Talking Taboo with Tara: The Unfiltered Truth

Let's Talk About Sex Positions!

• John Ondo • Season 2 • Episode 17

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In this episode of 'The Talking Taboo with Tara' podcast, Tara and her guest engage in a candid discussion about various sexual positions, sharing personal preferences and anecdotes. They also touch upon the nuances and challenges of dating as a single parent, offering insights from both perspectives—those who have children and those who don't. The conversation covers topics such as the difficulty of finding a compatible partner, the importance of being straightforward about one's desires, and the dynamics of meshing with a partner's children. The episode wraps up with lighthearted exchanges about relationships, intimacy, and personal sexual experiences.

Speaker:

Welcome to The Talking Taboo with Tara podcast, where Tara presents the unfiltered=interviews with guests about today's taboo topics. And now here's your host, Ms. Tara.

Tara:

Sex positions. How many sex positions does an average person actually do? I'm gonna say five or six.

kelly:

An average.

Tara:

Yeah,

saun:

that's about right. That'd be my wild guess. What does basic fuckers do? They got two of them. That's a pretty basic one. You get on top, I get on top. Doggy style. Fucking cowgirl. Cowgirl, cowgirl don't play out that often. Okay.

Tara:

Sideways, laying in bed. Yeah, I like that. Standing up. I love that too. Standing up. But it's also still doggy, but I still like it.

saun:

Yeah, I guess it's, that's about how many you guys in your hand right now?

Tara:

I don't.

saun:

How many cocks would you count?

Tara:

All right, let's see. Missionary, doggy style on top for women, and then sideways. Oh, one leg up in the air. But that's still missionary.

saun:

That's just a different form. Missionary, yeah, there's quite a bit. I was never really into doing any acrobatic shit,

Tara:

that's still riding

saun:

though,

Tara:

guys wearing shirts with all the sex positions on them. You've seen those?

saun:

I have seen those. Those are pretty fucking cool. I like those shirts. Yeah. It looks like a bathroom sign. Like kind.

Tara:

Yeah, I've seen different ones,

saun:

like multiple. My brother had this shirt with a fucking wiener dog playing the drums and says, my wiener likes to bang. I thought, oh shit was sweet.

kelly:

Christian friendly sex positions. 300 positions. I just don't,

Tara:

how in the fuck is there 300 sex positions? That makes no fucking sense.

kelly:

Karma Sutra for beginners it's two plus. So they're saying 200 for two. Soldier,

Tara:

Missionary. Which doggy style.

kelly:

Alright, they're staining

Tara:

up or on your knees? There's laying in bed on your side. What fucking else is there? I'm looking at him talking to him.

saun:

Every little extra sex. Move is gonna relate to the basic six that we're mentioning at five, right?

Tara:

With one leg up in the air, one leg down, both legs up in the air.

saun:

You can, yeah, the guy can hold the girl by the ankles, but it's still another form of missionary,

Tara:

right?

saun:

As long as he's on top. On top, you. She's on top. I like the scissor kind of deal, like where a girl puts her knee up and she's laying on her side, but the guy's still on top. Like he's about to do missionary uhhuh, so it's a halfway between missionary and doggy style. Okay. I don't know what you call that. I don't know either, but you can give some awesome angles with that one.

kelly:

This one. Okay. There's a helicopter one.

Tara:

I've heard of that. That's

saun:

why they bounce and keep turning. That's, I wouldn't wanna do something dumb like that. I, that doesn't

Tara:

even seem like it would be

saun:

Bam. Just keep spitting them and as she bounces,

Tara:

yeah. I'd just be like, I guess another position is when they're so fucking tiny, you can pick'em up and bounce'em up and down on your cuff. Yeah.

saun:

Little people's sex, like putting some up against the wall and fucking'em like that. Yeah,

Tara:

I've done that. I don't, I never found it. No.'cause eventually you're gonna, the guys legs are gonna get

saun:

jello leg and Right.

Tara:

And then I'm trying to keep myself up at the same time and trying to bounce. That's a young people,

saun:

fuck. I did that in my twenties

Tara:

when bounce and fuck at the same time

kelly:

when people are in swings too, you can do all kinds of different things that way.

saun:

I like a bed when it's just high enough below the waist where someone can be on their back and I could stand straight up. There's so much fucking control there listen up to that. You, if you can get a girl to the edge of the bed, stand up. There's so much leverage, there's so much speed and slow downs you can pull on. It's great.

kelly:

Sideways. 69.

Tara:

Yeah, that's what I said. Sideways. That's just a 69. But

saun:

that's the original 69. I

Tara:

like the girl on top 69. I mean it just same. The

saun:

same. I feel like both parties get better angle.

Tara:

Yeah.'cause when you're sideways, when you're laying on your side and you're trying to fucking, it's like I can't get one arm I gotta use both arms.

saun:

But the girl's too short. Then it's harder for the guy to get up.

Tara:

Oh yeah. I didn't think about that.'cause I'm a tall bitch.

saun:

So it's easier if somebody's taller.

Tara:

Okay. So I guess I never thought about that. Yeah.

saun:

So just picture yourself on me. They got to where, they're out. They're at my spot. I've gotta get like this

Tara:

cause they're so short,

saun:

Yeah.

kelly:

Oh. I found a position that I used to like that. I never knew the name of it. Okay. It's called the Lotus. This one requires some flexibility, but it's worth it. You have your partner sit with their legs crossed, then lower yourself onto their lap. As you wrap both legs and arms around their body, roll back and forth together and prepare for total bliss.

Tara:

Now that sounds entertaining.

saun:

That's pretty much the sit upright You both are sitting upright. So if you look at the legs flared out both ways. It looks like a lotus. You're like the pedals in the center, and then you have the open pedals in the legs. That's smart. I like that. I've done that.

kelly:

I like that too. It is.

saun:

It's better when you're really into somebody for that move. Move, I think.

kelly:

Sure.

saun:

Facing each other and you're eating each other's face, that's a romantic move.

kelly:

The love seat. Have your lovers sit at the edge of the bed or couch, run a chair, then sit on their lap facing away, clear your feet on the ground and lower yourself into your partner's penis or strap on now bounce up and down and grind side to side and around it. Like a lap dance. I've

Tara:

done that one many times. That's a cowgirl

saun:

on the couch. All it is. Yeah.

Tara:

That's just the sitting position of cowgirl. Done that. That is one of my faves. When I was younger, when I had good knees,

saun:

I'm such a whore.

Tara:

Now my knees are fucked up, so not so much. But yeah, I used to love that position.

saun:

Yes. Older folks are just doggy style. You on top or I'm I on top

Tara:

or missionary,

saun:

yeah, we're standing up that,

Tara:

That's when you guess that's all

saun:

you really fucking need. If you can't, if you can't have bundling, just that anyway.

Tara:

I do like lazy sex. I do call it lazy sex where you lay in bed on both, on your sides and Yeah, that's what I'm, he's from behind. I'm fucking tired,

saun:

but I really wanna get off really bad. And instead of you

Tara:

that's lazy sex, but it's, I love

saun:

That's,

kelly:

you just find that little,

saun:

it's unexpected kind of.

kelly:

Here's one. It's called the Butterfly, which it's not, very complicated, but I never knew it was called the butterfly. But it's great for deep penetration. You lie back your hips at the edge of the bed, while you're significant other stance in front of you, as your partner enters you, you're free to lay back, relax, enjoy, or join in the action for even more stimulation. Rest your ankles on their shoulders, lift your hips a few inches off the bed. That gives you a totally new angle and create even more stimulation.

saun:

Okay,

Tara:

now see, I think some of these positions actually might be able to find a woman's G spot. Like it's hard. They say it's right up and, but all dicks go straight in. Not up. No.

saun:

When we get hard, it's not going straight out. It's going inverted vertically.

Tara:

You think?

saun:

I know

kelly:

it is

saun:

a dick. Don't go straight out if it's fully erect. Okay, let's say full on morning. Hard on, it's rising up like this 90 degree. No. When a penis is fully erect, it's not straight out. It's vertically upright.

kelly:

I knew that.

saun:

So in essence, when you go in, you should be naturally going that direction.

kelly:

That's why I like being on top.

Tara:

Then why does it feel like it's just going straight in and out on me then?

saun:

Are you, when you ride, do you hop up and down? Are you riding, shifting left? I just, I

Tara:

like my feet to be under his ass when I'm riding him.

saun:

That could be a problem.

Tara:

No, I, that's, it's what I like because when my feet, when I'm up on my knees or up on my feet,'cause I like that one too. Yeah. And I grab the back of the headboard and bounce up and down like froggy. Oh, that's

saun:

nice. There you go.

Tara:

Yeah, I like that. But again, my knees can only take so much. I can only do it for so long. I, but what was I saying

saun:

like you put your feet under his ass and all that shit.

Tara:

I feel like some of these positions actually hit the spot. Where I actually can't get off by having sex. That's what I was trying to say.

saun:

Does the guy need to be deep inside you to get you off? No. Or does it, can he just half dick it a little bit and tease you?

Tara:

I don't know. It's it's like I like missionary, but I don't want any laying on me, but I want him to come over and hit my clit when he is fucking me. Which is hard.

saun:

What do you mean? Hit your clit while he is fucking you?

Tara:

Yeah. With his dick.

saun:

That can be done.

Tara:

Yeah, I know. It can

saun:

got picture it like this,

Tara:

right?

saun:

Instead of

Tara:

Yeah. Easier said than done. Okay.

saun:

No it's simple. That's gonna be a missionary where your legs are back for pretty far. To a la a laxing point. You don't have to be a pretzel, but I'm just saying the further,'cause I gonna say that shit hurts that just a long too go. You should be able to lower that spot so he can trigger it just saying that's a matter of playing around with your partner and figuring out where that's at and how he can get to it and then he needs to memorize that.

Tara:

Interesting.

saun:

Yeah, you did.

kelly:

I was absorbing it. Do you

saun:

have a guy that you wanna do the Lotus too? No.

Tara:

What's your favorite sex positions? Yeah. What kind of positions do you like? You said you Lotus Okay. You like the Lotus.

kelly:

I like all sex positions, honestly. But she just likes sex. I do.

Tara:

Mine's doggy because I gotta fucking play with my clit so I can get off

saun:

there you have it. She just answered her own question.

kelly:

You can't get off being on top of somebody.

Tara:

No, it is so she gets so hard for me to have orgasm.

saun:

She gets off at the clitoris

Tara:

but I have gotten off having sex one time.

saun:

That guy needs to eat you out or rub you out, get you off before he gets in there. So whether he nuts early or not, it's still a win-win baby. Better. Better scoop up that happy meal. Yeah, because

Tara:

mine's slimy. Mine.

saun:

What's slimy?

Tara:

My cu Like when I have an orgasm, like white lotion, sometimes it can be because

saun:

I've had some girls do that, but sometimes I don't see it from starting girls

Tara:

sometimes. But mine's more like snot, like it's stretchy and stringy and

saun:

oh my god, sticky. Just keep some tissues by the bed. Do a little swipe and keep going.

Tara:

My shit is as fuck. It's stringy and if I stood up, it would, you could see it drip down. Like it

saun:

Sappy? Yeah. Sappy. Oh yeah.

Tara:

That's more like it. Sappy.

saun:

Sappy. Nice. And

Tara:

what about your cu Kelly? What is yours Like?

saun:

Yeah, what is your cu like? Kelly?

kelly:

My shit gets slippery.

Tara:

Slippery. Everybody gets wet. But what does your actually cu look like?

kelly:

It's regular comb.

Tara:

She's I don't know, bitch.

saun:

Regular comb? Yeah. Cu

Tara:

She's not that into her own. See, I like the taste of myself. Have you ever tasted yourself, Kelly?

saun:

No. Oh, he is asking me motherfucker. No.

Tara:

No, I wasn't gonna ask you.

saun:

You'll have to ask the other girls who swallowed it. I don't know. Of

kelly:

course I have, but

Tara:

no,

kelly:

I enjoy it.

Tara:

I do not me. I must be like going a million. I like the way I taste like after a guy fucks me, I like to suck his dick because I like the way I taste. It tastes that good to me.

saun:

She'd be like, Kelly, call me back. I'm eating. You never really thought to read into that.

Tara:

You're fucking funny. See, I've had several men tell me I taste very good. Like I have a taste that you'll never forget. So you got

saun:

a nice clean area and stuff.

Tara:

It's sweet. I'm just very advanced. Alright guys, I'm about to

saun:

do a taste test. You guys ready?

kelly:

What's really funny is that's what I've been told too so you think. So just make me think about that shit.

Tara:

Yeah. I think mine is,'cause I drink Mountain Dew all the time. Every day

saun:

I'm a squirter. I come I shoot.

Tara:

Do you? Yeah. That's what your comes like you, you're a big time squirter how far do you squirt

saun:

from where I'm at to you right now? For real. I can get you from here. Not in the eyes, because he's looking at me like I can't do it. I could.

Tara:

Seriously? Okay. We're gonna have to find out.

saun:

Hell, you might have to. There he goes. I'm dropping my, no, I'm kidding.

Tara:

Okay, so that's pretty fucking far. We're like three feet away. If I was,

saun:

I at least hit your foot. At least at minimum.

Tara:

See, okay, you are aquir then.

saun:

Sometimes it's just one big shot and a few trickles at the end.

Tara:

So if you're over top of a woman and you're, you're jacking off and you're gonna come, would it hit her face? Or would it just land? What This he in again, just missionary

saun:

oh, like I'm pulling out Basically,

Tara:

yeah, you're pulling out and you're about to, if I angle it

saun:

down, I can go for the stomach, but if I just, if I'm just straight up not trying. Yeah, they can get to your face.

Tara:

Ooh, okay. You can to your face, now is it white had creamy, I had a white

saun:

fucking square in the eye from being on top of her waist. Stringy,

Tara:

clear, thick.

saun:

It depends if I'm hydrated or not, I guess because it can differential, it can sometimes it'll just come out in one big fucking blob, and then you got a couple little shots after that coming out.

Tara:

Okay. That's thin.

saun:

Yeah. Or sometimes it's that real light. Squirt.

Tara:

Oh,

saun:

squirt.

Tara:

Oh, nice. Drip,

saun:

drip.

Tara:

Oh, that's a good orgasm then, right?

saun:

That's a fucking good one. If I throb come like where my shit's jumping and it just boom, and there's a shot. Every time you just hit the fucking gold, you hit the bonus round. Progressive.

Tara:

Damn.

saun:

Oh, all right. We're back guys.

Tara:

His Facebook expressions are priceless. They are priceless. I'm being

saun:

entertaining for you guys for the Talking Taboo Tarot Show is fucking live and hot, and we're in here getting off. You wish. I know.

Tara:

So you don't have kids? So you don't know what it's like to date with teenagers?

saun:

Are you sure?

Tara:

Really?

saun:

You mean oh, okay. Do you have step from a biological standpoint? No.

Tara:

Okay. So you have step kids.

saun:

I had step kids,

Tara:

okay. But you from all

saun:

ages

Tara:

and dating their parents wasn't always easy, was it?

saun:

No, definitely not. But it is gonna take a special guide that can overcome that.'cause. But even within your personal life now you addressed to me, I'm not gonna air all the dirty laundry, but you gave me a brief description. And this probably goes on with a lot of households where the mother's single, she would like to have somebody around to spend time with. The kids got their school and video games and friends. What's mom gonna do? Yeah. Mom still has needs,

Tara:

Mom is stuck at home cooking, cleaning, and taking care of their ass. But yeah, mom's needs are not getting met. Mom doesn't get out to go out and have fun. Mom doesn't get adult conversation, which is one of the things I crave is adult fucking conversation.

saun:

That's why you like this podcast so much. I guess it's mom time.

Tara:

It's mom time.

saun:

Everybody put your fist in the air. If you're mom supporting moms speak to the mountain tops and putting your fist to the sky. You got lightning bolts striking on each side of you and shit. I got needs too bitch.

Tara:

So they need fulfilled. When you're meeting these women it can be difficult, like I said, I'm sure. What's some of the cases that you've dealt with? She, being on the other foot, because I'm the single mom. I just started dating again. Heck,

saun:

And that can ruined somebody like. And this is coming from a guy who don't have the kids of his own. So the perspective might be slightly off from the norm. Most people do have kids,

Tara:

right? Usually, but the same

saun:

difficulty still apply because from a man's perspective, like for me personally, and I'll go back to the general, but for me personally, I step into it. A woman might think that I'm maybe a little less than a man or maybe not as mature or grown up because I never took those steps of being married or being a parent. That was choice. I would, call it selfish, but I was, I've been chasing dreams all my life. I didn't want to be a nobody, I didn't want to just hit a time clock. There was a lot of things I just thought I could get more outta life, because it, I think it might stem from my way I grew up, my mother was married five times and I got a stepbrother, that's why my grandmother in California told me, she goes, I don't blame you, honey. I don't blame you for not having a family. I wouldn't either. I'm like, look what it's done to everybody, look what it's done to everybody. Nobody regrets their kids. They love'em to death. Once that happens a parent always tells me, since I don't know when they have a kid, once you get stressed out before they're born, you're still in the loop of not being a parent. You just have your child in your stomach and you gotta watch what you do and can't smoke and so on. But when a kid's born, they said there's nothing like it. I don't know what that's but I heard it. And so when I go into a female's life and she's got kids, sometimes they're difficult and that can push a man away in a fucking heartbeat. Especially somebody like myself. I can trade, I can just not give up my free life and keep doing what I do. Then to. Take the bills off your hands too, or half of'em or however, what agreement they're and then deal with a kid who doesn't like me a house that I pay money for. So guys are thinking like that. Guys are not thinking from the emotional standpoint, they're thinking from the logical standpoint. It's just a bad contract to sign. There's two teenagers who don't fucking want me here. They don't want me dating their mother or three teenagers. How many you got or whatever kids.'cause they don't have to be teenagers. It could be as low as toddlers. They're gonna be less understanding. But the way to win him over to the guy just needs to show who he really is, especially if he's a good person and just break the mold. And I've done that before. I almost give up on somebody almost fucking outright, give up on somebody and the kid starts liking me and it's almost too late.'cause I done program myself not to open up anymore and I'm just going the other direction.'cause this is not worth the trade off. So if you can't break the mold with the child, you can't just, there's just absolutely no way and you're just. Maybe you're just a piece of shit, or maybe you don't respect their mother and they know it, or they might their intuitions might be Right. And they have, the guy needs to know that the mom's gonna listen to their kids.

kelly:

My standpoint with, being a single mom and dating with my daughter when she was younger, even in her teenage years, she just recently apologized to me because she was so mean and nasty to everybody that I dated because she didn't wanna hear me. And that was part of the reason why I haven't been in a long-term relationship like I have. You know what I mean? But,

Tara:

You have but you haven't.

kelly:

And it's because they hold back, because, she's outta control and acting in the way that she's acting. Nobody wants to put up with that kind of stuff.

saun:

No, but the kids have to understand something too. And it's normal for a kid not to spare their thoughts and think mom's got, needs, them needs. You know what I'm saying?

Tara:

They know they don't

saun:

even have to enter that world themselves yet, or they're just figuring that out. No, but

Tara:

my kids know because I'm vocal, so I tell them,

saun:

you as a parent have to take the reins and say, look, like it or not, these are my roles as of now. This is, hey, this is not your forever plan. You'll be an adult someday. You can leave or you can stay, but you gotta respect this person because now they're in their life and he actually helps this whole household out. Hold up the bills and make it more possible so they can have better things too. It also helps the man too, so he's not paying full rent for a place, living all it. It's hard for anybody to live by themselves completely.

Tara:

Oh yeah. Definitely

saun:

in human nature and within the government, all that combined, we play off of what comes natural to us. Reproduce, have kids, family, marriage, whatever desires us to have you have in life and stuff. You

kelly:

know what the plan is, Tara,

Tara:

what?

kelly:

My plan is to marry a rich man right now and I'm gonna buy the house. Good luck with

Tara:

that my love. Good luck with that.

kelly:

That house right across from you, that nice ass house. Buy the house. I never

Tara:

went for money. Never.

saun:

Yeah. And ladies don't do that shit sometimes

kelly:

saying I would wanted to live by you. That's all.

Tara:

I never went for money. I'm actually looking for my soulmate, my, my twin flame, my other half, my ying, my yang, my best friend. And easier said than done. But you're talking about going about fighting a rich guy. Good luck, man. Love. Listen,

saun:

I'm gonna tell you something ladies, if you think you're gonna get that guy, forget about it. I don't know what level you're on, but a lot of ladies out there shopping beyond their price range. The guy the guy that everybody, or the girl that everybody wants is that guy who's tall, dark, handsome, six figure plus. That's a very small 1% of everybody that exists out there is actually balling. Big dick. No tan, tall, nice car, good personality. It's just it. That guy is fucking any bitch he wants if he's already at that point.

Tara:

Yeah, you're sure you're a

saun:

crab in the bucket. Yeah. I'm sorry. Crab. He's a player for sure okay, so take that in mind. Quit shooting so fucking high. Some women and men shop beyond their price ranges. They're hitting on girls that are tens that go to the gym. They fucking got an education, they're working. They got a fucking Aldi, and here you are in some beat up truck with fucking teeth missing. Hey girl, wanna Fuck you Think he's gonna hit that? Hell no. No. So we gotta be realistic. Don't shop beyond your price frames. Relate to somebody. Find somebody that's, somewhere in the realm of your level. Maybe not nobody's ever equal, but a biker bitch should be with a biker dude. Does it make sense?

Tara:

Yeah. Find your medium, find your medal. Find your medium.

saun:

Yeah. Some, there's just different rate waves to ride. Find out one you can surf and then ride it.

Tara:

It so rough with meeting the person that you've truly trying to find because you have no children and you have to meet these women that already have children. I see. After their dad passed away, I started seeing someone and I knew it wasn't gonna work because he was an alcoholic. So I knew it was just a fling. But then I did meet someone and I really did like them. And then I find out that, they like drugs more or they started liking drugs more than they like me. It was like, okay, that's a breaker. So two years later I, not doing nothing with no one strictly just being single for two years trying to by myself. And then I start putting myself out there and start wanting to be in a relationship, I guess you could say, or seeing someone or having fun, whatever the case may be. But then my kid comes to me and who are you talking to on the phone? I'm like just somebody I met dah. They're like, are you dating again? And this is my son. And I'm like, why? He's because you don't need him. He's you do so much better without him. Alls they do is cause problems and drama and da dah. He's mom, you're so much better off by yourself.

saun:

It's a great, it's probably tougher for the female in this situation, depending on who's coming into whose life, right?'cause it could be different. It could be your kids with the biological father and he has the kids and you come into his life. This can go backwards, obviously. And historically that's, it has been why I'm trying to

Tara:

get your point of view because you have no kids.

saun:

So

Tara:

you're on the opposite side of it.

saun:

I always respect if I date with somebody with kids, which was most of the time you gotta think kids have been, women that I've been messing around with has been having kids since the nineties. Even when I was leaving high school, I got knocked up, close to high school and, Hey, you have to accept me and this is a package deal. I went through all that, right? And then as I got older, it got a little easier because at my age, most of their kids are usually past the elementary stage and middle school stage. They're pretty much in high school or and above. But your kids are older, they're, yeah. They're seasoned. They're learning to get grown up and Right. Get in the real world out there, then that, then they'll understand why you're with that significant other. The best. My daughter understands the best. She's got a

Tara:

boyfriend.

saun:

So she understands. She understands. She's the older one, right? She's the oldest. Okay.

Tara:

And then my son,

saun:

I'm gonna have to get some shit kickers to wear around her sometime. Because she told me I should get some, so maybe I'm gonna play a joke. I'm gonna dress how I do and I'm gonna put some cowboy boots. Oh, she's gonna love it. I said, I just did what you told me to do. You're right.

Tara:

She'll love that she loves cover boots and

saun:

over. That's what I'm saying, guys, get creative, man. It's not hard if you just don't be quiet all the time too. Try to talk if you can. Because out try to get to know the kids. Yeah. Just do something to talk to'em. It's, it could be easier. And you think if you just,

Tara:

if you find out what the kids are interested in, like my son is into transformers, you can't go wrong. Talk to'em about transporters. Oh, I can relate

saun:

to our daughter. I gotta do is bring another box spring to burn over here and she'll be my friend again. Any kind of wood. Yes. Boots in a box spring and I, she's my best friend.

Tara:

Yeah. That's how easy it is to connect with these people.

saun:

Look, I got shit kickers in a box spring to burn.

Tara:

You just gotta figure out, you gotta

saun:

roll homie. Or what?

Tara:

Yeah, you just gotta figure out what the kids' interests are and if you are really interested in that girl and whatnot and go from there. But if

saun:

somebody likes you a lot, they'll let it be known. It's a natural reaction. But if somebody's slacking all the time they're not putting any effort in. It's just basically turn around and go the other direction.'cause this is, it's pointless.

Tara:

If they're not consistent, move forward.

saun:

Just move forward.

Tara:

And that's what I've learned. If they're not consistent and they don't do what they say they're gonna do, move on to the next one. Yeah. It's a, there's so many fish in the sea, it's not funny.

saun:

People are flaky guys, you guys know this as well as I do. People are fucking stupid, flaky. And I give somebody a couple times to do that shit to me and then I'm like, you know what? Cool. I stopped being rude. That's one thing I changed about myself. I used to be like, I don't know. I might go off the deep end and be like, oh, you fucking must not like me then. Or I just say something that sounds insecure and I just, man, that's gone. That's fucking so far gone. If you don't like me, you don't like me. If you do right,

Tara:

I'll know it. You're comfortable in your skin. You're comfortable with yourself.

saun:

I'm kind, I'm comfortable enough. You know what I mean? You've been

Tara:

single for a long time, so you know who you are and what you want and what you're looking for.

saun:

Yeah. I got needs too and everybody's different and something's I'm not like that or. This is what I'm looking for. So just be honest up front. Yes. That's another subject that just threw into play is to be super blunt. And I'm saying this on both ends, ladies too. Tell'em, tell these people what you want, what you're looking for.

Tara:

If you're looking for a fuck buddy, say that to them. Say

saun:

so. You're not a whore if you fucking say that. Yeah, we have needs. Okay. If you wanna fuck you. Just say it. Look, I just kinda, I'm looking

Tara:

for a friend with benefits. That's it. No strings attached.

saun:

Yeah. Friends with benefits getting to be a dirty word. So I'd say it's no strings attached. A softer say so I just, I really want no attachments. I'd rather just have a little fun. If you're not down for that

Tara:

than move on,

saun:

that's cool. Just be my friend. We'll go from there. That sounds very simple and very non-stressed.

Tara:

Yeah,

saun:

because the air, the dirty laundry's out now. There's nothing for you to find out. I told you my intentions. And I have done that in the past. And some be surprised fellas, if you just play it fucking cool, they might just be okay with it too.'cause they realized maybe it's stress free for them too.

Tara:

Dating advice. He, we are giving you really fucking good dating advice. You're getting a good

saun:

dick and you ain't gotta do his laundry cook for him. How good does it get?

Tara:

If you are looking for something casual,

saun:

but stick to somebody, don't just go fuck around. Find a good sex buddy that's down and just keep them consistent for a while.

Tara:

Ladies, if you're talking to five or six guys and you're going out on dates, that's fine. Don't be fucking five or six guys.

saun:

Yeah. Don't do that shit. You're just asking. That's just gross. You're gonna have a, those couple guys out of the five is gonna have something. They're gonna be obsessive and they might be stalkers and so on. Oh yeah. Some of you ladies create these motherfuckers because you're doing shit like that.

Tara:

Oh.'cause the pussy's so good. They become stalkers. I've had a couple of those because of the pussy. No, don't even,

saun:

no, there's no pussy that can get me like that. There's no pussy that can get me like that.

Tara:

I've had a couple.

saun:

That's why I tell

Tara:

em when I fuck you don't fall in love. And guess what they do? And then they get psychos. It's

saun:

cause they throw their emotions and their penis in at the same time. Hey, stop doing that guys. Stop doing that. Yeah. You don't know until and as an additive, you really don't know somebody until you live with them. Oh, make that a trial period too. Yeah.

Tara:

You really don't know none of nobody until you live with them. You find out if they're a fucking slob. Exactly. Living habits, it's gonna be the big key piss on the floor, not cleaning it up. They actually clean their toilet. Yeah. You'll find out a lot.

saun:

Yeah. So you may have to judge that fella or female when you go to their place and to see how they live. He's looking around my, I'm not, I just do that anyway. But it does look like I'm scamming your house or something, but yeah. But I

Tara:

got a lot of clutter. You could take that in consideration. I'm not gonna lie, I got clutter in, in half of my other room, but it's,

saun:

but you got a house on land and that's just fucking G enough.'cause I wish I had a couple acres too

Tara:

I do be checking out dude's packages. That is a thing of mine. I do. You do? Fuck yeah. Oh, you're gonna raise it up so I can see,

saun:

remember I did a little peek on leg?

Tara:

Yeah. Yeah. That is a thing. I don't know if a lot of women do it. I know I do. It. This is like the first thing I look at.

saun:

I might get some great sweatpants, get a cock ring, just like old dude said and just walk around my shit. Just chunky as fuck.

Tara:

I don't think you're gonna need a cock ring. That's the only one you need when you're having sex and you can't get it hard. That's what the cock ring's for. I

saun:

will fucking be devastated today. I just can't get it up. That's what I fear,

Tara:

dude. They got so many fucking bullshit for that. I don't wanna hear it. We've already talked about it.

saun:

That's true. It's the future now. Shit. This

Tara:

right.

saun:

I'll die with a boner probably.

Tara:

And I think as sexual as you are, the way you talk, I don't think you're gonna have any problems. I just

saun:

have too much testosterone for my age,

Tara:

apparently.

saun:

I don't understand it, but I love it.

Tara:

How old are you?

saun:

Almost 46.

Tara:

Oh, that's right. Your birthday's coming up July, right?

saun:

July 10th

Tara:

yep. Oh, it's getting watered down.

kelly:

Oh.

Tara:

I got pieces of lime in my mouth.

saun:

She's got it in her mouth, guys. Can you hear that?

Tara:

Tasty? I, we haven't even smoked weed this time I hid it a couple times. I'm not even, I hit it a

saun:

few times too.

Tara:

Yeah. But you were stone when you got here.

saun:

Yeah.

Tara:

You was blowed, like your eyes were red. What was you smoking on?

saun:

Some crack. Oh yeah. No, we smoked fucking a couple blunts after the card break because we had, I co-hosted the other night a few nights ago and it went till fucking two in the morning. I just was falling out and I started. Getting quiet and letting him just run the show. And I'm like, I just don't wanna talk in the background no more. It got to that point'cause it was like a six, seven hour show.

Tara:

Jesus.

kelly:

All right. Rub one out

saun:

and get some sleep.

kelly:

Will do.

Tara:

You got dos right?

kelly:

Having hooked C? Yes, of course.

Tara:

All right. Goodnight. Pound yourself

saun:

out.

Tara:

He said pound it out, bitch. Poor

Kelly.

Tara:

What do you mean poor Kelly? What's wrong with Kelly?

saun:

Bless her soul.

Tara:

She's getting Dick.

saun:

She is.

Tara:

Fuck yeah. I didn't know. She was not like she wasn't. She comes up here and gets it. Oh, she takes my car and goes and gets it. Yeah, she's got Dick. She's got fuck buddies.

saun:

Okay. Good for her.

Tara:

It's poor Tara. Tara ain't got nobody to fuck. Good

saun:

hurt. You ain't got nobody to fuck. Fuck no. Because you keep getting all these dick pics.

Tara:

Yeah.

saun:

Get one of them.

Tara:

No. I'm good.

saun:

My guy looks like a baby's arm.

Tara:

Dude, this one scared me. It was so fucking big. Oh my God. Yeah. I was like, there's no way. And I've seen some big cocks in my day. Yeah. This one kind of scared me.

saun:

Damn.

Tara:

It had to have been 12 inches and I shit you not, the head of that fucking dick was bigger than the cock. Yeah. Nope.

saun:

Jesus.

Tara:

I think that would be the first time I'd ever say no to a cock.

saun:

You're like don't put it all the way in,

Tara:

but there's no fucking way. Where would it fit?

saun:

I don't know. There's probably, them guys probably think they're the kings of the world, but they got a lot of girls telling'em no.

Tara:

Yeah, absolutely. And I've got a deep vagina, like I can take a lot. I, that was pretty fucking, after, so after it gets so big and so long, it just hurts. It's not comfortable.

saun:

Jeez.

Tara:

It is just not, it just hurts.

saun:

I know I'm average because when a girl likes me, she tells me it's nice. And then when they don't like me, they tell me it's little. Oh, every girl does that to a guy when they fucking leave you, you're dick's that off. Like what? You know better than that.

Tara:

I bet you wasn't complaining about it when he was fucking it all that time. You were

saun:

loving it. All that time you were telling your girls the other thing. Now your friends are asking why the size changed'cause you don't like them. It's, it is just funny. It's petty.

Tara:

Yeah. That's some petty bullshit that Yeah. That couples do go through. Yeah. Do you ever date anyone that ever broke your shit?

saun:

Broke my shit.

Tara:

Destroyed your shit.

saun:

You mean hurt me down there? No, not

Tara:

down there. You're. Your things around your home. Had anybody ever you've ever had destroy your stuff, go psycho. Destroying your things, your Yeah. That's been a lot. Penis.

saun:

There's a such thing like Dennis Robin fucked somebody and caught what they called a contusion or did something where they, you can get your dick broke. It's like a muscle rip more than it is a break.

Tara:

Oh, that's what Kelly was talking about. One of her friend's has one of those. I

saun:

just wonder if our, that's why some of our US guys that have bent dicks a little bit might be ac sex accidents.

Tara:

No. I don't know. I don't know either. I

saun:

don't know. Guys, you marinate on that. Make sure you comment on this fucking thing and you tell me.

Tara:

So Yeah, I agree you can only take so much. It's gotta have girth to it though. It can't be skinny as a pencil. And the guy's gotta know what he's doing. Not all men, God say, know what they're doing. Yeah. I can't stand the guy that just lays on top of a girl, like puts all his body weight on her. Dude, get the fuck. I put a very

saun:

small portion of my body weight on just my waist weight.

Tara:

Waist weight.

saun:

You know the pressure's here.

Tara:

You should be on your knees.

saun:

That you are on your knees, but you're still leaning with your waist. You don't fuck with your knees.

Tara:

No. You fuck with your waist. So if you're laying on her, you're not moving your waist. Your as might to be going up and down,

saun:

right?

Tara:

Is this what you're doing?

saun:

Yeah. The little micro humps. Oh, you got me fucked up. Seriously?

Tara:

You're a lazy fuck.

saun:

I didn't say I was like that. I'm just trying to describe what you're talking about.

Tara:

Oh,

saun:

okay. I was like, is that I'm asking you, are you talking about the bunny ho the little micro humps that dudes do? I sure the fuck don't like the jackrabbit

Tara:

hard and fast.

saun:

And you like it slow a little bit too, huh? Yeah.

Tara:

I gotta slow it down'cause

saun:

yeah.

Tara:

I with you on that. I'm trying

saun:

to make

Tara:

someone make love to me. I truly

saun:

agree with you on that because the older I get, the more I realize'cause like back like when my twenties, I thought, fucking girl, hard as you thought possibly could. Fuck. No. That's the way to go.

Tara:

No, do not fuck a girl hard. Do not jackrabbit her. She does not like it. And then when you guys push in really hard and fast and bottom us out, that shit hurts too.

saun:

I've heard that. Yeah. I learned that later on.

Tara:

So when you push in hard, some girls

saun:

aren't that deep. It makes me feel like I'm.

Tara:

I'm deep, but when you fucking bottom me out, that shit hurts. It does. I take eight inches. No problem. But you can only take so much. And like it only stretches so fucking far. Only goes so fucking far. Thank you for coming over and doing another show with me.

saun:

Hell to the Yes

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