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Brother and sister, originally from Alabama who are now both Nashvillians, break down anything and everything. Trying our best to find the humor wherever we can. Hosted by Marty Booth and Amy Goodgame.
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Spring Has Sprung?
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Spring Weather Woes
Speaker 1Welcome to hey Real Quick .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 1Where spring has sprung , I think .
Speaker 2A little bit , and then it goes back down and goes . No , it's hail and wind .
Speaker 1Yeah , we bought a bunch of potted flowers a couple weeks ago and they've been in the dining room a lot . We didn't know there was going to be like tornadoes .
Speaker 2Every other day for two weeks . Snow , and all that when we bought them right , it was nice that day yeah , it's , it's the teas you know yeah , it's been .
Speaker 1The tea's been going on a while it's been going on a while .
Speaker 2Well , I'm in a t-shirt and a sweatshirt , like a proper sweatshirt . Today it's 59 for the high . What is it ? April 10th , 11th , some business something gracious I mean a lot of people say wait till may 1st for certain things like planting flowers in the ground and stuff , and a lot of people say at least till april 15th .
Speaker 1That's what I hear these days I should should have waited until April 15th .
Speaker 2I did .
Speaker 1This is how old I am . I did pine straw .
Speaker 2I saw , I do pine straw , I did pine straw instead of mulch .
Speaker 1I don't know why it took me 47 years to figure out that mulch is heavy and I don't like that anymore . So I was like why don't I just do pine straw ?
Speaker 2I'm telling you , and it kind of breaks down over the winter and the rest of the year , and I just put a fresh thing around it .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's way easier yeah , I think it's cheaper oh , I think it is cheaper too , and you don't get that when you buy mulch yes you get those , that one , or you get those bags where it's just like , oh , this is pre-mold . There's like already mold in it .
Speaker 2Yeah right , oh that was on sale . Yeah .
Speaker 1Which yeah ? I don't enjoy that .
Speaker 2No , no . Where do you get your mulch ? I mean your pine straw .
Speaker 1Pine straw . I bought it at Lowe's this year . And I guess I got the . I didn't get the normal bale .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1I got it's .
Speaker 2Is it ?
Speaker 1roll no , it's in plastic . It's called clean straw ? I don't know , but whatever .
Speaker 2What are they cleaning ?
Speaker 1it . It's kind of like it's supposed to be compressed .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1So you get like it's like buying two bales .
Speaker 2Oh , okay .
Speaker 1So it takes less room in the car you get no pine straw in your car . Yeah , so you can just throw it in there .
Speaker 2And .
Speaker 1I looked at the price . It's about the same price as buying two bales .
Speaker 2Maybe like a dollar more . Okay , it's easier .
Speaker 1I'm just trying to do it easy .
Speaker 2Yeah , I get mine at mulch . Stop on nulls that's probably cheaper but but it's just , they've it's . You used to come in bales like the rectangle , but now it comes in rolls . You just kind of almost roll it out and then you kind of you have to kind of toss it a little bit like spaghetti before you make a pasta salad or you know what I'm saying . Like when your spaghetti sticks together .
Speaker 2You want it like oh , ours is like it looks like three feet of pine straw yeah , it's got to settle yeah , it's gonna take a minute to settle a couple of hail storms yeah right
Pine Straw vs Mulch Debate
Speaker 2, we'll probably have a couple more in the next one . Yeah , last night did y'all have hail ?
Speaker 1uh , no , we had some storms pop up , we did too the wind .
Speaker 2My car is covered in those little like whirly burly things . You know that are like little , they look like wings on a big bug .
Speaker 1Yeah , like a propeller .
Speaker 2Yes , get those . And then the squiggly things that have the little green seeds on them . I wish I could draw y'all a picture . My car is covered , looks like it just like went through a coating of that stuff , but yeah . Man it doesn't even make sense to wash a car anymore , not right now .
Speaker 1I don't wash my car .
Speaker 2You have a garage .
Speaker 1When I buy a car , I just base my color on what doesn't show pollen . That's why you always go beige or silver . You know what I'm saying Something you don't have to clean all the time . I'm going to say this pollen , or that's why you always go beige or silver .
Speaker 2Or you know I'm saying something you don't have to clean all the time I'm gonna say this and this is true and I saw it on my phone . But comparing , like the 80s to now , with pollen with car colors . Nobody gets a color oh no , you might see a red , but people like they showed a parking lot . You saw all kind of colors .
Speaker 1I've seen that .
Speaker 2And now it's like gray and silver and gray and silver and black and white and gray and silver . Oh , it's a navy blue and I'm like , oh my gosh , they're right , we have a silver car and a gray car .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Then one son has a navy car . Our daughter has a navy car .
Speaker 1Our daughter has a gray car , our son-in-law has a silver car . Yeah , I think we stopped colors . Yeah , the most popular color is white , which , if you ever which doesn't seem right , but when you're in a parking lot or car line yeah god forbid um .
Speaker 2There's a lot of white cars yes , there are a lot of white cars and a lot of charcoal or , yeah , I work in charcoal gray when you see like a green or something yeah , you're like . Look at them people stepping out with the color . I anyway it . I don't know . I'm trying to be like maybe in my next car I'll pick a color yeah , I feel like .
Speaker 1I feel like you get tired of the color , though unless it's like an older car like if it's a cool car like a yeah just a unique car .
Speaker 2Yeah , get the baby blue or something but you can find your car that's true , yeah , you know I'm saying I almost gotten somebody's rav4 the other day at target . I'm like there's a rav4 right by mine yeah and I was like , okay , there's my and you know I have my bags and stuff oh , I've grabbed the wrong door handle before and I tried to get in . Ooh , that's scary . Yeah , Because I think all the RAV4s are the color gray I have From 2019 to 2023 . Anyway , I digress . But the weather it needs to be heating up before Easter , because Easter's late anyway , so there's no excuse .
Speaker 1Weather April 20th I feel like it'll be nice by then .
Speaker 2I hope so . So you mulch , we mulch in Pine Straw . Randy's always mulching , but we do that in the spring and then usually we get something . Try to get something for the porch . That's usually my .
Speaker 1Oh , that's what we do hanging baskets . I don't know .
Speaker 2Well , I'm talking about front porch . I'm talking about one pot . Can I keep one pot of flowers alive ?
Speaker 1We'll see . I'm just renting that pot .
Speaker 2Yeah , what's your standard purchase ? Are you like impatience ? I have no patience with flowers , marigolds , what are we talking ? Petunias ?
Speaker 1I don't know flowers . I could run and grab the little cards they stick in them .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , I know we got some begonias which are going to be gone in about two more weeks . Yeah .
Speaker 1And then I don't know , we got one that's like three or four things . Mm-hmm , oh , yeah , it kind of looks like if you just stuff the Amazon rainforest in one little pot .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , it's a mixed planter . It's a thing people do . They put a filler , a thriller and a spiller .
Speaker 1Okay , that makes sense yeah .
Speaker 2And it dies in stages which is nice , right , you get to watch it little by little .
Speaker 1The thriller goes first , I think , or the story .
Speaker 2Sorry .
Speaker 1So it's basically just stuff our dogs can eat on the back porch .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's good Little greens , mixed greens .
Speaker 1But yeah , I guess we do potted plants . I ain't getting in the ground and doing all that stuff .
Speaker 2I know .
Speaker 1Which I was always confused growing up was perennials or annuals . Because it's especially as a kid it's confusing . Yeah , because annual you're like . Yeah , I want it to come back every year .
Speaker 2Yeah , but it means you got to annually plan it every year .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's like a yearbook . You got to buy one every year . Yeah , did y'all get your annual ? We used to call it that remember , instead of yearbook . Oh yeah , I still call it annual .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't know it feels wrong , but yeah , anyway , sorry , go ahead yeah , which I don't know , I threw mine away but I talked about that's lighter .
Speaker 1My house is lighter with no yearbooks .
Speaker 2That's heavy . If somebody finds it . Ooh , that's way heavy .
Speaker 1Man yeah , sorry , I'm getting off the topic , I know . But speaking of being old , which I feel 20 years older than what I am
Car Colors and Pollen Problems
Speaker 1Like , when . I go do stuff . I feel 60 , 67 is is about right . That's what I feel like . That's where I'm at , like when I gravitate towards somebody in a store yeah they're never younger than me no . I'm when I spark up a conversation or something happens organically yeah , they're about 70 yeah and I'm like I can hang with you right .
Speaker 2Um , they already know what's gonna , what's gonna happen to you in the next few years they . They've already been on the other side , like it's okay , you like sports , you want to play horse .
Speaker 1Shoes . But yeah , I was at , I guess . Well , I bought Pine Strong because it's lighter . That made me feel old . And then I was at you'll never guess Costco . I've never been so excited . I got home I was like this is probably not going to work . I bought a three-pack of reading glasses , put them on , I was like I'm probably not even going to like them . Did you get ?
Speaker 2the right strength .
Speaker 1I was like man , these are amazing . I probably could have gone a tad more .
Speaker 2What are you ? 1.5 right now .
Speaker 1I'm 1.5 . Okay , I mean , I could rock a 2 .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean it'll make it , but if you get it too strong you get a headache and you kind of feel nauseous .
Speaker 1I mean I've got a headache , but like yeah .
Speaker 2I've got a low grade all the time headache . Yeah , I like a 1.75 to a 2 , but 2 is really what I need . But my progressives are 1.75 . But yeah .
Speaker 1I feel like .
Speaker 2You get excited by the reading glasses because you can't see anything .
Speaker 1It was right there on the end . So I'm walking in , I'm like I'm just getting some lemons and I'm getting some a little bit of chicken .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Just a couple of things and stuff for school lunch . Oh , reading glasses .
Speaker 2Yeah , right , oh yeah .
Speaker 1Which ? Have you ever wondered ? Why the writing not so much at the Costco ones , but like at a CVS or something we have once again derailed from spring we're going to come back to it ? Yeah , we will , maybe we won't .
Speaker 2But we're at CVS .
Speaker 1That's stop number three right there , Hello it's Costco CVS , but I'm saying like when you go somewhere and you're trying to figure out what reading glasses you need and you stand back and it says can you read this line ? No , but why is it so small ? Only glasses You'd be like . Are these 1.5 ? Right , you need glasses .
Speaker 2It's like when Ellen DeGeneres talked about in her standup like you need scissors to open scissors , yeah , in her stand-up , like you , need scissors to open scissors . Yeah same thing . You need glasses to know which glasses you're getting .
Speaker 1Yeah , it makes sense .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't get that , I don't either . It should be fat , big , like . It should be like one to two inches big the strength .
Speaker 1And if you think you don't need Regan glasses , go grab a shirt or a pair of pants or something and just grab that label . Mm-hmm and figure out how to wash that in Bangladesh or wherever Like it is . You can't read any of it .
Speaker 2No , mm-mm .
Speaker 1Which I do , that I'm like just throw it in the washer , yeah just wash it on cold .
Speaker 2I a washer . Yeah , just wash it on cold . I don't know . Yeah , figure it out later . Cool iron , if necessary . First of all , who's got a cool iron ? Everybody , because it's off . If your iron is off , it's already cool , it's cold . Put your hand on it and then cool iron ain't gonna do nothing . For , if necessary , it's not necessary or possible wait a minute to use a cool iron on clothes .
Speaker 1Are you is cool iron . Are you ? Is that real ?
Speaker 2Brother , it's real , it's on labels . Cool iron if necessary .
Speaker 1But does that mean iron it with an iron that's not on ?
Speaker 2No , I think them people are talking about . What does that mean ? I think they mean put it on the lowest setting possible . That's not cool . No , put your it on the lowest setting possible , that's not cool .
Speaker 1No , put your iron on the lowest setting and touch it . It ain't going to be cool , it's going to burn your hand .
Speaker 2Cool iron . What does that mean ? Cool iron , if necessary , it's real , it's real .
Speaker 1That should be warm iron if necessary . No .
Speaker 2It's on tons of stuff . Look it up , it's on tons of stuff . Look it up it's on tons of stuff . And I always go first of all . It's not necessary .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2Because it's not possible to use an iron cool .
Speaker 1A cool iron setting on a garment's care label means the fabric is heat sensitive and should be ironed at a lower temperature to prevent damage .
Speaker 2Okay , Just say , put it on the lowest setting .
Speaker 1It says Good gracious . It means you should iron it at a low temperature , typically around 110 or 230 degrees Fahrenheit , not cool , 110 is Celsius .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , yeah , those people should be locked up . Cool iron if necessary .
Reading Glasses and Aging Realities
Speaker 2It's like when Jim Gaffigan said or Brian Regan said hey , I'm just , I'm sending it out like this yeah , is that the serving size ? One half cup . Yeah , I just , I'm just going to see what happens . It's like somebody was like I'm tired of making these labels , let's put a joke on it . You know what I'm saying .
Speaker 1I feel like those same people are in charge of spring .
Speaker 2Yes , like oh , it's spring , yeah , well , it's 32 . Yeah , the weather gods are all confused right now Cool spring if necessary .
Speaker 1Yeah yeah , I never knew about cool .
Speaker 2Yeah , cool iron if necessary .
Speaker 1Wait a minute . Now there's one that says cold iron .
Speaker 2What I don't know that can't be , that can't be right , but y'all should check your labels , because it's a hoot . It's a hoot .
Speaker 1Yeah , they don't make no sense yeah it doesn't make any sense .
Speaker 2Now , I don't iron anything .
Speaker 1I don't iron , so it doesn't matter .
Speaker 2Well , some people say they never , ever , ever , ever . Iron .
Speaker 1I never iron anything .
Speaker 2Well Ever . How are your button downs ?
Speaker 1Yeah , what about them ? I dry them until the dryer's tired .
Speaker 2But Randy will be like this , collar's not laying down .
Speaker 1Oh , I don't iron it , robin does Okay .
Speaker 2Somebody's ironing it sometimes Like if we're going somewhere nice like somebody's wedding , I guess . And he's not wearing like suit pants , I will iron the dress pants . Actually , does that make sense ?
Speaker 1Actually we cheat , so the only thing that messes up on my shirts . I try to get the wrinkle free or wrinkle resistant .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , yeah , so I just dry it yeah .
Speaker 1The only thing that can ever be a little funky is the collar .
Speaker 2Yeah , the little flip yeah .
Speaker 1So the last two times we went somewhere that I couldn't wear a T-shirt . Mm-hmm , yeah , the same T-shirt I wear all the time . Robin just hits it up with the Steamer . No her , she straightens her hair .
Speaker 2Her hair straightener ?
Speaker 1Yes , Because it's the same size . So she just pops that hair straightener on my collar . You don't even have to cold iron hot iron it nothing O-M-G .
Speaker 2So there's , your life hack If ladies have got a hair straightener or men and you don't want to iron and you just want flat collars .
Speaker 1Just buy a hair straightener at Costco next to the wreath and glasses . That is brilliant , robin . It's already warm . She's getting ready anyway . She's like here . Just what shirt are you going to wear ?
Speaker 2Oh , my God , this is why she makes big bucks Good gracious .
Speaker 1This is why she makes the big bucks Good gracious .
Speaker 2Oh my gosh , that's amazing .
Speaker 1Yeah , Because it's just I mean two collars , it's brilliant , it's collar size .
Speaker 2It should be called hair straightener , slash collar ironer , collar Flattener , something Steamer . I thought you were going to say steamer .
Speaker 1We do have a steamer .
Speaker 2I know we used to have one too . I have a travel one . Who's travel ?
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2I only have a travel one , because when my daughter got married I got one for the veils . Yeah , or like to steam some people's dresses and stuff .
Speaker 1I always think it's funny when I see anything travel size like a steamer .
Speaker 2Yeah , who does ?
Speaker 1steam . Well , it's like I don't steam stuff now . I don't steam stuff now but it's like well , if I do start , and then I'm going to travel .
Speaker 2It's going to be when I fly to California .
Speaker 1Yeah , I mean , I vacuum , but I don't have a travel vacuum cleaner .
Speaker 2I know yeah , right .
Speaker 1I mean , I guess you can travel with it , but yeah , or like ironing boards .
Speaker 2Sorry , speaking of cold ironing , it's like Dusty Slay right there .
Speaker 1Well , that's half the reason .
Speaker 2I don't iron Because I'm like I ain't sitting that up and it makes that like ring-wraith sound like .
Speaker 1It's like sitting up a ping-pong table or like a folding table . Oh yeah , you know you're like I'll just eat . It's so loud yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , well , anyway . So special care , clothing items , there you go . Cool
The Cool Iron Mystery
Speaker 2iron if necessary , but back to CVS and Easter . What are you going to eat on Easter ? What do you eat on Easter ?
Speaker 1Eggs .
Speaker 2Ham . Why is ham a . Thing . It's a ham , yeah , easter ham Okay , I don't know I don't know .
Speaker 1I mean , I would always say Martin's Barbecue , but I don't think that's an Easter thing , it's not , but they are advertising .
Speaker 2Order your stuff now . I just got an email from them . I don't know why . Yeah , I don't know what , if you have Martin's Barbecue wherever you are .
Speaker 1You should order it for Easter . What is ?
Speaker 2the standard Traditional Easter dinner or lunch .
Speaker 1Cadbury eggs would be my choice .
Speaker 2Ooh Ooh With the stuff in the middle .
Speaker 1No , it's like the milk chocolate ones , oh okay , like a . Reese's one Traditional Easter menu .
Speaker 2Mm-hmm , okay , stuffed eggs .
Speaker 1Some typical dishes include honey-baked ham , pot roast , pork chops and fish . Yeah , so basically everything but hamburgers and steak . Basically , Some popular side dishes include scalloped or mashed potatoes spring vegetables and dinner rolls .
Speaker 2Okay , we're going to need some more sides if my family's coming . Yeah , we're gonna need some more sides if my family's coming . Yeah and oh , because people have already eaten a chocolate bunny by then . Anyway , remember that . Remember .
Speaker 1When you're little , you're all like on hyped up on sugar yeah you go to church oh yeah oh man , I'd have a headache which , uh , I went to get my hair cut the other day at the Handsomizer . What's up Hashtag whatever Soccer . Moses , soccer , moses , love it AKA . And they're having a soccer match tomorrow . They're playing Salt Lake City , so they're doing like themed um , like a themed tailgate . Nice , uh , so one of the dishes , I guess , because it's salt lake oh , at his place . Yeah , yeah , yeah , sorry outside his barber shop um . So I guess it's because you know salt lake mormon , mormon community , like midwest or whatever yeah , yeah yeah , so like yeah , one of the things we're doing is funeral potatoes .
Speaker 2What is that ? Yeah , I did not know . And now I know , do I want to eat them or what's in it ?
Speaker 1These are to die for .
Speaker 2You got to die first , before they serve them .
Speaker 1It says it's a Midwestern and Intermountain West casserole dish , typically made with frozen or queued potatoes . That didn't sound too bougie .
Speaker 2I know where those are .
Speaker 1Cream of chicken soup cheese and a crunchy crumb topping .
Speaker 2That's just potato casserole . Shredded is called hash brown casserole . That's all it is .
Speaker 1The dish is commonly served at funerals , potlucks and picnics . Those three things are quite different , especially the first one and last one One of these things is not like the other .
Speaker 2Yeah , oh , my goodness .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Two are happy functions .
Speaker 1The other one is not . One is pot no luck and gets Sorry , wait a minute . And gets its name from a traditional place at the after-funeral dinner table .
Speaker 2Y'all . That's just an item on a table at a southern potluck . That's all it is . Potato casserole .
Easter Traditions and Funeral Potatoes
Speaker 1While the origins of the dish are unknown , many associate it with the LDS church , where relief societies have prepared it for grieving families for years .
Speaker 2Latter-day Saints yeah , Okay .
Speaker 1Yeah , but why does potatoes help ? I mean , I've never been so sad and been like , oh man , I don't know I forgot why I was sad these potatoes are amazing .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean , it's not supposed to Take away the sadness , it's just Like where we're from . It's like it's filler . It's a covered dish . It's got some butter in it , some cheese in it , and it's gonna . It's gonna make you feel good . It's comfort food . That's all it is , and you need to bring Some fried chicken and some green beans and a side of rolls with it . I'm hungry right now .
Speaker 1Let's go eat it . And kids that cover dishes ? They're only eating rolls and drinking sweet tea .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , their whole plate's yellow .
Speaker 1Yeah , Rolls mac and cheese .
Speaker 2And they're getting hyped up on the sweet tea because it's also got caffeine in it .
Speaker 1And there would always be a dessert . Are them little wedding cookies ? Somebody bring , yeah dessert . Are them little wedding cookies ? Somebody bring Little Danish cookies , or something .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , wedding cookies . Yep , they're white . They got the little powdered sugar stuff on them I always just look for our mom's dish , yep , I'd be like that , ain't her . Nope , nope , nope . There , it is the baked beans . You want Linda Booth's baked beans ? That's the ones I'm eating . Yeah , because I ain't eating nobody else's baby .
Speaker 1Love the rest of y'all .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Don't trust your cooking . I don't know how many pets you got in the house . I don't know how many litter boxes you got in the kitchen or what , but I ain't doing it .
Speaker 2We ain't getting a floating cat hair today , does your cat like Jell-O . If you love it , you'd be like , hey , do you know who made the so-and-so ? You know you're at a southern potluck . If you're like , do you know ? No , I know that dish , that see , that crystal dish . That's her potato salad .
Speaker 1Well , that's the one and you kind of I be like , okay , there's eight people in front of me yeah would there be another serving and if not , you just bail on that side and you could tell the funky one , there'd be like three different mashed potatoes , two be gone and then one's like untouched and everybody's like don't eat her mac and cheese or whatever , mashed potatoes yeah , funeral you eat it , you , you . We're gonna need another funeral cat , uh funeral potatoes .
Speaker 2Funeral casserole on deck yeah , um , I would ask mom we'd be in line .
Speaker 1I'd be like , hey , mom which yeah or she'd be like get that one oh yeah , oh yeah , you'll like that .
Speaker 2That means that ain't nasty this is not tacky . I mean , maybe it is , but it's . This is what . This is what's going on at the fellowship hall you know , it's just what's happening , and you know what ?
Speaker 1we appreciate the effort , yeah , but it's somebody would bring a kentucky fried chicken .
Speaker 2You at least know what you got oh man , if you had a bucket . I mean , if you weren't sure , just go for kentucky fried chicken , because you know what it is I forgot about that , yeah somebody brought kentucky fried chicken , you'd be like , yeah , I wonder if the ladies who like made it from scratch , are like I can't believe they even did that I wonder how many people bought bought Kentucky Fried Chicken , dumped it in a platter and took it to the church .
Speaker 1I bet a lot .
Speaker 2Because their breading is not as thick and crispy as like a normal homemade one . I guess have you ever made homemade fried chicken ?
Speaker 1No , I ate it , but I didn't .
Speaker 2You ate it growing up .
Speaker 1I barely make .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , I'm just asking Like ever , have you ever made it ?
Speaker 1No , I was too tired to make dinosaur nuggets and I'm like how do you not get the grease all over ?
Speaker 2I know there's fried eddies and all that mess and stuff , but I'm talking about like a skillet , like your mom would like get the oil hot and then put it in the skillet . What are we wiping that stuff with ? Clorox wipes for the rest of the night , Like it's splattering all over the place . I don't know Anyway .
Speaker 1Yeah , you don't need Gosh , I want some fried chicken right now .
Speaker 2Ooh , that is not good for the cholesterol . Anyway , back to spring . No , but seriously , easter Ham . I thought about making a hash brown casserole Because I was like , yeah .
Speaker 1I can't . Why don't you make funeral potatoes ?
Speaker 2We should do that . Yeah , whatever , and I'm not doing scalloped , first of all , ain't nobody doing that from homemade .
Speaker 1What is ?
Speaker 2scalloped . It's like where they shave them . They're like little chip things .
Speaker 1Just scalloped potatoes , yeah , like potato chips , or just real thin . Oh , I know what you're talking about .
Speaker 2Scalloped , thinly sliced or cut ? Ain't nobody doing that ? Who's doing
Southern Potluck Etiquette
Speaker 2that ?
Speaker 1It's potatoes , nobody cares Anyway .
Speaker 2Anyway .
Speaker 1Well .
Speaker 2If you were doing an assorted potted plant of Easter food , the filler would be the potatoes casserole slash funeral potatoes .
Speaker 1The thriller would be Kentucky Fried Chicken .
Speaker 2Ooh , yes , and then the spiller would probably be like a coconut cake or something .
Speaker 1Ooh .
Speaker 2Over the side and something to wow it . Mmm , mmm , I'm hungry , anyway . So yeah , but we got to make our Easter plan . We're all doing it together , right ? I guess , yeah , all right . Why don't you get a bag of them ? Reese eggs ?
Speaker 1Everybody puts off Easter , though , Like Christmas you plan that out for Easter ?
Speaker 2It'd be like what's today ?
Speaker 1Good Friday , oh , what are we doing on Easter ?
Speaker 2I know , I know , yeah , what else do your boys like ? Sides-wise .
Speaker 1Side .
Speaker 2Side dishes , I mean yeah , stuff like that . Not green beans , so much .
Speaker 1Congealed salad .
Speaker 2Do they ? They do love that , don't they that Coca-Cola salad .
Speaker 1I get Coca-Cola or Dr Pepper . Why is it always a drink ?
Speaker 2I don't know . And who's wasting Coca-Cola and Dr Pepper ? Remember , I would put that in my Like a roast . Yeah or pork in a crock pot , because apparently .
Speaker 1A little tenderizes it .
Speaker 2Yeah , it also eats the battery acid off your car battery . So I'm like , oh , I don't know , should we be cooking with this ?
Speaker 1you might want to put your reading glasses on reba coke , or just throw it in a crock pot . Have you seen that crazy stuff ?
Speaker 2like what's that ?
Speaker 1rusted nails or whatever .
Speaker 2Yeah , they pour coke on it , or you can put like a t-bone steak .
Speaker 1I don't know why you do this , but in like a thing of coke . Yeah , I don't know what it is like two weeks or whatever like the bone is like gone , like it'll eat it .
Speaker 2This could be , this could be fake , but whatever then again , our grandparents drank coke forever well , I mean , if you drink , it's different because it's yeah , yeah you don't let this sit on your arm and wrap it in cellophane for two weeks . Let's go straight to the bone .
Speaker 1Anyway , anyway .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Well .
Speaker 2So Easter .
Speaker 1Happy Easter .
Speaker 2Yeah , happy .
Speaker 1Easter Meal planning .
Speaker 2Meal planning .
Speaker 1Good luck with that .
Speaker 2I hope it's warm outside . Bring your ferns in .
Speaker 1Yeah , hide the eggs in the snow . Have fun .
Speaker 2Or hide them in the ferns on the patio .
Speaker 1Or just throw them up in the air and they'll fly to the neighbor's house .
Speaker 2It's a little windy , a little windy .
Speaker 1Yeah , all right , have a good one .
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