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Super Bowl Recap and Valentine's Day
Hey, real quick y'all. Hope you liked the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2:I loved it, but I was cheering for the Eagles.
Speaker 1:They didn't win. They annihilated the Chiefs.
Speaker 2:It was kind of a beatdown. Go on, Jalen it was fun. So Jalen Devante, Landon Dickerson and how many other?
Speaker 1:Bama's, I think six total on the Eagles.
Speaker 2:And somebody said there was at least six or seven or eight Georgia players on there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a lot of Georgia guys on the defense.
Speaker 2:I'm getting a call, she's getting a phone call.
Speaker 1:It's from the bank.
Speaker 2:It's from the bank. I'll tell you in a minute. We're going to pause it. Hot pause, hold on.
Speaker 1:Okay, and you're done with your phone call.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:We are back. We are back. But yeah, it was fun to watch the Eagles win.
Speaker 2:It was so, so fun.
Speaker 1:I'm kind of mad the Chiefs scored. I was kind of hoping for like a goose egg.
Speaker 2:Yeah, me too, I'm not going to lie. I felt like I was, you know, watching a Bama game, you know graduate level. But because I mean that one touchdown, jalen to.
Speaker 1:Devontae, that was the highlight, that was nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a little muscle memory there, that was so nice, that's good. I might have said roll tide a few times and roll eagles. But I know it's fly, eagles fly. It was nice, it was roll roll nice.
Speaker 1:What did you think of the halftime performance?
Speaker 2:I liked it. I liked the dancing. I liked that there was clothing. That's a plus. Um, I also have a kid who knows all his music, so he was losing it so did you know the songs? I am familiar with the songs. I cannot recite the lyrics to the songs but, like I said, my my youngest can, but but yeah, so he was like oh my gosh. I can't believe he's playing that. Oh my gosh, but I like the choreography. Samuel L Jackson, that was super cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that guy's cool. Yeah, when they all lined up and did like the American flag and they had like the yes. Yeah, that was cool. I didn't know they had like the yes. Yeah, that was cool. I didn't know anything about Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2:I didn't know what he sang.
Speaker 1:So I was kind of torn, because when he was started, I was like I felt like I was 100 years old, because I was like wait, what's he saying? Yeah, like I almost turned on subtitles.
Speaker 2:I was like those are going to be so far behind. They were really behind. We had them on. See, we didn't have them on. But yeah.
Speaker 1:So I was like eventually I kind of started getting it, but I couldn't understand what he's saying at first. But then I started like okay. At the end I was like all right, I have heard that song, yeah yeah, but yeah, they're catchy. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Uh, next day I was in the car, I was about to go somewhere and I get tired of listening to the same music all the time. I was like I'll just check it out so.
Speaker 2:I downloaded his essentials on apple sure and just played a couple.
Speaker 1:You know running errands.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:If you need to pick me up.
Speaker 2:And I'm going to show my car ignorance here Also, my son would probably.
Speaker 1:Oh, the car he got out of the.
Speaker 2:Grand. They call it Grand National.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I read a thing that that's the. That's the kind of car his dad had. Oh, that's the kind of car his dad had. Okay, he was like that's the kind of car I could be messing this up.
Speaker 2:No, that he grew up with.
Speaker 1:He's like that's what I came home from the hospital in and my dad was what do you say, drove me home from the hospital bumping Big Daddy Kane in a car like that.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I guess, that's why. So they call it Grand National, but it sure does look like a Buick Regal or something from the 80s.
Speaker 1:I think all those kind of look the same.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the big two-door with the doors just like 12 feet long. Remember that we had a Pontiac Grand Prix.
Speaker 1:You had a Grand Prix, you had a Cutlass, we had an Old Mobile Cutlass Supreme, cutlass Supreme.
Speaker 2:Buick Regals were like that. I think with the big two-door, you know real plush seats, pretty much a recliner inside.
Speaker 1:Remember those seats, big engine.
Speaker 2:Big engine. The hood was like 20 feet long. You know, you just feel.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get I mean my car's already there, but I'll be there in a minute. Remember how long those cars were.
Speaker 1:I had a buddy during college age. I want to say my college years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right.
Speaker 1:And he had a Cutlass.
Speaker 2:Yes, he got one.
Speaker 1:I think it was like 86, something like that, and it was like burgundy interior.
Speaker 2:Yes, I think it was brown, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:And I had to drive it from his house one day or something to come get him. He was like, just bring my car.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You can drive it and that it was like sitting on the most comfortable sofa. Yeah, I was like just kick back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like man, I could fall asleep in this car and the steering wheels were so smooth like the steering on those, yeah, and the engines were ginormous.
Speaker 1:Anyway, but yeah they were.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that was pretty cool. But yeah, I like that game. It was probably the Super Bowl. I've been the most excited for the actual game for maybe in my whole life, I guess, because maybe I think the Seahawks played in one one year.
Speaker 1:Maybe not with back when they had Sean Alexander Sean. Alexander I think I don't had Sean Alexander Sean.
Speaker 2:Alexander, I think I don't know. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:I remember I always pulled for the Bills because they went to four in a row and lost all four. And then I was like I'm kind of done with y'all, yeah, but yeah, this one was fun.
Speaker 2:It was good. Did you have some special Super Bowl food like we talked about?
Speaker 1:Oh no, we did. Did you have some special Super Bowl food like we talked about? Oh no, we did. What did we? Do Just hamburgers, hot dogs, oh nice, we made a buffalo chicken dip.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we just had one dip. I made buffalo dip, didn't have any chicken in it.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:It was just like the dip, the dip.
Speaker 1:It was kind of low-key.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we didn't have any pay-overs. We didn't either. It was real low-key. It was kind of raining cold.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, the weather has been nasty.
Speaker 2:It's nasty right now. I did get the last box of wings at Publix, though, like there was all these people that had placed orders. They were standing waiting for them from the deli, but they had one box of New Orleans style. I'm sorry, that's my new favorite Rosemary garlic and something else.
Speaker 1:Speaking of New Orleans style. What?
Speaker 2:do you?
Speaker 1:think of John Batiste's National Anthem.
Speaker 2:Well, the part I saw, I loved it. Because we recorded it, but we set it to record at 5.30 and not like pre-game you could just YouTube it. Yeah, I know I haven't done it yet he did a different. Yeah, I kind of liked the different take.
Speaker 1:I did too.
Speaker 2:And he wasn't trying to hit the note in the sky either, it was just very him. Yeah, I love that guy.
Speaker 1:It was just a New Orleans anthem.
Speaker 2:And I like that he did it because he's from there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that guy's awesome Valentine's Day is coming up.
Speaker 2:Friday it is in two days. Yeah, your kids are out of school for it, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, out of school. It's oh sorry, it's midwinter's break, that's right before spring break.
Speaker 2:Is there going to be a mid-spring?
Speaker 1:But after fall there's a lot of breaks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want one.
Speaker 1:They're out Friday and Monday. Uh-huh, they're out Friday and Monday.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:So they will not get to. They won't get to have a Valentine's party at school.
Speaker 2:You know all the elementary schools are going. We're going to do it on Thursday instead, since the kids are out on Friday. Yeah, mm-hmm, go get your cookies, go get your little box of Valentines.
Speaker 1:What do you get the teacher?
Speaker 2:Remember that Do you get the teacher something on Valentine's. You know they don't want that you know. What they want is chocolate.
Speaker 1:That's what I was. I'd just be like.
Speaker 2:Here's what I like.
Speaker 1:I want a gift card.
Speaker 2:How about a gas card, doggone?
Speaker 1:We used to get them.
Speaker 2:I want some eggs. Yeah, oh Dog gone.
Speaker 1:We used to get them Some eggs. Yeah, oh, that's nice, that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2:No, get her a dozen eggs, man A dozen roses. Yeah, a dozen eggs.
Speaker 1:Oh man, do you want organic or yeah, go to Costco.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah man that's yeah. Well, I was at Publix the day of the Super Bowl like a crazy person and I wasn't there to buy eggs. I was there to buy wings and Macon's for the buffalo dip, but there were no eggs, except for on the top row. So, like the ones that are $9, you know whatever Organic.
Speaker 1:Right organic right baby since birth chickens yeah, these have a dollar bill inside each one dollar dollar bill.
Speaker 2:Um, they sit on a chaise lounge when they're not laying the eggs. Yeah, those were the only ones that were left and I was like I'm gonna go eggless, I ain't yeah.
Speaker 1:What about? What is it like? The egg, just the egg whites. The egg whites or, like you, pour it out of the.
Speaker 2:Yeah, ain't got no yolks in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't get. Well, are those going to be?
Speaker 2:more expensive? I haven't looked. I don't buy those. They're in some kind of carton. I don't know if I believe in that.
Speaker 1:I mean, I know, the bird flew, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, they've had to yeah, whatever yeah? I know it's.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm, I'm going eggless right now, and that ain't no yolk.
Speaker 1:Sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm the worst. I'm full of dad jokes.
Speaker 1:Oh, sorry, I just have to say this. So I saw a dad joke and normally I couldn't help it. It looked like the Shire in Lord of the Rings. And there was two pictures. There was one that just looked normal and then one that had a wagon with a big bottle on it, a certain bottle, and the top one said it was the best of Shires, it was the worst of Shires. I laughed for way too long.
Speaker 2:That's good.
Speaker 1:I read that thing like six times. And I was like every time I was like it, it's better than it was two seconds ago those are good.
Speaker 2:It was the worst of showers.
Speaker 1:That is brilliant that's a strong I'd wear that on the shirt.
Speaker 2:This is where I am in life. That says a lot. You're like I'm just gonna stop talking yeah, anyway, sorry uh, yeah, but anyway. So, but new, but New Orleans Wings Publix Deli. If they don't have them put in order, they were good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, valentine's Day. Well, we don't do anything. No, I'm going to lie.
Speaker 1:You do something, I do get my kids something chocolate.
Speaker 2:I know I have two grown out of the house, one's married, but I got, you know, even just even if it's just a Reese's heart, I get, I get him a piece of something chocolate, some chocolate.
Speaker 1:We were at Kroger, me and Robin. I guess it was Saturday morning or something like that. Days are all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, doesn't matter anymore, doesn't matter, it was raining.
Speaker 1:We were at Kroger and I was like, oh, they got little Valentine's, you know like little baskets or whatever I had like a little stuffed animal or whatever, but mainly some candy.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I was like we could just get them something like that, it'd just be easy. Yeah, it was like 25. I was like uh, and then I was like oh, here's a little one. It looked like a mailbox or something yeah, I had like four little pieces of candy in it, like it was ten dollars, what, yeah, and I was like nope, uh-uh, send that back down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what I got so we're just getting them. Some candy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll just go to Five Below and grab a couple things. You know the little things that look like the candy canes at Christmas time, and they're clear and they're either full of M&Ms.
Speaker 2:Well, they have heart ones, and so I got everybody Reese's and my son-in-law. I got him Kit Kat. No, but he loves Kit Kat, just Hershey Kisses ones because he likes Hershey Kisses.
Speaker 1:I feel like we just talk about food sometimes.
Speaker 2:I know Well, this is where we are people, because there's a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1:They ought to make little tubes like that with eggs in them.
Speaker 2:I'm saying Is that? A Cadbury egg, but those were cheap. I got them at.
Speaker 1:Kroger, did you see where chocolate's going up like 20% now?
Speaker 2:Like right before Chocolate coffee. I always get sketched out with that. They're like it's a gas on Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're like chocolate's going up. I'm like oh how convenient on February 10th Wonder why?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know I ain't falling for that. Mm-mm, mm-mm. That's ridiculous. So yeah, friday, my kid is not out of school. He's not in the same district as yours, but he's out of school on Monday he goes. What are we doing on Monday? I was like I don't know, I'm going to work, Probably laundry in my guess he could do some of his laundry, because I don't technically do his laundry, so I know, when I haven't seen it in a while I'm like hmm what's going on in? Your closet.
Speaker 1:Where's that smell?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, so Randall's birthday is the day after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1:That's kind of nice and awful. What do you get to? Well, we're not like huge, like oh, will you get me something for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2:That's kind of nice and awful. What do you get to? Well, we're not like huge, like, oh, will you get me something for Valentine's Day anyway.
Speaker 1:I don't even want stuff for my birthday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's. What's nice is when we go out to eat like, because we used to when our kids were all little, we'd like all go out to eat and celebrate, but like we're like no, we're in our 50s, we're going out to eat by ourselves for your dad's birthday. So we'll probably go out to eat that night and nothing will be crowded.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2:Because everybody's gone on Valentine's Day, or most people, you know, I don't know. He doesn't get me flowers I mean he did, I guess, when we were dating maybe early marriage. But like I don't, really get it.
Speaker 1:Why don't you turn that off? I mean not turn it off, it's like Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2:Well, we're married. Am I still having to prove to you that like?
Speaker 1:It's all made up anyway, it's a weird holiday.
Speaker 2:It's a little bit weird. It's probably my least favorite, and in our country it must be different because there's a lady I know who's from Great Britain originally.
Speaker 1:Wait, do they do?
Speaker 2:it and she goes. Well, I don't understand because, like everybody here buys cards and like you don't all buy cards, like where are we from? No-transcript, it's not. I was like it's all about money, it's like Christmas, it's just. They just you know how much can they just sell and and don't nobody need a piece of chocolate.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean? We still have chocolate, we still have chocolate, we still have, uh, christmas reeses okay, that doesn't happen in my house I know, but we've you and mom y'all are like, we still got halloween candy. I'm like we still do. You need me to come over because, oh my gosh we still have you don't?
Speaker 2:you don't eventually just chunk that in?
Speaker 1:the trash I mean sometimes we do, but like some of the stuff that I mean if it's unopened, yeah, it keeps.
Speaker 2:You got some gummies.
Speaker 1:No, I don't, I need some gummy bears.
Speaker 2:Man, Maybe you need me up with some gummy bears.
Speaker 1:Valentine's is weird because it's like, oh, we're going today's the day where we love people.
Speaker 2:I don't like that, I don't like that, I know, I know.
Speaker 1:All right, this is a hot take.
Speaker 2:Maybe it's not Okay.
Speaker 1:At what age?
Speaker 2:speaking of gifts, first of all Valentine's. I don't want anything. I mean, if you want to give me a piece of chocolate, I'll eat it, but I don't. No, I don't expect anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this year, me and Robin, we're not doing anything. Yeah, nothing, we're not doing anything. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, I don't even think I'm getting her a card. I don't think Maybe I will buckle last minute and be like yeah, yeah, I think it's just afraid you're going to get in trouble.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But at what point do you turn off gifts? I'm talking For how long? Not Christmas, but I'm talking about like birthdays. How about birthdays?
Speaker 2:Because how about birthdays? Because I talked about this last night.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah it. I think it's like 20. I won't say, I want to say like around 25, 23, 24, 25.
Speaker 2:I you don't get your wife something for her birthday.
Speaker 1:And you have children. Yeah, I don't think anybody. I think you should stop getting birthday presents for yourself.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't get something for myself.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying, you yourself should not get birthday presents anymore.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay. Yeah, that is a hot take, because some people will be like what If you're?
Speaker 1:35 years old.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And you got two kids. Mm I can't stand getting stuff. I don't want anything from anybody. Well, I?
Speaker 2:never know what to get.
Speaker 1:Everything gets returned.
Speaker 2:So that's my thing.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2:I can't say what I got my husband because oh, this won't come out though.
Speaker 1:Oh, it'll be Friday.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I can't say it. Oh, you can't say it. Well, I guess he's getting a gift?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:That's just me. Well, I'll talk about it next time. Yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Definitely in your. Here's the deal. I'm 47.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:If I want something Right, I'll go buy it yeah, yeah. And I'll get the color I want, yep and the brand. Yeah, or whatever, and just be like, or I'll try it on, I'll be like, yeah, it fits great.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you ask me, I just like somebody to take me out to eat so I don't have to cook.
Speaker 1:You know, that's true, and it's a sit-down.
Speaker 2:It doesn't have to be white tablecloth, it could just be Las Palmas man, I don't care, but I'm like it's my birthday. Please don't make me cook dinner. I don't want to cook dinner, you know what I mean. Or get takeout or something. I don't care, I do like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What about birthday cakes? Let's get into it.
Speaker 1:Cakes are fine. Okay If it's food related. If somebody gives you cupcakes or cake, go for it yeah. The same thing with Valentine's. Yeah, if you want to get somebody some chocolate, but little thing of flowers. Don't overdo it. Yeah, yeah, absolutely oh man.
Speaker 2:I was in Costco yesterday. They had flowers everywhere.
Speaker 1:Or Costco, you can get whatever you want.
Speaker 2:Gosh Kruger had flowers. I was sneezing like a big dog in there yesterday.
Speaker 1:Y'all got some lilies.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's what it was. It was the multi bouquets and the lilies, and they were all by the door. They looked really great too, by the way, Kroger and Brentwood.
Speaker 1:They should come in a basket with Benadryl.
Speaker 2:I know, yeah, here's the Benadryl. Go ahead and take one now before you check this out. Good gracious, you and I are so allergic to that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I finally realized that. But yeah, get some Benadryl for getting lilies.
Speaker 2:You know when I realized it.
Speaker 1:Wedding day when we got married.
Speaker 2:I remember because they put the they put flowers in the basket with some little like to-go food for us, because we drove to Atlanta and it had the stargazed lily in it. I didn't know. And by the time we got to Atlanta I sounded like this I'd have been gazing at.
Speaker 1:Stargazing too, because Benadryl knocks me out.
Speaker 2:And I was like I don't know what's wrong. Finally, randall was like you're allergic to these flowers. It was not a good look for the honeymoon. But what are you going to do? You know you're like can you go get me some Sudafed and some Benadryl and three boxes of Kleenex?
Speaker 1:It was horrible man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Well, maybe you don't get that's why you get food. Yeah, get food, don't get flowers. Yeah, man, I'm hungry right now. Think about it. I want some chocolate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't want sorry.
Speaker 2:I don't need any gifts, but here's what I don't want. If you're buying me something.
Speaker 1:Tell you what not to get me is them little chalk hearts.
Speaker 2:No, just go eat some Tums. At least you're getting some like you know, tums taste better. Magnesium or calcium or whatever's in them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, if you're going to eat them, chalk hearts, do it at the dentist office.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe it'll show where your plaque is or something, I don't remember. Them little pills you'd say. Chew this up and we'll see where all the plaque is.
Speaker 1:That's kind of like what they were like.
Speaker 2:Maybe yeah, and they got little sayings on them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, one of them should have said be smart, throw it in the garbage.
Speaker 2:Don't eat this, put me down, stop it. Yeah, so so you're not getting your wife any flowers or a card, but you do love her, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just not buying her anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love my husband. I mean, I didn't get him At least I got the kids a chocolate something. I didn't get him nothing.
Speaker 1:If it's my birthday or Valentine's or something, okay, and Robin goes. Sorry, I didn't get you anything.
Speaker 2:It makes me so happy, Because you're just like okay.
Speaker 1:I'm like yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, save the money. Is that money we?
Speaker 1:didn't spend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the best.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go get eggs now. This is fantastic.
Speaker 2:And all the people are like well, I'm taking my wife to a steak dinner. That's when I go out to eat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we went. It was a while back, but I went to celebrate our neighbor's 40th.
Speaker 2:Oh nice.
Speaker 1:Because it was 40th, I went to like a. Maybe I talked about this, but I went to a Japanese place, you know sushi and all that, oh yeah. Right, but it was six of us.
Speaker 2:Oh, you did talk about this.
Speaker 1:But he got the bill oh wow Before anybody. It was three couples and he was like no, I got it. He's like this is my birthday, take everybody, I want to treat y'all and I was like it is so nice and it was because his wife's I think it was her grandmother. She said they would go out to eat like family it'd be like yeah, she said, like you know, 10, 20, like a big party right, and she always paid on her birthday. She was like this is what I do yeah, like this is my birthday gift yeah, I'm birthday.
Speaker 1:She was like this is what I do, yeah, like this is my birthday gift.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm paying for it.
Speaker 1:I was like that's strong, I like that.
Speaker 2:That is nice. Okay, I will say this, and it's only well, maybe a few years. It was kind of when our kids were a little bit smaller. But I think we had a friend maybe that did this and he's a lot older, but for a while on randy's birthday he would get each kid something from him to them oh, yeah, I was like oh, and I was like what?
Speaker 2:and he's like, no, that's what I want to do. And like he's not a big, like I mean he is now like his hobby now is plants and like gardening big time. But like he was like no, I want to do this. One kid got a ukulele, not something crazy, break the bank. But I was like, huh, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1:What do you think you get? Not that dads don't get good gifts.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's awesome. I'll use that. It's a headlamp.
Speaker 2:That'll come in handy later.
Speaker 1:And then they set it down.
Speaker 2:Right, or they put it in the drawer with the two other headlamps.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Socks, those are awesome. Yeah, it's just very.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do like gift cards for something, if we're talking about you know, like, whatever it is. Home Depot Lowe's yeah because I would buy him a plant, but I don't know the right ones and he knows what he's looking at or want to get seeds, or you know whatever.
Speaker 1:Fastgrowingtreescom.
Speaker 2:Yes, I ordered. Did you order some trees?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're on our second dogwood. It's still hanging in there.
Speaker 2:Should it just be eventuallygrowingtreescom.
Speaker 1:Slowdyingtreescom. Maybe I ordered from the wrong website.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, I'm going to order an egg tree. Okay, going back to Valentine's Day when we were little, do you remember getting those heart suckers and the plastic was on them and it was clear and had a little bit of white color on the heart? And that would come off first.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:I love those suckers.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Suckers were around back then. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Banks had them.
Speaker 2:We didn't call them lollipops In the South. You called them suckers. That's a sucker. Yeah, banks had them. And we didn't call them lollipops In the South. You called them suckers. That's a sucker. Yeah, y'all want a sucker. There was two types. Yeah, there's two suckers, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Somebody that overpays. Just look at that sucker.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Or you go to the bank you're like are we getting suckers You'd be like. Can we send this back to the tube?
Speaker 2:He wants red Regions, does all green and I think they're green apple and that is strong and they got numbers on them, or letters it's always like what'd you get?
Speaker 1:I got G, what yeah?
Speaker 2:I think it's.
Speaker 1:Maybe it spells out regions or something.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1:Because our boys used to get them. Yeah, which is also kind of weird because you're like hey, you're two and in the backseat, yeah, take this.
Speaker 2:Take this choking hazard while I drive around? What?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I know Well, okay, even further. Do you remember back in the day when you go to the pediatrician and you get a sucker at the end? This is like when I was little, so maybe like 70s, and then eventually they changed to sugar-free?
Speaker 1:Oh, I do remember that.
Speaker 2:And then eventually they got to like why are we giving people candy? I guess let's give them a sticker covered in germs. You know what I mean, because diabetes, I don't know it's probably wrong to give people candy, no matter what kind of candy it is, at the doctor probably.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that doesn't check out.
Speaker 2:I mean, personally I loved crispy cream, but they didn't do that. So, um, but yeah, I was always like, oh yeah, sugar-free, and nobody else had those I'll say sorry.
Speaker 1:Okay, you said crispy cream Kreme, so I'll go ahead and say it, we had a neighbor and we still eat Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And my claim to fame. Well, I think it was senior year of high school junior. You had a donut sale, yes. So I walked home with two dozen donuts. I ate four on the way home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because they're air. It was air. Yeah, I ate four on the way home. Yeah, because they're air it was air.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I ate four on the way home. And then I went to the kitchen and got a Coke canned Coke, went to my room, watched Saved by the Bell and Brady Bunch on my little 13-inch TV.
Speaker 2:Back to back, yeah.
Speaker 1:Back to back, and while I did that, I ate another dozen. I ate 16 and a. Coke. I had two Cokes. Two Cokes and 16 Krispy Kreme donuts. Did you?
Speaker 2:pass out or have a seizure or something.
Speaker 1:No, I was a teenager. I was like that was good.
Speaker 2:Somebody needs some spinach and go run.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, but at our old house, our next door neighbor, he did like packaging. He sold packaging for, like you know, like the peanut butter stuff you see at costco, that's like yeah like a powder oh right or whatever, like he sells that plastic oh god to them, or whatever, or like packaging for like like razors will be in, or all kind of stuff and he asked me or one time he had crispy cream donuts. I was like you want a donut? He's like no.
Speaker 2:I was like what?
Speaker 1:And he goes like we sell them. He's like I've been to the place where they make those boxes. Oh, he said he'll eat a Krispy Kreme donut.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Like if he goes to the place.
Speaker 2:And just gets it from the store.
Speaker 1:And gets the donut and he's like, if they put it in those boxes, I ain't touching it. And I was like no, I don't know, maybe he's not telling the truth, but I trusted the guy. I was like what is it?
Speaker 2:And he's like, yeah, rats.
Speaker 1:He's like I've seen where they store, how it's stored. And yeah maybe that's not right. But I mean, we still eat them out of the box, I know, and every time I'm like this was probably on the top shelf, it's fine. That's got to serve as some kind of immunization at that point, but I just wanted to say that in case you did enjoy donuts, yeah, now you don't.
Speaker 2:Now you don't Put the box down, put it down.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:Anyway, have you been to duck donuts? Oh the little, those are legit those things are like we used to get those they're like if crumble cookie and krispy kreme was like they're thick, so there's not enough sugar in these donuts yeah, we used to get a dozen of those like oh man
Speaker 2:you're doing on a payment plan or something. I mean it's kind of expensive, but every now and then we get Duck Donuts delivered. Ooh yeah, okay yeah, but maybe that was like a birthday or something Valentine's. What do you want? Only donuts In the box, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you what I don't like. Sorry Is at Krispy Kreme. Just took a turn Is when you go to checkout and you're always getting donuts and you're I do this every time. I'm like 12, sorry, he'll probably eat two, and then you're doing math.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you're like, is that?
Speaker 1:enough. Should I get two dozen?
Speaker 2:They're not that expensive. Yeah, and there's never enough.
Speaker 1:But then you're at the checkout and you're like I got a cup of donut holes, right, do I need? The donut holes do I need to eat those on the way home because I can't open the big box?
Speaker 2:no, but I can eat that. And you got the icing everywhere, oh yeah I can have holes, are the fries we took of crispy curry.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying yeah, yeah they are. So we took our boys it was me, braxton and Carter, and then my brother-in-law, mark, and we took them. They were in town and we took them to Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because he loves Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, who doesn't, who doesn't I do?
Speaker 1:So even with the boxes, so we took them. We go through the line, we get some donuts. You know, they get some chocolate milk.
Speaker 2:We sit down, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:So we're sitting there. They're probably third grade, first grade you know a lot younger and they're like kind of eating the donuts and drinking their milk and they're like I was like what you know, I drank that milk paid for it yeah. And they're like it kind of tastes funny. I was like let me see it. I snatched the milk and take a swig. I almost spit it on the wall.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, it was, it was rancid Horrible.
Speaker 1:No, horrible Like outdated, horrible like outdated, just oh.
Speaker 2:So we went up to the counter like hey, this milk is evil yeah, so y'all need to remove it so to this day.
Speaker 1:If I go to crispy cream or something like that yeah I'll get a text like check that chocolate milk that's amazing yeah, and it was it was un-mazing, but yeah. It was horrible. Oh, poor boys, I'd rather drink water out of one of them boxes.
Speaker 2:With a straw, oh my gosh. Yeah, I mean Valentine's Day. Some people do the pancakes in the heart, shape, things like that.
Speaker 1:They'll do something at home happy valentine oh yeah, or they'll put like the bacon in like a yeah heart shape around the eggs, I guess that's an easy one, oh yeah, or around the pancakes.
Speaker 2:Ain't nobody buying eggs, not to sound like we don't make big yeah we don't either, but sometimes we do pancakes for dinner and I will do bacon with it.
Speaker 1:I'm always amazed when I watch any movie or TV show and the kid comes downstairs and they're like, and they're like hey, you want some breakfast, and there's like pancakes and waffles and bacon and a mound of fruit and just biscuits, yeah, eggs and hash browns.
Speaker 2:and who, yeah, what in the cracker barrel is going on in here If I made that breakfast. I'd be done for the day oh yeah, first of all I'm going to pass out, because then you got to clean it up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to wash dishes in the afternoon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, because I'm going to be in a food coma until then. I do love breakfast food. Right, because I'm going to be in a food coma until then. I do love breakfast food, though, and then somebody will come downstairs, there'll be all that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then they're just like I got to go, I'll just have coffee. And you're like, what'd you say?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:If I made that breakfast and somebody's like no, I'll just have coffee, I'd be like oh, will you? I'd be like Buddy the Elf. I'd be like I'm about to throw you some food in a Ziploc.
Speaker 2:Made you lunch oh, oh, my goodness anyway, man, that makes me want pancakes now. So I guess, happy heart, happy Cupid day yeah, enjoy your midwinter break yeah, at this point they should just have one every month. Um, enjoy your midwinter break-ish. At this point they should just have one every month. They about do anyway Mid-March, mid-february, mid I mean.
Speaker 1:It's all mid. I don't mean to.
Speaker 2:I think that's slang for not that good. Exactly, is it? You just reminded me of a 17-year-old. I just butchered that. Yeah, you did.
Speaker 1:That's so, mid Is that what they say.
Speaker 2:That's worse to share than the other jokes.
Speaker 1:You want to embarrass them. Just be like you're right, that is rad. Oh yeah, Just keep it going, it's the best.
Speaker 2:The squirming just gets more and more. Yeah, anyway, yeah Anyway well enjoy your. Valentine's.
Speaker 1:Day.
Speaker 2:Evening dinner chocolate cards flowers, lavish gifts. Yes, or just go to Costco get some eggs flowers.
Speaker 1:Yeah 85-inch TV. Right. Go, grab one of them. $20,000 necklaces they got. You seen that madness? Who does that? I?
Speaker 2:don't think that should be at the same store.
Speaker 1:Who's popping through there just be?
Speaker 2:like.
Speaker 1:I'm just here for eggs, paper towels.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's $15,000. That's pretty. Let's get two of those tennis bracelets.
Speaker 1:I'm going to do a six pack of tennis bracelets and some of those Puma sweatpants, because they're only $14.99. Yeah God, those people. Yeah, y'all crazy, crazy. That's why there's nobody there to open that thing. No, you ever try to get something out and look at it.
Speaker 2:No, good luck. Who's doing it? I'm not looking at it, I'm looking at it through the glass going. Who's buying it?
Speaker 1:Uh-uh.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I can't help you there. Y'all cry.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I'm just going to keep the cringy.
Speaker 2:Young slang.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's young anymore. They're like that's so 30-year-old, I know Anyway.
Speaker 2:Alright, happy Valentine's.
Speaker 1:Have a good one.
