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4th of July?
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Fourth of July Celebrations
Speaker 1Welcome to hey Real Quick , happy 4th of July .
Speaker 2Happy 4th of July . Happy 4th of July . Yes , I hope you're at rooms to go . They have that mattress sale .
Speaker 1Yeah , or it's truck month and it's 4th of July .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't know Wherever you are .
Speaker 1Right .
Speaker 2You're sweating .
Speaker 1Yes , mm-hmm , whoo what you eating the fourth of july . Yeah um , my kids are eating hot dogs I guess grilling out , grilling out , hey , let's grill at the hottest part of the year . What is that ?
Speaker 2that's what I think . When I think of the fourth of july , I just think of sweating .
Speaker 1While cooking food .
Speaker 2While cooking food , yeah , and then be like I'm going to go inside and eat it .
Speaker 1Yeah , let me cool off so I'm not nauseous , before I start on this hot dog . Yeah , yeah , did you put ?
Speaker 2those baked beans in the stove ? No , I set them in the sun . They're done .
Speaker 1They cooked on the driveway .
Speaker 2And so am I .
Speaker 1So , yeah , well , your kids are bigger , but you know , used to be like the kiddie pool , or who brought the blow up pool ?
Speaker 2Oh yeah .
Speaker 1You know , are we going to have some kind of dessert with blueberries and strawberries ? I used to make a thing like that . Oh yeah , we did that Like flag with like a cookie dough on the bottom blueberries blueberries and strawberries for the stripes , and then a little cool whipped cream middle or something like that .
Speaker 2Cool whip , something like that .
Speaker 1Yeah , is it I don't know , sure , I don't know , yeah , so um , but we did that yeah our kids like that .
Speaker 2They're like oh , can we did that ? Yeah , our kids like that , they're like oh , can we have that ? Yeah , can we ?
Speaker 1flag . Can we eat that Because it's cold ? Yeah , burgers and dogs .
Speaker 2That's it , yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Pretty much . I don't rank my holidays .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2But Fourth of July is probably in my top 25 .
Speaker 1It's just so hot , it's so hot , I mean , and people are outside and you end the day with the fireworks and everybody's done before those start . You know ? Yeah , because we're exhausted and we all need a Gatorade IV .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean if Christmas was on July 4th and the tree was in the backyard it wouldn't be high on my list either .
Speaker 1No , no .
Speaker 2Man , yeah , it's just hot .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2But find shade wherever you're at . Yeah , a box fan Drink a water every now and then .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Stay hydrated .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Take a trip to Alaska .
Speaker 1I don't know , it's probably hot there . Just go get the bag of ice outside the Mapco .
Speaker 2Yeah , take it home , go in that . What do they have at gas stations , like that beer cave or whatever , you know , when you like .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , Some places where you can walk in it , yeah . Yeah , some of the grocery stores have that . I don't buy beer . Yeah , stores have that , I don't buy beer , yeah , but , um , we're just gonna go in here and play a game of dominoes . We're gonna cool off a minute . We've been outside , we're about to go watch fireworks , so I have to recalibrate . Um , yeah , yeah anyway .
Speaker 2Well , I did find um , let's
50 Facts About Independence Day
Speaker 2drop some knowledge . Uh , I found a 50 facts about the fourth of july .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2Because I was scrolling . Yeah Well , I guess on the internet , I'm not on the medias , but I was scrolling , I was like oh the 4th is coming up . I want to see if I knew any of these . Yeah , yeah or let me say , did not know any of these . So I'm not going to read out 50 facts , because it's hot .
Speaker 1Ain't nobody got time for that , and everybody's waiting on fireworks . Yeah , ain't , nobody on a boat going .
Speaker 2Did you hear number 32 ?
Speaker 1No , they're like is my hot dog done yet ?
Speaker 2Yeah , but a couple I thought were interesting .
Speaker 1One was you're not supposed to wear American flags . That really puts Old Navy in an uncomfortable position remember like forever . It was like family t-shirts , old navy 1997 , 19 and that had the year on them .
Speaker 2Yeah , they still get the whole collection , tank tops , everything muscle shirts . It's a flag code and it states the flag should never be used as wearing apparel , bedding or drapery . I don't know who's got American flag drapes .
Speaker 1I don't know , that's next level .
Speaker 2Or bedding .
Speaker 1Bedding . Wow , yeah , I don't get that one . Yeah , I don't either .
Speaker 2But also another fact is every Major League Baseball team will be playing on the 4th of July .
Speaker 1Really .
Speaker 2So if you need something to do for eight hours while you're eating your hot dogs , there's a baseball game .
Speaker 1Right , that's kind of slow and not very stressful .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1With a steady pace . Yeah , can you tell I'm not a baseball fan .
Speaker 2This game started in 1776 .
Speaker 1It's still going , it's in the third inning . The skeletons with uniforms on are the team Wow .
Speaker 2Well , here's another one . I'm not numbering these because nobody cares . No , no , we're just hitting the highlights this one seemed , I'm going to say , like common sense .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Fireworks are a huge business . You think I'm going to say yeah , in case you didn't know .
Speaker 1Yeah , just come to my house and I live in Nashville proper , but don't nobody care . Yeah , yeah , it's crazy .
Speaker 2Proper , but don't nobody care . Yeah , yeah , it's crazy . It says 600 million in fireworks imports .
Speaker 1That seems low . I was going to say that too .
Speaker 2Which I will say Nashville , the one they do downtown . I looked it up , it seems low here .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Half a million .
Speaker 1Oh , that doesn't seem right . That doesn't seem right .
Speaker 2Because that thing lasts for 30 . I don't know where they're getting their fireworks .
Speaker 1Yeah , but it ain't Big Bob's on like I-24 going to Chattanooga or something like that ?
Speaker 2Yeah , it ain't . What was it ?
Speaker 1Crazy Bills , or whatever it ain't in that trailer , no , or the side of the road stand , yeah .
Speaker 2If you shot fireworks for 40 minutes and you bought them at Crazy Bills or Eddie's or whatever it was , yeah . That would cost
Fireworks and Food Spending
Speaker 2you like $3 billion .
Speaker 1Yeah , exactly , exactly .
Speaker 2But yeah , they shoot a lot . Yeah , I don't know they shoot so many fireworks you can't see them , it's just smoke .
Speaker 1Oh , wow .
Speaker 2Yeah , like at the end Speaking of hot dogs .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2And burgers and sweating while cooking them . Another one is it says Americans spend close to $10 billion on Fourth of July food . I believe that that's inflation .
Speaker 1It's when everybody goes and buys meat . You know what I'm saying .
Speaker 2That's true . Yeah , Fourth of July is meat , yeah it's just meat .
Speaker 1It's like barbecue ribs steaks . Y'all want some grilled chicken . Who wants some shrimp kebabs ?
Speaker 2I mean it's everything , forrest Gump . It's all of it . It's just meat and fruit and a bag of chips . Yeah , you got some Lay's potato chips .
Speaker 1That's about . All the heat you can take is with meat , and then you got to eat something cold . And a watermelon yeah , ooh , ice cold watermelon .
Speaker 2Like an ice cold watermelon .
Speaker 1Ooh , that's good .
Speaker 2Why are we ?
Speaker 1Yeah , man , I want some watermelon right now .
Speaker 2Watermelon always sounds delicious .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2And then you're like it's refreshing . And you gotta pick it out and it's ginormous , I don't do it .
Speaker 1And then did you put it in the fridge .
Speaker 2I forgot . Yeah , just eat an ice cube with each bite . It'll be the same thing .
Speaker 1But it'll be the same thing . I'm at the age now . I'm like , if I want it , I'm getting a pre-cut .
Speaker 2I know , oh yeah .
Speaker 1It's bougie . Yeah , yeah , I don't buy it often . I'm not buying it like all the time , but I'm not hauling a huge watermelon and then , because you want to wash it off before you cut it , you know what I'm saying yeah , and , and . Then you got on the counter and who's got a cutting board that big ? What kind of knife are we using here ?
Speaker 2You're always trying to put it on a paper plate .
Speaker 1Can you go get the home light chainsaw ? You know , let's cut it outside . Yeah , there'll be no ants after that . You know what I'm saying ? It's a whole thing .
Speaker 2I don't know . And to people I know different people put stuff on a watermelon . Well , we do know . And to people I know different people put stuff on a watermelon .
Speaker 1Well , we did salt , we used to salt a watermelon I still do sometimes my husband that and he was like I'm sorry what I thought everybody did remember the salt shaker . You always put salt on it . I didn't eat a bite without salt till I was probably in high school yeah , we were like cows , just like , was that salt block ? No , remember you kind of cut them like long ways and just have a long boat worth you know like animals .
Speaker 2Yeah , just sitting around table and people would hunch over .
Speaker 1Yeah , just eat it just yeah , seeds , and flies everywhere right it ain't coming out of your clothes either .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1That stain's there to stay .
Speaker 2That American flag t-shirt is ruined .
Speaker 1It's really offensive . Now . It's stained , oh my gosh . But I do love a good watermelon .
Speaker 2Yeah , anyway , yeah Well , I wonder how much of that $10 billion is watermelons .
Speaker 1I don't know , but now I want a burger .
Speaker 2I know it also says I'm guessing these are facts . That's what it said .
Speaker 1It's on the internet . Yeah , it's on the internet .
Speaker 2It's got to be true , it is true 50 million Americans travel more than 50 miles , which we did when this comes out , because we drove eight hours . Oh good gracious . Seven or eight .
Speaker 1See , we're not going Down to the Gulf . Yeah , not on the 4th .
Speaker 2Which gas always goes up ?
Speaker 1I know
Watermelon Debates
Speaker 1it's always right before the 4th . They're just waiting . Memorial Day , the 4th Labor Day .
Speaker 2We dropped some barrels . We didn't mean to .
Speaker 1We'll have to bump it up a little bit .
Speaker 2Oh it's cold and nobody's driving anywhere . Guess what Gas is cheaper .
Speaker 1Right .
Speaker 2The oldest continuously running 4th of July parade is in Bristol Road Island Are 4th of July parades .
Speaker 1I guess they are . Are they a ? Thing ?
Speaker 2I get it , I ain't going to lie . Little neighborhoods do them .
Speaker 1But you know , like I get a New Year's Eve if you want to bundle up and do that business , whatever . Or Thanksgiving Day parade , Macy's Day , whatever it's called , but Fourth of July parade . I feel like the only reason people are there is because they have young kids .
Speaker 2It's just little . It's too hot . It's just little . Bikes with red , white and blue streamers , everybody's got a little bitty flag and it's just . We're going to leave here and we're going to meet at the pool .
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 2And there'll be a the shave ice truck is going to be there .
Speaker 1Yeah right .
Speaker 2And then everybody's going to go swimming . I guess , big cities have parades .
Speaker 1Yeah , big cities , maybe small towns .
Speaker 2I'll tell you what if I'm in a marching band , I ain't marching in that , uh-uh , they should be in flag tank tops .
Speaker 1Yeah , there ain't no way like . Phoenix Arizona is having a parade . Oh no , Indoor .
Speaker 2We're going to start here and we're going to melt three streets over .
Speaker 1Oh , we're going to melt three streets over . Oh my gosh . Also it's all food related , I know as it should be .
Speaker 2Americans consume about 150 million hot dogs per year .
Speaker 1Oh so this has nothing to do with the fourth . Yeah , so I don't know why that's on this . Probably 100 million of them are on the fourth . Do you eat hot dogs ?
Speaker 2Not anymore . I used to .
Speaker 1Do you eat beef ones or turkey dogs ?
Speaker 2I've transitioned to turkey dogs and now I haven't had a hot dog in like two or three years .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2So it's just a mind thing .
Speaker 1It's like you can't do it .
Speaker 2If I haven't eaten in four days and somebody gives me a hot dog , I'm just gonna be like oops . I dropped it . I ain't eating it , no okay I can't do it , it's just a mental block now see , I , I'm , I'm gonna be honest .
Speaker 1I love a good hot dog I used to love .
Speaker 2I used to love sauerkraut .
Speaker 1Some onions I like , some onions , some yellow mustard , I want some relish , I want some wickles relish on that oh yeah , and then maybe a little bit of barbecue sauce yeah not ketchup , I do a tiny bit .
Speaker 2I do a little ketchup and a little more .
Speaker 1I do like 70% mustard . We are hungry , by the way .
Speaker 2Yeah , but I thought it was interesting . This data came from the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council , which I don't know . Who's on that ? Joey Chestnut and two other people I don't know ? The hot dog eating dude yeah , I think . 150 million .
Speaker 1Hot , the hot dog eating dude yeah .
Speaker 2I think 150 million hot dogs . He eats 50 million of them .
Speaker 1Good grief . How does he show up again every year ? I expect him to be dead .
Speaker 2He does that's . All he does is eating competitions . So he does that like once a year , but then he does , you know , the Joe Schmo barbecue contest . He just goes around and eats .
Speaker 1Okay , is he cleansing or something after that ? Juice , cleanse Fasting .
Speaker 2He's slowing , he ain't fasting .
Speaker 1How is he alive ? How old is that guy ? I don't know . We'll look it up , yeah .
Speaker 2Also , there have been 27 different official versions of the flag . I thought there was like three or four .
Speaker 1Yeah , I guess I didn't totally realize that 27? . Well , they kept adding stuff . Make a decision .
Speaker 2Golly .
Speaker 1We're going to stop right here . If we add another island , who cares ? We add another island ? Who ?
Speaker 2cares . And then well , this one , the American flag's traditional triangle fold , was meant to evoke a three-cornered hat , like the kind George Washington wore .
Speaker 1Okay , I don't think I knew that .
Speaker 2I did not know that .
Speaker 1I did not know that .
Speaker 2I'm trying to oh this one so everybody knows the first person to sign the Declaration of Independence . Give me your John Hancock yeah On this , herbie Hancock , yes , yeah . But what I thought was funny is John Hancock signed it .
Speaker 1Uh-huh .
Speaker 2Ginormous .
Speaker 1Mm-hmm yeah .
Speaker 2And then everybody . I just it's kind of like when you get your yearbook signed , or anything , yeah , and then everybody .
Speaker 1I just . It's kind of like when you get your yearbook signed or anything .
Speaker 2Oh , he's that guy , or anything like oh , the whole team's going to sign this basketball .
Speaker 1And then the one guy , and then one guy does it huge and it's like dude , yeah , now we got to Turn it sideways .
Speaker 2I'm surprised nobody did that on the Declaration of Independence , that's funny , like had to turn it sideways .
Speaker 1Yeah , in the margins . Hope you have a great summer . Yeah right , oh gosh , sorry , oh .
Speaker 2Also , it says Independence Day should have been celebrated on July 2nd , although the document was dated .
Speaker 1July 4th , Congress actually voted for independence from Great Britain two days prior .
Speaker 2It apparently wasn't signed by everyone until a month later , on August 2nd .
Speaker 1They're like . We sent you this docusign two weeks ago . Can you please log in already ?
Speaker 2My iPad's not working .
Speaker 1I'll get to it , I promise .
Speaker 2Which , the 2nd of July , doesn't sound good , it does not roll off the tongue .
Speaker 1No , I do not like that . I mean , I think that's why they to it , I promise , which the 2nd of July doesn't sound good . Does not roll off the tongue ? No , I do not like that .
Speaker 2I mean , I think that's why they did it yeah .
Speaker 1July 4th , it sounds better .
Speaker 2What are you ?
Speaker 1doing on the 4th ? What are you doing on the 2nd ?
Speaker 2I don't know why are you saying this ? I'm getting ready for the 4th .
Speaker 1What are ?
Speaker 2you doing ? Yeah , what else Okay ? Well , three presidents who signed the Declaration of Independence died on July 4th .
Speaker 1That's interesting , john Adams .
Speaker 2Thomas Jefferson and then James Monroe .
Speaker 1Wow . That's kind of creepy .
Speaker 2That's a bummer and the Liberty Bell rings 13 times every Independence Day to honor the 13 original states . I've never heard that Let freedom ring . I don't know , I've never been there .
Speaker 1I've never been to Philadelphia , yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , I need to go there .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2All right , it's cool .
Speaker 1I would like to go Philly .
Speaker 2Get a cheesesteak . Oh , I know , speaking of food , we're starving hoagies and water . Yeah , let's do it oh , it says okay , no , maybe these facts are wrong because now it says americans spend over a billion on fireworks . That's every year .
Speaker 1Okay , that's not right . You think it's more , it's gotta be more . Think about the Super Bowl , yeah .
Speaker 2New Year's Eve .
Speaker 1Right , my neighborhood yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , the guy next door yeah right .
Speaker 1Seriously , it's crazy , oh yeah .
Speaker 2Fourth of July sales have been a thing for a while .
Speaker 1You think yeah .
Speaker 2According to Live Science I don't know what that is it was seen as unpatriotic if you kept your business open on Independence Day before the Civil War , but after restaurants and stores started having sales on red , white , blue merchandise Yep . And they've continued ever since , I guess mattresses are white Yep depot , lows , car places , furniture places .
Speaker 1Come on down to handy tv warehouse . We got a fourth . Where was that place ? Which one handy tv warehouse . That same guy did the commercials in alabama forever , I don't know . And
Presidential History Tidbits
Speaker 1appliance .
Speaker 2I don't remember that Woo-wee Handy TV .
Speaker 1Handy TV warehouse .
Speaker 2I'm going to have to find that out .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Also Calvin Coolidge .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2Was the only president born on the 4th of July .
Speaker 1Birthday and fireworks .
Speaker 2That's the only thing I know about that dude Yep , me too , calvin Yep .
Speaker 1Sorry what .
Speaker 2That's the only thing I know about that dude . Yep , me too , calvin . Yep , sorry , what else ? Oh , the Declaration and the Constitution were signed in Philadelphia .
Speaker 1I guess I knew that A lot of history . Yeah , we should go there .
Speaker 2Okay , this one I thought was smart .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2So Thomas Jefferson believed that a new Constitution should be written every 19 years .
Speaker 1I don't know how he came up with 19 . 19 , that's interesting .
Speaker 2But he said if and I'm quoting don't get mad at me one generation of men has , he asked ? He said If one generation of men has the right to bind another . The lands would belong to the dead and not to the living , which would be the reverse of our principle , which is one of the smartest things I've ever read .
Speaker 1That's deep Thomas Thomas .
Speaker 2What's up , Tom Knowledge bombs .
Speaker 1I'm saying yeah .
Speaker 2It makes sense .
Speaker 1Right , well , things change and progress . Yeah , yeah , it makes sense , right , well , things change and progress . And like yeah , yeah , I mean like nice , great , because we don't want to be like we were . I mean lots of ways .
Speaker 219 seems like a lot of rewriting , but it's probably should be more than ever .
Speaker 1Like to hunt , you know , yeah well , it's the time from a person when they're born to their young adulthood that you know you've . There's been a whole nother crop of adults that are about to go out to the world , college work , whatever we didn't have electricity right I know , and they're just like using quills and yeah , let's keep this the same forever and ever . I don't know , there's some messed up stuff in there . You think we should ? Oh no .
Speaker 2No , it'll be fine . Yeah , hey , do you think seven-year-olds will ever have smartphones ?
Speaker 1No , no , no , that's fine . Let's just write this for eternity .
Speaker 2Let's just keep it the way it is . Nothing will ever change . People are always going to ride horses . There won't be auto taxis . Yeah , yeah , but anyway .
Speaker 1Life is like hold my beer . Let me give you some of this AI for a minute . Have you heard of AI ?
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah . But we should do that , yeah , or even just make it a good number , like 20 every 25 . That sounds good .
Speaker 1Yeah , four times a century yeah .
Speaker 2Whatever , tweak it , tweaks , tweak it . Small towns spend $8,000 to $15,000 on 4th of July . I believe that totally , and the last one on this list . There was 50 , so we saved y'all . It's a tradition to eat salmon on the 4th of July in New England . You know where I'm to eat salmon on the 4th of July in New England . You know where I'm not going to celebrate the 4th of July , new England Alongside peas . The tradition likely dates back to the fact that peas ripened at the same time as the fish .
Speaker 1Fish don't ripen . Who wrote ?
Speaker 2this . This needs to get revised every 19 years . That's making the two a good pairing around the same time .
Speaker 1No , you're going to be sick as a dog because it's going to sit out in the sun , it's going to grow bacteria and then you're going to eat it and you're going to be in the ER .
Speaker 2Put that salmon in a windowsill until it ripens .
Speaker 1I've done grilling the salmon . You and me sit it here in the sun until the hot dogs are done . It's got a good bacteria going on it , yeah .
Speaker 2Anyway .
Speaker 1Yeah , I don't want fish .
Speaker 2Yeah , I ain't doing salmon .
Speaker 1Not on the 4th of July . No , thank you .
Speaker 2Yeah , I won't be eating salmon .
Speaker 1Yeah , or hot dogs , I guess .
Speaker 2I'll eat a turkey burger .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2That's my jam and some watermelon
Watermelon Toppings Explored
Speaker 2. Yeah , and I'm putting salt on it .
Speaker 1Do you ever ?
Speaker 2I still do it .
Speaker 1I never do it .
Speaker 2It's not as .
Speaker 1Satisfying .
Speaker 2It's not as good as I remember .
Speaker 1But it's good a little bit Sometimes . I just want a couple bites . Are you using regular salt or sea salt ?
Speaker 2It's fortunate , is it Himalayan ? Are you using ?
Speaker 1regular salt or sea salt . It's fortunate I ain't using . Is it Himalayan , are you ?
Speaker 2grinding it with the salt grinder . No , I'm not using pink Himalayan sea salt on a watermelon , I'm just using yeah , cracker Barrel , normal Salt , shaker Salt shaker .
Speaker 1I can't say that .
Speaker 2American salt Just chicka , chicka salt .
Speaker 1Is that salt American ?
Speaker 2Do you celebrate the Fourth of July in the Himalayas ? Yeah , I think not . I ain't using no pink salt , oh my God . Sorry .
Speaker 1Give me the Morton's .
Speaker 2Oh , yeah , yeah . But yeah , I think some people put don't other people put like random stuff on watermelon .
Speaker 1There is a , I don't know , but I think this would be good Trader .
Speaker 2Joe's sells a chili lime seasoning .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , like a little spicy lime , something , something .
Speaker 2Popular option . Sorry , I had to Google it because that's what I do .
Speaker 1Yeah , see it .
Speaker 2Lime juice Salt lime juice and various herbs like mint or basil For a twist . Oh , it's got that salad you were talking about .
Speaker 1I made it last night . Feta cheese , red onion and even balsamic glaze Balsamic glaze which I made with fresh lime juice , balsamic , a little bit of olive oil , and then you put the feta in there and we have some fresh mint . It's called mojito mint plant .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Got that , chopped it it up . A little bit of cilantro in there too . Oh , you toss that . It sounds crazy , but it is so good it sounds good and it has .
Speaker 2Uh says you can also get creative with spice rubs , like a mix of chili powder , cumin and coriander .
Speaker 1I don't know what coriander is I don't know , but I don't want no taco taste on my watermelon . Okay , cumin is like watermelon , I mean taco , but yeah , yeah , we weren't crazy Salt A classic pairing Salt enhances watermelon sweetness and adds a contrasting salty note .
Speaker 2You think Flaky sea salt is often recommended for its texture . Excuse me Well , we ain't doing that . No .
Speaker 1But it's not as redneck as we thought , look at that no Look at us Lime juice or lemon juice .
Speaker 2I'd go lime .
Speaker 1Lime is really good yeah .
Speaker 2Citrus juice provides a bright , tangy counterpoint to the sweetness of watermelon . Yeah , okay .
Speaker 1And the herbs are good If you got some fresh herbs .
Speaker 2Put some herbs on it . Oh , oh , this is what I was thinking . Yeah , what's that ? Tahini , tahini . Yeah , we got some of that .
Speaker 1That's good . Yeah , chili lime lime . Yeah , it's got a little bite to it .
Speaker 2Or a drizzle of honey or maple syrup .
Speaker 1No , I ain't doing no syrup on my watermelon , it's already sweet .
Speaker 2If I was eating pancakes and I had watermelon on the side and syrup got on my watermelon . I'd be like man , I know . My watermelon's ruined . Yes .
Speaker 1It's already sticky .
Speaker 2I don't need it to be yeah .
Speaker 1And I don't need that .
Speaker 2Give me that American flag napkin . I don't want to bite this syrup off my watermelon .
Speaker 1Oh my goodness . Syrup off my watermelon oh my goodness . So I will say this for people with dogs oh yeah . Rip Nilla . Our dog is no longer with us , but for years we'd have to call and get the Xanax and another medicine .
Pet Safety and Local Commercials
Speaker 1There wasn't really enough medicine to calm her down from the fireworks .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1But I guess if you're listening to this and your dog needs medicine , it's too late because your vet is closed . But good luck .
Speaker 2Get some earmuffs .
Speaker 1Yeah , because our dog would be like .
Speaker 2Just freaking out , yeah , like wide-eyed and just crazy , crazy yeah , ours don't care man , that's beautiful .
Speaker 1Oh , I do feel sorry for all those dogs , though , because , like it was , it'd be rough you'd be up all night , because she's just no pun , no pun intended .
Speaker 2Yeah , sorry , yeah . So if you shoot your fireworks , mindful of the .
Speaker 1Of the dogs , of the dogs .
Speaker 2I'm trying to find handy TV appliance .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2In Birmingham , Alabama .
Speaker 1Yeah , that guy .
Speaker 2I want to see if they have it . Come on down to .
Speaker 1Handy TV Warehouse . Good gracious , I'm going to find the commercial and play the audio on our next podcast , because it was Handy TV Warehouse . Yes .
Speaker 2This is just us talking about commercials . Google search stuff .
Speaker 1It was so , oh yeah , it's probably Bessemer .
Speaker 2Handy TV and Appliance .
Speaker 1Yeah , I , yeah , I don't think oh , here we go see the commercial . Yeah , he's also the baptist preacher , but like , because he's got this light blue yeah blazer on and a tie and his hair 1987 yeah , that's it , that's it .
Speaker 2That's it , mm-hmm Wow .
Speaker 1Anyway .
Speaker 2Anyway . Well , if they're still in business , go today .
Speaker 1After you eat some watermelon with some salt on it .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , and see if they got some sales on it , get us a vacuum .
Speaker 2They probably got to buy one and get one free .
Speaker 1Right or go to Old .
Speaker 2Navy .
Speaker 1Get a pack of shirts . Do you have ?
Speaker 2American flag bikinis and a t-shirt .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I'm going to need a cover-up because this is illegal according to the flag code To the top 50 .
Speaker 1Yeah , exactly . I think if you fold it with three corners , though , you're okay , before you put it away in your laundry .
Speaker 2Do you have to do that with beach towels ?
Speaker 1Oh man .
Speaker 2That's not very patriotic . Watch this .
Speaker 1Right ? And who's policing that ? Obviously no one , yeah .
Speaker 2Ain't nobody walking up and down Gulf Shores Beach being like , excuse me .
Speaker 1You're not supposed to be wearing flag trunks . Oh my Anyway enjoy the fireworks .
Speaker 2Yes , just go watch them . Don't shoot them yourself , no , don't do that . I used to love shooting fireworks . Yeah , that is .
Speaker 1That's a bad idea . That's an ER visit waiting to happen .
Speaker 2Uh-huh , don't do it , do not do that .
Speaker 1Bottle rockets and Coke bottles and all that business .
Speaker 2Yeah , just go sweat and watch somebody else do it .
Speaker 1Yeah and all that business . Yeah , just go sweat and watch somebody else do it . Yeah right , they spend enough money on them . Go to downtown Nashville .
Speaker 2Oh man , well anyway .
Speaker 1All right , happy fourth .
Speaker 2Happy second . I mean fourth . Have a good one , thank you .
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