Talking Taboo with Tara: The Unfiltered Truth

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• Miss Tara • Season 2 • Episode 12

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In this engaging and explicit episode, Tara hosts a lively discussion with guests Sean, Tammy, and Kelly on a variety of sexual topics. The conversation covers personal experiences and perspectives on oral sex, masturbation, and relationship dynamics, such as the importance of mutual effort and communication. Sean shares anecdotes about his experiences with happy ending massages, while Tammy recounts her past in a restrictive religious cult and her journey towards sexual freedom. The group also delves into the nuances of sexual satisfaction, discussing the importance of technique, emotional connection, and personal preferences. Additionally, they touch on topics like the societal perceptions of confidence, the influence of social media on relationships, and the complexities of religious experiences. The episode is both informative and humorous, offering unfiltered insights into intimate aspects of life and relationships.

00:00 Introduction and Guest Introduction
00:29 Early Life and Travel Experiences
01:17 Discussion on Oral Sex
03:14 Personal Preferences and Experiences
06:01 Relationship Dynamics and Personal Stories
16:57 Advice and Reflections on Relationships
26:06 Spirituality vs Religion
26:28 Church Donations Debate
27:52 Tammy's Cult Experience
29:58 Masturbation and Sexuality
44:28 Happy Ending Massages
51:05 Swingers Clubs and Voyeurism
52:45 Conclusion and Sign-off

TARA (3):

Welcome back guys. And we have a jokester with us tonight. This is Sean. He's here with us to give us a male perspective on oral sex.

SEAN:

How old are you and where are you from? 45 going on 46 born in San Diego, partially raised right here. Columbus, Ohio. Okay. Yeah.

TARA (3):

So you're like me. I used to travel like my dad lived in Ohio. My mom lived in Florida, so I would travel back and forth on a plane. How young were you when you first got on a plane?

SEAN:

1984.

TARA (3):

How old were you? Yeah. I was about five

SEAN:

years old. I was five. Five. I was five years

TARA (3):

old as well. Scared the shit out of me. I was excited to tell let's go.

SEAN:

Yeah, I was but at the same time I was quivering like a dog shitting razor blades Tammy don't think any different of me. Of course. We got Tammy with us

TAMMY:

My opinion matters a little I'm sure.

SEAN:

Kelly and Tara think I'm pretty cool

TARA (3):

We with them and welcome back Tammy and we also have Hi guys. How are ya? Alright. In today's show, the topic is oral sex. Because there's so many men out there that are not listening. Who's giving or who's taking? What do you mean? On the oral situation. Oh, I do both.

SEAN:

Okay. Universal. That's nice.

TARA (3):

Yeah.

SEAN:

Alright.

TARA (3):

I've had sex with women. I like to eat pussy. I've had sex with women too.

SEAN:

I knew we had something in common. I fucking knew it as soon as I walked in here. I'm like, you know what? We just we both like eating and yeah. Traveling. Traveling. Photography. Mmhmm. And cooking. Yeah, we come in different towns, I'm like, hey, local cocksmiths, man.

TARA (3):

Ring. So what are you trying to say? You're gonna be my local cocksmith? You got a lock that needs popped? All righty then, okay.

SEAN:

Good evening, everybody. I love each and every one of you. He is a trip, I'm not gonna lie. I'm a trip I'm gonna let the host do her thing, but check me out on the WhatNot platform Deal Estate Baby, if you wanna get a deal and you wanna get those deals. On what? On WhatNot. What the fuck is WhatNot? You haven't heard of WhatNot? What plan have you guys been on this whole time? Motherfucker,

KELLY:

this is her.

SEAN:

I don't know, what is Whatnot? Whatnot, okay, so it's an app, like you know how TikTok is, right? Most of the time it's buy it now, they don't have an auction platform per se. Okay. So like you come across somebody that's selling candy or like a treadmill. Okay, so small businesses. Small businesses, yeah, people work right there and they go to live video just like we're doing now, but we're not. I should be, but I haven't You should be. By the way, guys, I'll, no, I'll let her tell everybody that. No,

TARA (3):

you go ahead!

SEAN:

She is going to elevate this show straight to the video podcast. That's right. And we're thinking Rumble and YouTube, guys. Rumble and YouTube. Yeah. And just take over. Yeah. I think we could do an 8 figure podcast. We might even have an economy, like a crypto tied to it or something. Nevermind, I'm kidding.

TARA (3):

I think we could have an 8

SEAN:

figure podcast. Yeah. So 8 figures, masturbation, oral, yeah? Yeah. So you like oral?

TARA (3):

Yes.

SEAN:

Who doesn't really?

TARA (3):

If

SEAN:

they know what they're doing.

TARA (3):

If their partner

SEAN:

knows

TARA (3):

what they're doing, I guess you could say.

SEAN:

I think it's the best thing since sliced bread. Really? To simplify it all down. Yeah.

TARA (3):

Okay. Since sliced bread.

SEAN:

Yeah.

TARA (3):

That's a long time ago. Okay. So what do you like about it most?

SEAN:

I don't know. I think. What man doesn't want to sit back and just get serviced?

TARA (3):

It's almost like feeling like a king on a throne. Out of all the women that sucked your dick, did majority know what they were doing or not?

SEAN:

No, not the majority. Not the majority. See, that's what I wanna fix. We got some teeth scrapers out there. They're joking on it and think that's the greatest thing. And I'm like, look. You're trying to eat me. Just concentrate on one part here. You know what I mean? But no. I like a good Two hander, okay. You gotta have two hands. Oh, balls and dick. Yeah. Okay. It's like you're holding a wine bottle and you're shining it up and drying it out for the next pour, some

TARA (3):

guys don't like their balls played with when they're getting sucked. Yeah.

SEAN:

Is that really true? Tammy, is that true? You ever had a guy say, get off my nuts? It is

TAMMY:

true.

TARA (3):

I have never had that. I've never had a guy do that to me. Some don't. Depending, it's depending if you know what you're doing. If you're too rough and tough down there, they're like, no. That's true. I

SEAN:

feel like there's a such thing as sucking the ball a little too hard. Yes. And it's about to get unplugged from the wall and it's going to be Offset or something. We'll see, I know some guys that do like that. We'll see, I know some guys that do like that. Listen, there's some guys that like to be stomped on the balls by some high heels. I like mine to be caressed and worshipped a little bit. Just paint that picture to me. Let me know,

KELLY:

okay. I got the picture in my

TARA (3):

head. Okay. Alright, Kelly's got it down. Alright, we have talked oral sex. Kelly, I, and Tammy. We started doing a show and somehow it didn't record, but we're gonna do it all over again. Feel that men do not know what they're doing down there. A lot of men. They want to motorboat it. They want to be rough and tough and some want to say, Oh, this is for me. No, bitch. This is for me,

SEAN:

think there's probably some truth behind that.

TARA (3):

Oh, I know what there is. Guys get off on eating pussy. They get their dick hard.

SEAN:

I'm like the best pussy eater in the world, but we're not talking about me right now. Oh, I'm not like self centered. I'm cocky and

TARA (3):

confident over here.

SEAN:

Do

TARA (3):

you know how many guys I've heard say that and turn out that they don't know what the fuck they're doing?

SEAN:

It could be true. I think a lot. So true. I think women, I think every woman's kind of built different down there, like as far as their points. True. I know some like on top of the hood, I like some that's both in, out, on top, whatever. You just gotta figure out what the girl likes. But just simply clit, nothing else. See, I like them all. Finger popping's just a bonus,

TARA (3):

I guess I just like it all.

KELLY:

Just add a little sucking your tits while doing it all, or grabbing your tits. That's

TARA (3):

definitely part of foreplay.

SEAN:

Is that the real reason women don't date short men? Because when they're down, they can't really get

TARA (3):

The reason why I Kelly, you can laugh.

KELLY:

I gotta laugh. I'm fucking tall.

TARA (3):

The reason why I don't date shorter guys is because wear high heels, so when I put high heels on, I'm six foot. So I look like two people compared to their one. And I just know that's awkward. Yeah. And two I've never been attracted to a shorter guy. Never ever. Do you think it's a domination thing? No. No I think that I want to be dominated, so yeah, I think it is for me. No,

SEAN:

You're submissive when it's time. That makes sense. See, I've never said that to grease with me. I'm like, yeah, you want to be submissive when I need your own recognizance? Yeah, not in business, not in the public eye. You want to appear to be, Hey, I got a force field. It's going to be hard to penetrate. You hear the click of the door and the lights are out or whatever, so when a girl goes down on a guy, we're feeling like, we're in, we're being controlled in some way. If that makes sense. If you're asking this guy's perspective, not every guy is the same. Remember, some don't like their balls touched. I think they need a head examined or something. Maybe. But they probably had somebody that actually

KELLY:

hurt him and now they never want to try it again. Possibly, in that situation. They're like, yeah, don't

TARA (3):

even fuck with them.

SEAN:

If a girl is acting like it's a chore doer, then I'm, it might take me longer to get to that point. Go ahead, Tammy. What's that?

TAMMY:

Or like the 22 year old, like he, he didn't understand the sensation that came from it. It was too weird and different for him. He, he wanted me to back off of that because just giving him head alone was so intense for him. Oh yeah. He must have been

TARA (3):

young and virgin type,

SEAN:

virgin.

TARA (3):

Yeah. Yeah.

SEAN:

Yeah. Me too. Yeah. His motivation was towards just receiving it and not really. Yeah, he

TAMMY:

doesn't give back in that way. No, never oral. That's not good.

SEAN:

You don't want somebody one sided like that.

TAMMY:

I don't. You're right. Or double standard.

SEAN:

I've actually put my clothes on when a girl told me she was double standard and this is years ago. I'm like, I got everything out. I'm fucking, I can poke a hole in the drywall just running into it. I'm like that ready to go and then she's no, and something like that. I put my clothes on left. So I can't deal with this shit. Wait a minute.

TARA (3):

She wouldn't suck your dick?

SEAN:

No, just sex in general. Like we got, we messed around to that point. This is so long ago. We're talking about the 20s like, okay. you're good.

TAMMY:

I have a confession to make.

SEAN:

Okay, let's hear

TAMMY:

it. When I was 41 there was an older gentleman at church who was a retired Police officer and detectives And he carried a gun and a bulletproof vest because the church had been like shot in before So he was like very protective But he was super flirty with people Every single woman in the church. And so when he started with me, I didn't take it seriously at all. He, I didn't know it at the time, but he was actually 82 years old and he, one day after church, he whispered in my ear, I would love to know what you taste like down there. Oh, wow. Yeah. Whoa. So now wait,

SEAN:

how old was you again?

TAMMY:

I was 41. He's 82, so he's double my age. Yeah, so the next day he asked me to come over and do some work for him, some yard work. And I started working and when the coast was clear, he just laid a kiss on me and it made my knees buckle.

SEAN:

And

TAMMY:

then he was like Follow me to the house. There's a lot of Howard y

SEAN:

swagger going on right there, right?

TAMMY:

So he totally took command and I was just like, like a little puppy dog with my tongue hanging out. I love a man that's in command, that knows what he wants, and he just, there's my point exactly. I love it. And the last time I saw him, we were, we went to a hotel room. And I gave him a blowjob, even though he couldn't get hard. I still gave him one and afterwards he just trembled from head to toe. He told me later, he said, I've been with 50 women and not a single one of them has ever given me a blowjob.

TARA (3):

I'm sorry. If dude's not getting hard and I'm giving him a blowjob. Is that what you said? There's something wrong with that. Yeah.

TAMMY:

50 women had been with him and not any of them had ever given him a photo. Oh,

TARA (3):

he's 80. Oh, okay. She's

SEAN:

41. She's 80.

Tara:

That's

SEAN:

right. Okay, I'm catching up here. I'm on my way. So I did turn her on enough to get to that point.

TAMMY:

He was a hot guy. I'm not gonna lie. He was sharp as a tack. And he was hilarious. Like total comedian. He was adorable. I couldn't get enough of him to be honest with

TAMMY (2):

you.

KELLY:

Did he give you a head? That's what I want to know.

TAMMY:

Oh yeah, that was the first thing that happened. As soon as I got in his house.

TARA (3):

Oh okay, so he pleased you first. Yeah. My guy. My

SEAN:

guy. I feel like that's how it should go. I'll be honest with you. Another man's perspective. Yes. We should go first. Because I want to be the finishing product. Because once it's over, that's when I want to stop. That's traditional for us. We were built that way. But I would like to do all my work on her so that she felt like she already got to her goal. I'm going to show you. What you did for me and tell me everything I did, and I'm like there we go. That's telepathy at its finest. Yeah. I love this show. Everybody. If you guys are tuning in, make sure you smash that subscribe. Make sure you like this every single time you watch or listen to this show. Follow subscribe and download

TARA (3):

name again guys, yes. It is sticking this time, it is Talking Taboo with Tara. The unfiltered stories. But, I will not get rid of Sexy Horndogs. That is gonna be Hell yeah. Doing business as. Yeah.

SEAN:

Sexy horn

TARA (3):

dolls. That's my LLC, but the podcast will be under Talking Taboo with Tara. TTT.

SEAN:

We're going to take the first caller. We did this earlier. She was funny. She's hi, I'm Kelly.

KELLY:

Yeah. Hi, this is Kelly. I'm calling Ann. That's crazy.

TARA (3):

What's your favorite oral sex?

KELLY:

Yeah. What do you mean? My favorite. Do you

TARA (3):

like to be fingered when you're having oral sex? Oh, I

KELLY:

like it all except for, I like little butt play too. I guess I like it all.

SEAN:

I left some parts out when you was asking me, but go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm just

KELLY:

saying,

TARA (3):

Ass plays a must in my book.

KELLY:

I'm not a big ass player, but it doesn't bother me, and it depends on who does it too. You know what I mean? And it's,

TARA (3):

You gotta be gentle and soft, guys. It's like kissing, French kissing your mouth on her clitoris.

SEAN:

It's more arousing when it's lightweight and slow mo at first. Yes. Everything needs to build up. And not go right into it. And that's probably where the young person fucked up. They can just go balls to the wall. There's a lot of testosterone on that 22 year old you were talking about. Once you put those miles in then you start to get it. I go based on reaction. There's something I did that I came back to and it worked again and now it will tell me everything I need to know

Tara:

kelly. He's just so good. Get back to Kelly. He's just quick witted and know. Got something on the mind. I love it. Me too. I fucking

TARA (3):

love

KELLY:

it though. Oh, I love it too. Don't get me wrong. I'm enjoying this a lot. Yeah. I've bitched I forgot. I know I was gonna say something. Oh, you know what I was gonna say It's like a slow jam, put on some Jodeci, or some shit like that. And that's how slow, you don't need to go super fast. Cause that's if you want to get the girl off quick, you're gonna have to go slow. Cause if you go fast, it's never gonna happen. It's not a race.

TARA (3):

When you're eating pussy, because if it is, it won't get finished.

SEAN:

Same for us. Slow at

TARA (3):

first. You won't cross the finish line.

KELLY:

Tara, what's your thing on blowjobs?

TARA (3):

I personally do not think I'm very good, but I'm told I'm good. I don't enjoy doing them. I'd rather eat ass than give a blowjob. But I'll do it because they, they service me. I will service them in return. But I still want dick after I

KELLY:

Of course, four sex that's foreplay

TARA (3):

before the shebang, it takes a lot for me to come anyway.

KELLY:

I think it also depends on who it is, it just honestly, when I

TARA (3):

masturbate, it still takes a long time. I don't wanna hear it. I'm one and done like a dude.

SEAN:

So you tap out afterwards? Yeah.

TARA (3):

I'm one and done. But I do like afternoon sex. Like 12, 1, 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I love that shit.

SEAN:

So what if the guys want it again though? I'll

TARA (3):

do it again.

SEAN:

I myself am one of those ones that are like, I'm not happy with just one. No. Especially now,

TARA (3):

I haven't had it and been without for so long. Yeah, definitely there's going to be a honeymoon phase with every relationship there is. You're fucking like dogs. Fuck. Yeah, I'll

SEAN:

slow down in time.

TARA (3):

We all do.

KELLY:

I don't mind having sex like three times a day, sometimes. Not every day. Don't get me wrong. It just depends who you're with, again, like I keep saying.

SEAN:

For some, some couples have been together like 20 plus years and they do it all the time. And some people are like that. I'm nymphomatic myself. It ain't just a guy's thing. Not all guys are like that. There's some guys. They don't give it up to their girls. If

TARA (3):

you make it interesting and you turn me on, then yeah, we're doing it three times a day. But if you're just sticking your dick in me just to get so you can get off. Yeah no. It won't work out won't. But we all get sick

SEAN:

and we don't feel good sometimes. That's accept, that's exception to the we're talking about normal course. It's time to go to bed. I feel like it's something that puts me to sleep fucking easy. You know what I mean? Hell yeah. And it wakes me up. It does both. It is my melatonin.

KELLY:

My, my favorite is morning sex. I love to fucking wake up and have morning sex. I'm so true. Super sensitive. Oh my god, it isn't it? Probably for the girl too. Yeah. It is for

SEAN:

me anyway. Now that

KELLY:

you say something. Now that you say it, I agree. I think. Yeah.

SEAN:

Don't it feel like it's boosted? Your orgasms come on quicker.

TARA (3):

Yeah. Alright, you guys are in a field I don't know. I don't really care for morning sex. It's not my

TAMMY:

thing to do.

TARA (3):

But I'll stay up all night until four in the morning

SEAN:

fucking. But you mentioned eating ass though I gotta go back to that, like, how does that be your preference? I don't know, I just like it what's going on when you're doing that? There's all kinds of things. Not everybody's ass is fucking

TARA (3):

Oh, no, I don't know, nobody, everybody's You see what I mean? Yeah, it's gotta be No, it's gotta be, I've gotta be in a relationship and all that stuff. But

SEAN:

So that's a, that's an emotional thing. Not just something you like.

TARA (3):

I like doing it, but I've never done it with anybody else

SEAN:

yet. I've had it done like a couple times, but it's more like when they did it, they were like putting their tongue on a 9 volt battery or something. Oh, yeah, no. And I'm like, just don't even bother. Yeah, but I like it when a girl slips her finger in the crack of my ass, I ain't gonna lie. Oh, okay. I just like it a lot of guys should admit that shit. They massage the asshole while they're sucking everything else. Yeah, and the taint, yes.

KELLY:

And that shit don't, I like that. And that shit don't make you gay. No. It's, I don't like this at all. I'm not bisexual. It's a no, but it's a normal thing that guys, are nervous to say anything about. But they should be telling their partner if they do like that. Yeah.

SEAN:

I got turned onto it by default. I didn't ever ask that in my life. Nice. I've had girls do that. Just do it. A lot of younger girls do that stuff and try to experience like. They know I'm not gay. Obviously, I've never been gay. Dudes don't entice me like that. You know what I mean? The only thing I get flattered is if a gay guy compliments me and says I'm handsome or something. Aww. And it's that's cool. You weren't being creepy, but if you could see me like that and you're a dude, then okay. Thanks. It's a compliment taken. It is. But no, you're boundary. It's just the way it is. Yeah.

TARA (3):

Now, how do you feel about If your girl's attractive, and she's getting all, a lot of attention and looks and stuff, now you do you get mad at her, or do you get mad at other people?

SEAN:

Neither. Most of the time if some dude looks over to see your girl and she's attractive, then, if it's a quick look, you just can't get mad at everything. Everything doesn't deserve a reaction when it comes to stuff like that. It just don't. If somebody's hardcore plotting, it looks like they're plotting to take my girl. That could be a boundary crosser and then we'll have a conversation so we don't all get this bar of fuck and everything that's not bolted to the ground goes up in the air. Confident guys should be flattered the fact that somebody does see the girl like that, but He has that look of defeat Oh, your girl's hot. Sucks. Sucks that you get to take her home tonight. I'm totally okay with shit like that. Jessie's

TAMMY (2):

girl!

SEAN:

Because, I'm a decent looking dude, especially for my age. I'll give myself that, and there's no cocky perspective because I don't have an ego. I'm no better than anybody. That's the fucking truth, man. I'm humble. And that's why I have no filter. I'm just like, I live once, we're all going to be forgotten about someday.

TARA (3):

So as long as I've got bullets in the chamber, I've got to

SEAN:

shoot.

TARA (3):

Don't work no more, I'm doing what I do. I am living life to the fullest, most definitely. I have to. That's good. That's real good. It's too short. I've lost too many people, I already know. It's just it's just too short.

SEAN:

We're in our mid life, so we're all congruent within the same age, mid forties. And

TARA (3):

we're all single. Isn't that funny? Or are you single? I'm sorry I,

SEAN:

Yeah.

TARA (3):

Okay, I thought, I, your profile said you are.

SEAN:

For the most part, the past ten years, I've been mostly single. Okay. I have, not to say that I haven't had almost close calls, or had a short term connection. That has happened, but, It seems like not just in general, but like our age, it's, there's so much that needs to align to make a relationship work. It ain't just the attraction anymore. That was high school. Timing's the key. It's more than that. It's way, timing, yeah. Timing

KELLY:

is the biggest shit fuck in the world. I swear to God it's, yeah. See,

TARA (3):

I met him a year and a half ago when I was at the bar boohooing over my ex. And then he just hit me up one day like, hey, what are you doing? sitting here talking, doing the podcast. He's cool.

SEAN:

She was good people. I was good people. I didn't try nothing. She didn't try nothing. Everything worked out. So he

TARA (3):

gave me a ride home. I was

SEAN:

too drunk to drive. And that's something I wish more guys would take notes. I'm not Mike Hogan on this one, but it's an important point. But some dudes need to calm the fuck down. Quit trying so goddamn hard, man. That's a turn off to a chick, man. It is. They're used to being hovered all the time and complimented and so on. So be different. Don't do it. Make them wonder why you haven't done it, but why are you so nice? That makes sense. It's more guys would pick up on that and just lay the fuck back. Let your balls hang This is me talking to the fellas if you guys will listen when you get on here This is being recorded or whatever. Let your balls hang quit trying so hard and quit expecting it expect nothing Lower expectation not expectation as far as what you would you're gonna take home, but right Expectations that you're gonna get some tonight when you go out. I guess that's where I'm at.

TARA (3):

Don't expect you're always gonna get pussy.

SEAN:

Don't always, yeah. I've gotten more attention not trying than I have trying. So I just, not one of those dudes that really I'm not aggressive I guess. I want somebody mutually see me or bump into me and there's a mutual attraction. I feel like that's the best high. Then just trying to score this chick and get her to talk to me. That's easy to fucking do because all I got to do is just be a blabbermouth like I am now. And I'll talk to the whole bar, but who I decide that I feel like this is going to be more of a conversation, this ain't going to be words no more. That's different.

Tara:

Okay.

TAMMY:

Yeah, quiet confidence is super sexy.

SEAN:

I love confidence in a guy. You agree Kelly?

KELLY:

Oh, I totally agree. Confidence is The best, and you don't see it anymore. It's hard to find a confident man. Cause this jealousy shit's just ridiculous. Or, they just don't care, they just want to fuck you. And that's the biggest thing. Because people have this illusion that there's always going to be somebody out there. Look, I'm 47, and it doesn't happen like that. I'm just letting everybody know. Don't take people for granted. Cause you just never know.

SEAN:

I don't want

TARA (3):

to be a spinster.

SEAN:

I don't. Nope. Time is of the essence. Like we were talking earlier before we recorded, time is the most precious thing. And time will educate you. Sometimes you're smart too late. I think everybody listening or on this podcast could say that you learned a little too late. You got smart too late. Cause you would go back and change some shit. Oh, fuck yeah. Everybody would. I don't care if it's about your career, education, any goal that you possessed. If you had the mindset you had now, 20 something, you probably would have got ahead quicker, got where you wanted. But that's just the way it goes. Yeah,

TARA (3):

you have lessons to learn.

SEAN:

Everything goes over your head, like in your 20s and teenage years. Everything, you know it all already. You fucking know it all. But you don't. Now you know you definitely did not know shit. You do

TARA (3):

not

SEAN:

know nothing. You know nothing. Just 22 year old who can't eat the pussy, remember? Fuck, Tammy. You don't give a shit. No. You guys life experience is going to be good overall on all accounts, sexual or not sexual or business or anything.

TARA (3):

I could get you ready for your, our number ones, I guess you could say our forever partners for all the life lessons that we've learned along the way.

SEAN:

There's a lot of unfortunates I've learned along the way. I feel like love's temporary. It has a permit to it. Yeah, I mean look how many people that are together a long time and they split or people that can't even get it together these days. I think

TARA (3):

it's because they grow apart because they are not going out on dates and they're not trying. They've grown apart.

KELLY:

Yeah, they like sleep in separate bedrooms, and things like that. It just pushes them away from, that closeness that you're supposed to have with that person. And even regardless, like you still a male or a female, you still want to make that person feel like they're special to you. There's, and there's different ways to do it. You know what I'm saying?

TARA (3):

Yeah, I do.

SEAN:

It's lack of effort on all parties. Everybody these days, call it what you want, it could be social media, it could be everything that's, everybody has a voice now and everybody's self righteous. Look at me in my rough life and I'm holding a coffee cup with two hands looking out to nature and it's just me and a tent and I know my worth. That's content. We see these fucking memes all the time. That's content. But that's what's happened to us. We all got self important, so we feel like we're worth so much more. What you should think highly of, everybody should think highly of themselves. Correct. But, I feel like the social aspect's fucked up. People are more blunt online than they are in person. Oh, those

TARA (3):

are keyboard warriors. I can't stand those. Keyboard warriors.

SEAN:

Either we've been guilty of it once in a while, or all the time. There's like people all the fucking time. But I go in public California for one instance, like we see war, political and racial issues, whatever it is, sexual issues. And then I go out places like California, that's a heavily dominant, open place where anything goes and you can be who you want. And you're not getting pointed at look at that motherfucker. No. To see a guy's face tattooed with black fucking pupils, that's just another dude. Be who you want. It's live and let live. And I feel like more people should just do that. So that all goes back to the confidence thing that we were talking about earlier. Okay. You really gotta be yourself and Nobody's a ten and nobody's perfect in any way. No. A dude's perspective, a dude would rather have a sweet, nice, seven, than a fucking badass ten career woman who's got, Issues mentally. She's so powerful that she's overpowering her guy. He has to be beta to even be with her. Oh. See what I mean? There's a contrast on that. And and this is no insult to women. I'm surrounded by them. I know I can get jumped right now, but a career woman might maybe intimidate some guys because maybe they're not on that level yet either. They want to, most women will naturally date a guy who makes more than her, even if she is successful. You know what I mean?

TARA (3):

Do you feel that if a woman does make more money than a man that

SEAN:

She's on the dominant end, I would say. It wouldn't make me personally insecure. I've dated a girl who's made more money than me. And it was never a fucking thing. She just didn't have no female ego or nothing like that. And that's what, I just looked at her and she looked at me as a decent person. Sometimes I made more than her, but most of the time she made more than me because she was out of a job 18 fucking years, she was with an insurance company, so I was like In some instances, it don't really matter. Money shouldn't matter, but everybody wants security too. And a man's worth comes later than a female's worth. In the beginning a female, when they're like teenage years, twenties, they're already built that worth. They're getting catcalled and everything, and like

TAMMY:

I didn't.

SEAN:

You didn't?

TAMMY:

No.

SEAN:

I've never seen you, or I have no idea to even judge that, but You didn't get hit on when you was a teenager, like by older men, like

TARA (3):

She was in a cult.

SEAN:

Cult. Yeah, she was What kind of cult was in?

TARA (3):

A religion.

SEAN:

Oh, what is it, Kelly? What do they call that? It was a celebrity, that chick. You know I'm talking about, right? The

TARA (3):

documentary that you're watching. Scientology.

TAMMY (2):

Oh,

SEAN:

are you talking about

TAMMY:

Tom Cruise, yeah. It's a little bit like that,.

TARA (3):

Is that what it's called?

KELLY:

So what was the name of the group, though, that you were affiliated with? Was it the FLDS?

TAMMY:

No, they called themselves Church of God, but it's not like any Church of God you would know. They, my parents were the leaders and they made their own rules to be honest with you.

TARA (3):

In my opinion, the religion that I was raised on was Baptist and I believed in it to be itself a cult. The way they would jump around and act like fucking fools and talk in tongue and everything else. Most

KELLY:

churches are cults.

TARA (3):

I just, I'm spiritual. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.

TAMMY:

Yeah,

TARA (3):

me too.

SEAN:

It is always confusing the fact that it's all supposed to lead up to the same god unless you're a hindu or muslim or

TARA (3):

There's obviously a higher power. We just don't know what the fuck it is. Yeah.

SEAN:

That's how I see it. Listen, we were meant to be confused. That's the truth. That's why when you look at everybody they look confused

KELLY:

I think they want to put order when they do the church and, and I think them having the tidings that they want you to give is bullshit as well. They shouldn't be wanting you to give them money. You know what I mean? Because they're supposed to be helping you grow as a person.

SEAN:

Who would pay for it though? What do you think? You know what I mean? Who would pay? There's a gray area with what you're saying. Okay,

KELLY:

I get it. I get it. It's a non

SEAN:

profit organization, so somebody has to fund it. And it's all the people who go there. That's how it's supposed to be used. I guess you're right. I guess

KELLY:

you're right partially, but they shouldn't expect let's say they say we expect you to give 20%. They

TARA (3):

do. 10. It's 10.

KELLY:

Usually it's

SEAN:

10. But I'm just saying. Catholic, it's 10 percent of your income. 10

KELLY:

percent of your check.

SEAN:

For a 45 minute service a week.

KELLY:

Yeah. Cause

SEAN:

I've been to, no, I've been to a Catholic church a couple times cause I myself went to Pentecostal Baptist or something in New Rome, like on the West side years ago. And I first came to Ohio for the first time. I, like I said, I've lived, I'm like, I live like an army brat without the military. So I was back and forth from coast to coast. And when I was here, I went to church for the first time and then, and then all these different religions are out there, it's just so confusing. It is very confusing. Are they all saying that's the truth, that's the right way to go or else?

TAMMY:

Yeah. And if you go to any other

SEAN:

Yeah.

TAMMY:

Yeah, if you go to any other religion, then you're going to hell. That's how they keep you, that's how they control you, is through fear. So Tammy, I have a question.

KELLY:

So when you were in the cult, were they polyamorous, or were they just a normal cult?

TAMMY:

so sexuality is bad. It's only for procreation. It is for the pleasure of a man and not for the woman. But there was It created so many problems that there ended up being a lot of hidden Child molestation and raping and oftentimes by the preacher himself, if not by the father of the child. I didn't know about this until towards the end, and even after I left, I found out how widespread it was. What's the

KELLY:

group again? That you, no I'm just, I'm curious because I do documentaries, listen to documentaries a lot and I find it fascinating and I'm actually proud of you for getting out because that is the hardest thing to do is to get out and going through all that kind of stuff and actually having a good sex life is great because a lot of people don't have that.

SEAN:

Yeah, two parties should be enjoying that.

TAMMY:

Yeah.

KELLY:

Because the way they brainwash you because isn't it certain times you're allowed to have sex when the pastor says you have to ask permission.

TAMMY:

He even had to approve the type of underwear that we wore, the kind of bras that we wore, whether we used tampons or pads like it was Yeah, very invasive, to be honest.

KELLY:

Yeah, that's crazy, but I'm super proud of you for making it through that, though. If women were

SEAN:

made not to enjoy something, then why were they naturally made that way? That's what I say.

TARA (3):

And remember, you can catch Tammy's full story on the episode called Tammy. That's right.

SEAN:

Man, better do it.

KELLY:

Thank you, though, Tammy. I appreciate that. It was interesting. Yeah, you can ask me questions anytime, on and off

SEAN:

the phone. We like Tammy.

TAMMY:

Thank you, Larry.

SEAN:

Thank you. And we are totally off subject

TARA (3):

I'm okay with it though, cause I think that we are going deep into conversation that people really need to talk about.

SEAN:

Okay. Oh, that's true too.

KELLY:

So I do have a question for you, Sean. So you, do you masturbate?

SEAN:

I do.

KELLY:

Do you know any guy friends of yours that don't masturbate?

SEAN:

I don't come up and guy talk very often. Like I just fucking shot a load across the room earlier, bro. Like it was fucking gnarly. I knocked the plan off the counter. My fucking, I don't know myself too. I.

KELLY:

I don't know what guys talk about.

TARA (3):

Gossip more than women. Are you kidding me? That's what they

KELLY:

say. That's why I, that's why I was asking because the reason why I'm asking is I've been talking to a guy, a friend of mine, and he hasn't had sex for a year. He won't masturbate freaking confusing to me because you'd be he's stressed out.

SEAN:

Listen, my shit's a fucking abused child. It gets beat all the fucking time.

TAMMY:

I'm masturbating right now.

SEAN:

So am I. I got a third arm. Let me see. Are you really? What? Tammy now and I'll stop that. You go girl. How fast are you going? Get one of those baseball scanners you see how fast things going by you like calculate

TAMMY:

Ever since I heard you start talking

SEAN:

even though my voice sounded good You

TARA (3):

are attractive I

SEAN:

can't lie i'll persuade it

TARA (3):

The older I get, I

SEAN:

gotta hold on to that shit, man. I'm just sayin you and me both. But, compliment taken. Compliment taken. I didn't know that you Were, Getting off. Handling a pantyhamster. Listening to Beatin your monkey

Tara:

while you're on the fuckin podcast, bitch. That's a podcast. No,

TARA (3):

she's actually masturbating as we're talking to her. What's the scoreboard right now? You got one off right now? This is better than Howard Stern. We're gonna put a

SEAN:

scoreboard on the podcast.

TARA (3):

You've done that before on here? No, Howard Stern be showing titties and all that other shit, cause I used to listen to

SEAN:

Howard Stern and stuff. I'm crazy, Tammy, but I'm normal at the same time. I just The only way water and oil mixes

TAMMY:

Oh honey, I think we're all crazy just from living in this world.

SEAN:

Me too, I think you're f I love podcasts. You're funny as hell. When she said podcasts, I'm like, you gotta put me on, man. Just put me on. Put you on, about to make you a fucking co host. Dude, I would love to co host something like this. We would get so many people. That's what I'm thinking. Tammy, we're gonna put you on the moderator too. If you're down. You gotta kick people that's being rude out too. I'm over here trying to rub one out, and you're over here saying some dumb shit. I

TARA (3):

am sitting dead in front of you, I do not see your sexy ass rubbing anything yet. But, yes, eyes are peeled. There's a crawlspace. I got spot flashed, okay, I'll take it.

SEAN:

It's that long? Get the fuck back in there. But no, I love the podcast. It's like it's not going down

KELLY:

my leg, girls. I put it back up in there. Hell yeah. Gotta put a splint on it. Excuse me, I have to masturbate.

TARA (3):

Damn, Sean. Damn. You are getting all the action over here. What is up with that? Crazy madness. You got three chicks hittin on ya. I'm

SEAN:

just a regular guy. You're just a regular guy. Just over here bein a good guy. Just over here bein a good guy. Just bein a good guy. I'm tellin you what, that, that. I'm, the lady, do you guys feel comfortable around me? Oh yeah. No creeper vibes? I was gonna get a shirt that said that I am not a creeper.

TAMMY:

No. I think people would get like that and all

SEAN:

that. Wouldn't that be cool? I don't

TAMMY:

think we'd have you on the show if we felt you were a creeper.

SEAN:

That's true. That's true.

KELLY:

Do you feel comfortable with us?

SEAN:

Yes.

KELLY:

Okay.

SEAN:

I don't feel like I'm gonna get jumped.

KELLY:

Do you want to get Joe?

SEAN:

I'm right.

TARA (3):

The only people's going to jump him is us.

SEAN:

Yeah. I came out of his basement. I'm not leaving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fox News, all of them going out there. It was last heard somewhere.

TARA (3):

Doing a podcast with Tara, talking taboo. And he hasn't been seen since.

SEAN:

Talking taboo. Yes. No longer taboo now. Alright, what other questions we got, host?

TARA (3):

I'm winging it here. I think we're doing well. I didn't think your ass was going to show up.

SEAN:

Off the cuff means just like off the top. There's no script, yeah. I think the best shows like this would be, non scripted. Yeah. You can have a line of questions like you normally would. Yeah,

KELLY:

tammy. Yeah. Do you like to give low jobs?

SEAN:

Yes, Tammy, do you like to give

TAMMY:

I've had orgasms from giving low jobs.

SEAN:

Oh, shit. Yeah, this bitch. Is that really actually fucking true? That's what I said. I've always heard females say that. That's how I met

TAMMY:

her.

SEAN:

Wow.

TAMMY:

That's how I met Tammy

TARA (3):

cause I told, there was a big post on Facebook, Instagram, somewhere. I don't know. And these bitches were talking about how they get blowjobs and they have orgasms. I said, you fucking bitches are fucking crazy. There's no way. I was like, I want proof. I want answers. And she's the only one that was like trying to talk to me. And I was like, Let's go on my podcast tell me I want every fucking detail. Yeah, this bitch gets off my sucking dick She gets aroused and then squirts.

SEAN:

I like blowjobs better than sex. What? I just think I come harder Not to say I don't inside but I'm saying Harder

KELLY:

it's two different things, it really is I have two different when I'm having sex if somebody's going down on me I'm coming in differently than when somebody is inside of me penetrating me. Yeah, like how the feeling is

SEAN:

some females like want the clip Stimulation or some like it inside fishhook style, two fingers two in

TARA (3):

the pink one stink there you go. Everybody's doing it. In and out.

TAMMY:

I've had an origami for two hours just from gently touching myself all over without actually focusing on any sexual part.

TARA (3):

Yeah, she never concentrated herself or never touched her clitoris. Have you gotten

SEAN:

off since you've been on this podcast? Have

TAMMY:

I gotten off since we started recording today?

SEAN:

Yes.

TAMMY:

No, I haven't gotten off. I'm just, She's just playing. Like you said earlier, it's a stress release, right?

SEAN:

Yeah, it is definitely is. I always thought something was wrong with me because there's some days not all But I'll do it a total of three, I'd like to wake up to one and go to bed and get one and then like midday, like if I literally am by myself and it just strikes my mind, I just do it and I think why not? What's two or three? What's the difference? Sex addict or something like that. Oh

TAMMY:

no, that's not compulsive. That's actually quite normal. I would call compulsive maybe 5 to 10 times a day.

SEAN:

I would say a guy that masturbates is probably a little more responsible out there than someone who don't. Because, here's the thing, if I get off, I'm not pressed about it now. So I took that away, like a woman might see that I'm a horned dog. You can't because I just fucking got off a few hours ago. You know what I mean? I'm not pressed. So that's more attractive because I'm just not, whatever.

TARA (3):

Okay, the way I see it, a man can masturbate too much because then they only get sensitive to only be able to have an orgasm is when they masturbate themselves. Nope,

SEAN:

not true.

TARA (3):

I get all fired up when

SEAN:

someone's doing it for me. It's an upgrade. It's a total fucking upgrade. Especially baby oil. I love some baby oil. Different. Oh, you like baby oil, do you? I like the happy ending, it's like different

KELLY:

feelings, like different orgasms. It really is. Yeah, there's different orgasms.

TAMMY:

I like coconut oil.

SEAN:

Yes, that's true too, because it's like nearly unscented. It's good for you. I've had that used on me. It looks like fucking shortening in a tub. It does. Don't it? Yes, it does. And you get a little gob on it and it turns to oil as you go like this. Yeah, and it's good for your skin too. It really is. Your body temperature will break it down to a clear. Yeah. That shit lasts forever. You can get 10, 000 pumps in one handful easy. Damn. Yeah. I'm done. Wow. I'm not counting, I'm like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

KELLY:

how many licks does it take to lick the lollipop? Yeah.

SEAN:

So you're But back as far as the blowjobs go if somebody the only time it takes a guy longer, I feel, is like if a girl's insinuating it's a chore, she really don't like it. Like yourself, you said you don't really like it. I don't. But you

TARA (3):

do it. But I do it. I don't think I'm good at it. But I'm told I'm really good at it.

KELLY:

I think us all women feel inferior sometimes when we're doing that, but you know what you're doing. Trust and believe. You know what you're doing.

SEAN:

Yep.

KELLY:

It should be all by reaction. I just

TARA (3):

have a self conscious against it or something.

SEAN:

That's fair.

KELLY:

And the reaction is? I

TARA (3):

think I'm the self conscious about doing it. What's the

KELLY:

reaction? They like it. So that means you're good. Yeah.

TARA (3):

I don't know. It's just not your favorite thing to do. Yeah.

KELLY:

If that makes any sense.

SEAN:

Yeah. My personal fantasy is somebody just giving me head all fucking day on a rainy weekend. Too cold to go outside, whatever. Just raining. That's a

TARA (3):

lot of fucking jaw power you're asking for.

SEAN:

Wow. There's the cocoa butter and the, Her hands are gonna do it. I can give a great hand job. I'm good at those bitches. I like them probably about as much as the head. For sure. I don't know why, that orgasm's strong too.

TARA (3):

Oh my goodness, so you do like regular sex then too then? Yeah, of course.

SEAN:

Alright. I just feel like the hand jobs and the blow jobs seem to have a longer build up. So when it does happen, it's like explosive,

TAMMY:

so I've been taking this course called Orgasm Master. And this lady gently like just barely touched this lady's skin from head to toe Without focusing on any one part of the body or even touching genitalia or anything like that And she just like just very gently almost not touching her And this woman had uncontrollable Wave after wave of orgasm for a f ing hour just from being gently touched like that.

SEAN:

Did any of you guys, including you Tammy and Kelly did you see something on the news where somebody had to go to the hospital because they were stuck in orgasm? I've seen it on, I've seen it

KELLY:

on those, that show Sex Sent Me to the ER.

SEAN:

That one. That's it. This

KELLY:

girl could not stop orgasm. So I mean he she was doing it even while he's putting her clothes on and the car all the way there She finally gets there. The only thing that they can do is give her a value and she stopped

SEAN:

Yeah, that one. I remember like first time I quit smoking years ago When I was younger, fucking, my grandmother gave me a volume when she was still around and the withdrawals were for real, like I'd, it almost felt like an anxiety attack, like the pressure in your chest and shit. It was. I'm like, oh my god, dude, I didn't know this was going to be like this to get out of it. So she gave me a volume and I just laid there and watched The Wheel of Fortune and it was fun. And of course, in due time, I went back again. But it like calms, it calms

KELLY:

your nerve, but you wouldn't think that having an orgasm for five hours would be fucked, but I bet you it would be. I'll tell you

SEAN:

what though, if you take a Vicodin or a Percocet, it's hard to get off, man. Oh, I totally agree. You can't,

TARA (3):

I can't have an orgasm at all. Neither could my ex. I can't either. All sensitivity, all sensation is gone. Now that's my DOC. You can fuck for hours. Or try to

SEAN:

pass out just trying to reach it. Oh my god. You're like

KELLY:

right here, like tippy toe right here, and you're like, and then it stops.

SEAN:

See, and I never did steroids when I was bodybuilding, I was a natural builder. You know what I mean? That's why I still got the hint of a gut, I always had that, but I was built. Men that take testosterone boosters and gear, which is like steroids, that, it doesn't shrink their dick, it shrinks their prostate. And also, they can't reach the final Pretty much what a Vicodin or a Percocet would do to somebody. Or like Whiskey Dick. Whiskey Dick. Man, I finally found out what that was about. So they can't climax. It happened to me before. So that

TARA (3):

means they can't climax and have an orgasm. That

SEAN:

sucks.

TARA (3):

Yeah, it does suck. Not

SEAN:

to be like, so drunk that you taste your mouth. You got alcohol stuck there and you can't taste nothing else in your dry mouth. And then, that can happen. It's done it to me before. I have a question for

TAMMY:

Sean. Go ahead. You have

KELLY:

to at that point. You just wait till sex in the morning.

TAMMY:

And for you ladies too, I have a question, have y'all considered holding onto your orgasm and riding it?

SEAN:

Hell no, I'd rather just bust and go for the next one in 15 minutes.

TARA (3):

Guys, they, don't know, it gets ticklish to them. To me I've tried holding onto it but after so long, it's just, it starts to tickle. Like it starts to tickle. Yeah. To me it just starts to tickle. Like it no longer feels good. It just tickles

SEAN:

sensitive. Yeah. That's what happens to a guy after he gets off, like touching it after, a good solid minute after that sensitivity kicks in and then it wants to fucking lay down. Hi. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, okay. We're done.

KELLY:

Yeah.

SEAN:

Gimme like, yeah, don't touch minutes, 10 minutes, 15, talk a little bit and then go back to fumbling around and then that's on. I'm not an orgasmic guy, so I don't seem to run out of it,

TAMMY:

in tantric sex, they teach you to hold on to your orgasm for the man. So you're talking

KELLY:

about, like, when they're playing with you, and you don't want to orgasm yet, so you keep holding it in.

TAMMY:

Yeah, you get to the peak, and right before you crest over it, you back off.

KELLY:

Yes. Oh, that's called building. Yes, I've done that. Yeah, I was like, I didn't think that you guys But you can do that for

TARA (3):

yeah, but, for, you can only build for so long. Eventually Yeah,

SEAN:

you ruin it sometimes.

TARA (3):

Continuously build and build, yes, you can ruin the orgasm. If it's a little bit, but

KELLY:

not like a lot,

TAMMY:

it can have a profound spiritual experience just by holding on to it so that whenever you release, it's I don't know. Sometimes

SEAN:

the orgasm ain't that great when it comes along. It's I just saved it for that. You know what I mean? That's happened before too. Or trying to get off quick on a quickie. Very possible, it's easy, but the orgasm's weakened a little bit.

TARA (3):

I agree.

KELLY:

I think we can do it more as women than they can do it as men. And I, Tara just doesn't like it.

TARA (3):

I do like it, but You can only do it so much. Exactly. I agree.

SEAN:

But you're a one and done, so you don't have to go through that experience really. If you're a one and done, you call tonight. You're not even making it to the sensitive part.

TARA (3):

That is the one and done. I am sensitive. She

KELLY:

finally gets the release. She's done. That's good. Yeah.

TARA (3):

For 15 20 minutes like a dude. But hit me up 20 minutes later, yeah, we can fucking end.

KELLY:

Yeah.

TARA (3):

What? You're different?

SEAN:

Everybody's different. Everybody

KELLY:

depends on, it depends on the person,

SEAN:

right?

KELLY:

Because I've only done it with one person, like where you freeze up and you're like, I can't, if somebody holds your ass down and keeps going, it's funny how many times you can come after that.

TARA (3):

Really?

KELLY:

Swear to God.

TARA (3):

Now that's some 50 Shades shit that I want to try.

KELLY:

Literally holding me down by my arms and not letting No, you're gonna do this, and yeah.

TARA (3):

You're gonna keep orgasming? Yeah. Oh, man. See, I've never had anybody dominate me like that,

KELLY:

I know I like domination.

SEAN:

Do girls like giving hand jobs more than blowjobs? In general? Nah. Not for me. Most girls like giving

TARA (3):

blowjobs. I'm just the one that I don't know. It's all in my head. Yeah, I

SEAN:

guess I'd say most of it. There's only a very few times I could think of where I'm like I don't suck cock. I'll

TARA (3):

suck it. It's just not my favorite thing to do. But I am good at it, from what I'm told. Because I don't just focus on your shaft. I go, to your tank, your balls, your ass. I do it all.

SEAN:

If a girl's not willing to give head and she just don't do it, you gotta respect that, obviously, from a man's perspective. The handy is going to be a good replacement, if that makes sense.

TARA (3):

Yeah, that's good. At least you're getting something.

SEAN:

Absolutely. It's fucking great I went to an Asian parlor like a few years ago and did the happy ending thing. I thought it was all a hoax. It's a real out there. Oh my god, I did that too. It

Tara:

was fucking amazing. We're here in Ohio.

SEAN:

But I was late on it, I always heard about that and I was like, eh, you don't know where to find stuff like that.

TARA (3):

You don't.

SEAN:

My friend was like, go into this one and just get butt ass fucking naked and lay there on your stomach because that's where they're going to start their massage, whatever. Yep. Huh. And they'll know what you're there for. Huh. Flip

KELLY:

you over.

SEAN:

Yeah, she goes, oh, the time's almost run out, and this, that, and the other, and I'm like, fucking, so I'll tip you. Bangs. She made it up and I was like, she got down in the ass and everything. I was like, Oh my God. Shoulder. I don't know where it went. It was like crazy. So she played with

TARA (3):

your

SEAN:

ass

TARA (3):

and blowjob

SEAN:

work. No, not no blowjob and job.

TARA (3):

Okay. Handjob. Most of them

SEAN:

are going to be handies. They don't do there's probably some out there that'll actually go full sex and all that, but from what I understand, it's not like that. It's cleaner than getting some random hooker, obviously. If somebody's giving you a handjob, what risk are you taking? And these days, they're wearing gloves, too. And they're just using oil, so I'm like this is getting a good massage overall. It is a good damn massage, and at the end, it's And

TARA (3):

she massaged your ass and your prostate, correct? Nice. I ain't never got anybody talk to me about this shit. I

SEAN:

never fucking thought that was going to happen. While I was on my stomach. I like talking about this anyways. I love it. Let's go. A few years ago I was in San Diego and it was like in a really small kind of bungalow beach house looking thing. It was 10 blocks from the beach, but the beach houses are still beach houses. But she had this little operation and I went in there and my buddy was telling me about it. He's yeah, I stopped in here once. Couple times a month. He's I just gotta go here. He's talking about this chick, and she's super nice, and it's a clean environment, and she's very professional, but you're gonna get what you want, he said just, you have to do this though. Get butt ass naked off the rip, like brave. Just take it all off in front of her and lay on that fucking table and just chill. And then that talk comes around usually because they start rubbing you and they start they reach for testy areas. Like they'll accidentally graze my nuts a little bit, right back down to my thigh and the back of my knee. And it's huh, I felt that whatever. And then she comes back up, does it again, and then rubs my ass, that's a legit massage too. It's a muscle. So I'm in there, her hands are working towards the center and was going up and down to my ass crack with some oil. And I'm like, Oh fuck.

TARA (3):

It felt good. Didn't it? I'm like,

SEAN:

she really going to do it. She put some gloves on, went right up in my ass with her fingers and was like hitting your prostate area. Yeah. So I was like, Oh my God, what's going on? This is great. And I flipped over and then she went back to normal massaging you on the chest and legs and. Finally, she's fucking grazing my dick off and on to see what I would say and make it look like an accident and I'm all for it. And she fucking straddled me and talking to me like anybody else and stroking me and shit and blah blah blah. So she got reverse cowgirl straddled you? At first yeah, reverse cowgirl. And then she would spin around and then she would talk to me. She's real like petite and small. So she could just dance around on me and shit. And then she stood up. Along the table and was standing over me and she just, usually they want you not to touch them and try to get up from the table. Just lay there. That's what they want, and they want you to be clean too. They'll thank you for being clean too. Oh, you're really clean. I appreciate that. They might get some guy in there that's got, he's been working all day at a construction site and decides to stop in there. That's not good business. If a guy's listening to this, now, if you're going in there, just take a shower before you go. Cause they appreciate that. And they'll do more probably with you if they see that you're clean. They feel that you're clean. Yeah, so I learned that too. And that's awesome. Where's this at? There's one in San Diego and Hillcrest area. Okay. Between Mission Mission Hills and Hillcrest. Okay. Close to downtown. Nice. Go to Dago, guys, listen what street is it? You get on University Avenue and you turn right at Moe's. If you turn right at Moe's, you go down two blocks, there's a little left. Town, Townshend sent you, bro. Red Light Special. You get drained. Even after you cum, she'll press into your fucking prostate and make sure you're emptied out. What? Yeah, she just presses it and just tries to squeeze more out. She'll fucking just, yeah. It was crazy. It was crazy. Was

TARA (3):

is that the best feeling you've ever had as an orgasm?

SEAN:

The happy ending massages. I'll just, don't, I've only done them like twice in my life, but the times I did it, it was great. Super cool. I felt comfortable. I honestly, I just felt cool. Especially when they're complimenting that I'm clean and I'm cool to talk to, just like I'm talking now. I'll crack jokes and get them laughing before it all starts. It was like, I'm just trying to hang out too. I like the conversation, like the massage, it's all great. And nothing really beats at the end when you're, that's the end, the happy ending. You walk out of there, your body's been massaged, you've been drained.

Tara:

What other way to be but go get a sandwich.

SEAN:

Guys, go out there and at least get one. Make it a bucket list, dude. So many guys are scared. Or if you got a girl that's got the skills, let her do it for you. Let her do it. If you got her, then you don't pay nothing, so you're good to go, but For the single guys out there trying to, Check it out, I'm telling you. Turnarounds do it. I know several guys that would love you're married. Don't be doing

TARA (3):

that

SEAN:

shit,

TARA (3):

right? Don't be cheating Don't be cheating. Even if you're in a relationship, don't be a cheater. It ain't worth it

SEAN:

Tammy ever been a happy ending No, I

TARA (3):

never have

SEAN:

Kelly What? Women go to these things, too, and that's why I'm asking. I chick question. I've

TARA (3):

never known women to go to

KELLY:

one. I went with my friend, a good friend of mine.

TARA (3):

You went to one?

KELLY:

Yeah. Oh, my. And we had a couple's massage. You did it? I didn't do it, he did. Oh. But I didn't do it, he did. And I was laying next to him.

SEAN:

How would they get the woman off? Just play with her pussy? They're good at that, too, they probably got a chick on board that's maybe she's bi. She knows how to work a man and a woman. Maybe they picked her favorite for that. I don't know. I don't know. I want to do it. We're the primary. It was

KELLY:

interesting.

TARA (3):

What did she do to you? She didn't do

KELLY:

anything to me. She just massaged me, but him.

TARA (3):

What did you see her do to him?

KELLY:

I didn't see anything because I was like getting a good massage. I can hear it. I can hear it. You can

SEAN:

hear the oil and all that? Oh yeah.

KELLY:

Wow.

SEAN:

It

KELLY:

was really weird and interesting. And the funny thing is it was like my best, one of my best guy friends and he had a girlfriend at the time and me and him, when it was weird, like we never had sex. At all or anything

TARA (3):

and you guys were naked in front of each other like it was okay

SEAN:

I would have came just cuz I want I like people watching too. Oh, I do

TARA (3):

too.

SEAN:

I don't know what that is about that

TARA (3):

I love people to watch and I love to watch voyeurism, I love to watch people have

SEAN:

sex

TARA (3):

huh.

SEAN:

Do

TARA (3):

you know there's a swingers club in Ohio? There's two of them

SEAN:

was a Hannah and Princeton.

TARA (3):

So you do know of them.

SEAN:

I know of them, I've never been into them. I've been wanting to, but you can't go as a single guy. You gotta have a partner.

TARA (3):

Wrong. I've heard that. Wrong. You can get

SEAN:

blessed in, but you gotta get on a list.

TARA (3):

Wrong.

SEAN:

You're telling me I can go in there.

TARA (3):

Yes.

SEAN:

They don't usually want dudes by themselves coming in there. They want, you have a couple or multiple chicks.

TARA (3):

You can still go into Princeton without having a partner. You just can't go in the back rooms.

SEAN:

Oh I've never been into a social club like that. I've always heard the stories like, and it just sounds interesting to me. So

TARA (3):

here, let me educate you. Princeton has a huge bar dance floor. It looks just like a club. And then towards the back, it has open rooms and you can go in there and play. One's a hospital bed. Highway. Stairs to heaven where the woman steps sits on these steps and bars and the guy eats her pussy Like she's up in the air and he's just face planted. Okay, it's like the stairs to heaven Yeah They have a hospital bed, they got a big X on the wall that you can you know, chain somebody up on They got a massage table. They got several beds

SEAN:

Who's going to help me out? Anybody give me a hand over here? Hahahaha I

KELLY:

can see you doing that. I would.

SEAN:

All is my body and my dick standing straight up. Someone help me please. It's a throbbing, it's a helmet soldier guy. And he needs love too. He needs

TARA (3):

love too. Aww. Just lay there. But yeah, they have this big glass room and it's called the open room and you can go in there and the open beds and have sex and people can watch you through the glass.

SEAN:

Interesting.

TAMMY (2):

Okay guys, we're gonna stop it right there and continue back up next week with Sean, Kelly and Tammy. All right, guys. Stay sexy, stay confident, and take care of your motherfucking shit. Until next week, guys.

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