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"Learning about pistachios and their health benefits. Here’s how we roll: after the joke, you have five seconds to crack the punchline. Ready to go nuts with giggles?

1st Joke: Why did the pistachio go to the party?

2nd Joke: What's a pistachio's favorite pastime?

3rd Joke: Why are pistachios like secrets?

4th Joke: What did the pistachio say during the race?

5th Joke: Why was the pistachio always picked last in sports?

6th Joke: Why did the pistachio stop watching TV?

Thanks for joining us in our nutty nook. Tune in tomorrow as we chill out with some cool facts on Polar Bear Day!"

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