Tales From An Airport Bar
Tales From An Airport Bar
Ep 10: Shake And Bake
Ever witnessed a public display of affection turn into an unforgettable spectacle? Brace yourself as Blake and Chris recount a wild Tuesday evening where a couple, both with wedding rings, took PDA to new extremes at our airport bar. This jaw-dropping tale is just the beginning of our 10th annual episode of TFAB, Tales from an Airport Bar, where we share some of the most unpredictable and entertaining moments from our bartending days. From casual chats to explicit acts against a public wall, this story perfectly encapsulates the essence of airport bar life.
But there's more! Travel back with us to the pre-9/11 era, where lenient airport security set the stage for a chaotic shift involving a heartbroken, intoxicated soldier and two high-maintenance businessmen. We also delve into bizarre airport moments like a support donkey, a baby kangaroo, and a tragic escalator accident that reminds us of life's unpredictability and the importance of cherishing our loved ones. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and heartfelt wishes for safe travels, capped off with a teaser for our exciting upcoming guest.
Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of T-Fab Tales from an Airport Bar. This is our 10th annual episode. If you're just tuning in for the first time, I'm Chris and this is my esteemed co-host.
Speaker 2:My name is Jeff, Just kidding. This is Balaka, your boy Blake.
Speaker 1:AKA Shake and Bake, aka El diablo and the magic man we bartend at the fourth largest airport in the nation and, as usual, we will be affectionately entertaining you with some crazy ass stories we experience every day, on a daily basis can't make this shit up, y'all um, today we are going to roll without a guest and really kind of get back to our roots.
Speaker 1:There's several stories we would still love to share with you today, so without further ado, let's roll right into this. I want to hear about your story, blake. I want to hear about your story, blake. I would title it Fun with Dick and Jane the two people in the corner.
Speaker 2:Okay if we just want to swing for the fences you know, first pitch of the game, not waiting, okay. All right, so we'll set the mood here. It was a Tuesday. Tuesday is probably like 5.30 in the afternoon.
Speaker 1:And Tuesdays are typically pretty slow.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, tuesdays never really excite anybody, let's be honest. They come after Mondays, Not even at hump day yet, just Tuesday.
Speaker 2:Just no business travel Just a Tuesday, but a Tuesday is always a booze day at the airport, so it's like 5.30. I think there are three of us bartenders on. This was this was probably six, seven years ago. Man, it's been a minute and um. So you know we've got a full bar, everybody's, you know, just hanging out drinking, nothing too crazy going on. And then, uh, this lady comes in um and you know most people are just by themselves just traveling for business. There's no big groups at the bar or anything. Nobody really knows anybody. And this lady comes in, does have a wedding ring on You'll figure out why later Comes in and you can always tell when somebody's trying to get drinks paid for, especially a girl. Hey, no problem, it ain't tricking. If you got it, go get you those free drinks paid for, especially a girl. Hey, no problem, it ain't tricking. If you got it, go get you those free drinks, girl.
Speaker 2:Those airport drinks are not cheap. Every hour is happy, but the prices never are.
Speaker 1:Everything's bigger in Texas, including the price.
Speaker 2:Yes, and the bill. Anyway, she comes in, she's kind of bouncing around, she has a seat. But she's kind of bouncing around, she, she has a seat, but she kind of bouncing around trying to see who will talk to her and, uh, you know, she ends up going up to this guy. He also has a wedding ring on and, um, oh, good time, nobody's been over served yet. So, uh, he's kind of like, leave me alone. And she's like, okay. And then I think maybe I don't know, they took some shots or something. You know, somebody bought shots for the bar or maybe just time pass and his defenses get down a little bit and she gets, he lets her sit next to him, cool, okay.
Speaker 2:30 minutes later they're making out and you're like, okay, quit, this is awkward, like you guys can't just be full on making out for five minutes. Get a room. It's like, okay, have some decency, there's a family restroom over there, anyway. So 30 minutes later, clearly they had been very cozy with each other. They had already been making out after him doing the Heisman on her when she first came in They'd leave. Okay, cool. We're like, great, we don't have to sit here and watch the show anymore. They'd leave. Mind you, our airport, the way our bar is set up. We don't have walls. There's an escalator, there's a lounge, there's all sorts of stuff, an exit, an entrance, a family restroom.
Speaker 2:You can see from the restaurant um there's also the the uh dog restroom yeah, there's the dog restroom which I have seen people use uh, but that's a different story uh you can actually see some of that on that video.
Speaker 1:You posted the link. Uh, when the piss and shit's falling from the ceiling, j.
Speaker 2:Yes, jesus Christ, but anyways. So anyways. They get out and you're just like cool, they're leaving and you think they're going to go their separate ways. But there's a wall about I don't know, 15 yards across from the edge of our restaurant, which again you can see, and it just has like a phone on it. You know where you pick up at the airport to you know talk to the operator whatever you need. Anyways, they only make it that far. She gets him up against the wall.
Speaker 2:So they're in that little nook by the end. No, they're just up against the wall. Out in the open, oh, Out in the open, right up next to that phone. She gets him up against the wall, pulls his pants down and just goes to town Just playing the flute and she had a solo and this happens for probably five minutes.
Speaker 2:People, you know people are coming down an escalator, so hundreds of people are walking by. Some people are shocked, some people think it's hilarious, some people walk up and high-five him, but no authorities, nobody comes, they finish or don't finish, I don't know, I wasn't the cameraman or anything, but they just he goes up the escalator, she goes off the other direction and probably never to be seen again. That was a Tuesday, so you should see our Wednesday parties.
Speaker 1:Got the club blowing up.
Speaker 2:That's probably the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen. Just straight pulls his pants down and just blows them in the middle of the terminal. Okay, wow, straight pulls his pants down and just blows him in the middle of the terminal.
Speaker 1:okay, wow, there's not really much you can say you know, if we want to keep it on a sexy theme. Um, we talked about this earlier, uh, when we were pre-gaming for this episode. Um, one of our regulars, j Love. You were saying something that J Love is. Well, he's a porn star.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, yes, you might want to give a little bit more of an introduction. So they know.
Speaker 1:Tatted from head to toe. Nicest guy on the planet.
Speaker 2:About 6'5". Looks like an NFL starting linebacker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:But the nicest fucking guy you'll ever meet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, excellent tipper, just a beautiful human being.
Speaker 2:Great person Bought his parents a house last time we saw him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and he was going to pay.
Speaker 2:He wanted to pay for like a year's worth of electricity, but the lady over the phone, knew who he was and wouldn't let him do it over the phone, so she made him come in why? Louisiana, which is why he's flying through our terminal. Yeah, these are all these small little obscure places and these little commuter, nobody else can get there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess. Um, yeah, no, uh, love, love, love, love jay, love always tip us a hundred dollars oh, every single time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, excellent, excellent chris blue c note um, oh, speaking of which, um, just, uh, just just, probably about a week and a half ago, there was a cliff sighting One of our regulars. Just Good old cliff. If I can explain a little bit, he wears the most insane plaid suits. They're always three-piece suits, yeah, and he's always got the loped out shades on, always has a pocket square, yeah, super well dressed. Don't get me wrong, cliff, amazing. So he comes in, like a week ago, week and a half ago, comes in, comes right up to me and he's like hey, chris, he's like you still work here, man.
Speaker 2:I was like, yeah, you still fly here man, and he was like a regular when we first opened. Oh yeah, the first like five or six years we were open. We would see him twice a week. Yeah, at least Come in, give you a $100 bill, say let's get to partying.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he would come in hand you a $100 bill and you would go grab the Kettle, one bottle and say let's party.
Speaker 2:Say how much You're kind of like the cheese grater at Olive Garden, just tell me when.
Speaker 1:There's no rules. You keep grating the cheese, please. So he comes in and he's like, oh my gosh, you still work here. And I was like yeah. And he looks up and he's like that box with my signature is still on there. And he's like, yeah, it is. And I pull it down for him and he looks at it and it says to his love, uh, forget his wife's name. She was actually a Ralph Lauren polo model in the eighties. Um, and, like I said, he was a drummer for white snake.
Speaker 2:If I'm not mistaken. I can't remember. It's one of those eighties, prolific bands, and, and now he gone but now he looks so he still parties as hard, maybe harder, I don't know. But again, when we're talking about wearing three-piece suit dress of the fucking nines you wouldn't be like oh, you were a fucking rock star in the 80s.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Now he's doing multi-million dollar.
Speaker 1:Well, but he also does grow-ups and stuff.
Speaker 2:Does real estate and grow-ups? Yeah, all kinds of stuff. You know that beautiful devil's lettuce? Yeah, I'm sure he's got his hand in a couple of different. Yeah, if I had to guess.
Speaker 1:Speaking of celebrities, I don't think I touched on this before. When I first started like the first year, I was there. Uh, when I first started like the first year I was there um, had a wee man, uh from Jackass. Yeah, he comes in and he sits at this little four top bar we had called the art bar and, uh, I've explained this bar before it's a little four top or it's got a four bar stool bar with a deli case on the other side of it with a cashier stand. And then it's got these little, uh, it's got three little four top tables or, excuse me, two little four top tables in there. And, um, so he comes in you know steady afternoon, whatever, you know joints, packs, whatever comes in, sets on the barstool and I'm bartending and just has miller light bottle, has three of them falls off the barstool. We have to call paramedics. It was, he was just the nicest guy on the planet, just giggling and having fun, but, oh my gosh, falls off the barstool. They had to just check him out. He was fine, he's no, no harm, no foul on his flight, and but it was just hilarious, he was, he was cool shit, um.
Speaker 1:And then, um, I wanted to talk about, uh, the first week. I remember the first week I started there had this soldier and this was, you know, right before September 11 2001. And I'm sure once we have my buddy john on he can kind of collaborate the story. But I remember we had this soldier coming back from overseas somewhere and had gotten tipped off that and we didn't know this. So, and back then you could come and go in the airport as you please. Nobody gave a damn. You know, if you were drunk it would be a public in talks, it wouldn't really the liability wouldn't necessarily fall back on you. They would let you fly if you were drunk, whatever. Everybody pretty much behaved themselves.
Speaker 2:There was no real issues back then but we're just getting done letting people smoke on this this, this soldier boy, all of probably my son's age, who's off in the military as well.
Speaker 1:He's you, know 22, 21, 22. He's married, has a baby. He's coming home know 22, 21, 22. He's married, has a baby. He's coming home to see uh hasn't seen his baby yet, but is coming home to see his uh, his child, for the first time, gets tipped off that his wife is sleeping with someone and um has evidence of it and this and that and is coming home to divorce her and tell her off and get full custody of the baby and go back overseas with the baby, from what I understand.
Speaker 1:And crazy. And he proceeds to just get shit hammered. And sure enough me and my buddy take him over to the gate agent and explain what's going on. And sure enough they put him on the plane, put him in first class, and sure enough he passes out in first class and I guess he wakes up at home. They do not bother you. Once you get in first class and uh, sure enough he passes out in first class and I guess he wakes up at home, do not bother you once you get in first class yeah, but back then, you know, things were a little more lenient.
Speaker 2:That would not fly, that would not, he would not fly at all literally, but uh, literally would not fly, and um, what a way to come home. Holy shit, shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, you know you're out fighting for your country. I mean, if I don't know, I don't think we had any, necessarily any wars going on at that time. Now, right, after that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, right before and probably right after, yep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what about the cell phone that ended up in the trash? I think you know a little bit that that ended up in the bathroom when I was all saying no more about that than I do all right, I do remember two gentlemen coming up to the bar and ordering waters which is your favorite while we were we.
Speaker 2:This was a day where, so this is about five years ago.
Speaker 1:Balls to the wall. Five, six years ago.
Speaker 2:Too deep at the bar. We're taking care of 40 people at least.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's nuts and it's packed, and everybody's.
Speaker 2:I want to say it was on a Sunday.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, football's on and these two guys come in. I know exactly what seats they're sitting in. Two guys come in and I'll I know exactly what seats they're sitting in. Yep, and two guys come in and it was business guys, 19 probably, and we had a lot of delayed flights that day and um no, actually it was uh where want to eat and I'm just like, oh, just waters guys, and the guy just gets kind of pissy with me, whatever the guy throws a fit about it yeah, and I'm just like okay and uh, so get them their water.
Speaker 1:They they order some tacos. Get them their water. They order some tacos. Get them some tacos. I feel like they were also super picky about their food. Yeah, you know, just super high maintenance, I remember, and then proceeds to leave me a penny Was just a total douchebag the whole time.
Speaker 2:Just to be a douche, yes, yeah, and they got everything that they needed.
Speaker 1:Two businessmen sharp dress, you know, proceeds to leave his iPhone at the bar and flights are delayed all day. Leaves his phone at the bar Just a total dick, I remember and leaves his cell phone at the bar. Nobody notices this but me. I swipe his phone it just was total dick, I remember and leaves his cell phone at the bar. Nobody notices this but me. I swipe his phone off the bar when I'm cleaning up the plates and I just toss his phone in the trash yeah, you just went to the back of the kitchen and just yeah, I scraped his plates and there was scraped his phone right into the trash and I don't think I even know that any of this yeah, no
Speaker 1:because we're just getting our ass kicked and I'm just so 10 minutes later, guy comes back and he's like hey, man, you see my cell phone. I was like I don't know you seen my tip? And I was like no, I hadn't seen your cell phone, buddy. And he's like I know it's here, dude. And I was like, bro, I haven't seen your cell phone, keep up with your stuff, I don't know. And um, so he leaves all pissed and another 10 minutes later comes back with the cops and he's like I left my iphone here. I have it on, find my iphone. It shows it's in this restaurant. Um, the cops like you know, let me see. And it doesn't show that it's behind the bar. And I'm like, man, we don't have your phone, I don't know where you left your phone, I don't know what you did with your shit. He goes, I fucking know you have my phone. And starts wigging out in front of the cop and the cop's like hey, dude, you need to leave. He's like they said they don't have your phone, it's not here, you need to, you need to keep up with your stuff. So he leaves, comes back like 20 minutes later after that.
Speaker 1:This is the third time now. This is the third time. He's like dude, I know you have my phone. He's like what do I gotta do? He's like next time. And I said if there's a next time for you, sir said next time maybe you'll be better to your bartender and not tip them a penny, but what I suggest for you? He's like I know you have your phone. I said we both know I know something, but here's the deal. I suggest you check lost and found. Have a nice day. And I said if you come back to this restaurant again.
Speaker 2:I'm going to call the. I'm going to call the police this time and he leaves, and so I think the time before he looked at you and said something like Chris, I'm going to get you.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's like, I'm going to. I know you have it, I'm going to get you. Yes, I do.
Speaker 1:That was when he left with the police.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I vividly remember that part.
Speaker 1:And so, karma's sake, okay. So at this point we're just balls to the wall busy, and my anxiety is making just ADD happen for me. I can't focus on anything. When shit like that happens, I'm all over the place. Sure enough, I go get his phone out of the trash in the kitchen and go put it in the bathroom stall, like he had left it there, just because, karma, I wanted it to get.
Speaker 2:it ended up in the lost and found at least be able to retrieve it in the middle of that crazy fucking shift. I was fucking let me tell you that we did not have time to deal with this shit. No, let me fucking tell you.
Speaker 1:No. So right after that a young lady comes in and she thinks she's big shit and orders a beer and a shot of tequila. And orders a beer and a shot of tequila. She must have been all of like 20, probably about my son's age probably about 23, 24.
Speaker 2:Has a beer and a shot. Everybody's hanging out.
Speaker 1:She was probably about 90 pounds, yeah, and sure enough, decides she's going to have another shot. She's had three drinks at this point, you know. So she's a little shit hammered. So we get her some chips and salsa. She gets to eat a little. Beyond a little Five minutes after we get her some chips and salsa. She's gone, dude, she's like fallen into another dimension, this is the same day and we're just getting fucking killed.
Speaker 1:We're so busy, like you said, I think we sold like 45, 5 grand and um, and so I end up having to walk this young lady to her gate.
Speaker 2:Not having to.
Speaker 1:Choosing to, so choosing to. It was the best thing we wanted to make sure she got on her flight.
Speaker 2:It was the best thing for you. Now, for me, it was the worst thing.
Speaker 1:Again, she was not over-served, she just couldn't handle her shit. So we proceed to take her down to the satellite terminal to get her on her plane not we.
Speaker 1:I, I proceed to bartend and get my face melted yes, well, I'm gone for like 45 minutes an hour trying to take care of this young lady. So we get her walk down there, no problem. She goes to the bathroom. She decides to go in the family bathroom and lock the door in there. She's in there for fucking ever. Then she finally lets me in and she's just slobber knocked like she can't sober up for shit. So I waited out with her another 15, 20 minutes. I get her some water. I waited out with her another 15, 20 minutes. I get her some water.
Speaker 2:Sure enough, we get her over to the gate where she's supposed to fly out of and get her set up straight. I'm having an out-of-body experience trying to barge. I'm just watching.
Speaker 1:I'm floating above myself watching myself barge in at this point, so I finally make it back. He's still getting slammed. I walk in. We finish up the shift. Well, there is a little bar down the way from us that's associated with us, that we own, and what do we know? Here comes the bartender. This is after close. Here comes that bartender to turn in their money with the drunk girl. Jesus Ends up. Lindsay ends up helping get her to a hotel room. The airport had gotten her a hotel room for the night and Lindsay got her to a hotel room and evidently she flew out the next day, jesus Christ. But all in that same shift was absolutely the crazy, most chaotic shift. Yes, and you took the brunt of it.
Speaker 2:If Chris had not returned within 30, if he had returned 30 seconds later, I wouldn't work at the airport anymore. It was one of those days I was gone. It felt like D-Day. I was in the foxhole.
Speaker 1:Every second just felt like it was just ticking by. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:I was like he's got to come back. He's got to come back soon, he's got to come back soon. It's just people you know you can imagine. So we already probably had 40 people were taken care of mine. You only have 22 seats. People are just swarming. The second someone gets up, they're pushing their dirty fajita skillet to you and say let's party oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:we've been talking about it so much, lady, lately, but it's so true that if you could have one seat out of the 22 23 seats at the bar, you could have one seat out of the 22, 23 seats at the bar. You could have one seat that's dirty, empty restaurant.
Speaker 2:And only two people sitting at the bar. Yeah, and someone will walk in and sit at the only dirty spot at the bar, there'll be 18 seats that are open, and clean.
Speaker 1:They're like, oh, somebody's going to get the seat warmed up for me. I don't know man, I don't know what it is, it's just craziness.
Speaker 2:There's some sort of witchcraft or black magic going on, that it's some sort of law of attraction that no matter what, they're going to go right to the dirty seat.
Speaker 1:It's like a couple weeks back, excuse me, a couple months back I had, like what? Seven Davids sitting at the bar at the same time. Well, that's another thing that happens. The same names sit next to each other, or you know like, like I said, the crazy, but it's like not even common names. It's like sebastian will be sitting down in a chair, he'll get up, and then sebastian will sit right behind him another sebastian, will sit right down in the same damn chair.
Speaker 1:Are you kidding me? No, it's just like it's nuts, or it's just like um, just like what is it? I had two jasmines the other day sat down right next to each other I had.
Speaker 2:I had two carls, but the first one was a guy and the second one was an older lady oh, no, no, no, no, it was dale dale. Okay, I was like it was, I was there, dale. Yeah, there was a dale sitting and I was like and then a lady named dale sat down in the same damn seat an old lady named dale. I've never seen that before, but I was like, okay, well, dale just sat here, that's it was crazy that we had a lady, no matter that was already interesting enough.
Speaker 2:And then, yeah, she sat in the same fucking seat, just like she knew dale was. It's like all the Dales are connected.
Speaker 1:It's just. And then you know, and we see this every single, it's not. I mean, it's every single day. I play the name game every shift. It's like that every single day. It's crazy. Speaking of more craziness, you weren't there for this, but, um, and I think we might've touched on this, but some lady was walking through. This was years ago. This is probably seven, six, seven, eight years ago. Lady was coming through, and how I can confirm this? Everybody can go back and google search this and look it up. Um, lady comes through with a freaking support. Donkey has to buy the donkey its own row of seats in order to travel with.
Speaker 2:I don't even know how the donkey would fit on the plane. How do you? Because it's so narrow he he couldn't stand there, he couldn't sit there.
Speaker 1:So pulling this donkey with a leash type thing, but it's got a blanket over its back that says support donkey and I'm not bullshitting you. So because the very next day they've got footage of I guess she was flying to LA. They've got footage of this person I believe it was a, she Don't quote me on that, but they have footage of this person the next day because I saw it on TMZ Flying into LA airport with the support donkey. Crazy as shit. I've seen kangaroos. I've seen all kinds of animals at the bar, um, or in the restaurants, but never a freaking kangaroo in the airport. I swear to god somebody had a baby kangaroo, baby kangaroo was flying through.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. I swear to god, I'm not bullshitting, okay. Um, I feel like that's weirder than a donkey.
Speaker 2:That was actually early 2000s, uh, when I saw the kangaroo it'd be cool as shit to see it, but yeah, like that sounds weirder to me than a donkey, yeah, uh, yeah, a baby kangaroo, um little tiny thing.
Speaker 1:Um, I'm sure they were flying to some zoo or something. I don't, I have no clue. Um, I can't even elaborate on that. Um, so, yeah, some craziness, some good times at the airport. Um, um, there is one story I want to tell that is very, very interesting. So this was years ago before and it happened on the same escalator where we work now. Years ago I worked over in the E Big escalator that goes up to the train.
Speaker 1:I worked over in the d terminal and, well, at this time I think I was actually in the e terminal working and we did, uh, they had a little uh tim loves like section inside this, like little uh what like 7-ele uh store they had, which was actually in the location, I believe, where we're at now, which Tim, love is a bad-ass show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, we did some um uh like cold, uh, prep work for those particular items that we would deliver over on a little cart on the Skylink which they don't allow that anymore over to this little 7-Eleven type shop that our company owned to fill it with all these Tim Love items. So I drop off these items, I go on the Skylink, drop off these items and sure enough, uh, sure enough, I'm going up the escalator same escalator where we work now and, um, there's a lady in front of me and sure enough, she's all the way at the top of the escalator. Um, she goes to step off the last step of the escalator and her bag wheels kind of catch the last step of the escalator and her bag wheels kind of catch. She trips over her bag, hits her head and proceeds to bleed out like a pool of blood everywhere on the floor. I'm the only one around, um, I, uh, I just in shock and do have a medical assistance degree. I know a thing or two, um, especially about first aid, but nothing.
Speaker 1:This catastrophic Um, and she's unconscious and I didn't, you know, I didn't want to choke her, choking on her blood, I didn't know if I should roll her over, what I should do. I'm just screaming for help at this point and there's no one around. All of a sudden, train stops, lets out, it's there's a nurse convention in town. All these nurses push me out of the way and just take over, because I'm sitting there screaming bloody murder. They flip her over, a lady, a nurse pulls a defibrillator off the wall and revives this lady back to life.
Speaker 1:And I just remember the paramedics taking forever, like 15. It took probably 10 minutes for the paramedics to get there and it felt like an eternity and I remember. So there's one elevator on one side and this is upstairs by the Skylink and there's an elevator on the other end. We're on the opposite end of the elevator where the EMTs are coming off of, and I just remember all those nurses screaming hurry up, hurry the fuck up, she's dying. And, um, sure enough, I read in the uh, the uh paper affiliate for the airport the next week that, uh, she never made it to the hospital. She passed on the way to the hospital. She lost too much blood, holy cow. Yeah, now that is probably, hands down, the most insane thing I've seen at the airport, maybe just in general.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe airport even exists.
Speaker 1:So I wanted to get that one off my chest.
Speaker 2:That is probably the most absolute terrifying thing I've ever seen at the airport. Well, you're just kind of helpless.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she is too. Obviously. It's just like but just to just, you know, just, you never know when your time is going to be. Just a trip over your suitcase, you know, and in such a manner, um yeah, so um, anyways, check on those people you love, tell them what up.
Speaker 1:That's why I always say safe travels. Yes, I sincerely mean that. I want everybody to travel safe, Except for I may not want your cell phone to travel safe. We said people so yeah. We said people so yeah. But, guys, that's going to wrap it up for this 10th episode of Tales from an Airport Bar. Thank you, guys. So much for tuning in. We will be back in two Tuesdays from now with a super, super fabulous guest. So please tune in, Support the show. If you like what you're listening to, download it, follow us and you know we won't bullshit you. Send all the money you want to send.
Speaker 2:Show us the money.
Speaker 1:Alright, guys, we'll see you next week. Peace.
