Surpise Dick Pics

In this episode of 'The Talking Taboo with Tara,' host Tara and co-host Sean delve into the world of modern dating and taboo subjects, particularly focusing on the unsolicited sharing of explicit photos. The episode kicks off with Tara sharing her personal experiences on Facebook dating, where she received unsolicited explicit photos. The conversation touches upon the broader issues surrounding this behavior, the dynamics of dating apps, and the differences in how men and women approach relationships and sexual advances. Additionally, Tara and Sean discuss the nuances of physical attraction, maintaining authenticity in online interactions, and the importance of patience and respect in romantic pursuits. Along the way, listeners are entertained with humorous anecdotes and unfiltered discussions about sex and relationships. The show wraps up with an emphasis on listener feedback and a call to engage with the podcast on social media.

Transcript

Speaker 0:02

Welcome to The Talking Taboo with Tara podcast, where Tara presents the unfiltered interviews with guests about today's taboo topics. And now here's your host, Ms. Tara.

saun 0:18

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Talking Taboo with Tara and I'm your co-host, Sean for real. Nice.

Tara 0:29

What's up? Welcome back guys. What's

saun 0:31

going on guys? I'm so glad to be back here on this legendary show.

Tara 0:35

There we go. There we go. There we go. Yeah. I want you right up in that.

saun 0:40

Oh, I feel you. Literally, or, sorry, upside down what I'm, so we might get a call from Kelly today. We don't know, but we just went ahead and started the show. She can cut in whenever. We got some awesome topic tonight, along with what was the Reddit stories. We're gonna have Reddit story time about the bust, in that.

Tara 1:03

We're gonna start off with my story. So I have been single for almost two years now, and not dating, I decided to put myself out there again

saun 1:15

Stella's got a groove back.

Tara 1:17

Stella's got a groove back. So therefore I got on Facebook dating the dating app, and I connected with a couple guys and. A couple days go by and I connect with a couple more and a couple more maybe. Maybe six or seven. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was a full moon or not. cause it was the night of Full Moon. I got three dick pics

saun 1:44

oh my God, on a full moon.

Tara 1:46

That's

saun 1:47

A luxury not kidding guys. She's I've seen three cocks on a full moon. It's a horrible night.

Tara 1:53

I guess if I was young, yeah, I'd be okay with it.

saun 1:56

It is annoying, guys that actually brings us to our next subject. Our first subject actually we're gonna go into. So this story she's about to tell. It's kinda like a reverse and roll. Now she's being questioned, on this particular subject, let me just question you. I guess we're going right into it. Tell us some front. The intro, the subject is Dick Pics.

Tara 2:17

I was talking to these guys and all of a sudden, I give 'em my WhatsApp number and whatnot and all of a sudden I'm getting dick pics and videos of them jerking off.

saun 2:33

So you're giving them your WhatsApp?

Tara 2:35

Yeah, I'm not.

saun 2:35

Why are you doing that?

Tara 2:38

cause they want to get off of the Facebook.

saun 2:41

Yeah, but what about a real phone number, not a WhatsApp. They're not worried about you being a creep. I'm

Tara 2:46

scared. I'm giving 'em my phone number. Are you serious?

saun 2:49

You can always block 'em. If not, it's public information for the most part. True. You how many applications you've put in, or credit checks or whatever. You could do that shit's provided,

Tara 2:58

right? Just even sexy horn dogs. If you, I guess you gotta sign a waiver

saun 3:01

to be on this podcast. Yeah, I had to give up my phone number. I was like, no lying. Fuck. She looked serious. Like what? Yeah.

Tara 3:09

I don't have your phone number. I talked to you through Messenger.

saun 3:11

Yeah.

Tara 3:12

Do you see, so I was talking through WhatsApp. She's got me blocked, guys. No, you got me blocked. Was I thinking out loud? No, you got me blocked.

saun 3:21

I don't think so. Homer. All right. Bart Scooter. See, we're crazy on this show, man. We're crazy.

Tara 3:30

So I'm getting all these dick pics and videos and I'm just like, I'm trying to find somebody serious to hang out with, chill with, go have fun with nothing serious. I'm not looking for a serious relationship at all. So I thought I would get on there and meet some guys. That wasn't the case I'm getting dick pics and videos and No,

saun 3:51

guys, if you're listening, don't do that shit. Don't do that shit unless permitted, because it just, those are gonna see a day they're gonna say that they know what one looks like.

Tara 4:04

Yeah. But my, my, my thing is wouldn't you wanna keep it a surprise

saun 4:08

Exactly for your girl? That's my main point. It's not so much. You still look your shit now by saying that. It's no, why don't you just talk to 'em Normal. Get to know who they are.

Tara 4:16

What it is, I think is they're finding out that I have a sex podcast. That we talk about sex and everything like that. So they think it's okay. That's what I've came conclusion with. Huh.

saun 4:26

That does make some sense. It's a little expected, really, unfortunately. Based on what you are like yeah. She loves some dick. You know what I mean? She has to, I don't know. Doesn't mean I like, everybody's

Tara 4:37

dick.

saun 4:37

That's true. But I think guys that do that, they just think it's gonna work.

Tara 4:42

No,

saun 4:43

the only time I do, it's like when we're trading NP picks. Yeah, that's, they're, lemme see what you got. That's

Tara 4:48

sexting.

saun 4:49

Wait till then. That's

Tara 4:50

something totally different. Yeah. So

saun 4:52

wait till then.

Tara 4:52

I just met these guys, I haven't even met them. I'm sorry. I've been talking to them online and within three or four days I'm getting dick pics and videos of them jacking off and mind you jacking off to I limp Dick no less.

saun 5:10

Oh,

Tara 5:12

like what the fuck?

saun 5:15

Some people are crazy, bro.

Tara 5:16

Just because I have a podcast to talk about sex doesn't mean I want every cock out there. I'm actually looking for a relationship. Someone to kick it with, talk with. I'm not looking the fuck. 'cause if I was, I could get dick's. That's not a problem. There's

saun 5:30

so many dudes that just think that, that just don't actually have any kind of game and they don't realize what game actually is. And when I was younger, not to say I can't do it now, I'm a good looking guy from my age and stuff. Decent shape and stuff. When I was younger. I was always that guy that didn't try so hard and I didn't talk about sex. I minimized that quite a bit unless it just opened up and you got somebody that was blunt, 'cause I match energies, right? When it comes to that. So in reference, in the be from the jump, I'm not looking for nothing. That's my attitude. I get people that, what are you looking for? I'm like, another drink. Financial freedom. You know what do you mean? Everybody assume that's what guys are there for too. So that gives me a bad name. So the only way to stick out is not stick out. Let all the dickheads and idiots and Simpson do whatever. Go around and make this girl go. Every guy wants to send me a dick pic or talk to me and buy me drinks, blah, blah, blah. And then I'm just like, Hey, how you doing? Cool. And then I look away. I buy my

Tara 6:25

own drinks. I, when I go to the bar, I pretty much buy my own drinks.

saun 6:28

If you, yeah, you came by yourself. That's, some dudes give up the game. Too easy.

Tara 6:33

We are drinking some strawberry margaritas with lime fresh squeezed lime. And I have to say, they are the shit.

saun 6:39

Oh, hello. Squeeze it.

Tara 6:42

Oh yeah. You liked the way I squeezed that lime earlier? Hi Kelly. Hi

saun 6:47

Kelly.

Tara 6:48

Hi. How are you? My love.

kelly 6:50

Hey

Tara 6:52

the topic is dick pics.

saun 6:55

What do you think of Dick Pics

Tara 6:56

and actually pointing yourself out there and dating again. And then you received dick pics in instead of a date, and you got invited on, which you got invited on. You got invited to a date, and then the next day the guy sends you fucking dick pics no, I'm good. I canceled the date and said, I'm good. Thank you. Anyways,

saun 7:16

you know what a guy would better off be doing is just simply saying, you wanna go have a couple drinks and some appetizers. He did. That's Leave it at that though.

Tara 7:23

Yeah, don't send me dick pics.

saun 7:25

I like to get it over outta the way if I've been talking to somebody a few days online. It, you're safe to ask, is there a good time to meet since things are going so well. You're not creeped out. My cock hasn't came out my pants in a pitcher. I know where there's some good appetizers, some margaritas. Every woman likes that.

Tara 7:43

What woman doesn't?

saun 7:44

Just create atmosphere and drinks come with no expectations, fellas. Listen to me, guys. My heart, if you're fucking listening to me,

Tara 7:51

my, you're just hitting my heart right there. Tacos and margaritas. You guys hear,

saun 7:55

listen, you can hear that. Tara's giving you free game right now. She even liked it.

Tara 8:01

That is a girl's fuck. Tacos and margaritas. Kelly?

saun 8:06

No. Are you with the margaritas tacos to say

kelly 8:08

you had to save

saun 8:09

food? Drinks on there, man. You see what I'm saying? It's that's game. That's how

Tara 8:16

easy it is. That's, game relationships are easier or getting to meet someone is easier than people. Let it on to be. It is so fucking easy to walk up and say, hi, I am such and such. Yeah. Are you single? Would you like to go out? Yeah. Would you? I don't understand what's wrong with that? Why can't people do that anymore?

saun 8:37

And I think we just lost our way. We lost our way somewhere down the road. We, no, everybody's in

Tara 8:41

their fucking phones looking down.

saun 8:43

That too. Distraction. This is a nice little side topic. My aunt that was still alive back in the day, she was like 104 Okay. Shaded banana every day. She had an original Motorola TV in her living room. And we asked her a series of questions and I'll just speed the story right up to the point. What do you think's wrong with the world today? You've been alive 104 years. So she's honey, it's distraction. You can't avoid a commercial. You can't avoid a newspaper, an ad, a coupon, an ass hanging out of pants. How can you focus on what's, what really matters in life?

Tara 9:16

That is true. Wow. You understand

saun 9:18

what I'm saying? Yeah. That is

Tara 9:19

a different way of putting things. Good way of looking at things. So

saun 9:22

The human mind wants stipulation like that. That's an addiction. A visual. A visual addiction. Straight to the brain. And that's happening with new technology coming too, guys. And that includes the sex talk too. And you wonder why we're off pace. Porn's gonna be on vr guys. Hate to be a spoiler alert.

Tara 9:37

We've talked about that last step. You're gonna feel

saun 9:39

like you're Yeah.

Tara 9:40

Four episodes that we have in you. I know.

saun 9:42

I know. I went too far. You love it, don't you? Yeah. I'm an investor of it, but we can skip that. We can skip it.

Tara 9:47

You're an investor of the.

saun 9:52

What? Virtual porn? Yeah. No. Not I'm in, I'm invested in the Metaverse.

Tara 9:56

Oh, that's right.

saun 9:57

Which is the new ushering of the internet. But that involves, and that, that's why I'm still on topic because the new age of porn will be coming out. Look what we evolve. We went from Ron Jeremy to the old Harry Bush flicks on the VHS. Then we went to DVD. We have better quality pictures.

Tara 10:15

And that's fake tits and shape. We see all

saun 10:18

that stuff. Yeah. And now we're creeping up to another H where PornHub, you can get off your phone floor free, wherever you can get an internet connection. You can see a cocking ball slapping at someone's ass.

Tara 10:28

Correct.

saun 10:28

At any given time. 24 hours a day.

Tara 10:30

Only fans too, but you got paid for it there fans

saun 10:32

too. Yeah. You see it live, obviously. You can see it live. So the next usher that we're talking about is feeling like you're there, you're looking down. It's probably not your sch mele. As Ron Jeremy called his dick once.

kelly 10:45

I'm sorry he gross. But Ron Jeremy was ugly and I don't care how big his ding dong was. That's

saun 10:52

so true though. Kelly though, he's the most famous porn star in the world and he's the ugliest I

kelly 10:57

know. Besides Jenna Jamon

saun 11:00

true.

kelly 11:01

Yeah. I actually met Jenna Jamon when she first started out.

saun 11:05

Oh wow. When I was

kelly 11:05

working at Columbus Gold and she would go back to the party after parties with all of us that worked there, I

saun 11:13

Columbus, and we all party all the strippers. Like man, I thought it was cool. More than the guys dropped more money. It was just cool.

kelly 11:22

I mean we just partied and had fun and that was the atmosphere, when you're working at that place. 'cause you're working late hours and then everybody wants to go and. Party after work.

saun 11:34

So like working at a strip club, do you ever feel numb to sex? Does the takeaway drive that you're looking at sex

Tara 11:40

all day? That's when I worked at a strip club. I wasn't having sex, I was just stripping. There was, we

kelly 11:49

worked there. I was a waitress slash bartender. I did not strip. But it didn't bother me. I didn't have any problem with that. Yeah. I worked at the firehouse, didn't make sex drive go down or anything.

saun 12:02

I was signed up for a mail review once when I was 19.

Tara 12:05

Did you do it? Oh

kelly 12:06

yeah.

saun 12:06

A friend of mine I met, he was from Florida. He, I was living here in Ohio at the time, and he's this is what I do, blah, blah, blah. He is I think you'd be great for this. Check it out. You wanna swing your slung around? He said, I don't wanna see your shit. I don't care how big it is, but you have to do it whether it's big or not. I said, what you talking about? He goes, get it chunky. Not all the way hard, just get it chunky. Go in the bathroom by yourself, do it, take a fishing line and tie it off down by the nuts. And that holds the blood in there. So it looks like your half chunky is your softie.

Tara 12:36

Yeah. You could do the same thing with a cock ring. Why would you just fishing line?

saun 12:42

Because it was fucking mid nineties and I have no access to that shit. My ex was a stripper. Did they have coch rings in the nineties? I don't know. You know somebody's about, they're, they like I had one back in fucking,

kelly 12:55

they did crazy.

Tara 12:56

Sure.

kelly 12:57

No, I know they did.

Tara 12:58

Yeah. Her ex boyfriend, her daddy's baby's daddy was a stripper.

saun 13:02

Oh, okay. I was gonna do it, but I think I ended up checking out or some shit. I'm like, I don't,

Tara 13:07

you didn't do it.

saun 13:07

No, I was signed up and everything, so he went without me. My, my buddy, he was super fit, lean, every muscle vein, everything's showing it, but he's just real slender and tall and dark complected like me, like tan real good and stuff. So he had all the checks, given him money. Usually older checks usually, oh yeah. It's chicks, widows. It's got 40 acres of fucking land, quarter a million. Their husband's gone. They're going in there and some young dude like him bouncing his fucking chunky around because he said, that's really what it's all about is manipulating your size. He goes, 'cause the realistics, not everybody's carrying a fucking elephant trunk in their pants. No. That's why they call it an average. Correct. Average dick's gonna be six inches, right?

Tara 13:47

Average is four or five inches. I don't know where you get six from you.

saun 13:50

I always grew up hearing six.

Tara 13:51

No,

saun 13:52

that's why I call myself average.

Tara 13:53

No. Average Cox size is four to five inches long.

saun 13:57

Okay.

Tara 13:57

Like I said, I've told you before, apparently you're above average. Okay, I'll take it. Because you was like, look, here's my

saun 14:04

hand. Look. No, I can't show you guys on, I can't show you guys on the podcast for those who are listening. But he said it's from, but then if you take your hand open, take your dick beater out, look at your hand when it's hard. Look at the very bottom palm where your wrist crease line where it bends. Go straight up to the tip of your middle finger. That's your cock size. Tell me if I'm right.

Tara 14:23

No. 'cause I know guys is what, two inches long and they're like six four. Really? Yeah. You would think bigger than the dude. The bigger the, you would think, but no.

kelly 14:33

So the hands, it's the hands, guys. Oh,

Tara 14:35

it's not,

saun 14:36

I think it's the same for women too. Yes. I've had the two girls be hollering. I've seen

Tara 14:40

the skinniest motherfucking shortest little dudes with the biggest dicks shit's. You not, they're. Tiny, skinny, little bony fuckers and they've got 12 inch cocks.

saun 14:52

That's crazy.

Tara 14:53

Yeah. I wish I was hanging like that. I'm telling you. Some are just too big.

saun 14:58

I'm honest. I don't wanna sit and tell people I got a huge dick. I know what I got. So if they ever had to come out, I don't wanna be a liar. You know what I mean? Oh, that's good.

Tara 15:05

At least you're modest about it. You're like, yeah, I'm average, but average I don, but average four or five inches. And you're like, I'm six, six and a half. Six and three quarters or whatever you said. Yeah, that's above average. Average. Totally. So you said six and you like three quarters. I don't think

saun 15:19

I'm there. Girth probably six and a quarter. And that's what you was like, I got girth. Yeah, I do. Got girth. I do. I'm the reason they made the fucking daddy stitch. Woo. Welcome to the Talking Taboo baby. I love it. We're light the show on fire right now.

Tara 15:37

You're silly.

saun 15:38

All right. Let's go.

Tara 15:40

Where are we going? Oh, shit. Oh, let me, Kelly, have you gotten any dick pics off of being on a dating app or whatnot?

saun 15:51

I have my dick pic, but I'm not showing to nobody.

Tara 15:53

What? Kelly? I don't do dating nights. What'd whoa. What'd you say? I do not do dating masks. Not you, him. What'd you say? No.

saun 16:01

I said I have a full naked body picture of me, but I ain't shown it, and not, I'm not gonna do it.

Tara 16:07

And why not? Can't, you can't just put that out there and be like, I'm not showing you now, but I got a full body nude fo bitch. I do though. And you can't, whatever. Anyways. What? What were you saying Kelly? I'm sorry, I got distracted.

saun 16:22

Yep. There's a little puddle on her seat. Little superior fucking aerial view. That's tr snail trail on shit.

Tara 16:33

This motherfucker's making me turn red. Okay. Kelly. All I gotta blush

saun 16:36

him, bro. I gotta brush

Tara 16:37

and I don't blush Kelly. I can't even look at him. Kelly.

saun 16:41

Oh shit. Holy buttons. I get random dick pics on Messenger. Oh wait, can't you get canceled for shit like that?

Tara 16:51

No, not unless you report 'em.

saun 16:52

You better report that shit. Look, I don't wanna see that fucking button.

Tara 16:55

Are you kidding me? She's happy to get those bitches.

saun 16:57

Are you? Are you? Kelly, Jesus Christ.

kelly 17:02

It doesn't make me, any more excited, I've seen some pretty good looking dicks on there, but I'm just like, it just turns me off.

saun 17:12

It has to because we're not attracted the same way. Like women are attracted more to what a guy represents. Like it might be power, it might be confidence, it might be personality, whatever, talent with men, it's visual, it's oh, you're so beautiful. You got a nice ass, you got all this stuff going on. That's what gets us first, but then we go into personality after. The intro for us is visual. The intro for you all is okay. He might, he's a little handsome. Okay. But he's, let's see how he acts.

Tara 17:37

Is he a dickhead? So

saun 17:39

there's different, is he nice Pandora's boxes that we both, yeah, on both sex sides that we have to decide on

kelly 17:45

how we react. I think you, you can always, you should be at to the point where you can feel like if it's gonna be okay, but if you haven't even, talk to somebody for a whole day and you're getting that pick, you are like, why is that happening?

saun 17:59

I guess I just, if it from a guy's perspective, I just wait until I get a picture sent to me. Like surprise boob pics or something. That shit's happened before. Whoa.

Tara 18:08

Why do

saun 18:08

women get by with that though? It's because we just like, like it because

Tara 18:12

guys fucking love that shit. They eat that shit up with a spoon. Listen,

saun 18:16

don't do that to a fucking guy that you're trying to be serious with. No ladies, perk up and listen. Get serious here. Guys will label you mentally before they'll even confront you about it 'cause they're insecure and controlling the minute they even have a conflict. So they know in the beginning if a chick's doing that shit right off the bat too quick, we, we've labeled that. I don't know if that's wife, so if you're trying to be wife, be real reserved about shit like that. Don't give your, don't give up yourself too quickly. Guys, we think, like you guys, the women too in a different aspect, but. You're gonna get respect when you're forcing them to earn it. You see what I'm saying?

Tara 18:50

Patience is a virtue. Very, yeah. You wanna fuck, but don't keep your legs closed. Don't you think a guy likes

saun 18:55

that? Yeah. The guy wants to fuck likes that. That's

Tara 18:57

all they wanna do is fuck

saun 18:59

the guys that wanna fuck one that reaction. That means he's, that's all he's probably after. That's all he's

Tara 19:03

looking for. So

saun 19:04

that answers your questions, ladies. Look at the motive. He's, they're never quiet about it. Men are blunt. For the most part. Especially on a dating site, for Christ's sakes. Oh

kelly 19:12

yeah. Everybody's

saun 19:12

different in person okay. For instance okay, you get in a conversation with somebody and you guys seem so comfortable talking to each other openly. You meet in person, it all starts over again, doesn't it? You're not as open as she was on the phone or on the messages.

Tara 19:26

Yeah.

saun 19:29

Come on now.

Tara 19:29

Those are keyboard warriors. Those are the ones that talk a lot of shit. And then in person, they can't back it up. I feel like a lot of guys are like that in bed too. Same

saun 19:37

with women

Tara 19:38

like.

saun 19:39

I can stand woman's personality if she's gonna be good or not

Tara 19:41

really? How?

saun 19:43

Because it's sex. Sign language.

Tara 19:46

Oh. Look, he's over here shaking his head like, yeah, I know all about it.

saun 19:49

How about fun? All confident? I'm finishing my first strawberry margarita, by the way. Why don't you guys are drinking on

Tara 19:53

I'm right behind it. But

saun 19:56

don't edit that. Alright, we're back. We're back.

Tara 20:00

What? Kelly, you got talking to the microphone.

kelly 20:04

Are you touching drinking?

Tara 20:05

Yes.

kelly 20:06

Hate you.

Tara 20:08

We are drinking strawberry margaritas that I made with

saun 20:12

fresh squeezed lime strawberry margarita. These messages are provided by Talking Taboo with Tara and we are back with Talking Taboo with Tara, the OG queen. Keeping it clean but dirty.

Tara 20:33

Keeping it dirty. That's more like it. Keeping it real, but yet dirty.

saun 20:36

Yeah. Let's keep it dirty guys. Keep it dirty. Dirty.

kelly 20:39

I don't like dick pics. I'm just saying

Tara 20:42

I, I agree. I think that they're not serious looking for a relationship. I think they're looking for a hookup.

saun 20:51

Listen, then, did the initiative and the hints are already exposed. No real man that's trying to get with somebody forever is gonna throw a dick. P I'm just, I, come on.

Tara 21:01

No, they're not.

saun 21:01

Every fellow that's listening on here can agree with me when they have an agenda towards a female or just a basic agenda. Some guys that just seriously just want a sex buddy to have, or maybe just the one night or a forever. The initiative is different every time.

kelly 21:16

You know what happened to me one time? I was on Facebook back in the day when it first started, everybody started getting on and I, accepted my friends and a messenger. He sent me a straight up, full naked picture. Mind you, this guy is like skinny as a fucking pole. It just, I was like, whoa. I was not expecting that. Damn man.

Tara 21:42

Yeah. I wasn't expecting to get the ones that I got either.

saun 21:46

You got a wavy dick and shit looking like the dragons curl in Kentucky, you understand that all the bikers are proud when they ride that trail. There's like a snake, a dragon. They called the dragons curve or something.

Tara 21:58

Oh, it might've been

saun 21:59

funnier if I would've said that initially with the joke, but I like the nests. It's making an s. Yeah.

kelly 22:05

About how does

saun 22:07

the ladies feel about curved penises?

kelly 22:10

I've seen that bike trail.

Tara 22:11

I've never really had a curved penis. The wine points I've had are fat.

saun 22:17

My point's still 11 o'clock, a little bit

Tara 22:19

11. Like it,

saun 22:21

yeah, I shoot to the left a little bit.

Tara 22:22

Seriously?

kelly 22:23

Yeah, I was thinking about it.

Tara 22:26

I don't know. Most of mine have either been really fat, in average about five or six inches or long straight. Uncut never to the left or to the right. I always, how's it hanging? And they'll say to the left or to the right, but you's actually curs to the left.

saun 22:48

There's a girl. Yeah. There's a slight curve. Maybe you may not notice it from your end, but I look down and I see it.

Tara 22:56

Oh,

saun 22:56

it's like an alignment on a vehicle. That's when you let go of the wheel. It goes one way.

Tara 23:00

So you're saying if you're having sex with your partner, she wouldn't be able to tell. Now

saun 23:03

if I bend it upright, erect, it'll look straight.

Tara 23:07

Oh really?

saun 23:08

If I let it slap back and hit my belly button. Oh, it reaches your belly button. Sheila got her eyeballs rolled out of her head and went back into her eye sockets.

Tara 23:17

No,

saun 23:17

that's like my favorite fucking

Tara 23:19

thing. I don't know what it is. I think it's sexy when a guy's cock reaches his belly button. I don't know what it is.

saun 23:25

It used to when I had a flatter stomach. I can't make a curve anymore.

kelly 23:31

We feel ya. We feel ya. We're getting older.

saun 23:36

Yeah. One time it did.

kelly 23:40

My ex had a curvy dick.

Tara 23:41

Really? You've had curvy dicks before? 'cause I know last episode we was talking about pussies. So yeah, dicks.

kelly 23:48

Yeah. My ex had to hang a little more, I think to the right. Yeah. It's been a long time, but I can tell when I'm on top.

Tara 23:59

Really?

kelly 24:00

Yeah. You just have to hit it a different way. There's some girls that's

saun 24:04

got,

kelly 24:06

You just slanted

Tara 24:07

vaginas

saun 24:07

Yeah.

Tara 24:08

Yeah. You know when you get that, I've heard of them.

saun 24:13

When you get a big fat bag of pennies and you drop 'em and hit the ground and it slaps and boom, it's lump you on one side of the other. That's what it reminds me of.

Tara 24:21

Your analogies cracked me the fuck up. Yeah, sure, sure. Bag of pennies. Yeah, it's really thick on one side and you're hitting walls on the other. I don't care either way. Honestly, as long as you're getting it, you don't care. I don't

saun 24:35

fucking eat that shit up. Is that true? I'm actually under the hood when I'm in there, so it's a metaphor.

Tara 24:45

Okay, so is it true a guy will pretty much sleep with any woman if he can't? No.

saun 24:51

No, and I'm a horn dog. I don't sleep with anybody. It just ain't. There's just some people that give you the I two like us guys can get the I two.

Tara 24:59

Oh, okay.

saun 25:00

If large Marge came by and hit on me, she jumped out her 18 wheeler and she's got fucking tattoos like me, and she fucking kicks dudes asses and shit, figured it out of her fucking mouth, and knows how to drop a transmission in the parking lot and fix it. It

kelly 25:14

does that

saun 25:15

person. Okay.

Tara 25:17

That sounds more like a lesbian, but, okay.

saun 25:19

Hey, there's women who I would think are and hit on me like a motherfucker. Really? I thought you liked women. And that's why I'd open up to 'em. 'cause I'm thinking they wouldn't fuck me if I threw it out to 'em, regardless of what they look like, but sometimes you get fooled.

Tara 25:34

Okay. Yeah. I guess you're right.

saun 25:36

Yep. I had a friend, lesbian lady, she's been lesbian all her life, but she calls me handsome. I, she's been with the dude maybe a couple times in her whole entire life, but she always, you're attractive.

Tara 25:45

Don't even,

saun 25:45

I'm okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm exceptable,

Tara 25:51

whatever. It's

saun 25:52

an aging thing,

Tara 25:53

oh, 'cause you're turning gray. I'm

saun 25:54

going into the silver fox stage. Yeah. That's

Tara 25:57

sexy.

saun 25:57

Yeah.

Tara 25:59

What's wrong with that?

saun 26:01

Nothing. I'm seeming I'm seeing, I'm enjoying it. Are you? Yeah.

Tara 26:05

There you go.

saun 26:07

Aging's. Not so bad sometimes.

Tara 26:09

No. We're supposed to be like fine wine.

saun 26:12

Yeah. Being smarter is having a little more power. I get ran random neck pains and back pains every now and then. Nothing crazy. Nothing stops me. I take pain and go on guys. If you're getting older out there and you're in your forties, I'm about to hit 46. I played a full court game of basketball a week ago. I traveled across country and hiked for fucking two weeks straight, nearly, of course, with the exception of sleep. I did a show last night. I co-host a show today. I'm co-hosting this show now.

Tara 26:45

Damn. You did all that?

saun 26:47

Yeah.

Tara 26:48

That's where you've been.

saun 26:50

My recent trip, I'm just saying, the things I do, I just, I stay moving, I work out too. I've been taking the weights back up, but I work out at home. I don't do no public gym shit no more.

Tara 26:59

Okay.

saun 27:00

Yeah.

Tara 27:02

I noticed you posted one of your video, one of your photos of when you were really big in muscular.

saun 27:06

Yes. That was my prime. I got a recent one too. And you said there's like a little definition lost here and there and I gained a few inches on the stomach, waist size, but now I'm trying to rewind. It's time to rewind fellas. No better feeling than getting a little muscle behind you. I'm telling you. There you go. It's a, it's a survival thing, a sex thing too. Stamina in the bed. You want more stamina, workout 20 times a day, two times a week.

Tara 27:34

I was gonna say, yeah, if you definitely want sex stamina, you're gonna have to and also lengthen your dick. They say the bigger your stomach gets. The more length you lose. Yeah. I, when I send

saun 27:45

out more, my dixie's bigger really the skin retracts between my legs. Like when your thighs retract and all the, your body fat starts to shrink back. You're actually getting a little more linkage. Because I noticed when I was down, I was like, why does it look like I got a third leg? I was about to write a book with me walking in the sand and there's like a straight line between my legs and call it Trails in the Sand by Peter Dragon. Oh my God, where do you come

Tara 28:12

up with

saun 28:13

this shit? That's the shit, yo. I know. I'm like, I don't have nothing like that. That's just funny as fucking thing though. That be funny though, realistically. Yeah, when you lose weight, that's why skinny dudes probably seem like they are bigger because a dick just stays the way it is. I don't know. When looks dick's, like not fat,

Tara 28:33

when it looks like a third leg. Yeah, it's pretty fucking big. When it's nine and 10 inches long, mine is

saun 28:38

thick and. It's six and four. That's just too big. At best, it starts

Tara 28:41

to hurt after they get too big. I, yeah.

kelly 28:44

Chris's dad was eight inches. He was pretty big.

saun 28:48

That's a beast. But it's all not necessary.

kelly 28:54

It's not. Depends on, I've watched

saun 28:56

enough porn to know that what guys are doing in there. They're like, they're not even burying it. You don't have to with a female, you can go halfway in and just hit the trigger. And it's up, it's in and then up. Just take a boomerang and put it right side up. Guys. That's that. That's your map. Go in, in, up, in and up and then tease the head on the hole. Go pop it in and out. You know when you just start off with sex and you pop it in, fuck around with that area a little bit and then just bury it on her real quick and see how she acts.

Tara 29:23

Oh that? Yeah. Depending on how hard you put it in that shit. Shit hurts.

saun 29:28

Keep, I'm guessing.

Tara 29:29

Gotta be gentle and try not to nut it early.

saun 29:33

we had a conversation on this like the why guys take too long.

kelly 29:36

Be gentle enough.

Tara 29:37

A lot of guys come within minutes, so I don't wanna hear that shit. There's only some of you that can, I have that can have the stamina. There's only some of you, not all of

saun 29:46

You wanna know. It keeps a guy being able to not get off quick like that. Just keep him satisfied. If you keep him nothing, he'll last as long as you need him to, or quick as you need him to go.

Tara 29:57

Yeah. True.

saun 29:58

That's why I masturbate sometimes. I masturbate before a date.

Tara 30:01

Yeah.

saun 30:02

Yep.

Tara 30:03

It helps. Then they're not horny because I'm not trying either.

saun 30:05

They're not getting the pheromones of my

Tara 30:08

your horniness.

saun 30:09

No. Women have estrogen. We have

Tara 30:12

testosterone.

saun 30:12

Testosterone. Okay. So our sex is, that's our invisible energy that we don't see. And we're not connected, but that's when you're feeling somebody, you're feeling each other. You got the estrogen, you got the testosterone mixing together. It's a pheromone you know what I mean?

Tara 30:26

Pussies put off pheromones, pussy juice.

saun 30:29

It does good. Pheromones. I wonder if that's why I get high when I drink it and fuck it. It's what the fuck?

Tara 30:35

Yeah, because you guys just love it so much. You get high on it. It has to be y'all motherfucker spend nine months coming out of the pussy and spend the rest of your motherfucking lives climbing back up in it.

saun 30:46

Damn. Ain't that the truth? It is. I love pussy, man. I can't help it. It's just, I don't know. I've been a freak since I was 13. I just like 14. I discovered masturbating by accident.

Tara 31:05

Oh, then, fuck, eight, seven or eight I started masturbating. Really? Yeah.

saun 31:10

Did it work? Oh yeah. You can't come eight years old. Guess the fuck you can you? Yeah. I couldn't bust until I was 13 or 14.

Tara 31:17

Really

saun 31:18

couldn't. I was, I tried to 'cause all our friends was like, you ever done that before? You ever had a girl, give you a handy blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no. Then I try it myself and it's not working. I get bored and I'm like, this ain't, this is not, maybe I just don't like sex. Honestly thought that at one time in my teenage years and then fucking, I started experimenting and had my first girlfriend and that's all she gave me was hand jobs all the time.

Tara 31:43

Yeah, we talked about that. Kelly, what do you like jacuzzi tubs? Have you ever masturbated in a jacuzzi tub?

kelly 31:50

Yes, I have.

Tara 31:52

Isn't that the fucking best orgasm ever?

saun 31:54

Is it 'cause the bubbles?

Tara 31:55

No, it's because of the jet waters pushing so hard.

saun 31:59

Do you put your pussy up against it? Oh fuck yeah. And that gets you off. Yeah. How do think I started

Tara 32:03

masturbating. I start masturbating at eight years. Seven. Eight years old with the water faucet just laying my pussy up underneath it and letting the water fall on it.

saun 32:13

Yeah. See I can't visual it. 'cause you were a kid at the time so I can't visual it like that. But I guess I'm picking you now actually putting your ass up against the faucet and trying to get somewhere.

Tara 32:22

Yeah. My fat ass ain't fitting no more.

saun 32:25

Women use those like

Tara 32:26

Yeah, the hand showers. The

saun 32:27

hand shower things. Does that work too? Yeah. Wow. Depends.

Tara 32:30

Yeah.

saun 32:31

I gotta use the fucking conditioner. If I'm using anything in the bathroom.

kelly 32:34

I don't think the hand ones that move like that are really gr Really that good? Yeah.

Tara 32:39

They're not my favorite. I think they spray out too. Too hard. Ooh. And it like, it's too sharp. You can't pull

saun 32:44

back for distance and close your eyes and just. To the right. It's

Tara 32:47

too sharp and too hard. It comes out too hard. Like back in the day when it would just continuously come out, but now it's like it pulsates, so it's hard. So you like

saun 32:58

a guy's tongue flipping up and down like that? Just on the tip or just putting pressure and just one like that?

Tara 33:03

Look at him figuring me out quick. Wow. Yeah. I like his tongue to flip. You seen

saun 33:09

the analogy, right? Yeah. You press up against a little bit.

Tara 33:13

Yeah.

saun 33:13

And you're around a couple times. I like the sucking

Tara 33:16

sensation. I like when you suck and lick at the same time. That's what I like at the top of my click. Look at him thinking. Nothing to say now, huh? After you've done figured it out. Damn.

saun 33:29

I was just taking it all in,

Tara 33:30

Not literally. Yeah. As you can tell, we've never had sex. But we do make a great podcast show.

saun 33:37

We do. We're audio fucking trying to think of something that would match it and I'm like,

Tara 33:44

that, that worked perfect. Guys, don't forget to follow me on Facebook. Under Talking Taboo with Tara has its own Facebook page. Please go and follow it.

saun 33:56

Make sure you smash that light button. Smash that follow button. Don't miss out on the episodes on that Talking Taboo with Tara

Tara 34:02

every Wednesday.

saun 34:04

Let's get it popping and let's get off. Ooh. Ooh,

Tara 34:08

damn.

saun 34:09

Ooh. We gotta keep that phrase.

Tara 34:10

Ooh, let's get off.

saun 34:12

Let's get off. Alright, everybody keeps hear me. Repeat that one.

Tara 34:17

Do you know that I've had several people tell me that the show does rouse them.

saun 34:21

Really?

Tara 34:21

Yeah,

saun 34:23

because I'm pretty like explicit too, we all are, but yeah, I might say some things make people raise their eyes. Brows at first. But

Tara 34:29

I think it's very interesting and intriguing when I get feedback from my listeners, I love it because they tell me, they're like, oh, such and such. Like you, for you instance, I got feedback from women that I never even thought listened to the show.

saun 34:44

That's a turn on too, ladies. If you're listening to the show again and you were one of those ones that were out there typing that stuff up, I appreciate you to the fullest. All you all matter y all matter. Keep the comments coming. 'cause the more I hear stuff like that, the more I'm gonna show up on this show. And get dirty and get off on the Talking

Speaker 35:07

Welcome to The Talking Taboo with Tara podcast, where Tara presents the unfiltered interviews with guests about today's taboo topics. And now here's your host, Ms. Tara.

saun 35:34

Taboo Terrace show.

Tara 35:37

You're killing me. Put the tissue

saun 35:38

in my hand.

Tara 35:39

when the women started contacting me and they were like put a face to that voice we wanna know what he looks like. I'm like, because I talked about how attractive you are, and they're like we need to see. And I was like, okay, let's do a video.

saun 35:52

You are, you can also take photos from the Facebook too,

Tara 35:56

right? But you're here in studio. Might as well do a video That's a

saun 36:01

good little promo for you, for us, while, whatever,

Tara 36:04

we can do another one real quick. Simple, easy.

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