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Super Bowl Recap and Valentine's Day
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Hey, real quick y'all. Hope you liked the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2I loved it, but I was cheering for the Eagles.
Speaker 1They didn't win. They annihilated the Chiefs.
Speaker 2It was kind of a beatdown. Go on, Jalen it was fun. So Jalen Devante, Landon Dickerson and how many other?
Speaker 1Bama's, I think six total on the Eagles.
Speaker 2And somebody said there was at least six or seven or eight Georgia players on there.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's a lot of Georgia guys on the defense.
Speaker 2I'm getting a call, she's getting a phone call.
Speaker 1It's from the bank.
Speaker 2It's from the bank. I'll tell you in a minute. We're going to pause it. Hot pause, hold on.
Speaker 1Okay, and you're done with your phone call.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1We are back. We are back. But yeah, it was fun to watch the Eagles win.
Speaker 2It was so, so fun.
Speaker 1I'm kind of mad the Chiefs scored. I was kind of hoping for like a goose egg.
Speaker 2Yeah, me too, I'm not going to lie. I felt like I was, you know, watching a Bama game, you know graduate level. But because I mean that one touchdown, jalen to.
Speaker 1Devontae, that was the highlight, that was nice.
Speaker 2Yeah, a little muscle memory there, that was so nice, that's good. I might have said roll tide a few times and roll eagles. But I know it's fly, eagles fly. It was nice, it was roll roll nice.
Speaker 1What did you think of the halftime performance?
Speaker 2I liked it. I liked the dancing. I liked that there was clothing. That's a plus. Um, I also have a kid who knows all his music, so he was losing it so did you know the songs? I am familiar with the songs. I cannot recite the lyrics to the songs but, like I said, my my youngest can, but but yeah, so he was like oh my gosh. I can't believe he's playing that. Oh my gosh, but I like the choreography. Samuel L Jackson, that was super cool.
Speaker 1Yeah, that guy's cool. Yeah, when they all lined up and did like the American flag and they had like the yes. Yeah, that was cool. I didn't know they had like the yes. Yeah, that was cool. I didn't know anything about Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2I didn't know what he sang.
Speaker 1So I was kind of torn, because when he was started, I was like I felt like I was 100 years old, because I was like wait, what's he saying? Yeah, like I almost turned on subtitles.
Speaker 2I was like those are going to be so far behind. They were really behind. We had them on. See, we didn't have them on. But yeah.
Speaker 1So I was like eventually I kind of started getting it, but I couldn't understand what he's saying at first. But then I started like okay. At the end I was like all right, I have heard that song, yeah yeah, but yeah, they're catchy. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Uh, next day I was in the car, I was about to go somewhere and I get tired of listening to the same music all the time. I was like I'll just check it out so.
Speaker 2I downloaded his essentials on apple sure and just played a couple.
Speaker 1You know running errands.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1If you need to pick me up.
Speaker 2And I'm going to show my car ignorance here Also, my son would probably.
Speaker 1Oh, the car he got out of the.
Speaker 2Grand. They call it Grand National.
Speaker 1Yeah, I read a thing that that's the. That's the kind of car his dad had. Oh, that's the kind of car his dad had. Okay, he was like that's the kind of car I could be messing this up.
Speaker 2No, that he grew up with.
Speaker 1He's like that's what I came home from the hospital in and my dad was what do you say, drove me home from the hospital bumping Big Daddy Kane in a car like that.
Speaker 2Okay, so I guess, that's why. So they call it Grand National, but it sure does look like a Buick Regal or something from the 80s.
Speaker 1I think all those kind of look the same.
Speaker 2Yeah, the big two-door with the doors just like 12 feet long. Remember that we had a Pontiac Grand Prix.
Speaker 1You had a Grand Prix, you had a Cutlass, we had an Old Mobile Cutlass Supreme, cutlass Supreme.
Speaker 2Buick Regals were like that. I think with the big two-door, you know real plush seats, pretty much a recliner inside.
Speaker 1Remember those seats, big engine.
Speaker 2Big engine. The hood was like 20 feet long. You know, you just feel.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm going to get I mean my car's already there, but I'll be there in a minute. Remember how long those cars were.
Speaker 1I had a buddy during college age. I want to say my college years.
Speaker 2Yeah, right.
Speaker 1And he had a Cutlass.
Speaker 2Yes, he got one.
Speaker 1I think it was like 86, something like that, and it was like burgundy interior.
Speaker 2Yes, I think it was brown, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1And I had to drive it from his house one day or something to come get him. He was like, just bring my car.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You can drive it and that it was like sitting on the most comfortable sofa. Yeah, I was like just kick back.
Speaker 2Yeah, I was like man, I could fall asleep in this car and the steering wheels were so smooth like the steering on those, yeah, and the engines were ginormous.
Speaker 1Anyway, but yeah they were.
Speaker 2Yeah, so that was pretty cool. But yeah, I like that game. It was probably the Super Bowl. I've been the most excited for the actual game for maybe in my whole life, I guess, because maybe I think the Seahawks played in one one year.
Speaker 1Maybe not with back when they had Sean Alexander Sean. Alexander I think I don't had Sean Alexander Sean.
Speaker 2Alexander, I think I don't know. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1I remember I always pulled for the Bills because they went to four in a row and lost all four. And then I was like I'm kind of done with y'all, yeah, but yeah, this one was fun.
Speaker 2It was good. Did you have some special Super Bowl food like we talked about?
Speaker 1Oh no, we did. Did you have some special Super Bowl food like we talked about? Oh no, we did. What did we? Do Just hamburgers, hot dogs, oh nice, we made a buffalo chicken dip.
Speaker 2Okay, so we just had one dip. I made buffalo dip, didn't have any chicken in it.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2It was just like the dip, the dip.
Speaker 1It was kind of low-key.
Speaker 2Yeah, we didn't have any pay-overs. We didn't either. It was real low-key. It was kind of raining cold.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, the weather has been nasty.
Speaker 2It's nasty right now. I did get the last box of wings at Publix, though, like there was all these people that had placed orders. They were standing waiting for them from the deli, but they had one box of New Orleans style. I'm sorry, that's my new favorite Rosemary garlic and something else.
Speaker 1Speaking of New Orleans style. What?
Speaker 2do you?
Speaker 1think of John Batiste's National Anthem.
Speaker 2Well, the part I saw, I loved it. Because we recorded it, but we set it to record at 5.30 and not like pre-game you could just YouTube it. Yeah, I know I haven't done it yet he did a different. Yeah, I kind of liked the different take.
Speaker 1I did too.
Speaker 2And he wasn't trying to hit the note in the sky either, it was just very him. Yeah, I love that guy.
Speaker 1It was just a New Orleans anthem.
Speaker 2And I like that he did it because he's from there.
Speaker 1Yeah, that guy's awesome Valentine's Day is coming up.
Speaker 2Friday it is in two days. Yeah, your kids are out of school for it, right?
Speaker 1Yeah, out of school. It's oh sorry, it's midwinter's break, that's right before spring break.
Speaker 2Is there going to be a mid-spring?
Speaker 1But after fall there's a lot of breaks.
Speaker 2Yeah, I want one.
Speaker 1They're out Friday and Monday. Uh-huh, they're out Friday and Monday.
Speaker 2Uh-huh.
Speaker 1So they will not get to. They won't get to have a Valentine's party at school.
Speaker 2You know all the elementary schools are going. We're going to do it on Thursday instead, since the kids are out on Friday. Yeah, mm-hmm, go get your cookies, go get your little box of Valentines.
Speaker 1What do you get the teacher?
Speaker 2Remember that Do you get the teacher something on Valentine's. You know they don't want that you know. What they want is chocolate.
Speaker 1That's what I was. I'd just be like.
Speaker 2Here's what I like.
Speaker 1I want a gift card.
Speaker 2How about a gas card, doggone?
Speaker 1We used to get them.
Speaker 2I want some eggs. Yeah, oh Dog gone.
Speaker 1We used to get them Some eggs. Yeah, oh, that's nice, that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2No, get her a dozen eggs, man A dozen roses. Yeah, a dozen eggs.
Speaker 1Oh man, do you want organic or yeah, go to Costco.
Speaker 2Well, yeah man that's yeah. Well, I was at Publix the day of the Super Bowl like a crazy person and I wasn't there to buy eggs. I was there to buy wings and Macon's for the buffalo dip, but there were no eggs, except for on the top row. So, like the ones that are $9, you know whatever Organic.
Speaker 1Right organic right baby since birth chickens yeah, these have a dollar bill inside each one dollar dollar bill.
Speaker 2Um, they sit on a chaise lounge when they're not laying the eggs. Yeah, those were the only ones that were left and I was like I'm gonna go eggless, I ain't yeah.
Speaker 1What about? What is it like? The egg, just the egg whites. The egg whites or, like you, pour it out of the.
Speaker 2Yeah, ain't got no yolks in it.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't get. Well, are those going to be?
Speaker 2more expensive? I haven't looked. I don't buy those. They're in some kind of carton. I don't know if I believe in that.
Speaker 1I mean, I know, the bird flew, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Well, they've had to yeah, whatever yeah? I know it's.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm, I'm going eggless right now, and that ain't no yolk.
Speaker 1Sorry.
Speaker 2I'm the worst. I'm full of dad jokes.
Speaker 1Oh, sorry, I just have to say this. So I saw a dad joke and normally I couldn't help it. It looked like the Shire in Lord of the Rings. And there was two pictures. There was one that just looked normal and then one that had a wagon with a big bottle on it, a certain bottle, and the top one said it was the best of Shires, it was the worst of Shires. I laughed for way too long.
Speaker 2That's good.
Speaker 1I read that thing like six times. And I was like every time I was like it, it's better than it was two seconds ago those are good.
Speaker 2It was the worst of showers.
Speaker 1That is brilliant that's a strong I'd wear that on the shirt.
Speaker 2This is where I am in life. That says a lot. You're like I'm just gonna stop talking yeah, anyway, sorry uh, yeah, but anyway. So, but new, but New Orleans Wings Publix Deli. If they don't have them put in order, they were good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, valentine's Day. Well, we don't do anything. No, I'm going to lie.
Speaker 1You do something, I do get my kids something chocolate.
Speaker 2I know I have two grown out of the house, one's married, but I got, you know, even just even if it's just a Reese's heart, I get, I get him a piece of something chocolate, some chocolate.
Speaker 1We were at Kroger, me and Robin. I guess it was Saturday morning or something like that. Days are all.
Speaker 2Yeah, doesn't matter anymore, doesn't matter, it was raining.
Speaker 1We were at Kroger and I was like, oh, they got little Valentine's, you know like little baskets or whatever I had like a little stuffed animal or whatever, but mainly some candy.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And I was like we could just get them something like that, it'd just be easy. Yeah, it was like 25. I was like uh, and then I was like oh, here's a little one. It looked like a mailbox or something yeah, I had like four little pieces of candy in it, like it was ten dollars, what, yeah, and I was like nope, uh-uh, send that back down.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know what I got so we're just getting them. Some candy.
Speaker 1Yeah, we'll just go to Five Below and grab a couple things. You know the little things that look like the candy canes at Christmas time, and they're clear and they're either full of M&Ms.
Speaker 2Well, they have heart ones, and so I got everybody Reese's and my son-in-law. I got him Kit Kat. No, but he loves Kit Kat, just Hershey Kisses ones because he likes Hershey Kisses.
Speaker 1I feel like we just talk about food sometimes.
Speaker 2I know Well, this is where we are people, because there's a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1They ought to make little tubes like that with eggs in them.
Speaker 2I'm saying Is that? A Cadbury egg, but those were cheap. I got them at.
Speaker 1Kroger, did you see where chocolate's going up like 20% now?
Speaker 2Like right before Chocolate coffee. I always get sketched out with that. They're like it's a gas on Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're like chocolate's going up. I'm like oh how convenient on February 10th Wonder why?
Speaker 2Yeah, I know I ain't falling for that. Mm-mm, mm-mm. That's ridiculous. So yeah, friday, my kid is not out of school. He's not in the same district as yours, but he's out of school on Monday he goes. What are we doing on Monday? I was like I don't know, I'm going to work, Probably laundry in my guess he could do some of his laundry, because I don't technically do his laundry, so I know, when I haven't seen it in a while I'm like hmm what's going on in? Your closet.
Speaker 1Where's that smell?
Speaker 2Yeah, but yeah, so Randall's birthday is the day after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1That's kind of nice and awful. What do you get to? Well, we're not like huge, like oh, will you get me something for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2That's kind of nice and awful. What do you get to? Well, we're not like huge, like, oh, will you get me something for Valentine's Day anyway.
Speaker 1I don't even want stuff for my birthday.
Speaker 2Yeah, so it's. What's nice is when we go out to eat like, because we used to when our kids were all little, we'd like all go out to eat and celebrate, but like we're like no, we're in our 50s, we're going out to eat by ourselves for your dad's birthday. So we'll probably go out to eat that night and nothing will be crowded.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2Because everybody's gone on Valentine's Day, or most people, you know, I don't know. He doesn't get me flowers I mean he did, I guess, when we were dating maybe early marriage. But like I don't, really get it.
Speaker 1Why don't you turn that off? I mean not turn it off, it's like Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2Well, we're married. Am I still having to prove to you that like?
Speaker 1It's all made up anyway, it's a weird holiday.
Speaker 2It's a little bit weird. It's probably my least favorite, and in our country it must be different because there's a lady I know who's from Great Britain originally.
Speaker 1Wait, do they do?
Speaker 2it and she goes. Well, I don't understand because, like everybody here buys cards and like you don't all buy cards, like where are we from? No-transcript, it's not. I was like it's all about money, it's like Christmas, it's just. They just you know how much can they just sell and and don't nobody need a piece of chocolate.
Speaker 1You know what I mean? We still have chocolate, we still have chocolate, we still have, uh, christmas reeses okay, that doesn't happen in my house I know, but we've you and mom y'all are like, we still got halloween candy. I'm like we still do. You need me to come over because, oh my gosh we still have you don't?
Speaker 2you don't eventually just chunk that in?
Speaker 1the trash I mean sometimes we do, but like some of the stuff that I mean if it's unopened, yeah, it keeps.
Speaker 2You got some gummies.
Speaker 1No, I don't, I need some gummy bears.
Speaker 2Man, Maybe you need me up with some gummy bears.
Speaker 1Valentine's is weird because it's like, oh, we're going today's the day where we love people.
Speaker 2I don't like that, I don't like that, I know, I know.
Speaker 1All right, this is a hot take.
Speaker 2Maybe it's not Okay.
Speaker 1At what age?
Speaker 2speaking of gifts, first of all Valentine's. I don't want anything. I mean, if you want to give me a piece of chocolate, I'll eat it, but I don't. No, I don't expect anything.
Speaker 1Yeah, this year, me and Robin, we're not doing anything. Yeah, nothing, we're not doing anything. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, I don't even think I'm getting her a card. I don't think Maybe I will buckle last minute and be like yeah, yeah, I think it's just afraid you're going to get in trouble.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But at what point do you turn off gifts? I'm talking For how long? Not Christmas, but I'm talking about like birthdays. How about birthdays?
Speaker 2Because how about birthdays? Because I talked about this last night.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah it. I think it's like 20. I won't say, I want to say like around 25, 23, 24, 25.
Speaker 2I you don't get your wife something for her birthday.
Speaker 1And you have children. Yeah, I don't think anybody. I think you should stop getting birthday presents for yourself.
Speaker 2Oh, I don't get something for myself.
Speaker 1No, I'm saying, you yourself should not get birthday presents anymore.
Speaker 2Oh, okay. Yeah, that is a hot take, because some people will be like what If you're?
Speaker 135 years old.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And you got two kids. Mm I can't stand getting stuff. I don't want anything from anybody. Well, I?
Speaker 2never know what to get.
Speaker 1Everything gets returned.
Speaker 2So that's my thing.
Speaker 1So yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2I can't say what I got my husband because oh, this won't come out though.
Speaker 1Oh, it'll be Friday.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I can't say it. Oh, you can't say it. Well, I guess he's getting a gift?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2That's just me. Well, I'll talk about it next time. Yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Definitely in your. Here's the deal. I'm 47.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1If I want something Right, I'll go buy it yeah, yeah. And I'll get the color I want, yep and the brand. Yeah, or whatever, and just be like, or I'll try it on, I'll be like, yeah, it fits great.
Speaker 2I mean, if you ask me, I just like somebody to take me out to eat so I don't have to cook.
Speaker 1You know, that's true, and it's a sit-down.
Speaker 2It doesn't have to be white tablecloth, it could just be Las Palmas man, I don't care, but I'm like it's my birthday. Please don't make me cook dinner. I don't want to cook dinner, you know what I mean. Or get takeout or something. I don't care, I do like that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2What about birthday cakes? Let's get into it.
Speaker 1Cakes are fine. Okay If it's food related. If somebody gives you cupcakes or cake, go for it yeah. The same thing with Valentine's. Yeah, if you want to get somebody some chocolate, but little thing of flowers. Don't overdo it. Yeah, yeah, absolutely oh man.
Speaker 2I was in Costco yesterday. They had flowers everywhere.
Speaker 1Or Costco, you can get whatever you want.
Speaker 2Gosh Kruger had flowers. I was sneezing like a big dog in there yesterday.
Speaker 1Y'all got some lilies.
Speaker 2Oh, that's what it was. It was the multi bouquets and the lilies, and they were all by the door. They looked really great too, by the way, Kroger and Brentwood.
Speaker 1They should come in a basket with Benadryl.
Speaker 2I know, yeah, here's the Benadryl. Go ahead and take one now before you check this out. Good gracious, you and I are so allergic to that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I finally realized that. But yeah, get some Benadryl for getting lilies.
Speaker 2You know when I realized it.
Speaker 1Wedding day when we got married.
Speaker 2I remember because they put the they put flowers in the basket with some little like to-go food for us, because we drove to Atlanta and it had the stargazed lily in it. I didn't know. And by the time we got to Atlanta I sounded like this I'd have been gazing at.
Speaker 1Stargazing too, because Benadryl knocks me out.
Speaker 2And I was like I don't know what's wrong. Finally, randall was like you're allergic to these flowers. It was not a good look for the honeymoon. But what are you going to do? You know you're like can you go get me some Sudafed and some Benadryl and three boxes of Kleenex?
Speaker 1It was horrible man.
Speaker 2Yeah, Well, maybe you don't get that's why you get food. Yeah, get food, don't get flowers. Yeah, man, I'm hungry right now. Think about it. I want some chocolate.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't want sorry.
Speaker 2I don't need any gifts, but here's what I don't want. If you're buying me something.
Speaker 1Tell you what not to get me is them little chalk hearts.
Speaker 2No, just go eat some Tums. At least you're getting some like you know, tums taste better. Magnesium or calcium or whatever's in them.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, if you're going to eat them, chalk hearts, do it at the dentist office.
Speaker 2Yeah, maybe it'll show where your plaque is or something, I don't remember. Them little pills you'd say. Chew this up and we'll see where all the plaque is.
Speaker 1That's kind of like what they were like.
Speaker 2Maybe yeah, and they got little sayings on them.
Speaker 1Yeah, one of them should have said be smart, throw it in the garbage.
Speaker 2Don't eat this, put me down, stop it. Yeah, so so you're not getting your wife any flowers or a card, but you do love her, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm just not buying her anything.
Speaker 2Yeah, I love my husband. I mean, I didn't get him At least I got the kids a chocolate something. I didn't get him nothing.
Speaker 1If it's my birthday or Valentine's or something, okay, and Robin goes. Sorry, I didn't get you anything.
Speaker 2It makes me so happy, Because you're just like okay.
Speaker 1I'm like yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, right, save the money. Is that money we?
Speaker 1didn't spend.
Speaker 2Yeah, the best.
Speaker 1I'm going to go get eggs now. This is fantastic.
Speaker 2And all the people are like well, I'm taking my wife to a steak dinner. That's when I go out to eat.
Speaker 1Yeah, we went. It was a while back, but I went to celebrate our neighbor's 40th.
Speaker 2Oh nice.
Speaker 1Because it was 40th, I went to like a. Maybe I talked about this, but I went to a Japanese place, you know sushi and all that, oh yeah. Right, but it was six of us.
Speaker 2Oh, you did talk about this.
Speaker 1But he got the bill oh wow Before anybody. It was three couples and he was like no, I got it. He's like this is my birthday, take everybody, I want to treat y'all and I was like it is so nice and it was because his wife's I think it was her grandmother. She said they would go out to eat like family it'd be like yeah, she said, like you know, 10, 20, like a big party right, and she always paid on her birthday. She was like this is what I do yeah, like this is my birthday gift yeah, I'm birthday.
Speaker 1She was like this is what I do, yeah, like this is my birthday gift.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm paying for it.
Speaker 1I was like that's strong, I like that.
Speaker 2That is nice. Okay, I will say this, and it's only well, maybe a few years. It was kind of when our kids were a little bit smaller. But I think we had a friend maybe that did this and he's a lot older, but for a while on randy's birthday he would get each kid something from him to them oh, yeah, I was like oh, and I was like what?
Speaker 2and he's like, no, that's what I want to do. And like he's not a big, like I mean he is now like his hobby now is plants and like gardening big time. But like he was like no, I want to do this. One kid got a ukulele, not something crazy, break the bank. But I was like, huh, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1What do you think you get? Not that dads don't get good gifts.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It's awesome. I'll use that. It's a headlamp.
Speaker 2That'll come in handy later.
Speaker 1And then they set it down.
Speaker 2Right, or they put it in the drawer with the two other headlamps.
Speaker 1Yeah, Socks, those are awesome. Yeah, it's just very.
Speaker 2Yeah, I do like gift cards for something, if we're talking about you know, like, whatever it is. Home Depot Lowe's yeah because I would buy him a plant, but I don't know the right ones and he knows what he's looking at or want to get seeds, or you know whatever.
Speaker 1Fastgrowingtreescom.
Speaker 2Yes, I ordered. Did you order some trees?
Speaker 1Yeah, we're on our second dogwood. It's still hanging in there.
Speaker 2Should it just be eventuallygrowingtreescom.
Speaker 1Slowdyingtreescom. Maybe I ordered from the wrong website.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, I'm going to order an egg tree. Okay, going back to Valentine's Day when we were little, do you remember getting those heart suckers and the plastic was on them and it was clear and had a little bit of white color on the heart? And that would come off first.
Speaker 1Yep.
Speaker 2I love those suckers.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Suckers were around back then. Yeah.
Sweet Treats and Breakfast Feasts
Speaker 1Banks had them.
Speaker 2We didn't call them lollipops In the South. You called them suckers. That's a sucker. Yeah, banks had them. And we didn't call them lollipops In the South. You called them suckers. That's a sucker. Yeah, y'all want a sucker. There was two types. Yeah, there's two suckers, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Somebody that overpays. Just look at that sucker.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Or you go to the bank you're like are we getting suckers You'd be like. Can we send this back to the tube?
Speaker 2He wants red Regions, does all green and I think they're green apple and that is strong and they got numbers on them, or letters it's always like what'd you get?
Speaker 1I got G, what yeah?
Speaker 2I think it's.
Speaker 1Maybe it spells out regions or something.
Speaker 2Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1Because our boys used to get them. Yeah, which is also kind of weird because you're like hey, you're two and in the backseat, yeah, take this.
Speaker 2Take this choking hazard while I drive around? What?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I know Well, okay, even further. Do you remember back in the day when you go to the pediatrician and you get a sucker at the end? This is like when I was little, so maybe like 70s, and then eventually they changed to sugar-free?
Speaker 1Oh, I do remember that.
Speaker 2And then eventually they got to like why are we giving people candy? I guess let's give them a sticker covered in germs. You know what I mean, because diabetes, I don't know it's probably wrong to give people candy, no matter what kind of candy it is, at the doctor probably.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that doesn't check out.
Speaker 2I mean, personally I loved crispy cream, but they didn't do that. So, um, but yeah, I was always like, oh yeah, sugar-free, and nobody else had those I'll say sorry.
Speaker 1Okay, you said crispy cream Kreme, so I'll go ahead and say it, we had a neighbor and we still eat Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And my claim to fame. Well, I think it was senior year of high school junior. You had a donut sale, yes. So I walked home with two dozen donuts. I ate four on the way home.
Speaker 2Yeah, because they're air. It was air. Yeah, I ate four on the way home. Yeah, because they're air it was air.
Speaker 1Yeah, I ate four on the way home. And then I went to the kitchen and got a Coke canned Coke, went to my room, watched Saved by the Bell and Brady Bunch on my little 13-inch TV.
Speaker 2Back to back, yeah.
Speaker 1Back to back, and while I did that, I ate another dozen. I ate 16 and a. Coke. I had two Cokes. Two Cokes and 16 Krispy Kreme donuts. Did you?
Speaker 2pass out or have a seizure or something.
Speaker 1No, I was a teenager. I was like that was good.
Speaker 2Somebody needs some spinach and go run.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, but at our old house, our next door neighbor, he did like packaging. He sold packaging for, like you know, like the peanut butter stuff you see at costco, that's like yeah like a powder oh right or whatever, like he sells that plastic oh god to them, or whatever, or like packaging for like like razors will be in, or all kind of stuff and he asked me or one time he had crispy cream donuts. I was like you want a donut? He's like no.
Speaker 2I was like what?
Speaker 1And he goes like we sell them. He's like I've been to the place where they make those boxes. Oh, he said he'll eat a Krispy Kreme donut.
Speaker 2Uh-huh.
Speaker 1Like if he goes to the place.
Speaker 2And just gets it from the store.
Speaker 1And gets the donut and he's like, if they put it in those boxes, I ain't touching it. And I was like no, I don't know, maybe he's not telling the truth, but I trusted the guy. I was like what is it?
Speaker 2And he's like, yeah, rats.
Speaker 1He's like I've seen where they store, how it's stored. And yeah maybe that's not right. But I mean, we still eat them out of the box, I know, and every time I'm like this was probably on the top shelf, it's fine. That's got to serve as some kind of immunization at that point, but I just wanted to say that in case you did enjoy donuts, yeah, now you don't.
Speaker 2Now you don't Put the box down, put it down.
Speaker 1Oh man.
Speaker 2Anyway, have you been to duck donuts? Oh the little, those are legit those things are like we used to get those they're like if crumble cookie and krispy kreme was like they're thick, so there's not enough sugar in these donuts yeah, we used to get a dozen of those like oh man
Speaker 2you're doing on a payment plan or something. I mean it's kind of expensive, but every now and then we get Duck Donuts delivered. Ooh yeah, okay yeah, but maybe that was like a birthday or something Valentine's. What do you want? Only donuts In the box, oh yeah.
Speaker 1I'll tell you what I don't like. Sorry Is at Krispy Kreme. Just took a turn Is when you go to checkout and you're always getting donuts and you're I do this every time. I'm like 12, sorry, he'll probably eat two, and then you're doing math.
Speaker 2Yeah, and you're like, is that?
Speaker 1enough. Should I get two dozen?
Speaker 2They're not that expensive. Yeah, and there's never enough.
Speaker 1But then you're at the checkout and you're like I got a cup of donut holes, right, do I need? The donut holes do I need to eat those on the way home because I can't open the big box?
Speaker 2no, but I can eat that. And you got the icing everywhere, oh yeah I can have holes, are the fries we took of crispy curry.
Speaker 1You know what I'm saying yeah, yeah they are. So we took our boys it was me, braxton and Carter, and then my brother-in-law, mark, and we took them. They were in town and we took them to Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because he loves Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, who doesn't, who doesn't I do?
Speaker 1So even with the boxes, so we took them. We go through the line, we get some donuts. You know, they get some chocolate milk.
Speaker 2We sit down, oh yeah.
Speaker 1So we're sitting there. They're probably third grade, first grade you know a lot younger and they're like kind of eating the donuts and drinking their milk and they're like I was like what you know, I drank that milk paid for it yeah. And they're like it kind of tastes funny. I was like let me see it. I snatched the milk and take a swig. I almost spit it on the wall.
Speaker 2Oh, no, it was, it was rancid Horrible.
Speaker 1No, horrible Like outdated, horrible like outdated, just oh.
Speaker 2So we went up to the counter like hey, this milk is evil yeah, so y'all need to remove it so to this day.
Speaker 1If I go to crispy cream or something like that yeah I'll get a text like check that chocolate milk that's amazing yeah, and it was it was un-mazing, but yeah. It was horrible. Oh, poor boys, I'd rather drink water out of one of them boxes.
Speaker 2With a straw, oh my gosh. Yeah, I mean Valentine's Day. Some people do the pancakes in the heart, shape, things like that.
Speaker 1They'll do something at home happy valentine oh yeah, or they'll put like the bacon in like a yeah heart shape around the eggs, I guess that's an easy one, oh yeah, or around the pancakes.
Speaker 2Ain't nobody buying eggs, not to sound like we don't make big yeah we don't either, but sometimes we do pancakes for dinner and I will do bacon with it.
Speaker 1I'm always amazed when I watch any movie or TV show and the kid comes downstairs and they're like, and they're like hey, you want some breakfast, and there's like pancakes and waffles and bacon and a mound of fruit and just biscuits, yeah, eggs and hash browns.
Speaker 2and who, yeah, what in the cracker barrel is going on in here If I made that breakfast. I'd be done for the day oh yeah, first of all I'm going to pass out, because then you got to clean it up.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm going to wash dishes in the afternoon.
Speaker 2Yeah, right, because I'm going to be in a food coma until then. I do love breakfast food. Right, because I'm going to be in a food coma until then. I do love breakfast food, though, and then somebody will come downstairs, there'll be all that.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then they're just like I got to go, I'll just have coffee. And you're like, what'd you say?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1If I made that breakfast and somebody's like no, I'll just have coffee, I'd be like oh, will you? I'd be like Buddy the Elf. I'd be like I'm about to throw you some food in a Ziploc.
Speaker 2Made you lunch oh, oh, my goodness anyway, man, that makes me want pancakes now. So I guess, happy heart, happy Cupid day yeah, enjoy your midwinter break yeah, at this point they should just have one every month. Um, enjoy your midwinter break-ish. At this point they should just have one every month. They about do anyway Mid-March, mid-february, mid I mean.
Speaker 1It's all mid. I don't mean to.
Speaker 2I think that's slang for not that good. Exactly, is it? You just reminded me of a 17-year-old. I just butchered that. Yeah, you did.
Speaker 1That's so, mid Is that what they say.
Speaker 2That's worse to share than the other jokes.
Speaker 1You want to embarrass them. Just be like you're right, that is rad. Oh yeah, Just keep it going, it's the best.
Speaker 2The squirming just gets more and more. Yeah, anyway, yeah Anyway well enjoy your. Valentine's.
Speaker 1Day.
Speaker 2Evening dinner chocolate cards flowers, lavish gifts. Yes, or just go to Costco get some eggs flowers.
Speaker 1Yeah 85-inch TV. Right. Go, grab one of them. $20,000 necklaces they got. You seen that madness? Who does that? I?
Speaker 2don't think that should be at the same store.
Speaker 1Who's popping through there just be?
Speaker 2like.
Speaker 1I'm just here for eggs, paper towels.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's $15,000. That's pretty. Let's get two of those tennis bracelets.
Speaker 1I'm going to do a six pack of tennis bracelets and some of those Puma sweatpants, because they're only $14.99. Yeah God, those people. Yeah, y'all crazy, crazy. That's why there's nobody there to open that thing. No, you ever try to get something out and look at it.
Speaker 2No, good luck. Who's doing it? I'm not looking at it, I'm looking at it through the glass going. Who's buying it?
Speaker 1Uh-uh.
Speaker 2I don't know, I can't help you there. Y'all cry.
Speaker 1Sorry, I'm just going to keep the cringy.
Speaker 2Young slang.
Speaker 1I don't think that's young anymore. They're like that's so 30-year-old, I know Anyway.
Speaker 2Alright, happy Valentine's.
Speaker 1Have a good one.
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