RHRI Real Housewives Rhode Island Premiere CHEAP WHINE

We cover the premiere of The Real Housewives of.Rhode Island!

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We got you all up, baby.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

Chris and Angela. Let's go. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

SPEAKER_03 0:24

And this is Angela, and we are here to cover the premiere of Rhode Island. Jeez. Wow. I loved it.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

Absolutely. You loved it. Absolutely. It just gave me that, like, that kind of old New Jersey feeling again. It was fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 0:49

Yes. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. It always works best when there's history, right?

SPEAKER_01 0:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

You take like a franchise, like the New York reboot, where none of these girls were even friends. And then you get fights about cheese, and you're like, what is this? And then I completely check out, and it's just, I don't care.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

If you don't mind me asking, I know you like the show, but what about Ladies of London? It doesn't seem like any of them fucking know each other.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

What are you talking about? Or am I wrong? Martha and we see pictures of them together, like But is that it though? No. Um okay, so Mark and Emma and their friends in real life. They're Oh, okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's very different. It's very different. How dare you?

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Okay, so No, I'm I I I think it's pretty decent too, but yeah. Anyways.

SPEAKER_03 1:49

No, it's great. Okay, so. Shall we do what we do when we do what we do? Which, if you're new here, I mean, we always pop open a drink on every single premiere.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

So let's let's go for it.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Let's do shake this shit up because we're doing some fucking hard, uh, hard iced teas.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Okay, that was sorry.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

I it was very lackluster. And uh sorry, I have no nails, dude, so I can't like freaking pop these bitches open.

SPEAKER_03 2:25

I got a paper cut today.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

Aha.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Um, okay, let's take a drink. Yes, cheers to a new franchise. Yes. May it prosper.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

I really hope so, because here's the thing there needs to be a very happy medium because it cannot be completely because these girls, these girls are they're gonna fucking stab each other, you know, and that's okay. I'm all for this. But the thing is, is that I just don't want it to be so bad where it's like they're fighting all the time, where it's too toxic, and it's gonna be like New Jersey, and then they're gonna go down in flames in like two seasons. You know what I mean? And I don't want that. I want them to freaking prosper, and I want this to be like an ongoing, like 20-year franchise. I'm so sure. I know, right?

SPEAKER_03 3:13

Okay, so Rhode Island, the smallest state with the biggest attitude, it's truly small. It's absolutely yeah, okay, so and my goodness, like they really think driving 15 minutes is driving across the whole state.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

Are you kidding me? That is hilarious, yes.

SPEAKER_03 3:35

Okay, so we get to know the girls, right? Alicia is known as the flip-flopper, yeah. Self-proclaimed, like um, Liz is like the dominant figure. This is the Dolores in many ways. Yeah. Um Rosie will call you out. That's I guess what they said. Joe Allen knows everything. That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets. Rula, I don't know yet. Do you know her? Okay, so here's the thing. We're only covering the premiere because that is all I've seen. I there was a miscommunication in my head where I thought the next episode was gonna be like next Sunday, but whatever.

SPEAKER_00 4:19

It's okay. You don't listen to me, so it's okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

I I'll just You just said it's gonna be airing on Sundays. I didn't know it would be coming out days after it just premiered.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

Again, if the Rilers could speak up, they would say he covered it in the pot.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

Kelsey is a sugar baby. Ashley's new to the group.

SPEAKER_00 4:39

A sugar baby's aging out.

SPEAKER_03 4:42

We're talking about Ashley, she's new to the group, and it feels that way.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Crossing franchises.

SPEAKER_03 4:50

It feels like she's just a spectator in all this.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Um, it it's improving. Uh I think give her a little bit of time. I feel she needs to get out of her shell.

SPEAKER_03 5:03

Alicia and her fiance, Bill. They have a daughter. I don't know if it's his kid. I would think so. Oh, yeah, because they've been I guess they've been engaged like 10 years.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:17

So yeah, it's his. Um and I guess he owns a bunch of restaurants, one being called Pizza Mama, which I she probably was like, make a pizza place for me. Uh she has like that. She's probably like sounds the most Italian, right?

SPEAKER_00 5:38

Um, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

Yeah. She's she's she's the one you said sounds the most like Teresa.

SPEAKER_00 5:44

She does. Um it's tough to tell at this moment, but she's pretty high up there. If not first, second for sure.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

In what?

SPEAKER_00 5:54

In sound the most Italian.

SPEAKER_03 5:56

I I I'm gonna go out and say first. But um, yeah, she has like her crazy Italian family, including like ants, and they all come over, and yeah, the one aunt's like drinking from a flask in the car, and then they're like, when are you getting married? and da da da.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

Okay, so hey, but for real though, I mean, let's be straight up honest. The the stupidity is real in this, in this fucking franchise. Like it's I my brain bleeds um for moments when I hear shit that comes out of these women's mouths. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 6:35

Liz, I like her house, and it's like on the water. Yeah, it's like one of those houses with like windows from like one side to the other.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

And um, she's just like that, I'll bite your head off type lady. Jerry is her husband.

SPEAKER_00 6:59

Just wait until episode two. Holy shit. That's all I gotta say.

SPEAKER_03 7:04

They own a cannabis shop, and um if that I mean, listen, like if I didn't know, like she's seems pretty cool. I think she's my favorite. But Liz, like, I would be like, uh, are you is this single white female? Because she's like going to Dolores's plastic surgeon asking for the Dolores special. And then the weed shop thing is like the Polly thing, right? Yeah, yeah. And then if I'm not mistaken, because I was like, wait, what? Like, Jerry is Irish?

SPEAKER_00 7:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:39

Like, are you trying to lit like you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 7:43

I'm telling you, it's weird. It's weird how uncanny uh like they they're just so they're doppelgangers. I know you think otherwise.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

They look like sisters to me. I will die on that hill. Kelsey. Um she Liz grew up with her boyfriend. Did you know her boyfriend?

SPEAKER_00 8:07

No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

Dated. No, I know who it is. I Googled, whatever. He used to date Paul Abdul.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

Whoa!

SPEAKER_03 8:16

I'm just saying. Okay. Um, so the boyfriend she's with now.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

I'm sorry. This girl is a fucking loser. Like, this is loser ass behavior. I I hate it. She's aging out as a sugar baby. Like, it's it's sad. It's pathetic. It's a whole lot of shit.

SPEAKER_03 8:41

Okay, well, I disagree.

SPEAKER_00 8:43

I don't think there's anything wrong with Oh, there will be when he drops her ass because they're not gonna be a little bit more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 8:50

And then that's what she's just gonna have to deal with because she chose this, but she's sitting in and out, it's not sitting right with her. Obviously, she's like but I mean, whatever. Like, she gets to live there in that big huge house for what seven months of the year, and has a boyfriend, which I'm assuming based off kind of what they're talking about. Yeah, whatever. It's their it's their agreement. Let them live.

SPEAKER_00 9:18

Just dumb.

SPEAKER_03 9:19

So, anyway, she hates lemon seeds. Oh, because she meets up with Liz, who should who shows up on like a dinghy.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

I'm sorry, that's fucking cool, dude. Like, I um I um experienced that kind of like in a way lifestyle. Like me and uh my my boss at the time, like we uh he invited me to go uh with his dad, and they they would just you know bring beers, and uh, you know what? It was just beers, uh, him, his dad, and then me, and then we just like he's like uh hey, you know what? Let's go have lunch. It was at Newport, uh, you know, the the whole like area, that area. And on his boat, we literally parked in the boat parking of the restaurants. It was fucking cool.

SPEAKER_03 10:07

Kelsey is in this huge house, there's four kitchens, 79 TVs, and um she became Miss Rhode Island because of him, she attributes that to him, and they won't show his face, but of course he's all over the internet now, so I don't see what they were trying to achieve because he um since you saw him on the internet, like what does he look like? Just like a guy.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

Just like a guy. Is does he look old? Does he look young? Does he look like hacker?

SPEAKER_03 10:39

He's Liz's age, so take that for what you would. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00 10:44

I swear to God, I would have- You said that even on the episode. Maybe I didn't catch it.

SPEAKER_03 10:48

Like, oh, he doesn't seem old. Liz was saying he doesn't seem old to me because we're the same age.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Wow. Oh, but Liz is like 50.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:56

Okay, so she so she's like fucking like 25.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

So then he's like 50. So yeah, he's not like old, but he's not young either.

SPEAKER_03 11:06

Yeah, I'm saying he's Liz's age.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

Like I thought you were saying that he was Kelsey's age. That's what I'm saying. I was like, oh well, oh.

SPEAKER_03 11:13

She wants him to commit to her, but of course he's not going to, and she's like, he's old, so like, what do like what can I do? He's not gonna change.

SPEAKER_00 11:21

Yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

We have Joe Allen, and she's married to Gary. They met in high school, and at the minimum, he definitely went to a dance with her sister, if not more. Yeah, I'm sure we'll learn more about that because some some women were like alluding to it later on.

SPEAKER_00 11:41

Yeah, that's gonna be brought up many times, am I right?

SPEAKER_03 11:46

Um, yeah, a couple times.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

No, I'm seeing going forward.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Oh, I'm sure, yeah. Her best friends are Liz and Kelsey, and she loves to gossip with them. They have three kids, one, three, and ten. And she works in aesthetic sales. What's that?

SPEAKER_00 12:04

That's a good question. Like, is this like aesthetician?

SPEAKER_03 12:09

Oh, like selling, I don't know. She because she mentioned like plastic surgery surgeons and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

Oh, yeah, that made that makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

Um Rosie goes to Alicia's. It's like I'm saying these names and I'm like trying to remember who they are.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

Uh Rosie is the No, I know.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

She's like a weather, not a weather girl, like a news person.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

They are, I think they're going for like a walk, but they wear these, I call them moon shoes because they used to have these things from Nickelodeon called moon shoes.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

I remember those.

SPEAKER_03 12:44

They were like trampoline shoes pretty much.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

Yes, these things were like fucking ridiculous. This is like like freaking like Inspector Gadget, like spring shoes, like you know, like this is fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Rosie has a TV show, like road tripping or something. Her boyfriend is a Frank Sinatra singer.

SPEAKER_00 13:04

Um not impur not impersonate her or else you'll be mad. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:08

She has beef with Joe Allen, but you can tell she wants Joe Allen's approval so bad.

SPEAKER_00 13:16

Everyone does.

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Because Joe Allen is like the Regina George.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

Everyone wants her approval.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

But she has a reputation, right? Of being like a bitch. So Joe Allen or Rosie?

SPEAKER_00 13:30

Joe Allen. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 13:31

That's her reputation, and I think she she likes that. So uh they say Joe Allen's a mean girl, maybe a swinger. Alicia says that's when she said the thing about her husband and her sister. Um Rosie is having this picnic thing because she's doing the segment for her show where she's doing like this beach picnic. So she's like, well, might as well take advantage of that.

SPEAKER_00 14:06

What are your thoughts on that?

SPEAKER_03 14:08

Of what?

SPEAKER_00 14:09

A beach picnic like that.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Uh like no. I don't know. I mean, guaranteed you take a sandwich to the beach, it's gonna be crunchy because of sand.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

Uh I know. How how does it always be that's always the case? Never fails.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

And it's always windy at the beach, so I'm just sure sand is being kicked up and lining that whole charcuterie or whatever all that was.

SPEAKER_00 14:36

So even when you I mean at the bottom of your drink, uh, yeah, even our drink. It's always a crunchy beer or a crunchy hard seltzer.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

So I'm not into it. I probably wouldn't eat, or I'd have a water bottle or a white or like rinse down the fruit. I don't know. Okay, Joe Allen shows up, and she's like, I don't care for Rosie, but this is also her job, so she kind of has to show up to these things, right?

SPEAKER_00 15:07

Yes. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 15:09

Uh, then we have Ashley Eye. We get her intro. I've known her for years. She is a crying Pisces.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

She oh god, it's so bad.

SPEAKER_03 15:21

She's obsessed with Jared for a very long time. And then finally, when she went, there was this thing called like winter bachelor winter games or something. And then so she ended up getting with this guy, Kevin, and then all of a sudden, when she's with Kevin, then suddenly Jared suddenly wants her. So whatever.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Okay, so funny how it works that way, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_03 15:44

Yeah. So she married Jared, she has two kids. One of them is named Dawson, yes, after Dawson from Dawson's Creek, which made me think, what do you think when we get an uh Oliver, our dog, a brother? We name him Pacey. Can we do that?

SPEAKER_00 16:03

Why would we call him Pacey?

SPEAKER_03 16:05

Why not?

SPEAKER_00 16:06

If Oliver's name is Oliver.

SPEAKER_03 16:09

What what why does it have to match Oliver?

SPEAKER_00 16:13

I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 16:15

No, no, no, no. Okay. We'll keep you informed, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a son named Pacey. If Ashley can have Dawson, like, which is weird, because Dawson was like the worst person in that show, minus Joey, obviously.

SPEAKER_00 16:31

Well, the uh it's just so funny.

SPEAKER_03 16:34

Okay, anyway, tangent is over. She thinks it's really tight knit there. I mean, yeah, duh.

SPEAKER_00 16:39

It's like very absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 16:43

And she's you can tell she's not like big on confrontation. Uh like I'm not either. She kind of feels more of just like kind of taking it all in. Yeah. Right? Like you see her reactions, like, what? You know, we do it.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

What?

SPEAKER_03 17:04

They talk about Kelsey and what she's going through. And then we do like, oh, never have I ever, but stuff, da-da-da. And then Rosie's like, I've never been a polygamist. I thought that was kind of weird because it's not even polygamy.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

It isn't.

SPEAKER_03 17:24

Like, that's when we do clarify wives.

SPEAKER_00 17:27

They do clarify it in episode two.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Okay. Um, Rosie, yeah, Rosie's just stirring the pot, asking the questions, which doesn't rub Joe Allen, right? Obviously. So she's like, wait, does she like, does she have another boyfriend? Like, what do they do for holidays? You know, just yeah. And Joe Allen's like, you talk a lot of shit. And um, Rosie's like, well, you talk shit about me, and then like you you made fun of the wine I I bought and um and says I'm evil and this and that.

SPEAKER_00 18:02

Like, here's the thing. So there's a big difference between like Southern hospitality and this show. So when you're on Southern Hospitality, you know, you have girls in their pajamas and they're having a sleepover or whatever. Yeah, break out the six dollar wine. Um, in shit like this, you need to amp it up. I minimum 30 bucks or more. You you gotta.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Anyway, I mean, I'm not about the snobbery. I know Joe Allen's gonna be like a villain you like, so I'm okay with that. But I don't really like Rosie either, so I kind of don't have any if you had to choose between the two, who would you pick? Neither.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

You had to pick one.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Neither. You have to pick it up. I don't like I don't like snobs and I don't like tryhards. Like that's what like Joe Allen can make her cry all day and she'll still try to win her like acceptance. And I don't respect either of them. Sorry, I'm not picking.

SPEAKER_00 19:09

I think you're by proxy, you're picking Joel Joe Allen.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

Because yes, Rosie is fucking, yeah. So Rosie starts to cry, and Jo Allen's like, okay, okay, okay, let's start over. I want to invite you all to my 4th of July party, and then that's that. Okay, cool. So then we go to was it Audrey's Ashley's coffee shop?

SPEAKER_00 19:35

Oh, yes. Uh huh. Okay, so I was like, who the fuck is Audrey?

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Jared is there, and it's like, we couldn't just have this moment. Like, literally, you're filming on a show and you're still taking orders and like interrupting her while she's trying to talk. That's why you have employees walking around.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

I love how she's like, oh yeah, and so he's all sorry. Oh, hey, uh yeah, uh oh Joe, here you go. Here's your macchiato. And he's all okay. I got you got my attention. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

How mad was he when Ashley was like, oh yeah, we don't make no money?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:13

Like, ooh, shot to his ego. He's probably watching that. Like, the fuck? Why would you say that? Like, disparage our business on television.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:24

And you can just tell it's a big point of contention in their marriage because Jared is there all the time, right?

SPEAKER_00 20:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:31

It's not doing financially well enough to hire someone to take care of what Jared is taking care of right now.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

Yeah, at least to do it right. Yeah. Mm-hmm. In his eyes.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

So it seems like that's gonna be their storyline, just like how it's affecting their marriage. Right?

SPEAKER_00 20:48

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

Let's get to this 4th of July party.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

They're arriving. Dolores shows up. We find out that Liz convinced her to get a summer rental.

SPEAKER_00 21:02

Like, why the fuck not? Like, when do you think like this is it sounds like they're it's gonna be on like summer house schedule. You know what I mean? So why the fuck not? Like, if she's probably riding on this um this money that she got from winning um traders, you know, like, yeah, why the fuck not? Let's spend the summer in a beach area or an ocean area, like that's fucking cool, right? And be on a show, like she's making money, she has to make some money.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

Yeah. Kelsey talks about how she met Joe Allen. She said that, like, she was were like she worked at like a tanning shop.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

Who?

SPEAKER_03 21:44

Joe Allen?

SPEAKER_00 21:45

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:46

And then she started like sleeping with the boss, and then his wife too, or something.

SPEAKER_00 21:51

I don't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:52

Uh Joe Allen tells Kelsey about Rosie's picnic and how she was just like talking shit and then Kelsey's kind of like, I don't have to explain anything to anyone, but then she like still kind of explains it.

SPEAKER_00 22:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

It's like if you're gonna be telling everyone, like selectively, like it's gonna get around. So you might as well just say it.

SPEAKER_00 22:15

Yes. And here's the thing it's not just that, you know, like she's she's explaining it. She told all of us. Yeah, she told all of us.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

All she had to do was just be like, yeah, this is it's my business, it's my relationship.

SPEAKER_00 22:28

Yeah, he's always gone, but you know, whatever I get, like he doesn't even have to bring up the fact that he's banging some other 20-year-old in another state.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

Yeah, volunteered all that.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

Yes, so fuck off. Like it's I'm sorry, you you did it to yourself. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 22:42

Rosie shows up, and her and Kelsey are kind of like not really interacting. But I like how they were all down there and they saw Rosie show up, and then I like how Dolores was like, You need to go greet her. That's your guest. You invited her here.

SPEAKER_00 22:56

It's true.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

I'm like, okay, Dolores. Yep. Rosie gives her like this fireworks bouquet and this bottle, like, you know, a bottle of pretty badass. I thought it was a nice gesture. It's fucking cool. Like, why is that you're too see? This is why I'm saying, like, Joe Allen, fine, whatever, but the snobbiness, like her like poo-pooing on it, like it's not my, it's not the kind of girls I would roll with, but that's just me. And I certainly wouldn't kiss anyone's ass that is a snob like that. But Rosie does. Anyway, um Kelsey talks to Alicia. What I just said, like, oh, I accept the rule, the terms of this relationship.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:45

Um, then we have Joe Allen and Kelsey, they get a caricature drawn.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

I always feel like character caricature artists are fantastic. I think they're to to be able to do it on the spot and to be that accurate, that's fucking cool. Okay. Come on, are you serious?

SPEAKER_03 24:06

I I color me unimpressed with how they were coming out. They seemed a little more generic, but since they were like an older couple, I feel bad disparaging their business. So I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_00 24:15

Jeez, which you are.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

We have Dolores and Liz also doing one, and they pretty much made them look like the same person, which you would agree with anyway. That's why probably why you thought they were so phenomenal. Kelsey goes up to Rosie and asks her, like, I hated how see, whatever you could think what you want about Kelsey, but I hate how Rosie really downplayed it, like and played dumb.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

About what?

SPEAKER_03 24:40

Like, were you talking about my relationship? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:44

Like, what?

SPEAKER_03 24:46

And then she says that Joe Allen brought it up. That's not true, right?

SPEAKER_00 24:52

She kinda did. You would have to you have to go back to watch it. She kinda did.

SPEAKER_03 24:58

Because I just remember them playing Never Have I Ever and then her being like, um, Never Have I Ever been a polygamist. And of course, of course, that opens a conversation. Are you talking about that?

SPEAKER_00 25:10

Yeah, kind of.

SPEAKER_03 25:11

Okay, but then she still brought it up. Like, we know what Bush you're beating around, Rosie. Anyway, and then, you know, Joe, I mean, I hate how Kelsey just was like, she said that? Like, you're just gonna believe this like rando chick you probably don't know that much about.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

And not believe that Joe Allen wouldn't just bring it up. She made it seem like John was like, check this out, you know what I mean? And then conveniently, Joe Allen comes up like, hey girls, time to light the sparklers. It was such a lame, like, really, they just lit the sparklers and they're like, woohoo. Cool. Like, no, it's time to light the M80s. That's what you're supposed to say.

SPEAKER_00 25:57

Who knows? It's probably legal out there, too. I don't know, but like our whack ass state when it comes to it's like, okay, Joel and you're gonna act so rich.

SPEAKER_03 26:07

You should have got legit fireworks.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

Just talking shit. But that was it. That was the episode. Again, I haven't seen the second one, so I really hope you stick around and listen to that. We'll we'll get we'll try to get that out really soon. But solid starter.

SPEAKER_00 26:25

Yes, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

So now it's time for our Hero and Zero!

SPEAKER_02 26:31

Hero and Zero.

SPEAKER_00 26:35

Okay. What say you?

SPEAKER_03 26:38

My hero just has a starter, and I don't even care that she's not a full-time Dolores.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

We no, exclude Dolores.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

No, no, no, no, no. I can say the mailman, I could say Kelsey's boyfriend, I could say his girlfriend in Miami, whatever. Okay, Dolores, because I like how she was like told Joe Allen, like I just like that. The the whole guessing. Like she has this just this classy way about her, right? Like whatever. Anyway, um and then my zero is gonna be Rosie.

SPEAKER_01 27:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

I just think she's a like a kind of a pick me for the group. She wants to be part of it, and it's just like ugly. Okay. Not my kind of girl either. Okay. What about you?

SPEAKER_00 27:34

Easily Joelan. She's gonna be the most entertaining person in this fucking show. Because guess what? I'm all about pr pr uh people that are not afraid to say, you know what? Like she said, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

Oh, but with Erica, okay. I'll remember that.

SPEAKER_00 27:50

Uh, there's a difference, there's a huge difference, and we'll talk about that because Erica's a fucking asshole that's backing the wrong damn horse.

SPEAKER_03 27:59

You know damn well So Joel's not an asshole that's backing Kelsey, okay.

SPEAKER_00 28:03

Actually, I don't mind besides Kelsey being a dumbass, and you know, in her, you know, private life or whatever, other than that, she actually isn't that bad. So if we can get away from her dumbass, like that's gonna be her whole storyline. I know, I really hope not. But whatever. But ultimately, Jo Ellen, for sure, she's gonna be a force to be reckoned with. You're gonna want to see her because you know a fight's gonna go down with her being in it. It's gonna happen, and I want to see it. I cannot wait. Anyways, and zero, I'm gonna double up with yours. Uh, for sure, Rosie. Um, it just I don't like the way she moves. I don't like, you know, like you said, you know, she is definitely the pick me for sure. She ha it's like I can't stand uh when, you know, it's like I have to have everyone like me. She said that herself. It's like, no, you don't. You do not have to have that. It is okay if people don't like you. You know what I mean? That's alright, that's fine. You'll survive. You know what I mean? But of course, she's gonna do everything in her power to make sure she turns that's that frown upside down on Joel and face. Am I right? Yeah, yeah. So so yeah, I'm all like I'm all zero is Dolores. I'm just kidding. Yeah, right. She is a national treasure as far as for Bravo. So, anyways, so that is it. Um, I just can't wait for more. Love this shit, it is great. So, anyways, that is it for our episode though. So, we thank you, love you, and see ya.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

Thank you.