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Cars and Coffee, Waffle House and Jeans
Welcome back. So this past Saturday I took my kid to Nashville Cars and Coffee.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, it's a car enthusiast event. What time is it in the morning?
Speaker 1:Eight to eleven, but really you want to get there and be there eight to ten-ish, because some of those people start, you know, leaving in their McLarens and their Porsches and 1955.
Speaker 2:Is it everything? It's like old cars, new cars.
Speaker 1:Vintage supercars, electric cars. Where is it? At Nashville Speedway, which is out in Lebanon.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:It's like 45 minutes from my house, but he loves it. It's the first Saturday of the month. There's also one in Franklin. We haven't been there yet Franklin Cars and Coffee. I think it's probably smaller, but there's a lot of people. It's not crowded, it's free. You just dress for whatever weather. There's some food trucks like breakfast-y type food trucks. We don't ever do that, but we just go and look at the cars. We stay probably for one and a half two hours.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 1:Walk around. Some of the cars are repeat visits. There's an orange McLaren and a blue one. That's been there. Maybe it's a Lamborghini.
Speaker 2:Like every time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sometimes you get the car owners sometimes let people sit in them or whatever. I just want to drive it. The etiquette is you don't touch it and you just look at it, but like there's some like Mustangs from 1965 and some foreign cars and like it's super interesting because there's every kind of person there.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Most are males. There's some females, but like Common denominator is cars.
Speaker 2:common denominator is cars.
Speaker 1:Common denominator is cars. Yeah, like people are taking pictures A lot of like young people to like, bring in like a real camera, remember like the Nikon or Canon SLRs like, or they have their phone on one of those things. It's a gimbal. My son Ben has one of those where it's like you can walk around with your phone and it kind of moves real smooth yeah, it looks like you're like filming a movie yeah, like er used it like for the first time or whatever it was, you know 30 years ago, when they were never stopped a one shot or whatever.
Speaker 1:but you got all these young people taking pictures like, yeah, it's pretty cool, so, but it's an activity. But usually we go home and have breakfast after that like a big breakfast, but this time I take them to Waffle House.
Speaker 2:Did you get the All-Star special? That's what I used to get.
Speaker 1:I got whatever the eggs and bacon and hash browns and toast is. I think it's like a number one. I don't know what it is yeah. He gets the. It's basically their version of Philly cheesesteak on Texas toast steak and cheese and Texas toast.
Speaker 2:Really oh yeah.
Speaker 1:He's all about it. So that was on Saturday, uh-huh. I accidentally opened my news feed and yesterday saw where Waffle House is now going to have a 50 cent surcharge per egg because of eggflation, and I guess the it's called eggflation. No, I just made that up.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's good, but it should be the Evian flu or whatever Expensive water flu. I don't know. I'm not making fun of it, but I was like well doggone. I'm glad I got the regular price, because when I go back to Waffle House I will just be getting the hash browns or something 50 cents more an egg.
Speaker 2:I think I saw something on that. I don't know when they did did it, but they didn't have it on saturday I think they make, like I'm trying to think it showed how many eggs they make or how many eggs they sell in a year yeah, and it was like yeah I don't know, 200 like 300 million or something like that. So crazy yeah so I'm like, wait a minute, you're going to get a 50 cents 150 mil a year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I know they got to pay for it, but I mean it's kind of brilliant and I'll say this oh, go ahead no. Do they call it surcharge?
Speaker 1:Because somebody said sir we're going to have to charge you S-U-R. No, I, I know, oh yeah, but it sounds like it just came from that it does.
Speaker 2:Yeah, excuse me, sir.
Speaker 1:I don't take all that extra charge because that's what it is, but I was thinking the Waffle House is kind of like the Cars and Coffee there's every kind of person.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:When you walk in a Waffle House, it doesn't matter what your job is because really it's whoever. I'm going to say it's the cook, but it's technically the alpha waitress, whoever the head most seniority waitress is Right, I shouldn't say waitress.
Speaker 2:I guess I should say Server Server Probably shouldn't say whatever the people running it.
Speaker 1:Most of the time it's a female, but sometimes it's a male. But whoever's the most honey and at the same time all business?
Speaker 2:Sweetheart yeah.
Speaker 1:And probably high hair, you know, closer, higher hair, close to God, or you know, yeah, they've got a lot of flair going on. And usually they're so nice.
Speaker 2:And they're running that ship man, you don't want them too nice though.
Speaker 1:No, because they got to keep it moving. There was a wait. But she was like I can't believe. This person doesn't want to sit up here at the bar. My goodness, she goes. You sure you don't want to sit up here at the bar, there's two open right now. And he goes. No, I'm going to wait for a table. And she kind of like rolled her eyes, like rolled her eyes.
Speaker 2:Highfalutin dude got to sit at the table.
Speaker 1:My not my husband my son and I were waiting because we wanted to sit at a booth or whatever, and and he's a big guy, so it was already pretty crowded at the bar, you know, and I was like he kind of looked at me like oh, don't mess with her.
Speaker 1:And I was like yep, like oh, don't mess with her. And I was like yep, she's in charge. So again, doesn't matter what CEO like comes in there, or if it's high schoolers, or if it's somebody who's obviously down on their luck. Whatever, everybody's equal. You're waiting and you're nice to the cook and they're all fixing everybody's stuff.
Speaker 2:And you can see them do it. Yeah, so you're all. Yeah, everyone, you're at the mercy everyone is equal in the eyes of a waffle house waitress yeah yeah, and I used to like. Well, I didn't like it. But back in the day they come over they'd have a cigarette hanging out of their mouth and they'd have a little notepad like what you want.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like what you want hon man that food was.
Speaker 2:So yeah, yeah it, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1:It's greasy, but it's good Doggone. I just got the eggs before the surcharge hit it's called a ma'am charge. Ma'am charge. I got eggs, I get bacon extra crispy.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And I got the hash browns.
Speaker 2:I can't get them smothered, just getting them in the order, okay.
Speaker 1:And then I got toast.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I got a biscuit and I ate it Wow.
Speaker 2:I would always go. I don't go there much anymore, but I used to get the all-star special which is a waffle, and then you get two eggs, I get them scrambled with cheese, and then I would get, and then you get hash browns.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:I get hash browns smothered and covered with onions and cheese. Yeah, or is that right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, diced Chopped, then you get like two or four.
Speaker 2:Two pieces of toast.
Speaker 1:You ate all that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what you, my buddy, used to get. He would get his hash browns all the way.
Speaker 1:Yes, so like jalapeno peppers, chili yeah.
Speaker 2:The whole deal. He would get the all-star special, that and then like an extra order of something.
Speaker 1:And a bottle of Tums.
Speaker 2:Pretty much yeah. Wow, but yeah, I saw something where somebody was like trying to complain at a Waffle House. That's the wrong place, and they're like I need to speak to the manager and I don't know, maybe it was a joke.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But they're like there is no manager.
Speaker 1:Right, this is Waffle House. We're open 24 hours a day. Yeah, you're talking to it.
Speaker 2:We are the law.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, yeah. Well, there are sort of a barometer for how bad the weather event happens. Well, you know it like oh yeah you know how bad is the ice storm in the south. Well, if the waffle house still open, it's not quite as bad as everything if waffle house shuts down you need to get out of town or go get in a bunker yeah panic room.
Speaker 2:Let's go yeah, we asked uh, one time we're at waffle house and we got into I guess the guy was cooking and um waitress brought the stuff over and we started asking it and they were telling us all the rules like of how they. I was like how do you know what's what? Yeah and, uh, she was like oh well, if the butter's like this on the plate, it's a regular, and if the butter is upside down, that means it's a pecan waffle, and then like so it's oh, yeah, yeah, some of that is just like where the butter is placed, how they put this on the plate.
Speaker 2:It tells you what kind of whatever so? It's like wow, it's gotta take forever yeah.
Speaker 1:So like get that down. Yeah, because there's so many variations on everything, because you can get how do you want your eggs, how do you want your toast, how do you want your bacon? I mean, that's hard, yeah, that's hard. That's some hard-working people, but anyway, so waffle house it was good cars.
Speaker 1:And then we and it was like it wasn't freezing last weekend, so the month before we like basically had everything but the hot hands, things in our gloves and our shoes, you know, and went and we're like okay, we can probably stay about 45 minutes.
Speaker 2:That's a beautiful car. Does it have a heater?
Speaker 1:Can I sit in it? That day we test drove a Rivian just because we were freezing.
Speaker 2:Oh, did you. Was it the truck or the SUV?
Speaker 1:The truck.
Speaker 2:I love those.
Speaker 1:The four-door. Have you been in one?
Speaker 2:I went to a. No, well, they used to have a.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, the downtown.
Speaker 2:The little downtown, we'll call it, not a dealership like a pop it's like a pop-up dealership.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Face storefront whatever. Yeah, yeah, so I had one in there oh gotcha, so I got to sit in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was comfortable. They're cool. Randall drove it, I didn't drive it and our son was with us and the guy was super nice, but it has some cool features. Yeah, yeah, they're cool looking cars, if you want to go camping and you have an outlet where you're going.
Speaker 2:I guess I don't know, I don't understand they don't have this anymore, but when Rivian first came out, I remember the truck. They didn't have the SUV Because I used to look at them like five years ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Back when they were less expensive, yeah, and when they first came out with the truck it had a kitchen option, so they had the little fold down thing. Oh yeah, the fold down side thing, and you pulled out a thing it had the sink, it had an induction range.
Speaker 1:It had silverware it was like $7,500. Yeah, I bet you can still get that add on.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think they do it anymore.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Because I think when it started it was more for like outdoorsy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, enthusiasts, yeah, for sure, and then they're like it's going to be hard to mass produce. Yeah, right.
Speaker 2:Kitchens.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Truck, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah, anyway, so we did that, but yeah, so, if you're going to Waffle House. Yeah, and then I wonder if yeah, and I got all kind of questions about the surcharge.
Speaker 2:Well, we did it. I guess they're surcharging everywhere, because I was at Costco Spoiler alert. That never happens and Robin said I guess grab some eggs. You know, we had some, but she eats eggs every day.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Like four every morning or something, and I'm always like man that was good, I should make eggs. I'm lazy. And I'm always like man that was good, I should make eggs. I'm lazy. And you don't, yeah, I just heat up a bagel, but yeah, so I was just grabbing like a couple. And there was a lady next to me and she was just like I don't know. Working at Wawa House, maybe I guess she was getting ready to surcharge some people, because she was just slinging those things in her cart.
Speaker 2:I was like it's not that many left.
Speaker 1:Wow, yeah, so anyway whatever, but we'll say this pulled up my weather app. This was yesterday yes, I won outside and I have the weather channel app, and so I scroll down a little bit to where it says today, this week. And then the third column usually says something like getting chilly or I don't know future rain. But it didn't say that. It said Ice storm. It didn't say ice storm.
Speaker 2:Or snowpocalypse.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we're in January. It didn't say ice storm, it said asteroid coming question mark. And I was like look at the silly people at the weather channel being all funny. And then I was like wait what? I'm being all funny. And then I was like wait what? And then I clicked on it and it said could this asteroid, could this large asteroid, hit Earth in 2032?
Speaker 2:Wait a minute. Yeah that's what it said. So the same people that somehow can't get the seven-day forecast are working on a six-year forecast. Sorry, seven. It's all or nothing with these people.
Speaker 1:Or it's like microscopic, like there was a lightning strike three miles from you, or could this asteroid hit in however many years is that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but is it going to rain today?
Speaker 1:Do I need to water my tomatoes? Oh, we don't do that. Yeah, I'm like, can you specialize in what's needed, but I don't know, so it may not matter that the eggs are going up in price if the asteroid is coming, but it's going to be a minute.
Speaker 2:That's seven years.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:That's a lot of surcharging.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they said it's as big as a building.
Speaker 2:What kind of building?
Speaker 1:I don't know. Yeah, what are we talking? Eiffel Tower? What are we talking the two-story insurance building on?
Speaker 2:Old.
Speaker 1:Hickory Boulevard? I don't know, that's a broad term. It's broad.
Speaker 2:Are we talking tiny house?
Speaker 1:Exactly. And it's like a 1%, 1 point, something percent chance.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean one's pretty high to end. That's what they said.
Speaker 2:Right, I don't know, I pulled up the article and Well, they're wrong 50% of the time time and it's a one percent chance. So it really is like a point.
Speaker 1:That's not how math works, but whatever yeah, if they're going on, if we're going on their record of like getting the forecast right right we're fine, yeah, but I will say this yeah, if an asteroid is coming, I would prefer to no location. Mm-hmm Okay. Because, if okay.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, that's kind of not to get dark, but I'm saying, if an asteroid is coming, I kind of want front row seats for that.
Speaker 1:So you want to go out that way?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to get a lawn chair. I ain't even wearing sunglasses, you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying what was that movie Don't nobody want to be on the outskirts.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, you don't want to like, come out later and be like I made it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah you don't want to be you either want to be on the other side of the world.
Speaker 2:You think eggs were expensive before.
Speaker 1:What the tsunami is going on.
Speaker 2:Now you can be like I've got a car, Can you give me three eggs?
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, yeah, I don't know. So anyway, that's where we are. I guess the weather now includes meteor possibilities.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't want to know the meteor forecast. I don't either. Or possibilities yeah, I don't want to know the meteor forecast?
Speaker 1:I don't either, or lightning, no. No, if it's really lightning, I'm going to go inside.
Speaker 2:Yeah, remember, you just looked outside. Yes, you grow up like is it cold outside? I don't go out there.
Speaker 1:That's what I tell some of the people in my house when they say I might still be in pajamas. And let's say this person in my house is in clothes and they say do you know how cold it is? And I'm like I don't know, let's take a beat here and check out what's happening on the inside of the house. You have on clothes. There's a door. Uh, we can solve this in about four seconds yeah, I love.
Speaker 2:I love when, uh, our kids step outside and they're like that's not that bad, like yeah, but you didn't really stay there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were out there maybe four seconds and the breeze never hit you right. And then you go somewhere like outside and you're going to be there longer than 10 seconds.
Speaker 1:And they're like, oh man, the wind's cold.
Speaker 2:I'm like that's what it does.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm even bad about that, because we'll take the dogs for a walk and I'm like it'll be fine, I'm not going to be cold.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And we'll start walking. And then Robin will be like, oh, you're cold again. Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 1:Well, back to the cars and coffee. I was like I'm not going to need my little jacket on top of my hoodie I don't know, t-shirt and a hoodie, whatever, but and it was not a horrible temperature, but I was like I'm going to put my jacket on and take my gloves. Yeah, I was so glad because we were out there for an hour and a half.
Speaker 2:You can always not wear it. You can always be like, you can always take it off, kind of warm.
Speaker 1:You could walk it to the car if you want to. It's not that far.
Speaker 2:There's cars out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you could put it in somebody else's car, give it to them, but yeah so. Anyway, it was good to be back in the Waffle House. I haven't been in a long time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I need to go to Waffle House. We used to have a small town. In high school we did not have a Waffle House, we had a Huddle House.
Speaker 1:Oh, I remember the Huddle House, the.
Speaker 2:Huddle House. Which is about the same.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's an off-brand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean if there was a huddle house and a waffle house and they were across the street from each other.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to waffle house.
Speaker 1:Yeah. But if there's a line, I'll hit up the huddle house, huddle house yeah.
Speaker 2:Which? How do you start that and not get sued or something?
Speaker 1:It's got house in it. Yeah, at least omelet shoppy Remember that. Omelet shop S-H-O-P-P-E. It's not French, let's not get crazy, but they'd be like maybe orange and black writing. Those would be on the side of the interstate.
Speaker 2:Omelet shop. Those letters are never all lit up. Ever, Every time you see omelet shop.
Speaker 1:Omelet shop. It's like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Omelet. Let shop what.
Speaker 1:Let pay the light bill. It's always sketchy, but it's basically diner food yeah. Yeah, yeah. And when you walk in those places I always feel like everybody watch your step. You kind of slide in. You can kind of Michael Jackson into one of those things, because it's a little slippery. There's a lot of grease up in the air.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the grease just like hits the ceiling and kind of settles on the floor Right.
Speaker 1:It's in the grout. It's never coming out.
Speaker 2:And you do not want to go. Try to get out of there by 10. Like, if it's late. Oh right, Just you know what Just go home.
Speaker 1:It's a different climate.
Speaker 2:It's probably just better to Go home make your own breakfast.
Speaker 1:If it's after 10 o'clock, surcharge yourself for your own eggs.
Speaker 2:If it's real late, just mm-mm.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 1:There's going to be lots of activity. Let's just say Lots of loud conversations.
Speaker 2:Some people could have just had breakfast at the police station, exactly.
Speaker 1:Sometimes the police is already in there. I think sometimes the police is like we should just walk out with this whole table of people. We'd arrest them anyway if we pulled them over. We can just eat and they'll come to us. Yeah, amazing, yeah, that's a two for one right there, I think some do that.
Speaker 2:Some Waffle Houses just have like a cop who's just.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's brilliant. You want that detail. Yeah, yeah, shoot.
Speaker 2:I'm bored. I guess I'll have coffee. I guess I'll eat some more bacon. Just see what happens.
Speaker 1:Follow these people out, see if you can pull them over. They probably need to be. I don't know.
Speaker 2:And. Waffle House it's almost like, especially at night, they're like how can we ramp this up? We've got people who are not the most patient right now. Yeah, it's late. They're really hungry. Let's put a jukebox in the mix.
Speaker 1:Let's let random people pick music.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is not smart.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know if this is possible, but I guess it is because I heard the same song three times in a row. So I think somebody left their child picket on.
Speaker 2:Saturday oh gosh, I was like.
Speaker 1:This is why. This is why not everybody is in charge of everything on earth.
Speaker 2:Because some people Don't rock the jukebox, there's a.
Speaker 1:Taylor Swift and you know I don't dislike her music. It was one of her older songs which I like.
Speaker 2:But I like our music. It was one of our older songs which I don't I like, but I was like this is too many times, three in a row, yeah people's eyes were starting to twitch and stuff like that, I pulled that plug.
Speaker 1:Oops, yeah, I'm surprised the head waitress didn't go over, just be like, nope, we're not doing that, no. And then I kind of like it because you still get your little ticket, at least where we are. They give you the paper ticket to go up and pay. You know, yeah, there's no take your. I mean you pay with your card if you want to, but like they're still like punching it in off the what the person wrote on it oh, there's probably people still paying cash there oh yeah, they ain't never gonna stop taking cash at the waffle house.
Speaker 1:I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think you want to try it. No, not at the Waffle House.
Speaker 2:You try to pay cash at a Waffle House and they don't take it. You better have a cop there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that cop better be having his dinner then.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But anyway, now I'm hungry for Waffle House. Now I'm gone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could eat an All-Star special right now.
Speaker 1:I wonder if Huddle House has like a mvp special, they just rename it. Yeah, man, that's kind of like levi's and hustler jeans, you know a little bit, it's a little bit off brand, didn't that? Didn't hustle make a gene? I know there's something else as a hustler, but that's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I should I should have said wrangler or maybe lee. No, remember lee, there we go. Lee is the huddle house. Lee couldn't even afford to vise, it was just.
Speaker 1:Yeah, l-e-e.
Speaker 2:I remember.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I had Lee Jeans growing up too.
Speaker 2:I remember having Levi's and being proud.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:And then having Lee and try to cover the Lee with my belt. What? Because it said Lee it said Lee and I wanted people to think I had Levi's.
Speaker 1:They know it ain't the same font. What are? You seven yeah probably.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, yeah, I remember trying to cover it up.
Speaker 1:Oh, I didn't cover it up. I had Lee jeans, but I know that feeling having like one pair where you're like I'll just mix it in on a Thursday and then a Friday, go back to the Levi's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, our boys now, like I, still have a couple pair of jeans. Yeah, but I do not. I do not wear jeans. They're the most uncomfortable things in the world. Yeah, I feel like it's like wearing a burlap sack.
Speaker 1:I think there are a lot of people in this generation, or just time in this time, that have realized they're not as comfortable as we thought. No, it's like concrete. Why did we do that?
Speaker 2:What are we doing? Our boys are like. I think one day it was like just here. Try these on or they were putting them on and they were like oh my gosh Kind of stiff and I was like quit overreacting and then like I hadn't worn jeans in like three years maybe.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then the other day I put on a pair of jeans. I was like I can't walk. This is insane.
Speaker 1:They're more uncomfortable than a pair of like nice khakis or dressier pants.
Speaker 2:Even for women, I think oh, totally.
Speaker 1:And men probably, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I guess they're durable.
Speaker 1:They're durable. If you got to go, you know, round up some cattle or something. I guess that's what you want.
Speaker 2:Or riding a motorcycle. Yeah, if you plan on lassoing a calf and having it drag you down the dirt road, you probably want the durable Lees Levi Hustler.
Speaker 1:Whatever you got.
Speaker 2:Right. Yeah, I'm trying to think of other off-brand jeans I can't think of any jeans?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that's it wasn't it. And there were some back in the day, the really wrangler, the really thick ones, and there were the really dark blue. And they were rough. They're like putting on sandpaper.
Speaker 2:And then you get that patch. Remember the patch on the knees Sewn on patch? Oh, these aren't going anywhere. No, it's iron.
Speaker 1:Iron on Iron-on patch oh, these aren't going anywhere.
Speaker 2:No, it's iron, you got a whole iron-on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, some of them are iron-on, and then you just and everybody knows it's a patch, you know it's a patch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it was like oh, you got a hole in your jeans. Let me give you a piece of blue sandpaper.
Speaker 1:Now people pay for the holes.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it was big Any child's knee. Yeah, it's like a five by seven.
Speaker 2:I had jeans with holes. It could have been a surcharge 50 cent per hole. I love the people that have the holes so big it's like you could probably just go shorts.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Just get a scissor. I see a knee, a thigh, like everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, I know I'm old, but what are you going to do?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They're this close to jorts.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Cut them off.
Speaker 1:Cut them off, just cut them off. Cut it off, brother.
Speaker 2:That's when you knew your jeans had gone too far.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's how we would wear out jeans so much Like I think it's time to make them short.
Speaker 1:Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 2:You like. I think it's time to make them short yes I remember that you want to be uncomfortable cut them off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go swimming. Have you ever swam?
Speaker 2:in jorts. Oh my gosh, I don't know where we'd be. I'm guessing a river or a creek or a river with let's go with dirty water um I'm going to go muddy yeah. There's a foam I'm concerned about, but yeah, and you'd be like well, you just take your shirt off and jump in. I'm wearing jorts.
Speaker 1:Without the seam, by the way. These are cutoffs before they hemmed them up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is not the time to kick your legs. You ain't real swimming in jorts.
Speaker 1:You're just like now, I'm wet, and then you kind of walk where you're not bending your knees yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, it hurts yeah.
Speaker 1:Got to let them dry out because you didn't guess what. There's nothing to change into. It's probably not a towel.
Speaker 2:And when they dry out, you could throw them off a building and they would bounce Like they were just like a Break, a windshield. It was like a post, it was like a two by four. Yeah, like they didn't. There was no crinkle or folding, it was just.
Speaker 1:It's like when your mom would dry them on the clothesline.
Speaker 2:Oh, I remember that Clotheslines. Nobody remembers that, no.
Speaker 1:Or talks about it, towels. You got to like step on that thing and roll it up and stuff and get it soft first Woo.
Speaker 2:And then you'd have, like the remember I don't know if she'd be watching. Mom would be watching the news or something, Maybe not the news.
Speaker 1:I said it's going to rain you see a cloud come up, you better run, get them clothes offline.
Speaker 2:Remember doing that Get the laundry basket. You better go out there and get those clothespins off.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:The meteor is coming, I can do it. Yeah, get a run out there which is kind of bonkers. Yeah, let's clean our clothes and then we'll just hang them outside and hope a bird doesn't poop on them.
Speaker 1:Are they going to be full of pollen? What's?
Speaker 2:also a laundry line.
Speaker 1:Don't birds love, I know Sitting on a wire. Yeah, we've got to wash that again. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I do Ooh, man that's for the birds right there and not for the people. Hang up the laundry.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I complain now and be like ah, it's kind of wrinkled, I got to dry it.
Speaker 1:10 more minutes. Yeah, it's like shut your mouth. Ooh yeah, nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 2:Then you had to bring it in and iron it.
Speaker 1:Well, get this. How heavy was it when you're hauling it down the stairs? Wet Outside.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 1:Think about our mom.
Speaker 2:She was tiny, yeah, like tiny little lady. And then they try to market dryer sheets like springtime. Anybody want a springtime? We done been outside and done it.
Speaker 1:I'll be sneezing, yeah.
Speaker 2:I want artificial lavender, whatever scent.
Speaker 1:Yeah, make them smell like a Christmas tree. I don't care, but I don't want it to smell like outside.
Speaker 2:Fresh cut grass and bird poop scent. We have a neighborhood skunk.
Speaker 1:You don't want our outside scent. Good gracious which.
Speaker 2:I'll just say I think every neighborhood in Nashville has a skunk Wow.
Speaker 1:We've got one.
Speaker 2:Sometimes I call it skunk Vegas, because when we're getting close, you're on the interstate you're like. Is that a skunk? Yep, we got 15 more miles.
Speaker 1:Almost home, home, sweet home.
Speaker 2:Don't worry, we'll do your laundry and hang it outside.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Anywho so take some extra quarters if you're going to Waffle House because your eggs are going to be more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, excuse me, sir, there's the charge. All right, anyway, have a good one, excuse me, sir there's the charge, alright anyway, have a good one. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye bye bye bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
