[intro music] Hello listeners and welcome to the very first episode of the table first podcast. My name is Justin and I will be your star Lord for this original star Finder campaign playing with me here at the table today we have,
:Hi, my name's Allie and I will be playing quit the[inaudible]. I am calling her and I'll be playing Powell, the Shinta envoy. My Name is Colin and I'll be playing Kobach the vest can misty care. My name is Jay d and I'll be playing captain Eustace Koreana the matter requires the Lariat.
Speaker 1:I am very excited for tonight's game because we've been playing a bunch of practice games and star finder to get us used to the rule set and the mechanics, which we're still gonna need some reminders about. But tonight I'm really excited because when you're writing these one shots, it's tough for me cause I have a lot of cool ideas and I'm like, oh no, that was a good idea. Oh Shit. But I want to say that for when we're actually recording. So I have to come up with worse ideas than what I originally come up with. Does that make any sense?
:Yeah, so you've been getting the shitty ideas so far and now you're getting the real good ones. Honestly, I didn't want to say anything but I could feel that you could feel that he was half assed. Feel like Justin's best. I would say stale.
Speaker 1:We are going to begin. We're picking up one week after session zero. We are going to begin our journey of journeys aboard Absalom station.
:The fuck that station Shit. Okay. Strong responses. The shining jewel of the pact world system. It is a basically a floating Manhattan. All the races commingle here and some of them you know don't like each other. There's some tension there today we find ourselves in the very popular karaoke bar known as dovetails. Woo. Thank you. There are neon lights going. Someone is singing in the background. The cardigans love fool and is not very good rendition. The waitresses are all Ooh, soggy and it was soggy in our setting of star finder. They are the best thing that they are very delicious. They are rabbit people. Think a Jazz Jack Rabbit or who? Soggy Yojimbo from the comics. So it is the lunch hour at dovetails.
Speaker 1:Really the soggy that are waitressing here. They are scantily clad and the businessmen, they just absolutely love it. And you are also here to do business. You are here to meet your forever contact, desire dock. He said that he has a job for you. He knows that[inaudible] is looking to make a name for himself and the new crew of his ship, the terrapin and he's kind of late. Zahra duck is not here yet. We have Paul. How do you know that you are at dovetails?
Pawl:Well I've been here before.
Kobok:It is good to look at the delicious who soggy and uh, to to Canada as a drink with them as equals. Imagine that
Pawl:I do have a question, and Quib, please don't take this the wrong way.
Quib:Oh, you already know I will.
Pawl:That's fair, living is learning. I know when someone from my species is scantily clad, you know, just like cultural customs... when it comes to Usagi, I am a touch confused.
Quib:Okay.
Pawl:Cause... I think it's a fur situation, or...? I--mm--I respect it, I mean we all, we all make the--I'm just confused as to what a scantily clad Usagi--what's happening there.
Kobok:Ugh.
Qriana:I'ma--I'm a drop on--jump on board with Pawl here. Maraquoi, you know, we have fur, but we also have bits of skin showing too, it's not all fur. So you kind of, have a better judge of, what is, uh... what's decent.
Pawl:I feel like this has turned into asking Quib what she looks like naked, and I'm not comfortable with that amount of questioning.
Qriana:Well, I don't--
:[laughs]
Qriana:Yeah, I'd rather not... debase her...
Kobok:Feel--Feel free to answer...
Pawl:Cause you wear clothes.
Quib:Yeah bitch, I wear them well.
Qriana:Yes you do, we're not meaning to debase you here.
Quib:[sarcastic] Oh no, we ain't tryin' to be insulting to you, just like, all of your people. Like, okay.
Pawl:Mine was a harmless inquiry...
Quib:Are you just--so you're just like trying to say like, I don't see what the point is because you have fur?
Pawl:I would love a drink.
Kobok:I would also like a weak drink from this establishment.
:You call one of the servers over and she says, yeah, like what can I do for you?
Pawl:Hi there, what's your name? My name's Pawl.
:Well, it's nice to meet you, Paul. My Name's sweetie. Love it, that's so weird, I was going to call you sweetie, but then I didn't want to just, sort of like, label you, and you know--? Well if you had, you would have labeled me my name. That's--how odd. We would love... Quib, what would, what would you like? Oh, Quib.
Quib:Oh, hi Sweetie.
:I know--I know what you want, I'll bring, I'll bring it right away. And the other three of you...?
Kobok:Whatever your strongest drink is, I would like a gallon of it. Please.
:A gallon.
Kobok:Yes.
:I think we can do that. And You sir,
Speaker 4:I'll, uh, I'll just have what, uh, Quib here is havin'.
Pawl:I would also like what Quib is having.[whispering] and if you could just, if you could just take this little flask, and if you could just fill it up with--like literally anything? If you have like, diluted cleaner or something, and then just sneak it back, like I don't need them to know, but just...
:Yeah, I can totally do that. If you could just take this empty hand in, fill it up with some credits.
Pawl:Oh...
:you know, whatever kind of color you have, as long as they're legal currency here in the pack world,[whispering] Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie...[laughs]
Kobok:Pawl. You must pay her.
:[whispering] I just--I did--I didn't, I'm so sorry... What? There's no need to apologize. I'm just saying like, if you want to do a favor, you do me a favor. Let's help each other out please,[whispering] Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie... So Shantelle Shantelle the center. Dude,
Pawl:I told you my name, it's Pawl.
Kobok:Pawl.
:Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. I quit. Was sitting there and that's all I can think about. That's so--she's just glamorous. Um... I'll say, Sweetie...
Quib:Thank you.
Pawl:How about, you just, you just do this for me now, and then you'll have one Pawl favor, redeemable at anytime.
:Pawl, what the fuck are you bugging my friend here for? I mean, I'd rather have a quip famous
Kobok:Just pay the tasty morsel, so she can bring you your toilet cleaner.
:Why thank you, that's the sweetest thing anyone's said to Sweetie all day here.
Kobok:Ugh.
Quib:Don't let him get too close to you, though.
:sweetie. Just you take this and Paul hands her one of his little packets of hyper leaf. Wow. Oh, oh. And she like puts it away. Okay. Yeah. Where's that flask? It's right. It's right here. I'll be right back with everyone's drinks. And then she winks at Paul Pankey. Suede. You're welcome Paul.
Speaker 3:She walks away.
Kobok:She seemed nice.
:Paul, what did you just give her the selectors out then? I just had a conversation.
Kobok:You're buying
:Paul role, sleight of hand retroactively and Crianza roll a perception if you want to perceive him doing this. He are we going to say the results right after he rolls his 13 Paul got 12. Paul got a 12. So Kiana did see you do that. What's that hyper leaf that you,
Speaker 3:Sandra[inaudible]
:got a crayon. I am so sorry. Um, I don't, how do you say it? Hopper leaf. Yeah. Yeah. No. What your did. I merely handed that lovely young sweetie. Her a Napkin with my phone number on it.
Kobok:Horrible Liar.
:I'm an amazing, but I'm not lying right now, Paula. Yeah. I hate to break it to you, but you're not a good liar with us. We kind of say true most of yes. And also we saw you do that does now. Yeah. Yeah. We were all sitting at the same table. That's why I wanted a booth one where at
Kobok:the old boots
:I wanted what kind of do a booth where I come from is like up in secluded and you have at minimum two people just standing there waiting.
Kobok:It's also need support. Right.
:We had a booth. Okay. I wanted a booth. It's a hard out here lately for me. And I bartered your farmer. You barter, you pay for everything. You just said bought her too. But here's some cards and then everyone's just great. So then it shows up my ass. Oh carrots. Okay. I didn't know what he said. Quit. You notice that? Not Too far away. There's a circular table in the middle. It's one of the only non booths in the entire place. Pigs, they exist. The table was taken when you guys were seated. That's why you couldn't get it. And only now has it caught your attention. Quip that there are four goblins sitting at this table, which is odd because goblins don't usually patron at dovetails and yet here they are. And one of them seems to keep glancing over at you. Hey, I'll uh, I'll see those goblins over there. Yeah. Yes.
Kobok:I have never seen a Coplin.
:Okay. We'll look right in the table in the middle there. You'll see some captains are nasty buggers.
Speaker 3:Say That's a generalization.
:I've had some bad runs, a lot of bad run ins with goblets. Your anecdotal experiences.
Speaker 1:I have never had a good experience with the Gaba. I will tell you that.
:Well then you've never met one in the right bar at the right time. I have spent a lot of time trying to keep goblins out of this area, so I don't think I'm gonna have a problem here. It's just what I'm saying. Is he looking at you weird or, and if you guys listen closely enough, you can hear them whispering to each other. Right, right, right here. I don't know. Pretty sure hurt. And then glancing over at quip,
Kobok:they do not look very sanitary.
:No. But for though those goblins is looking at me though, queer, maybe me. Lot of feelings. Good feelings. Is it a compliment or not? Good feeling. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay.
:It's never a compliment from a Goblin. I can, you have just need to broaden that said, I feel like I've traveled lot smarter than you have. Sad. I feel like a lot of assumptions are being made.
Kobok:I have read about them extensively, but I don't see them as being a problem.
:Let's just say, excuse me, goblins. Fuck. Hi. I'm Paul. All four of them looking your direction. They look at each other like, oh, oh crap. I think he's looking at us. Oh No, come here. One of them speaks up. Yes. One, you have an amazing singing voice. I can just tail to come on over pool. Well, you can't put join our booth. I'd rather not. Oh, come now.
Kobok:He declined.
:We're just, we're an even number and you can't play a croc cock. If you have an even number and you can see that one of the goblins is pushing the one you're talking to you and let you know. I don't really tell him like, come on, go on, do it. Do it. I kind of want to hide before he comes over here. Can I just stealth role? Yeah, absolutely. Allie. The nine 11 God damn. Where do you want to hide? Under the table. Just fled and against the back of the booth and slides slowly undo the chains. And so this a Goblin comes over and he says, Hey, I thought you were saying you weren't even number are Fred went to the bathroom now. Wow. Good. And he turns back towards his friends and he motions towards the bathroom and they get up from their chairs and they start to move in that direction. Okay. I'm gonna Click draw up my sleeves and wrap them up with Oh my God. Okay. Oh cause he's close to our booth, right? Yeah. So use is going to have the WIP wrap around him real quick while his friends run off to the bathroom.
Speaker 3:Okay. Give me an attack role.
:It's not my intention, but I love it.
Kobok:You're such a troublemaker.
:17 oh yeah, you have him. We were just having a friendly chat. What? What is this crowd? What the h face to face? Right up in his grill. Like we're right up in front of these Mikes, sir. I'm so sorry. Less than hair. Yes. Gum crayon. I've done nothing. Your piping up my friend. What friend? I don't cotton to people both and my friends. I didn't bother anyone. I just came over here because y'all friends asked me to come over here. Not locked one. Which red it will know which one I'm petrified of him.
Kobok:Lizardman?!
:I would look at him.
Kobok:That's very strong words from someone who looks as if they don't live anywhere.
Speaker 3:13 for what?
:For intimidation. What do you want from me? What do you want? Why were you looking at my friend? All right. Out of 10 my name is Greek.
Kobok:Ugh, a story.
:Ever heard of it?
Kobok:Of course not. Continue.
:My brother is none other than Paul. The great and terrible have go,
Kobok:What is a Porgo?
:that is the name of my brother. You. Oh, I learn names or just guttural sounds and your furball friend decided to cut his head off some three weeks ago. Three weeks ago we were, oh,
Kobok:I am so sorry for your loss, you unclean little thing.
:We are here for retribution. We will have vengeance. We will see your friend's head removed from her load. Somebody. Could we get the drinks purse? Yeah. Actually at that time, sweetie does come over and she's like, hey guys, got all your drinks for you. Quibble. That's what you asked for and a you Paul, and she slips you the the flask again. Thank you silver. You're very welcome. And here are yours. And is this guy going to join you?
Kobok:No, he is not joining us.
:Okay. All right. Anything else? You just let me know and only do you have sweetie. What? Just all they do half of what and she winks at than pelvics back and they just look at each other for a few seconds. Too Long. Way Too long, too long, and just stared. She finally breaks the gaze. She turns around and thinks about looking back and it just starts walking. Poly got weird mannerisms`with weights. Restless clip just reaches up from underneath the table and grass right there. Thanks
Speaker 3:[inaudible] can't find it. Just like poop.
:What the hell are you ignoring me far,
Speaker 1:Brianna, you made this best.
Kobok:Oh yes, the garbage person.
:bursts out of your lip. And he says
Speaker 3:over here on me, on me
Speaker 1:and the other goblins rush over everybody. Roll initiative.
:I got to 12 I got seven. Quinn, what'd you get? Three we'll go, let's say three. Allie rolled to to quit enrolled at three and I rolled a one. Jd doesn't get to play but I have a, I have a plus one on on deck. So you get a two, two or the goblins rolled low and I was worried but now you guys also rolled Laurel's at 14 altogether or your old to 14 you said 12 I tend to know about the plus two. I'm sorry Paul, your first, what would you like to do? Just to clarify. Crayon has the one still wrapped up or he has broken free. Has Broken free of Lee's Hilarion whip. I feel like goblins don't like fire. So I'm going to test, I'm going too far so I'm going to test that theory and shoot the one, not the one that's closest to us are going to shoot a different one.
Speaker 1:Okay. This is the first time we've had a board like this, uh, to to do so. If you shoot while he is adjacent to you, that's going to provoke an attack of opportunity from him cause he's going to see you shooting and he's going to attack it. You, if you try to move away from him, that's going to provoke an attack and he's going to get a free attack
:because he's so close no matter what clothes. Yeah. Well in that case I'm gonna cast days at him. Try throw him off his game. What does days do a, it's an at will spell lack ability and it tasted them. One standard action one round a we'll save negates this spell short circuits the mind of a humanoid creature with a CR of three or lower so that it is dazed, unable to take actions but taking no penalty to Ac humanoids or sea of cr four or higher or not effected after creature has been dazed by the spell. It is immune to it for one minute. So on his next turn he will not be able to take any actions. He will only be able to move and nothing else. Right? What's a CR level? See our level is challenge rating. So it's how tough the monster is. Oh, so he needs to roll a 15 to this goblin needs to make a 15 to avoid your days. And he did it. He has not dazed. He looks at you and he says VR magic cannot affect me. It's actually telepathy, but thank you. Well that's fine. Apparently my mind is too strong for you. That must be, it has nothing to do with the shot I just took equip. It is your turn. That was the guy that was writing fantasy to that too, right? Yeah.`I was attempting to help them fail. So Clovis is still under the table, so I think, oh, I'm going to attack with my knife. Come on at the table. A Nice Guy, she doesn't get sneak attack because it's a trailer clicking on cut because it's called trick attack. That's why she doesn't get sneak attack. So you can do the trick attack, but you need to roll. Still intimidate or bluff. I might enroll stealth. Well I got it. Oh you know for sure. Yeah, because I just wrote a 14 and I have plus 11 oh shit. Yeah. You guys a 25 good enough, you are going to get that extra d for damage. Now go ahead and make the attack role. Okay. Okay, so seven plus four, so 11 you come out from under the table and you swipe it his leg and he sees him just at the last moment and he takes his leg out of the way and he says, Ah yes, I know you were here the whole time. You bloody quip. Well if you knew, why didn't you do nothing about it when it is my turn, I shall wait. What did she use her name as an insult? I still say that time that did sound like you were trying to insult her with her own name. I do not care if I'm insulting how she has my enemy's trying to kill me. She's really rude. Brother was acting out okay. It just wasn't thought out who's already very these tablets and smart y'all for all that whisper and you really didn't play on so much. I will do something about it right now. And he takes out a little short sword and he brings it down towards quip and she easily dodges out of the way. And you see that his other buddies are starting to move up. Oh, they move quickly in the bar. Like bars aren't that pig.
Speaker 1:What does it, each square is five square feet
:and a, all three of them are going to take shots at you guys. Uh, one's going to take a shot at Paul gas, he's going to get it and that one's gonna take a shot at Crianza. He is going to miss another one's going to take a shot at Kobach and he will get it. So Paul, you take three points of damage and Kobach you take three points of damage, Paul, you don't even see them coming and all of a sudden a hot flash hits you in the back of your shoulder. Kobach you'll see them in as soon as you look over to the right to see where that bolt of laser came from. One hits you from the left shoulder, go back. It is your turn go like stands up and some of his staff to his hands and he's going to hit them with a telekinetic projecto using a chair nearby.
Speaker 1:Telekinetic projectiles are very in the season
:I w w well yeah, go team. Which Goblin or you're aiming that chair out of the one that's closest to me. So I'll be the one right there in front of quip, in front of Greek. Grieger Greek. Are you uh, reach out with your mind through your, you feel your mind hands grab this chair and toss it at Gregor and it hits him upside the head. Ah, and the chairs are almost as big as he is. So it kind of like your brother bitch kind of jostled me a little bit and a roll a d six for me and they've been pretty mature tree that does three points of damage to Greek are flung him. Oh, you could have, if you, if you had hit him a little bit harder and he's like, ah, Jesus, how's your shoulder? Never been better.
Speaker 1:And finally it is useless. Crianza is turn.
:We're kind of in a corner right now. If any of us moved, that provokes an attack of opportunity. You guys are the one that called him over and then tie them up with a rope and gotten real close. Yeah. Which one of us tied him up with a laser rooms called him over and it was a dope move. That was a mode and it taught me who really has my fucking bedroom. Did you see the moon from under the table? Quip. You abandoned us and this is all your fault. I'm not feeling heard. You murdered this garbage beings, brother Kobach. That was on a dare from you, right? He was killing me. Sal Gays and you were like, we'll do something about it. And they quit. It was like I and then she did and now we're here soggy.
Speaker 1:Okay. See that's like, so not necessarily right now it's just like so and appropriately.
:Obviously you people have a lot of problems, so if you want to talk about them outside and out and kill your friend, that would be just fine. Hold on. I have to drink. Yes. This is just going to whip him in the face of the go. Who it nice natural night. Tay Natural 19 that's going to do it right there. Go ahead and roll that damage for me. All right. That's a one d six plus two bar plus two six. All right, you were going to kill Greg[inaudible]. Describe his death to me. Wow. So the WIP wraps around his neck and I pull it back to, to pull back the width for another shot, but instead it pops it head off.
Speaker 1:Nice and and
:family. So I just go straight into the air and then we're right back. Now Bloody Goblin guts. Get into all of your drinks club half that. Hey Sweetie, do you have a bucket or a mop or jumping sweetie into this? We've got three more of these bastards just later. Okay. Hud, besides sweeties on stage, we still have three rushing towards the can move 30 so I'm gonna come right on up to that nice good moves stuff and you can see that the other three, now that Grigory has gone down, they're like, ah, I'm looking at each other like they're unsure of what to do. And one of the, finally one of them says, we must do it for pork. Oh yes. Paul got a park on Ash Ashfall park on and fuckery Gar. Let's kill them before they get to scale. True Crayon has turned his yeah is over and we are back to Paul. Paul, you have no one in your way now you can shoot as you please. Wicked. I have a question. There's two handed guns is bad. So if you want to shoot two guns, that's called a full action, you will not be able to move and you will have to take a negative four two both shots, negative four two your attack role. And that's because he doesn't have dual wield as an ability. Well there's a feet you can do that takes that penalty down to negative three and then I get plus sticks. Geraghty that because it's guns. Yes. Okay. Yeah. I want a to Paul's gonna draw both guns, which is a laser pistol and then meet neatly and he is going to shoot the one in the middle. There's like a line of three and I want to shoot the one in the middle is my first one is 11 that's gonna hit unnatural 20.
Speaker 1:Oh, which one is the natural? Yeah, 20 from. Is that the laser or the needler? I think laser because I really think goblins hate fire. That sounds,
:that sounds right. Sounds right. Yeah, let's, let's figure it out. Okay, so neatly damage first six male. The way that we're going to do crit damage at our table is you are going to roll the damage twice. So for the laser pistol damage role that twice, seven to six and seven 13 altogether this guy's going to fucking die. Uh, so describe to me how this happens since the needler fired first a needle went in each eye, then he went down with the kneeler and then from across the room I picked out a flask, like flip the top off and as I was taking this week, just like[inaudible] and sorta did like buttons and it, now you have some mass close at least like that.
Speaker 1:You've all of a sudden become doc holiday
:if role in that. I got two guns. One party to, yes. If you rolled in that 20 you get a one liner. Yeah. Okay. After Paul is quip, wait, what are my rules about moving? Could you F six squares? She can do eight squares. Oh cause she's faster. That makes sense. Those two are dead. Wait, did you do something or you need to just move there you I didn't do anything for to go. Okay. Then I would like to use my laser rifle and shoot the guy who is a farthest to the right. Okay. Did we get an answer on fire v Goblin? Well, he died so he died, so we just so far affected. That's what we know. They definitely don't love it. It doesn't heal them. We know that a Sre role at day 20 yeah. 10 plus four oh yeah. That's going to hit an eye roll. That damage for me. Hold back the car a little bit. This is the first time I've ever rolled a d my like saying, oh, what's it going to be? That's pretty good. Yeah. Plus it's an f. It says one d eight f. What does that mean? Fire damage. Okay. Quip pulls out her asthma laser rifle, not a pistol plus four that's on the attack. This is Meditech. My mistake. I'm so sorry. Oh my God. I just had murdered. Do you? That's also as first time. Wow. I'm part Asian. I understand numbers. I did not know this one. Explanation may secrets. So many things are coming out in this first episode of the table. Verse podcast. Why would you ever want to miss a single episode in Your Life? So many more secrets to calm, like what's the rest of her ethnicity?
Speaker 1:Ooh, quip. Get gets up from out from under the table. Finally, she stands up and she takes it from off her back, her asthma at the laser rifle and she aims right down the sites at this other pathetic Goblin and she fired him. Does a heavy dose of damage to him.
:God, you can see a lot of his armor falls off and even drops his sword and he looks very worse for wear. Yeah, I will see you dad for that crib. You didn't kill him though. Oh, thank you. This fire work like it does in the Pokemon video games where there's a chance that it could bet they could like be burning every turn that they could be burning every term extended. Some weapons they do affects when you get a crit, so some guns not to fire damage. Yes. When you do a critical it will set them ablaze and they will start burning.
Speaker 1:Justin and I both play a lot of the folk them on video game.
:That was my confusion. Those are great. Why? You're like, oh chemo talk shit. These two goblins are ready to take the revenge. This one is going to charge up to quip and he's going to say, Paul Paul Golf. I don't get an attack of opportunity. No you do not. Well you also have your two pistols out and you do not take attack of opportunities with pistols out. It's only with ranged weapons only with melee weapons. I need it fought park and he swipes at you and you easily dodge out of the way again, you are so smooth like that. Other one sees chorionic coming up on him and he says, I will avenge my brother's and he will not this day. He also misses blasted really working out for you. I felt fella, I should have practiced more in the gym but like really though like is all ya'll related or what? Like what is happening here? Like you brothers brothers or like you just mean like we're all friends. I was wondering, I assume it's how all it was soggy. I related. Okay. See that as just another example of like a microaggression. We're not twins turn Kobach stands up, spins his staff around as a glows. You focuses on the Goblin closest to quip and he uses psycho kinetic hand to grab him and throw him back to the wall. 15 feet. Oh Shit. Yeah. I hope he gets impeached. Psycho kinetic hand. Yeah. That's someone with hand in hand. I, yeah, it's a, it's an at will. I believe you can only lift, lift something that is about five pounds, so that is not, I thought that was the, let's take a look. I'd like to challenge you. Point your finger at the target object. Gain the ability to lift it and move it. It will from a distance as a move. Action. Target one on attune unattended object of no more than 10 pounds. How much could a Goblin way? I think more than 10 pounds. Fine. Then I'm going to do a mind thrust. Okay. I still twist the staff in a cool way. Reach out in a shuck his mind with the mind to those role that attack 12 plus whatever that is my line at 12 whatever is going to hit him and he will definitely die. So let me know, uh, how he dies. He stumbles back, he grabs the sides of his cranium and he has a huge aneurysm. Delight vanishes from his eyes and he falls to the ground. So, so we don't see anything on the exterior. It's all interior. The back of his head blows out. That's cool too. Well now we're sharper. Before I was, I wasn't right when you thought that I was all was going to happen. The back of his head, sweetie hon. I just pet him out. Kobach looks at him and says, think again. Oh my thrust.
Speaker 1:And the remaining Goblin says
:he can't even hear you. That's, that's insult to injury. Do you want the piece of this too? Well it is crayons, turn and Kiana, you are right in front of that Goblin. What would you like to do? Wrap them up in the whip if it ain't broke, you wrap him up real good. Lunch we go. I don't feel like it. And that effectively since you have a mobilized him, I assume you're not going to kill him. I mean that's up to my friends here. That ends the combat. So everyone is able to move about freely. Now what is my drink? It's got a little bit of blood guts in it. Yeah. Yeah. You just kind of like waves over and like ask someone to like bring him a drink while he's holding this guy. I'll be right over. Yeah, we all dust diseases.
Speaker 1:Oops. Oops.
:Let me go. You can found it creature now. I Dunno. A lot of big words. Confounded sounds like an insult. It means ugly where I come from. So that's definitely, and then so that's included. I'm not trying to Kobach to you on tape. Do we have, I don't think it's worth. Okay. Take out the trash. Quiet. This is your call. I would like to be kill them or not. Their choice. Of course she would see me. Dance. Sounds good. So, uh, when we know why you're here, as soon as she says yes, let's kill them. Use this, pulls out his pistol and just holds it right to the guys. Hadn't we'll assume one piece. Snap a photo in front of the government that I killed from my dad. I got it. Yeah. Like we take a break. Like I hang up the guy by, by the way, over like on one of the, uh, the chandelier's I got the head that rolled away. I'm just like sat on top of his body, crouched down and give the piece on.[ inaudible]
Speaker 1:what would you guys like to do? You have all these dead Goblin bodies in front of you
:do this. So food here? Yeah, they have some food here. I think I would like some food. They got some nice carrot cake. Can we pilfer I'm gonna. I want to sweeten. We pop. Absolutely. Pilfer I was not going to say that that was a possibility, but we're definitely a pillar. I call the one that I killed does totally mine. Oh, they're not called the one that Iq I killed. Two of them will tell Pete, take the headless one and I'll take the one that I'm holding with the whip. I'm keeping the head. That's fair. You already have his brother's head. What color are their eyes? Their eyes are all red. Yeah, I definitely pull out the ass. How many eyes are you taking? Well, one I needled, which was a mistake.
Speaker 1:Yes.
:Hindsight. So just one. Unless y'all want the eyes that you have. No, no, I, we have our own. Wait, are you keeping the, the one I that you needled? So it's like on a like a toothpick almost kind of. No, I need like a whole eyes. Oh, okay. Each of these goblins have a tattered flight suit, which is their little shitty armor that they were cheap. They have a what looks to you to be a a a short sword. It's called a dog slicer. They each have one of these and each of them has an unstable junk laser with one battery.
Speaker 3:I suppose I should take a flight suit. I just
:be lonely person that can fit into these flight suits. It would be quipped. Oh, perfect. Great. Cause this, I mean, this is a look. Perhaps I can bring them on as a scarf. Oh, how fun. They're very dingy and yellow tinted by gross. Tweeted back. You can have it. I'm can't cheer. Kutcher kept cheer. The hell is that. It's when something is handmade. Oh, code couture. Oh, is that where we want to go? I'm, I'm just a few moments ago, quit. Good. Cuco back. What was it called in the founding? Confounded. Can we just get a quick check? I confounded while we all know word. Um, yes. I was playing a character. Oh, and the character of course initiative. That word. Pardon me. Now who's confined? I'm playing a lot of characters, so we get a lot different where have a lot of hats, right?
Speaker 3:So we all agree. I get seven red eyeballs.
:Yeah. Thank you. Just then czar doc, you're Shirin middleman comes and goes. What happened in here? What have you been taking care of some business. This is your business. Yeah, it is. I had a meeting before that went a little late. You double booked us? No, it just went a little over and now I'm here to meet with you guys and now there's all these dead goblins in the place. You know it's unprofessionalism like this, which is why I got myself my own ships so we can get out of this. I came here to talk about a jab. Obviously if you guys don't want the job that they want the job, I'm look, oh, we're going to do with any way. Come on. I might cause, but quip and I, you have bad credit. You meet work. What sort of what you have with your parents.
Speaker 3:Let's not poo poo living with your parents too hot.
:Not Too. The more she shish[inaudible] apparently pick encore block day. So far today I've heard you say I need work. Just in general. You've called quip low rent and food. I never caught a[inaudible] would have credit. I wager is bad. Making assumptions joke's on you. I ain't got no credit gave you bad have you ain't got none. That's true. That's worse than having bad credit. So I was wrong. What exactly is credit? I know what credits are, but what is credit? Credit is when someone wants to lend you money. So if I go, if I need some money, I want to buy a new fancy star ship or I want to start a business, I might go to the triple star syndicate. Well I wouldn't go to them cause they're all crooks. But I might go to somebody and be like, Hey, let me have a line of credit with you. And uh, you know, he, we would honor that and I would pay that at some later date. Why don't you just use your money? We'll see. See what I'm saying? You don't have money right now. But I'm saying that borrowing from the future. Exactly. Should they back their leaders your own money. You need collateral. So when they ask for collateral, you go to another system, you dominate the people, you take the resources. And that is the collateral. That seems like an option. I feel like I've never used credit. You know, you go in and you want something and then you pay for it and if you can't pay for it and then you know, did you ask a cousin or an aunt or someone has money? I got the fill in. Paul's got no credit either. It is also stupid enough to be rich and use his own money. Uh, I know wise about that job. So czar doc ushers you into the adjacent booth that is not covered in Kotlin guts. I would like to point out that the table is open. You asked for a booth when we got here. I've seen what happens in booths. You t rying to get your Dick s ide. What the fuck o r what killed four people in a boat. That's what happened to me. I made weight kilt them outside of the bathtub.
Speaker 3:I don't, I'm not killed. Fun. I know
:you're the fellow collecting eyeballs. I have a project in mind and holidays come up. Lickety split and that's very thoughtful of you. I guess. Crufts let's try not to wrap up. Whoever we meet next in our electro whip, try to call over. Motherfuckers be trying to kill me and shit and not building bridges. This job though. Yeah, I really, I really would. That last meeting went over it. I don't want this one to go over either. Who is it with? None of your business really is a personal question. I don't care. I mean if you want me to start, if you want me to start talking to people about when I talked to you guys, our doc, I want you to start talking about low job if you shared are fun anecdote. Alright. Okay. So he gets a a little, a little quieter. The music is still going by the way someone is now singing. Uh, I want it that way very loudly. They're trying to do all the harmonies at the same time, but they're only one person who you, the song is all quarters and I will have no part of it. So I've got this guy who shall remain nameless. He has a friend who's had something stolen from him and he needs some uh, capable people to help him get that thing back. Who Do you have in mind? I was thinking you guys, which is why it's why we're here. Arranged this meeting. What's the thing though in red? Is it details on the item itself or very scarce as in there were none whatsoever. So we do not know. We are supposed to receive, have to go get something. Well somewhere. All right. I feel like you're, you're all coming at me really quick when I haven't said all of my piece high. You expecting us to find this thing? If there's no description, I'm expecting you to go meet with this doctor. He Bar, he's the one that's had the thing stolen and I've set up a meeting for you at his laboratory. You're welcome. So that you can go down there, ask him about it, get all the details you need and then you know, go do the job is gonna remain nameless. Could you vague that up a little beautiful. Like, oh, I ain't going to tell you by his side to revise. So suspense, doctor a bar. I thought it was very[inaudible] bar bought. It is not the one that hired me to do this job. The one who shall remain unnamed easy bar to find out more details. Are we kidding?[inaudible] you are not kidnapping Dr Ebi. Leave him wearing his friend. Not Foe. All right, he's got a friend. That's right. But we do not kill him now or eat him. He's our dark. I am wondering why you're here. I'm here to give you this job. Give details. Are we money doctor a bar. You're going to meet him at his lab inside of Chi meritech industries. How much each of you for the retrieval of this item are to be paid 325 credits each. That's an odd number and this guy and that is an odd number. You're right. I'll tell you times that by four and that's even 1300 just rings weird to me as an even number though. Autos in strange. Where did we, oh, I think later we can all go over lexicon and they just see where we stand and then I'll know how to adjust to the numbers. Be Honest. I mean, they can be other ways, but like it's definitely gonna be even a right angle. Be both or you mean a training is that much range? Humans strange admit that my life is flying past me like low and I'm just so confused how I've arrived here and I wonder, has any of it been worth it? You'll come found it. I'm probably not in your case, but we're going to go do correct cope. I am. Couldn't found him. Oh yeah, I knew that word. That means ugly. Uses the public schools on Absalom a really quick, have you went to public schools? Ayp. Epsilon. I mean quit if you're willing to, right. You're from here. I mean that means ugly. Yeah. Converted you ugly as fuck Jesus. She's his Christ.[inaudible] name is, I can't wait. This doctor didn't stick. Oh, so this doctor is UGL. Why you ain't got no alibi? You can found it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5:I'll allow it.
:I t w as scary. I need to go. I need to go, man. I need to be out of this place and I need
Speaker 3:all right. All right. Listen, listen, one, one thing I do want to tell you about doctor a bar before you go off and meet him. This guy is a scientist and engineer
:with, since I am the only one here who possesses the perspicacity to keep up with the doctor, I will do all of the conversations whole lot. Jesus to smart fellows. Conversion sounds about fair. Sounds great. That sounds like a good idea. It's probably the best. Now do you guys need anything else from me? Cause I do have another meeting I got to get to what was the location of the doctor is calm labs. You may buy us a drink and leave. All right. Any uh, motions to sweetie? He says yeah, get, give him one more round of whatever they're having it sweetie. Okay, Sweetie. Sweet. Yeah. Hi. Hey. Hey. I think he did say another round so I think that doesn't put the flask. I don't think it includes the Oscar thing. Maybe you slip me another one of those napkins. I can't pet now I know what kind of person you are. Well, I think we learned, we each learned a lot about each other today. Okay, you're going to see you next time. Hope you continue to live a wonderful and fruitful life. And she winks. And I do know. Oh, but I just stare. She turns around immediately and walks away. She doesn't even consider looking back this time. I guess you'd lost it there. Don't worry Polly, as Polly efficient and say, are you still confused as to how uh, you soggy can be sexual or did you figure that out? I think everyone misread that situation hard. But let's go. Let's go to camera. I'm well, when you're passing Napkins with your number, I don't know how it works with you people. And you're like eight different DNA globs. Oh, pardon me. Only seven. Forgive me everyone. It's only seven. It's a reasonable amount. You're being defensive and that's coming from him that say, it is my intention. That's my intention. I do not speak. I am better than you all and I don't speak that way. I want to leave[inaudible].
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Speaker 5:Yes.