Low Country Boil, Caffeine Free, Demos and Stanley Cups

Have you ever found yourself in the middle of a shopping spree, not for clothes or gadgets, but 30 pounds of turkey smoked sausage? That's exactly where we kick things off this week, as we dive headfirst into the hilariously chaotic world of preparing for a low country boil. Amidst a grocery store odyssey spanning from Walmart to Publix, Robin's company event becomes the unlikely setting for a comedy of errors that Amy and I can't help but share with side-splitting candor. But it's not all laughs and crawfish—join us as we confess our true feelings about these bug-like delicacies and why we'd much rather stick to less adventurous, utensil-free eats.

From there, we swing open the door to our caffeine-free lives, revealing the unexpected joys of dodging the dreaded afternoon crash and the pseudo-spiritual journey of juicing and blending—despite how our aspirations for a healthier lifestyle are often humorously unfulfilled. Ever considered turning a simple water cup into a fashion statement? We explore the side-splitting potential of everyday items becoming the next big thing with just a touch of celebrity magic. So, brew a cup of your best decaf, cozy up, and let's laugh together at the quirks of our attempts at minimalism and the cultural quirks that have us wondering, "Why didn't I think of that?

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:20

Welcome to hey Real Quick. I'm Marty and Amy, so yesterday I had to run some errands.

Speaker 2 0:28

Like you do.

Speaker 1 0:28

A lot. No, um, Robin, their company is doing like a low country boil, or whatever you call it.

Speaker 2 0:38

Crawfish, boil Crawfish and corn and something you dug up from the creek. Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 1 0:44

Yeah, I guess low country is the same as Crawfish.

Speaker 2 0:48

Bowl, I don't know, but whatever yeah.

Speaker 1 0:50

So they're going to have all that stuff, but they needed some turkey smoked sausage.

Speaker 2 0:58

Okay, right Okay.

Speaker 1 0:59

So she was like would you mind running to some stores?

Speaker 2 1:03

And buying up all they have.

Speaker 1 1:04

Yeah and just buy them out.

Speaker 2 1:05

Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:07

Okay, so the first store I go to is Walmart.

Speaker 2 1:11

Oh.

Speaker 1 1:12

And I see a guy like stocking stuff and I'm over there and I'm looking at this sausage and I'm trying to figure out how much I need, and I go hey man, you all got more in the back.

Speaker 2 1:21

Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:22

And he was like he was super nice, so got more in the back. Yeah, and he was like he was super nice, so nice and he goes um how much you need, and I said, well, a hundred pounds, yeah. And he was like what are you?

Speaker 2 1:34

doing. I was like you're gonna have to fill out a form.

Speaker 1 1:36

It's like a crawfish bowl and he's like nice, oh yeah, like he's gonna oh yeah. Like he was going to get invited.

Speaker 2 1:42

Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:43

So yeah, I had to buy like 30 pounds at Walmart. Whoa and then Kroger, I had to get like 30. Costco or Target. I bought all 44 packages and then I went to Publix. I bought out Publix, target, costco and Home Depot.

Speaker 2 2:02

Home Depot has sausage, not Home Depot, I was going to say Home.

Speaker 1 2:04

Depot. Home Depot has Not. Home Depot I was going to say Home Depot. Their sausage is amazing.

Speaker 2 2:10

Free hammer with 30 pound purchase what I?

Speaker 1 2:14

just need light bulbs and hot dog buns, that's it.

Speaker 2 2:18

That is all the stores that you shop at.

Speaker 1 2:21

But anyway, Walmart, yeah I didn't get even from Academy or oh gosh, that is OK, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 2:31

So I was like, yeah, good night, who's supplying the crawfish?

Speaker 1 2:34

The state of Louisiana. Good gracious, the Gulf of Mexico is going to cater it. Right man, ok, no I guess that wouldn't be crawfish, whatever no man, okay, no, I guess that wouldn't be crawfish, whatever no, so it'd be some shrimp. Well, I think they're doing shrimp too.

Speaker 2 2:47

Oh nice, yeah, because sometimes there's some shrimp thrown in there. I think I don't go it's kind of like whatever, you know what I mean. It's sort of a dagwood of like outside food eating, like you want to throw some of this in there sure, yeah, I don't like those because, um, let's break it down let's break it down. I don't like crawfish, I don't like those, because let's break it down.

Speaker 1 3:04

Let's break it down. I don't like crawfish.

Speaker 2 3:06

I don't either, because they're bugs, yeah.

Speaker 1 3:07

What's up, Jim Gaffigan?

Speaker 2 3:09

Yeah.

Speaker 1 3:09

And I don't like shrimp because, for the same reason, yeah, just from the salt water, but then everything's spicy. And everybody's like well, you can just eat corn and potatoes or whatever. And I don't eat sausage either.

Speaker 2 3:23

Oh yeah, yeah, that's true yeah.

Speaker 1 3:26

So I mean, technically I could eat turkey sausage, but yeah, I don't get it. But everything's spicy and then you're eating the corn and all the spices on the corn, so it's all in your mouth and you're like my face is on fire, Right, I'm getting nothing from yeah. I just want to go to Chick-fil-A right now.

Speaker 2 3:43

Right.

Speaker 1 3:44

Yeah.

Speaker 2 3:44

But everybody else loves it, I know it's like a big table. I've eaten the crawfish once.

Speaker 1 3:51

I used to.

Speaker 2 3:52

But now it's kind of. It grosses me out. It's kind of making my mouth water, but not in a good way. Now. You know, where you kind of feel like if we kept going with this feeling I'd be seeing spots in another 60 seconds. But yeah, we have Louisiana, old neighbors from Louisiana that when we lived by them they would always like bring them up from Louisiana and like throw together tables. Put the newsprint out. Newsprint, what am I? A hundred Lay down the funnies.

Speaker 2 4:24

Get down the newspaper and like throw it together and it smelled amazing.

Speaker 1 4:30

Yeah, it smells good, but I don't want to eat it.

Speaker 2 4:33

Yeah, I'm good, I'll just have the potatoes which, like you, have a fork I can stick this with, or something.

Speaker 1 4:38

Yeah, there's no utensils. No, it's just like carcasses on a table, I'm like yeah, it's just you know, like carcasses on a table, I'm like yeah, yeah it looks like somebody spilled trash.

Speaker 2 4:48

A little bit yeah.

Speaker 1 4:50

Yeah, we're not fans. No, I'm not. We are not getting invited to any crawfish bowls or low country parties. No, everybody, but people that love it. Yeah, love it, they love it.

Speaker 2 5:02

Yeah, no, people haul that stuff from. You know a cooler full on the back of the car from Louisiana.

Speaker 1 5:10

Yeah, I guess they could keep it in Louisiana if they want.

Speaker 2 5:14

Every now and then we see one out in our creek, you know, in the back.

Speaker 1 5:19

And people eat Like. Who was the first person was like. I bet that'd be good.

Speaker 2 5:23

Yeah, well, they can go buy sausage or anything else from costco walmart, kroger and public's yeah, but yeah, I'm good, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 5:30

That's a, that's a pass for me yeah, it's gonna be a, it's gonna be a strong.

Speaker 2 5:36

No, thank you right, but I I'll eat some corn. But also, yeah, you're right, it depends on how much spice is on there.

Speaker 1 5:44

I like spicy stuff, but yeah, but I've said this before Pain is not a flavor.

Speaker 2 5:50

No, I didn't sign up for hot ones without the filming, you know just with corn instead of chicken wings?

Speaker 1 5:56

Yeah, yeah, every time I see hot ones, I love watching it.

Speaker 2 5:59

I love watching it Because.

Speaker 1 6:02

I don't like eating it, but I like watching other people suffer.

Speaker 2 6:06

Yeah.

Speaker 1 6:07

While they try to do an interview.

Speaker 2 6:09

Or I like watching people like Jack Black and the other dude from oh what's the band?

Speaker 1 6:17

Tenacious D yeah.

Speaker 2 6:19

They were like this is delicious. And then they were like wing eight. This is fantastic, I mean they're just like can't get enough. Have you seen the one with Conan O'Brien?

Speaker 1 6:31

I was going to ask you that he's insane.

Speaker 2 6:32

Oh my goodness, I thought something was going on because he was rubbing sauce on his face by the end or something. It was weird.

Speaker 1 6:40

Yeah, he just was like I'm going with this. Right and the other guy was like you could tell he was kind of hurting.

Speaker 2 6:46

He was like okay, he was like you're going to be. You win, you win.

Speaker 1 6:52

No, tomorrow you will lose.

Speaker 2 6:55

Or before you get home.

Speaker 1 6:56

Yeah, but right now you're the winner.

Speaker 2 6:58

Man.

Speaker 1 7:01

It was a little off. Yeah, it was a lot. He took it to like 14.

Speaker 2 7:05

Yeah, it was like he did the Will Ferrell thing, chris Farley sort of like all in character but for hot ones.

Speaker 1 7:19

He overacted that.

Speaker 2 7:21

I mean just a bit, but nobody's asking me, but anyway.

Speaker 1 7:25

Yeah, that's the only thing I saw. The five second clip.

Speaker 2 7:27

I was like, oh my gosh, good gracious, yeah, okay, I don't know, he's like 62 or something too, I'm like easy man. I mean some people are just trying to be like I got just the right amount of fiber, I got to keep, you know, coffee limited and he's just like pour hot sauce down my throat.

Speaker 1 7:45

Maybe that's what he uses in his hair.

Speaker 2 7:47

Probably so. That's why that color in it stays.

Speaker 1 7:50

Stands up Number nine, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 7:55

I used a bomb on my hair, yeah, so no, yeah, I'm not a low country person. That's what are they? Who are they feeding the whole company?

Speaker 1 8:04

Pretty much, yeah. But if you want to look like a lunatic, just go to. Don't buy sausage at Home Depot, but go to Walmart, target, kroger and Publix. And fill your cart with sausage, and just fill your cart with all, which all I could think was the guy that stocked it. You know that morning yeah. I think I was at Target and I was like, ooh, they got more when I reached way back there, so I was counting them. Yeah, I'm pretty OCD about that, so I would count it like three times before.

Speaker 2 8:35

I went to the checkout Right.

Speaker 1 8:39

They pretty OCD about that, so I would count it like three times before.

Speaker 2 8:40

I went to the checkout Right and they don't even care.

Speaker 1 8:42

at the checkout she was like how many you got? I was like 44.

Speaker 2 8:43

She's like okay, um right.

Speaker 1 8:44

She was like we're not doing this, yeah, Um, but I just kept picturing the guy like walking by the deli aisle and like glancing and be like what I swore I just put 44 packages of turkey sausage right like two minutes ago.

Speaker 2 8:56

Is this a prank? Yeah, is Ashton Kutcher up in here?

Speaker 2 9:00

um yeah, that is a no. I've had to do that, like when our daughter got married I can't remember what it was I was like where's the apple cider? And they were like, um, I don't hey, it's January, but how much you want like all. I felt like Ron Swanson in Parks and Rec when he goes in and I don't know if you ever watched that but when he goes into the cafe with Amy Poehler's character and he's like what would you like, sir? And he was like bacon and eggs. He was like, okay, how many eggs he goes, I will have all the bacon and eggs that you have.

Speaker 2 9:33

You have to have all the bacon and eggs that you have you know it's like that, like give me all the turkey sausage that you have on location on the premises.

Speaker 1 9:42

Do you have a pallet?

Speaker 2 9:43

Yeah, right, because I can probably drive that forklift to my car. Yeah, yeah, anytime when you have to go buy.

Speaker 1 9:56

If you're buying in bulk at Costco, but then you had to go other places.

Speaker 2 9:58

That's different level. No, but I didn't go to costco. Oh, you didn't know, they just have like frozen and like the little sausage links and they needed like yeah, they got one, they got one kind yeah I mean, here we are back at costco. But what I'm saying is, if you go to costco, you're like I wanted this peanut butter. Well, that's peanut butter they carry and it's five gallons of it, so I'd hold out and go the next place.

Speaker 1 10:19

But right, you know, yeah, but anyway. So that was my day, yesterday's, this, you know home improvement stores and turkey sausage, sorry wowser, yeah, um, yeah, I had something to say.

Speaker 2 10:40

So we are about a month out from. I'm not going to talk about my kids specifically, but we have three children, but our last kid is going to get his driver's license soon and I just kind of remember that. Oh yeah, that means our car insurance is going to double.

Speaker 1 10:58

Again.

Speaker 2 10:59

Yeah, it's going to double. One kid just went off of it?

Speaker 1 11:03

Oh okay, Because they're married. But you've got to.

Speaker 2 11:05

But hers was never really high. But like this guy's not 17 yet, so it's not his fault. Just because he exists and he's going to drive, they're going to be like, yeah, we're going to double your premium, so that's good times. Yeah, Just you know, you think, oh, nope.

Speaker 1 11:24

You should get like a like if you don't have any accidents and you have a good record.

Speaker 2 11:28

Yeah.

Speaker 1 11:28

Then when you're they should be like you know what, they're a good driver, Maybe their kid will be a good driver. So let driver. Maybe their kid will be a good driver. So let's just start with that. Let's just. Let's just assume they're not gonna wreck 27 times in the first month right, but they just start you with like well he's a lunatic.

Speaker 2 11:46

So, yeah, yeah, it's like what I guess they base it on the data I think the data is let's charge more yeah, right we're. We're going to get more of your money.

Speaker 1 11:58

Which I don't understand that, because you can always go up on the insurance, but they're never going to go down.

Speaker 2 12:05

No, they're never going down. I don't know, yeah, unless you just stop driving or sell a vehicle, or oh, so that's.

Speaker 1 12:21

That's yeah, on the docket. And then exciting, one other thing I'm doing. I guess this is hold on, I got a counter countdown, whatever you call it. Oh, what's that? How long has it been? It has been, uh, one day and five hours since I've had caffeine. Oh, you did not tell me this what I've thought about it, man, so I haven't had caffeine, which I noticed something when you quit caffeine, it's kind of like everything, and it's not Because they say, well, you want to wean off of it, you don't, you don't want to just stop, yeah.

Speaker 1 13:01

But so I tried to wean off it a little bit for like the last week. Yeah, but eventually you just got to stop. Yeah, I mean what are we going to get?

Speaker 2 13:14

down to, like you know, a spoon Right Full of coffee. Yeah, I take three of these tomorrow.

Speaker 1 13:15

I go to two. You know it's not prednisone.

Speaker 2 13:18

Right, exactly, I'm not tapering yeah.

Speaker 1 13:20

And I don't think they tell you that with anything else really. I mean, like they don't like people that are on hard drugs. They just say, hey, man, you got to stop this. They don't say like hey, you got to taper down yeah yeah, I mean some medications yeah, medications, but like they do it with medications and stuff that you have to legally purchase. Yeah, they want you to kind of detox, yeah, if you go to treatment that's what detox is.

Speaker 2 13:45

However, I think I have heard I don't have a lot of uh experience in this, which I guess is good, but like certain people like go into less hard substances for a little bit Right yeah, I don't know, maybe because they're just so strung out and stuff, but yeah, the times I've gone off coffee. I cold turkey it and then I have to take some major Tylenol because the headache is wild.

Speaker 1 14:11

I had two Advil first thing this morning?

Speaker 2 14:13

Yes, you did, and I have one a while ago.

Casual Costco and Stanley Cup Chat

Speaker 1 14:15

I have a headache right now listening to it, but yeah, I think that's why I said I bought turkey sausage at Home Depot Was because my brain's not yeah, it's not firing the same. I think I was just too happy and awake and I was like you know what. Let's put a stop to this.

Speaker 2 14:32

Yeah right, let's quit. Yeah, man, stop to this.

Speaker 1 14:36

Yeah right, let's quit um man, so I'm gonna try it yeah, we'll see, I've done it before.

Speaker 2 14:40

I did it for two weeks once yeah, but I did it for a year and a half once oh yeah, no caffeine, yeah I mean maybe even two years and like honestly once you get over the hump. Yeah, you don't really need it.

Speaker 1 14:57

Yeah.

Speaker 2 14:58

Not the way you think you do, and then you don't really have like the crash in the afternoon, as much as I sit here hypocritically drinking this.

Speaker 1 15:07

Coffee.

Speaker 2 15:08

Yeti of coffee and it's 1030 in the morning, but I had a tiny cup this morning. I usually have two cups worth. Yeah, I just don't like.

Speaker 1 15:17

Yeah, sometimes I'm like I don't want that vice.

Speaker 2 15:21

Yeah, Clean living man.

Speaker 1 15:23

One more thing.

Speaker 2 15:24

Watch out.

Speaker 1 15:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2 15:26

You going to be green juicing tomorrow, or something like that.

Speaker 1 15:28

No.

Speaker 2 15:28

Good gracious.

Speaker 1 15:29

I do not like juicing.

Speaker 2 15:32

Oh, I don't like juicing because A talk about buying in bulk. You're like where's all the celery you got?

Speaker 1 15:36

Yeah, just make it for me, yeah, and I'll drink it.

Speaker 2 15:39

And it is expensive if you buy it at a juicing place or something. But to buy all the produce and then you juice it, because I used to do that for health stuff. You buy so much produce and then you're like now I got all this pulp. And then you're like now I got all this like pulp and you drink it and it's gone. I got too much pulp and you're living in the bathroom and you know great Like you're probably healthy. You got a lot of nutrients to your system really quickly.

Speaker 1 16:06

Yeah, probably too quickly.

Speaker 2 16:07

But you shouldn't have an appointment after and it's just a lot of and it's a lot of produce like to the point that I'm like I will just make a salad. But you know it's good for some things. I know people that do when they're sick and stuff. Yeah, it's a lot of steps, then cleaning out the juicer.

Speaker 1 16:28

That's the worst. Oh, I saw I did see something on that. So because we we use our blender, I buy a blender. Yeah, every time I buy one. It's not a lot.

Speaker 2 16:40

Yeah.

Speaker 1 16:41

But I'm always like I'm going to start making smoothies.

Speaker 2 16:44

And put some spinach in it, and all these shakes.

Speaker 1 16:47

And we're all going to. The whole family is going to get healthy.

Speaker 2 16:49

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 16:50

But then I just use it to shred chicken for like casserole or whatever.

Speaker 2 16:58

It's going to have a stick of butter on top, but go ahead. Yeah, yeah, it was one stick.

Speaker 1 17:02

Yes, yeah um, but yeah, you just spray. You know that dawn spray stuff. This is riveting.

Speaker 2 17:09

Yeah, yeah, you just spray it in there super hot water. Uh-huh, put it back on there, run it oh and then just pour it all out and then the blades are clean water, yeah nice I'm like why am I washing blades which I don't think that's safe. No, those little ninja ones that are like yeah, and then you can't run the dishwasher, even if their dishwasher is safe, every time you need to reuse it. What do you? What kind of blender you? You got Vitamix.

Speaker 1 17:36

I think everything we have that will cut you horrendously is made by. Ninja.

Speaker 2 17:43

Yeah, I'm going to guess it's called Ninja.

Speaker 1 17:47

Be careful, it'll cut you.

Speaker 2 17:49

Yeah.

Speaker 1 17:52

Which they make everything but kitchen cabinets. Now, I feel like they do, I feel like everything you buy.

Speaker 2 17:58

Do they make toasters? Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 17:59

We got a Ninja toaster. I feel like everything you buy, do they make toasters? Yeah, probably. We got a Ninja toaster. Oh, you do, we got a.

Speaker 2 18:02

Ninja blender oh wow. I think, what did they start making Knives? Do they make everything but knives? Please tell me they make a knife. I hope they make knives Does it cut through a penny in a shoe sole.

Speaker 1 18:14

That guy yeah.

Speaker 2 18:16

I was late at night. They still have those people at Costco.

Speaker 1 18:19

Back to Costco the guy you know when you're walking.

Speaker 2 18:22

Oh right, right right. You know when you're walking in the store Like with that, not a sample, not a food sample. No, like the demo guy.

Speaker 1 18:29

Oh.

Speaker 2 18:30

No offense, I don't like to make eye contact with him, but get away from me. I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I got a list of six things and I got to go.

Speaker 1 18:39

I'm sure that cookware is amazing.

Speaker 2 18:42

Yeah.

Speaker 1 18:46

And I'm sure it's groundbreaking and would make my life easier. I'm just trying to get over here and get some grapes.

Speaker 2 18:50

And I don't have the extra 300 right now to the set. Come on.

Speaker 1 18:57

Yeah, I love the demo guy at the massage chairs. You seen that guy?

Speaker 2 19:00

In Costco. I haven't been in a while Sit down.

Speaker 1 19:03

First of all, no. No, I'm not sitting down, I'm a cop.

Speaker 2 19:05

When's the last time you wiped that with a disinfectant wipe?

Speaker 1 19:08

Yeah, but they're like five grand.

Speaker 2 19:10

Oh, my no.

Speaker 1 19:12

Yeah.

Speaker 2 19:13

Yeah, this is like just go ahead and put a car in there.

Speaker 1 19:15

Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, no. Have you seen the new Mercedes Come here. Yeah, sit in it, I know you just came for pajama pants for $9.

Speaker 2 19:25

And milk. No, yeah, I have not been lately to Costco.

Speaker 1 19:34

I get in a rut where I don't go, and then I go back and I'm like it's kind of like a habit, yeah, a rut where I don't go and then I go back and I'm like it's kind of like a habit. Yeah, I know, it's like the coffee, I kind of don't miss it, I know.

Speaker 2 19:43

I'm like well, I do have three people, so I'm like I cannot go. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 19:49

Sure, you can. But then when I go, I can't go in the middle.

Speaker 2 19:53

Don't go in the middle. It Don't go in the middle. It's a danger.

Speaker 1 19:57

Oh, with the clothes. The clothes maybe a little.

Speaker 2 20:00

Oh, they'll get you, oh yeah, I'm like ooh.

Speaker 1 20:02

And you know what? Just buy one of every color.

Speaker 2 20:04

Go ahead, because it's not going to be there when you get back.

Speaker 1 20:06

No, that's a rookie move right there, know your size, you know what.

Speaker 2 20:11

I'm just going to get blue, don't go.

Speaker 1 20:15

Yeah, should have got the oatmeal heather too Dadgum. Because you can't get it online. No, If you go like later you're like well, I'm just going to find out what brand it is.

Speaker 2 20:25

Pull up that brand.

Speaker 1 20:26

It'll basically be like you didn't buy enough at Costco. Yeah, you idiot.

Speaker 2 20:29

Costco has special dealers and they're like underground. They don't even. They're like. We don't even know what pants you're talking about.

Speaker 1 20:36

You know what I?

Speaker 2 20:37

mean Like, uh-uh, they got their own people. I do like their bedding. My guest bed needs a refresh big time, but who cares? So have you seen this thing? I know this is not visual, but so these Stanley cups, you know.

Speaker 1 20:58

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 20:59

Okay, I have a couple of family members that have them, but there's now a strap that fits around the Stanley cup. I'm going to try to describe this that has. It's kind of like hey, redesign, you don't need a purse and a Stanley cup, we'll make the Stanley Cup your purse, and it has little pockets around it where you can put your keys and your phone, but it's all centered around your Stanley Cup.

Speaker 1 21:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:26

And then you're wearing it crossbody like and it's got all these little pockets on the side.

Speaker 1 21:33

What happens when you go to the airport or something like pour your purse out?

Speaker 2 21:38

Exactly.

Speaker 1 21:39

You gotta go through security.

Speaker 2 21:40

Like all the keys and cards and all that I'm just like when we get to the point that like our water bottle is now our bag, or our purse.

Speaker 1 21:49

That's too far.

Speaker 2 21:50

I don't know. And then like when you're, doesn't it have a handle for a?

Speaker 1 21:53

reason? Isn't that the whole thing of the Stanley Cup?

Speaker 2 21:55

Yeah, it's got a handle. It's got a big handle, but it's like I can't possibly take a cup and a bag or a backpack or a crossbody bag or a fanny pack, it's got.

Speaker 1 22:09

I mean, I want to drink with no hands. They're just like walking around with a cup just dangling it was special.

Speaker 2 22:16

I thought it was a, but it's not a joke.

Speaker 1 22:18

I saw something else Stanley Cup related. I thought was a joke.

Speaker 2 22:21

Well, two things.

Speaker 1 22:22

actually One they have a Stanley water jug dispenser.

Speaker 2 22:29

I don't know like it's like the camping ones from 1979 like kind of kind of think, like gatorade on the sideline yeah, you put it on the back of your truck when you're working.

Speaker 1 22:38

Yeah, not that big, it's probably half that size, which is still ginormous. Yeah, but it's made by stanley, so I'm like the thing's got to be like a 200?

Speaker 2 22:47

I don't know.

Speaker 1 22:48

And it just dispenses water into your other cup.

Speaker 2 22:52

Or purse, whatever. Yeah, it's just you know what they did. It's like Carhartt.

Speaker 1 22:58

Let's just go in. And Yeti did the same thing too.

Speaker 2 23:01

Yeah, but like Carhartt's been around you know since we were little, but then, like once we hit, like eight years ago, it became cool. You know, and you're like, you're not a farmer, a construction worker. I got a Carhartt fleece myself, right.

Speaker 1 23:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:16

Because whatever it's big and thick and I can work in the yard with it but. I'm not a farmer but like, suddenly, like the price just shot up on the Carhartt Stanley used to make the camp stoves and that thing you were talking about for the water, but when they were metal oh yeah, remember that old school.

Speaker 2 23:33

Everybody took it to work it was like coleman and stanley yeah, that's right they made the work stuff in the camp and stuff, but then suddenly stanley is the water bottle of the moment and then everything, stanley is just shut up.

Speaker 1 23:49

If you know what I'm saying sorry oh no, little valley girl moment there, I'm a girl Yeti did the same thing because they had coolers and people were like oh, these are great like fishermen For fish. And then they said they made a smaller cooler for just people in the boat. And then it was cups and all that. And then the.

Speaker 2 24:08

Moment.

Speaker 1 24:09

I saw a dog bowl, oh, no, no, a Yeti dog bowl. This was like a couple years ago.

Speaker 2 24:11

That dog don't care.

Speaker 1 24:12

Yeah, the dog doesn't care, and I don't think that's how air works or whatever Like it's outside, it's August.

Speaker 2 24:20

Is there a straw on the top of it?

Speaker 1 24:22

Eventually, the bowl's going to be 300 degrees.

Speaker 2 24:25

Right.

Speaker 1 24:27

But now they have like Yeti dog bed. Yeah, they're just going for it.

Speaker 2 24:32

This is whatever you want.

Speaker 1 24:33

Yeah, but anyway, back to the Stanley Cup. So, it was one of those.

Speaker 2 24:38

I don't know memes, gif, oh something.

Speaker 1 24:42

Not a gif like you give somebody at Christmas Without the T on it. Yeah, or one of those little videos and it's this girl. She's got her big Stanley Cup and she puts this little like tray over the top with like little, four little sections around it. So I was like oh, she's going to put like M&Ms or Some Cheez-Its in there to have like a lunch tray on top. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 25:05

Yeah.

Speaker 1 25:05

Like popcorn, yeah, like a little movie thing.

Speaker 2 25:08

Right oh that's cute. Aren't you set up $75 to eat a snack? Great, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 25:13

But no, so she does that. And then she gets all the different kinds of sushi and puts oh wait, a minute, I missed a step.

Speaker 2 25:27

Oh, hold on Before she does that yeah.

Speaker 1 25:28

She's got these special cubes One, two, three. There's three different cubes, so when you freeze them, they freeze like a cylinder, like the middle's hollow, with ice. Yeah, it's ice Gotcha. Like that. So she put the first piece of ice in the second, the third. They fit the Stanley Cup perfectly.

Speaker 2 25:49

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 25:50

Then she pours in her, you know, Waterloo, whatever it is.

Speaker 2 25:53

Yeah.

Speaker 1 25:54

Puts the top on, then she puts her sushi on there and at some point there's like some little thing and she's got soy sauce like up on top of the cup. I'm like do you know how dangerously close you are to drinking like soy sauce flavored?

Speaker 2 26:08

Waterloo.

Speaker 1 26:09

So where did, and who's eating sushi?

Speaker 2 26:12

Off a cup top.

Speaker 1 26:16

Like are you living? I don't get it.

Speaker 2 26:18

In like a three foot by three. Are you that jam packed?

Speaker 1 26:22

That's a tiny house right there. That's what that is.

Speaker 2 26:26

Tiny house living.

Speaker 1 26:27

Now if you would have had the purse strap With it.

Speaker 2 26:31

That's a lunchroom and a purse.

Speaker 1 26:34

You don't need anything else. I don't think.

Speaker 2 26:36

You can't eat it, why you got to be that close to your water all the time, do you?

Speaker 1 26:41

remember.

Speaker 2 26:42

You got to eat like right next to the straw. Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 26:45

Yeah.

Speaker 2 26:45

I got to move around, yeah.

Speaker 1 26:49

I was trying to think no-transcript.

Speaker 2 27:14

And you'd have to stand in line while you're dripping sweat and all red in the face from you know, playing Red Rover and Chase and stuff to get the water, and sometimes it's a ditch, but that's it. We don't have any more time water. We still made it.

Speaker 1 27:31

Our immune systems were stronger because everybody's drinking out of the same water fountain and getting the same germs, same lead. Now everybody's got their own lead and their own cups.

Speaker 2 27:38

I know, yeah, because there's a thing about that, like if the bottom busts or something I don't know, I'm drinking out of a Yeti right now If that thing blows up, I guess I'm in trouble.

Speaker 1 27:47

Yeah.

Speaker 2 27:49

Anywho. So you can get a purse for your Stanley cup if you want to turn your cup into your purse.

Speaker 1 27:55

That's right.

Speaker 2 27:56

Yeah.

Speaker 1 27:57

Or put a TV tray on it and you could put smoked turkey sausage like 44 packages Soy sauce.

Speaker 2 28:06

Can I bring my Stanley cup to the Low Country Bowl?

Speaker 1 28:09

Yeah, I think at one point there's just going to be a Stanley Low Country Boiler.

Speaker 2 28:16

Around it or something, I don't know. Are you driving it? Put some wheels on that thing. I don't know.

Speaker 1 28:22

It's got four handles. Yeah, sorry, I don't know man, it's crazy. But yeah, I wish I would have bought stock in Stanley. I'll say that Me too.

Speaker 2 28:29

Dang, let's just find something that's not real cool.

Speaker 1 28:33

Yeah, we need to find something nobody needs.

Speaker 2 28:35

Yeah.

Speaker 1 28:36

And just get one person to make everybody want it.

Speaker 2 28:39

Yeah, yeah, probably people are already doing that.

Speaker 1 28:43

Yeah, just run up to Taylor Swift, hand her something real quick and be like take a picture, yeah, and be like thanks bye trending um all right that's all we got, that's all I got, man, y'all take care you.