don't, don't let me find out that it was during our time, because that's the shittiest thing you could do to someone, like because then you, just you wasted their time. That's what people don't understand. You wasted time and we only have this one little life and we only have so much time to give, and that's one of the things that we always give our significant other our time besides our emotion, besides our bodies, besides whatever money we give each other our time, a piece of our time, a piece of entering our little life, and then you go and, man, my fucking news.
Speaker 2:Don't waste my time. Don't waste my time. If you see there's other interests out there, then don't string me along. You don't get to have two. That leads us to the other one. What is it the other one?
Speaker 1:Okay, so let me give you the definition. So polyamory, not to be confused with polygamy, polyamory means that both partners are allowed to take on multiple lovers or one other lover, versus polygamy means that one person has multiple spouses and both are illegal in the eyes of the law. So yeah, so polyamory. There's a lot of illegal people out there, wow the saying, just saying I know, I know, let me start calling them out.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, okay so the definition that google gives me of polyamory. It says polyamory is a form of ethical or consensual non-monogamy that involves having romantic or sexual relationships with multiple partners at the same time. So basically, you have a partner and you both agree Okay, so we're together, we're married, we're in a relationship like a serious relationship, you know, like whatever the type of relationship like whether it's boyfriend, girlfriend, fiance, like married or whatever living together they both agree that they're going to go and fuck whoever the fuck they want, or have a whole nother relationship with another person, have a whole nother relationship with another person and, like they both consent to this dynamic, most of the time they agree to not meet the other person.
Speaker 1:So it's not like a like a throuple some people do like throuples you know, uh, but for the most part, like polyamory relationships, they don't meet the other person's. I don't know whatever like fuck buddies or whatever you want to call them. Me personally, um, I don't know. Man like I'm over here saying I don't believe in monogamy, but I also wouldn't be down to do that. So why?
Speaker 2:because I I wouldn't be down, because I'm too jealous, same like I'm not jealous normally I'm not jealous but in that scenario I'm like I'm gonna get jealous yeah, because I will.
Speaker 1:For me, it's like I'm not jealous in general, like I'm not gonna be well, look at, look at my relationship. It was a long distance relationship. I wasn't on his ass all the time like I trusted him, right foolish of me but I trust you know, because we're in love, love is blind.
Speaker 1:I'm like rolling my eyes but yeah, but like to me is like imagine I'm your main person, right, and you're my main person, and we're going to spend time together or whatever, and I see you anxious because you got to get to the other person, or or maybe that's not the reason why you're anxious, but that's what I'm going to think. So I don't think I can do it.
Speaker 2:I can be anxious about my work, and then you're gonna be interpreted as like oh, she has to go with her other person. Here we go, all right, like you can only assume that right yeah I don't know, yeah, it's, it's, it's hard.
Speaker 1:I think there's an episode of friends I know you don't watch friends but there's an episode of friends where chandler meets a like a super hot chick and you know he's like the dork of the series and he doesn't like get hot chicks or whatever and he meets this girl and he's like, oh man, like she's so hot, and he invites her out and she accepts and then she's like hey, so, but I should let you know I am married and I have a boyfriend and he's like so, just like, what am I?
Speaker 2:man she's.
Speaker 1:And then she's like you're number three, yeah, she's like you could be my boyfriend too. And so he's like, oh, you know, like I don't know, but he accepts, he ends up, he ends up accepting. And then one time they're together and she's like, okay, well, I gotta go. He's like I thought such and such and such time they're together and she's like, okay, well, I gotta go. He's like I thought such and such and such and such were busy. And she's like, no, yeah, but like I'm going with the boyfriend number four. And Chandler is just like, okay, yeah, like I can't fucking deal with this, like that. That's when he realizes that he's like I'll be cool, just to see.
Speaker 2:And then I'll be like to have had that experience, to have had yeah but I can't. I'm not like that. I can't do that. I feel like that's too much work.
Speaker 1:Dividing my time yeah, can you imagine, like that's what somebody answered on the. I remember I asked on the podcast page like would you have a polyamorous relationship? And somebody was like hell, no. And I was like why?
Speaker 2:or why not.
Speaker 1:and then they were like I can barely handle one girl out of two, like can you imagine having I don't know the whole dynamic two, three relationships at the same time? Oof, that's a lot of work.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, it is no, I could never. So I heard from someone I know, someone that's in a kind of relationship like that, and I was like that's interesting and what was their perspective like that, and I was like that's interesting and what was their perspective. And they said, well, I like it because I'm with this person and they like me for this, and that's fine because this is what I can offer them. But then they go to the other person and I guess they I know that they're getting it from that person what I can't give them. And I was like, huh, I like that, they're getting it from that person what I can't give them. And I was like, huh, I like that mentality, but I don't think I can do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah Same, that's too advanced for me Emotionally.
Speaker 2:Um.
Speaker 1:I already have abandonment issues, girl, Like I couldn't deal with someone just going to someone else. No, it's really hard. And then that's on polyamory. Imagine like polygamous relationship, like when one person is married to all these other people, Like one guy has seven wives. How do you maintain all of them? Mm-mm. Also a no in my book.
Speaker 2:No, because I'm not going to give you kids and then have another girl have your kids and then me having to take care of all the damn kids. No, you got me tested, but I feel like why would a guy want that? That's a headache in itself already.
Speaker 1:I don't know it's like he gets to fuck seven women with the permission of all of them.
Speaker 2:Imagine if Okay, well, imagine if it's already hard enough to go on dates with like three different guys. And then imagine being married to three different guys or five different guys and putting up with their dumbasses no girl. Que estres For real guys. And putting up with their dumb asses no girl for real. I already feel like my my shoulders clenched the stress, the stress the stress well, on that note, next week we're going to talk about another type of stress are the reason why we are the way we are.
Speaker 1:I'm going to introduce to you guys my devil, the devil Satan himself you should see the look of disgust in my face and I'll finally the look of disgust in my face. Yeah, and I'll finally introduce this famous ex that I keep talking about, like just mentioning here and there, so you guys finally know what the fuck the deal is with that, you know. The damage or trauma, all right. Well, we will see you on next week's episode, or hear you, oh, you'll hear us, actually oh yeah, they'll hear us all of you, alright alright, babe alright, okay, guys have a good day or night.
Speaker 2:Bye bye.
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