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Amy Goodgame & Marty Booth Episode 27

Ever tried selling a foosball table on Nextdoor and found yourself in a real-life sitcom? Buckle up for a comedic rollercoaster as we recount the hilarity of navigating online selling platforms, where potential buyers are as elusive as Bigfoot and just as indecisive. We tackle the quirks of neighborhood dynamics, from geographical oddities to the late-night entertainment of heated community debates, all while pondering the unwritten etiquette of pricing your pre-loved treasures. It's a laugh-out-loud look at the trials of online haggling and the peculiar charm of neighborhood apps.

Prepare for a wild ride through the world of neighborhood antics as we hilariously unravel the mysteries of giving away and selling items online. You’ll chuckle at the unpredictable dance of potential buyers who ghost and reappear, and the eternal question of whether local services actually collect your unwanted junk. We also reminisce about the golden days of childhood pranks, contemplating the impact of modern technology like Ring cameras on mischievous fun. Plus, enjoy musings on the unexpected joys and woes of discovering your well-intentioned donations resold by crafty neighbors.

In a nostalgic twist, we explore our love-hate relationship with flip phones and the simpler, albeit less convenient, life they represent. Meanwhile, the saga of lost pets provides both comedy and heartwarming tales as we juggle the responsibilities of a good neighbor with the unexpected twists of daily life. From failed weed services to the joys of finding a wallet full of mystery (but no money), our narrative captures the essence of neighborhood life in all its unpredictable glory. Let’s celebrate the chaos and community spirit that make neighborhood apps like Nextdoor both a challenge and a joy.

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Speaker 1:

welcome to hey real quick with amy and marty. So oh yeah, question for you. I meant to ask you yeah, how's the uh foosball table?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, question for you. I meant to ask you yeah, how's the foosball table sale going?

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, Still haven't sold it. It's on next door though. Oh, have you not had any takers?

Speaker 2:

We got one.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

No show, not a no show. I think they're moving. Of course they are. Then they didn't want it because, they're moving, but then they're like you know what? We do want it.

Speaker 1:

Right, because they're moving. You know what we don't have enough stuff to pick up. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Can you bring me something awkward and kind of heavy, exactly.

Speaker 1:

But you're going to have an empty rental truck after you move Right, yeah, so why? Don't you come, get it then.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but the problem with Nextdoor is they're never next door.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, they're like in Pulaski or something like that, I mean you can set a radius, I think, or something.

Speaker 2:

You can set a radius, but it's like not to be lazy but I'd prefer it be within a mile. Yeah, maybe two.

Speaker 1:

Yes, because some people are setting a radius. They're like Indiana's good. Yeah, maybe two. Yes, because some people are setting a radius and they're like Indiana's good. To top it out up there. I mean, there's probably different apps, but we use the same one Nextdoor, which I think we've sold a couple things on. Nextdoor At best, I feel like it's like wow, that was really helpful. Our power went out for two days and I found out it's coming on when it's the wow, that was really helpful. Our power went out for two days and I found out like it's coming on there. You know, like when it's the most helpful, it's like wow this is like.

Speaker 1:

this is a place where good citizens go to try to help their fellow citizen out, you know, in time of need, but then you got the. I know I don't post many things, but I just need to say something about humanity and society. And you're like you know what. I ain't touching that with a 10-foot pole. But that's about to have 137 comments and it's going to get heated.

Speaker 2:

And I'll say this I'm not getting in it.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, but I'm reading it at night and I'm busting a gut because it's entertaining.

Speaker 2:

And I love reading all those comments because you kind of pick a team. And then there's always one MVP, there's always somebody that says something You're like oh, that's good.

Speaker 1:

They got in a thread within a thread and like it's okay, I got you, bobby Like he's going to, like you know, stay strong for the, whatever the right side is. You know what I mean yeah, but and then you got your. Hey, you know, I put some iris bulbs out. We live at so and so, so and so first come, first serve yeah then you got your classic. Is this a good snake?

Speaker 2:

oh yeah, touched on that before no good snakes we're anti-snake. They eat rats Probably a lot of things do, so it is a rat trap, but yeah, so, but it can get.

Speaker 1:

It can be very entertaining yeah.

Speaker 2:

Sometimes it's nice, it's like hey, this is free, yeah, and then other times you're like because we're bad about putting stuff on there and then we'll go. That's is that too much. You don't want to be like oh right, I mean, I don't don't get me wrong. I want to make as much money as I can.

Speaker 1:

I mean in that point right and I want you to haul this junk away while I make the money.

Speaker 2:

Yeah if I didn't want to make anything, I just give it away, right, but some things you do, but other things you're like I'm not giving that away um right. So if I don't give it away, we go to sell it and I'm like we can't ask that, that's.

Speaker 1:

That's the southern coming out like. We can't ask that.

Speaker 2:

No, that's tacky, that's tacky, we gotta ask this yeah, but whatever you ask, everybody knows it's going in, you go oh yeah, we're gonna ask a hundred yeah because they're gonna. They're gonna come back say, would you take 50 and then be like we're gonna stay at 75 when you drop below 75, right, and then they'll be like I'll do 60, but I can pick it up tomorrow and you're like, fine, do 60, I don't care come right um. So everybody's got their, it's just wagering.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, it's like a flea market on your front porch, but you're just doing all Basically.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, You're just haggling via text or via next door app.

Speaker 2:

Right, I just, I just hate the, the no shows and all that stuff. There's always an excuse, they're always an excuse. They're like I'll come pick it up at least I'll give an excuse.

Speaker 1:

Sometimes it's crickets and you're like, yeah, but it's always earth or what happened sorry my boys practice went over, so we didn't like I don't need your life either I just need to know whether to go to the number two fella yeah or to keep it with you because and that's another thing because you think, like kids, sports it should be fair, right, right, but it's not so, like well, this person replied, so you know what I'm going to give them first dibs.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

I don't think like I've gotten out of that mindset. I don't promise anything or reply anything. I just go. Whoever is coming to get the item, that is where it's going to. Hey, it's still here, but if somebody comes to get it before you, then it's gone.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's on next door. And you know what it's mine, so I kind of set the rules. It's like Target.

Speaker 1:

Suddenly you're like everybody's personal assistant. I don't know, dave, I don't know if that person's going to come get it, and then it's like it's too much, I can't handle the pressure.

Speaker 2:

And then you just throw it in the garbage can or take it to Goodwill Like it gets to the point you're like you know what, forget it.

Speaker 1:

Do you know, though? I found this out via. Found this out via Nextdoor. I think, of course, I'm going to say the wrong thing and it's going to. You can dial Now. This is in Middle Tennessee. You can dial 311. Right.

Speaker 2:

And in three days the sheriff's office will come pick it up. I don't think that's correct. The sheriff picks it up.

Speaker 1:

Hold up.

Speaker 2:

Is that what we're paying the sheriff to do? Go pick up old next door stuff.

Speaker 1:

I don't think, okay, okay, I sound like country bumpkin To protect and pick up.

Speaker 2:

No, hold up, that's not right Hold up.

Speaker 1:

I took a picture of it, y'all so.

Speaker 2:

Wait a minute. This is a random next door person. Huh, that dropped this knowledge. Or is this like?

Speaker 1:

their policy. Okay, I have a photo of it. A photo of what of the comment thread of somebody trying to get rid of something?

Speaker 2:

Wait a minute, but this is a random person that said it, or is this next door administrator?

Speaker 1:

This is a next door thread and this is a person who lives sort of in our area that said hey, so-and-so, call 311, put it on the curb, they will pick it up in three to five days.

Speaker 2:

Who will pick it?

Speaker 1:

up.

Speaker 2:

I don't know I don't think it's the curb they will pick it up in three to five days.

Speaker 1:

Who will pick it up? I don't know. I don't think it's the sheriff.

Speaker 2:

Okay, it's probably not the sheriff, sorry sheriff, but um Is 311, the same number as 1-800-GOT-JUNK.

Speaker 1:

Well, I just looked it up and here's what it is Hub Nashville service.

Speaker 2:

Request Residents or visitors can contact with a metro representative to request services, share feed, okay, okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

So if you got a pool, table or like a mattress 3-1-1 bad boy right. I don't know what the 3-1-1 is going on. That means nothing. Hub nashville I don't know what that is I don't know it's an, it's a magic three digit number that if you have something you don't want, you put it out by the road and they come magically.

Speaker 2:

Or if your neighbors have a bunch of trash out by the road, maybe call 311 for them.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying you know, but also do you ever just do the free and put it out by the road and it disappears.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, free's gone. Yeah, but don't look on next door the next day, because the same thing's going to be on there. It's going to be like 25 bucks. Oh yeah, maybe, maybe not. What I love is getting on there, because I'm always worried I set the price too high, and then I get on there and I'm like it's just trash. Like oh, this has got to be free.

Speaker 1:

Oh no.

Speaker 2:

It's just all beat up like there's dust all over it. There's like handprints like an old printer and like, uh, we'll take a hundred they don't even make the cartridges.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, that's more expensive than best buy yeah, yeah, it's amazing what people try to sell for money. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Use toilet Real good deal. No, I'm good.

Speaker 1:

No, so I was on there and I'm on there more than I think I was. Well, I get the email updates and you know, it'll kind of give you like a preview and you're like I don't want to read that, I'm not getting into that, I don't get into political stuff or any of that.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

But there was one where somebody was like our yard got rolled, so TP'd or whatever people call it now toilet papered, but we say rolling rolling the yard.

Speaker 2:

You can roll houses. What else are you doing in a small town.

Speaker 1:

What else are you doing? But I don't endorse that. What else are you doing in a small town? What else are you doing? But I don't endorse that.

Speaker 2:

But and our ring camera which I'm like man kids today. Man, oh, I would have been so bored or in jail. Yes, that's all we did. Yeah, right, I don't think you'd go to jail for that.

Speaker 1:

Options are limited Showed that some middle school age looking kids came and rolled our yard and we need them to come pick it up and they were on a golf cart. So I'm like, ooh, and so there was two teams, like you said in the comments.

Speaker 2:

It's just kids being kids man.

Speaker 1:

That's not a hard cleanup. Yes, they rolled your yard, but you know what they're not doing, something else that's really bad. That could get you know and they're like but it's all about respect and property, which I get that, and I'm not here to discuss whether you should roll people's yards or not, but it was like whoo, that was a little intense and it was amazing how many people commented on that stuff.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I used to man, but I would, I would be that. I mean I used to man, but I would, I would be that.

Speaker 1:

The kid I mean.

Speaker 2:

I used to drive too fast and roll yards and all that, and now somebody goes down the street. Mm-hmm, I give them like a throw the hand up like slow down. What are you doing?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

No, and they're like look at this old guy.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, but yeah it's full circle.

Speaker 2:

We don't have trees in our front yards.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, but it's not a big thing anymore. But with all the other stuff that goes on, it's like I don't know, is that the worst thing? I'm going to have to probably let that go.

Speaker 2:

If you want them to stop, like if I saw somebody roll in my yard and it was teenagers all you do is run out the front door and start throwing toilet paper and join them. They will think it's so uncool and they will leave.

Speaker 1:

Probably so. Like this is great guys, Especially if you're in slippers in a Terry bathrobe. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2:

Let's do s'mores, later They'll be, like I'm out. This old dude likes it, it's not fun anymore, but free stuff. Yeah, a lot of free stuff. And then I saw one of these this morning.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I never get on there. I love how we're like we're never on there. I'm never on next door, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So 10 minutes ago there was this lady and she was like there's a car, it's driving real slow.

Speaker 1:

Oh man, Real slow. There's a dozen of those and they're videoing.

Speaker 2:

I think they're casing houses or the whole neighborhood or whatever. They're going real slow. They're recording everything.

Speaker 1:

Maybe they were yeah.

Speaker 2:

Or maybe somebody's like maybe they just work for like an insurance company and they're trying to I don't know.

Speaker 1:

They're probably one of the 30,000 realtors that live in the area.

Speaker 2:

You're probably getting something like hey, you need a new roof, do you have hail damage? Yeah, which I don't know what you get from videotaping somebody's house. I mean, I guess, if you want to drive slow and be like, go by my house, be like, ha, ha, there it is you can get on Google Earth.

Speaker 1:

Right, you know, taylor Swift don't live on the street, right? Yeah, what?

Speaker 2:

information. Are you stealing? Like going to some neighborhood and be like look at this video of the whole neighborhood, right, good job yeah.

Speaker 1:

No, I always think it's probably just people selling houses.

Speaker 2:

But I guess yeah, maybe it's something bad.

Speaker 1:

Maybe it's Joe Pesci and Christmas Home Alone.

Speaker 2:

Could be Case in the joint. But one of the first comments was like did you call the police?

Speaker 1:

And then somebody else was like that's concerning that is so scary.

Speaker 2:

And then somebody else was like it's probably just somebody Right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

But there's always kind of two sides. Unless the power's out, then everybody's like Same thing. Everybody hates the power company at that point and then there's every now and then like somebody's like look guys, there's 37,000 people out in the metro area. Nes is working around the clock. Let's just like pump the brakes.

Speaker 2:

You know who said that? The guy with the generator.

Speaker 1:

You know he's like let's all just calm down.

Speaker 2:

My food's not spoiling.

Speaker 1:

Yeah right.

Speaker 2:

You argue amongst yourselves.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, ourselves. Yeah. In a natural disaster or like in a situation where you don't have everything you think you need, I think it takes people probably oh full, full crazy mode about 48 hours yeah, I'd say that's 72. If you got a little patience, it's about right with me too, because I don't have a coffee maker for a couple days.

Speaker 2:

It it's going to get ugly. Oh, I didn't think about that. Oh man, what are you going to do? Eat?

Speaker 1:

it Well. Yeah, Our power goes out all the time.

Speaker 2:

It does, your power does go out.

Speaker 1:

My goodness gracious.

Speaker 2:

But then they sell those generators that.

Speaker 1:

come on, you should probably get on next door and just be like I'm not buying a used one, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2:

I'm saying, like you know, how everybody does it for opinions.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, Does anybody know?

Speaker 2:

who? Everybody knows a guy.

Speaker 1:

Everybody knows a guy.

Speaker 2:

This guy's great Ask for Kevin. Kevin is amazing.

Speaker 1:

Whatever it is, yeah, Well, I'll say this I was going to. This is where I kind of was heading. Next is, sometimes I do feel like it's a good place to find services, Like, hey, I need you know, because I need something painted up next to my roof and I don't want to get on the ladder that high. Like it's not a good idea. So who do I get? Oh?

Speaker 2:

totally.

Speaker 1:

I did that. Last time, though, I took the bait with somebody, and this person was horrible. I had three things to fix. One was in the crawl space. One was putting like a Doesn't matter Something up by Eve's. That's like too high for me and my husband to climb up on a ladder be doing and A he didn't do that.

Speaker 2:

Did he show up at all?

Speaker 1:

He did that's impressive. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We got a quote.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And he said it'd be three days that was a week ago. You know, I mean, I can go quote people.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh, I could do that all day long. I mean, I could walk around with a clipboard and be like what all you need done and pretend to write Right, pretend to write right and then go get my car and be like I'll call you in three days or when people I do feel bad when people like pay somebody. Oh, and they and they feel like, hey, this guy was gonna do cabinets. Yeah, I was a legit website, all this stuff. We paid him the deposit.

Speaker 2:

Gone man that and that's you know what. You should expose those people, yeah like totally to make it stop.

Speaker 1:

But I'm trying to think what other next door categories besides selling stuff Snakes, snakes. Who do you?

Speaker 2:

use for yard service.

Speaker 1:

There's a lot of that there's a lot of that.

Speaker 2:

We have more weeds now than we ever? We used a weed company, which I guess I won't rat them out. Yeah, but the guy keeps calling and we don't use them anymore because they were not good at their job.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but he just kept calling and asking.

Speaker 2:

I would try to be polite. A lot of times I'd scream my phone call because, but sometimes I'm just in the mood. Some days I'm like you know what let's talk to you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let's do it, let's pick this up and every time I do.

Speaker 2:

I'm like, why did I do that? But the guy was like can I just ask why you don't use our weed service anymore? I was like, well, there's just more weeds now than when you started, that's the simplest way I could say that you're not good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And he was like oh okay, I was like well. And they still call Like I gave that answer and then you still call me like every three months, Like is there anything we can do for you. No, I'm good.

Speaker 1:

If you haven't changed your mix? Absolutely not.

Speaker 2:

If we're running low on weeds, I'll give you a call, yeah right, yeah, I'll give you a call.

Speaker 1:

Yeah right, yeah, I oh lost pets, that's a big one.

Speaker 2:

That's what it's good for.

Speaker 1:

And that is nice, because we found someone's dog, because it was sort of walking. We were on a family walk in the neighborhood. This was like three years ago and this dog was nice, like so nice, and we have a dog. The dog is now 12. Like it's an established pet. It's obvious to all the people in my house that I don't want another pet and we walk home and this dog walks home with us and we're like, well, look, we'll post it on next door or, you know, ask the neighbors, because we were still kind of new in the neighborhood and like more than one of our kids goes. Well, if nobody claims him, can we keep him Because he's nice.

Speaker 1:

He was nice, lovely dog. I know where he lives now. Like two turns from my house. It's great, but I was like no Next door back home within an hour. That's fantastic.

Speaker 2:

It was amazing. I do. I can't stand driving through the neighborhood and seeing a loose dog. It's happened to me multiple times.

Speaker 1:

Do you have the turmoil inside? No Like do I stop. I pull over.

Speaker 2:

I get the dog. It's happened a couple times. I get the dog.

Speaker 1:

Do you put it in your car?

Speaker 2:

No, oh, it's like a picture of it. But then you've got to get your phone out First. First of all, is it going to jump on my face and just bite me repeatedly? You don't know, is it Cujo or is it Lassie, nobody knows. So you just pull over and you're like come here, buddy, you just don't want to be destroyed by a dog, and then you're like oh, he's old and he don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2:

There's a dog that gets out, he can't hear. He can't know what's going on. There's a dog that gets out, he can't hear, he can't see Nothing. I've grabbed him from our front yard like three or four times.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But when you walk up to him you scare the mess out of him because he doesn't know you're coming at all, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then you just kind of put your hands on him and he's like huh, hey, it's you again. I smell it.

Speaker 2:

I guess he can smell. I don't know, so I don't know. And then there's never a collar. And you know, I found one the other day in the middle of the road. I was like who does this dog belong to? He looked kind of mean a little bigger, which by the way, if you've got a bigger dog and somebody doesn't stop it's your fault. You've got a big dog. It looks kind of scary right, yeah sorry.

Speaker 2:

So I get him and I'm like whose dog could this be? And then I look at the closest house to where the dog was middle of the road, by the way and their door is wide open.

Speaker 1:

So I'm gonna guess that house I bet that's it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so I walk over there, but then you're at a random house. The door's wide open. You sort of. No, he wouldn't come to me, he would kind of growl but kind of follow me At their door. Yeah, so then I'm at their door and it's open, so I just holler Like anybody home or like hey.

Speaker 1:

Then a video of you on the ring camera is on next door.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so you're like, then you're conflicted because you're like I have your dog. Is this like a ransom? You know it's like I got your dog and they're like what Why'd you open my door? I didn't open your door, it's already open. He doesn't like me, but he's by the road I think he opened the door.

Speaker 1:

Does he know the code Can?

Speaker 2:

he do a deadbolt. But anyway, wow, didn't get a thank you. But the dog safe, but what's the house? I will say this though I drove, it was like months later driving around same dog out. I know where he lives now door open? I don't think the door was open this sounds horrible, but I had places to be yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Like I was on a a schedule, right, he's in the road. Yeah, I just, I just don't look at the rear view mirror.

Speaker 2:

I just go, I say a little.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, prayer, he doesn't get hit yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, thoughts and prayers, man, and I'm driving and like I hope so you know what. Somebody else has more time today.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, cause it's a thing.

Speaker 2:

You feel bad, turn into a thing. Yeah yeah, it's like a three hour. What if nobody responds?

Speaker 1:

Right, then you're like well, I was going to take my kid to the orthodontist and go get groceries, but you know what? My kid is stuck at school and now I'm responsible for this animal yeah, I didn't plan on buying a dog this minute.

Speaker 2:

And then everybody's like does that have a collar?

Speaker 1:

like I don't, I guess, I don't know, it doesn't.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, if it does, it's blank, it's probably got a chip. Well, I don't have a chip reader like what am I?

Speaker 1:

supposed to do yeah, well, what that involves is go to you're taking it to a random vet.

Speaker 2:

I don't like taking my dog to the vet and then hold on.

Speaker 1:

How does that work? If you take that dog to the vet, I ain't paying for it. No, I know, but if they scan it, if you're like, look, I still gotta take my kid to the orthodontist, I'm gonna miss that appointment and they're gonna charge me for it because I've gotten certain text reminders about it, so I have no business missing it. Are you going to? Are they going to notify the pet's owner?

Speaker 2:

I have a question Because it'll pop up. If you take a dog, say, you post it on Nextdoor.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

First of all, how do you know it has a chip? No, you don't, and then if you take it to, the vet and they scan it and they say it doesn't have a chip. Can you be like? Well, you're a vet, you're used to these.

Speaker 1:

I'm out yeah.

Speaker 2:

I think that's what you do. I think you take it to the vet and they say like, oh, we'll go scan him, you go okay.

Speaker 1:

And when they go scan him, you jet, you have to leave.

Speaker 2:

Yeah you got to go, yeah you got to get man, that's what you need next door yeah, that's when you're like look people free dog just put free dog and then this little parentheses just be like might have an owner yeah if you want to take him to the vet and scan him, you can or you can try to be like hundred dollars, but I'll give you 5050.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm kidding. If you want somebody to claim their dog try to sell it.

Speaker 2:

And then they're like that's my dog. I'm like well, good, come get it.

Speaker 1:

That's a different comment thread at that point. But yeah, yeah, lawn service, home repair services, lost dogs.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, kids driving fast through the neighborhood.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I was that kid and that makes me so mad now oh, right now it's like if anybody sees a black suv 07 to you know, 2010, there's two young kids and I get it Like you want to teach them a lesson.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

It's a little bit like oh man, I guess they're going really fast. Yeah, they are sometimes. Yeah, but yeah. Call 311 and sheriff will come pick them up.

Speaker 2:

I wish, I'm like is that real?

Speaker 1:

I might ask a sheriff, call 311 and see what it says.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I don't have any stuff to pick up.

Speaker 1:

I don't either, but I just want to see what the service is. Surely it's a robot. It's not real. They're not going to say this is Janice, what do you need us to come get?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's the city or the county. Ain't nobody answering no phone.

Speaker 1:

No, not on a three-digit number.

Speaker 2:

You gotta press, it has a three-digit number 3-1-1. I want a three-digit number.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's not fair.

Speaker 2:

I remember, yeah, that's.

Speaker 1:

All right, nextdoorcom. I mean, is it callcom? Yeah, it is, you can go to the website. Well, it's an app, but it's oh everything's an app.

Speaker 2:

I'm always confused. You get on an app and they're like go to our website. I'm like what I thought. That's why I had an app, so I didn't have to do real computer.

Speaker 1:

I know I don't need to do real computer today, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm like a caveman with technology. Like me, want app me no want computer Right.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no but yeah, facial recognition, I'm in.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I wish it recognized when I touch my phone and it would just do. I don't even want to do the face thing, Just as my phone. Everything's open.

Speaker 1:

I don't care.

Speaker 2:

If I lose my phone, that's my fault.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Passwords face. I don't care. Yeah, just easy Thumb.

Speaker 1:

I remember it was the thumb. Oh face, I don't care, yeah, just easy. I remember what was the thumb.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

Do they have that anymore?

Speaker 2:

No All right, get on next door and check it out.

Speaker 1:

You can probably find an old one for sale.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm going to sell my phone.

Speaker 1:

I need a Sprint flip phone. Do you have light pink? That's what I had in, like 2004.

Speaker 2:

I love that my father-in-law still has a flip phone. He doesn't even text, because you have to do like oh, four three. Aaa to like do a, c.

Speaker 1:

Yes, oh, I got good at that. Text is not even turned on.

Speaker 2:

He just has a flip phone.

Speaker 1:

To call the authorities.

Speaker 2:

I'm so jealous, yeah, until I go somewhere and they're like how are you going to pay for that? I'm like, well, I guess I want a phone right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, right, do you take flip phones?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, if you've got flip phones, then you've got to have a credit card, then you've got to have cash.

Speaker 1:

You've got to have a wallet.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, do you have a?

Speaker 1:

wallet. I found a wallet.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, god bless those people. I found a wallet there's no money in it.

Speaker 1:

There was no money in it there's never any money in it no, no, just an id, it's empty. It's got an id and some credit cards we found like key fobs for cars, before which I'm like I guess somebody was walking for exercise and lost their keys.

Speaker 2:

Why do you need your keys?

Speaker 1:

I'm just kidding, I don't know If you don't have a no, I know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, when you're going to walk.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you got your keys.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, let's go, drop them All right, all right Nextdoorcom. That's all we got.

Speaker 1:

That's all we got. That's all we got. Take care y'all.

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