The C.H.O.D.E.S. Podcast
Two cousins, Maria and Leslie, discussing wild personal experiences in relationships, current events, and just life. We are sharing our experiences for relatability and entertainment. There will be laughs with a lot of gasps and we will also get down to the very intimate and raw details of the dating world and life lessons at every turning point.
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The C.H.O.D.E.S. Podcast
Fears that can Bite You in the A$%
What if the things we fear the most could also bring us some of our greatest insights? Join us on this week's episode where we start with a light-hearted chat about our favorite festive drinks and the maddening rise in prices of everyday essentials like sunscreen and deodorant. As we share some laughs and frustrations over staying sun-safe and fresh, we set the stage for a deeper conversation about our biggest fears and the impact they have on our lives.
Ever wondered what it's like to face your fear of dying head-on? We'll take you on a poignant journey through our reflections on mortality, love, and the desire to leave a lasting legacy. We open up about our fear of dying without making a meaningful mark on the world, which leads us into a discussion on the importance of showing love, cherishing moments, and dealing with the haunting randomness of life-threatening events like car accidents.
But it’s not all heavy; we also touch on some lighter, albeit creepy, fears. From the irrational terrors of spiders and snakes to the extreme measures we take to keep these pests away from our homes, you'll hear some truly hair-raising stories. Our phobias provide a perfect segue into tips on maintaining a pest-free living space, all spiced up with humor and personal anecdotes. And, as a special treat, we look ahead to next week's Q&A session and our plans to share photos from a vibrant family garden in Guatemala City. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this heartfelt and entertaining episode!
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Hello everyone, welcome to Cousins, honestly, openly discussing everything spicy.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the chodes. Aw, you didn't do the chur-. Yeah, you took forever. Man, I was like and cue the chur for nothing.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, I am sorry in advance for me being sick and sounding like shit, honestly, but we are being responsible doing the most, bringing entertainment to you guys.
Speaker 2:Yes, we are.
Speaker 1:How you doing, ma'am.
Speaker 2:I'm doing very well. I'm currently having a little drink while we do this. Oh, like a festive drink.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sipping on a truly oh, that's nice, I was thinking today. I was like somebody needs to go to bartending school so I can have somebody prepare drinks for me.
Speaker 2:Well, we have two cousins.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I mean people I hang out with like for real.
Speaker 2:That's because you haven't hung out with me. No, yeah, you have. We make good drinks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean when we've drank Tienditas, for example. Those don't need a lot of preparing but you technically could with likeite or ginger ale or what else I wouldn't put Coke on that.
Speaker 2:No, I finished the bottle that you gave me the last time. What was the naranja? Naranja, yeah, naranja.
Speaker 1:I put I rimmed the rim. That's what he said.
Speaker 2:I know, mom, I rimmed it with tajin, I rimmed the cup with tajin, and then I put some Sprite in it and yeah, so I mean even tajin added a difference. But I'm sure with some chamoy would have been good too.
Speaker 1:Ooh, yeah, I haven't tried it with chamoy, maybe I'll try it this time.
Speaker 2:I think you need to bring a bottle is what we're trying to say.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's for sure going to happen. What flavors do you want? They have strawberry, watermelon, naranja, pepita, pineapple, arroz con leche, jamaica, mora, tamarindo, pick your poison, babe.
Speaker 2:I like the naranja one. I'll stick to that one.
Speaker 1:Okay, I like how this turned into an ad Buy in detail Shut up, sponsorize Like watermelon rum. That's what it is, rum Girl. I just drink it. I'm like. I just know it has alcohol in it. It's rum. No wonder you like it.
Speaker 2:Even though it doesn't taste like rum, I don't know. Yeah, it's rum. You're like okay, let's just say that, uh, how was your weekend that's?
Speaker 1:good, I hung out with my besties and the sisters, the kardashians. Oh, I see, oh I see, yeah, because I thought you were hanging out with the other group of friends no, I thought you saw the post. I don't think I paid attention. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 1:I paid attention to the food girl. That's all I saw the food. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:My bad. Oh yeah, we hung out. It was fun, cute little birthday dinner.
Speaker 1:That's nice. I'm glad I've been shopping around and because you know, I told you I'm leaving on a trip this week, so we're recording in advance. And today I took my mom out to eat because, since we've both been sick, we just hadn't had a chance. So I took her out to eat today and then went shopping a little more just for like essentials. You know, everything's so expensive I can't even put the price everything's getting worse girl.
Speaker 1:I know sunscreen has for like always been expensive, but I feel like now it's even more expensive. Like a little tiny thing of like 1.5 ounces was like 14 walmart oh yeah yeah, but I know the deodorant I get is 15.
Speaker 2:I'm like what the fuck is? Yeah, you, I think me and you were talking about that.
Speaker 1:But deodorant went up and we were like what the hell I know? Yeah, I think it was the same one and yeah, it's wild, it's crazy. We would say the brand, but no, they need a sponsor, they need a sponsor anyways on that note, we're gonna talk today about our greatest fears.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going to talk today about our greatest fears. Yeah, we're like hmm, how do you want to lead? Do you want to lead this, mariah? Okay, I'll lead. I'll talk about mine.
Speaker 1:When my friend suggested this topic, we were talking about my grandma and my mom. Like I made a comment somewhere along the lines of like I don't know what I'm going to do when they're gone, and so I think, like where the conversation was going, she thought that that was my greatest fear, like not knowing. But me personally, my greatest fear in life is to die and be irrelevant. Like when it comes to like thinking about my mom and my grandma or like anyone close to me dying. Really like, yeah, I know it's going be hard, but, realistically speaking, we all die right. Like I can't expect people to like live forever. So it's, it's scary, but it's not my greatest fear. My greatest fear is to just exist in this world and not leave my mark. Like when I was younger, I would say that I would die by 33, but I would have like a bestseller book that went worldwide or whatever. I don't know if I ever told you that, but that's what I used to see my face yeah, but that's what I used to say.
Speaker 1:I used to always say that, and so I don't know. I think like I think about that constantly, like not that I care what people think of me, or like that I live my life thinking like, oh, what are people gonna say, what are people gonna think, but just not leave something behind that is meaningful. It's kind of scary, you know, like does that make sense or no?
Speaker 2:like no, it makes total sense, because when I was little I think that's where I got the whole I want to become an actress, basically famous. It's because, like you, want to be remembered, because I feel like, well, you know that my fear is death in general, but that's like you said, it's something in life that happens and we all in some way fear it, whether it's our death or the death of someone that we love. I think my fear was always like once you die, you die, you're not here, and only the ones that knew us will tell our tale. Then what happens when they're gone? We're gone, we're completely gone. So for me it's always been like that thing, like I guess not necessarily that I wanted to leave a mark, but I want to be remembered, I want to be known.
Speaker 1:Yeah, same like that, and I think, like when I watched Coco, remember that movie.
Speaker 2:I was going to reference that one, but I also was going to reference another movie.
Speaker 1:Oh well, when I watched Coco and like this guy that basically dies in the world of the dead already, like the friend of what's his name? Hector.
Speaker 2:Hector, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:The one that gives him the guitar. Yeah, I think, like when I saw that, I was like fuck, like I just don't want that to be me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so for me it's always like what movie I watched that made me feel so, like that's what I was feeling, that's what I was fearing. Is Troy You've seen the movie Troy, right With Brad Pitt? Okay, well, that's why he wants, that's what he wants. He wants to be remembered, he wants to be in the history Like that's, that's him, that's his, his goal, and that's why he wants to be good at everything. And I'm like, oh yeah, that's kind of like what I want. I want to be remembered. I want to live on through history, however it may be, but I want to be remembered. And there's a lot of people that you know I, you know you. I'm sure you probably thought it's not common, right? I don't know if you thought that, um, yeah I think.
Speaker 1:I think, yeah, I have thought about it and I'm like does anybody else feel like this? I'm pretty sure that people do. But like in my head, like I have this constant thing in my head, like I remember a lot of people and I remember a lot of people for like a random ass thing. You know that when I went to high school here, I went for like a total of je jeez, I don't know, like seven months maybe, and all the people that I went to high school with, they had been knowing each other since they were like in pre-k in there, or like kindergarten or like middle school, whatever. And I remember a lot of them, for I don't know something that happened in class because they made fun of me, because I bumped into them in the hallway, like, whatever the reason is, I remember a lot of them.
Speaker 1:And I always think like do they think of me? Or the people that I went to school with in Guatemala? Do they think of me? And if they do, like, what the fuck are they like? Why do they? What do they remember me about?
Speaker 2:What is it that they remember of you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, uh, huh, yeah. So I always think of that.
Speaker 2:And sometimes I could ask people but I'm like is that fucking weird? Like like I mean no, I mean that's equivalent to people who post like oh, tell me when you, when we first met, or how we met and then yeah like those threads.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, mine is that, I guess, but not not so much that I think. Now my fear is dying and leaving my family to struggle. So, like, whatever I'm, I'm in debt or, if I die, like I'm trying to figure out, like my funeral, my expenses, like I don't want that to get passed down to them. I don't want that to be a thing, because I see how other people who have lost family members are like GoFundMe and all this. I'm like I don't want that. I don't want my family to have to do all that, like I wish there was an easier way. And that's why I'm thankful to my mom that she likes to think about things like that morbidly, because then she kind of you know, mentally preps me for that stuff and that makes sense like she already told.
Speaker 2:I already know her personal information and she's been paying off a plot. She already has been telling us where she's going to be buried, and all this. And because she tells us, I don't want you guys to be asking people for money. I don't want you guys to be worried about what he is going to do. You guys know what you're going to do because I'm telling you what you're going to do and what I want, which is it's tough, it's like things that you don't want to hear, but I think sometimes it's good to talk about it and normalize it, because I think when we don't talk about things, that's when it instills fear or a misjudgment of things.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I get that For me. Yeah, I think to ease your fear, I guess like one way to resolve that fear would be to get a life insurance policy, because then you know that they'll be covered no matter what. For me, I think like also not leaving a legacy. Like you know, I'm 31, I don't have kids, I don't know if I'm gonna have kids and I don't know. I feel like ending the line here is kind of like, but at the same time, like I feel like it's not under my control, but yeah, I mean yes and no, but I mean I get you on that.
Speaker 2:I think we both have that, that time clock, what is it like? What is it called? The internal internal yeah, internal clock yeah that it's usually happened on females.
Speaker 1:Is that what? You're referring to it like yeah that most females have the biological clock right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where we want to like do that because it's something that I don't know defines us, I guess, but it really doesn't me. I've always wanted to be a mom. I wanted to have kids. Like at an early age too, I wanted to have a lot of kids. You know, as you get older, you realize that that shit ain't easy. Having kids is tough and it's money and it's. And also, like me, like I'm not ready, I can barely take care of my cats. So, yeah, no. So that obviously didn't happen, but it was something that young I was like, oh, I want a big family, because I wanted, you know, to share those memories and like, I guess, have them carry on a piece of me. But also I knew I was realistic, like, say, I couldn't have them. I wasn't afraid to say like, oh, I want to adopt, I'd be down to adopt, but it would have been just nice to have a little piece of me, a little me. But yeah, I mean, we still have time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I suppose we do. I mean now with like technology, science being so advanced and stuff, like I think it's, it's easier to think about that in terms of like, oh, time isn't running out. I mean, look at all the actresses and stuff. Obviously they have money, but like they're having kids later and later in life. But yeah, that's kind of like for us normal people that we don't have like all those resources. You know, it's kind of scary to think about, yeah, I think, yeah, when fear we're talking about fears that's yours, that's mine they're not leaving a legacy. Do you ever think about when, when you die, what are people going to say of you?
Speaker 2:I feel like when people pass, they feel like they don't want to say something messed up, she was a bitch, but I feel like they say't want to say something messed up.
Speaker 2:She was a bitch. But I feel like they say that to my face right now. So I'm like okay, thank you, I appreciate it. I'd rather you say it now Honestly. That is not what worries me. What worries me is that they're saying it now that I'm alive, because I'm like you don't even know me and you're judging me like that. So that is, I guess, something. But I'm learning to accept that because I'm like it's kind of like that you can't change how people interpret things. You can't convince them, you can't. Their feelings are valid, you can't change that. So for me it's like they want to think that about me.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to try to convince you out of it, because that's something that you believe and I know otherwise. Yeah, that's true. This is the very, very true. When I think of dying, I'm like I think about if I die today. I feel like everyone that I loved knew that I loved them because I showed them in different ways. So, like I think about it and I'm like like I would die in peace. I think Maybe I didn't do everything I wanted to do, but like at least I did for others what I would have want to be done for me.
Speaker 2:You know, yeah, in that sense I'm fine too. I feel like, oh no, if I were to like pass tomorrow, I would not be okay, because I still feel like I've missed out on something. I didn't have my kids, I didn't get married, I didn't experience any of these things, so in that sense I wouldn't be at peace. But so that's like.
Speaker 2:That's my fear, I guess, or you know what else my other fear is, and this is why it took me. Maybe I shouldn't tell you this, it's not funny, but okay. So it took me a while to get my license because my fear has always been that I'm going to die in a car accident. I don't know why, don't know what pushed that. It's not like I had dreams about it, it's just that was always a thing that I was going to die in a car accident, that I was going to be so dismangled that you wouldn't even recognize me and that I wasn't going to have anything on me or they weren't able to find my license and I was going to be what is it? A Jane Doe.
Speaker 2:And that was my biggest fear. That was my biggest fear for the longest, I know. That was my biggest fear. I was like, should I not tell you this? But that's why it took me a while, because I always felt like and you know what's the worst part, I had it so down to the T that I had this feeling that I was going to die in a car accident and it wasn't even going to be my fault, like someone was going to hit me or someone was going to, and it's always like a nasty, nasty accident where I'm like, where you just can't tell who it is, and I'm like, and I'm gonna be there alone, I'm gonna die alone and no one's gonna know who I am and my parents are no one's gonna know because they're not gonna know damn, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:I don't think I ever told me this, no but that's always been why I never wanted to learn how to drive, because I was like, the minute I go behind the wheel, something's gonna happen, thankfully so far, you know.
Speaker 1:I love how you're trying to fix it like don't worry hey, no, but you see, okay.
Speaker 2:So now you see why I was so scared when I got in that accident, my one and only accident. Because I was like oh, so far. Because that one scared the daylights out of me, because I was like I'm alive, I'm alive and that's why I didn't care about the car and I didnights out of me because I was like I'm alive, I'm alive, and that's why I didn't care about the car and I didn't care about anything, because I was like, hey, I'm fine, I came out winning, but yeah, no, that makes sense.
Speaker 1:That totally makes sense. That accident was, scary though it was, it was. Do you want to tell the?
Speaker 2:people oh, oh, I'm sorry, want to tell the people, oh, I'm sorry. So I was, I guess, leaving my house. It always happened, accidents always happen, like near where you live, apparently. But I was going to work, I was leaving, going onto the main street from where I live and I had to get to the far left lane so that I can go into the turning lane to make a U-turn. But as I'm turning in, just like I'm not even what do you call it I'm not even halfway to the first lane and I get hit rear-ended. And when I get hit because it was raining too, I have to add that it was raining I ended up like going towards like the curb and I spun off because I didn't want to go over the curb and so I turned. That was like my instinct. I ended up spinning and I made it like right in front of a bus stop. So it worked out because I'm in the clear. And, yeah, when that happened, obviously I was like what the fuck just happened? How did I get hit?
Speaker 2:And if you have been in the car with me or if you know, I'm very precautious, sometimes I drive like an old lady, and so for me, it just caught me off guard because I was like I do this drive every day and I looked and there was no car and it turns out that this guy had his lights off and when I got off my car because he didn't get off of his car to check to see if I was okay I got off of my car to check if he was okay His car had not a scratch.
Speaker 2:My whole back bumper was off. I had to go drag it out of the street and he told me uh, he told me if I didn't see him like no, I didn't see, you didn't have your lights on. He was like no, they've been on. And I was like you just turned them on because they were not on. Promise you, I do this drive all the time and I wouldn't have gone if I didn't see you. He was the only car there too, because it's in the morning, early in the morning. So I was like there's no way and yeah, it is what it is, but it was just on the road.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I'm just glad that you're okay but you got your shark, I got my shark, I got my dream car.
Speaker 1:I guess, Silver linings, silver linings all around.
Speaker 2:What other?
Speaker 1:fears do you have, like what we were talking about on the phone?
Speaker 2:Oh, spiders, I have arachnophobia guys. I think that's what everybody thinks. That's my first initial answer. Spiders that's my biggest fear. I have deeper fears, but that one is one. I see a small spider and I'm like ah, my phrase. But now I'm getting better at killing them. It's just still like a mini heart attack and a half.
Speaker 1:I didn't used to care about them before. Remember, my brother and I used to make fun of you. Yes, oh my God, making fun of you was so much fun. I'm sorry, but now, like after I've gotten bitten by them a couple of times and I've had to get like injections, medical treatment yeah, like one time that the like the circle on my, on my knee, grew like as big as my knee, I was like, oh my God, I'm going to have to get my leg amputated. But no, that was fine with antibiotics and stuff, but they're just ugh. And then you told me the reasoning of your. Can you tell the class please? Because?
Speaker 2:I hate spiders because they can lay eggs and they're going to lay eggs up your ass or your cooch or whatever hole you have. They're going to go in there and they're going to lay their eggs. And if you guys know or have read scary stories when you were younger, oh my God, there's one story in there where a girl gets bit on the cheek and she thinks it's a pimple and it ends up being a whole bunch of spiders that come out of her cheek. Hail to the no. So that's also why it explains my irrational fear. But I'm like, hey, that's actually a possible theory where I just fucking shits can lay eggs anywhere. I just started scratching my fucking everything, just that's like uh-uh, I don't know because.
Speaker 2:have you seen? Uh no, why am I talking? If you've seen how these fucking charlottes carry their little charlottes on their fucking fat asses? They're tiny, so I'm pretty sure they can be up your ass.
Speaker 1:So no, I, I've seen so in my mailbox. Remember, remember when I, like a couple of months ago, I had that stupid spider like all the way at the end, when I tell you that I drowned that bitch like my mail, I didn't get it for like a couple of days. My mom's brave because she went and she got it. But then I saw that there was like a sack of eggs, I guess, in the oh hell, no very end. No, and so that's when I get. I went and I got that like spray at I don't even know at a supermarket and I just spray that. It had like lemongrass and I don't know what other herbs or whatever. And then I found that bitch like patas arriba, like she was dead, and then the little sack of eggs, whatever. I never saw baby spiders, but I clean all that and I spray constantly because I'm like hell, no, this bitch is not going to live here.
Speaker 2:Nah, bitch, those things find real estate anywhere. Fuck them. Charlottes real estate? No, they find real estate anywhere. I'm like any fucking corner on your face, no, on your ass. No, okay. But speaking of laying eggs on your ass, can you explain your other fear too? Because, ma'am, your fear is kind of similar to mine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah yeah, and I think it all stems from the ass girl, because, fuck, we want to keep that untouched.
Speaker 1:Nothing needs to be near there that doesn't need to be near Exactly so I was super scared of snakes, snakes any, and all type of snakes, because I don't know the difference between between all of them. But when I was little my grandma told a story of I guess there's this type of snake who like, is like the snake, is like lives in the grass or whatever, but like, specifically in like monte. What do you? How do you call Monte? Like, like rural areas, rural areas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, rural areas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so apparently back in the day. This is in Guatemala right, yeah, yeah, in Guatemala. And so, yeah, you know she's from a third world country, y'all you got this Sofia.
Speaker 2:so when the sofia?
Speaker 1:when I was little, my girl I told this story about how they didn't have restrooms back in her day and so when they were like in el rancho or whatever, they had to go and use the restroom, like in the grass, like little holes in the grass or whatever on the dirt.
Speaker 1:And so there's a spider that if you go and take a shit, they're not a spider, a snake, oh a snake, sorry so the snake, I don't know, like it's attracted to your butthole for some fucking reason. And so let's say, you know, snake, yeah, like let's say that you were just going to pee, like it would literally go up your butt and as soon as it goes up, there's these spikes that come out and so like, if you try to pull it from the tail, oh my god, I can't you you can't expand yeah, because it expands and so like it feels like you're literally like pulling knives from your asshole.
Speaker 1:So the only way to get it out is to like sit in a bowl of milk because I don't know the fucking snake.
Speaker 2:Apparently the anal snake likes milk it's so wild, oh my god.
Speaker 1:So I heard the story when I was a little kid man and my grandma has a big fucking garden. I'll share pictures when I'm over there.
Speaker 1:Right now she has like this jungle, jungle in her house and I remember when I was younger, one time one of my mom's friends went and she's like, oh, I found this little spider, this little snake, I'm sorry. And I was like, oh, hell, no, and I used to like to play under the pine tree and stuff. Never again. And so I just I can't, I don't like them so no to everyone.
Speaker 2:Mariah doesn't like anal, mariah doesn't like I don't like them. So note to everyone Mariah doesn't like anal, mariah doesn't like snakes. Anal snakes, bitch oh well, actually both. Why am I making a distinction? If you don't want a snake up in there, what else resembles a snake?
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is true. I'm over here. Why am I making a distinction? I don't like anything anything near there. Note to self I'm over here. Why am I making a distinction?
Speaker 2:I don't like anything, anything near there. Note to self. So everyone relax, have a bowl of milk next to you.
Speaker 1:Just think about it when you go hiking, because I know a lot of people go hiking here in LA. They love doing that. That's why I'm not a nature person girl. Camping that's for white people. I'm good.
Speaker 2:Girl. Okay, let me tell y'all, okay, because Mariah knows this, we are not outdoorsy girls, we are not, we are not. Uh-oh, and you know, your girl over here thought she can, you know, thought she can be a team player, and her man wanted to take her out camping and I said yeah, babe, let's do it, let's fucking go camping and I was like really.
Speaker 2:Last time I went camping I was nine years old and I was in a tent where my dad snored like a damn bear, where I thought we were going to get attacked by a bear because they're going to hear my dad's sounds, and then come to find three daddy long legs in the tent. Fuck them, okay. Yes, never again did I set foot in a campground. So here we are, you know, years later, and I go camping, okay, and, mind you, the first night went well. Me and my man stayed in our tent. It was fine, we had a great time. The next day we have a good time and then when we're out, like by the fire, you know it's already at night.
Speaker 2:Second day we're by the fire, we're like having good old time making s'mores, and I see this black, black, huge fucking thing with eight legs walking like hey girl towards me and I was I think I was too stunned to even fucking say a word because I was like the sheer audacity of this fucking motherfucking Charlotte coming at me like bitch. It was a tarantula. I've never. I fucking hate spiders. I can't deal with daddy long legs, I can't deal with the ones that are like fucking two centimeters big and to see a fucking full on five inch width fucking tarantula. It was huge.
Speaker 2:Okay, it was huge and like you would think I'm fucking making that up and I just jumped out of my chair. I don't know how I jumped behind the chair and how fast I did it, because that bitch was coming to me. And I go into the trailer because my man's family had a trailer and I went into the trailer and I said I'm had a trailer. And I went into the trailer and I said I'm never coming back out. They didn't believe me. When they saw it. They burned it. They were like what you bet your ass. I did not go outside because to think that the whole night that I was spending inside that tent where I slept like a baby, there were fucking tarantulas frolicking about. They could have been fucking laying eggs in my ass. I was like fuck this.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go back to the ass. Note to self do not ever sleep naked.
Speaker 2:And then I take a picture of the burnt tarantula, because no one's going to believe that Leslie saw a tarantula, because everybody thinks that when I say oh, it was huge, they think oh, it was probably just a little tiny little ant and Leslie's freaking out. No, I took a picture of it, I sent it to my brothers and they're like cool, ziploc it and bring it. I'm like fuck you, I didn't want to look at it. I was like why do I want its carcass? Fuck the boys, boys.
Speaker 1:I'm sweating just thinking about it. No, I remember you sent me that snap and I was like girl, are you okay?
Speaker 2:damn. I went and showered because I was just like oh hell, no, but, and see what I mean. And then when I told one of my friends about it, she was like there's tarantulas in california. I'm like right, that's what I'm saying, that's. I'm like down under shit, like keep your asses in australia, thanks I mean, there's tarantulas pretty much everywhere. Well, we don't need to know about them.
Speaker 1:I'm like they're not that rare no one asked them this is why I stay home. Girl, I'm not an outdoor secret. You want to go to a cabin in Big Bear? Okay, we could do that, we could do that. But like camping, no, I need something solid between me and nature. I'm just not a nature girly Like when you told me the other day that your brother's ranch, you fucking like almost said well, you almost said that in a snake. I'm like yeah, yeah, I'm good, thanks, never going there oh see, and then snakes.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm okay, I just, if it comes near me, I feel like I could still run away.
Speaker 1:I don't know why, but fucking tarantulas, I freeze, I freeze, can't move anyway, I think maybe those are our biggest fears because we did talk about them more than the other ones.
Speaker 2:But so we're afraid of these things going up our ass, and we're afraid of not leaving a mark here maybe okay, never mind we died because oh, we died because of a snake in our ass, or we died because of a trip. No see, that's leaving a mark that we don't want.
Speaker 1:Exactly no, we never want that. Oh man, well, that's not our biggest fears, guys. Do you guys want to tell us yours? What scares you the most in life, what do you think about it? And kind of keeps you up at night, right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that keeps me up at night, thinking that there's a fucking Charlotte just watching me with her six eyes ready to call up my ass.
Speaker 1:Oh, bitch, speaking of keeping you up at night, there's been twice already that I haven't been able to sleep, and I'm always like either watching.
Speaker 1:TikTok or like something I don't want to know. Well, cover your ears, because I already started the story, mariah. I don't want to know. Well, cover your ears, because I already started the story. No, and then I see like a fucking spider, like crawling on my pillow. I have like baby blue pillows and one time I couldn't find that bitch and the second time I killed it. I killed it like so fucking hard with my hand because I was like if I find something to kill it, it's going to run away. So yeah, I don't know how I mustered the courage.
Speaker 2:Oh, you have to. That's what I do too. If I know that I have to kill it because there's no other way, I muster the courage and I kill it. But if my mom or my brothers or someone's nearby, I'd be like you guys got this right. And then my other fear is that they come after me, like to show me that instead they're, they're like here, look, look, look. I'm like no, fucking, just throw it away, get rid of it. I don't want to see it. I saw you kill it. That's all that mattered. And sometimes I don't trust my mom because I'll tell her like hey, can you kill this spider? She's like, yeah, I'm up there. And then I, I can't trust you with anything. Oh, she lets them live. I feel like she does it on purpose oh no, that's messed up.
Speaker 1:But okay, hold on pause alright, guys.
Speaker 2:So that wraps up our fears. But next week we're gonna leave you a cute little Q&A episode where we're gonna answer some questions and yeah, oh hell, no, bitch, bitch talking, don't tell me talking about these holes there's like this, like fucking no killed it.
Speaker 1:I just killed. It was like I'm telling you these like I'm telling you these motherfucking bitches.
Speaker 2:See, it's like they know. See, now I'm looking at all my corners in my room now, now you got me paranoid no bitch, she just came out of nowhere, but she fucked with the wrong bitch today, oh hell, no, oh my gosh. Now I'm sweating. What do you think I?
Speaker 1:feel good thing. My like mueble is like white, so I could see that bitch. I don't know how people with black walls do it bitch, I don't know. It was a cute aesthetic, not no more. Fuck that.
Speaker 2:That's why my pillowcases are white, so I can see these bitches because they either be black or brown. So I'm going to see you.
Speaker 1:Oh, hell, no, oh my God, I got a mini heart attack. I think that was a good ending to the episode.
Speaker 2:That should sum it up, even though I hope you can get rid of those shortlists and relocate the real estate.
Speaker 1:Because, fuck, I feel like your house is prone to them Right now that I'm going to be gone. I'm going to fucking leave a bomb right here so these bitches can die.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Get the raid girl, Get the raid Fuck that All right, babe.
Speaker 1:Well, next week. Well, like Leslie said, we'll leave a cute letter Q&A. I will be posting pictures from the I don't know my grandma's garden so you guys can see.
Speaker 2:You can see that the great beyond, the great beyond of Guatemala City yeah, alright babe, have fun on your trip thank you.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I will talk to you later.
Speaker 2:Hope you guys have a great day, have a good day, have a good night.
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