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Cars and Coffee, Waffle House and Jeans
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Welcome back. So this past Saturday I took my kid to Nashville Cars and Coffee.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, it's a car enthusiast event. What time is it in the morning?
Speaker 1Eight to eleven, but really you want to get there and be there eight to ten-ish, because some of those people start, you know, leaving in their McLarens and their Porsches and 1955.
Speaker 2Is it everything? It's like old cars, new cars.
Speaker 1Vintage supercars, electric cars. Where is it? At Nashville Speedway, which is out in Lebanon.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1It's like 45 minutes from my house, but he loves it. It's the first Saturday of the month. There's also one in Franklin. We haven't been there yet Franklin Cars and Coffee. I think it's probably smaller, but there's a lot of people. It's not crowded, it's free. You just dress for whatever weather. There's some food trucks like breakfast-y type food trucks. We don't ever do that, but we just go and look at the cars. We stay probably for one and a half two hours.
Speaker 2Nice.
Speaker 1Walk around. Some of the cars are repeat visits. There's an orange McLaren and a blue one. That's been there. Maybe it's a Lamborghini.
Speaker 2Like every time.
Speaker 1Yeah, sometimes you get the car owners sometimes let people sit in them or whatever. I just want to drive it. The etiquette is you don't touch it and you just look at it, but like there's some like Mustangs from 1965 and some foreign cars and like it's super interesting because there's every kind of person there.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Most are males. There's some females, but like Common denominator is cars.
Speaker 2common denominator is cars.
Speaker 1Common denominator is cars. Yeah, like people are taking pictures A lot of like young people to like, bring in like a real camera, remember like the Nikon or Canon SLRs like, or they have their phone on one of those things. It's a gimbal. My son Ben has one of those where it's like you can walk around with your phone and it kind of moves real smooth yeah, it looks like you're like filming a movie yeah, like er used it like for the first time or whatever it was, you know 30 years ago, when they were never stopped a one shot or whatever.
Speaker 1but you got all these young people taking pictures like, yeah, it's pretty cool, so, but it's an activity. But usually we go home and have breakfast after that like a big breakfast, but this time I take them to Waffle House.
Speaker 2Did you get the All-Star special? That's what I used to get.
Speaker 1I got whatever the eggs and bacon and hash browns and toast is. I think it's like a number one. I don't know what it is yeah. He gets the. It's basically their version of Philly cheesesteak on Texas toast steak and cheese and Texas toast.
Speaker 2Really oh yeah.
Speaker 1He's all about it. So that was on Saturday, uh-huh. I accidentally opened my news feed and yesterday saw where Waffle House is now going to have a 50 cent surcharge per egg because of eggflation, and I guess the it's called eggflation. No, I just made that up.
Speaker 1Oh, that's good, but it should be the Evian flu or whatever Expensive water flu. I don't know. I'm not making fun of it, but I was like well doggone. I'm glad I got the regular price, because when I go back to Waffle House I will just be getting the hash browns or something 50 cents more an egg.
Speaker 2I think I saw something on that. I don't know when they did did it, but they didn't have it on saturday I think they make, like I'm trying to think it showed how many eggs they make or how many eggs they sell in a year yeah, and it was like yeah I don't know, 200 like 300 million or something like that. So crazy yeah so I'm like, wait a minute, you're going to get a 50 cents 150 mil a year.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, I know they got to pay for it, but I mean it's kind of brilliant and I'll say this oh, go ahead no. Do they call it surcharge?
Speaker 1Because somebody said sir we're going to have to charge you S-U-R. No, I, I know, oh yeah, but it sounds like it just came from that it does.
Speaker 2Yeah, excuse me, sir.
Speaker 1I don't take all that extra charge because that's what it is, but I was thinking the Waffle House is kind of like the Cars and Coffee there's every kind of person.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1When you walk in a Waffle House, it doesn't matter what your job is because really it's whoever. I'm going to say it's the cook, but it's technically the alpha waitress, whoever the head most seniority waitress is Right, I shouldn't say waitress.
Speaker 2I guess I should say Server Server Probably shouldn't say whatever the people running it.
Speaker 1Most of the time it's a female, but sometimes it's a male. But whoever's the most honey and at the same time all business?
Speaker 2Sweetheart yeah.
Speaker 1And probably high hair, you know, closer, higher hair, close to God, or you know, yeah, they've got a lot of flair going on. And usually they're so nice.
Speaker 2And they're running that ship man, you don't want them too nice though.
Speaker 1No, because they got to keep it moving. There was a wait. But she was like I can't believe. This person doesn't want to sit up here at the bar. My goodness, she goes. You sure you don't want to sit up here at the bar, there's two open right now. And he goes. No, I'm going to wait for a table. And she kind of like rolled her eyes, like rolled her eyes.
Speaker 2Highfalutin dude got to sit at the table.
Speaker 1My not my husband my son and I were waiting because we wanted to sit at a booth or whatever, and and he's a big guy, so it was already pretty crowded at the bar, you know, and I was like he kind of looked at me like oh, don't mess with her.
Speaker 1And I was like yep, like oh, don't mess with her. And I was like yep, she's in charge. So again, doesn't matter what CEO like comes in there, or if it's high schoolers, or if it's somebody who's obviously down on their luck. Whatever, everybody's equal. You're waiting and you're nice to the cook and they're all fixing everybody's stuff.
Speaker 2And you can see them do it. Yeah, so you're all. Yeah, everyone, you're at the mercy everyone is equal in the eyes of a waffle house waitress yeah yeah, and I used to like. Well, I didn't like it. But back in the day they come over they'd have a cigarette hanging out of their mouth and they'd have a little notepad like what you want.
Speaker 1Yeah, like what you want hon man that food was.
Speaker 2So yeah, yeah it, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1It's greasy, but it's good Doggone. I just got the eggs before the surcharge hit it's called a ma'am charge. Ma'am charge. I got eggs, I get bacon extra crispy.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1And I got the hash browns.
Speaker 2I can't get them smothered, just getting them in the order, okay.
Speaker 1And then I got toast.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I got a biscuit and I ate it Wow.
Speaker 2I would always go. I don't go there much anymore, but I used to get the all-star special which is a waffle, and then you get two eggs, I get them scrambled with cheese, and then I would get, and then you get hash browns.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2I get hash browns smothered and covered with onions and cheese. Yeah, or is that right?
Speaker 1Yeah, diced Chopped, then you get like two or four.
Speaker 2Two pieces of toast.
Speaker 1You ate all that.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what you, my buddy, used to get. He would get his hash browns all the way.
Speaker 1Yes, so like jalapeno peppers, chili yeah.
Speaker 2The whole deal. He would get the all-star special, that and then like an extra order of something.
Speaker 1And a bottle of Tums.
Speaker 2Pretty much yeah. Wow, but yeah, I saw something where somebody was like trying to complain at a Waffle House. That's the wrong place, and they're like I need to speak to the manager and I don't know, maybe it was a joke.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But they're like there is no manager.
Speaker 1Right, this is Waffle House. We're open 24 hours a day. Yeah, you're talking to it.
Speaker 2We are the law.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, yeah. Well, there are sort of a barometer for how bad the weather event happens. Well, you know it like oh yeah you know how bad is the ice storm in the south. Well, if the waffle house still open, it's not quite as bad as everything if waffle house shuts down you need to get out of town or go get in a bunker yeah panic room.
Speaker 2Let's go yeah, we asked uh, one time we're at waffle house and we got into I guess the guy was cooking and um waitress brought the stuff over and we started asking it and they were telling us all the rules like of how they. I was like how do you know what's what? Yeah and, uh, she was like oh well, if the butter's like this on the plate, it's a regular, and if the butter is upside down, that means it's a pecan waffle, and then like so it's oh, yeah, yeah, some of that is just like where the butter is placed, how they put this on the plate.
Speaker 2It tells you what kind of whatever so? It's like wow, it's gotta take forever yeah.
Speaker 1So like get that down. Yeah, because there's so many variations on everything, because you can get how do you want your eggs, how do you want your toast, how do you want your bacon? I mean, that's hard, yeah, that's hard. That's some hard-working people, but anyway, so waffle house it was good cars.
Speaker 1And then we and it was like it wasn't freezing last weekend, so the month before we like basically had everything but the hot hands, things in our gloves and our shoes, you know, and went and we're like okay, we can probably stay about 45 minutes.
Speaker 2That's a beautiful car. Does it have a heater?
Rivian Test Drive and Asteroid Talk
Speaker 1Can I sit in it? That day we test drove a Rivian just because we were freezing.
Speaker 2Oh, did you. Was it the truck or the SUV?
Speaker 1The truck.
Speaker 2I love those.
Speaker 1The four-door. Have you been in one?
Speaker 2I went to a. No, well, they used to have a.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, the downtown.
Speaker 2The little downtown, we'll call it, not a dealership like a pop it's like a pop-up dealership.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2Face storefront whatever. Yeah, yeah, so I had one in there oh gotcha, so I got to sit in it.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was comfortable. They're cool. Randall drove it, I didn't drive it and our son was with us and the guy was super nice, but it has some cool features. Yeah, yeah, they're cool looking cars, if you want to go camping and you have an outlet where you're going.
Speaker 2I guess I don't know, I don't understand they don't have this anymore, but when Rivian first came out, I remember the truck. They didn't have the SUV Because I used to look at them like five years ago.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Back when they were less expensive, yeah, and when they first came out with the truck it had a kitchen option, so they had the little fold down thing. Oh yeah, the fold down side thing, and you pulled out a thing it had the sink, it had an induction range.
Speaker 1It had silverware it was like $7,500. Yeah, I bet you can still get that add on.
Speaker 2No, I don't think they do it anymore.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Because I think when it started it was more for like outdoorsy.
Speaker 1Yeah, enthusiasts, yeah, for sure, and then they're like it's going to be hard to mass produce. Yeah, right.
Speaker 2Kitchens.
Speaker 1Exactly.
Speaker 2Truck, I guess.
Speaker 1Yeah, anyway, so we did that, but yeah, so, if you're going to Waffle House. Yeah, and then I wonder if yeah, and I got all kind of questions about the surcharge.
Speaker 2Well, we did it. I guess they're surcharging everywhere, because I was at Costco Spoiler alert. That never happens and Robin said I guess grab some eggs. You know, we had some, but she eats eggs every day.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2Like four every morning or something, and I'm always like man that was good, I should make eggs. I'm lazy. And I'm always like man that was good, I should make eggs. I'm lazy. And you don't, yeah, I just heat up a bagel, but yeah, so I was just grabbing like a couple. And there was a lady next to me and she was just like I don't know. Working at Wawa House, maybe I guess she was getting ready to surcharge some people, because she was just slinging those things in her cart.
Speaker 2I was like it's not that many left.
Speaker 1Wow, yeah, so anyway whatever, but we'll say this pulled up my weather app. This was yesterday yes, I won outside and I have the weather channel app, and so I scroll down a little bit to where it says today, this week. And then the third column usually says something like getting chilly or I don't know future rain. But it didn't say that. It said Ice storm. It didn't say ice storm.
Speaker 2Or snowpocalypse.
Speaker 1Okay, so we're in January. It didn't say ice storm, it said asteroid coming question mark. And I was like look at the silly people at the weather channel being all funny. And then I was like wait what? I'm being all funny. And then I was like wait what? And then I clicked on it and it said could this asteroid, could this large asteroid, hit Earth in 2032?
Speaker 2Wait a minute. Yeah that's what it said. So the same people that somehow can't get the seven-day forecast are working on a six-year forecast. Sorry, seven. It's all or nothing with these people.
Speaker 1Or it's like microscopic, like there was a lightning strike three miles from you, or could this asteroid hit in however many years is that?
Speaker 2Yeah, but is it going to rain today?
Speaker 1Do I need to water my tomatoes? Oh, we don't do that. Yeah, I'm like, can you specialize in what's needed, but I don't know, so it may not matter that the eggs are going up in price if the asteroid is coming, but it's going to be a minute.
Speaker 2That's seven years.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2That's a lot of surcharging.
Speaker 1Yeah, they said it's as big as a building.
Speaker 2What kind of building?
Speaker 1I don't know. Yeah, what are we talking? Eiffel Tower? What are we talking the two-story insurance building on?
Speaker 2Old.
Speaker 1Hickory Boulevard? I don't know, that's a broad term. It's broad.
Speaker 2Are we talking tiny house?
Speaker 1Exactly. And it's like a 1%, 1 point, something percent chance.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Well, I mean one's pretty high to end. That's what they said.
Speaker 2Right, I don't know, I pulled up the article and Well, they're wrong 50% of the time time and it's a one percent chance. So it really is like a point.
Speaker 1That's not how math works, but whatever yeah, if they're going on, if we're going on their record of like getting the forecast right right we're fine, yeah, but I will say this yeah, if an asteroid is coming, I would prefer to no location. Mm-hmm Okay. Because, if okay.
Speaker 2All right. Well, that's kind of not to get dark, but I'm saying, if an asteroid is coming, I kind of want front row seats for that.
Speaker 1So you want to go out that way?
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm going to get a lawn chair. I ain't even wearing sunglasses, you know what?
Speaker 1I'm saying what was that movie Don't nobody want to be on the outskirts.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no, you don't want to like, come out later and be like I made it.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah you don't want to be you either want to be on the other side of the world.
Speaker 2You think eggs were expensive before.
Speaker 1What the tsunami is going on.
Speaker 2Now you can be like I've got a car, Can you give me three eggs?
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, yeah, I don't know. So anyway, that's where we are. I guess the weather now includes meteor possibilities.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't want to know the meteor forecast. I don't either. Or possibilities yeah, I don't want to know the meteor forecast?
Speaker 1I don't either, or lightning, no. No, if it's really lightning, I'm going to go inside.
Speaker 2Yeah, remember, you just looked outside. Yes, you grow up like is it cold outside? I don't go out there.
Speaker 1That's what I tell some of the people in my house when they say I might still be in pajamas. And let's say this person in my house is in clothes and they say do you know how cold it is? And I'm like I don't know, let's take a beat here and check out what's happening on the inside of the house. You have on clothes. There's a door. Uh, we can solve this in about four seconds yeah, I love.
Speaker 2I love when, uh, our kids step outside and they're like that's not that bad, like yeah, but you didn't really stay there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were out there maybe four seconds and the breeze never hit you right. And then you go somewhere like outside and you're going to be there longer than 10 seconds.
Speaker 1And they're like, oh man, the wind's cold.
Speaker 2I'm like that's what it does.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2I'm even bad about that, because we'll take the dogs for a walk and I'm like it'll be fine, I'm not going to be cold.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And we'll start walking. And then Robin will be like, oh, you're cold again. Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 1Well, back to the cars and coffee. I was like I'm not going to need my little jacket on top of my hoodie I don't know, t-shirt and a hoodie, whatever, but and it was not a horrible temperature, but I was like I'm going to put my jacket on and take my gloves. Yeah, I was so glad because we were out there for an hour and a half.
Speaker 2You can always not wear it. You can always be like, you can always take it off, kind of warm.
Speaker 1You could walk it to the car if you want to. It's not that far.
Speaker 2There's cars out there.
Speaker 1Yeah, you could put it in somebody else's car, give it to them, but yeah so. Anyway, it was good to be back in the Waffle House. I haven't been in a long time.
Speaker 2Yeah, I need to go to Waffle House. We used to have a small town. In high school we did not have a Waffle House, we had a Huddle House.
Speaker 1Oh, I remember the Huddle House, the.
Speaker 2Huddle House. Which is about the same.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's an off-brand.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean if there was a huddle house and a waffle house and they were across the street from each other.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm going to waffle house.
Speaker 1Yeah. But if there's a line, I'll hit up the huddle house, huddle house yeah.
Speaker 2Which? How do you start that and not get sued or something?
Speaker 1It's got house in it. Yeah, at least omelet shoppy Remember that. Omelet shop S-H-O-P-P-E. It's not French, let's not get crazy, but they'd be like maybe orange and black writing. Those would be on the side of the interstate.
Speaker 2Omelet shop. Those letters are never all lit up. Ever, Every time you see omelet shop.
Speaker 1Omelet shop. It's like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Omelet. Let shop what.
Speaker 1Let pay the light bill. It's always sketchy, but it's basically diner food yeah. Yeah, yeah. And when you walk in those places I always feel like everybody watch your step. You kind of slide in. You can kind of Michael Jackson into one of those things, because it's a little slippery. There's a lot of grease up in the air.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, the grease just like hits the ceiling and kind of settles on the floor Right.
Speaker 1It's in the grout. It's never coming out.
Speaker 2And you do not want to go. Try to get out of there by 10. Like, if it's late. Oh right, Just you know what Just go home.
Speaker 1It's a different climate.
Speaker 2It's probably just better to Go home make your own breakfast.
Speaker 1If it's after 10 o'clock, surcharge yourself for your own eggs.
Speaker 2If it's real late, just mm-mm.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2You know what?
Speaker 1There's going to be lots of activity. Let's just say Lots of loud conversations.
Speaker 2Some people could have just had breakfast at the police station, exactly.
Speaker 1Sometimes the police is already in there. I think sometimes the police is like we should just walk out with this whole table of people. We'd arrest them anyway if we pulled them over. We can just eat and they'll come to us. Yeah, amazing, yeah, that's a two for one right there, I think some do that.
Speaker 2Some Waffle Houses just have like a cop who's just.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's brilliant. You want that detail. Yeah, yeah, shoot.
Speaker 2I'm bored. I guess I'll have coffee. I guess I'll eat some more bacon. Just see what happens.
Speaker 1Follow these people out, see if you can pull them over. They probably need to be. I don't know.
Speaker 2And. Waffle House it's almost like, especially at night, they're like how can we ramp this up? We've got people who are not the most patient right now. Yeah, it's late. They're really hungry. Let's put a jukebox in the mix.
Speaker 1Let's let random people pick music.
Speaker 2Yeah, that is not smart.
Speaker 1Well, I don't know if this is possible, but I guess it is because I heard the same song three times in a row. So I think somebody left their child picket on.
Speaker 2Saturday oh gosh, I was like.
Speaker 1This is why. This is why not everybody is in charge of everything on earth.
Speaker 2Because some people Don't rock the jukebox, there's a.
Speaker 1Taylor Swift and you know I don't dislike her music. It was one of her older songs which I like.
Speaker 2But I like our music. It was one of our older songs which I don't I like, but I was like this is too many times, three in a row, yeah people's eyes were starting to twitch and stuff like that, I pulled that plug.
Speaker 1Oops, yeah, I'm surprised the head waitress didn't go over, just be like, nope, we're not doing that, no. And then I kind of like it because you still get your little ticket, at least where we are. They give you the paper ticket to go up and pay. You know, yeah, there's no take your. I mean you pay with your card if you want to, but like they're still like punching it in off the what the person wrote on it oh, there's probably people still paying cash there oh yeah, they ain't never gonna stop taking cash at the waffle house.
Speaker 1I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think you want to try it. No, not at the Waffle House.
Speaker 2You try to pay cash at a Waffle House and they don't take it. You better have a cop there.
Speaker 1Yeah, that cop better be having his dinner then.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But anyway, now I'm hungry for Waffle House. Now I'm gone.
Speaker 2Yeah, I could eat an All-Star special right now.
Speaker 1I wonder if Huddle House has like a mvp special, they just rename it. Yeah, man, that's kind of like levi's and hustler jeans, you know a little bit, it's a little bit off brand, didn't that? Didn't hustle make a gene? I know there's something else as a hustler, but that's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2I should I should have said wrangler or maybe lee. No, remember lee, there we go. Lee is the huddle house. Lee couldn't even afford to vise, it was just.
Speaker 1Yeah, l-e-e.
Speaker 2I remember.
Speaker 1Sorry, I had Lee Jeans growing up too.
Speaker 2I remember having Levi's and being proud.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2And then having Lee and try to cover the Lee with my belt. What? Because it said Lee it said Lee and I wanted people to think I had Levi's.
Speaker 1They know it ain't the same font. What are? You seven yeah probably.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, yeah, I remember trying to cover it up.
Speaker 1Oh, I didn't cover it up. I had Lee jeans, but I know that feeling having like one pair where you're like I'll just mix it in on a Thursday and then a Friday, go back to the Levi's.
Speaker 2Yeah, our boys now, like I, still have a couple pair of jeans. Yeah, but I do not. I do not wear jeans. They're the most uncomfortable things in the world. Yeah, I feel like it's like wearing a burlap sack.
Speaker 1I think there are a lot of people in this generation, or just time in this time, that have realized they're not as comfortable as we thought. No, it's like concrete. Why did we do that?
Speaker 2What are we doing? Our boys are like. I think one day it was like just here. Try these on or they were putting them on and they were like oh my gosh Kind of stiff and I was like quit overreacting and then like I hadn't worn jeans in like three years maybe.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then the other day I put on a pair of jeans. I was like I can't walk. This is insane.
Speaker 1They're more uncomfortable than a pair of like nice khakis or dressier pants.
Speaker 2Even for women, I think oh, totally.
Speaker 1And men probably, you know.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, I guess they're durable.
Speaker 1They're durable. If you got to go, you know, round up some cattle or something. I guess that's what you want.
Speaker 2Or riding a motorcycle. Yeah, if you plan on lassoing a calf and having it drag you down the dirt road, you probably want the durable Lees Levi Hustler.
Speaker 1Whatever you got.
Speaker 2Right. Yeah, I'm trying to think of other off-brand jeans I can't think of any jeans?
Speaker 1Yeah, I think that's it wasn't it. And there were some back in the day, the really wrangler, the really thick ones, and there were the really dark blue. And they were rough. They're like putting on sandpaper.
Speaker 2And then you get that patch. Remember the patch on the knees Sewn on patch? Oh, these aren't going anywhere. No, it's iron.
Speaker 1Iron on Iron-on patch oh, these aren't going anywhere.
Speaker 2No, it's iron, you got a whole iron-on.
Speaker 1Yeah, some of them are iron-on, and then you just and everybody knows it's a patch, you know it's a patch.
Speaker 2Yeah, and it was like oh, you got a hole in your jeans. Let me give you a piece of blue sandpaper.
Speaker 1Now people pay for the holes.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and it was big Any child's knee. Yeah, it's like a five by seven.
Speaker 2I had jeans with holes. It could have been a surcharge 50 cent per hole. I love the people that have the holes so big it's like you could probably just go shorts.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Just get a scissor. I see a knee, a thigh, like everything.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know, I know I'm old, but what are you going to do?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2They're this close to jorts.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Cut them off.
Speaker 1Cut them off, just cut them off. Cut it off, brother.
Speaker 2That's when you knew your jeans had gone too far.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's how we would wear out jeans so much Like I think it's time to make them short.
Speaker 1Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 2You like. I think it's time to make them short yes I remember that you want to be uncomfortable cut them off.
Speaker 1Yeah, go swimming. Have you ever swam?
Speaker 2in jorts. Oh my gosh, I don't know where we'd be. I'm guessing a river or a creek or a river with let's go with dirty water um I'm going to go muddy yeah. There's a foam I'm concerned about, but yeah, and you'd be like well, you just take your shirt off and jump in. I'm wearing jorts.
Speaker 1Without the seam, by the way. These are cutoffs before they hemmed them up.
Speaker 2Yeah, that is not the time to kick your legs. You ain't real swimming in jorts.
Speaker 1You're just like now, I'm wet, and then you kind of walk where you're not bending your knees yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, it hurts yeah.
Speaker 1Got to let them dry out because you didn't guess what. There's nothing to change into. It's probably not a towel.
Speaker 2And when they dry out, you could throw them off a building and they would bounce Like they were just like a Break, a windshield. It was like a post, it was like a two by four. Yeah, like they didn't. There was no crinkle or folding, it was just.
Speaker 1It's like when your mom would dry them on the clothesline.
Speaker 2Oh, I remember that Clotheslines. Nobody remembers that, no.
Speaker 1Or talks about it, towels. You got to like step on that thing and roll it up and stuff and get it soft first Woo.
Speaker 2And then you'd have, like the remember I don't know if she'd be watching. Mom would be watching the news or something, Maybe not the news.
Speaker 1I said it's going to rain you see a cloud come up, you better run, get them clothes offline.
Speaker 2Remember doing that Get the laundry basket. You better go out there and get those clothespins off.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2The meteor is coming, I can do it. Yeah, get a run out there which is kind of bonkers. Yeah, let's clean our clothes and then we'll just hang them outside and hope a bird doesn't poop on them.
Speaker 1Are they going to be full of pollen? What's?
Speaker 2also a laundry line.
Speaker 1Don't birds love, I know Sitting on a wire. Yeah, we've got to wash that again. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2I do Ooh, man that's for the birds right there and not for the people. Hang up the laundry.
Laundry, Skunks, and Waffle House
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I complain now and be like ah, it's kind of wrinkled, I got to dry it.
Speaker 110 more minutes. Yeah, it's like shut your mouth. Ooh yeah, nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 2Then you had to bring it in and iron it.
Speaker 1Well, get this. How heavy was it when you're hauling it down the stairs? Wet Outside.
Speaker 2Oh my.
Speaker 1Think about our mom.
Speaker 2She was tiny, yeah, like tiny little lady. And then they try to market dryer sheets like springtime. Anybody want a springtime? We done been outside and done it.
Speaker 1I'll be sneezing, yeah.
Speaker 2I want artificial lavender, whatever scent.
Speaker 1Yeah, make them smell like a Christmas tree. I don't care, but I don't want it to smell like outside.
Speaker 2Fresh cut grass and bird poop scent. We have a neighborhood skunk.
Speaker 1You don't want our outside scent. Good gracious which.
Speaker 2I'll just say I think every neighborhood in Nashville has a skunk Wow.
Speaker 1We've got one.
Speaker 2Sometimes I call it skunk Vegas, because when we're getting close, you're on the interstate you're like. Is that a skunk? Yep, we got 15 more miles.
Speaker 1Almost home, home, sweet home.
Speaker 2Don't worry, we'll do your laundry and hang it outside.
Speaker 1Yeah, Anywho so take some extra quarters if you're going to Waffle House because your eggs are going to be more.
Speaker 2Yeah, excuse me, sir, there's the charge. All right, anyway, have a good one, excuse me, sir there's the charge, alright anyway, have a good one. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye bye bye bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
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