Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Adventures of Des and Cort
F*ckalanche
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This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're introducing a brand new word to the English language... and if you've lived long enough, you've probably experienced one.
F*ckalanche.
You'll know it when you hear it. 😂
Our Hot Flashes kick things off with neighborhood nuisances.
Des is officially over the dogs that bark at absolutely everything. You know the ones. You're just trying to sit outside, embrace your grandma era, water your flowers, work on your latest hobby, and suddenly you're starring in a nonstop canine concert. If your dog is announcing every leaf that blows by, respectfully... we'd like to file a complaint. 🐶
Meanwhile, Cort is battling a far more modern crisis. There is ONE notification on her Facebook Messenger that refuses to disappear. She's clicked everything. She's searched everywhere. She's accepted defeat. Is this just elder millennial life now? Because if one little red notification is staring at us all day, our nervous systems cannot relax.
Des also recaps an outdoor concert in 105-degree heat where everyone was packed together so tightly it felt approximately 147 degrees. Then, just when she thought it couldn't get worse, a teenage girl casually spitting into the packed lawn seating area... dangerously close to her husbands hand. Between the heat, the crowds, and the complete lack of spatial awareness, she was one body temperature away from becoming the headline.
Then Cort asks an important driving question...
If you're in the fast lane on the interstate, surrounded by traffic, are you controlling your speed with the gas pedal... or are you repeatedly setting and resetting your cruise control?
Because whoever keeps using cruise control in heavy traffic has unknowingly been testing her emotional stability for years. She stayed quiet... but internally? There was a full-blown F*ckalanche.
As always, we wander into random side quests, overshare a little too much, laugh at ourselves, and somehow invent vocabulary along the way.
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