THE VALLEY Premiere SIP & SEE YOUR WAY OUT

We cover the premiere of The Valley!

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:17

Welcome back everyone to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

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And this is Angela, and we are here to bring in the Valley.

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With such disdain in your voice.

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What did you think about the premiere?

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It was hot ass garbage, dude.

SPEAKER_03 0:39

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 0:40

Yes. It's just like, I just, for me, it's like, miss me with, you know, like, well, um, my summer was so good trying to get my sporkle back, you know, and I feel so good about myself, and you know, and then, oh, and then me, and I'm doing so well, and it's just like, oh god, like it's just like miss me with that. Let's just get into it. I just I I don't know what it is. I just can care less.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

It's kind of the format we have to, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

I just I can care less, you know. Let's get some fucking drama, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

See, the this me introducing you to reality TV is poisoning your brain.

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Like uh, we need drama. No, we don't. This is what we want.

SPEAKER_03 1:30

You know, like I because last season it got a little too dark.

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That's what we want.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

No, we don't. I hated the end of last season. Like, I didn't even want to, like, it made me feel not good watching it.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Understood. Uh uh, there is a certain extent where it's like, for example, like watching um uh like Mormon Wives, you know, for example, it's like, oh god, like it's like I'm done with Taylor Frankie Paul and like her crashing out, you know, about you know, all this shit, you know, it's just like it's it gets really uncomfortable, you know what I mean? Because you feel that you're about to see some live DV, you know, right in front of our face, you know.

SPEAKER_03 2:10

Yeah.

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I don't know, it's just it's it that's dark as fuck, you know, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_03 2:15

Well, I'm just saying it was pretty dark last season. I didn't like it, it wasn't fun. So I hope I don't want to see just non-stop drama. Like, I want to see fun, I want to see obviously this first episode isn't really gonna be that because again, it's kind of par for the course. We have to kind of see how everyone's been doing since what a year or you know, however long ago.

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Yeah.

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But on a high note, there wasn't Jack's.

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Absolutely.

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And as tradition, if you're the f if you're here for the first time, we like to for any premiere episode pop open a drink and cheers to that. So shall we? Oh my gosh.

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Yes, we are shaking our can.

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It's non-carbonated, so ready?

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Hold on. I don't have any nails. Hold on. Oh okay, ready, set, and ah, yeah. Cheers.

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Okay. We're drinking Sun Cruiser, by the way, if you're curious. Lemonade, iced tea vodka, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 3:30

Absolutely. Oh my god. Sun Cruiser, uh, just a lot of really the iced tea, like hard iced teas or whatever, minus like, you know, twisted, you know, whatever, are just so refreshing. And we're trying, we're hoping, hoping we were gonna be able to find some type of lover boy, and we just put it.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

So I called the Tustin Total Wine, yeah, and he said no, they didn't have any, but they're getting the variety pack tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

Oh, hell yeah, dude. Then we're gonna pick some up. Maybe we're on the way to save your company, Kyle.

SPEAKER_03 4:09

Anyway, should we get into the valley?

SPEAKER_02 4:11

Of course, get it over with.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

Well, okay. We start the first thing I wrote was they are taking Jax's sign down. Now, love it, but also we need to appreciate the time we had there. Yes. The first, like that Halloween party, yes, where we came up as like we came as I don't know, like dead bride and groom. Yeah. Whatever.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:38

Um, that was the most like we felt like we were at an exclusive party. We did with people, Vanderpump and Valley. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

Yeah. And uh, you're welcome for figuring uh finding out about this and getting my app like being one of the first to sign up so we can be in this uh Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

We went to or I went to the Valet premiere thing there, and that's where I finally met Kristen. Like literally, I've uh Jax's was a very good place to get up close and personal, you know what I mean? I agree, like a petting zoo, not like the zoo, but like a petting zoo. So yeah. Um, so yeah, they took the sign down. I wonder what it is now. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 5:31

But yeah, it's just it's just crazy. But you're right on the petting zoo. I mean, uh you because it was a shared bathroom and you got to share the bathroom. It's like, hey Brock, like let's take a picture in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 5:45

Same with um Danny. Oh I saw I saw Danny in the bathroom and got a picture with him too.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

Did he smack you in the butt and say give daddy a drink?

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Well, I didn't tell you.

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So I'm just joking.

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Brittany is like things are good. Jack still hasn't sent in the divorce papers. I don't know why people, including Jesse, drag their feet with this.

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You know why? I don't know about Jesse. It's not so much Jesse because he's actually working, but you know why Jax is doing it.

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Wouldn't he want like wouldn't he? Like, is he disputing the the is he trying to get alimony?

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Like he's probably trying to drag this out until they reach like 10 years, and then he's gonna really be able to scroll.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Well, if that were the case, Brittany has every right to do a forced divorce. Like, that doesn't make sense to me.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

Uh that's it, and that's the thing. It's like I just don't understand why are the women waiting. Yeah, why can't the women just be like, let's let's put the pedal to the metal and let's get the shit done. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 6:49

Okay, so we catch up with Zach and Benji.

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Benji.

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Benji. Uh, do you want to talk about Zach? What happened?

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Zach, um, if you're listening, bro, I do ultimately love you, but I just want to let you know, you kind of hurt my feelings, man. And I'm gonna tell you, uh, you know, I I adore Zach, you know, and we went to uh watch what crap ins, the golden crappies. And um, let's be honest, one of the best fights of all Bravo, you know, uh last year was when freaking uh when Zach told Jack straight to his face that uh he's all well, it's my show. He's like, Well, it wasn't for the last 30 days. Oh shit, that was great because he put him in his place, he couldn't say anything, you know. So it's like it was so good, but he got no awards for that. I don't even think he got to co like co-host an award, but he got no awards for any of the things let's so he uh we got you know when we're done, the whole the show was practically done, and I was like, I'm well, I saw him in the lobby. I was like, I'm well, hey man, I was like, dude, you got robbed, you know what I mean? Because we're just trying to be like, you know, funny with him and like you know, whatever, be nice with him, and ultimately say hi. And all he did, not even uttered a word, put his finger out, extended his his finger, index finger out to my face, saying, Hold please, while he chugs his, I don't know, whatever red drink uh that is. It wasn't like red wine, I don't know if it was a cranberry vodka, I'm not sure, but he had to drink the whole damn drink. Before you could finish up the window, what did you do?

SPEAKER_03 8:41

Walk away.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

I was like, fuck this.

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I was like, all right, see so plain devil's advocate here. Had you waited, he probably would have been like, okay, sorry, I needed to get my a quick buzz or something.

SPEAKER_02 8:53

No, I'm sorry, that that pissed me off because he I can imagine if I caught him while he was drinking, okay, maybe. But no, he had nothing, he had nothing to his lips. He literally saw me put his finger out and said, and didn't say anything, and took a biggest chug of his red drink.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Well, we know Zach's not an ass because we've met him before. I understand that, and that's why it pissed me off. Talked with him, like, and whatever. I just like I didn't have to say you sitting there waiting like you felt embarrassed and then walked away, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

No, I was like, no, fuck this. I was like, I'm out of here. That's bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 9:35

I'm sorry, ass. Okay, so he takes Giaopy one. Okay, so we catch up with Jasmine and Melissa, they move to the valley, they're getting married.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

I don't know. It's just like they're like it's like they were boring last last season. It just seems like they're gonna be boring this season. She's gonna be on the wrong side of wrong side, you know, of uh of history on this show, and that's how it's gonna be. It's like uh we need something better. Like she needs to be better.

SPEAKER_03 10:05

What do you mean the wrong side history?

SPEAKER_02 10:07

Like she's probably you know, somehow, some way she's gonna just back the wrong pony, you know, like that's what it is.

SPEAKER_03 10:14

Um, okay.

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I don't know.

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We have Michelle who has her own place now. Aaron broke up with her because I guess she wasn't athletic enough. What's up with these men?

SPEAKER_02 10:26

I don't know. I don't believe I don't believe that. Did you believe that for one second? I that that's the reason why.

SPEAKER_03 10:32

I mean, I'm sure it was a lot more than that.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

Yeah, there's no fucking way he's like, sorry, fatty fatty McFatt face. You know, it's like, I'm sorry, but you're out of here. See ya. You know what I mean? When he has practically no job, and like, come on. There's m somet something way more salacious than that.

SPEAKER_03 10:50

I think he's doing fine if he has a house near uh Laurel Cannon, or where was it? Runyon Cannon. Canyon. Hosh. Anyway, so Jesse comes over and Jesse's another one, like, really, like he he's like, What did he say about the divorce? Like, oh, it'll happen.

SPEAKER_02 11:13

It just hasn't happened. I mean, it happens. It's like, what the heck?

SPEAKER_03 11:17

That's that's some bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

He made it so oversimplified. He oversimplified the whole situation. I was like, there's no fucking way to do it.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Like, you just haven't picked up the pen and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

I know, exactly. It's like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Something there's something more to that. That pissed me off. Okay, so Danny and Nia finally moved out to Santa Clarita. They really made it seem like they live in a desolate town where Um, in comparison to where everyone else is. Have you been to Santa Clarita? It is like any other city around here. I'm sure there is a Marshall's grocery stores.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

But how many times how often do you actually want to go drive to like Magic Mountain? Uh almost never.

SPEAKER_03 11:57

What I'm saying is it's not like there's nothing around Santa Clarita. Like it's a whole city. Like with nice homes. Like they have the probably a nice Ralph's.

SPEAKER_02 12:10

I bet, yeah, guaranteed. A nice I would say Ralph's and like Albertsons.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

Albertsons, a Marshall's, Whole Foods.

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Yeah.

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Like uh Chili's. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's every it's not like a small town or like you're in the middle of literally nowhere where you're driving down the street in a tumbleweed. Well, maybe. Actually, probably tumbleweeds, but it probably has an Aldi. Yeah. So what I'm saying is I just like I thought it was funny how they make it seem, yes, they're far it, like with traffic.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Yeah.

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But I would rather have a big nice home with a pool and da-da-da, than live in a townhouse. With like two bedrooms and four kids. Insane.

SPEAKER_01 12:57

Yeah.

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So I'm just, I really hope the whole season isn't gonna be Nia complaining. Because Danny already gets on my nerves, but we'll get more into that. So then we have Kristen and Luke. Uh they had their baby? Kia? Kaya. Kaya. I spelled it like Kia, like the car sauce. Um, and I guess their thing is gonna be that Kristen isn't putting out.

SPEAKER_02 13:27

And honestly, that could be uh, you know, that that I have a feeling that's gonna be the thing like all season.

SPEAKER_03 13:37

I hope not.

SPEAKER_02 13:38

It will be because that shit ain't gonna change.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

Yeah. So we get La La back.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

Oh it's like that's all we were missing on this show.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

I didn't mind her. I didn't mind her.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

Maybe this episode, but it's just in obviously throughout history.

SPEAKER_03 13:59

Yeah, well, I mean, the last time I seen her on my TV, I was really annoyed with her. I didn't like her. Are you talking about the No, I'm talking about Vanderpump.

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I was like, are you talking about the V.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Yeah, I was not feeling her. Um she just seemed there's just this arrogance to her. Like she seems like someone who just thinks she's right, even when she's wrong.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

To me, I I put her in the same boat as Erica Jane from Beverly Hills, where it's like she's always right, she's aggressive, you know what I mean? And she's gonna try to find every fault in you and prove you wrong on every little thing in your life, you know.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

So she talks about how her and Kristen have come a long way, and we get that flashback of her being like, sit the or what's she saying?

SPEAKER_02 14:49

Yeah, sit the fuck down, yeah. Yeah, and um I know I'll I don't I don't. Oh my god. I'm just surprised that no blows were uh were thrown during that scene because no chance in hell would I ever allow someone to do that to me. Like, the fuck, are you serious? Like, wow.

SPEAKER_03 15:09

She's with Janet, and uh let's see. Janet, she's trying to come in, right? Like, oh, last season that was a good lesson for me, but I'm getting an air of like that same victim card she plays a lot.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

So it's like really what have you learned from last season? Because she'll say it and then she'll add this little comment, right? Like, well, we'll get to that. Right, right. So it's like, which I will die on this hill. He did like we cannot forget that, but the fact that she made it a whole thing when the people who were the actual victims were like, we're moving on, yeah. And that was her only thing that really at that point wasn't her business anymore. Yeah, like shut up now. Like, especially now. Like, you didn't even have to bring that up this season. We're past that.

SPEAKER_02 16:08

Not even especially now, especially like after the first time she fucking said it. After that, it's like, all right, shut the fuck up. It's time.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

So, of course, this you know leads her to like, oh, I'm blocked on everything with Nia. Like, yeah, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

What'd you what do you expect? Like, leave the woman, leave the poor woman alone, you know. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

Janet talks about this pool party that Britney had, and then she wasn't gonna go because Kristen was gonna go, but then she was like, Oh, I'm gonna go. I mean, Kristen has a newborn, like, what's she really gonna do? So then she shows up, and then Kristen starts yelling, like, she doesn't deserve to be here, this and that. So then she left, and then her thing is like, um, I don't know, like her kid was there and he wanted to swim. And Lala's like, Well, did Britney say anything? Which of course we know Brittany is super like Britney doesn't do that. She just Brittany is just gonna try to please everyone.

SPEAKER_02 17:13

Understood, but she doesn't do that face to face. She likes to twist things and be like the puppeteer behind the scenes. Because let's be honest, there's so many things that she orchestrated last season and in season one, and it's all her, you know, and that's that's the truth.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

I really think you're giving Britney a lot of credit. Like, trying to make her seem kind of like Puppet Master, I'm so sure.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

I'm telling you right now.

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Brittany is just Britney, like she's like just too chicken shit to like stand up to people, like she doesn't want to piss off Kristen and da da da. So, but since we're on Britney, she FaceTimes her friend, and they just got back from Cabo, and this is where she says she got her sparkle back.

SPEAKER_02 18:00

Yes. Oh god. I Britney needs to go.

SPEAKER_03 18:07

I'm so sure, like this whole thing was started, like, I don't you're getting a little bit she does not annoy me.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

She's annoying.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

Oh god.

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If if the Rylers can literally speak up right now at this moment, they'd be like, damn right, Chris. She is fucking annoying. Her and her sporkle can fucking go.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

You are like, when did you become so cynical? Like, my god.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

I'm serious. It's like, oh, my sporkle's back, and uh ma Fran, he has B D E. She's had the forever.

SPEAKER_03 18:41

It's not like she's playing it up.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

I'm not saying I'm not saying the accents of the case.

SPEAKER_03 18:45

I know, but you use it as a point of like proving your point, and it's like that's just how she talks, okay? I just okay, so Schwartz and Zach meet at a bar. Just kidding. Okay. I'm serious. I cannot cover this if you're just gonna be hating every single person. Like, we're not we're not here to Schwartz.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

Schwartz is my boy. I'm talking about I'm talking about Zach, uh, but I was just joking anyway, you know.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Okay. Because people they don't want to just hear negativity. There are some podcasts that I can't really listen to because they just hate everyone, and I can't stand it. Like, we're here to have fun, I do. Not to try to fire everyone off the show.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

I I yeah, but I'm just saying, like, as far as for obviously, yeah, did Zach piss me off? Yes, and uh obviously the second thing, me saying boo was just joking.

SPEAKER_03 19:33

So Schwartz got his sparkle back too. He says Zach talks about Benji, they have an open relationship, whatever, yeah, whatever. Uh whatever, whatever they want to do. I mean, that's their that's their boo. Kristen and Nia go for lunch with the babies, and then that just seems so stressful, dude.

SPEAKER_02 19:59

Yeah, I don't miss that shit at all. Like you trying to do a normal thing, and you have a crying fucking child, like you know, like cannot stop crying. You're trying to do that, and then you know, trying to get the baby to stop, you know, crying, and it's it's fucking stressful because everyone's looking at you and you're trying to fuck with the the stroller, and it's like, oh my god, you know.

SPEAKER_03 20:25

Then we have Jesse and Luke meet up, so they do kind of like that back and forth thing, and we get a formal introduction of Lacey. Jesse says Lacey has tried to reach out to see the boundaries that Michelle has, and um that Michelle's just not really receptive to talking to her.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

I'm just we'll get more into that.

SPEAKER_03 20:48

We'll get more into that.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

But you know, the thing is uh you've always said because you've met Lacey prior to her even being I have met Lacey prior to her even being um the the woman that no one speaks about in last season, you met her, and I see what you were saying. You liked her from the beginning.

SPEAKER_03 21:06

Well, she was just very friendly, and when I was there, and I went up to first off, I it was her and Jesse, and then I went up to them and they were like super nice. And so, but I mean you can't tell how personal it is from that, yeah. But for me, until I see otherwise, I think she's nice, and she posted on on social media, and like everyone loves her, yeah, everyone was commenting Zach, Kristen, Jasmine, like whoever it seems like everyone is like really loving her, yeah. And they're done filming and everything, so I can only imagine she really hasn't done anything shady this season, right?

SPEAKER_02 21:55

Because you figure if something salacious really happened, you know, they'd be Like, no, no, she can fuck off, you know, or whatever, you know, like get her off my my phone screen or whatever. So, yeah, I get you.

SPEAKER_03 22:08

Luke tells Jesse, you know, his issues with Kristen, and you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

It's it's something that kind of just goes away, you know, when you know you have a a baby, and it's just like, I don't know, I just don't know the appeal of having children anymore. It's like it's just not fun. It's like, I don't know, call me like selfish, call me whatever you want. It's just for a young couple to have a child, it's it's very challenging because they're used to going out, they're used to having fun, they're used to you know doing it all the time, you know, and all that stuff.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

It sounds like Kristen is super, super homebody, like she doesn't want to go anywhere. No, yeah, and then she hates her body, so I'm that's obviously the main reason for her not wanting to do anything.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Um, and then we have the girls, as in Britney, who Lala, Michelle, and Janet. Yeah, they go to Al Coyote.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

And she's like this is like the freaking peach pit for them, I swear.

SPEAKER_03 23:24

Brittany talks about Brandon, her friend, and how Kaba went, and that they're not officially together, but and Michelle talks about her breakup, how uh it made her daughter cry.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

But can we say something? They uh uh when when she divulged the answer, she also said that she like asked him and he rejected her. So it's like, oh, okay, this is kind of weird. Did you not catch that?

SPEAKER_03 23:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 23:55

What you're talking about Britney?

SPEAKER_02 23:57

Yeah, that she asked uh or did or was it the other one?

SPEAKER_03 24:00

She asked her and she said no. Damn it, I totally got it wrong. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:03

Oh well.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

Um, Lala made fun of Aaron's eyes, which I thought was funny because he had crazy Ramona eyes.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

They bring up the sip and see, and Janet makes a joke, like, what time should I show up?

SPEAKER_02 24:20

And then Can I tell you something? A, I don't know, I didn't know that this was a fucking thing. And B, I kept on hearing like sip and seed. I was like, what is this? What is a seed? Like what part, you know, like so, and yeah, it took me a while to understood what the hell they were trying to say.

SPEAKER_03 24:39

So they bring up the pool party, and then uh it to me, the way Brittany wasn't disputing it, um, it did sound like, in my opinion, Kristen was probably out of line to be talking shit with a bunch of kids there. I think because I love Kristen, like I really wish sometimes she would just take the high road.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:02

And obviously, I would have loved to see this recorded.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Yeah, um, but honestly, it's it's a vicious cycle. It really is, because it's like, like, do I believe that Kristen would have been this out of line if Janet was in wasn't totally fucking horrid?

SPEAKER_03 25:22

Like, I know, but there's a time and place. And I'm saying I really wish Kristen some can be a little more mature sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Like, I get it, but then you see what I'm saying? But then she then Kristen acts out, and then Janet reacts to that, and Janet becomes horrid again, and then it's like it's just that vision.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

No, I know, and it takes two to tango. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:42

So what I'm saying is, I'm both.

SPEAKER_03 25:44

I'm just saying that yes, like Kristen, I'm not gonna just completely be like, well, Kristen, sh Janet's horrible. No, it wasn't the right time or place, especially if it's for like the kids all swimming.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

So let's go to the sip and see. We have Adelaide, which is Nia's baby, they're there, and people are showing up. Kristen and Luke are late. Uh just whatever, that kind of annoyed me. Um, Jasmine is like she sees Michelle and Tom. That that whole thing I didn't like. That energy doesn't mix. Michelle is like an Eeyore.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

And he's like a nice Eeyore. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 26:28

Tom is not an Eeyore.

SPEAKER_03 26:29

He's a little Eeyore-ish. Are you saying well, like not really? Like, she's a mean Eeyore and he's like a really nice Eeyore. No, but she's not like that.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

Really Eeyore. She is like she like Eeyore is sad. Is there a sadder, like, like she's sadder than Eeyore? Like, she's a sad sack. She needs a lot. She's negative.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

And we're not talking shit on Eeyore. Eeyore was just depressed. But she's like a mean Eeyore, like a bitchy Eeyore.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

And then I'm just saying he I'm just glad you said it, and I did, not me.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

Um, but I hated it how everyone's looking like, ooh, Jasmine, like, they should, they would be cute. No, they wouldn't. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

Yeah, absolutely not. He needs to, like, I don't know. He just he he cannot be with her because she would be like that.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

Well, he has a girlfriend now, so it doesn't even matter.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:22

But what about his new girlfriend? I'm glad he's happy, whatever. So, so on and so forth. I think she looks young. And I know she is young, but she looks young. And so I'm sorry, it's a little like Lexi from Summer House last season.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Where she's like almost 30, but yet she she looks like she's like 21.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

Yeah. And I don't know, she I know she's in her 20s or something. She just has a very young look to me.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

But it am I right? Did I get that spot on? Like as far as the comparison?

SPEAKER_03 27:54

I don't think this girl's 30, but understood.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

But I'm saying that she has a young look and Lexi had that young look.

SPEAKER_03 28:00

No, she's actually young and looks like a teenager. Lexi was 30 and looked like she was in her 20s. Yeah. Okay, so Jesse and Lacey show up. Of course, Michelle isn't happy, and Lala seems to be who she runs to to go talk shit.

SPEAKER_02 28:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

We have a little bit of this like weird, is Luke Lala's is Sosa's dad? Because he donated to this like cryo bank that she used.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

I will always this put me into that place of the office when Kevin was talking to uh to to to Jan and he's like, hey, um, he's all uh you go you went to that sperm bank, right? And she's like, yeah, but it's it's an exclusive one. He's all by the IHOP, and she's like, and she has that mean look, like, are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_01 28:56

And I just love how he's all like, just let me know personally if he if she wants if you want him to have a fucking brother. Oh my gosh. And to me, that was comedic gold right there, and this is exactly what it reminded me of.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

Lacey goes up to Michelle, it's like so awkward, and she's like, I think Lacey was really just trying to break the ice. She was so awkward, and Michelle is so frigid.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

She's worse than that. She you gotta say, you gotta pull out the the B word again. So that's what she was being.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

A frigid witch.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

Yes, there you go. I'm good with that.

SPEAKER_03 29:37

No, you know, she you could just tell she's trying, because okay, here's what I heard. I heard that the reason she sent Cece and whatever.

SPEAKER_01 29:49

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

What's the second word? Um, was because I guess Michelle was saying that, oh well, she she drove after she drank at a party, like the kids or something. And she has her own daughter.

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:07

And so she the reason and she didn't want to be on camera at all because that was the narrative Michelle was running around with.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

So she just didn't want to like mess up her own custody, you know what I mean? Like, whatever, with her daughter.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

Right, right.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

So now that that's been, I guess, disproven, um, so now she's down to be on the show or whatever. But then I also heard that, and we'll talk about that in a second too. But when she went to that party, it was because Jesse was like, Oh, we'll be done by 10 30.

SPEAKER_01 30:42

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

And it was her actual birthday, and she said everyone in the group, minus Michelle, was telling her, like, just meet us after, like, we're gonna be done at 10 30.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

Yeah. So that makes total sense.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

That way we can have a party, you know, we're the drinks are already gonna be there. We can, you know, yeah, it makes total sense.

SPEAKER_03 31:02

So that's yeah, okay, so that's why she showed up, and you could tell she was like trying to leave, like you could tell she showed up and was like, oh shit, and then trying to walk off so she's not on camera.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

Well, obviously, when we saw the footage, she literally says, It's okay. I'll I'll just I'm just gonna go right over here, you know, it's cool, you know, or whatever, trying to get out of the situation.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

Jeremiah's a little Jeremiah the the showrunner. Oh he's like, We're still filming like all the Jesse. I'm like, oh my god, you're so annoying. But um, yeah, so I mean that pretty much is what we're talking about at the end, right? Yeah, you know, we see the footage of how the party ended where Michelle is just being that girl, like, get the fuck out. Like, you're embarrassing, dude. This could be the stepmother of your Yeah, she embarrassed.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

She embarrassed herself. Like, honestly, uh, edit or not, she looked like like a massive B, dude. Like big time, like jealous, just you know, like right, it looked really bad. Yeah, and that I'm I'm glad we saw some footage because that was great. I was like, where the fuck was this during the you know the the reunion? Like, come on, but I'm glad to see it because it was all negativity on Michelle's end. It's like girl, if you if you're so if you feel a certain way, you know, whatever, it's like to me that's jealousy right there, in my opinion, from an outsider's perspective, jealousy, right all there, right there. You know what I mean? And even even okay, so maybe like I don't think Michelle wants to be back with Jesse though, understood, but then she definitely doesn't want to see her with someone else.

SPEAKER_03 32:54

It's just an ego thing.

SPEAKER_02 32:56

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. I I get I guess so. But it's just like to me, it just looked really bad on her end, you know, because it's like like girl, like move on. He did, you know what I mean? Just because your dumbass relationship didn't work, you know what I mean, doesn't mean that you have to, you know, try to mess up his, you know. Come on. Yeah, that's just me.

SPEAKER_03 33:17

All right, well, that is the episode. Um, it is now time for our Hero and Zero!

SPEAKER_00 33:25

Hero and Zero.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

Okay, who do you got?

SPEAKER_02 33:30

So for my hero for the first one this season, gotta go with Lacey. You know, honestly, she uh didn't have to go up to Michelle. She could have been like, dude, that girl could fuck off. You know what I mean? Like she gave me so much shit, she could fuck off. No, she was super sweet. Went up to her, try to, you know, it was super awkward because good old Michelle, which is also my zero, um, you know, just made it so awkward and so hard for her to, you know, to try and continue a conversation, you know, whatever. She even said, like, hey, you know, I I hope that you guys have uh a good, amicable split, you know, whatever. And and it's just she just made it so like difficult to talk to. And that that's like that's bullshit. But you know what? She's gonna look back and she's gonna see that she looked bitter, jealous, and like like I said, a big fat bee, you know, but that's just me. What about you? Who'd you pick?

SPEAKER_03 34:33

Ditto.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

Really?

SPEAKER_03 34:35

Not to simplify it, but I I just I was kind of going over my head everyone else, and I'm just like, no, that's other than that, there's no one that really stood out like it was kind of just and there was no one else that made me more mad than Michelle, so Zach? No, Zach was perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_01 35:01

What about Benji?

SPEAKER_03 35:03

He's fine, little Benji. Like, leave him alone. Anyway, that's it. Um, there we uh we have a lot on the roster, right? We have this. We're we're gonna also be recording our Rhode Island premiere. So if you're into that, which you should be, because if you're not, then um I don't know what you're doing.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

Oh my god. If you have not watched it, holy shit, out of all the the the whole lineup, which right now currently sits at Summerhouse, what, uh uh Southern Hospitality, Beverly Hills, uh Atlanta now, um Valley, and then of course Rhode Island is by and far the best show currently on the Bravo roster.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

It's fun, it's it's ridiculous, it's what we like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 36:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 36:02

So just be on the lookout for those episodes if you please. Yes, please, okay, but thank you.

SPEAKER_02 36:11

Yes, we do thank you, and we do love you, and we do say see ya.

SPEAKER_00 36:17

Bye. Thank you.