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Waste Management
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Catching Up After a Break
Speaker 1Welcome to hey Real Quick .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 1It's been a while .
Speaker 2It has been .
Speaker 1Yeah sorry , we don't I , it has been . Yeah , sorry .
Speaker 2We don't . I know Life , you know life . Back to school , back to Back to reality .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Reality is crazy sometimes .
Speaker 1Yeah , it is bonkers .
Speaker 2A little more crazy than other reality . That's where I've been lately , but whatever um , yeah it's a little bit fallish today yeah , because something saturday in september . That was my stomach growling , but it was a saturday . It's a saturday in september and it rained all night . Last night and yesterday it was 95 and today's going to be like 70 .
Speaker 1Yeah , and today's also Saturday . You just said that like twice , maybe , yeah . Anyway , something weird happened last night . Something was like it was coming down from the sky and it was like Some loud noises . Wet and it was like in droplets . Yeah , oh , it's rain it hasn't rained in forever forever our hayfield was like thank you , yeah , in other words , our lawn .
Speaker 2Yeah , because the first of the summer was like this is crazy . This is amazing because it was like raining all the time and you know , like maybe we'll make it to the end of the summer without dead grass . But yeah , I loved it . I love a good thunderstorm .
Speaker 1Yes , yeah , I sleep a little bit of thunder .
Speaker 2Yeah , not crazy .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , pretty constant .
Speaker 1It was nice but anyway ,
Reaction Videos and Family Updates
Speaker 1kind of random . One reason we haven't been doing a lot of podcast is because we're working on reaction videos .
Speaker 2Yes , we are .
Speaker 1I guess we're the only people that have not done a reaction video on YouTube .
Speaker 2I think we're the last two .
Speaker 1I think we were the last podcast ever created and we'll be the last ones to try reaction videos .
Speaker 2Yep , but you should check them out yeah .
Speaker 1We're going to try it . It's a lot of podcast material , a lot of retro , a lot of 80s .
Speaker 2Sticking our toe in . You know what I mean .
Speaker 1Old cheesy commercials . Yep , showbiz pizza Stuff like that .
Speaker 2Right .
Speaker 1Quincy's Steakhouse , you know .
Speaker 2Yeah , taking you back .
Speaker 1Trying it .
Speaker 2Trying it out .
Speaker 1I like it . What else is going on , besides occasional rain and technical difficulties ?
Speaker 2Riveting , um , let's see , yeah , um , we're just doing a lot of life stuff . You know like two of our kids are out of the house , one is a senior in high school , has a part-time job . We're working a lot , so we're all in different directions .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2But that also means we're older , so you know in our 50s . So my husband just did a colonoscopy a month ago , His first ever .
Speaker 1That was his first .
Speaker 2Yes , so not to get in the weeds , but some insurance covers it starting at 45 . Some is 50 .
Speaker 1Did they find any more insurance ?
Colonoscopy Prep Adventures
Speaker 1Sure didn't cover the rest of it .
Speaker 2But yeah , so we , he did his . I have one at 40 because I like to , I'm advanced , super fun . And then I have one Monday .
Speaker 1So tomorrow starts's a fun week .
Speaker 2Yeah , Crazy weekend Crazy . What are you doing ? I'm hitting the Gatorade , so tomorrow is liquid diet and apparently you do a low residue diet . I know everybody wants to know all this , but basically it's a bunch of white bread and white pasta and you know nothing with like the skin on it . Like if it's a bunch of white bread and white pasta and you know nothing with like the skin on it . Like if it's a potato , it can't be fried but it can't have the skin on it .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2So that knocks out fries , so just bread and you know nothing with a peel , very stuff that , like I guess , doesn't leave residue . Don't they have equipment that can handle this stuff . Like you have to change your whatever . You got to basically do the work of the Roto-Rooter before you go in .
Speaker 1You should be all good .
Speaker 2They're just going with a camera . Yeah , I got it Not to get TMI about it , but if you're listening , to this .
Speaker 1You probably have .
Speaker 2That's a fun weekend it is I am not looking forward to it , but mine's at 8 am on Monday , man . So I was like I would get a later one . I was like you know what ? You would get so hungry that you want to eat your arm , because if you prep the day before but they don't get you in for the procedure till 2 pm , you are hating life .
Speaker 2Don't do it , get an early one , just get it over with . So his prep , let me get into it . His prep was all by stuff over the counter you go buy a bottle of Miralax which is lax .
Speaker 2that's what it is , and it's powder it's in a bottle and you throw it in some Gatorade and you mix it up and you drink that twice until you've drunk it all up . And then there's like another thing called dulcolax , which are little tablets that are also lax , and you do those things and then you just drink water , gatorade , any clear liquids , anything that's not red or , yeah , purple or something like that , and you're good to go . Mine was . You get it from the pharmacy . They do it all different . I can't stand it . Let me tell you somebody sodium bicarbonate . Basically , it's a bunch of Epsom salt in a milk jug .
Speaker 1You got the jug .
Speaker 2The jug .
Speaker 1What is ?
Speaker 2it 2,000 ? Yes , it is . I got the jug .
Speaker 1That is not fine , that I mix it no .
Speaker 2And it's like like don't throw it up . It said don't throw it up . Well , I'm trying not to joyce but , here's the deal . It's gonna make me gag , yeah so , but you know what ?
Speaker 1only have things supposed to add into it water one ounce of malacon drops I don't know what that is when you had babies .
Speaker 2If your baby's ever had gas and couldn't get the burps up , you got this little dropper oh yeah drop it in their mouth . It's basically like anti-gas or gas x for babies and helps dissolve the bubbles or something , and there is a flavor packet , but I'm not looking forward to it . I have a really perturbed look on my face right now . Too bad , this isn't a reaction video flavor packet I packet I am , it is a jug .
Speaker 1And I was like , oh , I've done the jug .
Speaker 2So you know they call you before any procedure and send you about 12,000 texts . Nowadays you know you can go in and get a mold check . You've already checked in four times before the appointment . Anyway , the lady was like , yeah , just shake it up . And I was like , ok , can I keep shaking it ? She's like , yeah , if it's easier to drink it chilled , I'm like I said , why did my husband get to have blue Gatorade ?
Speaker 1And like 20 ounces and he's done .
Speaker 2Yeah , and his was easier .
Speaker 1She was like well , everybody does it different and Randy was like you went to the wrong doctor , but yeah , that's , I did the jug and it's kind of like in the movie Raisin Arizona . That's what you feel like . It's like , have you ?
Speaker 2eaten sand and we ate sand . Yeah , it's kind of like drinking sand . Yeah , because it's all at the bottom of the jug , right ?
Speaker 1now I got about three-fourths of the way with that jug and I was like you didn't finish it .
Speaker 2No , I was like , if this mess yeah . Forget the procedure , forget the IV . Even I don't want to do the IV , but I'd rather do the IV than drink that jug .
Speaker 1I guess I will say this Can I divert Speaking ? I think I would and I don't like . I don't think anybody likes a colonoscopy .
Speaker 2No .
Speaker 1I would rather do that than watch Alabama play sorry , like they did against Florida State , Because today is Saturday in college football ? Yes , you talking about . It was like a colonoscopy on the field .
Speaker 2Yeah , like it was so painful , mm-hmm , mm-hmm .
Speaker 1Like watching that I was like this team .
Alabama Football Disappointments
Speaker 2Yeah , I'd rather be put under for that game .
Speaker 1Yeah , if I'm yeah , maybe I should have got an IV .
Speaker 2Count backwards . Before that game yeah , it was ugly .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , some of the coaches should have got an IV . Put something in there .
Speaker 2Man yeah , give him some Gatorade , give him an energy drink .
Speaker 1Yeah , Everybody looked asleep and just kind of like I guess we scored .
Speaker 2Wake up . Sorry , somebody didn't have their coffee .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Or a colonoscopy , or an energy drink , or a good night's sleep .
Speaker 1Maybe they need Molycon , I don't know , I don't have gas yeah , is the gas bubble causing you to just stand there ?
Speaker 2yeah we have gotten into it , haven't we ? Can you tell how we feel ?
Speaker 1sorry , but I think you can speaking of trash or , um , sorry roll tide . I hope they play better . I'll always be a fan .
Speaker 2Yeah , and I'll always pull for them . Yeah , people are like what are we going to do ? I'm like , well , I'm still going to wake up . I'm not going to go burn my shirts , yeah , but I mean come on , I mean the grand scheme of it .
Speaker 1they've ruined college football and I don't care anymore .
Speaker 2But that's fine , but like , like yeah it's . I don't like it . I'm going to go play over here . They'll pay me better . Well , guess what ? That's not really college football . That's not school football .
Speaker 1No .
Speaker 2School's no longer .
Speaker 1It's the NFL with a band .
Speaker 2Yeah , quit kidding us . Yeah , sorry , oh yeah .
Speaker 1Coming in hot . Speaking of trash , I looked at our trash bill
Trash Bill Outrage
Speaker 1. I guess we'll call it that Waste management . That's , who picks up our trash ?
Speaker 2I think mine's in with the water or something . We're not metro . Oh yeah , so if you , live in Davidson County .
Speaker 1You're metro and your trash is just kind of worked in .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Right . So I looked at our bill the other day and I was like whoa , I was like that's kind of high , because y'all know how trash works Well .
Speaker 2No Comcast or .
Speaker 1Xfinity , you call , you get it down and then , like eight months later you're like oh , it's back up to what it was and plus $30 . That's weird , exactly , and then you're like why is this so expensive ? And they're like well bye .
Speaker 2Whatever ?
Speaker 1They don't care , they do not care , they want your money . And then they say bye-bye , so we looked at it . Should I just say ? Then you want me to just say what it was ?
Speaker 2It doesn't matter . Okay , it's fine .
Speaker 1So when we moved here , this is per quarter .
Speaker 2Okay , per quarter .
Speaker 1I think our trash was $165 .
Speaker 2To pick it up for three months .
Speaker 1For three months . Not crazy , not crazy , but that's recycling yeah , okay .
Speaker 2You know , whatever , that's fine .
Speaker 1And I think it went up to like $185 . Wow Right to like $185 . Wow , right , okay , and then I think it went up to like $205 .
Speaker 2Yeah , and then I think it went up to like $240 . For three months , for three months , $80 a month .
Speaker 1The other day I looked yeah , $337 .
Speaker 2Every three months .
Speaker 1Every three months to pick up our trash . Here's the deal . So we get on there and we start looking at the bill .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1First of all , they didn't go up that much on their rate to pick up the container . Or maybe they went up like $10 on the container or something , but before they went up a crazy amount , they also had a $20 sorting fee . So they're charging us to sort our recycling Also . Don't believe that . Don't believe there's a guy like I got plastic .
Speaker 2Yeah you're not doing it .
Speaker 1So then lately I was like well , what's the big bump ? There was a $49 energy fee , yeah , which I don't know what .
Speaker 2Is that energy drinks for Bob ? Who's doing the sorting ?
Speaker 1I'm running out of energy to put up with this mess so I get on the website . I was like this is garbage . Sorry , I was like we are not doing this anymore , uh-uh . And Robin was like what she was like ? Uh-uh . She was like we can take it to the dump ourselves .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 1So I get on the website , go to the waste management . No , I got on my phone .
Speaker 2I was like I'm going to call them .
Speaker 1I can't wait to talk to these people , oh yeah . So I get on the phone ? No , I didn't get on the phone because there's no phone number .
Speaker 2No .
Speaker 1I looked for 10 minutes , finally got a number , call it and it says for faster service , go to our app , our website , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , goodbye , and just hangs up . So I was like , okay , so we get on the computer . You know you're serious at home when you're like you're not doing it on your phone . You're like , let's go to the computer . Yeah right Big screen . Let's pull it up . Let's really tackle this .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1So we get on there and then we're trying to find it . We're like all right , right there , cancel service , do it ? Yeah . Click on cancel service and it says you're not eligible to cancel service online at this moment , or something like that . I'm like we pay you . Yeah , yeah I can kind of decide what I want ever . I want to cancel right so it says click here and someone will call you to resolve your issue this is the most gaslighting company .
Speaker 1Good night so I don't know who's managing the waste . But yeah , the waste is one problem , the management is another , because nobody called me yesterday . Management is another , because nobody called me yesterday Sorry , I'm going off Nobody called me yesterday . And then I was like , well , what if they just never call ? So we turned off auto pay , I wouldn't pay them . Go to where our payments are .
Speaker 2Yeah . And then we deleted the credit card yeah , delete the payment .
Speaker 1So now they have no payment method . Mm-mm Technically they don't call me back , right , that's on you . So here's where we're at . It's 2025 . And I'm like I'm taking my own trash , which we have like a convenience center , whatever they call them .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1You can recycle . If you want , you can throw away your trash . Right , but I'm like I guess I'm going to Home Depot and buying trash cans .
Speaker 2It's like you live on Route 1 in Alabama . You just throw it in the back of the work pickup . But three , what are we ?
Speaker 1doing , but what got me is like . What gets me is like if I look at a monthly balance . I'm like yeah , when I like quarterly when . I go times four and say that out loud . I'm like you're charging me almost thirteen hundred dollars a year . That's , and I don't even know why they say , take your trash or take to relocate my garbage .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean you're just throwing it in another garbage pile . Yeah .
Speaker 1Which is not the craziest , and I thought Comcast was nuts .
Speaker 2But don't you have like where y'all live here in Williamson County ? You can kind of pick your own company .
Speaker 1You can , but .
Speaker 2Are they all about the same price-wise ?
Speaker 1It made us so angry . We just said like uh-uh . We're taking our own track .
Speaker 2Track I'll take my own track . I'll throw it back in my I don't care .
Speaker 1Yeah , dude , I'm sorry , that's which I don't know the moral to that story is check your bills , because I don't ever look at my bills yeah , because they're all set up auto pay and then notice you're like oh but then you just look and you're like , whoa , what the heck is this ?
Speaker 2is the same way with cable I . I'll say this Rocket Money if you want to sponsor us .
Speaker 1We have Rocket Money too .
Speaker 2I do like that about that app , Just so I can watch . Like , hey , this went up this much . Do you want us to find a better option , or whatever . And honestly , when you set that app up you say I'll pay this much . You kind of get to choose about how much you pay .
Speaker 1Yeah , rocket Money . I think they start you at like $10 a month . And then I did notice . If you go in there , there is a thing that says pay what you think . The minimum you can pay them a month is like $4 or $5 .
Speaker 2I think I pay $9.98 .
Speaker 1I think that's what we do . But they say you pay what you think it's worth .
Speaker 2Yeah , but it has been worth it a couple of times and I can see what's coming .
Speaker 1And they'll cancel for you . Yeah , sometimes they'll charge you a little bit of percentage of it to get your bill lower .
Speaker 2Right , yeah , that's true , but I'll say that whole like there's no number to call . When you found the number , there's no person .
Speaker 1No , you can't do it .
Speaker 2You can't do it , cancel . You called you , did all these things and they're , they're still . I'd be like I'm not paying you . You need to have a way to cancel . You went up this much that that should be illegal .
Speaker 1That is crazy yeah , to go up over and over . It is like I said when we moved here , which was yeah , going blank seven eight yeah , eight years ago to this house it was around $160 a month every three months . Now it's almost $340 . They've doubled in seven years . To pick up garbage .
Speaker 2It's $113 a month to pick up your trash .
Speaker 1And you ever notice , because sometimes you're out of town yeah , you don't need your trash taken out and then other times something comes up and you got like a lot of trash and you don't want to wait , I'm like , why am I not just driving five miles down the road and just throwing it away when I need to ?
Speaker 2Thank goodness , you have that though .
Speaker 1That's true . I don't even know if we have one of those , but you don't have that . But you don't have trash . That's that expensive .
Speaker 2No , we don't .
Speaker 1Which I will say this I've seen their trash trucks and I'm like I guess you're putting all your money in your trucks .
Speaker 2Are they like ?
Speaker 1the Range Rovers , they're like . Well , they all look brand new .
Speaker 2I'm like I don't but it's not . That's crazy pants , it's bonkers . That's crazy pants , it's bonkers .
Speaker 1Yeah , I don't trust any company I can't get in touch with somebody Me neither . Of course I probably couldn't call Rocket Money and talk to us .
Speaker 2Probably couldn't . It's not like somebody .
Speaker 1This is Tina at Rocket Money . How can I help you ?
Speaker 2Isn't that sad , like there's companies and like to get a person . Or sometimes when you get a person , you know no offense , but they might be in another country , but like like they don't know . There's no way for them to really help you on the level you need to be helped , Like they can put it in the system but yeah , I don't know that is .
Speaker 1It is crazy . I'm sorry about that , but , like I'm saying , I would rather have a colonoscopy , that's a tough choice . Do you want to pay that for trash ? Do you want to watch Alabama play Florida State on a replay , or do you want to get a colonoscopy ?
Speaker 2Door number one . Door number two . Let's make a deal .
Speaker 1You know what ? I'm going to keep the $200 in the envelope . Let's do that .
OfferUp Success and Lego Quality
Speaker 2I'm not going with back to the audience seating .
Speaker 1now Pick somebody else you know what ? I don't even want to play this game . Oh my goodness .
Speaker 2Let's not make a deal , let's go back home .
Speaker 1Oh I will say , and maybe we probably talk about the same stuff a lot Did I tell you about the OfferUp Mm-mm .
Speaker 2What is that ?
Speaker 1I'm just plugging people that don't care about us . Yeah , so it's an app to sell stuff , so it's just called OfferUp . It's kind of like Facebook Marketplace .
Speaker 2Okay , but with its own app . But way easier and it's just People show up , yeah .
Speaker 1People have like actually oh , it should be called Show Up , but yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's my offer . You just show up and get it , yeah .
Speaker 1But we actually had people like respond and somebody's coming today to get something and it's like nice , it feels good to sell something that you should have never bought .
Speaker 2Yes , it does yeah .
Speaker 1But yeah , somebody's coming today to get some Legos .
Speaker 2Nice .
Speaker 1Which are like are all the pieces there ? I'm like , yes , they are , yeah , they are .
Speaker 2We counted them with the original booklet .
Speaker 1Trust me , we dusted the thing . I mean like it's yeah , yeah , which , I don't know who picks up Legos , because I like to build them . I want them in the box .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1I can't imagine building something like wait , what bag is this ?
Speaker 2Because you know , Legos is like bag three . Yeah , bag number three .
Speaker 1Imagine just taking everything apart and be like I'm going to build it again .
Speaker 2Good luck with that , yeah .
Speaker 1It's small and it's clear and it's in shag carpet . Everybody look for it . That's what happens with every yeah , there's always one piece . I will say as a company Yep , lego is on it Because you'll buy something and it's 3,721 pieces and you're like it's not here . I look it's not here and then you will be so mad for hours and look and search and then somebody will be like , oh , I used the wrong piece on this , it's right here . How did they do that ?
Speaker 2Their quality control . They are not like your trash company . Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1Cars will send you know , ford will do something like sorry , we forgot the transmission Lego's , like you know .
Speaker 2We forgot a major hose in the thing . That's why it's catching on fire . Let's just recall 800,000 of them .
Speaker 1Have you ever seen a recall on a Lego set ?
Speaker 2No , it doesn't happen . Uh-uh , mm-mm .
Speaker 1Those people , man , that's management . Yeah , can they be in charge of waste ? God , sorry , and the bill ? I'll say this the bill would always come through , sorry . Back to the waste management . It would be like they changed it to like WM .
Speaker 2Oh , it's that company . Yeah , the green and orange .
Speaker 1It's green and yellow , isn't ?
Speaker 2it . I don't know , but now I got it out for him . You wait till I see the next truck .
Speaker 1Next time I see your truck , I'm not paying .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1So Robin would be like oh , I thought it was like a Walmart transaction .
Speaker 2Because just WM popped up .
Speaker 1What'd you buy at Walmart for $7,000 ?
Speaker 2Oh , it was garbage disposal oh my gosh Literally yeah . Anyways moral of the story Check your bills . Check your bills .
Speaker 1Check your bills . If you don't have rocket money , check your bills . And if you do have rocket money , check that bill .
Speaker 2Check that bill , check all
Pre-Colonoscopy Anxiety and Movies
Speaker 2the bills , oh my goodness . Well , enjoy your football or whatever you're doing today , on Saturday .
Speaker 1Yeah , I say we're just going to release this today .
Speaker 2Yeah , let's release it today Because it's Saturday . Yeah , and hopefully by the time you listen to this , I'll be out of my colonoscopy .
Speaker 1Good luck with that .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'm really . It's like the no whammies . I'm going no polyps , no polyps , no polyps . Stop . I don't want to do it again in five years . But you know , hey , god bless . Whatever it is , what it is .
Speaker 1What you need to do is sorry , you should totally do this Get like a Chick-fil-A bag and like an empty Chick-fil-A cup or something , and then , just when you walk , in there pretend you're chewing like bagging your hand hand kind of crumpled in there .
Speaker 2Let us finish these chicken minis and the baby hash browns .
Speaker 1Pretend you're slurping on like a Coke and just like when are we doing IV ? Is that now ? Can I finish this ?
Speaker 2They would lose their minds . Yeah , you know how you have to go through all your supplements . So some nurse calls you . It's kind of interesting . I know I'm going back in here for a hot minute before we end , but yeah , anywho yeah . Yeah , keep moving . That's what I'm going to be doing tomorrow when I'm prepping Anywho .
Speaker 1That's what the colonoscopy said .
Speaker 2Oh , my goodness . So like some nurse calls you and they say they're with Vanderbilt or St Thomas or wherever it is , you're doing it , but you're like I'm just giving you information on the phone and how many milligrams of citrus sale do you take ? I don't know , I'm going to call it 600 .
Speaker 1Let me go get the bottle .
Speaker 2Yeah , and then it's like you know , and I'm like well , and I don't take many prescriptions at all I think I take . Take one thing , but I take a lot of supplements .
Speaker 1Are y'all looking for vitamin D ? I mean what ?
Speaker 2are we doing Exactly , and then you have to end those . You have to pause on any supplements four or five days before , but they want to know what , I don't know residue , I have no idea . We found some extra vitamin D on the inside of your colon , I don't know . But then you have to eat this diet , which is totally different than the way I eat . I mean , it's great , you know , white bread , white pasta , but like you can't eat tomato peels , you can't eat certain fruits , you know .
Speaker 1Yeah . I don't know , I'm just ready for it to be over Can somebody just put Dennis Quaid in a little spaceship and inject him into me .
Speaker 2Oh , it was actually Martin Short who went . Martin Short was the guy that .
Speaker 1Dennis Quaid went .
Speaker 2First .
Speaker 1Yeah , he was shrunk down first . The movie's called Inner Space . Oh my God , totally cheesy late 80s .
Speaker 2I think we've talked about it before . Meg Ryan , it's great . Oh yeah , and she was married to Dennis Quaid , great flick .
Speaker 1Yeah , but yeah , dennis Quaid should just check it out . Yeah , is there some vitamin D in there , no polyps .
Speaker 2Right , I don't know , I don't have to drink weird Gatorade . I know you look fantastic for a couple of days because you've lost a good bit of weight .
Speaker 1You know liquid diet and all so like you know , and I'm not asking for a miracle , but can .
Speaker 2I say it's 2025 .
Speaker 1All the technology we have and we're still doing Roto-Rooter .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Like , that's still our like . Well , get on the well . I guess you're on the table , nobody knows , because you're .
Speaker 2You're turned on your side .
Speaker 1You're unconscious .
Speaker 2And they've got a lot of tubing and like first of all , yeah , I remember , and I'm one of those people that when I get waste management , it's probably cheaper what are they ?
Speaker 1than a colonoscopy . I could get a colonoscopy every quarter instead of just getting my trash .
Speaker 2Sorry , I'm just saying yes , yes , I'm one of those people , though when I get put under , I'm like don't get chatty , don't get chatty oh , I get chatty . I don't know what I say and I remember the last one I had . I knew sort of what I said before I went out . I was like it sure is bright in here not anymore . I love when they count backwards I'm always like you know what it's gonna . It's gonna take more for me . I like try to outdo it like stay awake , what ?
Speaker 1is that and that weird like ?
Speaker 2I'm gonna beat the system . It's anesthesia .
Speaker 1You're gonna lose anesthesia one amy zero everybody tries to be tough , like I'm good with drugs , like what hey ?
Speaker 2quit flexing on that . What are you doing , yeah ?
Speaker 1but , oh my goodness , I don't get it here we go .
Speaker 2So yeah , but well , good luck moon river stay awake , I guess I don't know .
Speaker 1No , I'm just kidding it's just the whole yeah . And then every time you come to the nurse will kind of like you doing better and you're like what happened ?
Speaker 2Where am I ? Why am I in a different room ? Where's my glasses ?
Speaker 1at who are you and who's picking up my garbage , Anyway . Well , good luck with the colonoscopy .
Speaker 2Roto-rooter Sorry .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Well , maybe you get to drink Gatorade when you wake up .
Speaker 2Yeah , or something else , probably coffee .
Speaker 1Anyway , well , good luck with it . Thank you .
Speaker 2Yeah , good luck with the garbage .
Speaker 1And good luck Alabama . Yeah , At least we're playing the Warhawks .
Speaker 2Is that what they are ? Louisiana ?
Speaker 1Monroe , if we lose to the Warhawks , which Saban did his first year .
Speaker 2Saban did he talks about it , yeah . So anything can happen Anything .
Speaker 1I hope something does .
Speaker 2Yeah , could anything happen .
Speaker 1Yeah , a lot of touchdowns better happen for one team A lot . Y'all have a good one .
Speaker 2All right , have a good one , thank you .
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