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Dewclaws, Prank Calls and Nerf Nostalgia

Amy Goodgame & Marty Booth Episode 37

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Dog Dewclaws and Spam Calls

Speaker 1

What's going on ? Everybody , how you doing .

Speaker 2

Doing alright .

Speaker 1

Having a good week .

Speaker 2

I am . Are we still in January ?

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

Yeah . Yeah , still January 42nd week of January . Is that where we are ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , january's a long month 93 days . What was it last week ? Yeah , january's been long . I forgot what day it last week . Yeah , january's been long . I forgot what day it was . But me and the boys were doing something and I was trying to get the dog , ray , to come in the house .

Speaker 2

Good luck .

Speaker 1

Because both dogs were outside . I hear a bunch of barking . I was like , oh , they're just getting the energy out . So I was like y'all come upstairs , and normally Ray doesn't listen .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

She bolts upstairs , comes in the house . I was like that's weird . So then the next thing , you know , I look and I'm like why she got blood on her leg . What so ? She had blood on her leg and then I noticed her little . They call it a dewclaw .

Speaker 2

D-E-W-claw that makes my knees hurt , but go ahead .

Speaker 1

I don't know what it do , but it do make me lightheaded when it's sideways and there's blood involved . So I'm like , oh gosh , lay down . So she lays down and I'm like okay , did you lay down ?

Speaker 1

yeah , should have I sat down on the floor with her , but so it's all kicked out nine degrees , oh my gosh . And I'm like I guess I try to . Did you get pull it off ? I don't know . So , oh , no , I was , it was after school . Sorry , I just remembered . I have a horrible memory , so I just remember it was after school . We were about to go get haircuts of course you were , so I was gonna put them in the crates , and then we're gonna do that yeah so anyway , but her little crochet hook was kicked out sideways .

Speaker 1

I couldn't do it . So then I called , called the vet , and they're like I said , what time do y'all close ? We close at five , okay . So she goes out to the car , carter kind of holds her , we drive to the vet and then they said , yeah , we can see her . Whatever , bring her in . Of course you know dogs , like you take them to the vet , they're like tails wagging .

Speaker 2

Right .

Speaker 1

I'm good to go now . It's fine . I got some blood on your floor , it's all right . Um , so then they said they cut it like way back and wrapped it up and all this stuff anyway . So she got the collar on for the last week or so .

Speaker 1

The big cone , the cone of shame yes but like after she'd been home like two days , I unwrapped it and I'm like , wait a minute , the nails still on there , kind of . Still I don't know what they cut . They didn't do anything . They basically just stopped bleeding and charged me money .

Speaker 2

But oh my goodness , I don't know so anyway , she's on antibiotics in case it gets infected .

Speaker 1

Yeah , which it probably will .

Speaker 2

Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

But yeah , that was fun . We didn't get a haircut that day .

Speaker 2

No , you got a nail cut .

Speaker 1

Yeah , but I do not like that little claw .

Speaker 2

Is it the one that's like ? Considered their thumb ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , it's a little higher up . Yeah , it's kind of making me have to breathe like , yeah it , this is where you and I are . Like , well , the next time you see her yeah , I mean , it's not that bad when you this happened last week last week yeah wait a minute .

Speaker 2

Has that happened to her before ? She had something with her other dewclaw you can hardly say it , just call them don't-claws , because they don't be having good luck . Yeah , I don't know . I'm so sorry . It's always something with the dogs .

Speaker 1

Yeah , and it's never good timing .

Speaker 2

Oh no , it's like we are leaving to go to the airport . The dog is throwing up something purple . Okay , well , that's great .

Speaker 1

Yeah's great . Yeah , by the way , also , where's my retainer ?

Speaker 2

yeah , I think I know where it is . I haven't found it , but I think I know probably where it is . Yeah , um , oh , yeah , I'm sorry that's all right .

Speaker 1

I mean we had that . Speaking of retainer , we had that one time with kylo . He got x-rayed because we couldn't find one of the boys retainers .

Speaker 2

And they were like there's something retainer-ish ? No , he didn't need it .

Speaker 1

We just wanted to spend more money .

Speaker 2

Oh .

Speaker 1

Like he's fine . It's not in there . I was like dadgummit .

Speaker 2

Oh , my goodness .

Speaker 1

I was kind of hoping it was because we just paid to have an x-ray . Yeah , but yeah , so that was a good start to the week .

Speaker 2

Oh my gosh , the upside-down lampshade . Look , that's what she's sporting . Huh the cone , it's always so funny . To me it looks like you know , like they're wearing a lampshade upside down .

Speaker 1

And the sizes of cones .

Speaker 2

Oh , don't get me started . Of cones , oh , don't get me started .

Speaker 1

So she's got a . She's kind of like a little kind of looks like a corgi terrier , whatever little dog .

Speaker 2

So she's not big , but she has like a stout she's she is stout . She's built like a running back Right . Yeah , she's got a little cinder block neck .

Speaker 1

So she has to get a bigger cone .

Speaker 2

Yes .

Speaker 1

But then it looks like they're just down the hallway when you look at them .

Speaker 2

Oh , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

I don't like it .

Speaker 2

Well , our dog rest in peace had a long body . Oh yeah , yeah , she was a little long . She was a schnauzer poodle about 20-something pounds poodle about 20 something pounds . So you'd get a cone but you needed to get the extra long cone , like an extended because she could still get to her back foot or something with it .

Speaker 2

So , but then it didn't fit her skinny neck . So you're like , how many wraparound times do I do this ? And then she couldn't even walk because the cone was like almost , you know , foot and a half in front of her .

Speaker 1

Yeah , that's not my favorite it was not my favorite part of having a dog , it do not work well um anyway , it was yeah , but yeah oh , and then also , I guess it was like maybe I wasn't in the best mood after that .

Speaker 2

I can't imagine why it was like the next day or so .

Speaker 1

I'm dealing with dewclaws and dog cones and I keep getting all these spam calls . Oh my gosh .

Speaker 2

They have ramped .

Speaker 1

I get five to ten . I get at least five a day .

Speaker 2

So I have noticed the same thing . Okay , FYI , we have not talked about this .

Speaker 1

Okay , fyi , we have not talked about this ?

Speaker 2

Okay , listeners , maybe , but the last week because you know , like on your iPhone or smartphone or whatever I guess it does say might be a spam call .

Speaker 1

Mm-hmm , I don't see that .

Speaker 2

All of a sudden , I started getting them All of a sudden , like maybe I don't don't know six days ago , and I've been getting two or three a day and I'm like what's going on ?

Speaker 1

at least I keep getting one from this financial company trying to like I don't know , but normally I don't answer it , but I was in a mood oh , yeah , so I was like , yeah , let's do it , let's talk about it so I'll talk to you about dewclaws you selling dog cones . So I was like , yeah , let's do it . And then so I answer the phone and there's that little pause . So there's the pause , and then they go . Is this Robin Booth ?

Speaker 2

Because sometimes I get her calls oh yeah , batter up , let's do it .

Speaker 1

They think I make the money and then they're like is this Robin Booth ? And I just went . No , would you like to buy Girl Scout cookies ?

Speaker 2

No , you did not .

Speaker 1

They hung up immediately .

Speaker 2

That's the best I'm going to do that .

Speaker 1

Yeah , but then like the next day , oh yeah , the next day Robin was like doing something , phone rings . It was her phone , she was getting a spam call . I said or I don't , or maybe it was mine . I was like can I ?

Speaker 2

can I answer this ?

Speaker 1

And she was like yeah , go ahead and answer . I was like watch this so I answer it , do the same thing .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

There wasn't a pause , but they're like hello , is this Marty Booth or ? Whatever I was like um yeah , would you like to buy Girl scout cookies ? I didn't say yeah , sorry , because they want you to say yeah I just said don't answer their question , don't say the word yes .

Speaker 1

I said would you like to buy girl scout cookies ? And the guy goes um sure what kind you got . I was like , okay , all right , here we go . I said , uh , thin mints . He said what else ? I was like uh , we got everything . I was like do you want to pay with visa or MasterCard ? I said , hold on , let me get a pen . And I said , if you want to go ahead with that number and CVV . I was like we can get those out to you . He goes oh , I only pay cash for things .

Speaker 2

I was like oh , okay , then no .

Speaker 1

And then he goes . Well , can I ask you a question ? I said no , I'm busy , and he said well , I won't waste your time . And I said great .

Speaker 2

That is the best .

Speaker 1

So just ask him would you like to buy Girl Scout cookies ? I think it works , I mean I'm yeah , or would ?

Speaker 2

you like to donate to my ? I don't know fill in the blank yeah . But , yeah , would you like to make a donation ?

Speaker 1

But I was like kudos for playing along .

Speaker 2

Kudos for playing along . I only pay cash . But , you do have to remember . Don't answer that question Like when they say is this you know ? Because now they want you to say yes , because if they get you say yes , or right an affirmative answer to the question they're answering asking you . They can , yeah , whatever , Hack your whatever . Oh my gosh . I also don't like when people call and ask for donations , even if it's a legit thing , because not to sound old and distrusting . But I don't , yeah .

Speaker 2

Yeah , well , usually I believe in the sheriff's department and I believe in the firefighters . Right and I believe my taxes probably should cover that and I'll drive by the fire station . If you got a bucket out there , I might make an extra donation , but I don't want you to call me . No because I don't know now if you're this , the , and have you heard about that whole scam , about the ? Hey , there's some kind of warrant it's like a whole thing and you need to get your name clear .

Speaker 2

I don't know what business , oh yeah , somewhere in nashville but you point is if somebody's calling you and it's not your dentist and you forgot to pay the bill or something , do not pay or say yes or nothing . Don't do it over the phone .

Speaker 1

Yeah Well , even when I mess with them , I'm like did I say yes ?

Speaker 2

I know it's scary .

Speaker 1

You get in a conversation .

Speaker 2

I just click it , decline or answer it and not say anything , and then click .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

I don't know if that's One time I used to just answer it and then just set my phone there can you hold on a second , yeah , and then just leave it .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , I've done that and just see how long they sit there right , yeah , but um I used to have the sheriff's call , oh , like once a week , I know , for like a couple months I don't think that's a sheriff . I had one on call and he was like this is blah , blah , blah , we're doing this for officers who've sheriff . I had one on call and he was like this is blah , blah , blah , we're doing this for officers who've fallen in the line of duty and I'm like yeah , great kudos , I get it , man yeah but I was like and I try to be as polite as I can- yeah , it's like would you like to donate 50 or whatever it is ?

Speaker 1

I'm like I'm sorry , I can't do that yeah and uh , I was like well , what well , what about ? I mean anything $20 , $10 . And I was like I was like I'm sorry , I'm not going to be able to do it today .

Speaker 2

Right .

Speaker 1

And he said one time . That's exactly the way I said it . I'm sorry , I'm not going to be able to do that today . He goes .

Speaker 2

I'm sorry .

Speaker 1

Gave me Attitude . Yeah , like attitude . Judgment Guilt trip yeah . That's like no , he didn't need to be doing that . I got news for you . Next time you call yeah . This is not the way to work for a donation in the future .

Speaker 2

No , and it's not a good representation of the department . But I feel like now I could say and I have said this I don't do any business over the phone no , any kind of business , uh-uh , I only pay cash if you're not reminding me of my cleaning or checkup or hey , come pick up your kid , we're closing early because of weather .

Speaker 2

I don't engage , I don't do it . Yeah , they're tracing my call , jason bourne . I don't do it . Yeah , they're tracing my call Jason Bourne . I don't do that stuff anymore . If they're recording your yes and then getting your clearance to charge your CVV on your so-and-so card and this and that , if you can record me saying yes and then go with that , then I don't need to be talking to you .

Speaker 2

Right , you know what I'm saying it's weird now , yeah , did you ever used to prank , call people ? Oh and people say is it prank call or crank call ? Can we get ? Can we get ?

Speaker 1

First of all , can we put that survey up ? We said prank .

Speaker 2

We said P like person yeah . R-a-n-k .

Speaker 1

Prank call . We used to do that all the time .

Speaker 2

Every now and then . Somebody said crank call First . Are you cranking up your old phone What's

Nostalgic Memories of Childhood Past

Speaker 2

? going on ?

Speaker 1

There was CDs of people that would do it for like , oh , and they would sell them in the early 90s . Yeah , and you would listen to prank calls .

Speaker 2

This was before we had the ticky-tacky and the Instagrammy and all that stuff and like look at this funny video . We'd be like did you order that funny CD that somebody homemade and tried to make some money for . I remember .

Speaker 1

I mean , it wouldn't like spend the night parties , but you'd just be at somebody's house .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah .

Speaker 1

Bored and you'd get the phone .

Speaker 2

Get the phone book Like dude . We just call Get the white pages . Oh , you just put in some numbers . We just put in some numbers . Ooh , small town , somebody could pop up , you know though though yeah , or we'd go through the book yeah yeah , I mean is your refrigerator running ? Probably yeah yeah , I don't know the yeah what we tried to get away with but yeah , but that was the thing nobody does that anymore I said that to my son the other day .

Speaker 2

I said so we had two phone books they don't call people for real and you had a phone book and remember I guess it kind of phased out , maybe 10 years ago . You still get one thrown into your driveway . Remember , Good 10 years ago . It's still happening At least the yellow pages and he was like what was in the white pages . I was like your name , your address and your phone number . He goes . That's creepy , it was printed .

Speaker 1

Everybody in the whole town .

Speaker 2

Unless you wanted to be unlisted , you had to request to be unlisted , didn't you ?

Speaker 1

Now everybody's unlisted .

Speaker 2

I know , Now you got to . If you want to find somebody , it'll be like whitepagescom you want to pay an extra $10 , we'll find out their criminal history and their address . I'm like I just want to send them a Christmas card .

Speaker 1

I don't know , yeah , yeah , I guess you can google it .

Speaker 2

google earth is weird , yeah google earth when you think about that yeah , yeah , I'm like how's that creepy ? I can focus on my house from space . Of course it's four years ago , because there's a trampoline in the yard from before we bought the house .

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying which it is nice if you're bored , you you're like I've never been to Fiji . Let's look at that Street view . I feel like I'm there .

Speaker 2

I could really see us sitting on the veranda .

Speaker 1

Look at those hammocks . Yeah , it's just .

Speaker 2

Yeah , but yeah , white pages and yellow pages and looking up like what's the pizza number , I don't know . Get the yellow pages to order pizza , oh yeah .

Speaker 1

You had to pizza number I don't know get the yellow pages to order pizza . Oh yeah , you had to . I remember , yeah , you would go like all right dominoes and you dial it . I was like , or if they were , oh sorry , we're closed on whatever yeah , like all right , guys , we'll just call pizza hut . I guess I don't know what I don't know .

Speaker 2

Get the yellow pages I don't know hall go through the movies and be like I missed it .

Speaker 1

Shut up y'all you know , wait for it you had to wait for it and come back around it's like an audio ticker friday the 13th , you know seven part seven or whatever starts at seven . Oh , five , you know , yeah , oh man , none of that stuff and tv guide tv guide . We didn't get tv I don't think , I don't think we had , but every now and then Are you paying ?

Speaker 2

for that . No , it was extra in the magazine aisle , but you'd get it and then , or you would go in the paper .

Speaker 1

Robin's dad still does that . They still get a paper .

Speaker 2

Yeah , and he'll bust that paper open and be like I think my in-laws maybe still get a paper .

Speaker 1

I think he'll still look in the paper and be like Braves play at four o'clock or whatever , yeah Well old school .

Speaker 2

Old school man .

Speaker 1

Which I kind of like it .

Speaker 2

I kind of like it too , because if you didn't see it in the paper , you didn't even kind of have to know it .

Speaker 1

Right , yeah , it was like a , it was just a . Very well , I'd always remember , like my uncle or whatever , somebody being a recliner .

Speaker 2

Yes .

Speaker 1

And the paper First of all , when you open a newspaper .

Speaker 2

You can't see . You can't see the rest of the room . It's just like a wall .

Speaker 1

Yeah , it's ginormous , your arm's getting tired and you're holding it out like a poster board and then a kid does something , that little flip down with that one corner .

Speaker 2

They go like what y'all doing , yeah , and look over the paper . Everybody knows what that's like .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

And you didn't mess with a parent or a grandparent if they were reading the paper .

Speaker 1

No , that means they were busy and they didn't want to talk to children .

Speaker 2

Yeah , they're having a cup of coffee , you know .

Speaker 1

And you knew you were in trouble when they closed it up real quick and slammed it down on that TV tray . You're like I'm out . I said no running , I'm out , I said no running , I'm going outside .

Speaker 2

I promise , yeah , sports page Now . Did you read the funnies ? I remember how you called the funny paper .

Speaker 1

Did I call it funny paper .

Speaker 2

Some people called it the funnies .

Speaker 1

I called it comics .

Speaker 2

Y'all want the funnies . Y'all want to read the funny paper . I think our parents did the funny paper .

Speaker 1

I used to read , I guess , garfield Peanuts , peanuts . Yep , I remember Doonesbury .

Speaker 2

Yes , I was like Doonesbury , oh my , gosh , my husband and his siblings had books of Doonesbury .

Speaker 1

Oh and Farside .

Speaker 2

Yep , calvin and Hobbes .

Speaker 1

Man , yeah , I do remember . Yeah , like kind of looking at that a little bit . Yeah , yeah , like kind of looking at that a little bit .

Speaker 2

Yeah , did you ever do the thing with the silly putty ? Oh yeah , on the paper Put it down on the comic and then peel it back up . I mean we didn't have anything to do , y'all .

Speaker 1

But then your silly putty is kind of like tinted Now it's kind of dirty looking yeah .

Speaker 2

I guess I'm rolling it back up . Looks kind of like old gum , but there we go I know , and I'd be like I got to buy some new silly putty .

Childhood Nostalgia and Nerf Football

Speaker 1

We go to the store , if that's on your list .

Speaker 2

You really didn't have any kind of screen or social media .

Speaker 1

You're like I just messed mine up on the funny page when you're at the store and you buy a silly putty , you're planning to get bored later .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

You're like , oh , I'm going to be bored tomorrow , let's go ahead and get one of those .

Speaker 2

It got dog hair in it . I need some more .

Speaker 1

I needed some silly putty and I get some more . Can I get some more BBs ?

Speaker 2

Yes , oh man , those were good days , though . Go outside and shoot the BB gun .

Speaker 1

I still have .

Speaker 2

You still have BBs .

Speaker 1

I still have the BB . I got it my eighth birthday .

Speaker 2

The daisy .

Speaker 1

The daisy .

Speaker 2

Yeah , not the Red Ryder . No , no , daisy , lever action , pump action , whatever , or the yeah , like the handle under the .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I got it when I was either seven or eight , I think eight .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

And I remember , because in the picture where I get the gun , yeah , it was me , you and the one kid that remembered it was my birthday .

Speaker 2

I'm so sorry so .

Speaker 1

Kevin .

Speaker 2

Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

I don't think I ever talked to him after that day . But yeah , he came , my buddy Nick . I still talk to him all the time , but his mom I remember she felt horrible . She's like I forgot it was Marty's birthday or something , so he didn't go . I remember taking that BB gun and we'd go to our grandparents' house and they had a creek . Do you remember this ?

Speaker 2

Maybe , and we would throw .

Speaker 1

Coke cans in the creek and let them float under , and then we'd shoot them with a BB gun and shoot them . Yeah , and try to , it was not very environmentally friendly but yeah , and try to sink them . Yeah , I thought it sink them .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I thought it was fun . You can spend a lot of time yeah .

Speaker 1

I'd go through BBs quick .

Speaker 2

Yeah , it's cheaper than a streaming service , though I'll tell you that .

Speaker 1

Yeah , they came in a little milk carton .

Speaker 2

Yes , now they come in plastic .

Speaker 1

Yeah , we still got them . They come in plastic .

Speaker 2

Pop off top or something . We've got actually a BB gun . I think it's our oldest son's , is it ?

Speaker 1

a pellet gun . It's a BB gun with metal BBs . Yeah , but do you have to pump it up like a bunch ?

Speaker 2

I don't think so . I can't remember , I don't know . I didn't buy it .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

I mean , he also had a . What do you call that Paintball , or not paintball ? No , no , no .

Speaker 1

Airsoft , airsoft . Our boy's got the . What is it ? Nerf gel fire .

Speaker 2

Is that less soft ?

Speaker 1

It's these tiny like I don't know .

Speaker 2

They're not plastic BBs , they're like the size of fleas .

Speaker 1

I mean they're tiny , but then you soak them in water what ? And then they get to about the size of a BB , but they have a tiny bit of water in it .

Speaker 2

And you got to soak them first before you put them in the gun .

Speaker 1

Yeah , because I mean they're like 5,000 is like in a tiny Skittles pack .

Speaker 2

Do they hurt ?

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

Yeah , we did that . Yes , they do , we put on goggles , they don't hurt .

Speaker 1

Yeah , they hurt . I got hit in top of my ear oh my gosh , that didn't feel great . Uh , forehead , because the glasses don't go up there . And then , uh , yeah , I've done that a couple of times with them . I'm like I don't enjoy it . Yeah , let's just shoot each other with an old BB gun . It's about the same thing .

Speaker 2

Or the foam . Uh , what are those ?

Speaker 1

Ner , it's about the same thing .

Speaker 2

Or the foam . What are those Nerf ? Yeah , with the , Just a regular Nerf bullet . Yeah , yeah , those already hit close enough range . Yeah , that's true , man . We had so many of those . I still have them in a plastic tub in my garage .

Speaker 1

Nerf guns yeah , we still have .

Speaker 2

You know the white and orange and purple ones .

Speaker 1

Yeah , we still have those . We still have , you know , the white and orange and purple ones .

Speaker 2

Yeah , we still have those . I would find those foam things everywhere for years , Like maybe 15 years .

Speaker 1

I don't think we had growing up Did we have Nerf guns .

Speaker 2

We had a Nerf , excuse me .

Speaker 1

Football .

Speaker 2

Football , that was orange . And finally , the dog ate so much of it that we finally threw it away .

Speaker 1

Which I didn't know . I guess it was yesterday's years that's hard to say . That's a lot of S's the a kicker used to be the kicker for the Minnesota Vikings . A long time ago created the Nerf football .

Speaker 2

Get out .

Speaker 1

Which I was like they were , because they were talking about the best toys oh yeah , and I was like that was a strong that was a strong invention you play football in the house like this is insane yeah , I think we have .

Speaker 2

Well , when we got that nerf football , it might have been for you or it might have been for both of us . We were little because it only came in orange it was like gatorade it only came in one color .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

I'm almost positive . It was kind of the first . I wonder when they came out with that . I'm going to say 70s . Nerd football , yeah , but I think you could only pick orange , because I was a little bit like you know , because we were an ever big orange .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , family , I doubt he played at .

Speaker 2

Alabama in his college career . Yeah , yeah , no . But I was like this is cool and they were . I think they well , now they're a little like more dense and kind of . You know , they have like the little spiral lines on them . But this was back when it was just kind of coated Just straight up foam . It was really really soft .

Speaker 1

It was . He invented it in 1972 . Okay .

Speaker 2

Well , I was born in 73 , so we probably got one when we were little-ish .

Speaker 1

Fred Cox , a former Minnesota Vikings placekeeper , and then he sold it to Parker Brothers , who later sold it to Hasbro . Not Mattel , okay , I guess , I don't know , they are strong . Yeah , mattel . Okay , I guess .

Speaker 2

I don't know , I'm strong .

Speaker 1

Nerf football . I think full circle . I think I remember shooting my Nerf football with my Daisy BB gun .

Speaker 2

Oh , okay , yeah , maybe that's why .

Speaker 1

Spoiler alert they bounce off .

Speaker 2

Wear my goggles . I think some of them get stuck in there .

Speaker 1

Yeah , maybe that's why the coating started coming off .

Speaker 2

I guess I was . I think some of them get stuck in there . Yeah , but yeah , that's also . Maybe that's why the coding started coming off .

Speaker 1

I guess I was bored from playing with my silly putty . I was like you know what ? I'm going to shoot the football .

Speaker 2

Right , I've played with the Nerf football and now I'm shooting it .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I'm going to throw it in the creek ? Yeah , and sink it .

Speaker 2

And then later , later , I'm gonna get the white pages and crank call people . That's not what it is , it's prank . I don't know . People said crank call . Am I making that up ? Y'all want to do crank calls ? Uh ?

Speaker 1

no , I don't know what that is . I feel like that's a northern , southern thing a little bit , maybe it is . I feel like people up north would say crank call I don't know we could be wrong on that .

Speaker 2

Tell us if we are .

Speaker 1

But yeah , it's pretty much in that weird , the whole north and south like I know up here we call it pop or whatever , or soda yeah , there's , here's the thing .

Speaker 2

It's not just north and south , it's like well is it ? Chicago , or is it like brooklyn ? Yeah or is it like the up ? Oh gosh , don't you know . You know , like there's so many different . I wish I could do every accent .

Speaker 1

You know the Philly accent . I can do Florida . Watch this Florida .

Speaker 2

Can you straighten that out ? I can if I go south of Tallahassee , but you know what I'm saying . Like the Philly accent .

Speaker 1

Yeah , it's not Boston yeah .

Speaker 2

Check out these guys . Get the khakis , whatever , but yeah it's rob , rob mcclellandian yeah , yeah , yeah . Um , somebody was on social media , probably getting interviewed about the philly accent , doggone it . I can't think of who it was , but anyway yeah they learned how to do it for a part .

Speaker 1

Yeah , lovely stuff I can do accents if I don't try okay , like if somebody says quick to the boston accent like I'll butcher it , yeah , but if I'm just goofing off yeah , or imagining I'm like oh , that was good john krasinski or something .

Speaker 2

Check out these guys yeah .

Speaker 1

What is it ? The Smart Park .

Speaker 2

Oh , he's got SmartPak . You packed it at the Habit .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

Oh , I packed it and I am packed it .

Speaker 1

Chris Evans . Yeah , yeah , rachel Dratch , rachel Dratch , she is strong .

Speaker 2

Yeah , that's a strong accent right there . It's so fun yeah . And then Chicago that's a strong accent right there . It's so fun , yeah , and then chicago .

Speaker 1

I feel like that sounds like it's like the bear right is the bear in chicago the da bears .

Speaker 2

No , the show the bear oh is it the sandwiches .

Speaker 1

Yes , chicago man I forgot about that show yeah , man , it's a good show .

Speaker 2

Oh , it's intense , but it's good . Yeah , adults only . But it's good , yeah , adults only

Kitchen Chaos and TV Guide Woes

Speaker 2

.

Speaker 1

But it's good . Yeah , that's a lot . It's a lot going on . It makes me want to cook .

Speaker 2

And clean up and then go sleep for a week .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I still do . I think I do that still sometimes . Hands yeah Kitchen Behind yeah Corner .

Speaker 2

Herd chef . My husband says that all the time . Herd chef .

Speaker 1

Herd chef , yeah , remember time , herd chef . Herd chef , yeah , everyone he was like yeah , like a herd chef .

Speaker 2

Anyway , sorry stuff anyway , bear review .

Speaker 1

Look it up in the tv guide see what time it starts , if you want to watch it tv guide didn't know what yeah season is you look up when you get a tv guide ? Now they don't know anything now , yeah yeah , you look it up when's it start ? Whenever , yeah right which streaming service is it on ?

Speaker 2

yeah , they just took tv guide and said you're fired yeah , basically says here the every episode .

Speaker 1

The office is on now wait what yeah , yeah anyway , oh man , all right .

Speaker 2

Well , check on your dewclaws .

Speaker 1

Yeah , oh my gosh .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I can't hardly say that without needing a Tums or something . I need some Pepto-Bismol .

Speaker 1

If your dog's dewclaw don't get in the . Yellow Pages and call the vet . Yes , good luck , have a good one .

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