Tales From An Airport Bar
Tales From An Airport Bar
Ep 16: The Disappearing Sundress Featuring Jesse and Spencer
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Confrontation with an Elevator Tech Guy
Speaker 1that escalator slash elevator tech guy he just starts cussing me.
Speaker 2What are you smoking? What?
Speaker 1kind of cigarettes you smoke can't be smoking out here. The fuck are you doing? I'm like whoa buddy, hey, hey, no, you can't fucking smoke out here, dude. I'm like hey, you can't cuss at me, we don't know each other like that. And he's like I'll get your badge number and I said here it is, take a picture of it. I'm gonna smile. And I, before, as this is going down, I'm opening the elevator for him and I'm like here, go get in. And he's all just cussing me the whole time, as I'm, you know, flashing my badge on the thing taking this up the elevator. I'm walking out of the elevator. He all just cussing me the whole time, as I'm, you know, flashing my badge on the thing taking this up the elevator. I'm walking out of the elevator, he's just cussing me.
Speaker 1I'm like hey, you got issues, man, but it's not with me. Have a good one.
Speaker 3Manage dad, not me, forgive you.
Welcome to Episode 16 with Jesse
Speaker 1Oh man, all right, oh, we are. Oh hey, welcome back guys. I didn't even know what's going on. Episode 16. Yes, I'm Chris and, as always, my very, very esteemed co-host, blake Blake, and this week we're excited to have a very awesome guest for you guys.
Speaker 3Mitch, there too Well yes, and we've got an extra one sitting in today.
Airport Career History at DFW
Speaker 1So first off, jesse, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for making time for us this week. Appreciate it and then back at it again. Is Spencer? Spencer, welcome back. You know, just timing's everything. So thanks for sitting in on this one. I love it when a plan comes together. I would like to start, jesse, with give us a little bit of background where you worked and how long you worked at what airports?
Speaker 1Okay, I don't know how far back this was Probably about 15 years ago I started at Terminal E12 at Tequilaria, at the DFW. At the DFW airport. We were talking about that with John. Yeah, love that bar, it's probably cute. Oh so, oh yeah, you knew John Teams, john Teams. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked with him.
Speaker 2He was on our last episode. Yeah, was he really? I was like I remember Jesse and Sean worked there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sean.
Speaker 1We talked about that off air, I think the last two years that they were have a contract going, so from there we got transferred over to Chili's, which was worst.
Speaker 2Yeah, he talked about that too.
Speaker 1Yeah, and what year was this what you started to kill her?
Speaker 1you know, 15 years ago, whatever that. What is that 2010? Yeah, oh, wow. Yeah, I was around there. I was working for the same company and I knew Nishant and I'm sure we bumped into each other, but I didn't really really know you until you started over with us at where we work now, at the Cantina. Yeah, after Chili's, I went to canton. Uh, because of irena it was irena's, the ones with good old irena. Yeah, that chili's was probably one of the uh, only restaurants that I worked at where I gave two shits about. I went there late every fucking day and that's very unlikely.
Speaker 2Um, I would no call no shows, all that fun stuff I hated, hated it, but they ran so well they didn't care.
Speaker 1Sure, yeah. What did you hate most about this isn't really what our show's about. It's not a ranting platform, but go ahead, jesse. No, it's just the management team. There was horrible man. So I was at Tequilaria bartending Ben. You don't know anything about horrible management, but go on, probably not as much as you do, yeah, yeah, no, it's not go, jesse but we are winning but no, uh, yeah.
Speaker 1So I was at uh, tequila bartending and from there I went to chili's and then didn't want to step on anybody's toes at Chili's, so I decided to Serve. So I did that for a while and I was constantly asking them. I was like, hey, when are you gonna transfer me over to the bar? Whenever you're a comedian, so what not? That took forever. So that's when I started just not giving a damn.
Speaker 2You know, yeah, like alright, I get it yeah.
Speaker 1so from like I said, Irene told us about Cantina. Then, yeah, so from like I said, Irene told us about Cantina, then transferred over there, started working with. Blake was one of my trainers, along with Ryan. Ryan was a shit show the very first day I was there that sounds about right. Yeah, he got really pissed off, I remember at me because. So, just for our listeners, we worked a long time with this couple, ryan and Charlie. They're great guys when they wanted to be.
Speaker 1It takes a little bit to get used to them. Yeah, absolutely. After that incident.
Speaker 2Ryan and I were very close, but then once you're cool, you're cool.
Speaker 3To describe him, I would just have to say San Francisco.
Speaker 1And I always go along very well with his husband Charlie Think about how have to say San Francisco and I always got along very well with his husband.
Speaker 3Charlie, think about how you think of San Francisco. That reminds me of Ryan, yeah and Spencer, you're interrupting the show.
Speaker 1Just go over there and get your Modelo. Did y'all want this? Yeah, we're good, take it take it away.
Speaker 2You know what?
Speaker 3And get your Modelo? Did y'all want this?
Speaker 2Yeah, we're good, take it, Take it away. You know what?
Speaker 3You guys can't see right now.
Speaker 2Chris is waving over a piece of pizza to his mouth.
Speaker 1As you were saying, jesse. Yeah, the whole Ryan thing. I remember when I was first training, ryan got pissed off because I went for a break to eat and the person that sent me on that break was Robert. So he got pissed off and at that time I think it was a horrible thing and Robert was our GM in regionals for years. Even at the location we're at now, he was the GM and the GM for a while.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he loved me and yeah, he was freaking awesome. He loved all of us. Yeah, well, his kids are going to be all right.
Speaker 3You know, if I wasn't, he knew we'd get the job done every day.
Speaker 2Might be a little late. I'm in trouble. Give me a hand, alright.
Workplace Dynamics with Coworkers
Speaker 1What was the girls that worked there, jojo, stephanie and JoJo. At that time Jo didn't very, she didn't like me very much.
Speaker 3She didn't like me very much Because of.
Speaker 1Brian, they were close at that point. Click going on there. They wanted to get me fired because of that, but afterwards we all got along. We all saw. They just had to warm up to you, Jesse.
Speaker 3Yeah, but we're talking about the airport with that cutthroat money. It's good money. If you don't fit in with the mafia group, they will push you out.
Speaker 1Blake was the first guy. I was like, okay, cool, he's going to take me to his wedding and go from there, which dad takes you in your swing, you know.
Speaker 2But yeah, I remember you going on a New Orleans trip with old Joe After yeah.
Speaker 1I'm telling you afterwards we all got along, we all lived happily ever after.
Speaker 2Yeah, we went to New Orleans with Crystal. I remember we planned that trip but then Jose gave them the days off instead of me so I had to stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every night you called me like I wish it was you here, I wish it was you. I wish it was you, we were working mornings together.
Speaker 1At that point, Dude, that day, or when we were out there, man, it was a.
Speaker 3This is shit too, man so my buddy Dave, just for clarity, though JoJo and Crystal fucking Yocum, those ladies can drink.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, and they drink Well if you put them together.
Speaker 3We're the big alcoholic men, some of us here at this table, If you put them together they just go zero to 100, and it's just season.
Speaker 1Spencer, tell the listeners how tall you are, sir.
Speaker 3I'm 6'5", 220 pounds. And these ladies would out-drink me on a fucking Tuesday afternoon at 2 pm.
Speaker 2That's when I would get in trouble, when I would work morning shifts with one of them.
Speaker 1And they're like, aren't the other?
Speaker 2ones waiting for us at Boomer Jack.
Speaker 3I've never had Boomer Jacks at 4 o'clock in the afternoon made it about 5 miles away to a local bar I like the Apple where we're at now and gone to sleep in the parking lot Because after 5 minutes of driving I was like you shouldn't be doing this. But the wrong people to drive yeah, those women, they can put down some booze. So to go on a New Orleans trip with them, you better eat your Wheaties.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, absolutely. I think I was the only one that didn't drink as much, because I already knew what was going to happen.
Speaker 3Like, all right, I got to take care of myself Like everyone's losing arrested probably, so what?
Speaker 1happened was yeah. What had happened, my buddy Dave. I already knew he was going to get shit fixed, so I was like, hey, give me your phone.
Speaker 3I'm going to put the GPS on you so.
Speaker 1I can track you, I just don't know where you are Because it's going to happen, which is exactly what happened and we don't know where you are, and it's New Orleans.
Speaker 3There's bars everywhere. It's straight at the bar which one, there's 17.
Speaker 1Dude, so you know. Hours go by, obviously, a whole bunch of drinks later we're trying to find this guy and he's nowhere to be found. So I pull up my phone and try to look at the GPS and I'm like I call him afterwards. I'm like Dave, what the fuck are you doing in front of the jailhouse in New Orleans? It's not too far from Bourbon Street, it it's not too far from Bourbon Street.
Speaker 3It should be close.
Speaker 1I was going to say they plant that shit out. Yeah, we are. Oh, I was looking for more bars, those are the wrong kind of bars man. Yeah, exactly, I'm like dude, fucking, stay there, I'm going to come get you. Just stand right there, don't talk to anybody. Yeah, don't look at anybody, dude, I thought it was going to be a fun time. It was just babysitting. How did the ladies do? They did fine. I mean, compared to Dave, fucking Dave.
Speaker 2Which was a low bar. Yeah, I mean but them too, they had their moments where they would get all frustrated and cry.
Speaker 3Dave was not a bartender.
Speaker 1I take it, dave was not a bartender. Yeah it, dave was not a bartender. Yeah, I think he worked with us as well at one point in time.
Speaker 2Maybe for like a week or so Dave's been at the airport before there was some point where he came in and out of Cantina, maybe even bartended at.
Speaker 1Rodeo.
Speaker 2He could be making that up. Yes, I think so. Is he?
Speaker 1still working at the airport? No, I could be making that up. Yes, I think so. So you're at the airport. No, he lives in Miami. So you've worked at the airport for 15 years. Jesse, you also worked at another airport. Yeah, after all that.
Speaker 2You also worked at.
Speaker 1Maggiano's at DFW. Oh, I worked everywhere at the airport. Yeah, if you want to go with like.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I've been to.
Speaker 1Bennigan's. I've been to Rodeo Cantina, chili's Cowboys, tequila, ria. I opened a few bars for HMS Host at some point in time. Yeah, jesse, you're a little slut. Yeah, I bounced around Absolutely, but that's DFW Like.
Speaker 2I've bounced around for 15 years I've been there, yeah.
Speaker 3Like you got to follow the money and open the new stores. That's typically where the better money's at Play sex. Just go somewhere else and after two years they pretty much push you out of every company anyhow. So fired for a legitimate reason.
Speaker 1Yeah, I've been at the same spot for 10 years, Spencer, but whatever.
Speaker 3You should have been fired 100 times, bro. Oh yeah, hey, we've gotten in trouble because of the shit you do.
Speaker 1Thank God, you were never my manager.
Speaker 2Every customer that comes in. Isn't that guy, chris, that you do the podcast with?
Speaker 3You know whenever I'm showing up?
Speaker 2Isn't he the guy that bought everybody at the bar shots? Every time I was here, everybody at the bar shots every time I was here.
Celebrity Encounters at the Airport
Speaker 3I'm like yeah that's why we keep doing it. I just had people come all the way to the D extension, which is far as up from Cantina and B. They'd be like, yeah, we were at this bar over in Terminal B. The bartender was just a dick. So we got up and left and then I'd text Chris hey, send me a selfie real quick. And I'm like is it this guy? They're like yeah that's the guy, that's the dude.
Speaker 2He's known all through the airport Jesse so out of the two airports, what did you?
Speaker 1like better. Tell me about the clientele, the clientele. They're all stupid all around.
Speaker 3Why don't you go to the around?
Speaker 1Bravo, my friend. But as far as like convenience. Except for our regulars listening to the show. Yeah, as far as convenience to work there, it's a lot easier to work at Love Field, for sure.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would say yeah.
Speaker 1Instead of having to show up about 45 minutes prior to your shift.
Speaker 2And everybody that's there is around you. You're not like, well, all the actions in the other. No, it's all here.
Speaker 1I would tell people constantly. And people pay. People want to fly, they pay extra to fly with Southwest and stuff they don't. They're stuck with American Airlines to those destinations.
Speaker 3Let's just say you're not going to make it to the LITs. Yeah, garbage person.
Speaker 1Or 21-year-old either or the dumbest question that I would receive at Love Field is directions.
Speaker 3I'm like dude to the left or right, it's just a giant team.
Speaker 2What term are we in?
Speaker 1You're in one term. You're in the term. This is the whole airport Welcome.
Speaker 3Yeah, although the worst thing about Love Field I've noticed in the two days I've worked there is if you've got to take a shit, you're SOL.
Speaker 2They're just constantly aligned for the stalls. Well, the bathrooms weren't made for that size airport, because that airport was made. No, there's three stalls and like six urinals. They can only fly to the touching states.
Speaker 1Spencer, please enlighten our audience. What's going on? You're back in another airport.
Speaker 3Oh, love Field yeah.
Speaker 1Transferred over to the canteen at Lovefield. Awesome, Good luck with that, my friend. Tell all the old people that we know over there hello.
Speaker 3The middle of the airport where everyone would walk through. They decided to come and build little patio bars for every single restaurant, so now there's twice as many bars. I heard about that.
Speaker 2It's pretty cool. I like it. That was why they tried to keep it at Maggiana.
Speaker 1More chairs. The more chairs you got, the more money you're going to make At the end by gates 1 through 5,.
Speaker 3Is anybody walking all the way down to make sure? Hey, is the plane here.
Speaker 2It's basically in the middle. Anyways, you can see it.
Speaker 3It's so close on that side that you could see it in the middle of your face, so you physically have to walk right past the bar to sit down. That's why like crew.
Speaker 2Everyone that entered the airport walks past it.
Speaker 3It's the first thing you see, it's the first thing, and people came in, whether they meant to be there or not. Yeah, they even have a little patio now.
Speaker 2Yes, I've never seen people sitting at it. It's the worst thing that could ever have happened, ever met. You've got a whole restaurant and then there's a patio behind it that you can't see, that you have to go all the way through the kitchen, through the back door of the dish pit to get to it. You'd have six tables have been sitting out there for 20 minutes and you had no idea. There was nobody out there watching.
Speaker 2And then every time you try to get there you have to walk by 60, 70 people to get just to the kitchen, so You're getting flagged down 20 times.
Speaker 3The escalator is coming up from TSA, 10 feet away from that patio.
Speaker 2We've been on the patio for 20 minutes and someone's coming to talk.
Speaker 3I was walking through the traffic 15 of those. Sorry, it must be easier to exit and come back through TSA. Just follow the flow. It really is. That was amazing. I saw Lindsey walking through the other day. I was like oh hey, she's that crew.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like what are you doing? I was like I'm leaving the airport too.
Speaker 1Like we always say, it always comes back around.
Speaker 3It's funny, working at different airports seeing people from BMW the same people, I swear. For the last 15 years it's the same group of 100 people that just bartend and serve.
Speaker 2Let's go back and forth the airport's here. You see the same managers, you see the same employees, oh yeah. Same everything, same beer guys, same whatever Okay.
Speaker 1Jesse. So we want to talk about people you haven't seen, or you've at least seen once. What about tell me about some celebrity encounters? I know you've met some famous people out there. I've made a carrot top. I met tyson. That was your favorite right yeah I've met carrots up, he's interesting.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah when you see him in person, he's jacked he's like super jacked or something like roids and all makes a judge.
Speaker 1Yeah yeah, but yeah, I've seen uh seeing carrot top, seeing mike tyson. Uh, luke ryan. Uh, what's that girl's name that was in twilight? Oh uh, kristen. Yes, what was her name? Kristen stewart, yeah, stewart. I've seen Owen Wilson's brother.
Speaker 2Yes, Luke Wilson Over at, does he have a big job as well. Waited on Owen. Well, his hasn't been broken.
Speaker 3Right Must have not talked as much trash, or he was a stronger brother.
Speaker 1He was very to himself man. I remember meeting him at the bar at Tequila Ria. He just came in casually sat down, pulled out his newspaper hat, just carried it to himself.
Speaker 3And finally we went in one together.
Speaker 1I was like that guy looks a lot like.
Speaker 3That's the common denominator with celebrities in the airport.
Speaker 2You can almost spot them out, because they have a newspaper. Like who the fuck reads a newspaper and sunglasses and a sport coat, when I Like who the fuck reads a newspaper nowadays and sunglasses and a sport coat With a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1When I met Christopher Lloyd, he was reading a newspaper. When.
Speaker 3I met Christopher Lloyd. He was reading a newspaper. What year?
Speaker 2was the newspaper.
Speaker 1So this is like 2000. It was like 2011, 2012. Piss off. And then you guys saw Little Dicky, right.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1And I was super jealous as well.
Speaker 2He waved at us yeah, I was on my way to work, and then you texted me, Blake. You yelled at me did you fuck with the wolf?
Speaker 1Yeah, I was like that's when I got introduced to Little Dicky because of Blake. Oh, pillow talk, yeah, and then after that Pillow talk will sink you. It was a freaky Friday after that.
Speaker 2Awesome, it's been a lot of people. Have you watched Dave yet? All of it.
The Naked Lady Incident at DFW
Speaker 1I watched the first season and then I fell off. The second season wasn't all that interesting. That's why I fell off. But yeah, it was a lot of people, a lot of people. You run into a lot of stupid people too.
Speaker 3Well, yes, there's something special about the airport People just go full retard. It's like just calm down.
Speaker 1Read the signs. The thing is is they won't lift their head one inch and look up at all the signs that are posted, freaking every what five feet.
Speaker 3Ten feet, literally, like even coming through the terminal, like people don't know which way to go. They're driving, everyone's driving. You can't stop in the middle of the freaking highway.
Speaker 2It's funny, these same people that would never stop and ask people for directions if they were driving at last, will all of a sudden, at the airport, instead of using their phone or whatever, will all of a sudden ask everyone.
Speaker 1Excuse me, do you work here?
Speaker 3And they always ask the guy with full hands Like, hey, while you're carrying those eight cups and those two plates, let me ask you a quick question how much time you got? It blows my mind how there'll be four employees standing around and people always ask the person that's doing something. It's the same as the dirty seat.
Speaker 1Yeah, the dirty seat. It was happening to me a million times yesterday.
Speaker 2Someone left five seconds before.
Speaker 3Or the furthest away.
Speaker 1Whenever they ask for directions I mean, it is quite a big, large Every time someone walks up to the bar.
Speaker 2There's 20 open chairs.
Speaker 3They want to sit in the furthest one away from the bartender, like, oh look, there's the bartender, let me sit in this chair all the way in the corner.
Speaker 1That's like we always talk about. You know, we've got 23 seats. One seat will be dirty because somebody just got up and you can't clean it up fast enough and one person 22 other seats they could sit at and they want the one dirty seat every single damn time.
Speaker 3And I'll even mess with them. I'll throw some more stuff on there and be like you know what. Let me make this a little dirtier, for you. Or the same when people sit in the farthest corner. No-transcript. I'm not a dick like you are, bartender, but I'm a smart ass.
Speaker 2Well, I only do when they start rushing me once they've sat at the desk.
Speaker 3That is when it comes down to it.
Speaker 2You did this to yourself I'm working on. Can I get a meeting?
Speaker 1Do you want this in front of you? Are you going to finish this Like, let me get there One of the perks about working at the airport as a bartender though you have more that you can get away with. Oh, for sure, you can say stuff to customers. For sure, say any of that, or the things that we used to say or still do for you guys, streetside that'll fly.
Speaker 3No, uh, street side, that'll fly. No, it does not fly street side.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're not on federal property streets I mean, that is nice. Yeah Well, fuck with the bartender. It's a good backup. I love that.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1At the airport Just it was nice Some extent.
Speaker 3Oh, real quick, Since it's on the news the naked lady oh, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1We would love you to share your personal footage with us. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've shown a couple people at the bar and they're like, oh my god, I saw that man. They're freaking out about it.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1No idea, you didn't see the naked lady, all right so wait, wait, wait for our, for our listeners, which I believe spencer is going to, to let us put up his own personal footage. A lot of you guys have already.
Speaker 3That still worked for the company.
Speaker 1That's your own personal footage.
Speaker 3I was on the clock wearing a mask.
Speaker 1Okay, spencer, we got you Just show Jesse.
Speaker 2I'll show Jesse, y'all can see it on.
Speaker 3TMZ and shit it's even on TikTok, I didn't post it but somebody else did. If you look up Naked Lady at VFW, it's going to pop up, so tell us all about it. Spencer, what happened? I was just. It was like a freaking Wednesday.
Speaker 2It was a Friday, yeah.
Speaker 3Because I remember he sent it to me like an hour after I left the airport. We had a Helsinki flight going to Finland, so it was slow because the big flight blocks two of our four gates down there. So we had nothing going on. We're all just standing around and this chick's in this sundress starts dancing. I'm like I tell the other bartender, I'm like, hey, man, check it out, bro, check it out, because she was swirling around enough that it was flying up and you could see her butt cheeks. She didn't have no panties on. Has anybody thrown?
Speaker 1dollars.
Speaker 3I was like bro, she ain't got no drawers on, and so the other bartender was standing there checking it out for a minute and then she proceeds to just lift the dress up and get completely butt naked. She had nothing on under it and then she starts dancing around and yelling out this is how we were meant to be. And I'm like, oh my God, she's got to be awesome to do shrooms with. Look how free she is. And then she ends up going up to our little uh, coffee store because we have water bottles warm ones just sitting on a rack. It starts opening them up and like slinging them in the air as she's dancing and shit. So the manager had to run over and that's the point where you're like, all right, that's when the gm was like, okay, now I gotta intervene. So we had already called the cops at this point. But now he's trying to get the water bottles away from her.
Speaker 3She, She'd walked over to the two gates gates three and four and the screens up top, the big TV screens, so you know, boarding group, whatever. Blah, blah, blah. She was throwing her phone at it Like she jumped up and punched the first one and then went over to the second one and started throwing her phone at it and she destroyed that TV. But every time she'd pitch her phone up and it'd bounce off the TV, she'd catch it again.
Speaker 2So I don't think it was alcohol. She had some sort of reflexes?
Speaker 3yeah, I mean she had dexterity, was on point and eye coordination was totally there. Weren't the cops trying to take her from Dude? No, the cops didn't show up for like 20 minutes, which is super rare in the airport. Usually they're there in 45 seconds minute and a half tops.
Speaker 1They're like ah, naked drunk lady is what they probably thought we're not in a hurry to get there. Let's make sure TMZ gets their footage.
Speaker 3She starts walking around talking to some of the other employees it's still totally new to this point Doing a little thrust, intimidating Check this out towards people. The GM's following around making sure she doesn't hurt anyone or herself, and then she starts beelining it towards our kitchen slash emergency door.
Speaker 2Yeah, you can't be bad.
Speaker 3So he goes down there running after her, stops her from going out the emergency fire exit door and then she tries to go into the kitchen with knives and stuff in there. He took a little force, he body checked her into the wall, so she bounces off and hits the ground. He gave her a good Debo slam. That's my bad, Tony. Then she hits the ground so rather than getting up, she just spreads her legs and starts playing with herself right there on the floor. Oh, okay.
Speaker 1What? And you have all this on camera.
Speaker 2I don't have all that.
Speaker 3At that point she walked past the bar.
Speaker 2No wonder you don't want to share.
Speaker 3That's not my problem anymore, so then the GM is standing in front of her, trying to block the view of things, and she reaches up and grabs a pencil out of his shirt pocket oh, okay, great.
Speaker 1And starts oh, I heard about this.
Speaker 3Yes, and he's bald. So I mean, she's stabbing him in the head two or three times, it starts gushing blood pretty severely, so he's bleeding all over the floor, all over her. He's trying to grab the pencil back from her so he grabs her arm and she goes and just bites the shit out of his. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got pictures of it too. Oh man, jesus, yeah, when it was all said and done and the cops had to sedate her to get her out of there, yeah, at that point the EMS had to strap her down and sedate her.
Speaker 1Never heard of that before.
Speaker 2Yeah, once you started it so badly but.
Speaker 3I'll never be able to say that again you had to have to work, go to the hospital to get blood tests, because they were like we don't know if she has anything, she bit you. That's a bodily fluid transfer.
Speaker 2You need to go get your blood taken.
Speaker 3Like them some drugs.
Speaker 1You might need a test. Yeah, you might be a zombie.
Speaker 3So at the end of it everyone was like oh wow, you know it was kind of funny. We were laughing like man, she just got crazy. And then it escalated quickly. But as they left we seen the cops talking to like a six, seven-year-old girl and we're like what the hell is that? Apparently she had her daughter flying with her, so then went from funny to not funny. Super sad, yeah, like damn. That lady's going through some shit. Jesus, she just lost custody for sure. Oh, 100%, 100% On federal property. Yeah, yeah, and flight yeah.
Speaker 2Like there's no telling what charges they racked up. You sold a battery at an airport employee on federal property yeah, federal assault, good luck.
Speaker 3A felony assault charge that's not going to be good, and destruction of federal property that's probably going to be a bad one too, just when you think you're abandoning a child to some new shit happens on three o'clock on a friday like yeah, it wouldn't even the airport wasn't busy and as I'm walking through security to the terminal, I see this guy on the bench.
Speaker 1I think it was papa cito's. I was right, right beside Maggiano's, so they had a bench out there, anyway. So I'm walking towards our gate and then all of a sudden I see this guy like pull out a needle and stuff like that. And oh, wow.
Speaker 2Okay, then Okay, jesse's, jesse's.
Speaker 1Jesse's now viewing the naked lady. Show me that here in a second Fogus. Let now viewing the naked lady. Show me that here in a second Focus. I can't multitask like that.
Speaker 2I can't watch, react and tell a story.
Speaker 1Jesse, let's get you back on track. Spencer's going to get another beer, but this guy while I'm walking down and I see this guy pull out a needle and he starts shooting up. I'm like I do that double take. Look right, and I'm like there's no way. There's no way he's about to do that. It's his insulin, bro. And then I see this flight attendant walk up to her and it's like sir, you can't do that. And I'm like this motherfucker's really about to shoot up right here.
Speaker 2He don't care. I was like, how did you get that needle inside here, don't care. I was like, how did you?
Speaker 3get that needle inside here.
Speaker 1First off, how did that happen?
Speaker 2You know, what I mean. It's his insulin, bro, bro, the things that you see, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1And then I just walked casual, like oh it's just another day at the airport.
Speaker 2Well, that was the first story from our first episode, the lady dropping her bag of cocaine in the park.
Confrontation with UFC Fighter
Speaker 1Yeah, that was a crazy night. It's an everyday thing. I almost got my ass kicked by a UFC fighter at freaking Luffield. Do tell I didn't even know. I didn't even know he was a UFC fighter or low-ranked or whatever Busy day as usual, we're fucking working making drinks left and right. Aisha, my wife was working with me that day and she starts, you know, attending to him giving him drinks and he starts just like every other guy, just chilling by himself drinking and then next thing you know, like three beers later he starts getting like more loud and acting like he's talking to the neighbors and like they all know each other.
Speaker 1And then he started buying people's drinks. And then obviously those are signs yeah, you need to pump the brakes. Well, next thing you know it, I think he started trying to spit game at my wife and I was like, hey, man, just a heads up. That's my wife like pump the brakes.
Speaker 1And yeah, chill out right yeah, and then he started getting really hell of aggressive with me. So I started getting aggressive with him too verbally. Obviously I was like dude, you need to chill, if not, we're going to give you the boot. You got to get out of here.
Speaker 2This guy gets up off of his chair.
Speaker 1He's probably like his size, if not taller, spencer size.
Speaker 2Because everybody looks the same size from the seat you know what I mean.
Speaker 1And then I just looked up to him and I was like all right, well, this is going to go two ways here we go. So I was like I pulled that line. I was like, dude, you want to go home or you want to go jump, you choose what you want to do. And he's all, like you know, saying, anyways, whatever. I was like like you need to go, you know, pay your tab and get the hell out of here. And um, apparently, while all that was going on, the neighbor doesn't sound like you were intimidated at all, jesse.
Speaker 2Oh, I was fucking. Well, I didn't know. At this point again, I didn't know he was a ufc fighter. Yeah, it's just this guy called crazy in the barn. You're the one that has to control it, because the manager's definitely not going to. So I put that guy in jail yeah and um.
Speaker 1Later, once I went back to the bar, the guy that he was talking to his neighbor was like hey, you know how. You were talking to a UFC fighter, right? Not that it mattered, but if things would have gotten physical, I don't know how it would have ended for you. I was like glad it didn't. I'm glad we didn't get there.
Speaker 3I'll tell you two things when it happened, I was hitting him and he was hitting the ground. Yeah, yeah, that guy he.
Speaker 1I mean when security was called, I mean security again, like you guys said, they're on point, so they were there within like Especially in that airport.
Speaker 2Yeah, where else could they be? Yeah.
Speaker 3They took him in real quick, and they don't ask questions, they arrest him, they react first, and then they'll figure it out they remove you from the scene, point them out and then that's it.
Speaker 1They go over there, we'll figure it out Now.
Speaker 3Anytime I've had to call them for violent things, they come out full tactical gear, like the AR-15s and the full vest and bulletproof.
Speaker 2Especially in D and international.
Speaker 3They don't fuck around at all like there's panels in the wall that just open up and they come out like these aren't even warm. These guys came out of ropes in the ceiling.
Speaker 2I don't know what's happening. There were ninjas in the shadows there was.
Speaker 3Yeah, there's always two or three cops that have sat around doing nothing but drink coffee all day, waiting for something to happen.
Speaker 2That's what they do every day when they get to work, they are just rainy. All right, coffee. Let me go get my coffee. That's what I do when I get to work. Let me get some espresso, let's go. I've already had an energy drink in the car.
Speaker 1Let's get some espresso, and then let's have another coffee or energy drink later, and then let's have another coffee or energy drink later. So, jesse, what was your favorite place to work at? Tequila, yeah, right on E12. This is old school back in the day oh yeah, oh yeah, that terminal was the only terminal that closed, necessarily.
Best Work Experiences and Crazy Stories
Speaker 3You worked at E. Well see, when they closed the tequila place, they turned it into Blue Mesa and I went and opened that up. Yes, so I worked at the same location, but just different.
Speaker 1So check it out In 2001? No, didn't it turn into Sonny Bryant's later then?
Speaker 3No, sonny Bryant's was in Terminal B, or what was it?
Speaker 1Smash Brothers. Now it's like Love Shack. Tim loves Love Shack yeah yeah, yeah, because I fly out of Gate 11 to go to Seattle. But no, e12 was definitely one of the best terminals because I met my boy, nishant. Nishant.
Speaker 3I still talk to to this day Motherfucker's crazy.
Speaker 1So that's the thing. Back in 2001, when I started, I started at Gate e12 and it was a vintage texas before it turned into tequila ria yeah yeah, yeah so I think, you were my mom at one point. Yes, I did probably. Yes, no, I did. Yeah, yeah, your mom knows me well, not like that. No, I don't make that very crystal clear there's no your mom jokes here. I was a good boy, but yeah, no we used to bang work in like four to five hours.
Speaker 3Yeah, Bro we made stupid money, Dude our airport money used to be six, eight hundred a shift.
Speaker 1Dude, it was great and, of course, nishan and I being the age that we were, go blow it that same night, go to a bar, fucking, shut that place down and just open tab.
Speaker 3So Deshaun and I, Stay in tinny gloves for lunch.
Speaker 1Well, I don't know about that. We would always take turns on picking up the tab, so no matter whether it was fucking 50 bucks or 500.
Speaker 3We left with cash in hand that day. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1That was amazing man. I think the highest I mean the shop got to rack up was about $500.
Speaker 2Respectable.
Speaker 1Ask me now if I was good and that was without lap dances, right oh?
Speaker 2obviously, but it was fantastic. Memories are worth more than money.
Speaker 1Yeah, I had a fantastic time.
Speaker 2I remember when y'all came out to see me and we went out to old uptown when I lived in Dallas is that when Nishant tore his ACL jumping out of a bar, he jumped out of a chair. That was when I first started no, no, no.
Speaker 1We were walking down the street, or whatever street that was in Dallas, and we were headed to get some pizza.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, well, we were, we were, we were off McKinney, and then we were at kung-fu, and then we're going to LA.
Speaker 3Gourmet. I remember that night. I remember LA Gourmet is the best pizza.
Speaker 2Yes, and it was open till 4 in the morning. Yeah, go in and get a slice of was incredible. They made their own ranch there was a line out the door.
Speaker 1McKinney Street every drunk person yes, I get a line out the door. In McKinsey Every drunk person would wait. Let me get a slice of this. Walking around and he sees a bench or a pole that he tried to jump Something I don't know, but he decided to go.
Speaker 2He wanted to look cool.
Speaker 1Yeah, he landed, did not stick to landing, fucked up his ACL and been fucking with him ever since.
Speaker 2Oh damn.
Speaker 1Good times.
Speaker 3You're welcome, Michonne Shout out, michonne, we need to get him on the show.
Speaker 1That would be great. He's up in New York now. Every single time he comes to town he's always calling me. I bumped into him, remember when I worked out at Cowboys with you. That was the last time I saw him. Michonne was about a year and a half ago two years, which Cowboys? Because I worked at the fwn. Love you, oh, I meant at love. I did not work at anywhere else but there at love. Yeah, yeah, he was probably flying out because he wasn't. Yeah, yeah, man, that guy, love that guy. Good kid party animal.
Speaker 2Um, remember him getting us kicked out of an airport bar. Possibly one time Allegedly, when we called yeah, allegedly, whenever allegedly, me and Nishant got off of a shift it was a morning shift and then the Rangers were in the World Series and yeah, so we stopped because the game was playing while we were at work. And yeah, I remember we called Jesse and Nishant was here, so Jesse was like quit and then the bartender politely was like yeah, because of him, you guys gotta go, yeah that guy can go to zero.
Speaker 1We were there for like a half yeah, and he's like yeah, you guys gotta go I remember that one time, one point in time, he went to a texas tech game with you, I think oh, he went to.
Speaker 2Uh, oh, he went to something, some football. Oh OU Texas yeah.
Speaker 1Boomer, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2Well, it's at the State Fair.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's at the State Fair.
Speaker 3It's insane. It's a game in the middle of a State Fair.
Speaker 2It's insane. You can get a corny dog. Watch the game. Get you a $15 beer.
Speaker 1Y'all were calling me left and right a game. Get you a $15 beer and call it. Yeah, Y'all were calling me left and right. Y'all need to come. I think I was at work.
Speaker 2Yeah, you had to work that day.
Speaker 3You and.
Speaker 1Chris had to work. It's no way, Trust me. I want to be there, but I can't Just let it happen.
Speaker 2Just come on in, yeah, and then I think he was so sick the next day he missed work or something.
Speaker 1It sounds like N.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's uh good times man, I had a blast working at the airport, man, I got to meet a lot of great people, exactly you guys. Yeah, y'all are freaking amazing. There's not a lot of people that I still keep in contact with, uh, from the airport. So that's what happens when you have all those damn kids. Jesse, yeah, four, yeah, yeah, that'll do it. Brand new one, yeah, she just turned one. March, oh yeah, baby girl, I love it. One more, and then probably I'm good, another, really well, I thought for sure you'd get the snippy snip, but not yet. You know what kudos do that more, and then I'll call it, I'll throw in the towel. I finally pulled the trigger. I'm buying a bigger car. Well, you have to.
Speaker 3Yes, congratulations I hated my minivan at first. I fell in love with that thing.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh yeah. Well, then you put the hemi or whatever in it.
Speaker 1Well, I remember the first day I got in that after work and you had the loud, the loud back in there. It's like I've never seen it so it's like a what it's like an old school Astrovan and it's all souped up or something. It was crazy, and then you all had it all tricked out, painted.
Speaker 3Shad carpet inside Some toils bumping. When the motor blew, it blew a head gasket. So when the motor blew, I found a 5.4 LS that they put in the front-wheel drive Monte Carlos, oh yeah, and I was like, well shit, I mean, it's only like 100 more horse, but at least it's the V8 sound, and it was the only LS that was already mocked up for a front-wheel drive setup. So yeah, when I replaced the motor, I put an LS in it, and then I ended up breaking the motor mounts, doing a burnout at Corey's house, and so yeah, the motor mounts busted out of the block and I was like, well, there's no fixing that.
Speaker 1Minivans have a shit ton of horsepower.
Speaker 3I didn't know that and they usually have well not the Chevys, the ones that Spencer built, they carry a lot more power, yeah, a lot more weight. So the only problem I had with that van was I had to put auxiliary transmission coolers on it, because the transmissions weren't designed for all the weight.
Speaker 1But I miss that van.
Speaker 2But you know a guy that can do that? Yeah, Spencer.
Speaker 1Spencer is a master mechanic, especially with my cars what do you think Chris's car tab would? Be right now. Spencer, can you do me a favor and build me a Ninja Turtles pizza van with all the sliding?
Speaker 3doors and shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, my son's my step mom's motorcycle. Yes, why don't you tell our viewers this is a drunk story that goes along with? Why don't you tell our viewers this is a drunk story that goes along with bars? Why don't you? Tell our viewers about the motorcycle wreck when you were helping my mom change out her oil in her motorcycle.
Speaker 3It's a great story, spencer. I love this one. I put a new battery in it, changed the fluids, oil change, air filter, all that got it running up and then, uh, she had laid it down and parked it and never rode it after that. So I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was test driving. It went around the block a couple times, took the wife for a ride, that was fun. Took the cousin for a ride. Then, uh, coming back into the house, the fucking front blower, as I was braking, it just locked like I don't know if there was air in the line or something from the previous right, because I never checked the brakes.
Speaker 2But yeah.
Speaker 3Probably about 25. Which is enough.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's enough and it was a heavy, heavy bike, yeah.
Speaker 3Suzuki Intruder. I think it was a 1100 or 1200. It was a big boy. It was really short, though it was for a female. So that 6, 1200 like it was a big boy.
Speaker 2yeah, it was really short, though it was for a female, so that's six foot five ass.
Speaker 3Really shouldn't have been so you're just gonna fly over the front. Yep, yeah, I flipped over the front like I would remember doing flips through the air watching the bike slide past me and I was like, well, this isn't good it's not gonna end well, it's like the beginning of a movie.
Speaker 2I bet you're wondering what happened to give me this situation it's just and then down.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's all in slow-mo. Yeah, the whole family was standing out there the kids, wife, everybody just watching me bounce off the concrete. My shoulders, my back, my butt, knuckles, arms. The road rash was ripped through the leather jacket. I'd work hands-on.
Speaker 1Well, unless you had, Spencer, what I'm dying to know is, and what I'm sure our listeners want to know is was there drugs and alcohol in your system, sir? I mean, it was a Tuesday, so you know, sit Well, do you feel that you were coherent while you were riding the bike? Yeah, 100%. Okay, All right, this deposition is going on Right.
Speaker 2I mean for what I usually smoke and drink it wasn't a different day.
Speaker 3Yes, at least not back then.
Speaker 1And so.
Speaker 3I mean, this was a good what six years ago.
Speaker 1Long story short. It all worked out because my stepmom wrote it off and got an insurance claim for the bike. There was some damage a little bit of.
Speaker 3There was a dent in the fuel tank and then some cosmetic shit. But it fired up and ran.
Speaker 1Everything was still good and then now my parents, my stepmom.
Speaker 3She took the money and got this crazy ridiculous couch and yeah, yeah I think the insurance money paid better than it would have if she sold the bike.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh for sure it always does, and right before they came to tow it away.
Speaker 3I did a burnout on it. It was good to go.
Speaker 1He wanted another round too with it. Oh yeah. I was like this time you won.
Speaker 3He didn't learn his lesson. The first time.
Speaker 2You can't stop halfway.
Speaker 3Did I ever show you the burnout video? No, you take a lot of videos.
Closing Thoughts and Thank Yous
Speaker 1A lot of cool shit happens in my life and you know we would love for you to tag those on our podcast, spencer. With that being said, guys, jesse, thank you so much for coming on this week. Spencer, thanks for coming back and just sitting in with us. We appreciate that. We've got to give a shout-out to our sponsors, the Big Apple, for letting us do our podcast out here. That's why you hear all the planes in the background.
Speaker 2We're right next to the airport.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, and you know we've got to give a shout-out to Kevin over there at the Bedford Snowball and Big Al's Snow Cones Listeners. Thank you so much. We will do it again here in a couple weeks. Jesse, thank you again and we're out guys.
Speaker 2Peace Catch you next time, guys. Much continued sex.
