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Gettin Healthy
Ever wondered if those pricey health trends really live up to the hype, or if they’re just a whimsical ride on the wellness carousel? Join us as we poke fun at the whirlwind of health ads filling our social media feeds, from the cult-like allure of AG1 greens to the extreme rituals of sauna and ice bath devotees. We can’t help but question the logic of replacing meals with concoctions as bizarre as lemonade, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper, all while contemplating the wild idea of a body cleanse amidst holiday indulgence.
Navigating the grocery aisles is a comedy in itself, where the battle between health aspirations and snack temptations reaches epic proportions. High-protein diets promise perfection until they meet their match in the snack aisle, home of dill pickle chips and Cool Ranch Doritos. Laugh along as we share tales of ordering health boosters online, only to be sidelined by snack cravings, proving that our journey to a balanced diet is anything but straightforward.
And for those of us who’ve ever bought a health product with grand intentions only to watch it gather dust, this episode is your anthem. From the untouched AG1 greens in the pantry to the elusive scooper in protein powders, our tales of procrastination hit home. We chat about our shared routine of planning to start anew—always after the next big holiday. So grab a snack, tune in, and take comfort in knowing you’re not alone on this comical quest for wellness.
Welcome to here real quick y'all. Okay, here's what we're going to be talking about, because I know people are on the medias yes, they are the socials. Um, I guess they just want us to be healthy healthier it's all about money, but all I get all I get on my media on my feed when I'm scrolling is protein, not protein powders. Ag1 greens.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's hot.
Speaker 1:That's about every seven or eight little scrolling window.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I get a ton of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Food prep services, stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Saunas. We're pushing saunas hard in the ice baths. Do you get that?
Speaker 2:Well, I think it caters to whatever your search I guess.
Speaker 1:Maybe it's because I talk about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's listening. But, I ain't talking about green powder. Well, you're pretty healthy. Right, you are pretty healthy.
Speaker 1:People always say that People are like man, you're healthy, I'm like, no, I'm just skinny.
Speaker 2:I don't want to be skinny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've tried to fix it and it doesn't work.
Speaker 2:Because I get stuff like how to clean this. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay. Or this for your yard, or recipes, or like mom hacks or things like I mean, I know they're always listening mom hacks or things like that I know they're always listening, but but there's popular item, the ag1 I've seen the ag1.
Speaker 2:It's like the probiotics and the green powder and yeah yeah, they gotta slow down.
Speaker 1:I don't know what's in it gold, I guess apparently everything because I look, they put it so much that I was like oh, maybe I do need this.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:So I look into it. I think it's like $80 a month.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:But you get a hat, which that's great, but yeah, it's $80 a month to put powder in water.
Speaker 2:No, you know, it ain't going to taste good.
Speaker 1:And they're like yeah.
Speaker 2:Then you got to go buy a bunch of stuff to make a smoothie, to put it in so it tastes better. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 1:They're pushing it hard.
Speaker 2:They are.
Speaker 1:But then they're like, well, now you don't have to take probiotics, now you don't have to take a multivitamin, now you don't have to take a multivitamin, Now you don't have to take this. And I'm like, yeah, but I got to take AG1 greens.
Speaker 2:I know and they advertise during football. Now I think, I think they're on TV.
Speaker 1:It's a lot.
Speaker 2:It's a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're pushing it hard. But I think about that stuff. I'm like I need to get all healthy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like before the holidays holidays because, yeah, most people don't think about it.
Speaker 1:That's gonna go out the window oh yeah, because I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna sit down on turkey day and I need to take as much as I want. Yeah, I need to take a month, get real healthy, so I can just abandon that for two months right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like clear the hard drive because it's about to get clogged up yeah, yeah, your phone doesn't have much storage left. No, your body doesn't have much storage left. No, your body doesn't have much health left. Let's get, let's cleanse, or something. Yeah, have you ever done that? Is it Beyonce? Cleanse the lemonade, cayenne pepper, or something.
Speaker 1:Wait, Beyonce has a lemonade cleanse.
Speaker 2:Seriously no, I don't know if she it's not like with her face on it but she does it.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought she like. No, it's like lemonade, and something, because wasn't lemonade an album? Okay, isn't that one of her albums?
Speaker 2:Lemonade, my Beyonce wires are crossing, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I do the Sonic, Cleanse the Cherry Limeade. Man, that is so good I think that's the opposite of a cleanse. I've never done a cleanse Ever.
Speaker 2:It. I think that's the opposite of a cleanse. I've never done a cleanse Ever. It makes you feel bad. Did you ever watch Parks and Rec?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, remember Rob Lowe. He's talking to Donna. They're the only ones in a bar not drinking. And he goes, I can literally feel the toxins coming out of my pores. Isn't it great, donna? She goes. Well, not to that stage yet, and he goes. But I'm telling you, when you get to the so-and-so state, like because you kind of feel bad before you feel better, how long do you have?
Speaker 1:to do that Like a week.
Speaker 2:A couple of weeks usually. It depends Like people do. All kinds of people do crazy stuff, Parasite cleanses and all that stuff. Yeah, I don't need to know Beyonce diet aka the master cleanse, or lemonade diet. See, I ain't crazy.
Speaker 1:Well, no, you said lemonade and I know that's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this was pre the album.
Speaker 1:Oh, is that where she was. Inspired.
Speaker 2:Is that what inspired the album like cleanse? I don't know, maybe so um that's wrong, but okay, it's not quicken, but it's lemonade and, of course, cayenne pepper let's talk about this a minute. Um, yeah, you just drink it and you I like lemonade but that's all you do.
Speaker 1:For two weeks.
Speaker 2:It's maple syrup, cayenne, pepper, lemon, and there might be some other stuff in it. Anyway there's also maybe a scene you can tell what I watch from the Office where Kelly is maybe doing that cleanse and she looks gray. She's so weak because she's trying to lose all this weight.
Speaker 1:Anyway, doesn't she pass out in the?
Speaker 2:episode yeah. So, you can go extreme. I say you know, if you want to take good vitamin, knock yourself out. You want to kick caffeine, whatever. And I ended up kicking it because I had the flu or covet or something horrible a month ago and I just didn't get back on coffee. So now I'm not drinking caffeine, which is crazy, and I was up three hours in the middle of night last night. I'm not like, I'm not dying for it, you know what I mean. Like it's totally like. Your body just gets addicted to it.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I don't know, but that's not really like. But I'm not, I don't eat desserts, I mean.
Speaker 1:I was never a big dessert eater until I started dating Robin.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Because her mom they just have like three cakes. Very good dessert.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's always desserts and I used to be the I was the boyfriend at Sunday dinner. Oh yeah, and they were like what kind of cake you want. And I was like whatever does not make you angry. Um no, but yeah, accepting me please? Um no, but for a long time I was like I'm good, no, thank you yeah. And.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't eat dessert.
Speaker 1:Which, and then I started. You know I was like that is good. Yeah, she made a chocolate amaretto mousse and I was like okay, okay, oh my gosh, that sounds amazing. Okay, we're going to do more of this and then yeah, but I feel like maybe in-laws didn't fully trust me.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, like what's wrong with?
Speaker 1:this boy. He's not eating the dessert, he's skinny and he doesn't like dessert. Yeah, you know, I don't know, yeah, I don't know if I can trust this kid.
Speaker 2:And then, as soon as I started, eating desserts, they were probably like all right, yeah, he's all right, he's a keeper, maybe he's still a bama fan, but yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:And robin makes great desserts yeah, but shit, we don't eat desserts much.
Speaker 2:No, yeah I mean, but like when we have a gathering or something.
Speaker 1:she sometimes makes a dessert yeah, she likes making.
Speaker 2:Man, it's like, it's not just like.
Speaker 1:She don't make those at home.
Speaker 2:yeah, everybody's like oh man, how do y'all?
Speaker 2:whoo she make this all time, like about twice a year yeah, for whatever we're at now and something else right, yeah, but yeah, people do all those cleanses or you know, keto whatever. I bought some keto chicken sausage at costco yesterday because I was like, well, my sister-in-law is doing this and she looks because I was like I don't have eggs and a little sausage. Well, I got up this morning and I didn't have time to eat anything, so I had a cup of green tea decaf with nothing in it, and that's called the sadness cleanse. I got here and I was hungry and angry.
Speaker 1:So there we go. All the tired ladies yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:She probably don't want me talking about everything.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, she does, she eats super healthy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now she eats super healthy, which I just feel like garbage because she'll come in.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it's, it's not keto, whatever, I don't know what it's, it's not keto, whatever I don't know what it is, but in the mornings, if she's in that age range.
Speaker 1:She doesn't really eat.
Speaker 2:Like carbs? I guess it is. What is it? Just high protein, your ketone?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you pay attention to your ketones and all that, so I didn't know any of this stuff.
Speaker 2:I thought that was a singing group in group. But whatever, my favorites are the Four Seasons and the Ketones.
Speaker 1:But yeah, she pays attention to that yeah, and then she had to go for yearly whatever physical Sure yeah. Whatever. And she was like I knew it was going to be high, so her cholesterol was high.
Speaker 2:Oh right.
Speaker 1:But when you look at it it's kind of a.
Speaker 2:Is it a wash?
Speaker 1:Antiquated. Is that a good way to say it?
Speaker 2:I don't know Whatever, I think I added extra T's in there, antiquated.
Speaker 1:Salmonella, so anyway. So the way they look at cholesterol is, like everybody's body's, different. Yeah, and if you're not eating a lot of carbs, you're eating a lot of eggs, a lot of protein, stuff like that your cholesterol is going to be higher. Sure yeah, but it doesn't. It's not a good way to like measure it.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Like they're big on like oh, you got high cholesterol, you better take this pill.
Speaker 2:I know, but they're not looking at the whole picture.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're like, yeah, but if you're eating healthy, like in the morning. I think she has like avocado eggs and then like steak or whatever. Yeah, Like the. You know, of course, Costco.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the little slices. No, I know I love that, I love that stuff yeah.
Speaker 1:But yeah, then there's, me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:She doesn't eat carbs and I take up the slack.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're like, let me help you. Yeah, I got this everything bagel cream cheese.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, potato chips. Yeah, but I'll do that, I'll get on social media and then I'll read about AG1, greens, yeah, and all this stuff, and I'm like you know what? Today's the day, yeah, or what?
Speaker 2:tomorrow, tomorrow or whenever it comes in the mail.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I still haven't ordered it, but yeah, they show it to you, so much like I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to do it. Yeah, you go through stages.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then it's 10 o'clock and I'm kind of hungry, but I don't want lunch. And the next thing, you know, I'm ranch doritos sitting down in the recliner, because I say that the older I get it'll be midday. You know, if you're gonna knock out a couple loads of laundry yeah, I'm like oh, I'll sit down for a little bit. It's never a little bit and I really don't need to yeah, yeah but yeah, next thing, you know, I'm eating cool ranch doritos. Re-watching a bama game oh, my gosh.
Speaker 2:Sup LSU and then, sorry and then so I'll just yeah, yeah, I love the snack baggers of chips. I do too.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to lie, I don't eat one, I eat one Cool.
Speaker 2:Ranch.
Speaker 1:And then I get something to add to it.
Speaker 2:Okay, you know what's good, that's what you do.
Speaker 1:Because nobody likes the plain chips. You get the plain chips. And then you get that sour cream and onion, dump it on top.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Kind of eat it with the other. I like the sea salt and vinegar.
Speaker 1:Okay. Also I like salt and cracked pepper.
Speaker 2:I like dill pickle. Lay's has a dill pickle chip, it's off the hook or the chain or whatever. The kids are saying it's so good, it's so good and you're like it's none of that, yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 1:I've already eaten that Dill pickle chips. Yeah See, I love dill pickles. I ain't eating dill pickle chips.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's so good, Mmm salty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that's too low in ketones.
Speaker 2:I'm sure there's no ketones in it. Yeah, healthy stuff.
Speaker 1:I try to buy the healthy snacks. I did that whole thing. Here's another one Thrive Market. Have you seen that?
Speaker 2:one. Oh yeah, they're going to send you all the healthy stuff. Don't even go in the store so you can't even see the Little Debbies. Just stay away. We'll send you the stuff.
Speaker 1:Everything they send you is basically from Costco.
Speaker 2:Is it really?
Speaker 1:I mean, it looks like it Maybe it's not.
Speaker 2:Probably Whole Foods or Trader Joe's or whatever that one is.
Speaker 1:I don't go to that place.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I go there sometimes. Trader Joe's wear me out, I get in there in there.
Speaker 1:I don't know what none of that stuff is. You know what I'm saying. You walk down the aisle.
Speaker 2:It's like a it's its own culture. It's a weird market.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. I'm walking around. I can't. Where's Golden Flake?
Speaker 2:I need stuff. No, they don't have it.
Speaker 1:No, I know they don't have it, but it's confusing when you go in and all you've like.
Speaker 2:It's not that healthy. What kind of tastes good like this?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's, and I don't hate Trader Joe's.
Speaker 1:I don't hate it, it's just a lot I like certain things from there, but it's not market.
Speaker 2:They should never market it as healthy. It is Aldi's cooler big brother.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I want to say those companies, literally they're the brothers, like there were two brothers that started one started the other and they're german. I don't know, I may have that wrong, but I think that's actually the story. But, um, I feel like I listened to that on the radio like four years ago anyway. But like they have their own brand of oreos, they have their own brand of, you know, cheerios and stuff. Everything is trader joe's brand. But like some of it is kind of like cultish or almost like viral, like their orange chicken and stuff like that that's frozen, but it's I'm not near one and it's small, like a small aldi. I'm getting into it, sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go for it, and it's always crowded like a small Aldi.
Speaker 2:I'm getting into it, sorry, yeah, go for it, and it's always crowded. The people that work there are amazing. They're so happy. They're the happiest grocery store workers ever.
Speaker 1:At Aldi no.
Speaker 2:I mean they're not nice, but I'm talking about Trader Joe's. It's kind of like a party in there a little bit yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, people swear by it. I know, but you can't get everything If you need cream of tartar or some business like that.
Speaker 2:You ain't finding that there. I don't even know what that is. Well, some old bacon, something, something I don't know. But I'm saying they don't have everything. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like, just like Costco doesn't have everything you know. Sorry, I was just thinking how creamareem and Tartar just lead to a dentist. Kareem and Tartar, you got a lot of Tartar, but like if you go to Trader Joe's, you're also going to have to go to Kroger or Publix you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I just yeah. But yeah, it's hard being healthy, Like people think I'm healthy. People are always like you. Run you? I look like I could run if.
Speaker 1:I ran to the mailbox and ran back. I'd be like I'll sit down for a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I need some chips, I need some Doritos.
Speaker 1:Golly I'm tired, but yeah it's, it's weird because, people think you're healthy yeah they think you're, I mean, I guess I don horrible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but people do because if you're on the smaller side, they just think you're healthy because it's all weight related right.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's not true.
Speaker 1:Oh, I bet you do like marathons and just like.
Speaker 2:No, no, I don't.
Speaker 1:I do housework marathons. Yeah, I mean, I can vacuum.
Speaker 2:I can do laundry all day.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I will knock out every bit.
Speaker 1:I can multitask. Yeah, yeah, right, as long as I sit down every now and then.
Speaker 2:Have them, Doritos or yeah.
Speaker 1:Or my AG1.
Speaker 2:But if you're like me, do you ever like? Okay, I'm going to do this, I'm going to not have any of this whatever, and you do good for a while. And then you know, I see a pack of haribo gummy bears or albanese whatever they're called gummy bears, the sour whatever, yeah and if I decide to buy it, it's game over, because there's no, like I'll save these for later and keep them for a week.
Speaker 2:No, no, in two days. So at that point I might as well buy the little Debbie Christmas trees. You know what? I mean oh gosh, those are horrible.
Speaker 1:They're back on the shelves.
Speaker 2:Okay, we let people eat anything in this country.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Except for California. They're just now like catching up with the UK on some stuff, like we actually we know it causes cancer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we do. Yeah, they still sell it.
Speaker 2:I'm like, if you know it causes cancer, just take it off you know we ain't got no willpower. Just take it away from us. Yeah, Be like Thrive Market. Thrive Market is or what is it? Is it called Thrive Market? That's what you said they're basically like stay in your house.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll bring it to you. Don't go outside because you're going to buy gummy worms.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're going to come home with peanut M&Ms and a Diet Dr Pepper and you just need to stay there and we're going to send you some bars that taste like cardboard probably, but I don't know.
Speaker 1:Thrive Market is like the opposite of like. If Bucky's delivered oh yeah thrive market is like. It's like what you should get on the snack aisle yeah but you don't buy that no so I've tried to get healthier snacks yeah and I throw them in the pantry, but the problem is I'll kind of eat them. Now there's some I'm like, oh, this is good, this is way healthier and I'll eat it like yep, that tastes healthier I ain't doing that, no more.
Speaker 2:Some are fine, but then some are like no. Oh, no I ain't doing that.
Speaker 1:That's cardboard.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But, you can't have normal and that.
Speaker 2:No, because if you have some sour cream and onion, Lay's chips right next to the healthy. Ain't nobody grabbing the healthy one?
Speaker 1:No, I ain't grabbing it. I have to be out of the good stuff. Yeah, yeah, we have to get rid of it. Sorry, the bad stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which tastes good. Have you ever bought those little made good things? No, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's called make it. Oh, our boys eat those. Are they good? Yeah, almost both of them. If our boys eat them, they're good. Okay, yeah, that's true, because they're pretty picky.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's kind of like. So I saw this thing on social media about this lady and she's being interviewed I don't know if it's Today Show or something like that and she had her dog with her and she the dog. And he loves all vegetables.
Speaker 2:And I'm like all right, well, let's do a little test. And they put out the dog bowls One had meat in it, one had all veggies and she goes oh, I know exactly what he's going to do. He's going to go right over to the vegetables and that dog was like I smell the meats. And he went over and put his face in the meat.
Speaker 2:I found an Arby's bowl. This is an awkward interview. Now I feel like we're the same like. You know what I mean. Like if you sat down a five guys burger and then you sat down a kale salad, I'm gonna eat the five guys burger probably.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you who. Got good salads, though, and they're proud of them Chopped, chopped.
Speaker 2:Yeah, woo.
Speaker 1:Well, first of all, yeah. Okay, we done branched off. But chopped salads, I think they're priced okay because they're super expensive.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That thing's two meals, or you have to be or you're starving.
Speaker 2:If you're starving and you eat the whole.
Speaker 1:I don't know which one I get, but that thing is ginormous.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you ate a whole head of lettuce.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you're starving and you eat that whole thing, you ain't starving when you're done.
Speaker 2:And you don't need roughage for like two weeks.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Because you have met the quota. You're like do we need lettuce? No, uh-uh.
Speaker 1:Ooh, we need lettuce. No, uh-uh, ooh, I overdid it on lettuce on Tuesday Hell. No, we don't need no more lettuce, hell I love their salads.
Speaker 2:I love them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 2:If you like salad, it's the place to go.
Speaker 1:If you love salad and you don't love chewing a lot. Yeah, you got to plan to be busy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's chopped, but you still got to get to work.
Speaker 1:But you don't get that big hunk of lettuce you don't get the big hunk like at a steak place. You know, you go to a steak place or something and they bring you that. You're going to bring me a big old clear white Lettuce wedge. Yeah, I want $2 off my bill because this is half the bowl.
Speaker 2:I'm going to spend half my time chopping this up.
Speaker 1:It's got that little pink, pinkish hue to it, or a little bit of red. I'm like what is this? I don't like that. Why does the lettuce do that?
Speaker 2:You gave me garbage. Yeah, this seemed to be in the compost.
Speaker 1:I need a glad bag because I ain't eating this part and it's ginormous.
Speaker 2:I love, but so.
Speaker 1:I'm going to sprinkle my AG1 greens on it. Make it healthy.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking of where chopped is right now. Yeah, where we go, it's good. You go to the one in Brentwood right.
Speaker 1:Is that the closed one I go to? That's the only one I know about.
Speaker 2:Okay, they need to have another one, but anyway. But down the street is Jenny's Ice Cream.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what yeah?
Speaker 2:I love their waffle cones. Sorry, do you know how much sugar I love their waffle cones. Sorry, sorry, do you?
Speaker 1:know how much sugar. No, what was it? Crumble cookie Crumble cookie.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's on the socials right now.
Speaker 1:So crumble cookie. I looked it up. I didn't look it up, it was on my phone.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They showed it to me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They looked it up and hand fed it to me. Not the cookie, but the info want to say it was 1100 calories.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And the grams of sugar.
Speaker 2:It's like drinking a glass of sugar. Yeah, it's bonkers, bonkers.
Speaker 1:That and Chick-fil-A their lemonade.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's so sugar Like a lemonade at.
Speaker 1:Chick-fil-A, I think the. It was like I don't even know what it was, but it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you'd be better off just drinking a Coke, but yeah, the crumble cookie. And you know our daughter used to work there.
Speaker 1:At Crumble Cookie.
Speaker 2:Yes, at Crumble Cookie when she was in college and she would bring them home like the four-pack because she would get them and I could only eat like one bite because you can taste the butter. There's so much butter.
Speaker 1:Oh yes, there's so much sugar, bonkers.
Speaker 2:But nobody needs to eat a whole one of those ever.
Speaker 1:No A Chick-fil-A a small fresh-squeezed I ain't seen nobody squeezing their lemons in there contains 31 grams of sugar and a large has 73 grams.
Speaker 2:Yeah, get a Coke Probably.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, well, maybe not a large. I mean, yeah, yeah, that's like the most unhealthy thing, but you think you're getting lemonade.
Speaker 2:I know, yeah, mm-hmm. Water with lemon.
Speaker 1:That's the only way around that, oh my goodness, oh yeah, she does that in the morning. Rob makes a big.
Speaker 2:Tumbler.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Stanley Cup.
Speaker 1:Stanley Cup. Same with all water, like maybe a whole lemon squeeze, that's a lot.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's supposed to be great for A lot of lemon and Celtic salt Salt to make you like. A little bit of Irish salt coming in there, yeah.
Speaker 1:But like she drinks at least one of those, yeah.
Speaker 2:No, it's supposed to be great for your digestion. It keeps you, gets you going before you start eating.
Speaker 1:I don't know about the salt, but I think it's just to retain, so your body kind of retains the hydration.
Speaker 2:Like healthy Gatorade. I don't know. It's a nice hydration Like healthy Gatorade. I don't know. Man, I got to look into all this. See I mean, I just need a pamphlet Tells me what to do.
Speaker 1:I want something that's not on social media. Just send me something legit.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like an old school brochure. Yeah, I can just keep my bedside table.
Speaker 2:Tell me what to eat. I don't want everything on my phone. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. Sometimes I want something I can hold and be like all right, 10 o'clock. I'm going to do it. I want a piece of paper. That's how old I am.
Speaker 2:So let me tell you this we're not going to get into it. But I had to go to the Xfinity store, hold your sigh. But I went in and they're like, yeah, what's the deal? And I was like, well, I'll tell you what the deal is. I was trying to sign up for the tv package and I was like you can't see it on the internet what the channels are.
Speaker 2:And I said to get your phone number you have to go on the internet and find where the phone number is and then you have to call somebody you can't get away and then they don't know what the channels are either they don't care I said so I'm here at 10 o'clock when the door opens with all the people 78 and over yeah and we're waiting, and so I need a new clicker yeah, right, yeah, and then, oh, yeah, I mean they're headspun when I asked for actual cable box where you could, you know, put the cable in which I don't think they make them or they're stuck in a port or something in Canada, but anyway, but same, yeah, like sometimes, I want a paper calendar.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Or just give me you know what? Give me a packet with the staple at the top left. This is items you can eat. I could put it on the fridge with magnets.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm all about give me a laminated bullet point little chart yeah.
Speaker 2:I want it on my fridge somewhere that I can just yeah, Because you don't have to find it on your phone. How much lemon was it? And then you try to screenshot it.
Speaker 1:Hold on, I took a picture of it. Let me go through my photos.
Speaker 2:I'm like my daughter's wedding. Okay, a mole I need to get seen about. That's how old.
Speaker 1:I am, I will take a picture or I find it on social media and then I'm like and I take the screenshot.
Speaker 2:Sound effect.
Speaker 1:That was free.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then, that's what I go back and find.
Speaker 2:Not a link I'm like hold on I got a picture, let me zoom in. That's not efficient.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh.
Speaker 2:No, we're just going, uh-uh.
Speaker 1:I'm going to print it. Yeah, that's what I want.
Speaker 2:By the way my toner's low, I got to go get some more toner I don't know why that stuff's so expensive. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Y'all need to slow down, Go in there and like, and then they just quit. They're just like yeah, we don't make that anymore.
Speaker 2:Then you got a new printer. We don't care, yeah, it's all the same printer.
Speaker 1:And then you get in there. It's all plastic. Now Walmart or Lord knows which I'm about done with the Target. Y'all ain't got nothing on those shelves.
Speaker 2:What is that?
Speaker 1:If you want a Lego set, go to Target and get ready to laugh. They got about three things up there and somebody's talking Just shop. They ought to rename it Pallets R Us, because that's what you're shopping off of.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in the middle.
Speaker 1:You can't get a buggy down the aisle Just when you go into Target. Now you should get a buggy and every buggy should have a box cutter bungeed to it, because you're going to have to open the box and get the stock out. The only thing they care about is bathing suits in November, some jewelry and some clothes. That's it, god forbid. You need something in the back and don't go to that corner that's got school supplies.
Speaker 2:And Gatorade and. Roundup. Yeah, it's all right there together.
Speaker 1:I mean now it's going to be Christmas for a minute.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But they done gave. That's just big lots in the back, they just combine forces. I think I've said that before. No, but when you get in that back corner, that's straight up like big lots on a bad day. Yeah, they don't care, they don't know.
Speaker 2:I think you should just make your own name tag and wear a red shirt. Maybe they'll pay you, because yeah it's a mess.
Speaker 1:It's crazy. Our Walmart people think we're crazy. That place is spotless, everything is stocked, everything is front faced.
Speaker 2:Is it Cool? Springs across from CarMax.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I saw a manager at this Walmart and a guy had left a shelf like leaning up against a oak, just like one metal shelf.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, she was like come here, oh.
Speaker 1:And she was like do not leave the shelf here. She was like you can't leave this stuff out here and open. People are going to trip on it. And I was like send her to Target. Good Lord, they need help. Yeah, but you go in there and it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then they done Chick-fil-A'd the checkout. Like when you go to checkout they're like that one's open, go, that one's open go like oh, at walmart, yeah, it moves man it's yeah I never thought I would enjoy going to walmart, wow I'm gonna have to go to yours. Produce is better. Produce is better than publics. What? Yeah, okay, that's your walmart though I'm telling you location dependent, I'm telling you because there's one I went to the other day and I was sadder when I left and it it's better and like yeah.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 1:We went. All right, I'll finish it up. So we went and the other night we went to Walmart. We were like bored and we're like, eh, we'll just get out of the house and Robin or no, we went somewhere else. And then Robin's like do you mind if we swing by Walmart?
Speaker 2:No walmart.
Speaker 1:No, I'm like sure, whatever we didn't want to go, it was raining. Oh yeah, whatever we go in. And then they have all the like. They got a bunch of christmas stuff right yeah, but then that robin found that they also, like dolly parton, has went in with walmart and has her whole, this whole line of like christmas uh, whatever, like you know, paper plates oh yeah, wine glasses or whatever, it's all like dolly there's like dolly themed stuff, and they also have snoop dog stuff okay, like about wow, christmas or whatever, I don't know, but that's amazing yeah.
Speaker 1:So we got in there and she was like get, get a buggy.
Speaker 2:So we're like yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, she did some damage. And then we're like, well, it's raining, we're going to go get the car yeah. It's legit.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm going to have to check it out, yeah.
Speaker 1:They ain't got AG1 grains. I don't think.
Speaker 2:No, maybe not, but that's probably where I'll go to get all my grocery stuff for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh they did have a bunch of like Thanksgiving plates and all the.
Speaker 2:Yams and Alan's green beans and French fried onions and all the stuff yeah.
Speaker 1:When else do you use French fried onions?
Speaker 2:Never. Sometimes people use them on half-baked.
Speaker 1:Oh, you can do it like a burger.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, like a Burger Republic, they get them French fried onions, a little barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, this is over. This is gone from AG. I got to go eat.
Speaker 2:We went from AG1 greens to sour cream and onion. See, that's what happens To sugar.
Speaker 1:That's what happens. I'm like I'm getting AG1 greens. I'm going to eat healthier. I'm going to start do like more. I'm going to work out in the morning. I always tell myself that I'm going to work up for the boys and wake up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I'm like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I said work up.
Speaker 2:You might need a work up if you don't start working out.
Speaker 1:I need a blood work up and then I wake up in the morning. I'm like I need to get on my iPad for about two hours before I work out.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that's what happens. I want to do all that. And then the next thing, you know, I'm like we should go to Burger Republic and just get like you know just some tots and a burger Tots, and maybe a shake, maybe a Nutella shake, to finish it off.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, Wow, that sounds good.
Speaker 1:But just today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, but tomorrow Tomorrow I'm going to order the AG one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to order it. It's going to come with a hat.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I'm going to forget to turn off that service. There's not going to be a return policy oh no, you know, I'm saying you can't return that powder no oh, you can send it back. That's 47 for shipping yeah, it's done.
Speaker 2:Had your spoons in it and stuff, and you know, when you open those there's like a protein powder, something.
Speaker 1:My son- you can't find a scooper no, and it's like.
Speaker 2:It's like the most fine gulf shore sand ever like. It's just like blowing in the wind, it's almost like a vapor.
Speaker 1:And how does that not just totally dissolve? You're like, oh man, well, at least it'll be like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's still foaming and you're stirring it forever.
Speaker 1:And those people on the little reels.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you've seen them folks.
Speaker 1:They put it in that little bottle. By the way, I heard that bottle ain't glass at AG1s. You know it looks like a nice glass.
Speaker 2:Yeah, People are like I want to see it. This is not an ad for them, by the way. No, it's not.
Speaker 1:It may be amazing, and if I don't order it, I'll let y'all know. Yeah, People are like they sent me this cheap old thing, cheap bottle and Two nanoseconds, and then they're just like gulping it down, I'm like you got grit in your teeth. Yeah, Ain't no way you shaking that.
Speaker 2:They spliced two videos together real quick because that is not right.
Speaker 1:Which don't make it green. Why Make it like the color orange juice or something? Yeah, just because it's green don't mean it's healthy. That's the only reason they do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, green, everybody is green. Don't mean it's healthy. That's the only reason they do it. Yeah, green, everybody's like. Oh, it's like green, drinking my greens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I used to juice oh, it's probably got green 50 in it. That's all your money yeah, oh, my goodness anyway, if I try it, let.
Speaker 2:I will let you know, it's 80 bucks.
Speaker 1:I ain't doing that. Oh no, I just remembered this is how healthy I was going to be. I bought greens.
Speaker 2:I think it's called like blossoms or something.
Speaker 1:Green blossoms or something.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's on the end cap at Target. No, I bought it at Costco.
Speaker 1:Okay, and it's been in the pantry. There's dust on it now. I've never opened it. It's light green. There's dust on it now I've never opened it, it's light green, yeah, I don't know, but I bought it. I was like that's it, I'm going to be healthy. And then every day I look at it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and.
Speaker 1:I'm like I'll start tomorrow.
Speaker 2:I don't want to do that now.
Speaker 1:No, you know, if you ain't use that, you ain't going to use healthy who knows, we'll see One day maybe. Allegedly it is.
Speaker 2:Right next to the cool ranch.
Speaker 1:I'm going to start after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what you should do.
Speaker 1:Or Christmas or New Year's.
Speaker 2:New Year's yeah.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not Okay. All right, y'all get healthy before the holidays.
Speaker 2:Have a good one.
