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"Reflecting on the achievements and future of space exploration. Astronauts in training, you have five seconds after the joke to launch your answer. Ready for a cosmic comedy journey?

1st Joke: Why did the astronaut break up with the planet?

2nd Joke: Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

3rd Joke: What do you call a crazy tick on the moon?

4th Joke: Why did the sun go to school?

5th Joke: Why did the astronaut become a musician?

Today's Riddle: I don't fly, but I reach the stars, carrying dreams beyond Mars. What am I?

That's all for our space journey today. Prepare your wordplay; tomorrow is Scrabble Day!

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