Tales From An Airport Bar
Tales From An Airport Bar
Ep. 16: The Disappearing Sundress Featuring Jesse and Spencer
that escalator slash elevator tech guy he just starts cussing me.
Speaker 2:What are you smoking? What?
Speaker 1:kind of cigarettes you smoke can't be smoking out here. The fuck are you doing? I'm like whoa buddy, hey, hey, no, you can't fucking smoke out here, dude. I'm like hey, you can't cuss at me, we don't know each other like that. And he's like I'll get your badge number and I said here it is, take a picture of it. I'm gonna smile. And I, before, as this is going down, I'm opening the elevator for him and I'm like here, go get in. And he's all just cussing me the whole time, as I'm, you know, flashing my badge on the thing taking this up the elevator. I'm walking out of the elevator. He all just cussing me the whole time, as I'm, you know, flashing my badge on the thing taking this up the elevator. I'm walking out of the elevator, he's just cussing me.
Speaker 1:I'm like hey, you got issues, man, but it's not with me. Have a good one.
Speaker 3:Manage dad, not me, forgive you.
Speaker 1:Oh man, all right, oh, we are. Oh hey, welcome back guys. I didn't even know what's going on. Episode 16. Yes, I'm Chris and, as always, my very, very esteemed co-host, blake Blake, and this week we're excited to have a very awesome guest for you guys.
Speaker 3:Mitch, there too Well yes, and we've got an extra one sitting in today.
Speaker 1:So first off, jesse, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for making time for us this week. Appreciate it and then back at it again. Is Spencer? Spencer, welcome back. You know, just timing's everything. So thanks for sitting in on this one. I love it when a plan comes together. I would like to start, jesse, with give us a little bit of background where you worked and how long you worked at what airports?
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't know how far back this was Probably about 15 years ago I started at Terminal E12 at Tequilaria, at the DFW. At the DFW airport. We were talking about that with John. Yeah, love that bar, it's probably cute. Oh so, oh yeah, you knew John Teams, john Teams. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked with him.
Speaker 2:He was on our last episode. Yeah, was he really? I was like I remember Jesse and Sean worked there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sean.
Speaker 1:We talked about that off air, I think the last two years that they were have a contract going, so from there we got transferred over to Chili's, which was worst.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he talked about that too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and what year was this what you started to kill her?
Speaker 1:you know, 15 years ago, whatever that. What is that 2010? Yeah, oh, wow. Yeah, I was around there. I was working for the same company and I knew Nishant and I'm sure we bumped into each other, but I didn't really really know you until you started over with us at where we work now, at the Cantina. Yeah, after Chili's, I went to canton. Uh, because of irena it was irena's, the ones with good old irena. Yeah, that chili's was probably one of the uh, only restaurants that I worked at where I gave two shits about. I went there late every fucking day and that's very unlikely.
Speaker 2:Um, I would no call no shows, all that fun stuff I hated, hated it, but they ran so well they didn't care.
Speaker 1:Sure, yeah. What did you hate most about this isn't really what our show's about. It's not a ranting platform, but go ahead, jesse. No, it's just the management team. There was horrible man. So I was at Tequilaria bartending Ben. You don't know anything about horrible management, but go on, probably not as much as you do, yeah, yeah, no, it's not go, jesse but we are winning but no, uh, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I was at uh, tequila bartending and from there I went to chili's and then didn't want to step on anybody's toes at Chili's, so I decided to Serve. So I did that for a while and I was constantly asking them. I was like, hey, when are you gonna transfer me over to the bar? Whenever you're a comedian, so what not? That took forever. So that's when I started just not giving a damn.
Speaker 2:You know, yeah, like alright, I get it yeah.
Speaker 1:so from like I said, Irene told us about Cantina. Then, yeah, so from like I said, Irene told us about Cantina, then transferred over there, started working with. Blake was one of my trainers, along with Ryan. Ryan was a shit show the very first day I was there that sounds about right. Yeah, he got really pissed off, I remember at me because. So, just for our listeners, we worked a long time with this couple, ryan and Charlie. They're great guys when they wanted to be.
Speaker 1:It takes a little bit to get used to them. Yeah, absolutely. After that incident.
Speaker 2:Ryan and I were very close, but then once you're cool, you're cool.
Speaker 3:To describe him, I would just have to say San Francisco.
Speaker 1:And I always go along very well with his husband Charlie Think about how have to say San Francisco and I always got along very well with his husband.
Speaker 3:Charlie, think about how you think of San Francisco. That reminds me of Ryan, yeah and Spencer, you're interrupting the show.
Speaker 1:Just go over there and get your Modelo. Did y'all want this? Yeah, we're good, take it take it away.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 3:And get your Modelo? Did y'all want this?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're good, take it, Take it away. You know what?
Speaker 3:You guys can't see right now.
Speaker 2:Chris is waving over a piece of pizza to his mouth.
Speaker 1:As you were saying, jesse. Yeah, the whole Ryan thing. I remember when I was first training, ryan got pissed off because I went for a break to eat and the person that sent me on that break was Robert. So he got pissed off and at that time I think it was a horrible thing and Robert was our GM in regionals for years. Even at the location we're at now, he was the GM and the GM for a while.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he loved me and yeah, he was freaking awesome. He loved all of us. Yeah, well, his kids are going to be all right.
Speaker 3:You know, if I wasn't, he knew we'd get the job done every day.
Speaker 2:Might be a little late. I'm in trouble. Give me a hand, alright.
Speaker 1:What was the girls that worked there, jojo, stephanie and JoJo. At that time Jo didn't very, she didn't like me very much.
Speaker 3:She didn't like me very much Because of.
Speaker 1:Brian, they were close at that point. Click going on there. They wanted to get me fired because of that, but afterwards we all got along. We all saw. They just had to warm up to you, Jesse.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but we're talking about the airport with that cutthroat money. It's good money. If you don't fit in with the mafia group, they will push you out.
Speaker 1:Blake was the first guy. I was like, okay, cool, he's going to take me to his wedding and go from there, which dad takes you in your swing, you know.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I remember you going on a New Orleans trip with old Joe After yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you afterwards we all got along, we all lived happily ever after.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we went to New Orleans with Crystal. I remember we planned that trip but then Jose gave them the days off instead of me so I had to stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every night you called me like I wish it was you here, I wish it was you. I wish it was you, we were working mornings together.
Speaker 1:At that point, Dude, that day, or when we were out there, man, it was a.
Speaker 3:This is shit too, man so my buddy Dave, just for clarity, though JoJo and Crystal fucking Yocum, those ladies can drink.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and they drink Well if you put them together.
Speaker 3:We're the big alcoholic men, some of us here at this table, If you put them together they just go zero to 100, and it's just season.
Speaker 1:Spencer, tell the listeners how tall you are, sir.
Speaker 3:I'm 6'5", 220 pounds. And these ladies would out-drink me on a fucking Tuesday afternoon at 2 pm.
Speaker 2:That's when I would get in trouble, when I would work morning shifts with one of them.
Speaker 1:And they're like, aren't the other?
Speaker 2:ones waiting for us at Boomer Jack.
Speaker 3:I've never had Boomer Jacks at 4 o'clock in the afternoon made it about 5 miles away to a local bar I like the Apple where we're at now and gone to sleep in the parking lot Because after 5 minutes of driving I was like you shouldn't be doing this. But the wrong people to drive yeah, those women, they can put down some booze. So to go on a New Orleans trip with them, you better eat your Wheaties.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, absolutely. I think I was the only one that didn't drink as much, because I already knew what was going to happen.
Speaker 3:Like, all right, I got to take care of myself Like everyone's losing arrested probably, so what?
Speaker 1:happened was yeah. What had happened, my buddy Dave. I already knew he was going to get shit fixed, so I was like, hey, give me your phone.
Speaker 3:I'm going to put the GPS on you so.
Speaker 1:I can track you, I just don't know where you are Because it's going to happen, which is exactly what happened and we don't know where you are, and it's New Orleans.
Speaker 3:There's bars everywhere. It's straight at the bar which one, there's 17.
Speaker 1:Dude, so you know. Hours go by, obviously, a whole bunch of drinks later we're trying to find this guy and he's nowhere to be found. So I pull up my phone and try to look at the GPS and I'm like I call him afterwards. I'm like Dave, what the fuck are you doing in front of the jailhouse in New Orleans? It's not too far from Bourbon Street, it it's not too far from Bourbon Street.
Speaker 3:It should be close.
Speaker 1:I was going to say they plant that shit out. Yeah, we are. Oh, I was looking for more bars, those are the wrong kind of bars man. Yeah, exactly, I'm like dude, fucking, stay there, I'm going to come get you. Just stand right there, don't talk to anybody. Yeah, don't look at anybody, dude, I thought it was going to be a fun time. It was just babysitting. How did the ladies do? They did fine. I mean, compared to Dave, fucking Dave.
Speaker 2:Which was a low bar. Yeah, I mean but them too, they had their moments where they would get all frustrated and cry.
Speaker 3:Dave was not a bartender.
Speaker 1:I take it, dave was not a bartender. Yeah it, dave was not a bartender. Yeah, I think he worked with us as well at one point in time.
Speaker 2:Maybe for like a week or so Dave's been at the airport before there was some point where he came in and out of Cantina, maybe even bartended at.
Speaker 1:Rodeo.
Speaker 2:He could be making that up. Yes, I think so. Is he?
Speaker 1:still working at the airport? No, I could be making that up. Yes, I think so. So you're at the airport. No, he lives in Miami. So you've worked at the airport for 15 years. Jesse, you also worked at another airport. Yeah, after all that.
Speaker 2:You also worked at.
Speaker 1:Maggiano's at DFW. Oh, I worked everywhere at the airport. Yeah, if you want to go with like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I've been to.
Speaker 1:Bennigan's. I've been to Rodeo Cantina, chili's Cowboys, tequila, ria. I opened a few bars for HMS Host at some point in time. Yeah, jesse, you're a little slut. Yeah, I bounced around Absolutely, but that's DFW Like.
Speaker 2:I've bounced around for 15 years I've been there, yeah.
Speaker 3:Like you got to follow the money and open the new stores. That's typically where the better money's at Play sex. Just go somewhere else and after two years they pretty much push you out of every company anyhow. So fired for a legitimate reason.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've been at the same spot for 10 years, Spencer, but whatever.
Speaker 3:You should have been fired 100 times, bro. Oh yeah, hey, we've gotten in trouble because of the shit you do.
Speaker 1:Thank God, you were never my manager.
Speaker 2:Every customer that comes in. Isn't that guy, chris, that you do the podcast with?
Speaker 3:You know whenever I'm showing up?
Speaker 2:Isn't he the guy that bought everybody at the bar shots? Every time I was here, everybody at the bar shots every time I was here.
Speaker 3:I'm like yeah that's why we keep doing it. I just had people come all the way to the D extension, which is far as up from Cantina and B. They'd be like, yeah, we were at this bar over in Terminal B. The bartender was just a dick. So we got up and left and then I'd text Chris hey, send me a selfie real quick. And I'm like is it this guy? They're like yeah that's the guy, that's the dude.
Speaker 2:He's known all through the airport Jesse so out of the two airports, what did you?
Speaker 1:like better. Tell me about the clientele, the clientele. They're all stupid all around.
Speaker 3:Why don't you go to the around?
Speaker 1:Bravo, my friend. But as far as like convenience. Except for our regulars listening to the show. Yeah, as far as convenience to work there, it's a lot easier to work at Love Field, for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would say yeah.
Speaker 1:Instead of having to show up about 45 minutes prior to your shift.
Speaker 2:And everybody that's there is around you. You're not like, well, all the actions in the other. No, it's all here.
Speaker 1:I would tell people constantly. And people pay. People want to fly, they pay extra to fly with Southwest and stuff they don't. They're stuck with American Airlines to those destinations.
Speaker 3:Let's just say you're not going to make it to the LITs. Yeah, garbage person.
Speaker 1:Or 21-year-old either or the dumbest question that I would receive at Love Field is directions.
Speaker 3:I'm like dude to the left or right, it's just a giant team.
Speaker 2:What term are we in?
Speaker 1:You're in one term. You're in the term. This is the whole airport Welcome.
Speaker 3:Yeah, although the worst thing about Love Field I've noticed in the two days I've worked there is if you've got to take a shit, you're SOL.
Speaker 2:They're just constantly aligned for the stalls. Well, the bathrooms weren't made for that size airport, because that airport was made. No, there's three stalls and like six urinals. They can only fly to the touching states.
Speaker 1:Spencer, please enlighten our audience. What's going on? You're back in another airport.
Speaker 3:Oh, love Field yeah.
Speaker 1:Transferred over to the canteen at Lovefield. Awesome, Good luck with that, my friend. Tell all the old people that we know over there hello.
Speaker 3:The middle of the airport where everyone would walk through. They decided to come and build little patio bars for every single restaurant, so now there's twice as many bars. I heard about that.
Speaker 2:It's pretty cool. I like it. That was why they tried to keep it at Maggiana.
Speaker 1:More chairs. The more chairs you got, the more money you're going to make At the end by gates 1 through 5,.
Speaker 3:Is anybody walking all the way down to make sure? Hey, is the plane here.
Speaker 2:It's basically in the middle. Anyways, you can see it.
Speaker 3:It's so close on that side that you could see it in the middle of your face, so you physically have to walk right past the bar to sit down. That's why like crew.
Speaker 2:Everyone that entered the airport walks past it.
Speaker 3:It's the first thing you see, it's the first thing, and people came in, whether they meant to be there or not. Yeah, they even have a little patio now.
Speaker 2:Yes, I've never seen people sitting at it. It's the worst thing that could ever have happened, ever met. You've got a whole restaurant and then there's a patio behind it that you can't see, that you have to go all the way through the kitchen, through the back door of the dish pit to get to it. You'd have six tables have been sitting out there for 20 minutes and you had no idea. There was nobody out there watching.
Speaker 2:And then every time you try to get there you have to walk by 60, 70 people to get just to the kitchen, so You're getting flagged down 20 times.
Speaker 3:The escalator is coming up from TSA, 10 feet away from that patio.
Speaker 2:We've been on the patio for 20 minutes and someone's coming to talk.
Speaker 3:I was walking through the traffic 15 of those. Sorry, it must be easier to exit and come back through TSA. Just follow the flow. It really is. That was amazing. I saw Lindsey walking through the other day. I was like oh hey, she's that crew.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like what are you doing? I was like I'm leaving the airport too.
Speaker 1:Like we always say, it always comes back around.
Speaker 3:It's funny, working at different airports seeing people from BMW the same people, I swear. For the last 15 years it's the same group of 100 people that just bartend and serve.
Speaker 2:Let's go back and forth the airport's here. You see the same managers, you see the same employees, oh yeah. Same everything, same beer guys, same whatever Okay.
Speaker 1:Jesse. So we want to talk about people you haven't seen, or you've at least seen once. What about tell me about some celebrity encounters? I know you've met some famous people out there. I've made a carrot top. I met tyson. That was your favorite right yeah I've met carrots up, he's interesting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah when you see him in person, he's jacked he's like super jacked or something like roids and all makes a judge.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, but yeah, I've seen uh seeing carrot top, seeing mike tyson. Uh, luke ryan. Uh, what's that girl's name that was in twilight? Oh uh, kristen. Yes, what was her name? Kristen stewart, yeah, stewart. I've seen Owen Wilson's brother.
Speaker 2:Yes, Luke Wilson Over at, does he have a big job as well. Waited on Owen. Well, his hasn't been broken.
Speaker 3:Right Must have not talked as much trash, or he was a stronger brother.
Speaker 1:He was very to himself man. I remember meeting him at the bar at Tequila Ria. He just came in casually sat down, pulled out his newspaper hat, just carried it to himself.
Speaker 3:And finally we went in one together.
Speaker 1:I was like that guy looks a lot like.
Speaker 3:That's the common denominator with celebrities in the airport.
Speaker 2:You can almost spot them out, because they have a newspaper. Like who the fuck reads a newspaper and sunglasses and a sport coat, when I Like who the fuck reads a newspaper nowadays and sunglasses and a sport coat With a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1:When I met Christopher Lloyd, he was reading a newspaper. When.
Speaker 3:I met Christopher Lloyd. He was reading a newspaper. What year?
Speaker 2:was the newspaper.
Speaker 1:So this is like 2000. It was like 2011, 2012. Piss off. And then you guys saw Little Dicky, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I was super jealous as well.
Speaker 2:He waved at us yeah, I was on my way to work, and then you texted me, Blake. You yelled at me did you fuck with the wolf?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like that's when I got introduced to Little Dicky because of Blake. Oh, pillow talk, yeah, and then after that Pillow talk will sink you. It was a freaky Friday after that.
Speaker 2:Awesome, it's been a lot of people. Have you watched Dave yet? All of it.
Speaker 1:I watched the first season and then I fell off. The second season wasn't all that interesting. That's why I fell off. But yeah, it was a lot of people, a lot of people. You run into a lot of stupid people too.
Speaker 3:Well, yes, there's something special about the airport People just go full retard. It's like just calm down.
Speaker 1:Read the signs. The thing is is they won't lift their head one inch and look up at all the signs that are posted, freaking every what five feet.
Speaker 3:Ten feet, literally, like even coming through the terminal, like people don't know which way to go. They're driving, everyone's driving. You can't stop in the middle of the freaking highway.
Speaker 2:It's funny, these same people that would never stop and ask people for directions if they were driving at last, will all of a sudden, at the airport, instead of using their phone or whatever, will all of a sudden ask everyone.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, do you work here?
Speaker 3:And they always ask the guy with full hands Like, hey, while you're carrying those eight cups and those two plates, let me ask you a quick question how much time you got? It blows my mind how there'll be four employees standing around and people always ask the person that's doing something. It's the same as the dirty seat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the dirty seat. It was happening to me a million times yesterday.
Speaker 2:Someone left five seconds before.
Speaker 3:Or the furthest away.
Speaker 1:Whenever they ask for directions I mean, it is quite a big, large Every time someone walks up to the bar.
Speaker 2:There's 20 open chairs.
Speaker 3:They want to sit in the furthest one away from the bartender, like, oh look, there's the bartender, let me sit in this chair all the way in the corner.
Speaker 1:That's like we always talk about. You know, we've got 23 seats. One seat will be dirty because somebody just got up and you can't clean it up fast enough and one person 22 other seats they could sit at and they want the one dirty seat every single damn time.
Speaker 3:And I'll even mess with them. I'll throw some more stuff on there and be like you know what. Let me make this a little dirtier, for you. Or the same when people sit in the farthest corner. No-transcript. I'm not a dick like you are, bartender, but I'm a smart ass.
Speaker 2:Well, I only do when they start rushing me once they've sat at the desk.
Speaker 3:That is when it comes down to it.
Speaker 2:You did this to yourself I'm working on. Can I get a meeting?
Speaker 1:Do you want this in front of you? Are you going to finish this Like, let me get there One of the perks about working at the airport as a bartender though you have more that you can get away with. Oh, for sure, you can say stuff to customers. For sure, say any of that, or the things that we used to say or still do for you guys, streetside that'll fly.
Speaker 3:No, uh, street side, that'll fly. No, it does not fly street side.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're not on federal property streets I mean, that is nice. Yeah Well, fuck with the bartender. It's a good backup. I love that.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:At the airport Just it was nice Some extent.
Speaker 3:Oh, real quick, Since it's on the news the naked lady oh, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1:We would love you to share your personal footage with us. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've shown a couple people at the bar and they're like, oh my god, I saw that man. They're freaking out about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1:No idea, you didn't see the naked lady, all right so wait, wait, wait for our, for our listeners, which I believe spencer is going to, to let us put up his own personal footage. A lot of you guys have already.
Speaker 3:That still worked for the company.
Speaker 1:That's your own personal footage.
Speaker 3:I was on the clock wearing a mask.
Speaker 1:Okay, spencer, we got you Just show Jesse.
Speaker 2:I'll show Jesse, y'all can see it on.
Speaker 3:TMZ and shit it's even on TikTok, I didn't post it but somebody else did. If you look up Naked Lady at VFW, it's going to pop up, so tell us all about it. Spencer, what happened? I was just. It was like a freaking Wednesday.
Speaker 2:It was a Friday, yeah.
Speaker 3:Because I remember he sent it to me like an hour after I left the airport. We had a Helsinki flight going to Finland, so it was slow because the big flight blocks two of our four gates down there. So we had nothing going on. We're all just standing around and this chick's in this sundress starts dancing. I'm like I tell the other bartender, I'm like, hey, man, check it out, bro, check it out, because she was swirling around enough that it was flying up and you could see her butt cheeks. She didn't have no panties on. Has anybody thrown?
Speaker 1:dollars.
Speaker 3:I was like bro, she ain't got no drawers on, and so the other bartender was standing there checking it out for a minute and then she proceeds to just lift the dress up and get completely butt naked. She had nothing on under it and then she starts dancing around and yelling out this is how we were meant to be. And I'm like, oh my God, she's got to be awesome to do shrooms with. Look how free she is. And then she ends up going up to our little uh, coffee store because we have water bottles warm ones just sitting on a rack. It starts opening them up and like slinging them in the air as she's dancing and shit. So the manager had to run over and that's the point where you're like, all right, that's when the gm was like, okay, now I gotta intervene. So we had already called the cops at this point. But now he's trying to get the water bottles away from her.
Speaker 3:She, She'd walked over to the two gates gates three and four and the screens up top, the big TV screens, so you know, boarding group, whatever. Blah, blah, blah. She was throwing her phone at it Like she jumped up and punched the first one and then went over to the second one and started throwing her phone at it and she destroyed that TV. But every time she'd pitch her phone up and it'd bounce off the TV, she'd catch it again.
Speaker 2:So I don't think it was alcohol. She had some sort of reflexes?
Speaker 3:yeah, I mean she had dexterity, was on point and eye coordination was totally there. Weren't the cops trying to take her from Dude? No, the cops didn't show up for like 20 minutes, which is super rare in the airport. Usually they're there in 45 seconds minute and a half tops.
Speaker 1:They're like ah, naked drunk lady is what they probably thought we're not in a hurry to get there. Let's make sure TMZ gets their footage.
Speaker 3:She starts walking around talking to some of the other employees it's still totally new to this point Doing a little thrust, intimidating Check this out towards people. The GM's following around making sure she doesn't hurt anyone or herself, and then she starts beelining it towards our kitchen slash emergency door.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can't be bad.
Speaker 3:So he goes down there running after her, stops her from going out the emergency fire exit door and then she tries to go into the kitchen with knives and stuff in there. He took a little force, he body checked her into the wall, so she bounces off and hits the ground. He gave her a good Debo slam. That's my bad, Tony. Then she hits the ground so rather than getting up, she just spreads her legs and starts playing with herself right there on the floor. Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:What? And you have all this on camera.
Speaker 2:I don't have all that.
Speaker 3:At that point she walked past the bar.
Speaker 2:No wonder you don't want to share.
Speaker 3:That's not my problem anymore, so then the GM is standing in front of her, trying to block the view of things, and she reaches up and grabs a pencil out of his shirt pocket oh, okay, great.
Speaker 1:And starts oh, I heard about this.
Speaker 3:Yes, and he's bald. So I mean, she's stabbing him in the head two or three times, it starts gushing blood pretty severely, so he's bleeding all over the floor, all over her. He's trying to grab the pencil back from her so he grabs her arm and she goes and just bites the shit out of his. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got pictures of it too. Oh man, jesus, yeah, when it was all said and done and the cops had to sedate her to get her out of there, yeah, at that point the EMS had to strap her down and sedate her.
Speaker 1:Never heard of that before.
Speaker 2:Yeah, once you started it so badly but.
Speaker 3:I'll never be able to say that again you had to have to work, go to the hospital to get blood tests, because they were like we don't know if she has anything, she bit you. That's a bodily fluid transfer.
Speaker 2:You need to go get your blood taken.
Speaker 3:Like them some drugs.
Speaker 1:You might need a test. Yeah, you might be a zombie.
Speaker 3:So at the end of it everyone was like oh wow, you know it was kind of funny. We were laughing like man, she just got crazy. And then it escalated quickly. But as they left we seen the cops talking to like a six, seven-year-old girl and we're like what the hell is that? Apparently she had her daughter flying with her, so then went from funny to not funny. Super sad, yeah, like damn. That lady's going through some shit. Jesus, she just lost custody for sure. Oh, 100%, 100% On federal property. Yeah, yeah, and flight yeah.
Speaker 2:Like there's no telling what charges they racked up. You sold a battery at an airport employee on federal property yeah, federal assault, good luck.
Speaker 3:A felony assault charge that's not going to be good, and destruction of federal property that's probably going to be a bad one too, just when you think you're abandoning a child to some new shit happens on three o'clock on a friday like yeah, it wouldn't even the airport wasn't busy and as I'm walking through security to the terminal, I see this guy on the bench.
Speaker 1:I think it was papa cito's. I was right, right beside Maggiano's, so they had a bench out there, anyway. So I'm walking towards our gate and then all of a sudden I see this guy like pull out a needle and stuff like that. And oh, wow.
Speaker 2:Okay, then Okay, jesse's, jesse's.
Speaker 1:Jesse's now viewing the naked lady. Show me that here in a second Fogus. Let now viewing the naked lady. Show me that here in a second Focus. I can't multitask like that.
Speaker 2:I can't watch, react and tell a story.
Speaker 1:Jesse, let's get you back on track. Spencer's going to get another beer, but this guy while I'm walking down and I see this guy pull out a needle and he starts shooting up. I'm like I do that double take. Look right, and I'm like there's no way. There's no way he's about to do that. It's his insulin, bro. And then I see this flight attendant walk up to her and it's like sir, you can't do that. And I'm like this motherfucker's really about to shoot up right here.
Speaker 2:He don't care. I was like, how did you get that needle inside here, don't care. I was like, how did you?
Speaker 3:get that needle inside here.
Speaker 1:First off, how did that happen?
Speaker 2:You know, what I mean. It's his insulin, bro, bro, the things that you see, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:And then I just walked casual, like oh it's just another day at the airport.
Speaker 2:Well, that was the first story from our first episode, the lady dropping her bag of cocaine in the park.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a crazy night. It's an everyday thing. I almost got my ass kicked by a UFC fighter at freaking Luffield. Do tell I didn't even know. I didn't even know he was a UFC fighter or low-ranked or whatever Busy day as usual, we're fucking working making drinks left and right. Aisha, my wife was working with me that day and she starts, you know, attending to him giving him drinks and he starts just like every other guy, just chilling by himself drinking and then next thing you know, like three beers later he starts getting like more loud and acting like he's talking to the neighbors and like they all know each other.
Speaker 1:And then he started buying people's drinks. And then obviously those are signs yeah, you need to pump the brakes. Well, next thing you know it, I think he started trying to spit game at my wife and I was like, hey, man, just a heads up. That's my wife like pump the brakes.
Speaker 1:And yeah, chill out right yeah, and then he started getting really hell of aggressive with me. So I started getting aggressive with him too verbally. Obviously I was like dude, you need to chill, if not, we're going to give you the boot. You got to get out of here.
Speaker 2:This guy gets up off of his chair.
Speaker 1:He's probably like his size, if not taller, spencer size.
Speaker 2:Because everybody looks the same size from the seat you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:And then I just looked up to him and I was like all right, well, this is going to go two ways here we go. So I was like I pulled that line. I was like, dude, you want to go home or you want to go jump, you choose what you want to do. And he's all, like you know, saying, anyways, whatever. I was like like you need to go, you know, pay your tab and get the hell out of here. And um, apparently, while all that was going on, the neighbor doesn't sound like you were intimidated at all, jesse.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was fucking. Well, I didn't know. At this point again, I didn't know he was a ufc fighter. Yeah, it's just this guy called crazy in the barn. You're the one that has to control it, because the manager's definitely not going to. So I put that guy in jail yeah and um.
Speaker 1:Later, once I went back to the bar, the guy that he was talking to his neighbor was like hey, you know how. You were talking to a UFC fighter, right? Not that it mattered, but if things would have gotten physical, I don't know how it would have ended for you. I was like glad it didn't. I'm glad we didn't get there.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you two things when it happened, I was hitting him and he was hitting the ground. Yeah, yeah, that guy he.
Speaker 1:I mean when security was called, I mean security again, like you guys said, they're on point, so they were there within like Especially in that airport.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where else could they be? Yeah.
Speaker 3:They took him in real quick, and they don't ask questions, they arrest him, they react first, and then they'll figure it out they remove you from the scene, point them out and then that's it.
Speaker 1:They go over there, we'll figure it out Now.
Speaker 3:Anytime I've had to call them for violent things, they come out full tactical gear, like the AR-15s and the full vest and bulletproof.
Speaker 2:Especially in D and international.
Speaker 3:They don't fuck around at all like there's panels in the wall that just open up and they come out like these aren't even warm. These guys came out of ropes in the ceiling.
Speaker 2:I don't know what's happening. There were ninjas in the shadows there was.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's always two or three cops that have sat around doing nothing but drink coffee all day, waiting for something to happen.
Speaker 2:That's what they do every day when they get to work, they are just rainy. All right, coffee. Let me go get my coffee. That's what I do when I get to work. Let me get some espresso, let's go. I've already had an energy drink in the car.
Speaker 1:Let's get some espresso, and then let's have another coffee or energy drink later, and then let's have another coffee or energy drink later. So, jesse, what was your favorite place to work at? Tequila, yeah, right on E12. This is old school back in the day oh yeah, oh yeah, that terminal was the only terminal that closed, necessarily.
Speaker 3:You worked at E. Well see, when they closed the tequila place, they turned it into Blue Mesa and I went and opened that up. Yes, so I worked at the same location, but just different.
Speaker 1:So check it out In 2001? No, didn't it turn into Sonny Bryant's later then?
Speaker 3:No, sonny Bryant's was in Terminal B, or what was it?
Speaker 1:Smash Brothers. Now it's like Love Shack. Tim loves Love Shack yeah yeah, yeah, because I fly out of Gate 11 to go to Seattle. But no, e12 was definitely one of the best terminals because I met my boy, nishant. Nishant.
Speaker 3:I still talk to to this day Motherfucker's crazy.
Speaker 1:So that's the thing. Back in 2001, when I started, I started at Gate e12 and it was a vintage texas before it turned into tequila ria yeah yeah, yeah so I think, you were my mom at one point. Yes, I did probably. Yes, no, I did. Yeah, yeah, your mom knows me well, not like that. No, I don't make that very crystal clear there's no your mom jokes here. I was a good boy, but yeah, no we used to bang work in like four to five hours.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Bro we made stupid money, Dude our airport money used to be six, eight hundred a shift.
Speaker 1:Dude, it was great and, of course, nishan and I being the age that we were, go blow it that same night, go to a bar, fucking, shut that place down and just open tab.
Speaker 3:So Deshaun and I, Stay in tinny gloves for lunch.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know about that. We would always take turns on picking up the tab, so no matter whether it was fucking 50 bucks or 500.
Speaker 3:We left with cash in hand that day. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That was amazing man. I think the highest I mean the shop got to rack up was about $500.
Speaker 2:Respectable.
Speaker 1:Ask me now if I was good and that was without lap dances, right oh?
Speaker 2:obviously, but it was fantastic. Memories are worth more than money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had a fantastic time.
Speaker 2:I remember when y'all came out to see me and we went out to old uptown when I lived in Dallas is that when Nishant tore his ACL jumping out of a bar, he jumped out of a chair. That was when I first started no, no, no.
Speaker 1:We were walking down the street, or whatever street that was in Dallas, and we were headed to get some pizza.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, well, we were, we were, we were off McKinney, and then we were at kung-fu, and then we're going to LA.
Speaker 3:Gourmet. I remember that night. I remember LA Gourmet is the best pizza.
Speaker 2:Yes, and it was open till 4 in the morning. Yeah, go in and get a slice of was incredible. They made their own ranch there was a line out the door.
Speaker 1:McKinney Street every drunk person yes, I get a line out the door. In McKinsey Every drunk person would wait. Let me get a slice of this. Walking around and he sees a bench or a pole that he tried to jump Something I don't know, but he decided to go.
Speaker 2:He wanted to look cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he landed, did not stick to landing, fucked up his ACL and been fucking with him ever since.
Speaker 2:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:Good times.
Speaker 3:You're welcome, Michonne Shout out, michonne, we need to get him on the show.
Speaker 1:That would be great. He's up in New York now. Every single time he comes to town he's always calling me. I bumped into him, remember when I worked out at Cowboys with you. That was the last time I saw him. Michonne was about a year and a half ago two years, which Cowboys? Because I worked at the fwn. Love you, oh, I meant at love. I did not work at anywhere else but there at love. Yeah, yeah, he was probably flying out because he wasn't. Yeah, yeah, man, that guy, love that guy. Good kid party animal.
Speaker 2:Um, remember him getting us kicked out of an airport bar. Possibly one time Allegedly, when we called yeah, allegedly, whenever allegedly, me and Nishant got off of a shift it was a morning shift and then the Rangers were in the World Series and yeah, so we stopped because the game was playing while we were at work. And yeah, I remember we called Jesse and Nishant was here, so Jesse was like quit and then the bartender politely was like yeah, because of him, you guys gotta go, yeah that guy can go to zero.
Speaker 1:We were there for like a half yeah, and he's like yeah, you guys gotta go I remember that one time, one point in time, he went to a texas tech game with you, I think oh, he went to.
Speaker 2:Uh, oh, he went to something, some football. Oh OU Texas yeah.
Speaker 1:Boomer, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2:Well, it's at the State Fair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's at the State Fair.
Speaker 3:It's insane. It's a game in the middle of a State Fair.
Speaker 2:It's insane. You can get a corny dog. Watch the game. Get you a $15 beer.
Speaker 1:Y'all were calling me left and right a game. Get you a $15 beer and call it. Yeah, Y'all were calling me left and right. Y'all need to come. I think I was at work.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you had to work that day.
Speaker 3:You and.
Speaker 1:Chris had to work. It's no way, Trust me. I want to be there, but I can't Just let it happen.
Speaker 2:Just come on in, yeah, and then I think he was so sick the next day he missed work or something.
Speaker 1:It sounds like N.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's uh good times man, I had a blast working at the airport, man, I got to meet a lot of great people, exactly you guys. Yeah, y'all are freaking amazing. There's not a lot of people that I still keep in contact with, uh, from the airport. So that's what happens when you have all those damn kids. Jesse, yeah, four, yeah, yeah, that'll do it. Brand new one, yeah, she just turned one. March, oh yeah, baby girl, I love it. One more, and then probably I'm good, another, really well, I thought for sure you'd get the snippy snip, but not yet. You know what kudos do that more, and then I'll call it, I'll throw in the towel. I finally pulled the trigger. I'm buying a bigger car. Well, you have to.
Speaker 3:Yes, congratulations I hated my minivan at first. I fell in love with that thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah. Well, then you put the hemi or whatever in it.
Speaker 1:Well, I remember the first day I got in that after work and you had the loud, the loud back in there. It's like I've never seen it so it's like a what it's like an old school Astrovan and it's all souped up or something. It was crazy, and then you all had it all tricked out, painted.
Speaker 3:Shad carpet inside Some toils bumping. When the motor blew, it blew a head gasket. So when the motor blew, I found a 5.4 LS that they put in the front-wheel drive Monte Carlos, oh yeah, and I was like, well shit, I mean, it's only like 100 more horse, but at least it's the V8 sound, and it was the only LS that was already mocked up for a front-wheel drive setup. So yeah, when I replaced the motor, I put an LS in it, and then I ended up breaking the motor mounts, doing a burnout at Corey's house, and so yeah, the motor mounts busted out of the block and I was like, well, there's no fixing that.
Speaker 1:Minivans have a shit ton of horsepower.
Speaker 3:I didn't know that and they usually have well not the Chevys, the ones that Spencer built, they carry a lot more power, yeah, a lot more weight. So the only problem I had with that van was I had to put auxiliary transmission coolers on it, because the transmissions weren't designed for all the weight.
Speaker 1:But I miss that van.
Speaker 2:But you know a guy that can do that? Yeah, Spencer.
Speaker 1:Spencer is a master mechanic, especially with my cars what do you think Chris's car tab would? Be right now. Spencer, can you do me a favor and build me a Ninja Turtles pizza van with all the sliding?
Speaker 3:doors and shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my son's my step mom's motorcycle. Yes, why don't you tell our viewers this is a drunk story that goes along with? Why don't you tell our viewers this is a drunk story that goes along with bars? Why don't you? Tell our viewers about the motorcycle wreck when you were helping my mom change out her oil in her motorcycle.
Speaker 3:It's a great story, spencer. I love this one. I put a new battery in it, changed the fluids, oil change, air filter, all that got it running up and then, uh, she had laid it down and parked it and never rode it after that. So I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was test driving. It went around the block a couple times, took the wife for a ride, that was fun. Took the cousin for a ride. Then, uh, coming back into the house, the fucking front blower, as I was braking, it just locked like I don't know if there was air in the line or something from the previous right, because I never checked the brakes.
Speaker 2:But yeah.
Speaker 3:Probably about 25. Which is enough.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's enough and it was a heavy, heavy bike, yeah.
Speaker 3:Suzuki Intruder. I think it was a 1100 or 1200. It was a big boy. It was really short, though it was for a female. So that 6, 1200 like it was a big boy.
Speaker 2:yeah, it was really short, though it was for a female, so that's six foot five ass.
Speaker 3:Really shouldn't have been so you're just gonna fly over the front. Yep, yeah, I flipped over the front like I would remember doing flips through the air watching the bike slide past me and I was like, well, this isn't good it's not gonna end well, it's like the beginning of a movie.
Speaker 2:I bet you're wondering what happened to give me this situation it's just and then down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's all in slow-mo. Yeah, the whole family was standing out there the kids, wife, everybody just watching me bounce off the concrete. My shoulders, my back, my butt, knuckles, arms. The road rash was ripped through the leather jacket. I'd work hands-on.
Speaker 1:Well, unless you had, Spencer, what I'm dying to know is, and what I'm sure our listeners want to know is was there drugs and alcohol in your system, sir? I mean, it was a Tuesday, so you know, sit Well, do you feel that you were coherent while you were riding the bike? Yeah, 100%. Okay, All right, this deposition is going on Right.
Speaker 2:I mean for what I usually smoke and drink it wasn't a different day.
Speaker 3:Yes, at least not back then.
Speaker 1:And so.
Speaker 3:I mean, this was a good what six years ago.
Speaker 1:Long story short. It all worked out because my stepmom wrote it off and got an insurance claim for the bike. There was some damage a little bit of.
Speaker 3:There was a dent in the fuel tank and then some cosmetic shit. But it fired up and ran.
Speaker 1:Everything was still good and then now my parents, my stepmom.
Speaker 3:She took the money and got this crazy ridiculous couch and yeah, yeah I think the insurance money paid better than it would have if she sold the bike.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh for sure it always does, and right before they came to tow it away.
Speaker 3:I did a burnout on it. It was good to go.
Speaker 1:He wanted another round too with it. Oh yeah. I was like this time you won.
Speaker 3:He didn't learn his lesson. The first time.
Speaker 2:You can't stop halfway.
Speaker 3:Did I ever show you the burnout video? No, you take a lot of videos.
Speaker 1:A lot of cool shit happens in my life and you know we would love for you to tag those on our podcast, spencer. With that being said, guys, jesse, thank you so much for coming on this week. Spencer, thanks for coming back and just sitting in with us. We appreciate that. We've got to give a shout-out to our sponsors, the Big Apple, for letting us do our podcast out here. That's why you hear all the planes in the background.
Speaker 2:We're right next to the airport.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, and you know we've got to give a shout-out to Kevin over there at the Bedford Snowball and Big Al's Snow Cones Listeners. Thank you so much. We will do it again here in a couple weeks. Jesse, thank you again and we're out guys.
Speaker 2:Peace Catch you next time, guys. Much continued sex.
