RHBH Real Housewives Beverly Hills MASKING FOR TROUBLE

We cover the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Welcome back everyone to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

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And this is Angela, and we are here to cover Beverly Hills. I know you're not too keen on this season, but it's okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:32

It's okay. It's okay. Um, personally, if we're gonna be uh putting Miami on pause.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

Oh, hell that makes me mad. And yet we have a show. And Vanderpump, it's like, ugh. And New York, come on.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

And New York, like it's just they're um they're not highly revered shows. I I can only assume that people are just tuning in because that's the only fucking thing available at that time. I don't know, but the thing is that I'm sorry, total horse shit. If we're gonna have a choice, we should have Miami over fucking Beverly Hills. Like, come on.

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Okay, so let's get into it.

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Let's do it. So kind of sound like like Tonlo.

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The girls are going shopping. We're obviously in Italy. It's like a Mecca for all kinds of brand name stores. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

I wonder if it's cheaper in Italy.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

No.

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You think it's more expensive?

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But I think there are things exclusive to shopping at those stores. I can imagine. So anyway, they're going shopping, they're in their different cars. Um Sutton's talking about how it's kind of annoying. Amanda writing her book on her pillow.

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Oh my god. Like I would be I would be my uh mad myself.

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Yeah.

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Be like, the fuck, get your grimy ass fucking laptop off of my pillow or switch pillows.

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They see David, the was that the real David? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

As far as I know, yeah.

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Um, and I know you hated this. Erica says he has cum gutters.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

No, yeah, notice the cum gutter. It's like, girl, you are like 60 years old. Like, chill the fuck out.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

She's not anyway, you clutched your pearls.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

Yeah, because it's like, dude, you're like fucking 60. Like, knock it off.

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Like, I better never hear you say any.

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You're possibly I'm not saying I can't say it, but you know, like, come on now. Me and me and her are not close in age.

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Natalie says, so they're on this bridge, and then there's this cart with masks, and Natalie's like, oh, look at those masks, and then Erica's like, Oh, I have one of those, and then she said, Who's the Pinocchio? Who's gonna be the Pinocchio one with the long nose?

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Yeah.

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And Bose starts laughing and is like, Amanda, and they kind of laugh. And then I took this as being just like a passing. It was a fleet now.

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Of course, in in retrospect, of course, it is that was kind of mean girl shit, you know, it was a fleeting comment. Um, it just to me, it's like it wasn't worth it.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

But it's not, it's not listen, like there's mean girl, and then there's like talking shit about someone that's really annoying and being bitchy, you know what I mean? Like, and it's not like you're picking on this little sweet, like because they have power over her.

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And it's not even that she's annoying, because yeah, she is, but she's a fucking fraud, dude. She's a fraud, she's phony. All the descriptive things like, oh, my life is perfectly curated and manicured and uh salad manifested and salad and beef jerky and like whatever.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Okay, so the problem with this though is she heard it and she said nothing. She would rather gossip first, get people riled up.

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Yep.

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And you know, so she doesn't say anything, so they split up to go shopping.

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That part's her bad.

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And Amanda tells Kyle about this, and for some reason, Kyle is like just her little, you know what I mean? Like defender.

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Yeah.

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Uh and then um they asked Natalie, like Amanda's like, weren't you there? Like, you heard it, and then Natalie's like, Yeah, yeah, I heard it. I but it was just a joke.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

Like, little do they know is that it was all started by her because she's the one that asked the fucking question.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Yeah, but I did like at least how Natalie was like, it was a joke. Like, she could have been like, Yeah, that was pretty bad, or you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a joke. Um, you know, you're not gonna change my mind.

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Like, this isn't these are like you said, grown-ass women, like she said I I have a mask. Like just shut up. Like, yeah, the whole premise of the show is shadiness.

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The reason why it got so much traction is because of Kyle.

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Oh, I know, like making it this huge ass deal.

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Exactly.

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Uh Rachel gets a call from her son, and then she's like gonna fly him out to the Hamptons.

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I wish you guys all know knew my favorite band in the world. You know, like every time I hear his freaking name, so my favorite band ever is Queens of the Stone Age. If you guys like uh good rock, I suggest you listen to them. They're fucking cool. Anyways, uh, there was an early rendition of if you guys heard of Stoner Rock, you know, stuff like that. Caius. Caius is the name of his earlier band, very famous uh grunge rock or um uh stoner rock band. Every time I hear it, I always want to say, like, okay, um, you know, this is I I want to know where it where she got this name from. Probably not that.

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So then Rachel and Dareet talk about Sutton and Rachel's like saying how Sutton was just talking earlier about how it's low to like Google Amanda and bring up the call and this and that. So now Doreet's annoyed with Sutton because she's thinking, I thought we turned a new leaf. You know what I mean? Yeah. So um they're leaving, and so now they're in the car, and Natalie tells Bose about the mass conversation, and then Bose is like, huh? Like, I don't recall, yeah, I don't recall that.

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Yeah.

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And I don't think it I honestly think Bose was like, huh? Yeah, like because they're probably talking shit about Amanda all day. Like, who can keep up? Which I don't blame them.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

What part? At what point?

SPEAKER_00 6:53

Okay. Um but she says what we all thought. Why didn't you just go to her directly?

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Yeah.

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So anyway, yeah, that's the issue. Um, and then um then they proceed to Google more about Amanda, right?

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Yeah.

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And then, oh, and then I like that Sutton Sutton saying, like, I don't like the bashing business stuff, and I like their reaction.

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This was probably my favorite part of the whole thing. The way Bose and Erica jump immediately jumped down her throat was fucking great. Like, what the shut the fuck up? Like, it's like, oh my god, so good.

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So let's get to this pizza, pizza and pool thing. Um, I knew it drive drove you crazy that only like half the people dressed appropriately.

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Wasn't it just Bose and Dorit? Oh, and um Amanda Amanda.

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That's it.

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Okay, and it's like I get it, you know, like uh you know we don't want to wet our hair, but yeah, you got like super expensive hair. I got it. I understand. Play the part, you know, like everyone, you know, like what's the matter with uh being in a bathing suit amongst your girlfriends? You know what I mean? Like, I don't understand.

SPEAKER_00 8:05

Dorit's late again, which is getting on everyone's nerves, but I did look and she was 18 minutes later than the the last Sun. Which 18 minutes, I'm sorry, that's not like they're treating it like she was an hour late. Whatever. Okay, so of course Amanda needs her gluten-free pizza.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

I really hope that she is uh allergic to gluten and not that she's just being super fucking pretentious.

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Because I think I like to go gluten-free sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

Understood.

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Okay, so Sutton talks about how she doesn't like the investigation of Amanda and that would make her mad, which then Darit's like, What's up? Like, I heard you were talking shit, I thought we were good, and so there's that, but and Sutton, she's a flip-flopper. One second she's talking shit, and then next she's defending Amanda.

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It's like, I don't know, but I love how it was like, I wasn't talking shit. I'm not talking shit. Like, I'm talking shit.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

Yeah. Amanda says she doesn't feel safe at the the dinner table with them, and then the faces Derit was making while she was pouring her coke. Oh, doing like the crossing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, it was funny.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Um, but for real though, like it's um this environment. I'm sorry, Amanda. I'm not gonna allow you to uh, you know, be this kind of like wimpy, kind of like, you know, whatever. Sorry, it's just this is just not for you. We're not gonna try and make this a thing where we're gonna have these PR, you know, housewife, you know, like characters or whatever, where they can't, you know, they can't be in an argument because you done hurt their feelings and now they're gonna want to ball up in a corner. No, get out of here.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

And now Kyle's upset, she's making her faces, I'm sure her like vein is popping out of her forehead. And so, oh, I like how Rachel said you're either the strongest, most powerful, or the weakest victim.

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Yep.

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But you can't be both.

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Nope.

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In the same day. Like, you know what I mean? And that's Amanda, who, you know, it's just like, uh, okay, so then, and then even Erica's like, if you can't handle it, you should like get in your car, like drive away. And that's the truth. This is the name of the game, baby.

SPEAKER_01 10:32

Now, one of the thing now, one thing is um when she said that if you think your problems are greater than all these other women, that part I did not agree to, because um, let's be real, losing a child, that isn't that is the probably one of the worst things you could ever encounter. More like to me, worse of an issue than being in a loveless relationship where you both checked out, like, come on, like, divorce ain't shit versus losing your child. Like, let's be real about it.

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So Amanda asked Bose about the mask comment, and then Bose is like, I don't think I said that, but I don't know. She's just kind of I don't know, but the whole point is it prompts Kyle to like have Natalie vouch for the situation.

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Yeah.

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Where Natalie is kind of like backtracking a bit.

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Yes, and I don't know why she did that. You know, it's like you could have just been like, Yeah, I just said it was a joke. Like, what what of it? Like, who the fuck cares? Just own it, but like that's all she had to say is like who the fuck cares?

SPEAKER_00 11:44

It's not a big deal, yeah. It really isn't, but then yeah, so she's and you know, Kyle's getting real pissed, like, you're lying, and cameras don't lie, and blah blah blah. And I'm like, that wow, this was really blown up.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Absolutely. It's like, and this is where I feel that it's like really we're choosing Beverly Hills over Miami because they are fucking stretching, stretching, reaching for something. Because at this point, the whole season was about fucking Amanda. That's it.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

Yeah. Like what Bose doesn't have she's not even like a likable villain, she's like an annoying villain.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

She's super annoying, but I'm just saying, if you think about all this the timelines, like Maurice, thank god he's off the damn, you know, the damn camera. You know, like their whole situation, you know, it's like that's over with, like what, three or two.

SPEAKER_00 12:37

But you really need to move past this Miami thing.

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Like, I know I'm no, I'm like 10 toes down. Okay, but I am standing on the let's just stop comparing it.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

Let's just talk about Beverly Hills, okay? Um I enjoy watching it. That's just me, whatever. I think I just love Tilly. We don't get enough of her. I wish she had a spinoff. Um, but I mean that's pretty much it. Dorit walks away.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

We need to see more of her doing like poker.

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I'm so sure.

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Like some type of like reality show, but with poker.

SPEAKER_00 13:12

Yeah. That would be cool. That was pretty much it. I mean, they go to their respective corners and you know, just talk about what just happened. And I I I'm on the Bose-Rachel Dory team. More than it seems like there's that and then there's like Sutton, Kyle, Amanda.

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But let's be honest, Bose does need some type of storyline because her shit was dried up like also.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

Well, now it's this thing. Now it's this comment she made.

SPEAKER_01 13:43

Well now, well, now it's just like it's really her seminars versus.

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I don't know.

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I'm sorry, but dude, the girl, like she's I'm telling you, it's like I uh it's very it's it's just odd, it's odd behavior. You know, the way she talks, the way she talks about her life, the way I manifest and blah blah blah. It's like, oh god. It's like, yeah.

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And now it's time for our hero and zero!

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Hero and zero.

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Okay. What say you? Who'd you pick?

SPEAKER_00 14:31

My hero is going to be Rachel. Sorry. I know I'm picking her so much. I just like her, okay?

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

No one's gonna make me hate Rachel. I don't care if she dies and duh. Okay, so uh Zero. I'm gonna say Kyle.

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Mm-hmm.

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For just being annoying, attaching her trailer to the wrong Yeah.

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I agree.

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I I know there's Amanda. Is there Amanda fans out there? That's wild.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Uh I don't know. Maybe the previous followers before she got on the show, maybe.

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But um I don't know. Amanda, I hate when they treat her like a little baby. She's 40 damn years old. I'm 40 years old. Um we you know what I mean? Hold us accountable. We're full-grown adults, okay? She doesn't need a protector. She doesn't, you know what I mean? Anyway, okay, so what about you?

SPEAKER_01 15:33

So for me, my hero, I would have to say. You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna say Bose. Bose, uh um, even though, yeah, it was like in retrospect, was it kind of a mean girl thing to say? Kind of, kind of, maybe by definition. But overall, you know, she stood her ground, you know, with this this whole episode. Um, the I gotta go, same thing. Um, Kyle, uh, you know, for my zero for sure. It's just Kyle, it's like, come on, stop trying to attach yourself. Uh close, uh close second on that one. I know you're gonna hate this with all your heart.

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If you say Rachel, I'm stopping this podcast right now.

SPEAKER_01 16:18

Hold on, and I'm just gonna it just for one moment, that's it. Uh, Rachel Zoe, and I'm gonna tell you why. Because she's like, oh my god, Caius. So um, I know you're so sad because uh your dad that can date whoever the hell he wants, and he introduced uh the the girlfriend to you. Oh my gosh, I know you're so sad. So uh, do you want to go to the Hamptons? Oh yeah, well, grandma and grandpa, uh, they'd love to have you. We're gonna they're gonna fly you over. Oh my god. Like it's like, oh my god, it was so pretentious that it just it was so bad. I wanted to curl up in it.

SPEAKER_00 16:54

I only wish my life is like that. No shit, me too. Me too. I wish I was just like okay, let the kid explain. To put that in the same category as Kyle, this is where this podcast and podcast ends because I'm not gonna hear this.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

Rylers, you know, you know you're on my side, you know, because that was so we love you.

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No, no, no.

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Anyways, I know no, I joke, I kid, I kid, I kid. But anyways, so Rylers, that is it. So we thank you, love you, and see ya. Bye.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

Thank you.