32 - How We Fixed Hollywood (By Accident) While Actively Making It Worse

In this episode, the boys kick things off just messing around, cracking jokes about movies, ridiculous titles, and plot points that completely fall apart the second you think about them. What starts as casual banter turns into a running game where we rename famous films based on their actual plots, leading to some brutally honest (and hilarious) takes on classics like Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, and Forrest Gump. The chemistry is firing the whole time, with everyone piling on jokes and keeping the energy loose.

Things get a little deeper as we start calling out what certain movies are really saying—especially around privilege, lazy storytelling, and how women are portrayed on screen. Disaster movies get absolutely cooked, with Volcano and Dante’s Peak catching heat for their slow-motion lava and nonsense pacing. Jeremy also goes in on Million Dollar Baby, explaining why the ending completely killed the movie for him.

From there, we bounce between nostalgia and roasting, revisiting movies like Indiana Jones and The Mummy, questioning the acting, the effects, and even whether Indy actually mattered to the plot at all. We take a brief pause to reflect on the loss of legends like Robin Williams and David Carradine, then close things out with a fun trivia segment that brings it back to laughs. Overall, it’s a mix of dumb jokes, real opinions, and the kind of movie talk that feels like sitting around with friends who love films—but love tearing them apart even more.

Chapters

03:02 Renaming Iconic Films
05:59 Exploring Chaos Theory in Movies
09:12 Critiquing Classic Films
12:02 The Impact of Violence in Cinema
14:54 Reimagining Movie Titles
17:59 Superheroes and Substance Use
19:13 The Dark Side of Superheroes
20:43 Renaming Iconic Movies
21:40 Nostalgic Movie Memories
23:40 The Impact of Iconic Films
25:04 Cinematic Influences and Favorites
27:32 The Legacy of Beloved Actors
28:59 Tragic Losses in Hollywood
29:12 Breaking Keller

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Transcript

Jeremy (00:00.142)
If you were to make a totally unique movie, what would it be? And we don't have to make AI scripts this time.

God

If I had to make a movie from completely from scratch, you gotta give me some time to think about that. I'd say to high school teenagers trying to get laid on the weekend. Trying to find find some alcohol somewhere. And bring in and try to impress a girl and she doesn't even drink at all.

Alright, now tell a story, not one from your life.

Holy

Jeremy (00:36.086)
You

you

Jeremy (00:41.198)
you

you

you

yeah.

Jeremy (00:51.958)
Yeah. yeah.

Mike (00:56.43)
You

Mike (01:00.918)
I up. Gave it way too hot with that.

Damn like you attracted to my voice

Jeremy (01:12.576)
I just mealed, but give me a more

What the hell? That was too good, like... Yeah.

I say, was like, what's going on over there?

Brooke likes it.

Jeremy Holst household.

Rico (01:31.064)
She's getting the real thing. Just talk to me like that.

It's a Latina accent, but I wear a French-made outfit.

Hahaha

You idiot, I'm five o'clock shadow.

You

Keller (01:41.998)
And the feather duster never comes out of the ass.

Do you want me to sweep again? You guys wanna play a game? Let's play a game.

French women are hairy. Hey, you guys. Let's play a game. Why not? Yeah.

Same game.

We'll think of movies and then we'll think of a different name to describe how they ended.

Mike (02:01.73)
like alternate title.

Yeah, what they should have been named, like... The Silence of the Lambs.

All right.

Failed hockey player.

That's perfect.

Mike (02:16.59)
The former goalies club.

What about Fight Club? His name was Robert Paulson?

Skit so maybe I would have named that skit so I would have named that split.

think it would just be called Brad Pitt's abs.

Yeah.

Rico (02:37.038)
Those were like the perfect app.

Well then, the sixth sense is kinda self-explanatory, but also not. Because it is another sense.

Well, you I didn't even know that was what the movie was. I thought it was really called something else. I forgot what I thought. Like the therapist, I thought it was called the therapist for the longest time. like, was he being the therapist? He was therapy and the boy.

The surface?

Jeremy (03:08.086)
Yeah, he worked with with

They're peeing the boy sounds dirty.

But you know what I'm trying to say, Keller.

He knows exactly what you're trying to say and wants to share his database.

I need to be properly medicated for the boy.

Rico (03:24.161)
Okay.

Listen. Gas station boner pills?

You

That's your title for the movie?

I'm

Keller (03:38.318)
Did you get lucky in that movie?

He never, he never gave the boy any type of medicine. That should have tipped it off right there.

He wasn't that type of doctor, Rico.

What? God damn. You're big fan of Keller's presidential campaign, just give everyone drugs. This kid's got psychological issues. You're like, riddling. God, you're part of the problem, Rico.

I think, don't know. The only thing that pops in my head of renaming it would be white privilege. All the houses were super nice. They were all white people and only white people can afford therapists in their fancy houses for people who see ghosts.

Rico (04:03.256)
for watching.

the

Keller (04:24.142)
Rico said he's already mad at me.

Wyatt Prumich as a movie title is insane.

You

We're messing with the plot.

This is so worth it.

Mike (04:39.374)
I think the sixth sense should be retiled. Oops. You're dead.

I was dead the whole time. That's the title.

The whole time.

The butterfly effect. What do think? You've never seen the butterfly effect?

Never seen it.

Mike (04:57.996)
I've never seen it, but I know the premise.

Isn't that like if you touch something it goes back to like if you touch something in the past it fucks up the future?

The butterfly effect feeds into chaos theory, which you know, butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil. No, in Africa we'll send a hurricane to the North American continent. Small event triggers a chain reaction. Chaos theory.

the

Rico (05:28.162)
And that was where action cuts it,

Yeah, he keeps going back in time and changes things and when he changes something he has to also remember that entire life. So he starts having brain hemorrhaging and things like that.

This is the whole screen shakes.

Yeah. Looking for order in an inorderly world. That's chaos theory. That's all it is.

found.

Rico (05:58.141)
renaming?

Order amongst the chaos.

I'm looking through movies. This list is ass. What about Saw?

Man.

Because I mean, yeah, there's saws in it and they cut people.

Rico (06:13.55)
I mean, it was a bad title.

Guy with cancer suffers PTSD.

That's too long. That's an anime title.

How about shitty fucking movies?

Jeremy (06:26.377)
The first three were interesting. After that, they were after.

He kept coming back to life. I thought he died.

Nah, that motherfucker is dead.

I feel like as the movies went though, he should have upgraded from a tricycle to like a two speed, two wheel bike, you know? The next thing you know, he has a dirt bike and a motorcycle like.

You

Jeremy (06:49.393)
Upgraded his little bike. Yeah.

you

Nice Harley, dude.

I want to play a game.

Let's watch me jump this ramp first.

Keller (07:03.095)
you

Fireworks going off.

There is a chain attached to the back of this dirt bike. other end is attached to a butt plug deep inside your anus. You must hold the dirt bike back from jumping this rip or will rip out of your ass.

You

do not complete the combination by the time I jump these three buses and the fireworks go off.

Mike (07:29.72)
Travis Pastrana will get it.

I'd be confused. You would just have to get me. I'd be confused.

Rosie O'Donnell, the key to your handcuffs are hiding inside you. You must cut off your own dick in order to unlock yourself before your kill.

You

I'm really sorry.

Mike (07:49.929)
you

You should just die like a lot of those you just been dead

think it should be recalls spikes and trikes.

Somebody's dirty fantasy. Somebody's dirty fantasy.

spreading.

Jeremy (08:08.312)
Good actually, spikes and tris. Well, we can't do this segment without mentioning Forrest Gump.

Stupid bitch.

Yeah.

Who ever jiddy. Yeah.

Rico (08:24.334)
Ready to go both ways?

Yeah, exactly.

Or a fucking idiot.

We'll call it Jenny. Jenny's a whore.

you

Keller (08:34.533)
Heroin, heroin whores.

Yo, that made me watch that when I was a boy. was like, bro, I'd never be like that guy. That guy was horrible. Everything he did was based off of Jenny.

just recently saw a tick tock about it. It's like, it's totally disparaging to women too, because if you look at it, you know, every man gets to meet five presidents in his lifetime, every man gets to, you know, play college football. And then Jenny is just like this depressed whore who can't get anything anywhere in life.

This was actually the second time Forrest Gump has come up to me today because when I picked up the kids from school and my son forgot his jacket, so he had to run back and get it. And I was first in line. So was like, you're holding people up. Hurry up. So he comes running back and then he gets in the car. He was like, they were yelling at me, run, Forrest, run. I was like, I was like, so they're trying to insult you. I was like, you should yell back. You got age, Jenny.

You

Keller (09:41.824)
Or you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

You

I wonder was it worth it when he finally did get with Jenny. I wonder was it worth it.

I didn't know what them bumps was. I went to the doctor, because mama said bumps on your peewees is not a good thing.

I love that you it, baby.

Mike (09:59.822)
Thanks

Bubba took him under his wing. White boy, we gonna make you cool, is that right?

Bubba was watching me and Jenny.

All right, moving on.

watching me and Jenny Jesus.

Jeremy (10:14.446)
What about Titanic?

You're fucked.

That should be named damn.

There you go.

It should be called Bitch Scoot Over.

Mike (10:28.211)
Exactly. Two spaces on the door.

she I think she wanted her little weekend fling but didn't want anything long term. He didn't have a job or nothing like that So she's like, yeah. No when we get to the states we can totally have a life together. no, you're not gonna make it

story of your life, Jeremy.

So sorry, so sorry.

Why do you think Jeremy's going on the skiing trip?

Jeremy (10:55.726)
She's gonna get rid of my ass.

No.

What about the movie Volcano?

Jeremy (11:08.25)
That's it! That's perfect title! There's a volcano in it. It causes issues.

I think they should add the speed of the volcano.

What movie are we talking about? Hang on.

Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones.

where the volcano blows up in LA.

Keller (11:24.568)
Yeah, then it takes a whole three hours before it reaches something. Jesus, so slow. Everything's slow.

Yeah, that was the slowest volcano in the history of volcanoes. Like, Pompeii was so bad that people were mummified in ash. But this fucking thing is, no, is the lava gonna be held by the barricades? We'll know in six hours. We got time to put these barricades here to redirect this lava, because hey, it's movie time.

you

in natural disaster movies that and what was the other one Dante's Peak that's because I had 007 Pierce Brosnan

speak wasn't that bad.

Mike (12:06.375)
Yeah, Piers Brosnan and what's her name? From Terminator.

What was her name in the movie? Sarah Connor.

Yeah, Linda Hamilton.

You know what movie pisses me off? Million Dollar Baby.

Never saw it. No!

Jeremy (12:21.674)
You need to watch it. You need to watch it. Just so that it'll piss you off. It came out in 2004 so I'm gonna spoil it for you.

It's old man who loves to see women get beaten up.

Yeah, it's Clint Eastwood. He's an old boxing coach and he takes this girl on after swearing he wouldn't do it and then he teaches her and she becomes a really good up-and-coming boxer and everything's going great for her. Everything's wonderful. And then one of her opponents during a match punches her in the back of the head and she falls and breaks her neck on a stool.

fucking paralyzed.

Someone likes women's violence.

Jeremy (13:05.986)
Her family actually shows up and tries to take her for all she's worth and everything else. She can't even kill herself. But at the end, like, hey, your dad really liked pie. And that was the ending message.

What?

Yeah. Watch it, Mike.

Mike (13:30.2)
Please tell me that's the actual plotline.

100 % It ends with Clint Eastwood in a diner eating, if I'm not mistaken, lemon meringue.

Mike (13:48.206)
Okay.

Yep. Father loved pie. That was Morgan Freeman's voice right there. was horrible. I'm only getting worse.

Thanks

Keller (13:56.91)
I even try.

Didn't that movie win Academy Awards too?

Yes it did!

Apparently other people like pie too.

International Movie Database list of 250. is 83.

Jeremy (14:14.743)
Yeah.

I don't

That's a 90 % rotten tomatoes, holy crap.

Yeah, yeah because of the message and how sad it is fuck that man that pie is not even that good There are better pies Wow I mean pie is pie when it comes down to the crumble. However, some pies are definitely inferior and superior

So what would you rename the movie? Your daddy's pie?

Keller (14:45.582)
Cream Pied.

Jeremy (14:50.392)
Don't chase your dreams, you'll probably be fucking paralyzed anyway.

That is not the, I would not watch a movie titled that fucking long. No. I would say it'd be.

Cripple baby.

Triple B.

Cripple, cripple, baby.

Jeremy (15:14.382)
million dollar paraplegic

God.

Triple pie.

broke neck mountain.

Got any other movies here?

Rico (15:27.156)
I mean, broke that down.

Fork neck.

weekend at Rico's.

Just ass.

A bussy full of beans.

Keller (15:43.234)
The mic...

I cut out there for a second. I didn't hear what you said.

Ugh, brokeback mountain.

I said broke neck, broke neck mountain. neck, not her back.

Rico said, what would you rename brokeback mountain? I said bussy full of beans.

Rico (16:05.61)
He also said, Atriquens at Rico.

Yeah, we can recode it.

I call it just ass for the movie and the plot. It just ass, just ass.

I'd call it stubbles.

Call it career runer.

Jeremy (16:24.014)
Rico normally doesn't watch gay porn for the plot, but he did for that one.

Hey, Liam Neeson was in it, all right?

Was he?

Yeah. I've never seen it. I just know who was in it because I'm a movie buff.

You actually watched it?

Jeremy (16:42.094)
I wish I could quit on you

I have particular set of skills. And they all fit in your ass on this mountain.

before you got taken.

Yeah, take it. Something got taken on that mountain.

Jeremy (17:08.942)
in a bussy full of beads.

My brown eyed girl.

think Hollywood is running out of movie ideas.

do you think?

If you were to make a totally unique movie, Mike, what would it be? And we don't have to make AI scripts this time.

Keller (17:28.716)
God.

if I had to make a movie from completely from scratch, you gotta give me some time to think about that.

Nope, you've got right now.

I'd say two high school teenagers trying to get laid on the weekend. Trying to find some alcohol somewhere and bring it in and try to impress a girl and she doesn't even drink at all.

All right, now tell a story, not one from your life.

Mike (17:58.606)
I just told you the plot is super bad.

you

I was gonna say that sounds a little familiar there, buddy.

That's the plot of Superman. Oh, super bad. He's a superman. Sounds like he's trying to get drunk.

Super bad.

Mike (18:16.246)
Lowest lane, lowest lane is a edge.

Keller (18:24.364)
While you do these drugs, I'm gonna do my drug. I'm gonna do the sun.

Can you imagine shooting up a nice needle full of vitamin C straight from the sun?

Probably did shit like that and the comic books didn't tell you about it, but Superman would fly to the sun with a heroin needle and fucking Shoot it up into his arm real quick and fuck. Yeah, this shit is great because it's not gonna kill him. It's not kryptonite

solar flare in right now.

Jeremy (18:56.578)
fucking snorting star dust.

Keller (19:02.222)
That'd be pretty awesome.

superheroes on drugs that would be interesting.

You gotta watch the boys if you haven't.

That is a great, that is, that's how the superheroes would be if it was in American society for real. It's so corrupt, so corrupt.

There's an episode where it starts off this superhero, his power is he can shrink and that's his power. He can change his size. So him and his boyfriend are doing coke back in the room and he snorts it and he's getting a little sneezy and sniffly or whatever, but then he shrinks down and crawls inside his boyfriend's piss hole and sneezes and blows his boyfriend apart because he

Jeremy (19:53.068)
fucking grows big again right inside of it. What the fuck? It is...

Fuck off.

It is a very fucked up show. You would enjoy it.

pass.

No, Mike, you gotta see that shit, right?

Jeremy (20:08.735)
I know.

shit.

It's everything you want in a, you know, at least seasons one, two and three, four and five is kind of like,

You know, watch the other one, the Gen V or whatever.

I will

Rico (20:23.49)
I like two episodes of it. It's like, I can't get past it for some reason.

It gets pretty good too as you go. It's just as crazy. I like the boys better though.

Yeah. How many times? 12 times.

They make appearances in both.

Mike (20:43.734)
Any other movies we should rename Jeremy or?

Keller (20:52.236)
My dad left for milk.

Keller (20:57.613)
The Milk Man.

I would name it a galaxy far far away

What about ET?

call it Frank Oz's catastrophe.

What the fuck is this thing?

Mike (21:13.794)
What? he did.

No, ET.

I will remain ET elf.

I was gonna I was talking about return of the Jedi we can call it Frank Oz's catastrophe

What about Lord of the Rings?

Mike (21:33.678)
Star Wars again.

this ring don't fit on my cock.

Mm-hmm.

Old Man Has His Way With Hobbits. I watched it recently and I could never get past it on TNT. It was like the longest movie on cable. It would start at one and end at seven and I would be asleep by two.

I remember when I was younger, it always being on TV and I never remembered which one was first and second, third and what have you and I got them all confused and I would only see the middle of this one and the end of that one.

Rico (22:01.132)
Yeah.

Mike (22:11.406)
is they're always walking.

I didn't know when and where the movie was. I didn't know what the fuck was happening. And then I got older and I watched them and yeah, no, I love them. But as a kid, they're walking so much.

The is awesome. Doubt it. Have you watched the series?

No.

you should. It's on Amazon Prime.

Mike (22:38.582)
something for you. Raiders of the Lost Ark has the exact same outcome without Indiana Jones. So Indiana Jones is chasing down the Ark of the Covenant the whole time and at the end of the movie the Nazis still open it up anyway. Yeah. And get destroyed.

You take Indiana Jones out of the equation of the whole movie, exact same ending.

Yeah, because he didn't have to be there and take the other one. Nope.

and all the countless people that died on the way there.

So all he had to do was nothing. Nothing. Could have minded his own fucking business and saved so much time and life.

Mike (23:26.795)
And he still, and he still lost the arc to the U S government. So there, you know, we didn't.

back.

He did.

They gave it to him after he was done filming.

It was supposed to go to the museum, remember? And the government was like, nope.

Keller (23:43.544)
The latest movie they had, didn't he get it back?

I didn't do the latest movie.

Pretty sure that he got the orc.

He's still making movies?

The last one, don't look at what was the last movie.

Jeremy (23:58.99)
The fellowship of Indiana Jets.

fellas

Yeah, because I never remember which one goes first.

think it was the keynote of crystal school, wasn't it? No. Yeah, I never saw that.

There's one after that.

Mike (24:12.088)
Yeah, the dial of destiny.

the dial of destiny. And that was for the Holy Grail, I think, or something like that.

I never saw it.

Mike (24:20.78)
No, that was the last crusade. That was the third one.

no, he's always chasing some shit.

See, that's where I'm at.

Raiders, Temple of Doom, Last Crusade, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Dial of Destiny.

I did like the Dial of Destiny one though. I didn't really like the Crystal Skull one.

Mike (24:41.07)
school.

I like it.

It was weird.

I know. See, all of them are weird, but it just seemed weirder with it being aliens.

Yeah.

Jeremy (24:51.66)
Rico, what kind of movies did you watch a bunch growing up? What kind of shit's important to you? you got any that'll lead us into one of those darkest corners? Like shaft shit. It's shaft.

Yeah.

The Culture, it was a good movie. I remember fondly watching The A-Team. That was one of my favorites. You know, with Liam Neeson, Rampage Jackson, Bradley Cooper, and that other guy.

Page Jackson.

and the other.

Rico (25:31.714)
There was this one movie, it was called Bootleg. We would watch a lot of bootleg DVDs. And I was the first person, fun fact, I was the first person with the American Gangster DVD. That's the one with about Frank. Never saw it, yeah, I never saw the movie when I had it, but I was running around. I was one with Wolverine Origins. I had that, clean, nice clean copy.

So I was the man back in the day, well, at least with those two movies, everything else was just trash. It was just trash quality. I remember watching The Mummy and The Mummy Returns, one of my favorites. Coneheads was a good one. Coneheads. Y'all remember Coneheads? man. Yeah.

Dan Ackerman. Mummy Returns was not as good though. And that was like The Rock's debut of acting and it was the worst acting I've ever seen in my life. It was so bad. I remember I remember him like I think he had like half horse body or something like that or. No, what was it? No, it was when he was fighting and then his brother dies and they're like.

CGI too, yeah.

Mike (26:42.84)
Scorpion,

Keller (26:50.19)
He watches him die, he's like, no! Then he's like back to normal. You don't remember that? You should go back and watch it. It's the worst acting I ever... Luckily, he's improved quite a bit.

He's improved since then, but I like that. I like the whole lore. At least the mummy was fun. The mummy was the original mummy was. That's good. Brendan Fraser is pretty good.

Yeah, that one was really good

Keller (27:16.211)
They should make it now, but he's do as character as the whale.

Yeah.

You get a Oscar for that for that

Gonna take three steps to get out of its way!

Love you.

Jeremy (27:32.622)
The flubby.

Flubber was a good one too. Remember Flubber?

yes.

All right, that was good.

Robbie Williams, we lost him too soon.

Mike (27:45.814)
I was genuinely devastated when I found out he died. really was.

Me as well. Me as well.

It's Same, man.

I was the same when David Carradine died too.

Mike (28:00.014)
Bye!

Do you Caridin is?

Kill Bill. He's Bill.

I didn't know he was dead.

Yeah, he hanged himself accidentally. Yeah!

Jeremy (28:11.16)
Didn't you see what she did in the fucking at the end?

Is that it was?

Yep. the little too far.

Ladies and gentlemen, there are limits.

Isn't that how Robin Williams died too?

Mike (28:30.659)
Do what?

Wasn't that how Robin Williams died as well?

He did, but he was dying of Lewy body dementia.

I don't even know what that is.

It's a form of like a Parkinson's dementia disease and it just wreaks havoc on your body, your physical ability and things like that.

Keller (28:57.006)
All right, I'm nice and depressed.

Thanks for joining us.

Yeah, that's, think we all were when we found that out.

All that, you gave me a little general knowledge today.

Speaking of general knowledge, I'd like to introduce a new segment called Breaking Keller. We're going to come up with one question every episode. General knowledge. We're going to ask you and eventually we're going to try to educate the general public.

Keller (29:19.982)
I'm not broken.

Keller (29:35.374)
Yeah. Find out how stupid I really am.

You Keller smarter one question at a time.

Maybe.

So Keller, my question for you this week is who are the presidents on Mount Rushmore?

Ooh, Jeremy's mom is up there.

Keller (30:04.491)
Okay.

Jefferson.

Correct. They're George Washington. Correct. Roosevelt.

Yep.

And Lincoln? No, is Lincoln on there? I think Lincoln's on there.

Mike (30:27.559)
Yep, that is correct. how long that take you to look up on it on the Internet?

Holy shit!

Keller (30:36.897)
I didn't look it up.

Fuck y'all.

All right. Okay. All right. All right.

I can't be looking at y'all and doing, looking up, that's the skills I don't have.

You're not looking at it,

Mike (30:52.942)
you

I am looking at y'all. I was looking right at Mike.

We'll give you that one even though you cheated probably.

and Fuck y'all.

think that's like white knowledge show. How could it come up with that?

Mike (31:06.582)
Okay, okay. That's kind of a layup. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Kind of a layup. I got another one for you.

Okay. Look.

Mike (31:18.606)
A E I O N U are known as vowels. What are the other letters of the alphabet?

Keller (31:29.9)
constinence, is that right?

I'll give it to him. Consonants. Consonants. Thank you. Okay. All right. Okay.

Okay, okay.

Keller (31:44.302)
All right. Any other general knowledge?

Now I'm feeling like I'm kind of.

Wait, what? Okay, alright.

Name five countries in Africa.

fuck.

Mike (32:03.214)
You

Can you call a friend?

You

Bob way.

That's one.

Keller (32:21.518)
Congo?

It's two.

How many of us was the name? Fuck.

Five.

Keller (32:34.444)
North Africa, South Africa.

Be staffed.

Maybe that recuse does not help.

Man.

Keller (32:46.574)
trying to think of, we used to do a thing with.

Keller (32:58.67)
something for the children in Africa. was like a fundraiser where you so they come and do a speech and you try to sell shirts and stuff like that. And I don't remember where they're from. No clue. I don't remember at all. It's been so long. It's back when me and Crystal first got together at the beach and they do walks to raise money. Where was that?

I don't know. What's the other? All right. Give me some African countries.

I couldn't... There you go, three.

in Kenya.

Kenya. Okay, now that you're saying it's coming,

Jeremy (33:38.766)
You the Congo?

There's a whole cartoon movie about one.

I did the Congo.

Gorge of the Jungle?

Jimmy?

Rico (33:50.766)
you

What? my God.

You

Can I say it? This one is kind of sad.

Go ahead.

Jeremy (33:58.414)
Bye,

Madagascar. Thank you.

Thank you.

No, that's in Madagascar, not Africa. Technically, technically it's different.

It's it's an African country. It's a technically an African country. Yes, it is.

Jeremy (34:16.717)
Is it?

Yes it is.

Julian would say yes.

Keller (34:22.74)
Yeah, I failed. I'm not good at geography at all.

That could have been really mean and said all sub-Saharan Africa countries.

You could have said Asia, too, named countries in Asia and I wouldn't have fucking known.

I secede, Mike. You are correct.

I told you.

Jeremy (34:39.949)
Yeah, I know, and that's why I said I secede you are correct. don't- I don't gotta follow up that motherfucker. Well... No, you totally do this one.

You know, Egypt, Morocco, Libya. what else is on the.

I was going to say Egypt, then I was like, is that in Africa or is that just a European country?

the I don't have before whatever it's called nowadays. South Africa, you did get South Africa. You could say that I forgot about that.

Boom!

Keller (35:12.982)
So had three out of five.

Keller (35:19.266)
Do you Rico?

is not my segment brother.

Keller (35:27.031)
South Africa countries.

Rico, name five ghettos.

Mike (35:38.712)
We're going into hood trivia.

Prepare more mercy. Ivy Lane.

You can't forget Ivy League.

He's looking.

I am not looking.

Rico (35:52.578)
Heels, I stay in one, pine heels.

Kirkman.

Kermit is really considered a... Silver Star, Silver Star definitely is good.

OverStar.

Jeremy (36:04.686)
lot of ghettos because there's a lot of lot of things happening in this world.

Were you about to say the words you're not supposed to?

What the African country, all of us white people avoided?

Rico (36:20.576)
I don't know what that one is.

Niger, Niger.

You can break the case. You can break the case.

I've heard it pronounced a hundred times, every time I go to pronounce it, I'm like, is it?

I always say, Nigel.

Jeremy (36:42.67)
Am I allowed to say it kind of the other way? I don't.

You know, they're just making you guys see it at this point. There's a, there is a kid coming out of high school or something like that. His name is pronounced K N I G G.

Noah, he's played for Northern Michigan, think Northern Michigan or, and he's a star quarterback.

Yeah

Rico (37:09.206)
Yeah, and he is going I'm like yo, they are just made who I want to find the parents the parents has to be investigated

K-N-I-G-G-A. How? Yeah. I don't

how that happened. That's a family name. That's a family name. That's a Deja Pelle skit. That's what that is.

Hehehehehe

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Keller (37:34.318)
you

That is horrible. That's a danger pale skit. I refuse to believe he's gonna be out here. We can hear Chris Collinsworth. Well, here's a guy that could just, you know, it's gonna be FCC everywhere.

I that brings us to an end. think Jeremy, I think it's time for you to take us out.

Guys, keep in mind, if you're ever pouring something and it suddenly stops, it means it's fucking empty and you should probably get another of whatever it is you're pouring. Peace, motherfuckers.

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yeah?

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Holy

I'm mad now.

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Mike (38:40.558)
Still Bread podcast is Daniel Keller, Jeremy Pope and Michael Kalysnik recorded live at SMG Studios, a division of SMG Communications. Executive producers Michael Kalysnik and Tony Skipperson.

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