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Welcome to hey Real Quick, happy 4th of July.
Speaker 2Happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July. Yes, I hope you're at rooms to go. They have that mattress sale.
Speaker 1Yeah, or it's truck month and it's 4th of July.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know Wherever you are.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2You're sweating.
Speaker 1Yes, mm-hmm, whoo what you eating the fourth of july. Yeah um, my kids are eating hot dogs I guess grilling out, grilling out, hey, let's grill at the hottest part of the year. What is that?
Speaker 2that's what I think. When I think of the fourth of july, I just think of sweating.
Speaker 1While cooking food.
Speaker 2While cooking food, yeah, and then be like I'm going to go inside and eat it.
Speaker 1Yeah, let me cool off so I'm not nauseous, before I start on this hot dog. Yeah, yeah, did you put?
Speaker 2those baked beans in the stove? No, I set them in the sun. They're done.
Speaker 1They cooked on the driveway.
Speaker 2And so am I.
Speaker 1So, yeah, well, your kids are bigger, but you know, used to be like the kiddie pool, or who brought the blow up pool?
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1You know, are we going to have some kind of dessert with blueberries and strawberries? I used to make a thing like that. Oh yeah, we did that Like flag with like a cookie dough on the bottom blueberries blueberries and strawberries for the stripes, and then a little cool whipped cream middle or something like that.
Speaker 2Cool whip, something like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, is it I don't know, sure, I don't know, yeah, so um, but we did that yeah our kids like that.
Speaker 2They're like oh, can we did that? Yeah, our kids like that, they're like oh, can we have that? Yeah, can we?
Speaker 1flag. Can we eat that Because it's cold? Yeah, burgers and dogs.
Speaker 2That's it, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Pretty much. I don't rank my holidays.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But Fourth of July is probably in my top 25.
Speaker 1It's just so hot, it's so hot, I mean, and people are outside and you end the day with the fireworks and everybody's done before those start. You know? Yeah, because we're exhausted and we all need a Gatorade IV.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean if Christmas was on July 4th and the tree was in the backyard it wouldn't be high on my list either.
Speaker 1No, no.
Speaker 2Man, yeah, it's just hot.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But find shade wherever you're at. Yeah, a box fan Drink a water every now and then.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Stay hydrated.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Take a trip to Alaska.
Speaker 1I don't know, it's probably hot there. Just go get the bag of ice outside the Mapco.
Speaker 2Yeah, take it home, go in that. What do they have at gas stations, like that beer cave or whatever, you know, when you like.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Some places where you can walk in it, yeah. Yeah, some of the grocery stores have that. I don't buy beer. Yeah, stores have that, I don't buy beer, yeah, but, um, we're just gonna go in here and play a game of dominoes. We're gonna cool off a minute. We've been outside, we're about to go watch fireworks, so I have to recalibrate. Um, yeah, yeah anyway.
50 Facts About Independence Day
Speaker 2Well, I did find um, let's drop some knowledge. Uh, I found a 50 facts about the fourth of july.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Because I was scrolling. Yeah Well, I guess on the internet, I'm not on the medias, but I was scrolling, I was like oh the 4th is coming up. I want to see if I knew any of these. Yeah, yeah or let me say, did not know any of these. So I'm not going to read out 50 facts, because it's hot.
Speaker 1Ain't nobody got time for that, and everybody's waiting on fireworks. Yeah, ain't, nobody on a boat going.
Speaker 2Did you hear number 32?
Speaker 1No, they're like is my hot dog done yet?
Speaker 2Yeah, but a couple I thought were interesting.
Speaker 1One was you're not supposed to wear American flags. That really puts Old Navy in an uncomfortable position remember like forever. It was like family t-shirts, old navy 1997, 19 and that had the year on them.
Speaker 2Yeah, they still get the whole collection, tank tops, everything muscle shirts. It's a flag code and it states the flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding or drapery. I don't know who's got American flag drapes.
Speaker 1I don't know, that's next level.
Speaker 2Or bedding.
Speaker 1Bedding. Wow, yeah, I don't get that one. Yeah, I don't either.
Speaker 2But also another fact is every Major League Baseball team will be playing on the 4th of July.
Speaker 1Really.
Speaker 2So if you need something to do for eight hours while you're eating your hot dogs, there's a baseball game.
Speaker 1Right, that's kind of slow and not very stressful.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1With a steady pace. Yeah, can you tell I'm not a baseball fan.
Speaker 2This game started in 1776.
Speaker 1It's still going, it's in the third inning. The skeletons with uniforms on are the team Wow.
Speaker 2Well, here's another one. I'm not numbering these because nobody cares. No, no, we're just hitting the highlights this one seemed, I'm going to say, like common sense.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Fireworks are a huge business. You think I'm going to say yeah, in case you didn't know.
Speaker 1Yeah, just come to my house and I live in Nashville proper, but don't nobody care. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2Proper, but don't nobody care. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It says 600 million in fireworks imports.
Speaker 1That seems low. I was going to say that too.
Speaker 2Which I will say Nashville, the one they do downtown. I looked it up, it seems low here.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Half a million.
Speaker 1Oh, that doesn't seem right. That doesn't seem right.
Speaker 2Because that thing lasts for 30. I don't know where they're getting their fireworks.
Speaker 1Yeah, but it ain't Big Bob's on like I-24 going to Chattanooga or something like that?
Speaker 2Yeah, it ain't. What was it?
Speaker 1Crazy Bills, or whatever it ain't in that trailer, no, or the side of the road stand, yeah.
Fireworks and Food Spending
Speaker 2If you shot fireworks for 40 minutes and you bought them at Crazy Bills or Eddie's or whatever it was, yeah. That would cost you like $3 billion.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2But yeah, they shoot a lot. Yeah, I don't know they shoot so many fireworks you can't see them, it's just smoke.
Speaker 1Oh, wow.
Speaker 2Yeah, like at the end Speaking of hot dogs.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And burgers and sweating while cooking them. Another one is it says Americans spend close to $10 billion on Fourth of July food. I believe that that's inflation.
Speaker 1It's when everybody goes and buys meat. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2That's true. Yeah, Fourth of July is meat, yeah it's just meat.
Speaker 1It's like barbecue ribs steaks. Y'all want some grilled chicken. Who wants some shrimp kebabs?
Speaker 2I mean it's everything, forrest Gump. It's all of it. It's just meat and fruit and a bag of chips. Yeah, you got some Lay's potato chips.
Speaker 1That's about. All the heat you can take is with meat, and then you got to eat something cold. And a watermelon yeah, ooh, ice cold watermelon.
Speaker 2Like an ice cold watermelon.
Speaker 1Ooh, that's good.
Speaker 2Why are we?
Speaker 1Yeah, man, I want some watermelon right now.
Speaker 2Watermelon always sounds delicious.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then you're like it's refreshing. And you gotta pick it out and it's ginormous, I don't do it.
Speaker 1And then did you put it in the fridge.
Speaker 2I forgot. Yeah, just eat an ice cube with each bite. It'll be the same thing.
Speaker 1But it'll be the same thing. I'm at the age now. I'm like, if I want it, I'm getting a pre-cut.
Speaker 2I know, oh yeah.
Speaker 1It's bougie. Yeah, yeah, I don't buy it often. I'm not buying it like all the time, but I'm not hauling a huge watermelon and then, because you want to wash it off before you cut it, you know what I'm saying yeah, and, and. Then you got on the counter and who's got a cutting board that big? What kind of knife are we using here?
Speaker 2You're always trying to put it on a paper plate.
Speaker 1Can you go get the home light chainsaw? You know, let's cut it outside. Yeah, there'll be no ants after that. You know what I'm saying? It's a whole thing.
Speaker 2I don't know. And to people I know different people put stuff on a watermelon. Well, we do know. And to people I know different people put stuff on a watermelon.
Speaker 1Well, we did salt, we used to salt a watermelon I still do sometimes my husband that and he was like I'm sorry what I thought everybody did remember the salt shaker. You always put salt on it. I didn't eat a bite without salt till I was probably in high school yeah, we were like cows, just like, was that salt block? No, remember you kind of cut them like long ways and just have a long boat worth you know like animals.
Speaker 2Yeah, just sitting around table and people would hunch over.
Speaker 1Yeah, just eat it just yeah, seeds, and flies everywhere right it ain't coming out of your clothes either.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That stain's there to stay.
Speaker 2That American flag t-shirt is ruined.
Speaker 1It's really offensive. Now. It's stained, oh my gosh. But I do love a good watermelon.
Speaker 2Yeah, anyway, yeah Well, I wonder how much of that $10 billion is watermelons.
Speaker 1I don't know, but now I want a burger.
Speaker 2I know it also says I'm guessing these are facts. That's what it said.
Speaker 1It's on the internet. Yeah, it's on the internet.
Speaker 2It's got to be true, it is true 50 million Americans travel more than 50 miles, which we did when this comes out, because we drove eight hours. Oh good gracious. Seven or eight.
Speaker 1See, we're not going Down to the Gulf. Yeah, not on the 4th.
Speaker 2Which gas always goes up?
Watermelon Debates
Speaker 1I know it's always right before the 4th. They're just waiting. Memorial Day, the 4th Labor Day.
Speaker 2We dropped some barrels. We didn't mean to.
Speaker 1We'll have to bump it up a little bit.
Speaker 2Oh it's cold and nobody's driving anywhere. Guess what Gas is cheaper.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2The oldest continuously running 4th of July parade is in Bristol Road Island Are 4th of July parades.
Speaker 1I guess they are. Are they a? Thing?
Speaker 2I get it, I ain't going to lie. Little neighborhoods do them.
Speaker 1But you know, like I get a New Year's Eve if you want to bundle up and do that business, whatever. Or Thanksgiving Day parade, Macy's Day, whatever it's called, but Fourth of July parade. I feel like the only reason people are there is because they have young kids.
Speaker 2It's just little. It's too hot. It's just little. Bikes with red, white and blue streamers, everybody's got a little bitty flag and it's just. We're going to leave here and we're going to meet at the pool.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And there'll be a the shave ice truck is going to be there.
Speaker 1Yeah right.
Speaker 2And then everybody's going to go swimming. I guess, big cities have parades.
Speaker 1Yeah, big cities, maybe small towns.
Speaker 2I'll tell you what if I'm in a marching band, I ain't marching in that, uh-uh, they should be in flag tank tops.
Speaker 1Yeah, there ain't no way like. Phoenix Arizona is having a parade. Oh no, Indoor.
Speaker 2We're going to start here and we're going to melt three streets over.
Speaker 1Oh, we're going to melt three streets over. Oh my gosh. Also it's all food related, I know as it should be.
Speaker 2Americans consume about 150 million hot dogs per year.
Speaker 1Oh so this has nothing to do with the fourth. Yeah, so I don't know why that's on this. Probably 100 million of them are on the fourth. Do you eat hot dogs?
Speaker 2Not anymore. I used to.
Speaker 1Do you eat beef ones or turkey dogs?
Speaker 2I've transitioned to turkey dogs and now I haven't had a hot dog in like two or three years.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So it's just a mind thing.
Speaker 1It's like you can't do it.
Speaker 2If I haven't eaten in four days and somebody gives me a hot dog, I'm just gonna be like oops. I dropped it. I ain't eating it, no okay I can't do it, it's just a mental block now see, I, I'm, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1I love a good hot dog I used to love.
Speaker 2I used to love sauerkraut.
Speaker 1Some onions I like, some onions, some yellow mustard, I want some relish, I want some wickles relish on that oh yeah, and then maybe a little bit of barbecue sauce yeah not ketchup, I do a tiny bit.
Speaker 2I do a little ketchup and a little more.
Speaker 1I do like 70% mustard. We are hungry, by the way.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I thought it was interesting. This data came from the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, which I don't know. Who's on that? Joey Chestnut and two other people I don't know? The hot dog eating dude yeah, I think. 150 million.
Speaker 1Hot, the hot dog eating dude yeah.
Speaker 2I think 150 million hot dogs. He eats 50 million of them.
Speaker 1Good grief. How does he show up again every year? I expect him to be dead.
Speaker 2He does that's. All he does is eating competitions. So he does that like once a year, but then he does, you know, the Joe Schmo barbecue contest. He just goes around and eats.
Speaker 1Okay, is he cleansing or something after that? Juice, cleanse Fasting.
Speaker 2He's slowing, he ain't fasting.
Speaker 1How is he alive? How old is that guy? I don't know. We'll look it up, yeah.
Speaker 2Also, there have been 27 different official versions of the flag. I thought there was like three or four.
Speaker 1Yeah, I guess I didn't totally realize that 27?. Well, they kept adding stuff. Make a decision.
Speaker 2Golly.
Speaker 1We're going to stop right here. If we add another island, who cares? We add another island? Who?
Speaker 2cares. And then well, this one, the American flag's traditional triangle fold, was meant to evoke a three-cornered hat, like the kind George Washington wore.
Speaker 1Okay, I don't think I knew that.
Speaker 2I did not know that.
Speaker 1I did not know that.
Speaker 2I'm trying to oh this one so everybody knows the first person to sign the Declaration of Independence. Give me your John Hancock yeah On this, herbie Hancock, yes, yeah. But what I thought was funny is John Hancock signed it.
Speaker 1Uh-huh.
Speaker 2Ginormous.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm yeah.
Speaker 2And then everybody. I just it's kind of like when you get your yearbook signed, or anything, yeah, and then everybody.
Speaker 1I just. It's kind of like when you get your yearbook signed or anything.
Speaker 2Oh, he's that guy, or anything like oh, the whole team's going to sign this basketball.
Speaker 1And then the one guy, and then one guy does it huge and it's like dude, yeah, now we got to Turn it sideways.
Speaker 2I'm surprised nobody did that on the Declaration of Independence, that's funny, like had to turn it sideways.
Speaker 1Yeah, in the margins. Hope you have a great summer. Yeah right, oh gosh, sorry, oh.
Speaker 2Also, it says Independence Day should have been celebrated on July 2nd, although the document was dated.
Speaker 1July 4th, Congress actually voted for independence from Great Britain two days prior.
Speaker 2It apparently wasn't signed by everyone until a month later, on August 2nd.
Speaker 1They're like. We sent you this docusign two weeks ago. Can you please log in already?
Speaker 2My iPad's not working.
Speaker 1I'll get to it, I promise.
Speaker 2Which, the 2nd of July, doesn't sound good, it does not roll off the tongue.
Speaker 1No, I do not like that. I mean, I think that's why they to it, I promise, which the 2nd of July doesn't sound good. Does not roll off the tongue? No, I do not like that.
Speaker 2I mean, I think that's why they did it yeah.
Speaker 1July 4th, it sounds better.
Speaker 2What are you?
Speaker 1doing on the 4th? What are you doing on the 2nd?
Speaker 2I don't know why are you saying this? I'm getting ready for the 4th.
Speaker 1What are?
Speaker 2you doing? Yeah, what else Okay? Well, three presidents who signed the Declaration of Independence died on July 4th.
Speaker 1That's interesting, john Adams.
Speaker 2Thomas Jefferson and then James Monroe.
Speaker 1Wow. That's kind of creepy.
Speaker 2That's a bummer and the Liberty Bell rings 13 times every Independence Day to honor the 13 original states. I've never heard that Let freedom ring. I don't know, I've never been there.
Speaker 1I've never been to Philadelphia, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, I need to go there.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2All right, it's cool.
Speaker 1I would like to go Philly.
Speaker 2Get a cheesesteak. Oh, I know, speaking of food, we're starving hoagies and water. Yeah, let's do it oh, it says okay, no, maybe these facts are wrong because now it says americans spend over a billion on fireworks. That's every year.
Speaker 1Okay, that's not right. You think it's more, it's gotta be more. Think about the Super Bowl, yeah.
Speaker 2New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1Right, my neighborhood yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, the guy next door yeah right.
Speaker 1Seriously, it's crazy, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Fourth of July sales have been a thing for a while.
Speaker 1You think yeah.
Speaker 2According to Live Science I don't know what that is it was seen as unpatriotic if you kept your business open on Independence Day before the Civil War, but after restaurants and stores started having sales on red, white, blue merchandise Yep. And they've continued ever since, I guess mattresses are white Yep depot, lows, car places, furniture places.
Presidential History Tidbits
Speaker 1Come on down to handy tv warehouse. We got a fourth. Where was that place? Which one handy tv warehouse. That same guy did the commercials in alabama forever, I don't know. And appliance.
Speaker 2I don't remember that Woo-wee Handy TV.
Speaker 1Handy TV warehouse.
Speaker 2I'm going to have to find that out.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Also Calvin Coolidge.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Was the only president born on the 4th of July.
Speaker 1Birthday and fireworks.
Speaker 2That's the only thing I know about that dude Yep, me too, calvin Yep.
Speaker 1Sorry what.
Speaker 2That's the only thing I know about that dude. Yep, me too, calvin. Yep, sorry, what else? Oh, the Declaration and the Constitution were signed in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1I guess I knew that A lot of history. Yeah, we should go there.
Speaker 2Okay, this one I thought was smart.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2So Thomas Jefferson believed that a new Constitution should be written every 19 years.
Speaker 1I don't know how he came up with 19. 19, that's interesting.
Speaker 2But he said if and I'm quoting don't get mad at me one generation of men has, he asked? He said If one generation of men has the right to bind another. The lands would belong to the dead and not to the living, which would be the reverse of our principle, which is one of the smartest things I've ever read.
Speaker 1That's deep Thomas Thomas.
Speaker 2What's up, Tom Knowledge bombs.
Speaker 1I'm saying yeah.
Speaker 2It makes sense.
Speaker 1Right, well, things change and progress. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense, right, well, things change and progress. And like yeah, yeah, I mean like nice, great, because we don't want to be like we were. I mean lots of ways.
Speaker 219 seems like a lot of rewriting, but it's probably should be more than ever.
Speaker 1Like to hunt, you know, yeah well, it's the time from a person when they're born to their young adulthood that you know you've. There's been a whole nother crop of adults that are about to go out to the world, college work, whatever we didn't have electricity right I know, and they're just like using quills and yeah, let's keep this the same forever and ever. I don't know, there's some messed up stuff in there. You think we should? Oh no.
Speaker 2No, it'll be fine. Yeah, hey, do you think seven-year-olds will ever have smartphones?
Speaker 1No, no, no, that's fine. Let's just write this for eternity.
Speaker 2Let's just keep it the way it is. Nothing will ever change. People are always going to ride horses. There won't be auto taxis. Yeah, yeah, but anyway.
Speaker 1Life is like hold my beer. Let me give you some of this AI for a minute. Have you heard of AI?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. But we should do that, yeah, or even just make it a good number, like 20 every 25. That sounds good.
Speaker 1Yeah, four times a century yeah.
Speaker 2Whatever, tweak it, tweaks, tweak it. Small towns spend $8,000 to $15,000 on 4th of July. I believe that totally, and the last one on this list. There was 50, so we saved y'all. It's a tradition to eat salmon on the 4th of July in New England. You know where I'm to eat salmon on the 4th of July in New England. You know where I'm not going to celebrate the 4th of July, new England Alongside peas. The tradition likely dates back to the fact that peas ripened at the same time as the fish.
Speaker 1Fish don't ripen. Who wrote?
Speaker 2this. This needs to get revised every 19 years. That's making the two a good pairing around the same time.
Speaker 1No, you're going to be sick as a dog because it's going to sit out in the sun, it's going to grow bacteria and then you're going to eat it and you're going to be in the ER.
Speaker 2Put that salmon in a windowsill until it ripens.
Speaker 1I've done grilling the salmon. You and me sit it here in the sun until the hot dogs are done. It's got a good bacteria going on it, yeah.
Speaker 2Anyway.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't want fish.
Speaker 2Yeah, I ain't doing salmon.
Speaker 1Not on the 4th of July. No, thank you.
Speaker 2Yeah, I won't be eating salmon.
Speaker 1Yeah, or hot dogs, I guess.
Speaker 2I'll eat a turkey burger.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Watermelon Toppings Explored
Speaker 2That's my jam and some watermelon. Yeah, and I'm putting salt on it.
Speaker 1Do you ever?
Speaker 2I still do it.
Speaker 1I never do it.
Speaker 2It's not as.
Speaker 1Satisfying.
Speaker 2It's not as good as I remember.
Speaker 1But it's good a little bit Sometimes. I just want a couple bites. Are you using regular salt or sea salt?
Speaker 2It's fortunate, is it Himalayan? Are you using?
Speaker 1regular salt or sea salt. It's fortunate I ain't using. Is it Himalayan, are you?
Speaker 2grinding it with the salt grinder. No, I'm not using pink Himalayan sea salt on a watermelon, I'm just using yeah, cracker Barrel, normal Salt, shaker Salt shaker.
Speaker 1I can't say that.
Speaker 2American salt Just chicka, chicka salt.
Speaker 1Is that salt American?
Speaker 2Do you celebrate the Fourth of July in the Himalayas? Yeah, I think not. I ain't using no pink salt, oh my God. Sorry.
Speaker 1Give me the Morton's.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I think some people put don't other people put like random stuff on watermelon.
Speaker 1There is a, I don't know, but I think this would be good Trader.
Speaker 2Joe's sells a chili lime seasoning.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, like a little spicy lime, something, something.
Speaker 2Popular option. Sorry, I had to Google it because that's what I do.
Speaker 1Yeah, see it.
Speaker 2Lime juice Salt lime juice and various herbs like mint or basil For a twist. Oh, it's got that salad you were talking about.
Speaker 1I made it last night. Feta cheese, red onion and even balsamic glaze Balsamic glaze which I made with fresh lime juice, balsamic, a little bit of olive oil, and then you put the feta in there and we have some fresh mint. It's called mojito mint plant.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Got that, chopped it it up. A little bit of cilantro in there too. Oh, you toss that. It sounds crazy, but it is so good it sounds good and it has.
Speaker 2Uh says you can also get creative with spice rubs, like a mix of chili powder, cumin and coriander.
Speaker 1I don't know what coriander is I don't know, but I don't want no taco taste on my watermelon. Okay, cumin is like watermelon, I mean taco, but yeah, yeah, we weren't crazy Salt A classic pairing Salt enhances watermelon sweetness and adds a contrasting salty note.
Speaker 2You think Flaky sea salt is often recommended for its texture. Excuse me Well, we ain't doing that. No.
Speaker 1But it's not as redneck as we thought, look at that no Look at us Lime juice or lemon juice.
Speaker 2I'd go lime.
Speaker 1Lime is really good yeah.
Speaker 2Citrus juice provides a bright, tangy counterpoint to the sweetness of watermelon. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1And the herbs are good If you got some fresh herbs.
Speaker 2Put some herbs on it. Oh, oh, this is what I was thinking. Yeah, what's that? Tahini, tahini. Yeah, we got some of that.
Speaker 1That's good. Yeah, chili lime lime. Yeah, it's got a little bite to it.
Speaker 2Or a drizzle of honey or maple syrup.
Speaker 1No, I ain't doing no syrup on my watermelon, it's already sweet.
Speaker 2If I was eating pancakes and I had watermelon on the side and syrup got on my watermelon. I'd be like man, I know. My watermelon's ruined. Yes.
Speaker 1It's already sticky.
Speaker 2I don't need it to be yeah.
Speaker 1And I don't need that.
Speaker 2Give me that American flag napkin. I don't want to bite this syrup off my watermelon.
Pet Safety and Local Commercials
Speaker 1Oh my goodness. Syrup off my watermelon oh my goodness. So I will say this for people with dogs oh yeah. Rip Nilla. Our dog is no longer with us, but for years we'd have to call and get the Xanax and another medicine. There wasn't really enough medicine to calm her down from the fireworks.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But I guess if you're listening to this and your dog needs medicine, it's too late because your vet is closed. But good luck.
Speaker 2Get some earmuffs.
Speaker 1Yeah, because our dog would be like.
Speaker 2Just freaking out, yeah, like wide-eyed and just crazy, crazy yeah, ours don't care man, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1Oh, I do feel sorry for all those dogs, though, because, like it was, it'd be rough you'd be up all night, because she's just no pun, no pun intended.
Speaker 2Yeah, sorry, yeah. So if you shoot your fireworks, mindful of the.
Speaker 1Of the dogs, of the dogs.
Speaker 2I'm trying to find handy TV appliance.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2In Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 1Yeah, that guy.
Speaker 2I want to see if they have it. Come on down to.
Speaker 1Handy TV Warehouse. Good gracious, I'm going to find the commercial and play the audio on our next podcast, because it was Handy TV Warehouse. Yes.
Speaker 2This is just us talking about commercials. Google search stuff.
Speaker 1It was so, oh yeah, it's probably Bessemer.
Speaker 2Handy TV and Appliance.
Speaker 1Yeah, I, yeah, I don't think oh, here we go see the commercial. Yeah, he's also the baptist preacher, but like, because he's got this light blue yeah blazer on and a tie and his hair 1987 yeah, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 2That's it, mm-hmm Wow.
Speaker 1Anyway.
Speaker 2Anyway. Well, if they're still in business, go today.
Speaker 1After you eat some watermelon with some salt on it.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and see if they got some sales on it, get us a vacuum.
Speaker 2They probably got to buy one and get one free.
Speaker 1Right or go to Old.
Speaker 2Navy.
Speaker 1Get a pack of shirts. Do you have?
Speaker 2American flag bikinis and a t-shirt.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm going to need a cover-up because this is illegal according to the flag code To the top 50.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly. I think if you fold it with three corners, though, you're okay, before you put it away in your laundry.
Speaker 2Do you have to do that with beach towels?
Speaker 1Oh man.
Speaker 2That's not very patriotic. Watch this.
Speaker 1Right? And who's policing that? Obviously no one, yeah.
Speaker 2Ain't nobody walking up and down Gulf Shores Beach being like, excuse me.
Speaker 1You're not supposed to be wearing flag trunks. Oh my Anyway enjoy the fireworks.
Speaker 2Yes, just go watch them. Don't shoot them yourself, no, don't do that. I used to love shooting fireworks. Yeah, that is.
Speaker 1That's a bad idea. That's an ER visit waiting to happen.
Speaker 2Uh-huh, don't do it, do not do that.
Speaker 1Bottle rockets and Coke bottles and all that business.
Speaker 2Yeah, just go sweat and watch somebody else do it.
Speaker 1Yeah and all that business. Yeah, just go sweat and watch somebody else do it. Yeah right, they spend enough money on them. Go to downtown Nashville.
Speaker 2Oh man, well anyway.
Speaker 1All right, happy fourth.
Speaker 2Happy second. I mean fourth. Have a good one, thank you.
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