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March Madness, Car Codes, and Jo-Ann Fabrics

Amy Goodgame & Marty Booth Episode 43
Speaker 1:

Welcome to hey Real Quick, it's March madness. It is madness, it's March Madness.

Speaker 2:

It is madness.

Speaker 1:

It was madness last night.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I watched Highlights. I didn't watch the whole game and I'm a horrible fan. Well, if you watch Highlights of that game, yeah, you got an idea of what it was like.

Speaker 1:

The Highlight video is like 10 minutes long.

Speaker 2:

I know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, alabama won. Hit 25 threes, yeah Record.

Speaker 2:

On fire.

Speaker 1:

Crazy? Oh, say that reminds me, Did you do a bracket?

Speaker 2:

No, no, I didn't. I'm not. Yeah, I'm not that heavy into it.

Speaker 1:

I mean we're not either, but we all did one. So I think me and Braxton we didn't do them together, we just did them separately. Okay, so me and Braxton have Alabama playing Florida and Alabama winning the title.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

Carter has Alabama-Florida, with Florida winning. Oh my goodness, and I think Robin has Auburn. It's either Auburn beating Alabama for the title or beating Purdue.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

She did two.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

But so far everybody's still got their last two teams are still in it.

Speaker 2:

Oh my gosh, you know what. Seven SEC teams in the Sweet 16. Yeah, that's impressive, which is a record, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then Alabama's got to play Duke, but I just wanted a shot at 16. Yeah, that's impressive, which is a record? Yeah, and then Alabama's going to play Duke, but I just wanted a shot at.

Speaker 2:

Duke, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Which I you know, I think they can beat them, but and that's on Sunday. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So yeah.

Speaker 1:

Sunday Auburn plays tonight. Who do they play Michigan?

Speaker 2:

Mm.

Speaker 1:

Who do they play Michigan Auburn's strong? They should beat Michigan. I haven't seen Michigan play, but I've seen Auburn play yeah, they're good, yeah, and then Ole Miss plays, somebody I should have known.

Speaker 2:

Ole Miss.

Speaker 1:

Oh Michigan State.

Speaker 2:

Okay, and then Tennessee, kentucky.

Speaker 1:

Tennessee, kentucky. That's tonight too, right? Yeah, that'll be big, that's a big one.

Speaker 2:

It's a big one in these parts. And then Houston and Purdue, mm-hmm University of Houston. Look at Houston, yeah they're in one seat.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this is like ESPN, I know.

Speaker 2:

I feel like we should have a little theme music behind us.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, uh-uh.

Speaker 2:

No, just no.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, that was fun to watch.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's good basketball.

Speaker 1:

We'll see.

Speaker 2:

I'll be popping some popcorn watching that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, get your popcorn ready.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, it is Ole, miss right.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was a lane, oh goodness.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, good old lane.

Speaker 2:

I don't think he's ever lived that down.

Speaker 1:

No, he won't, no but anyway yeah so there's that, yeah, which is nice because you can just watch basketball and not get blown away when you go outside is it good gracious?

Speaker 2:

is it windy all over? Like everywhere in the whole country or hemisphere or something. Well, it's windy in Nashville. It's windy. It's one of the things they don't talk about when you move here, but it's windy.

Speaker 1:

I mean I talk to people in Alabama or Florida. Is it windy down there?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's windy Everywhere. I feel like it's windier now than it was when we grew up, and even in the 90s. There's a special like it's amped up like globally.

Speaker 1:

I feel like chris farley has come back and has this el nino, which is spanish for the nino, sorry, I wish it was chris farley behind all this and that he could just come make us laugh.

Speaker 2:

But yeah, so like it doesn't matter where you go, like when I get out to go to work in the parking lot, it's like you got to redo your hair, you know, unless you've like, aquanetted it to death or have a hat on or something. And then I went to Crossville I won't get into it, but to the dmv, because I had to get my real id in time for something and I could, whatever the whole thing y'all. But I'm sorry, go ahead so let me talk about the wind in crossville first, so I did stop at bucky's.

Speaker 1:

Did it come crossways?

Speaker 2:

It was crossing every which way and I got out and it was like it was like one of those like Tremors horror movie, like out in the desert with Kevin Bacon wind.

Speaker 1:

It's like Chicago, which I've never been there, but I assume you just have to like.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, kind of walk into it and stuff Lean in and I was like I'm just trying to go into Bucky's and use the restroom. It was impressive, but anyway and it's just. Yeah. Like you're saying, I don't know there's something going on with the wind.

Speaker 1:

Well, we went spring break, went down, stayed at the beach or whatever. Nice, crazy, windy.

Speaker 2:

I mean not like insane, but it was pretty windy.

Speaker 1:

Right, but then we went back, played a couple rounds of golf. That was painful and fun, yeah, but we played. One day there was eight of us, so we did like two four-man scrambles, you know, trying to be low competitive. Yeah, most of us were horrible. A couple of guys were good, but the wind was 20, a constant wind the entire time, maybe 20 miles an hour, 25.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But gusts were 40.

Speaker 2:

Which is substantial when you're hitting a golf ball.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I can't hit a golf ball anyway. But, like, yeah, I'd hit a shot and then the wind would blow. One time the wind just blew my hat off and then I just had to run and go chase my hat. The hat probably went further than the ball but, like opposite direction.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah it was. I don't know. I think the wind gods are like you know what. There's not quite enough going on. We could crank our speed up a little bit just to kind of throw everybody off, just make them notice, you know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I don't know when was this when I had a kite. Remember when you'd buy Kite day.

Speaker 1:

You'd buy.

Speaker 2:

That's the biggest letdown ever.

Speaker 1:

You want the wind to stop? Schedule kite day at the elementary school.

Speaker 2:

I'm saying it will be Just yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

You just yeah, yeah, you got moms and dads just trying to run with it and get it started. Yeah, butterfly just fall from the sky.

Speaker 2:

Just don't know when I'm just kidding, um even the birds, like we ain't even flying today, I don't know what y'all doing. Yeah, yeah, kite day, I don't yeah I don't get it.

Speaker 1:

And if you had a kite at the?

Speaker 2:

beach right now, or in crossville at bucky's, you would have gone with the kite. They'd be like well, we got a lady flying over like i-40, she's attached to a kite. At the beach right now, or in Crossville at Buc-ee's, you would have gone with the kite. They'd be like well, we got a lady flying over like I-40, she's attached to a kite yes, just let go yeah oh goodness, yeah, it was a.

Speaker 1:

Thing which I noticed month this week in Nashville has been like gorgeous a little breezy, a little bit littlezy. Sorry, I couldn't help it, and then it's just what it is.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I've been outside every day, but it's been gorgeous. It's been like 70 degrees. Yeah, it's supposed to be 80 today. Yeah, it's perfect 77, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Perfect for allergies. But Monday morning I watch the news because I'm up at five o'clock or five thirty and I'm old, and I'm watching the news and they show the weather right, so it's just like sunny, sunny, sunny. Yeah, they just go straight to Sunday and they're like. Now, sunday it's got a chance of some severe. I'm like. It's Monday morning, it's supposed to be gorgeous for like five days and they're already like yeah that's garbage. Let's focus on.

Speaker 2:

Seven days from now? Yeah, isn't there a chance of anything? Seven days from now? Yeah, because it's seven days from now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sunny, sunny, sunny. Look for an earthquake or something horrible.

Speaker 2:

I'm telling you it's kind of like movie trailers. In a week where you thought it was going to be sunny, all week there's going to be possible hail and high winds. I mean, they're just looking for the next big event. I get it, I guess it's what sells on the apps or the views for their local weather.

Speaker 1:

I got a sunshine alert.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 1:

But anyway it's been nice.

Speaker 2:

Man, it has been.

Speaker 1:

It's been.

Speaker 2:

Pollen is heavy, but it is nice If you can. You know, coat yourself in Benadryl dust or something, I don't know. When you go outside, can I spray this on like repellent, I think whatever pollen was bad though for me was like a month ago, because I can go out now and it's not as bad- yeah, I think that's what got me.

Speaker 1:

It's just one little thing starts to bloom and I'm like, I'm toast, it's like what is that? Anyway.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I was trying to think oh, something else that happened Nice weather, so perfect time for your car to start kind of idling, weird oh yeah, let's throw that in so. I'm at a stoplight or green light, whatever you want to call it, and my car is doing that little, like you know, just like the RPMs just kind of kicks up to two and then down to like what is going on, and I let it go for like three or four days.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, let's just see if it stops. Let's just see. Yeah, the clicking got worse.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, but Robin said, didn't you get an oil change? And it helped one time.

Speaker 2:

Oh right, and I was like yeah.

Speaker 1:

I think I don't know. Kept going, kept going. I was like I'm going to run and get an oil change.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I go go to Jiffy.

Speaker 2:

Loop. I guess it's Jiffy Jiffy In a Jiffy Jiffy Speedy Express.

Speaker 1:

Gonzalez, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's quick and so I pull up.

Speaker 1:

First of all, they're all uh right outside, that you know right outside that you have two bays. Yes, they're in bay one oh yeah actually they're in the way of bay one, all copper squat like yeah in front of the bay, yeah, eating chicken minis from chick-fil-a or whatever yeah so they were open yeah but I was like, sorry, I told him.

Speaker 1:

I was like I didn't mean to bust up your picnic, that's what I said. And he was like, oh no, it's fine. So he gets the little peel off sticker and he comes back and he was like you're not due for like another 800 miles or something. I was like, well, it's just doing this, it's being weird. Last time it, fixed it and he's like well, we can just check it.

Speaker 2:

See if it's low.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so they checked it. He's like, yeah, you're two quarts low, so they just top it off for free.

Speaker 2:

Is there a leak or something?

Speaker 1:

No, totally fixed it, and then the other guy comes over. Of course I Googled this, because that's what I do.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Let's Google this. I'm the person. I even try to think about it.

Speaker 2:

Right.

Speaker 1:

I'm like I can't not know.

Speaker 2:

No, there have to be no questions in conversations.

Speaker 1:

IMDB. I have to know everything he's ever done. So the guy walks over and he goes yeah, man, hyundai's they. Just they burn through the oil, he's like my buddy's got one they just he was like I don't know why I was like they probably don't know why.

Speaker 2:

No, it's like a teenager with milk. They just have to have lots of extra. Good gracious.

Speaker 1:

So if you own a Hyundai, check your oil, check your oil. And he said what you do is you get an oil change? He said about 4,000 miles. Just come back, ask us to check it, we'll top it off.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they'll do free top-offs.

Speaker 1:

Which I'm like. Well, that would have been nice to know, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Free top-offs, which I'm like. Well, that'd have been nice to know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, pre-clicking yeah, or when I bought it, I'm saying so. I mean, but it saved me $100.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because an oil change is $100. Yeah, it used to be $29, $39, $99 on the little like coupon cards that you get from like. Valvoline or something, something they don't give those anymore. They don't give those they get. They got some kind of you got a five dollar off or ten dollar off, maybe on an email that you can't find when you pull up in there valid between 3 15 and 3 35 on wednesday and then they're like you need a new cabin filter.

Speaker 2:

I'm like, no, I'm already full of pollen. It don't matter, just change what's under the hood.

Speaker 1:

Dude, it's crazy but yeah, so anyway yeah maybe they were in a good mood because they just got done eating chick-fil-a maybe so well, they hey shout out to jiffy or whatever which this is a throwback. Sorry, I'm gonna bring this up, yeah uh chick-fil-a. Yeah, road trip. Long time ago we talked about this, I think, yeah, where you said like if you got to stop where are you stopping?

Speaker 2:

yeah, yeah that is no longer my Chick-fil-A yeah Road trip. Long time ago we talked about this. I think Probably so.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, where you said, like, if you got to stop, where are you stopping?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is no longer my number one. Oh, I know what you're going to say it is not my number.

Speaker 1:

Chick-fil-a is number three, really, and we're going back. This is just chicken finger restaurants.

Speaker 2:

Chick-fil-A is three.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you have regressed.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Your service is still impeccable.

Speaker 2:

Yeah right.

Speaker 1:

However, chicken always seems a tad too long under the heat lamp.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Just a little stale.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Fries still hadn't mastered that art, but Zaxby's is two. Their chicken is small. It's getting a little better.

Speaker 2:

However, their fries are perfectly seasoned. They're on point.

Speaker 1:

But, raisin canes. That's a different level.

Speaker 2:

The chicken is unbelievable.

Speaker 1:

The chicken is on point and some people are like it's okay. No, it ain't, it is good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Their fries are a little below Zaxby's yeah.

Speaker 2:

Their fries need some help.

Speaker 1:

They got the.

Speaker 2:

Chick-fil-A disease a little bit. They don't cook them long enough and they need some salt. A little bit, they need some salt, but which I didn't know? This.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, I have just, I guess I'm hungry.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, it's chicken.

Speaker 1:

The first time we went to Raising Cane's it was like just got done yeah.

Speaker 2:

Under construction.

Speaker 1:

Right Over there in Cool Springs.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, shout springs, yeah, shout out right next to the mall they're still working on it your parking lot is very chick-fil-a. You need to fix that.

Speaker 1:

But I asked her. I was like what's the? She was like oh, it comes with kickback sauce, that's what they call it. I said, oh okay, I was like is that spicy or she's like? It's like she did. I don't, maybe she couldn't say zaxby's yeah but that's basically what it is and she goes get you, get you some hot sauce packets. She was like just mix a little hot sauce with it, Mix it up. I was like ooh, okay, which I didn't know. I guess I learned this last week Zaxby's has Zaxby's sauce.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, right.

Speaker 1:

They also have spicy Zaxby's sauce. They do?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't know that, nobody told me this. Yeah, and their honey mustard is off the hook. I love Zaxby's honey mustard. Yeah, but I didn't know that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and before Chick-fil-A kind of went downhill for me a little bit. I had gravitated toward Ben's chicken sandwich, I would go through the drive-thru, I'd leave and I'd get so mad I'd be like I didn't get any buffalo sauce. Zesty buffalo sauce, that zesty buffalo on it, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Different level.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, no, so Ben would still say Zaxby. His has gone kind of opposite of you at the top two Zaxby's than possibly Cain's. Because, he was like. I mean because my daughter and her husband loved Cain's and they took him.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, he was like.

Speaker 2:

I mean I like it, but I think I still like Zaxby's better. I was like you and grandmama man, y'all can hang at the Zaxby's, it is good.

Speaker 1:

It is good Is he had he's had a Hattie B's right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we haven't been in a long time.

Speaker 1:

I've only been once.

Speaker 2:

And we all went.

Speaker 1:

It's the one in the at the factory in Franklin Tennessee.

Speaker 2:

OK, I haven't been to that one, so we go. We've only been the one on West Side.

Speaker 1:

I've never been and I'm not a hot person. Yeah, so I get mild. Yeah, right I want baby chicken.

Speaker 2:

Do you have pre-K level?

Speaker 1:

so I got that. Uh, that's the best chicken sandwich I've ever had in my life okay I mean it's right if raisin canes is an eight and a half yeah hattie bees is a 9.9 yeah, okay, or maybe a 10 yeah and braxton got the chicken and waffles and he was like that's the best chicken and waffles I've ever had.

Speaker 2:

Oh man. And we've had, you know big breakfast, whatever, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's had some good chicken and waffles. Right, yeah, the.

Speaker 1:

Hattie B's If you're coming to Nashville.

Speaker 2:

I know. I mean it's on the list of things to do because it's good. I've never been to Prince's I haven't either. Which is also local. There's one down there on the nonesville road I think, across from chick-fil-a maybe, but that's supposed to be good too, and hot like. Yeah, I don't like hot, I don't. I don't want to feel like I'm on hot ones, you know, and I'm like I'll have to go to the hospital or yeah pre-pepto or anything like that.

Speaker 1:

I can't be doing. No, pain is not a flavor.

Speaker 2:

No, I stand by that yeah, yeah, I can't, we can't. I'm almost 52, I can't be messing around with that yeah, I don't want to ruin today and tomorrow.

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm saying. Like, are you miserable now?

Speaker 2:

great yeah, do you want it to hurt when you eat? It tastes good, but my mouth is on fire. Yeah, um but anyway man, now I want chicken, yeah, going back to cars, though, so my car, like I don't know, probably almost two weeks ago, it's a RAV4. I don't know why I'm telling my car specs, but anyway.

Speaker 1:

RAV it up.

Speaker 2:

RAV it up. It's a RAV4. A few years old, whatever Handful years old, and it's got the. It's all-wheel drive, and so it's got the little driver modes by your gear shift. Well, when you get in and crank it up, it would be like mud and sand mode, and also it would have all these other lights on at the same time, like and I was like that's interesting, and then it would go off, or then it would switch modes while you're driving, like go to sport mode, and I'm like I'm not touching anything, what's going on.

Speaker 1:

What is this pressure luck? Why are we like?

Speaker 2:

people, people, people, people. No, whammy, stop. Actually I'm trying to drive, so no emergency brake and stop exactly like all the like brake system that like alerts you if you're like everything was going bonkers. So I did like you. I was like I'm gonna give it a few days.

Speaker 1:

Finally it was like well, I love how that's our solution. Yeah, it'll probably fix itself. It messed itself up right.

Speaker 2:

Right, that's what I do with my body. Probably, listen this, don't live by that.

Speaker 1:

It's probably not broke. I'll just limp on it for three months.

Speaker 2:

Exactly. So we call CarMax because, whatever we have the warranty, yada, yada, and they're like, yeah, okay, probably need to check out the codes and blah blah and the reset. Maybe it's due for an update and software. And I'm like what is this? A MacBook or iPad? You know, like the software in the computer. First of all, where we messed up with cars is sticking a computer in them. Oh yeah, because can't nobody self-diagnose anything or fix it yourself, I mean, unless it's like you open the hood and there's the thing right there, anyway, whatever.

Speaker 1:

So I make an appointment to bring it in which I don't think you should have to make an appointment for a car, but go ahead.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, especially if you pay for the warranty doggone. Anyway, two days before, nothing's happening, it's going back. And I brought it in. I said you know I made an appointment. Here's what was going on. I had taken pictures on my phone with all the lights on, so they knew exactly what's happening.

Speaker 1:

I'm so old. I'm so old. That's like me, though.

Speaker 2:

Hold on See this is what was happening with it the TPMS was on, and then the mud sand mode was on, and then the anti-lock brake system is off, and all that was coming on at the same time. So I'm telling her and I said, of course it's like my dog at the vet, though, because now it's fine, oh yeah. And she's like well, we'll do this, we'll still run the coats and we'll still just run the thing, and they'll just reset them and then what they may have to do is just send it back to the computer and it may just need to upload. And, by the way, she was super nice. So, carmax, she didn't talk like that, by the way, but they were nice. Whatever Got it figured out in like two hours. She was like you're right, it's not showing anything. We've taken it for a 10-mile drive 10 miles.

Speaker 2:

I know I'm like you don't give me my gas money. And then she was like probably what happened? Oh, I wish I'd saved the voicemail. Probably what happened? Was it hit a pothole? You think we live in nashville it's full of potholes.

Speaker 1:

You hit that on 440, isn't it 440? Is it 40?

Speaker 2:

40 440 used to be like. You need a new neck when you get somewhere because it had thrown everything out of alignment and then they redid it right, maybe after the pandemic. Like I remember hearing a news story, I digress, but I remember hearing a news story one time on the radio of a person who had to get call 9-1-1 crawl out of the pothole no, be in an ambulance to go to the hospital.

Speaker 2:

And all she said she was thinking about was all the potholes they were hitting and not the pain she was in, because they were on 440, probably going to Vanderbilt or, you know, st Thomas or whatever. That's how bad it was. She was like man, these potholes are horrible, never mind the reason why I'm in an ambulance. You know that's bad. Anyway, what am I saying? Oh yeah, my car. Anyway, what am I saying? Oh yeah, my car. So it's fine. It hit a pothole, maybe just knocked something, something, and it had to send it back to itself. And I'm like what is this R2-D2? It's a car.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So I still had to pay the diagnostic, which is you know.

Speaker 1:

What is that like $149?

Speaker 2:

$116 and some change, you're close.

Speaker 1:

Everything's around 119, 149.

Speaker 2:

But if you have to bring it back, we won't have to charge you for it. Really, I think that's a racket, but anyway it's working now. Praise the Lord, Because you know cars stuff.

Speaker 1:

You should have just topped it off with oil. You know how some cars would have that thing like oh, is your gas cap not totally closed? Oh the what in the world, is that the seal?

Speaker 2:

Oh vacuum seal.

Speaker 1:

If you don't click it enough, like the car won't start. That's weird, that's a mean game.

Speaker 2:

But you know what A 1970s vehicle ain't doing? None of that.

Speaker 1:

There might be stuff going on with it you could have a raccoon in the hood with the engine Right, a raccoon in the hood with the engine.

Speaker 2:

Right, but the engine's not sensing what's going on in the back.

Speaker 1:

First of all, yeah 66 Mustang. I remember, because that's what I drove in high school a little bit.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

But me and dad, you could pop the hood Uh-huh, and there was so much room you could sit on the hood and have your legs like down in there you could see the ground, yeah, so like if you needed to get to anything. I don't know how to fix cars, but if I needed to fix a car, you're like, oh, it's right, there, right, and then you could reach it. Take it off, go get another one, put it on. Now it's like just a giant cover.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

With special, like whatever bolts you can't even like get to your own car.

Speaker 2:

No, they're like you're going to need to put it up in our shop and they're going to need to take the whole engine out. If we had had YouTube back in the day, we could have fixed all the stuff.

Speaker 1:

That's what you should just do, but it's ironic, yeah, if you just buy an old car, I know Because you can YouTube it.

Speaker 2:

I'm saying we might all be doing that, but I'm shopping for, still shopping for a car for the young guy and now my daughter and her husband, they got to get something replace a car. I hate car stuff anyway, oh goodness.

Speaker 1:

Sorry.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the cars, but it's all working now, fingers crossed. You know what I'm. I'm saying it's kind of when you get sick, like when you get sick, you're like I can't breathe, man. I remember the days like I breathe. It was so nice. I'm never gonna take this for granted yeah you get in your car and you're like, okay, let's go. And you're like, wait what? What's that light? Yeah and then, when it's working good, you're like I'm sorry, car I'll never doubt you again, so you get get a flat tire.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Humbling yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're like you get new tires and everything's fine. You're like I'm gonna be careful.

Speaker 2:

Yeah right, I'm not gonna hit any nails, I'm gonna make sure the air pressure's always correct. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

A week later you're like just running over bushes, like that's not really yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's like getting your blow work done and then going like I'm going to go to Cane's, I'll start tomorrow on that low cholesterol.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to cut back on fried foods on Tuesdays, which is tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, I'm debating on doing, I feel like, this callback to episodes I'm debating on no caffeine or not no caffeine, but no coffee starting tomorrow, Because I just drank my last two Pods. What are we doing now? Nespresso or whatever.

Speaker 2:

Oh okay, I mean it's the same as a pod, yeah but they recycle those.

Speaker 1:

Oh nice um from your.

Speaker 2:

Well, they say they do. Do you put them in?

Speaker 1:

no, they send you a bag, you throw them on a bag and you just seal it and drop it off at ups. You don't pay nothing. Wow, Wow. Which UPS is?

Speaker 2:

probably like they're gone Throw it in the dumpster, but you had to make a trip to UPS.

Speaker 1:

I'm over there anyway.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I know, but you're conscientious enough to do it. You know what I mean. Some people are like I ain't doing that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, alert if you live in Nashville.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

The UPS at Cool Springs over there by. Dick's Sporting Goods, which we go to Dick's Sporting Goods a lot.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's a jam. I enjoy that store.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then the Kroger's over there.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

If you like Joann's, you better cash in, because they're going out of business.

Speaker 2:

I think they were already out when I went in there, because I actually did go in to see if that embroidery floss. I went last week and it still had the yeah, I went in and it was in a rough state.

Speaker 1:

Maybe you're just buying shelves now.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it was like. I was like do you still have embroidery floss? And they're like, yeah, it's going to be over there in the back, right, and so I go, and I was like, okay.

Speaker 1:

You got any skeletons and Christmas trees? Where are they at? They gone.

Speaker 2:

They where they're at they gone they might have, like some outdoor furniture fabric that has zebras on it or something Like. That's where we are in the going out of business part. It's already picked over.

Speaker 1:

You are too late when they're like what do you got? We got peg hooks and some carts. That's what we got.

Speaker 2:

We're selling the windows. Are you selling this display shelf? Because play shelf because I like it. Yeah, I saw the sun. Yeah, I was like I should send this to my wife. And they're closing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, are they closing all the stores um I don't know why I'm so concerned about joanne's.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, but think about where people who do any kind of sewing at all like this there's some people that still do that stuff- or like huh where they go. Michaels and michaels have that stuff but they don't have I'm named joanne's was more like aimed toward people that do sewing or, you know, upholstery fabric or which, if you're named joanne, you can probably sew probably you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's a very like when you're like oh, you dress, you're above, you're Joanne, you need them, pants hand. Yeah, joanne, do it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah right, she can do it. That makes sense.

Speaker 1:

Joanne's, michael's Hobby Lobby, all those, it's just all places I don't want to go, but I end up in with the wife and kids sometimes and it's just like. I don't want to go in here, oh my gosh. And you go in, it's just wreaths, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Wreaths will attack you, just wreaths and fake flowers. And you're like I don't want none of this stuff.

Speaker 1:

I'm like this is garbage.

Speaker 2:

How long do we have to be here? Yeah?

Speaker 1:

Next, thing you know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You're over there like oh, you got stuff in the back like model kit. Next thing you know you're like are you done, Can we leave? The worst thing about those stores is the checkout.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because it's chaos. You're going to be there a while.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're going to be there a minute.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And you're also going to be there at checkout. Oh yeah, I'm not trying to go off on these stores.

Speaker 2:

They still scan.

Speaker 1:

Another thing why are your carts so small? Have you ever been to one of those and get?

Speaker 2:

a cart. You can make a cart three times big. Everybody going to fill it up?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you got fake flowers bigger than this cart. I can't put nothing in there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they're tiny, yeah, but yeah people oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

You can see the people Fabric. That's a serious yeah, I've had to buy fabric. Oh, a couple of those places. Don't make those women mad I go straight to the fabric counter.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Whatever, and I'm like I admit I'm not trying to fake it and be- like oh, I'm like, my wife needs this.

Speaker 2:

I need three colors. I need.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, let me pull up the text. I need three cubic yards. Take my phone.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. This is what I need, right? I bow to you and all of your fabric cutting knowledge.

Speaker 1:

You just saved me two and a half hours. Yeah Of staring at a pegboard going is this the right scissors.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know yeah.

Speaker 1:

Anyway.

Speaker 2:

Oh gosh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sorry, but I'm not doing that at Joanne's.

Speaker 2:

No, joanne ain't going to be there anymore. In a little bit.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, anyway, anywho Stay out of the wind? Yeah, hold your hats If you're wearing a hat, put it on backwards, or walk backwards, I don't know, but be careful.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's going gonna be gone especially on sunday.

Speaker 1:

That's what they said. Anyway, y'all have a good one.

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