Something's Off
Join Austin, Seth, and Megan on our podcast as we talk about a range of topics with absolutely no filter. We guarantee to be offensive but at least you get a little laugh out of it.
Something's Off
Surviving Desert vs. Ocean, Espresso Martinis, and Family Feud!
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Starting the show with store-bought espresso martinis (gross) and tequila seltzers!
Got a short attention span? Us too! We share our short attention span hardships, like struggling to focus on phone calls and cramming for college exams.
Megan and Austin go head to head during a chaotic Family Feud game hosted by Seth. Also, if you did know, Seth isn't the best when it comes to knowing song lyrics!
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Speaker 1welcome back to you . Can't be a therapist starring me , megan I'm austin and I am seth .
Speaker 2We're having espresso martinis and you know they're actually pretty terrible they're worse than austin they're store-bought .
Speaker 1Yeah , they're .
Speaker 2Don't get them .
Speaker 3I'm drinking Mamita's , which is a tequila soda seltzer , which I found out . We found out that Kyle Richards' daughters drink it . Kyle Richards is the housewives . She's from the housewives of the Beverly .
Speaker 2Hills . I absolutely love Kyle Richards .
Speaker 3So I am the son of Mauricio Manske and Kyle Richards . So I am the son of Mauricio Manski and Kyle Richards .
Speaker 1Oh , good for you .
Speaker 2Kyle reminds me of my mom and Kim Richards reminds me of Lisa .
Speaker 3I mean , that's a really stretched comparison . I say this with the most respect .
Speaker 1I already know that she's going to be very nice .
Speaker 3I feel like Kyle Richards is more put together .
Speaker 2You mean put together or more non-distracted ?
Speaker 3Non-distracted Like cohesive .
Speaker 1We can't help it okay .
Speaker 3I know I've learned that it's a family trait with with you guys . Okay , so this morning or after we went on a run , I went to a shower and I pulled a pair of underwear out . I'm like , what the hell ? Like ? I've never seen this pair of underwear before and I don't know like what . Well , okay , well then it . Then I remember what it was , but I haven't seen this pair of underwear in a long time and there's like stains .
Speaker 1Ew , shit stains , Cocker stains , I don't know . Excuse me , bitch .
Speaker 4I don't know what kind of there's a door .
Speaker 3I don't know what kind of stains it were , but then I was like Austin , like what is this ? He goes , I don't know . I'm like okay , well , I don't do this , this family does this shit your family does this . I don't do that in my underwear .
Speaker 1Oh well , good for you . Many times I agree . It must be nice to be the chosen one .
Speaker 3I 100% agree . It must be nice . No , I'm just kidding .
Speaker 2I've shat my pants many times , I'm just kidding .
Speaker 3But yeah , there's definitely family traits that you guys have . That is very exclusive .
Speaker 2I feel like every family has , like certain traits that make them stand apart .
Speaker 1From others .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1And we get ADHD and shitting your pants .
Speaker 2And don't forget the anxiety . And the anxiety and crippling depression .
Speaker 1Thanks , Grandma .
Speaker 2I wonder where that came from , because , like everyone has it .
Speaker 3I know it's pretty bad well , um , I think your mom and your grandma said that your grandma's mom had had it really bad did she I ?
Speaker 2I only knew her in like her dementia years really oh well , yeah , because what she died when she was , what late 80s ?
Speaker 1yeah , but I don't know how old you were well , well , what year did she die ? I have no idea .
Speaker 2Like eight years ago , I think .
Speaker 1I don't know , carson was pretty little .
Speaker 3So that was like the same year , as like .
Speaker 1Ten years ago maybe .
Speaker 2It was like around when I lost my grandpa on my dad's side .
Speaker 3I think it was the same year , if I'm not mistaken .
Speaker 2Between like 2010 and 2014, . I lost like eight people .
Speaker 1Suck it up , buttercup , I know what the fuck .
Speaker 2Well , it's not their fault All my grandparents , great-grandparents , on both sides . I had a private batting coach for baseball . He died . I was his last client . He died the next day . I'm like Jesus . What'd I do ?
Speaker 1Okay , that's not funny , I know , but the funny part is that I did it . You killed him . Yeah , alright , you heard it here first . I think God hates you because you're gay , and so he's killing everybody else , I mean , I believe it 100% , that's what you're told from the beginning .
Speaker 4I don't want to go into this again , anyway , yeah .
Speaker 2I don't know , I think our family has certain characteristics we are jacked up .
Speaker 3It's very exclusive . Yeah , you have to have a membership to be a part of that rodeo , but a lot of people want to hang out with us ?
Speaker 1Yeah , they really do . They like our family .
Speaker 2Yeah , they like our dynamic .
Speaker 3No , I do too . I love hanging out with your family . I love hanging out with my family family more than my family .
Speaker 1Um , yeah , I , but it does take a special person , though , because I will tell you , even me being part of the family and being a little out there myself , like when we're all sitting around and there's 12 conversations going on , I want to jump off the roof oh no , me too I can't I can't handle it , especially like in a small room like your grandma's house .
Speaker 3Yes , I can't handle it .
Speaker 2I start like itching and like breaking high yes it , yes , it's hard for me . Yeah , it's a lot yeah .
Speaker 1But aside from that , we're cool .
Speaker 2I would say we're like we don't judge , but we do , but we don't .
Speaker 1We do , but we don't . You guys 100% judge , but then we don't , but then we accept anything and everything .
Speaker 3But it's not like a judge , where it's like , oh , I'm not going to talk to that person ever again because I want to talk to you because of that .
Speaker 2Yeah , and it's kind of like an honest judge , Like you know , Like we'll say it to your face .
Speaker 1But then we'll be like best friends . Yes , yes .
Speaker 2Like every time I tell grandma I do it on purpose .
Speaker 1Now we talk about Megan , oh yeah he does , and that Megan , oh yeah , he does .
Speaker 2And then I'm a drunk . I'm , like you know , megan , always out drinking .
Speaker 3She's a drunk . And then your girlfriend goes . That damn Megan , that damn girl , I swear . What's she going to do ? She's buying a Toyota .
Speaker 1What is she going to do ? What's she ?
Speaker 4going to do .
Speaker 1She needs to get a Toyota and stop drinking . And you know what I'm not going to do either . Either or . I'm going to buy a Dodge and drink more .
Speaker 3Okay , like why .
Speaker 1Why a Dodge ? I'm not , I'm not going to buy a Dodge anymore , but no , but you want a Dodge . But I'm not going to anymore . Can someone donate ?
Speaker 3a car to us .
Speaker 1Can someone donate a Dodge Durango Hellcat to me ?
Speaker 3Ew , ew .
Speaker 1Why don't you ?
Speaker 3just , we record this podcast in a dodge . Yes , dodge caravan yeah , we're in a dodge caravan . That's why it sounds so hollow . It does um , yeah , but anyways , no , your family , yeah , your family is great . It's very exclusive . They're fun people . It's fun time , for sure yeah , they are .
Speaker 2Every time we do something it's an adventure , that's for sure , and we always get in trouble and you know , what ? It's usually not the young people , it's usually the older people that are in trouble .
Speaker 1That's another thing . Is that , like my grandma and my grandma's sister can like out-drink all of us and out-hang all of us ? Like you know , it's the end of the night and I'm ready to go home and go to sleep .
Speaker 3And they're still going strong . 12 bottles of wine and six packs of michelob ultra , and then they're it must be the like .
Speaker 2They're like that . They're spaniard .
Speaker 3I don't know what it is , but they can't drink but I'm like , please let me go home can party , yeah , okay to be fair to be fair , your aunt , your mom and your grandma sister , all can pretty like , can , like you know , handle it down . They can throw it back . No , they all can .
Speaker 2They can throw it back and we like to dance . We're a huge dancing family .
Speaker 1Yes , dance and sing , and none of us can sing . I especially cannot sing . I probably have the worst voice in the whole entire world .
Speaker 2Worst talking voice , worst singing voice . I have a great talking voice .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , we have fun , we do , we have fun If you hear stuff in the back .
Speaker 3that's Rocky walking around , that's a little Rocky Ruski . He's gained weight , so he looks like a normal dog . Now he doesn't look like a .
Speaker 2He looks like a normal corgi .
Speaker 3No , I don't think a normal corgi , he looks like a Jack Russell . What Russell , what he's still skinny , Like his hair oh he looks precious .
Speaker 1He's so precious and I bought him a toy today A love is love , pride toy and I tried to move it we hate gays . So I could take a picture of him with it and he tried to attack me . So he either loves the toy or he hates gays . I don't really know .
Speaker 2Or he's gay himself , or he might be gay . That's because he's fighting it .
Speaker 1We persuaded him to be gay . You put it in his head , you brainwashed him we brainwashed him Anyway . Oh , I have something to say what Earlier this week I was talking to my friend Jenny , and she was telling me how Well she listens to the podcast , but that her mom listens too and that her mom will talk to her about it .
Speaker 2So I just wanted to say hi , robin hi , robin do you remember me coming down on my bike and talking to you and mark , when I was like six years old and he looked like an idiot with a big head . Yeah , that was me wore a helmet on and off my bike . Uh , I used to like someone . Every weekend I went to my dad's . I would like go to like every house in the neighborhood and talk to every single person . That's weird .
Speaker 3You're like . You're definitely that like , like that character , like a movie where everyone hates I think like there's annoying you .
Speaker 1Of course , that's what the kid that everyone hates thinks yeah , true , that's 100 true but well , because they would sit out there , like in their garage .
Speaker 2Everyone back in the day would sit in their garage , or oh , I loved robin and mark's garage or in there . Well , they got a golf cart one time . Oh , my gosh , my gosh , and Mark would like sit in the golf cart and I would go down there . I'm like hey guys , I would just like sit in the golf cart with him .
Speaker 1He's like here comes this damn kid
Distracted Conversations and Espresso Martinis
Speaker 1again .
Speaker 2I would talk to anyone . I would talk to like Mike down the street . I would talk to Robin and who's the other guy ? They're both . We had two , right ? Oh , I don't know , I don't remember two marks bob across the street . No , I didn't talk to bob .
Speaker 1I mean , I talked to like the kids , like miles and all that cory , but they're like much older than me yeah , you were just a little dumb kid god , here goes that stupid kid again .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , it's like 15 on a tricycle please don't let him see me , don't make eye contact I would go down there and like talk for hours .
Speaker 1Is that where you fell on your bike ?
Speaker 2No , I was like 16 . Oh my god .
Speaker 1And you just fell and laid there .
Speaker 2Yeah , it was like at night . I would always like go for a bike ride and it was across the street from like our cul-de-sac and I just fell on the corner there and just laid there and the car pulled up Do you cul-de-sac ? And I just fell in the corner there and just laid there some carpool .
Speaker 1Do you need help ? Nope , I just want to lay here and die willowing in my depression .
Speaker 2I wish I would have seen that if I had cameras you know how many times I fell on the bike and I hit a parked car on the same corner why , like you , couldn't see I ? Was like hey , boom like right into the back , drove by literally hit and run .
Speaker 3Well , do you have a very like short uh ?
Speaker 4yes , very short , I think that that is hereditary yeah , it's a hundred percent yeah
Speaker 2right , terry , have you ever had a conversation with my mom and aunt ?
Speaker 3god it's literally like trying to like , like . Oh my god again .
Speaker 1I'd rather jump off the roof .
Speaker 3Your aunt is really bad Like your aunt , I'm like oh my God , it's like trying to move mountains . How do I do that ? It's definitely a journey .
Speaker 2She's got a short attention span and the thing with my mom . I mean , she does have a short attention span , but she's so distracted about everything .
Speaker 1Everything . Yeah , she is Lady . Look , look , she is lady . Look look at me , I'm talking to you . Your mom's pissed off listen . Yes , she is , but it's true , but , and we're probably all going to eventually be there well , not you but no , I'm already there .
Speaker 2I will not be there , I'm very distracted .
Speaker 1I am very distracted , but like I can usually hold a conversation , at least , but anything else , like if I'm trying to work on something , or like read or oh , no , yeah , anything that requires concentration .
Speaker 3For Austin . It's the point where I repeat myself , not because I know I'll say something and I'll say it again , not because he can't hear me . It's because he's not paying attention .
Speaker 2I'll be staring right at you and we won't hear a word . You say so then .
Speaker 3I'll say it again , more firm and he's like God .
Speaker 2What was that for ? Why are you yelling at me ? What the fuck ? Because .
Speaker 3I know you're not paying attention . He goes . Yeah , you're right , I wasn't paying attention .
Speaker 2We can't help it . It's not that I'm not paying attention .
Speaker 3Just do better .
Speaker 2How about that ?
Speaker 1You can talk to me and .
Speaker 3I won't hear a word . You say Just do better , but that's the thing your brain is going . You sound so Canadian , I am Canadian .
Speaker 1My Canadian came out , but I'll be on the phone and someone will be talking to me and I'm just trying my best to keep up .
Speaker 3I'm like brain . Okay , make it no offense , but you work with a very specific , special population of people .
Speaker 1I work with the employees .
Speaker 3Oh , it's employees yeah .
Speaker 2I work with the employees .
Speaker 1Well , it's government employees so it makes sense . But seriously , I'll be like please , brain , pay attention .
Speaker 2Don't fail me today .
Speaker 1Comprehend what's coming through the other end and sometimes I just can't Like I'm trying so hard and I'm like what ?
Speaker 2Do you ever like try to talk on ?
Speaker 1the phone and it just like not coming out , like it's just like random words and yes , I hate talking on the phone , my brain cannot focus long enough like if it's textable , text me . If it's not textable , figure out a way to make it I can write so then , how are we doing this ?
Speaker 3how are we doing this podcast ?
Speaker 1if you guys have a hard time like I , don't need to concentrate for this yeah , we just go with the flow , like ask me what we just said 30 seconds ago .
Speaker 2I don't know something about you're talking about like espresso martinis no , you're talking about like you're , like you're on the phone oh yeah yeah , oh , my god that's why I kind of look back I'm like how did I get through college ? Yeah , because I I can't memorize anything , honestly , yeah you were like a bat shit crazy case .
Speaker 3You were like I , just because , of course , you had to pick one of the hardest series you could get .
Speaker 2I only picked it because someone told me it was hard . Why would you do that to yourself ? I don't know . I mean , I enjoy it because it pays the bills , but other than that , I guess . Well , that sucks , but I mean . I enjoy it because it pays the bills but other than that , I guess , I guess .
Speaker 1Well , that sucks .
Speaker 2Yeah , but well , the thing is like for studying . I had to study like hours . Well , everyone did . I know , but like it took me forever to study Like extra because you couldn't pick up on yeah , Like I felt like so dumb in all my classes because everyone else , oh yeah , you just do this and you know you apply that like but you felt down but you got like the best grades in class .
Speaker 3I had to study a lot . Well , because you were learning hard information .
Speaker 2I was also one of the youngest one of my classes because a lot of it , what it was is like it's an awkward time . No , like in my classes , it was like people who are already practicing like engineering and then , in order to like move up , they just need to like the actual piece of paper that says hey , you completed your courses so ridiculous .
Speaker 1Don't even get me started on that mess .
Speaker 2So that's like I had a lot of like that in my class . So I was like the youngest one . I'm like straight out of college , went into that but didn like a 70 year old in my class one time . There's nothing wrong with going to junior college .
Speaker 4No , I should have done that . It would save me a lot of money .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't think he was saying , oh , no I was saying he was just saying I was saying like that's how young he was , but it was literally right out of . So I was like 18 and like all these classes , but yeah , there's like like actual , like working professionals who like been in the business for years , that literally knew everything . They decided to get a piece of paper . I'm like , um , I don't know , I literally wrote a letter to the dean . I'm like , of course you did , I did because it's not even surprised me I did .
Speaker 2I'm like , how do these people know everything ? I'm like this is supposed to be a beginner class . Like I don't even know how to turn the fucking computer . Please kick them out they're making me feel I need . I need an A , but anyway , that's embarrassing .
Speaker 1I wouldn't have told that story if I were you .
Speaker 2No , I don't care . You know how many times I wrote to the dean . Are you serious ? Yes , why . I think I'm psycho .
Speaker 1Yeah , okay , you think .
Speaker 3I could have told you that . We're going to transition to my . Would you rather ? Now I spent I okay With your new desk . In the past I've came up with these , would you rathers like with the help of others' sources , ie , reddit , google and um .
Speaker 2I'm sorry .
Speaker 1Well then quit drinking it it makes you glitch , but it's so strong it's going to do the job .
Speaker 2This espresso martini is like drinking straight kerosene . Well then , quit drinking it . It makes you glitch , but it's so strong it's going to do the job . This espresso martini is like drinking straight kerosene Okay , well then quit drinking it .
Speaker 1We can't , we need it .
Speaker 3You guys are so stubborn .
Speaker 2That's the only . I didn't get another drink . That's the only thing I have .
Speaker 3Megan had asked us on our way here .
Speaker 2I didn't expect it . It tastes his like fucking ass Really . You thought it was like a fucking crash .
Speaker 1I thought it did that's why I was hellbent on it . We just pour it out of a bottle and it would be a crash . Espresso martini .
Speaker 2It should be $30 a bottle .
Speaker 3Clearly it's shit . Who oh ? Yeah anyway , just cut that whole thing out .
Speaker 2I'm going to start over . I'm not cutting anything out . Yes , evmo , so it's the same it's .
Speaker 1I wonder why it's shit in a bottle . I don't know why they're so bad out of the bottle . I don't remember if anyone remembers , but like a few episodes back , austin made me espresso martinis and I thought it was the worst thing I'd ever tasted my entire life .
Speaker 2This is worse you know , it wouldn't be so bad if it didn't have such a strong alcohol flavor yeah , well , it's like it's like a sweet alcohol flavor .
Speaker 1Yeah , it doesn't taste espresso-y to me , it's just like .
Speaker 3To me it tastes , it tastes like like chocolate syrup , like chocolate milk , but like with with alcohol .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , yes , like I don't know what alcohol is , and maybe like vodkas with chocolate syrup in it or something like that .
Speaker 2Yeah . If there's any bartenders listening , please send us a recipe on how to make it yeah , because we're not doing good .
Speaker 3Okay , anyways , I have to help you guys navigate throughout this freaking episode .
Speaker 4So anyways , would you rather ?
Speaker 3You should be Okay . So in the past I've had help with my would-you-rathers through Reddit , google , whatever . These are 100% from me . I'm not saying every single one in the past was from . That I like changed it to like your team . That I like changed it to like your team . Yeah , okay . So are you guys ready ? Yes , because I have to make sure you guys are listening .
Speaker 4I'm listening , I'm always listening you guys are especial .
Speaker 3Alright , okay , number one yes , would you rather be stranded in the middle of the ocean for two weeks and survive , just to later be eaten by a whale , or be stranded in the middle of the desert for two weeks , only to be shot by a scary person ?
Speaker 1Michael Myers .
Speaker 2Sure , I think I'd rather be shot , because then it's , I think it's more quick .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 3Or just think about the conditions you're in versus , like the ocean versus the desert .
Speaker 1I always say they're pretty much similar , because you can't drink any of that water out of me but it's hot as fuck on the water , okay .
Speaker 2Same thing in the desert , okay , um , but the whole thing of like seeing a whale like swimming around and then it comes up and eats you , I'd rather just be shot .
Speaker 1Yeah , right , because it's more instant and I think desert like obviously it's gonna suck they're both gonna suck . But I think desert like obviously it's going to suck they're both going to suck .
Life, Perspective, and Relationships
Speaker 1But I feel like in a desert you have a little more hope , like in the water , I don't know . I mean like I get that either way , you survive that , but like I don't know , I feel like in the desert there's more hope . If you're in the middle I feel like there's less animals in the desert .
Speaker 3Well , no , because , like I've seen like I can't deal with the heat , though I've seen I can't either I'm like these aren't spiders that like are like the size of like your martini glass right now and they just like run across the sand yes and they like spritz it's , and then they hide yes they hide around the sand . See like there's like tons of type of ants Like the bull ants are common .
Speaker 1I don't know , in the desert those aren't like more forest See , but I feel like for me .
Speaker 3Well , these are just these big ants . Oh yeah , I've seen a video . You can see those things in the water , I'm sure . There I feel like it's better to not know , no , but I know .
Speaker 1So in my mind I'm just making up what's there I don't know , and plus I need to condition myself for all these weird bugs because I'm going to go to I was going to say Africa , where am I going ? Australia ?
Speaker 4Australia . Yeah , my husband's there .
Speaker 3Megan , you cannot survive in Australia . You can't survive . Don't tell me where I can survive , okay , okay , well , I pick the ocean I'm going to pick desert , desert and shot in the temple .
Speaker 1Yeah , desert , desert . Okay , I don't care where you shoot me , but desert . If there's any orcas , well .
Speaker 2I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know .
Speaker 3Yeah , I mean most like whales will spit you out . Okay , but that's one special . It's you , it's you , yeah .
Speaker 1They spit you out and you survive .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , oh , that's weird .
Speaker 3Like that's like what , typically like what , like blue whales will accidentally swallow a person . That will spit it out . Humpbacks or something .
Speaker 2Oh , megan finished her drink , good job .
Speaker 1It looks greasy a fan Since I finished it .
Speaker 3You just mouthed it all , alrighty . Number two Would you rather be pushed off the Burj Khalifa , which is the tallest building in the world , at 828 meters tall , or 163 floors ? Tall and die and die or be buried alive and survive . No . You have to be buried for three weeks , no .
Speaker 2Three weeks yes .
Speaker 3Let's just say you survive . Okay , you survive both .
Speaker 2Oh , you survive both . Or you don't , or you die .
Speaker 3No , you die if you're pushed off .
Speaker 2I want to be pushed off . Yeah , die .
Speaker 1Being buried alive . No , I take that back . Gives me the most anxiety .
Speaker 2I'll be buried alive ? Nope , because then I'll live . It's three weeks of suffering for the rest of my 15 years on this earth Nope .
Speaker 1Because what if , tomorrow , I go out and get hit by a car ? No Well , that can happen anytime it can . So I'll just push me off the building and take me out of my misery , if it's my time to go .
Speaker 2Can you imagine being pushed off and that 20 seconds you're falling ?
Speaker 1That's what I always think about . At what point do you think that your body stops ?
Speaker 4being scared .
Speaker 2Shooting adrenaline .
Speaker 3Well , with the 9-11 attacks , they said that almost every single person that jumped off had a heart attack before they hit the ground . Oh really .
Speaker 1See , that's what I'm thinking you would have to .
Speaker 2You have so much adrenaline pumping and just knowing that you're just going to just splash .
Speaker 4Yeah , I think your body just like will kill you before you . Yeah , that's what . I'm saying Like the heart attack will yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1I can't imagine that you're in the air very long before you're not aware that you're in the air .
Speaker 3Okay , and I know this is . I was for some reason thinking about this last night when I was going to bed .
Speaker 2Huh , how like what if I killed my husband ?
Speaker 3No like how , like crazy the human body is , or just like any living thing , like when we exercise , our body literally produces its own heat and its own mechanism to release the heat , like I don't know , like the whole thing is just crazy to me . Like we literally our muscles , produce energy which then produces heat , and then we um get excrete that heat source through sweat . I think that's like that's insane .
Speaker 2Well , no , there's no . Like like so many things , like your body does that you don't even know .
Speaker 1Yeah yeah , so I'm doing this . I do these supervisor trainings at work . They're from UC Davis . Do you pay attention ?
Speaker 2Yes , I do .
Speaker 1I try . No , they're really interesting . But it's funny because a lot of them like , for example , on last Tuesday I did a positivity one . It's like creating a more positive workplace . No , what's funny is the whole thing . We get an email like whoever selected to do it , you've been selected to take this creating a more positive work environment course . And I was like , wow , that's rude , I've been selected . Like , what are they trying to say ?
Speaker 1But anyway , Well , I can tell you no , I'm a positive worker . I have a little poster in my office where , if someone comes in to my office , they have to write something positive .
Speaker 2Are you like a supervisor where like employees go to you about personal problems too ?
Speaker 1Oh , every problem , Really Every problem .
Speaker 2I don't know if I would trust you with that . Why ?
Speaker 3I would trust Megan with a lot I do .
Speaker 1Yeah , they tell me all kinds of stuff that I've never told anybody but anyway . So I go to this , this training . But a lot of these trainings they go over that type of stuff , like what happens to your body when it's stressed , what happens when you're happy , and it's just crazy , like the things that your body does that we don't even know about , that makes a difference in your mood , or you know how you retain information , and things like that yeah , or like another thing .
Speaker 3I think it's like really cool to think about is like when like when I was in my undergrad doing anatomy physiology classes , my professor was like oh , just like your brain is learning about itself . Because , like we learn about the brain , and the nervous system and it's really crazy to think about .
Speaker 2You're learning about stuff that you already do without knowing it .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , yeah , that's another thing . I think that's crazy . Um , I was for some reason think about that and it's like how crazy and how like , which made me feel like , really like , appreciative , and sounds really cheesy , but really cool .
Speaker 2No , but like how appreciative like yes life and living yes , but and how everything else really doesn't matter . Yeah , like money , that money . That's how I think about like when I . Material things when .
Speaker 4I still work .
Speaker 3I know like I make a big mistake .
Speaker 1My like manager would make like a huge fuss about it , or like my team would , and I would just like it's okay , like I'm just like it's okay , like I'm just like not even a speck of this earth oh yeah , that's what I tell my team all the time , like because you know we work in hr , things change all the time and I tell them constantly like if they made a mistake and they're being hard on themselves , we can fix it . It's really not that serious like we're gonna fix it and then tomorrow you're gonna forget it ever happened . We're gonna move on .
Speaker 3Yeah , um , so I was thinking about that last night . Anyways , okay , number three would you rather lose the memory of who everyone is , or or have everyone forget who you are ?
Speaker 1ugh , will my dogs remember who I am no , everyone forgets who you are everybody .
Speaker 2Oh , I can't , I don't know . Everyone forgets about me , or I forget about everyone .
Speaker 1I don't want to forget about my kid or my dogs .
Speaker 3You'll forget about me , forget about everyone . Well , that's also me .
Speaker 2Because I feel like then I wouldn't suffer , right ? I mean like I'll have the same people around me every day , but then you'll just be taking care of me .
Speaker 3But then like , but then like .
Speaker 2You forget about me , then I'll have to play you like a tape every day , like we got married .
Speaker 3Like 50 first dates . 50 first dates . Well , that's obviously what I'd do with you , I know .
Speaker 1He's being selfish . I'm Not really . No , because I would do . I think I would choose the same .
Speaker 2Because then everyone else has .
Speaker 1Yeah , I , I guess that makes sense I don't know and then if you leave me like I understand , but I'm I wouldn't know . Actually I don't know because I don't want my kid to feel like I forgot about him well , obviously he would know something's wrong with you well currently .
Speaker 3But then , like , imagine like you're going up to carson , be like hey it . And he's like no , you're not my mom .
Speaker 1That's true . Oh my god , you're right . No .
Speaker 3I mean it would suck either way , but I feel like it's less traumatic . I think it might be much more traumatic if you forgot everyone else , because then Austin or Carson would know that she forgot everyone , not just me .
Misheard Lyrics and Olive Garden
Speaker 2Yeah , something's obviously wrong . Yeah , but then if you switch it , everyone forgets about you . Then you're like was this even a real thing ?
Speaker 1Right , or are they just being assholes ? They ?
Speaker 2hate me . See , I'm right . So we're all going to choose us forgetting shit , which we currently do .
Speaker 3Everyone forgets about me anyway , so I'm used to it .
Speaker 1Oh God , he's so dramatic , isn't he , You're really wrong when you say that People like remember you before they remember me . That's very true . That is not true . No , that's very true .
Speaker 2I think they just invite me because .
Speaker 1I think so too . That's not true ? Yes , it is .
Speaker 2He thinks everyone hates him .
Speaker 3I know , why we do better we do . Anyways , that's going to be my like Achilles heel as like Self-doubt , no , like . Well , like my Achilles heel will be like oh , everyone likes me . No , they don't , you're so stupid , but anyways , okay , well , I picked some really good what you got there .
Speaker 1Yeah , those were good and those were hard . I don't .
Speaker 3Yeah , I like them .
Speaker 1I don't like the last one . I don't want to choose .
Speaker 3I like them to be a challenge . You had to choose , or you die , I'll rather die .
Speaker 2That wasn't an option .
Speaker 1Well .
Speaker 2I took it back .
Speaker 1You gave it as an option , so it's an option .
Speaker 3Okay , and I do want to talk about this . So if you know who I am , I suck at Excuse me , I suck at understanding lyrics in a song .
Speaker 1I love that .
Speaker 3I'm notorious for it . I have Common . There's a lot of songs where people are like I can't believe you thought it was . It said that and I was like , no , I really thought that for years . So I decided to um highlight some songs that I um texas toast forget , okay .
Speaker 3So the first song is by earth , wind and fire , and it's called let's groove okay the lyrics go . Let this groove get you to move . It's all right , all right , all right , okay , now here . Here are seth lyrics , okay for the song texas toast will taste so good .
Speaker 2It's all right , all right , all right you know , I kind of agree with you well , because I love texas me too , and also in your defense .
Speaker 1I thought it said Papa Scrooge .
Speaker 3Huh .
Speaker 1That doesn't even make sense .
Speaker 3I feel like Texas Toast sounds way more .
Speaker 4I thought it said Papa .
Speaker 3Scrooge Texas Toast . We'll taste so good , it's all right .
Speaker 1Well , I didn't know what else it said . I just thought it said Papa Scrooge , we'll get you in the mood .
Speaker 3It in the mood . It must be an Earth , moon and Fire thing , because the next song is another Earth Moon and Fire song .
Speaker 1Is it really ?
Speaker 3It's September . Okay , so the lyrics for September that I commonly get wrong are body ya say . You remember body ya dancing in September . Okay , here are my lyrics . Aye , aye , something about September .
Speaker 2Aye , aye now we're in September .
Speaker 3Yes , that's good . It's Say you Remember , and Dancing In September . I said my first one is Something About September and then we're In September .
Speaker 2They need to talk more clear when they say it , it's Enunciate , it's Enunciate right .
Speaker 1I'm the same way , though , but then I feel like it's an idiot out in public where it's enunciate , right , yeah , enunciate . I'm the same way though .
Speaker 3Yeah , but then I thought it was an idiot like out in public where it's like . And then I was like what are you singing ? I'm like I don't think you idiot ?
Speaker 1I'm singing the same song as you are , yeah that is probably one of my all time favorite things that ever happened with you , besides the , Olive Garden thing .
Speaker 3Well , I have Olive Gardens , I can't I have two more you should get an Olive Garden tattoo .
Speaker 1You should . I'm an Olive Garden . Hi , I'm an Olive Garden , I should sponsor . I know you're here , Olive Garden sponsor us .
Speaker 3Oh , I should get a spokesman , you should . I love Olive Garden kinda .
Speaker 2Actually the last time I ate it I shit my pants . At work I got the white creamy something potato soup . I actually left work to go home for that and shite .
Speaker 3I shite myself , Okay . The third song I commonly get wrong is Carrie Underwood's Before he Cheats Okay .
Speaker 2I don't like her why .
Speaker 3She's annoying , you're annoying , I annoying her . She's very like demanding self-centered .
Speaker 1I don't . I literally know nothing about her .
Speaker 3So I've honestly like , because I know that was like a j-lo , like screw j-lo . Yes , I I think people compare her to like .
Speaker 1She's like the white version of j-lo because she's her , she's rude yeah , I don't know . Like I said , I know nothing about her , I just don't .
Speaker 2And like five seconds of her voice is plenty enough .
Speaker 3I mean , she sings really well .
Speaker 2She does .
Speaker 1I'll give her that . I think she sings really well , it's just her tone I heard she's really rude .
Speaker 3So the lyrics I get wrong are .
Family Feud Game Show Practice
Speaker 3Here are the lyrics for the song . I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive , carved my name into his leather seats . Okay , here are my lyrics , and I dug my key into the side of his pretty little super four wheel drive carved my name into his legacy .
Speaker 2I mean , you got the syllables , kind of yeah .
Speaker 3But like I was eight years old , like flaring my hands up and singing legacy , not leather seats Into his legacy .
Speaker 2I like it . I'm going to change it now . Right , it sounds better that way I mean it makes sense , because she's talking about a truck and leather seats .
Speaker 3Why I said legacy ? I mean it's like leather seats .
Speaker 2Why I said legacy , I mean I mean it's like .
Speaker 3Oh , it's like symbolic . Yeah , you're being more symbolic . Yeah , you got a deeper meaning behind .
Speaker 1Oh , my god , eight-year-old me I know you know what eight-year-old you should have wrote that song ? Not whoever did .
Speaker 3You should have been a poet um , okay , and then the last one is my guess my most , your most famous one so a little backstory , um story , um so um .
Speaker 3Every like every october , um austin's family and we all do this uh podcast tour thing with our we listen to notorious beggar still podcast and you basically have to go to houses here in our hometown and the podcaster does um like a brief story about some sort of tragedy that happened here would be like a murderer or or like a haunting of some sort .
Speaker 3So we've been doing this for like the past like four years or like three years . Well , a couple years ago , um , a bunch of us went , so we took separate cars , so in one car it was austin's mom and like his family , and then in another car it was me , me , austin and megan , and uh , so we're following austin's mom and I was like , let's put on some holly music , let's just get into the spirit , okay . So I typed in , hopefully , music on my phone and you know that you know the halloween theme music came on . You know um monster mash , you know whatever . So I put on a song and um remembered I saw the halloween theme music . I remember um thinking , uh , the song with mr sandman . It was in the beginning of halloween episode three , or halloween movie three and and I was like why Was it really yeah ?
Speaker 3That's what . That's what I thought about it . Oh , and so I was like why is that a Halloween or why , yeah , why is that like a Halloween song ? And the song is Mr Sandman , okay , and Megan also . Like what do you mean ?
Speaker 2Put on Mr Sandman , I'm like by Metallica . Oh , that's interesting .
Speaker 1Well then he was like why isn't this like a Christmas song ?
Speaker 3Oh , yeah , yeah , because I started playing it .
Speaker 1Yeah , I was like this should be a Christmas song .
Speaker 3Yeah , and Megan was like why would it be a Christmas song ? I said because the lyrics go Mr Simmons , bring me a treat , Mr Simmons , bring me a treat , Mr Simmons , Bum , bum , bum , bum . And it was like my most . I've never heard Megan laugh that hard in my entire life .
Speaker 1It was amazing .
Speaker 3So the last song that I want to mention that I miss a lot is Mr Sandman , by the Cordettes , and the lyrics go Mr Sandman , bring me a dream , bring me a dream , bong bong , bong , bong . Bong , bong , bong , holyo According to Google and my lyrics are Mr Simmons , bring me a treat . And Megan said why would that be a Christmas song ? I said because I thought Mr Simmons was Santa Claus , santa Simmons . So he used Simmons was Santa .
Speaker 2Claus Santa Simmons .
Speaker 1So he's a nickname for Santa Claus . That's what Mrs Claus calls him . Simmons , get over here and all I could think of was Richard Simmons in his little sling outfit .
Speaker 2Yeah , Going bring me a treat , a sling Like an arm sling .
Speaker 1No , like a wrestler sling .
Speaker 3Are those what they're called A singlet , a singlet , a singlet .
Speaker 1Whatever A ?
Speaker 3sling is like for your arm right .
Speaker 1Whatever ?
Speaker 2You get it . He's just wearing a sling and nothing else . Anyway , wow .
Speaker 3So if I remember some more songs I mess up , I will make note of those .
Speaker 1Mr Simmons was the best .
Speaker 3Mr Simmons . Okay , well , thatits into what we're talking about today . We are going to be doing family feud , okay , so family feud is going to be between between megan and austin or austin and megan megan and austin sometimes there's just like a way like it flows better . Austin and Megan , sounds like you're like having to stop your syllables to keep going Megan and .
Speaker 3Austin , just like , flows better Anyways , so similar to Family Feud . I will be reading a question and within each question there are five answers and you guys have three tries to answer the questions and each answer response will have .
Speaker 2Megan's literally taking a selfie . Megan , you're supposed to be live right now so people can hear us .
Speaker 3No , because I want them to be surprised with the podcast . Well , they should have looked at the first part .
Speaker 2Okay , we'll go live on the next one For the first part , but not the actual main event .
Speaker 3And then Okay , so each answer solution will have , like a numerical value . You guys will keep track of your own scores that way . Okay , so each round , there'll be a series of rounds in which I will start the round by asking a question Whoever can hit their buzzer first and give an answer .
Speaker 1Hold on . Mine's going through an ad .
Speaker 2Why are there so many ads on everything ? We watched a TikTok this morning . In the middle of a TikTok , an ad popped up .
Speaker 3I know it was during my Tate McCray performance .
Speaker 2Like it wasn't even like scrolling , it was in the middle of a video .
Speaker 1I'm kind of worried that .
Speaker 2Hold on . I don't like that one . Change it .
Speaker 1I don't care if you like it or not Change it .
Speaker 3I just want to make sure I know that you guys are going to ask me what ? Yes , we are . Hold on , Okay .
Speaker 1I want to . Why does it keep doing this ? It's not me . It keeps taking me back to this . You're so fucking stupid .
Speaker 3You have to select one . I did .
Speaker 1And then it takes me to an ad . You're playing fucking Tetris .
Speaker 3No , it's an ad Well , push the X . I did push the X . I did push the X , okay .
Speaker 1Hold it . That's not even what I selected , but okay , I guess that'll do . Okay , okay and then it took me to an ad again . How am I ever going to succeed in this game ?
Speaker 4Okay , how about ?
Speaker 1Mine doesn't do that .
Speaker 2If you turn your internet off , you won't get any ads .
Speaker 1Let's see if that's true . Thank God , did you get any fucking ads . No , but that's the stupid one , that's the one I like , that's the same one I have . Okay , fine , but how are we going to know who selected first ? I'm going to yell at the same time . I think , you guys , I think .
Speaker 3Austin can Me .
Speaker 1And then I got an ad .
Speaker 2How You're not connected . Take off your LTE and take off your cellular and take off the Wi-Fi . Huh , take off that . Why .
Speaker 1What if someone needs to get a hold of me ?
Speaker 2Well , they're not going to be able to contact you while you're working .
Chaos and Fun in Family Feud
Speaker 3Can I change mine real quick ? Go ahead , I want to change mine .
Speaker 1Oh my God , and I'm in an ad again .
Speaker 3I give up . How about you guys ?
Speaker 1just say me or Nope . That's not which one I want .
Speaker 3Hold on this one says rim shot , should I just put the whole siren over ?
Speaker 1No , this is me . Are you irritated with us ?
Speaker 3I'm extremely irritated with you guys . How about we just raise our ?
Speaker 1hands . No , I'm doing the siren , let's go .
Speaker 3Okay , just pick your buzzer and then that way I can finish the instructions .
Speaker 2Does that ? Mine won't stop Okay .
Speaker 1Seth hates us , I just let Wait , I got us .
Speaker 2I just let you . I got one , I got one . It won't let me .
Speaker 3Okay , perfect .
Speaker 2Okay , we're good .
Speaker 1Let's try it and we're back .
Speaker 3I don't know what part I have to start over All of it Okay , so just cut that whole thing out . No , no . I leave everything in .
Speaker 2People need to know that we have flaws . We're not perfect .
Speaker 3We're a fucking no , no , no , no , no , I'm not gonna .
Speaker 2You guys are a fucking mess . Megan is Anyways .
Speaker 3Okay , that wasn't me that was Megan , okay , so we're gonna play Family Feud .
Speaker 2We're already feuding I'm going to Do . You know you're related to Megan . Now , isn't that weird to think that we're all family right now ?
Speaker 1Feuding .
Speaker 2Isn't that weird ? And we're feuding .
Speaker 1We're like the real life game .
Speaker 2Why is . Steve Harvey , the host of that Rocky is also stressed .
Speaker 1No , he's not Rocky's , like they're funny .
Speaker 4He's like take me back to the shelter .
Speaker 2It's quieter . I'll go with you With these idiots .
Speaker 3Okay , so we're playing Family .
Speaker 4Feud Okay .
Speaker 3Okay , okay , I'm going to be asking you guys a question , okay , and whoever answers first with the highest numerical value answer will then be able to get the round , the turn , the turn . Okay , okay , okay , just like you guys will have to keep track of your own points .
Speaker 1Oh hell , I don't trust him .
Speaker 2Or I can do it , we'll be fine . Okay , it's fine , I'll do it . I'm going to win anyway . I'll just do it , we'll be okay .
Speaker 1We'll be okay . Okay , don't stress yourself out .
Speaker 2We suffer fun . Are you having fun ? That's good . He's typing in restraining order . Talk about my will , will what you have , a will Surprise .
Speaker 1Why is .
Speaker 4Rocky standing like that . I'm a trust fund baby Is he standing on one leg ?
Speaker 2Yeah , he always stands on one leg and he switches off .
Speaker 3Alrighty , okay , and then , after we go through the series of rounds , there's a lightning round where you guys can win more points .
Speaker 1There's a cash prize .
Speaker 3Loser has to go swimming in a pool .
Speaker 1No , I can't swim on the ground . I can't do that .
Speaker 2I look like a fucking hippo Ready .
Speaker 3Question one I'm ready . In which place are you told to use your inside voice ?
Speaker 1Library .
Speaker 3You bitch Library .
Speaker 2Okay , I gotta go . I gotta go now .
Speaker 3Second no , that's how family food works .
Speaker 2She got the highest one . Oh , that's the number one spot .
Speaker 3Yes , if you , let me finish and do my job .
Speaker 2You still let me go , no .
Speaker 3I don't .
Speaker 2Okay , go .
Speaker 3If she got the highest one , then it's her turn to go . I don't remember Steve Harvey yelling no , because Steve Harvey has big teeth and he's rich .
Speaker 2I'm going to give you some big teeth . Then Spend some money . Here's $100 . Keep yourself nice , okay .
Speaker 3Stop yelling at us . I'm surprised you'll give me money without having a heart attack . Yeah , I don't spend money .
Speaker 2Sam likes to spend money .
Speaker 1I do ?
Speaker 2I love spending money .
Speaker 1I hate spending money . We work too hard to not spend money . No , no , no .
Speaker 3Okay , austin hates buying clothes , but then he will wear all the clothes that I buy for myself .
Speaker 2I hate buying anything , even food .
Speaker 1Let's drown Austin in the pool . I second that Alright . Yes , we're drowning .
Speaker 2Austin in the pool , you'll get a lot more money if I'm dead .
Speaker 3Okay , continuing to the game , I don't have to buzz now , right , no , okay . So In which place are you told to use your inside voice Court ? Eh no , you have one strike .
Speaker 2She gets three yes .
Speaker 3Well , duh , do you know how Family Feud works ?
Speaker 2Yeah , but there's only one of her Shit your classroom .
Speaker 3Ding , ding , ding ding .
Speaker 1Damn it . Was that the only answer you had ? Yeah , okay , a museum . Eh , a museum , a funeral .
Speaker 4What .
Speaker 3Ding , ding ding .
Speaker 2What .
Speaker 3Worship service .
Speaker 2I laugh at that . That's not the same thing ?
Speaker 1Yes , it is . That's considered . That's a church . It's the same , goddamn thing Now shut up .
Speaker 2What if you have a secular ?
Speaker 3Okay , it's not your turn , it's not so shut up , it's the same goddamn thing . Now shut up , it's more of a secular . Okay , it's not your turn .
Speaker 1It's not so shut up .
Speaker 3I'm the judge . Okay , in which place are you told to use your inside voice ?
Speaker 1The hospital .
Speaker 2I don't have an answer for this .
Speaker 3I'm going to give you ding , ding , ding . It says doctor .
Speaker 1Oh see .
Speaker 3Ding , ding , ding . Alrighty , you have one . I don't see doctors . You have one strike and you also have one answer left . Fuck .
Speaker 1Um At the cemetery . Eh , eh , oh , fuck so now , I wasn't thinking . If he steals my points , I'm knocking him off that chair . So let's all be prepared , Alright , Austin .
Speaker 3What's the question ? In which place are you told to use your inside voice ?
Speaker 2And what answers are on the board . Hey , they get to see what's on the board in real life . Can you name the answers please ?
Speaker 3that are on the board . The answers on the board are library classroom , worship service and the doctor .
Speaker 2Um , oh , my god , I'm so embarrassed you should be a loser uh in the car what is it ?
Speaker 1movie theater well , we usually don't my family doesn't use their inside walls anywhere .
Speaker 2My mom answers the phone and then . She puts the spotlight on she has her flashlight on and she talks on the actual speakerphone in a theater .
Speaker 3Alright , Megan , you are at 60 points .
Speaker 2Where the fuck did 60 come from ? Don't worry about it .
Speaker 1I'm at 60 .
Speaker 3Those are the answers she got right , one for each point of her year of life .
Speaker 1Yep , don't be a hater .
Speaker 3All right , I guess we're for the next question . Yes , isn't this fun . What are the top ? Go Now you have the answer . I will disqualify you , Austin , if you don't cooperate with the rules . Let me finish the question and then you can say the rule for that if you don't cooperate with the rules .
Speaker 2Let me finish the question .
Speaker 3You didn't state the rule for that ?
Reasons for Being Late to Work
Speaker 3What are the top reasons for being late to work ?
Speaker 2Damn it , mine didn't go faster . Add a gas . That's usually why I'm late . I have to get gas in the morning .
Speaker 3Okay , Megan Slept on my alarm .
Speaker 2Oh , that makes sense . Ding , ding , ding , oops . Oh , disqualified , alright Dequal .
Speaker 4Disqualified .
Speaker 3Dequalified the answer that I'm going to give is hit snooze too many times . I guess that's the same thing , Okay , Megan . So what are the top reasons for being late to work ?
Speaker 1My kid .
Speaker 3Oh wait , no , I'm sorry , that's correct . No , you already said it , you can't change it . Family obligation yes .
Speaker 1Okay , a train no .
Speaker 2No , it's no . Just put eh no , a train I'm going to give you , I'm it's no , just put eh .
Speaker 3No , they're a train I'm going to give you , I'm going to , eh , you have to do the no More specific .
Speaker 2Yes , I got stuck behind a train . The Santa Fe Railroad .
Speaker 3Okay , so you have one strike , megan .
Speaker 1Okay , I got pulled over and got a speeding ticket .
Speaker 2By a police officer .
Speaker 3That early in the morning . Yes , I'm going to give you another , eh ?
Speaker 1No , oh you know what I'm going to give you an ?
Speaker 2eh , I should probably be thinking of an answer huh Um . Oh , I got one , I got one .
Speaker 1I got in a car accident .
Speaker 2No , that's not what it is . Don't even give it to her .
Speaker 3No , I'm going to give it to you . Ding ding , ding . Car trouble . That's not a car trouble , it's the same thing . That is like the same thing . That is not a car trouble . That would encompass like that's an emergency .
Speaker 1No , they're both emergencies .
Speaker 2Have you ever had car ?
Speaker 1trouble .
Speaker 3Hey , I'm the judge . Yeah , that , because you guys are the same race , asian , oh god . Okay , all right , megan , you still have um , you saw tumor .
Speaker 2Fuck , this is the nastiest martini I've ever had hey , can you keep your inside like ? Oh , that wasn't on the answer board . Can you ?
Speaker 3podcast studio wasn't on the answer okay , I'm trying to help me in . Um , you have two answers left with one strike left . I was throwing up the studio wasn't on the answer board . Okay , I'm trying to help Megan , you have two answers left .
Speaker 1with one strike left . I was throwing up . Oh sick I was sick . I had morning sickness . My stomach hurt .
Speaker 2I had to go to the doctor .
Speaker 1Oh .
Speaker 3God , you're the only pregnant woman in the world . No , I'm sorry , megan , that is not on the board . Okay , awesome . What are the top reasons for being late to work ?
Speaker 2Can I have the answers please ?
Speaker 3The answers that Megan has already provided are hit snooze too many times , car trouble and family obligations that's literally everything I had in my mind .
Speaker 1Well , that's because I'm smarter than you Um .
Speaker 2Oh no , oh no , oh no , uh , oh , we don't have all day . Oh no , that's the only ones I know . Power went out .
Speaker 1Just say something for fuck's sake .
Speaker 2What is it the answers ?
Speaker 3are Diarrhea , I'm sick . The answers that are left are I'm sick .
Speaker 1I already said that .
Speaker 3The answers that are left are traffic and bad weather .
Speaker 1Oh , duh Traffic .
Speaker 2What that's car issues Traffic ? No , it wasn't , could you ?
Speaker 3imagine if I gave it to Megan you ? No , it wasn't . Could you imagine if I gave it to Megan ? You would have a conniption . I'm surprised you didn't . Alright , so Megan gets more points .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , you're losing because he's just giving it to me . That's completely true .
Speaker 2I'm ready .
Speaker 3I have to give Megan the points . What ? She won that round , not all of them . She wins the one that she got right . Yes , because you did not provide an answer Stupid , I did provide an answer .
Speaker 2It was a stupid one . What'd I say ?
Speaker 1I don't know . You said like Puking , which I already said , I did not say puking .
Speaker 2That's what I said . All right , you guys ready ?
Speaker 3Yep , yes , okay , name a food that frequently goes bad before you get the chance to eat it .
Speaker 1Mine has a delay .
Speaker 3I have to finish the question first . No , you don't If .
Speaker 2I can , if I know what you're going to say . Okay , lettuce salad et cetera Okay .
Speaker 4Ding , ding ding . It's not the highest one , Megan .
Speaker 2Milk . I'm sorry , megan , stupid , fucking idiot . Give me someone on my own level , that's a penalty .
Speaker 3All righty , austin . So name a food that frequently goes bad before you get the chance to eat it , Dang it .
Speaker 1I know one Fruit .
Speaker 3That was my answer , ding ding ding Fruit veggies .
Speaker 2Know one Fruit ? That was my answer Ding ding , ding . Well , can you Fruit veggies slash ?
Speaker 3Can you give me like a specific fruit ?
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't need to , because if I say fruit to Steve Harvey , he'll give it to me ?
Speaker 1No , he won't .
Speaker 2If I sit on his mustache , he won't .
Speaker 1Not . If I told Steve Harvey some things about you , he wouldn't then I'm gay exactly uh fruit counts , if this is specific , specific specific type of fruit .
Speaker 3It counts , no fruit . No , it doesn't give me a specific fruit . I know that's way too much .
Speaker 2No , because you said car troubles and fucking answer was car accident they're the same thing .
Speaker 1They both had car in them . No , all right , I'll , I'll give you Nope .
Speaker 2I'll give him two . I'm protesting Just because you don't like fruit , Megan .
Speaker 1I do like fruit bitch .
Speaker 3Okay , anyways . Okay , so keep going . You have two more answers with three strikes to go Cheese . Any more answers do I have ? You have two more answers with two more strikes can I google it ?
Speaker 2no , what stupid um , it goes bad before you can eat it yes , rocky , that's Rocky playing with his new pride toy that he loves or hates one of the two .
Speaker 1Pride .
Speaker 2Rocky pride . Rocky , can you take that outside please ? Thank you , let's do .
Speaker 4Eggs .
Speaker 3That's , you have two more answers with one more strike .
Speaker 2She doesn't even know anything over there .
Speaker 1Siri , what's the ?
Speaker 2food Vegetables .
Speaker 1You already said that .
Speaker 3Ding , ding , ding . You already said that .
Speaker 1I said fruit bits .
Speaker 3He said salad or lettuce , that's it Lettuce isn't a vegetable . Well , this one includes it's mushrooms .
Speaker 1Oh God .
Speaker 2Okay . So you who the fuck says mushrooms ? I know damn well , that's not even an answer , because most people don't even eat fucking mushrooms .
Speaker 3Okay anyways , name a food that goes . Yes , you have one more with one more strike left Meat Rocky Rocky . I'm sorry , that is not correct . What is it Megan Yogurt ? Fuck Dairy . It's an avocado , fuck what that counts as a fruit .
Speaker 1I gave you banana and fresh berries . You were supposed to be specific stupid .
Speaker 2A banana and fresh berries oh , I should have known .
Speaker 3You should have .
Speaker 1Why do you ?
Speaker 3bitch about everything .
Speaker 1Because why do you that ?
Speaker 2is so specific .
Speaker 1These are specific answers . He's a Karen .
Speaker 2Do better , that's the point . I'm not a Karen , I'm a Kyle .
Speaker 1You're kind of a Karen .
Speaker 3Sometimes , Damn it . Alrighty , I will list the scores that you guys have . Okay , megan , you have 12 . 114 . Austin , you have 51 . Damn it , that's you have 51 . Damn it , it's stupid .
Speaker 2All righty Rocky , thank you .
Speaker 3Okay , ready , Hi buddy . Things you don't want to discuss during the holidays .
Speaker 1Me .
Speaker 3I heard Megan , that was me bitch , that was me Money .
Speaker 2Okay , my turn .
Speaker 3That is on there , but it's not the highest one Relationships and or dating . That is on there and it is higher than Megan , so we go with Austin Bitch .
Speaker 2I feel like that would be number one . That's the number one thing that people avoid . It is not that's what I always avoided .
Speaker 3Alright , so things you don't want to discuss during the holidays Job .
Speaker 2Are you serious ?
Speaker 3Yes , I'm serious Okay .
Speaker 2Relationship and you said what Money .
Speaker 1Money , money , yeah .
Speaker 2You said money Vacation plans .
Speaker 3You have three answers with one strike left . Let's do kids . Kids Ding ding ding . Parenting advice there you go , shut up . All righty , there you go , shut up .
Speaker 2Alrighty , how many more do I ?
Speaker 3have . You have two more answers left with one strike left .
Speaker 2I already said job right Like job slash career . I already said that right .
Speaker 3I cannot help you with that .
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure you did earlier .
Speaker 1Well , he's not now , so shut the fuck up and answer . You're going to eat my ass if you don't shut up .
Speaker 2Ew , no , I'm not , let's do .
Speaker 3You have five seconds , Five four .
Speaker 2I don't fucking know Three . What kind of holiday is it ?
Speaker 1Christmas , didn't you say that ?
Speaker 3No there's just no holiday If it's Thanksgiving , then I'm going to say like a family recipe Turkey .
Speaker 1We don't want to discuss that Turkey we killed .
Speaker 3Damn it . All right , Megan .
Speaker 1I didn't see him so shocked .
Speaker 3Things you don't want discussed during the holidays .
Speaker 1Politics .
Speaker 3That's a good one religion Ding ding ding , ding ding ding .
Speaker 1Yay , I still did .
Speaker 2Okay , she's fucking illiterate . So sorry , tammy Slayton doesn't get it .
Speaker 1Tammy Slayton is queen .
Speaker 2Which one's the fat one ?
Speaker 1Now , tammy used to be the fat . Which one's the fat ?
Speaker 2one Now . Yeah , tammy used to be the fat one . Oh okay , tammy's the big one . Oh yeah , you got me a birthday card with Tammy and Amy on it .
Speaker 1I did those precious little angels .
Speaker 2Well , I wouldn't say little .
Speaker 1Those precious big fat angels . Okay , what's ?
Speaker 2the score .
Speaker 3Megan's at 186 . Are you just putting random numbers in your calculator ? No , I know how much Megan has .
Speaker 1Don't be a hater .
Speaker 3And you have 51 . Alrighty , next question .
Speaker 1Oh shit , Hold on my timer timed out .
Speaker 2It doesn't matter .
Speaker 3Name something that only happens once every few years . My timer timed out . Sorry , it doesn't matter .
Speaker 2Name something that only happens once every few years Austin Meteor .
Speaker 3I'll give it to you . Thank you , it was an eclipse .
Speaker 1And that was number one . That's number one , no . That's exactly the same thing ? No , it's not .
Speaker 2You don't even know the fucking differences .
Speaker 1No , a meteor is like a shower .
Speaker 3I'll give it to him .
Speaker 2No , it's outer space bitch .
Speaker 1Oh my god .
Speaker 2So I could have said the moon explodes and I would have got it Probably , just like you got car troubles , and it was a fucking car .
Speaker 1I'm protesting , I'm not playing anymore .
Speaker 3Hi buddy , so name something that only happens once every few years .
Speaker 2Fuck , I didn't think that far . Every couple years Election .
Speaker 1Ding , ding , ding . Duh , that was easy .
Speaker 3Alrighty , keep going you thought of that name , something that only happens once every few years um , hmm , yeah , I'm all out eww , do you want to give Megan your turn ?
Speaker 1Do you want to pass bitch ?
Speaker 2Do you have an answer in mind ? Yeah , fuck , no , I gotta think about this . Okay , you have five seconds .
Speaker 1Four .
Speaker 2Promotion .
Speaker 4Three . I'm sorry .
Speaker 3Okay .
Speaker 2Yeah , that makes sense . You have two strikes left with three answers left . It makes sense .
Speaker 3You have two strikes left , with three answers left .
Speaker 2Uh , every couple years Every year . Every few years stupid , I was gonna say a birthday , but that's every year . Wow , leap year .
Speaker 1Fuck , that was my answer .
Speaker 3I'm sorry , you're stupid . Alright , you have two answers left with two straight seconds .
Speaker 2Okay , let's see . Do you have another one ?
Speaker 1No , I don't .
Speaker 2Why do you have an anxiety ?
Speaker 1Because I don't want to lose to you .
Speaker 2You're stupid Make sure , I'm like 700 points behind . Yeah , you're way ahead . Even if you did win a fight , you're still ahead Not in real life , but yeah . Okay can you answer every couple years Five , four three , two , one Taxes . No , that should be on there .
Speaker 1Taxes happen every year stupid .
Speaker 2Not for me .
Speaker 1Well , that's because you're a criminal .
Speaker 2Shut up , don't lie . I know Okay . So yes , sean .
Speaker 1IRS , if you're listening , please arrest him .
Speaker 3You have two answers left with one strike left .
Speaker 2Ugh Every couple years . Fuck , are they obvious . I'm not going to help you .
Speaker 3Are they obvious ? I'm not going to help you .
Speaker 1Are they obvious ?
Speaker 3I'm not going to help you , that's rude .
Speaker 1We're not friends anymore . You weren't even helping me .
Speaker 2Rocky was asking Five four three two Health physical what .
Speaker 3That should be on there , all right , megan .
Speaker 1Rocky , yes , Rocky same .
Speaker 2All right , megan Name , something that only happens once every few years um fuck I feel like I'd be better if I was like 100 sober no , you wouldn't I'm pretty good at I don't know this is family feudopardy he took all my answers . Five .
Speaker 3Four Three .
Speaker 1Someone in your family dies .
Speaker 3So Austin gets the points . Okay , what were the other two answers , please ? The other two answers were the Olympics . Oh , they don't happen every year . They happen every four years . Oh my gosh , shut the fuck up .
Speaker 1Well , it happens every two years , oh my gosh .
Speaker 3Oh , shut the fuck up Every two .
Speaker 2Well , it happens every two years , I think , two years for winter and four years for summer .
Speaker 3No , I don't yes it is .
Speaker 2I think they're both Nope , they're not Nope , I think they're both every four years , nope .
Speaker 1Okay , anyway , nope , nope , let's move on .
Speaker 2Oh God , when are the Winter Olympics and Summer Olympics ?
Speaker 3Oh , it doesn't read it's every four years . For what ? The Summer and Winter Olympics are both held every four years , but they alternate every two years , so it's kind of like .
Speaker 1So they're two .
Speaker 3They're two years apart , but they happen every four years , so I was kind of right , no .
Speaker 2No , you were wrong , right .
Speaker 3So they're two , they're two years apart but they happen every four years , so I was kind of right . No , no , you were wrong .
Speaker 2I had four and two .
Speaker 3No , that's , but you had it in the wrong like context .
Speaker 1You're wrong If in my classes .
Speaker 2That's half credit .
Speaker 1No , you lost all your points .
Speaker 2That's why everything's like breaking . One was the fifa fifa world cup . What I can't believe .
Speaker 1I didn't get that really , that's the stupidest fucking thing , that's the stupidest game . Hey , siri , what is the fifa world ? Cup oh you know it's soccer don't yell at me , you bitches , stupid fuck . Oh my god . Now siri can't answer me because you guys yelled at me it's the greatest game that's ever been .
Communication Methods Before Texting
Speaker 2Should I read ?
Speaker 3the scores .
Speaker 2No , is that the last ?
Speaker 3round .
Speaker 2No , there's more .
Speaker 3There's one more , and then the lightning round , let's do it .
Speaker 2I need to get my buzzer out .
Speaker 3Austin's at 124 and .
Speaker 2Megan's at 186 .
Speaker 1I kind of jumped up there on my last one , Alright .
Speaker 3I'm ready , okay , you ready . I kind of jumped up there on my last one . All right , I'm ready . All right , okay , okay , you ready . Yes , hurry up . Name a way that people communicated before texting was invented Mine .
Speaker 1No , but he cheated . No , I already knew no . Pete , pressed me when you said it .
Speaker 3No , you both . No , I'm going to repeat the question .
Speaker 2I'm going to do it right when you start , because I know what the question is . No , you can't do that .
Speaker 3You have to wait until I finish the question .
Speaker 2I didn't wait until you finished .
Speaker 3I didn't have to wait because I know what you're saying I didn't get to finish and you both rang it . No , I waited until you finished ? Name a way that people communicated before texting was me .
Speaker 1You're stupid .
Speaker 2Okay , go ahead , put a fucking carrier pigeon or something stupid . Okay , megan , go Payphone .
Speaker 3Landline . That's number three . Okay , no , you have to be like it's like . Don't be like that , like , just like , don't be that specific Pacific .
Speaker 1I'm trying to be that specific , don't be that .
Speaker 3Telephone Ding ding ding . I will give that to you Phone calls .
Speaker 1That's the same thing .
Speaker 3So that is the highest answer . So we still fucking talk on the phone . No , it was invented before texting , so before we can text . That's how it was .
Speaker 2Everything was invented before texting Email was invented before .
Speaker 3Actually , no Social media was invented after that . I think , oh , I see what you're saying .
Speaker 2Okay , Megan name a way that people ? I just gave her all the answers .
Speaker 3Name a way that people communicated before texting was invented .
Speaker 1Email .
Speaker 3Fuck , eh , I'm , oh , I'm sorry , you're such an idiot .
Speaker 1Letters via mail Ding ding ding .
Speaker 3Letters is on there . Mail Ding ding ding . Letters is on there . Alright you have two strikes left with three answers .
Speaker 2Oh shit .
Speaker 1Showing up at someone's house .
Speaker 3So you have one strike with three answers left .
Speaker 2That would suck , Like you have to drive to someone's house on your horse and carriage to tell them something .
Speaker 1I have two answers , but I only have one strike . Huh , yes .
Speaker 3I would do the one that is stronger , I don't know . Okay , we'll give you an answer , we'll do your stupidest one .
Speaker 1Um Do my stupidest one Um .
Speaker 2Smoke signals .
Speaker 1Oh fuck , Like handwritten letters , Erased letters , that counts no it doesn't , If you're that fucking stupid it counts , but I meant like I'll give you 10 seconds , okay , oh , where's ? My other one Now I forgot where my other one was . Seven Six Five Horse . Where's my other one Now ? I forgot what my other one was Seven Six .
Speaker 2Five Horse and carriage Pigeon mill .
Speaker 3I'm sitting my horse over to tell you Ding , ding , ding . Oh , carrier pigeon is on there .
Speaker 2Bitch , that was mine from the very beginning . Well then , don't say your answers out loud .
Speaker 3She said her answer three times you what I meant . Okay , megan , you have one strike with two answers left . What did I say so far ? You have phone calls , letter and carrier pigeon Um telegraph .
Speaker 2No , it doesn't fucking count , because I know what it is .
Speaker 3I'm sorry , Megan , that is not the correct one .
Speaker 2It's my turn . So awesome and it's .
Speaker 3Morse code Name . A way that people communicated before texting was invented Morse code Name a way that people communicated before texting was invented Morse code ? I don't think that's correct .
Speaker 2Tell me what it is .
Speaker 1No , you're wrong .
Speaker 2It doesn't matter . That's my answer .
Speaker 1So tell me what it is You're wrong , okay , well , okay , okay , okay .
Speaker 3Hold on If I'm wrong .
Speaker 1You're not ,
Confusion Over Important Numbers
Speaker 1don't be , never do . There's either beeper and pager fuck , I had a pager or a telegram ? Yeah , no that's not morse code . What is it , didn't I ?
Speaker 3say that you can say telegraph it's the same fucking thing .
Speaker 1You know what I meant , what is ?
Speaker 2it ? What is it ? A telegram is not morse code .
Speaker 1It's morse code . No , it's not . Telegram is where you like write something out , you give it to someone and they go and they here . This is what like . This is what I said . Is that like what's up , but in person you're , you pull out your thing like a scroll yes , like in shrek or lord farquaad sends out the knights to .
Speaker 2Yes , arrest shrek and donkey .
Speaker 4Yes , and he knew that yes .
Speaker 2By the order of Lord Farquaad . Yes , like that , yes .
Speaker 1Can you imagine ? Yes , Norris Code is like doot , doot , doot .
Speaker 3I don't think Telegram is that .
Speaker 2Telegram is where someone hires someone to come sing for you at a corporate party . That's a quartet no A , quartet no , that's four people .
Speaker 1Hey Siri . What is Telegram Do ?
Speaker 2you have a Siri on that watch Can ?
Speaker 1you shut the fuck up so she can talk .
Speaker 2Do you have a Siri on that VTech watch over there hey .
Speaker 1Siri . What is a Telegram ?
Speaker 2Sorry , that is too long for me to know .
Speaker 1Too many syllables .
Speaker 2Anyway , upgrade to higher package .
Speaker 1Okay , let me , let , let me I'm having trouble with connection because some idiot is talking in the background .
Speaker 3I know sir okay , I will give you the definition of a telegram I just read it .
Speaker 1It doesn't matter , I won , so that's stupid .
Speaker 2No , there's still more . That's because you always feud with the family .
Speaker 3Oh wait , Megan , you're actually right .
Speaker 1I know that I'm right .
Speaker 3I'm sorry . Okay , well , I'm going to give it to Megan .
Speaker 2That was her fucking turn .
Speaker 1It doesn't matter , you're stupid , she only gets the three answers that she provided .
Speaker 2She doesn't get telegrammed . Yeah , I do . She said telegraph Because I said it .
Speaker 3and Definition is a message sent by telegraph and then delivered in written or printed form , doesn't matter if she didn't say that that's what I meant , but she said telegraph .
Speaker 2Which is what I meant that's what you have to say , but it doesn't matter .
Speaker 1That wasn't the answer he gave you banana and fucking raspberry , Because that's a fruit bitch and telegraph is a telegram .
Speaker 3No , telegraph is a telegraph , so Austin does it matter , because she still got the round , because you said Morse code .
Speaker 2That's the same thing , it's not . I am quitting , I'm dropping out of this family . We have a lightning round . Oh my God .
Speaker 1That's all it took . I said no , I've been trying for years .
Speaker 4Hold on , hold on , I'm adding man's points up real quick .
Speaker 2You Hold on , I'm adding man's points up real quick . You think people think we're alcoholics .
Speaker 1I am , I'm trying to be this summer .
Speaker 2That's really you meant trying not to be .
Speaker 1No , I'm trying to be . Hey , bitches , bitches , get stitches .
Speaker 3Alright , are you guys ready for the last lightning round ? I'm ready , okay , so how this is going to work , do I ? Need to go bang . So how this is going to work is , I think , enough . I need it out .
Speaker 1You need to put your timer on or your buzzer or your stupid whatever red button .
Speaker 3Okay , so I'm going to be .
Speaker 2That's not what I had earlier . It doesn't matter .
Speaker 3Can you turn it louder , turn your eyes light .
Speaker 2I thought your buzzer was my buzzer the whole time .
Speaker 1Yeah , exactly , and I've been first and he's been like , oh , I heard Austin first . I'm right here .
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure he gave them all to you because of your helmet , your helmet and fucking safety glasses you have on for this fucking podcast , all right safety first .
Speaker 3So lightning round is where I'm gonna be a new buzzer . I need something loud .
Speaker 1No , we don't talk about you . Nope , we're not waiting for him . We're not waiting for him that's gonna overpower you we're not waiting for him go .
Speaker 3Okay , well , I'm gonna explain the direction lightning round is where I'm going to be reading . Sorry , didn't mean to do that . Well , I'm going to be reading a question and whoever I hear first is going to answer it . Okay , so it's going to be , and it has to be on the board .
Speaker 1Yes , period right yes .
Speaker 3So it's not going to be like , oh , Megan got it Something just collapsed in here .
Speaker 2I think it was a chair . What chair ? Megan's chair , give me now . All right , are we guys ready ?
Speaker 3Are we guys ready ? So it's one question , okay , okay .
Speaker 1I have anxiety . Hurry , there's five answers .
Speaker 2Oh .
Speaker 1God .
Speaker 3Five rounds ?
Speaker 1No , it's five answers Did he say five rounds , or did he say five answers ?
Speaker 3I think so Five . No , it's five answers .
Speaker 1Did he say five rounds or did he say five ?
Speaker 3answers . I think he said five answers . You said five answers . Name an important number people often memorize .
Speaker 1I heard Megan's first Mine was still going 12 minutes 13 .
Speaker 3No no , oh , that's kind of what I thought no , okay , no , that's not Okay Okay .
Speaker 2Austin , that that's kind of what I no Okay , eh no , that's not Okay .
Speaker 1Okay , austin , that was a stapler , an important number people usually remember yeah .
Speaker 3Austin go .
Speaker 2Or I'm keeping your turn , oh phone number Ding ding , ding , ding ding .
Speaker 1You need to be more specific , okay , well .
Speaker 2I need to keep going then right ?
Speaker 3No , it's Megan's turn . You guys can take turns .
Speaker 2Megan didn't get the first one she's stupid . Did you count that as a point ? I gave you a point , okay .
Speaker 1Address Number Birthday . I meant she said no .
Speaker 2Fuck that she said address . Well they , Because what the fuck's address number ?
Speaker 1The number on your the street number for your address .
Speaker 2Oh address . I think that a dress Like you put address on .
Speaker 3I heard dress number .
Speaker 2That's all I heard I heard dress , you didn't put the fucking . I said address number Like address , like Address I said address number Like address number .
Speaker 1A dress , I didn't say a dress number .
Speaker 3Is that how you heard it too ? I heard like a dress number .
Speaker 1Well , just because you guys are retarded .
Speaker 3Is that my problem ?
Speaker 2Is dress on there .
Speaker 3No , both of them are not on there , Megan .
Speaker 2I'm sorry , Okay awesome Social security number .
Speaker 3Social security number is on there Ding ding ding .
Speaker 1Are you happy with yourself ?
Speaker 2Kinda because that was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2Megan .
Speaker 1What are the answers that are on there ?
Speaker 3Phone number and social security number what ?
Speaker 2I really thought address , name and number people often memorize . That was fucking nasty .
Speaker 1I don't know .
Speaker 3Oh , think of something .
Speaker 1Age number Birthday . I literally said that already . You did .
Speaker 2You said fucking like your dress size no .
Speaker 1In case anyone asks .
Speaker 2My dress size is I don't know how women's dressing .
Speaker 1Mine is a size 6 .
Speaker 2What I don't know how women's dressing . Mine is a size 6 . What ? I don't know what that means . Okay , Megan .
Speaker 1My chair just gave out Social security phone number Address has to be on there .
Speaker 2I said that already . Phone number has to be on there . You said phone number the first time Is be on there . I said that already . Phone number has to be on there you said phone number , the first time is it on there ?
Speaker 1pay attention , and age isn't on there no number license plate number you memorize that ?
Speaker 2no , I have my credit card memorized , number number . You memorize that ? No , I have my credit card memorized and um number don't give him hints .
Speaker 1I see you .
Speaker 3You look at me answer you have five seconds , five age . You , you guys are idiots , because you both said that twice she no , I said age too Okay no , okay , no , megan , that's not fair .
Speaker 2She said fucking dress size and .
Speaker 1I got an it .
Speaker 4No , I didn't . And I didn't say a dress size . She said something else . I said a dress .
Speaker 3Megan .
Speaker 1Debit card number .
Speaker 2Ding ding ding . What ? That's a normal thing ? I thought I was the only one that memorized it ?
Speaker 1I don't know , mine , I don't know mine , you memorized it .
Speaker 3Why'd you say it ? You literally said it in front of , like what is Megan's turn , I will not say it , and I thought , no , no , I'm saying . You said oh , debit card number .
Speaker 1I already have your debit card memorized .
Speaker 3And I'm like hey , austin , you just said it and you're like oh my God , a potato size that's dumb Okay .
Speaker 2There's one more . Right , there's two more . No , there's not that many numbers in life . Yeah , there is the Pythagorean Theorem .
Speaker 3You each have three more rounds . Awesome , three more rounds , oh .
Speaker 2No , three more tries , oh fuck my life , let's cut it down to one each , okay , go A number that we memorize the date .
Speaker 1Eh the date . I don't have that many numbers in my life . Cell phone number oh , we already said phone number this is so stressful . Yeah , I can't do this . Um , fuck Our flight number . Huh , eh Fuck , I don't know . Don't you have a flight number when you fly ?
Speaker 3The last two options that needed to be answered were he's eating something .
Speaker 1What's he eating , rocky ? A squeaker from his toy you got it out Rocky's eating stuff .
Speaker 2he shouldn't be buddy Rocky .
Speaker 1Rocky , hey Rocky , come back , rocky , you're grounded Blood alcohol level License number I think I said that didn't I .
Speaker 2You said license plate Fuck Driver's license number Seth .
Speaker 1I said that didn't . I use this license plate fuck driver's license number seth .
Speaker 2I have an answer . I don't know that . I know my license plate , I know my direct .
Speaker 1I don't know my license plate number , but I know my driver's license . I know the other one damn it , seth , I have an answer it's too late .
Speaker 2No , we hundred times . I think you only guessed three times . Rocky's getting in trouble for eating the squeaker out of his toy .
Speaker 1Rocky Rooski , rocky , come here , buddy , let's bank him . I'm not taking my headphones off , otherwise .
Speaker 2Rocky Rocky , why are you being a little jerk today ? We literally just watched a video on how corgis are jerks .
Speaker 3if you're gonna get a corgi . You should . No , he's being aggressive .
Speaker 2It's not him being aggressive well , the hands of spanking the face the face rocky , I'm gonna spank your little corgi butt no bad , no , I did , I did .
Speaker 3I didn't spank him , but I like that . And he turned around and he tried to grab me and growled and showed his teeth at me .
Speaker 2Okay , we're back .
Speaker 3The last two were driver's license number and face value number . I said that you did not . You said license plate number .
Speaker 2I'm saying as you left me and Megan were talking and I said you looked at it .
Speaker 1No , he did . No , he didn't . I don't even know what the hell .
Speaker 2I'm looking at oh .
Speaker 1Yeah , it was just an afterthought .
Speaker 3What was the last one ? Think routing number .
Speaker 1I almost said that , but I'm like who the fuck knows that I do because I ?
Speaker 2Mine's 67778 . Yeah , I know , I don't know mine and I will not repeat it on air .
Speaker 3Okay , so let me calculate your ISA scores and I will tell , is there a need for that ?
Speaker 2Beep-bop , boop-boop . That was good . I think we did good . Buddy , you gotta be nice . You can't be biting , buddy , you gotta be nice .
Speaker 4You can't be biting , you're a silly boy .
Speaker 3No , he's in trouble with me , You're in trouble . Alrighty , I won . So Austin received a score of 172 . Oh , take that bitch .
Speaker 1Fuck .
Speaker 3And Megan got a score of 274 .
Speaker 4Yes , yes .
Speaker 3So Megan won .
Speaker 1Uh-huh .
Speaker 2It's the only thing she's won in life .
Speaker 1So Megan , megan , no offense .
Speaker 3I thought Austin would win .
Speaker 2I did too . Some of these are kind of dumb .
Speaker 1They're dumb because you lost . No , they're dumb in general .
Speaker 2Name something you memorized .
Speaker 1Have you ever watched Family Feud ?
Speaker 2Those are the type of questions they ask Not until the new host came on . I think we're going to cut that out , damn it .
Speaker 1Who's the new host ?
Speaker 3Steve Harvey , the guy with the Hitler stash All righty Well , that concludes our family feud and our episode .
Speaker 1And I won $1,000 . Yes .
Speaker 2From your own money .
Speaker 1Damn it , I don't even have $1,000 .
Speaker 2I'm sad , I'm sorry .
Speaker 3Yes , so thank you guys for listening . That concludes our episode . Make sure to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and give us a five-star rating wherever you listen to your podcast . And then you can follow us on Instagram at . You Can't Be a Therapist , and we also have our individual Instagram links in our link tree in our bio , so if you want to follow us , you can follow us there . Bye .
Speaker 1Bye , bye .