The Valley E2 POSTMORTEM DEPRESSION

We cover the latest episode of The Valley!

Transcript

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With Chris and Angela, covering all your face from Van Pump to the valley. Love is fine and more.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

We got you all up, baby. Chris and Angela.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

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And this is Angela here coming to you, not far from the valley, but far enough to be like, yeah, no, thanks.

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Hey, can I say something? No. That was a good welcome back, by the way.

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It was a little aggressive.

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It kind of popped.

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Aggressive.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

It was aggressive. Like Zach was aggressive. Like, as far as uh uh as much as how Zach was aggressive, quote unquote weird. Uh his talk with Brittany, she said it was a little aggressive. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm saying it differently. It was I can't get the southern accent right sometimes.

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Don't even try. Don't even try.

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All I can say is sporkle.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

Sporkle. Should we just get into it? I mean, make sure you check out our other episodes. We just covered Southern Hospitality, and we're gonna be doing Rhode Island.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

And what else?

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Meaning uh aka the city.

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Hopefully wrapping up Beverly Hills.

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Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

Okay, so let's get into this episode. This is the second episode, right? Or is this the third?

SPEAKER_02 1:33

No. No. Are we talking about the valley?

SPEAKER_00 1:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

This is like episode 17 practically. No, not really. I'm just joking. It's the second. It's like three. You're okay. I um I'm pretty positive it's like it's like episode three.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

Are you no, the sip and see was episode one?

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Uh are we sure here?

SPEAKER_00 1:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

Um, I don't know. I beg to differ, but uh we'll confirm this right now. Yeah, can you, two, damn it.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Yes, two.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Episode two of the valley season three. Okay, let's get into it. Kristen and Luke. They have the redundant talk of lack of intimacy again. And he's kind of like, I kind of just wanted to get back to how it was. And she's like, Listen, I think that's a horrible idea.

SPEAKER_02 2:27

It's um there has to be, there has to be something going on with her, like, you know, something had to have traumatized her. Something. Because even if if if you have if you're going to therapy, and even if the therapist is like, dude, what is fucking 15 minutes out of your damn day? You know what I mean? If even that person saying that, the therapist is on to something, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 2:52

Yeah, but I don't think I can't speak on it. I've never been on pregnant. Of course. You can't speak on it, you've never been pregnant.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

I may look pregnant, though.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

Just kidding. Yeah, especially after um like a sandwich and a half, I guess. What I'm trying to say is I don't think I can speak on that, or you can speak on that, like what the hormones are making you feel, or what the changes in your body, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 3:23

Understood. I get you. But I'm just saying, like, obviously, she's going to this therapist has to be has to specialize in her situation, you know what I mean? So that's why I'm thinking it's like no fuck her. What, the therapist?

SPEAKER_00 3:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:36

What if it's a guy?

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Fuck it. Even more. That's worse.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

No, but you know what I mean? Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

Just yeah, anyway, but she's like, yeah, that's gonna be a no for me, dog. And so he just for the time has to deal with it. But um, we have uh Brit and Zach. Zach comes over and then Cruz, I guess, says his name. Yeah, that was cool, that was a cute moment.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

Um, but they are talking, and we find out Zach doesn't approve of this branded guy. Does he know him from Kentucky, you think?

SPEAKER_02 4:10

Probably he's from it too. But um, at what point is he being freaking aggressive? It's like to me, it's like he's being a decent friend. Like he's just being honest and open with you.

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He says Brandon has two different baby mamas.

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That alone, it's like, really, dude? And it's like you just you're that desperato, you know, to you know, and she always rebounds and this and that.

SPEAKER_00 4:35

Okay, so Lala is having a first birthday for Sosa.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Why'd you sneak? I know just that name. It's just not for me.

SPEAKER_02 4:47

Well, because it's like like uh like the baseball player, that's what I take it as, yeah. Sammy Sosa. Uh-huh.

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Janet arrives, she says she's nervous to see certain people, and but, and obviously we'll get to it all. She wants to kind of make peace with everyone so it's not awkward.

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Quote unquote.

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Quote unquote. And Lala's being so cringy.

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Oh, thank you for saying the word. Because I swear to God, I was like, what is she doing? It's like, okay, got it. The first time it's like, okay, got it, got it, got it. You think he's hot, like we got it. But then to continue on, it's like, girl, like, please stop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

You know, she's a bit much.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:31

Um, did the taco man make you hungry? Because I hadn't, when I watched it, I hadn't had any food yet. And I was like, okay, I need to get food because well, you know me.

SPEAKER_02 5:41

It's like I love tacos.

SPEAKER_00 5:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

Like tacos, it's like I can have tacos. Like, let's say, you know, whatever I had it for lunch, and let's say you're like, let's go to a different taco place. I'd be like, you know what?

SPEAKER_00 5:54

Where did you eat tacos?

SPEAKER_02 5:55

No, I said if I did. Oh. If I if I did eat tacos, you know, during, you know, at lunch or whatever, you know, and then like, hey, let's go to dinner, you know, hey, there's this taco place.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

You'd be down.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

I would be down. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

You know what? Oh gosh. I'm being cursed. I'm having a real issue with like acid, especially with things like salsa, tomatoes, all of my favorite things in the world.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:23

It's really heartbreaking. I need it, I need a good medicine. Tums aren't really.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

I just think you just need to find a different type of sauce, not salsa, even though salsa is Spanish for sauce, but I think you need to find a different sauce that you could put on there where there's zero like spice to it. And I think you'll be okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:45

It's not even just the spice, it's the acidity of all the tomato. Anyway, let's just go. Yeah, you might be right. I'm sorry, you guys.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

All I know is that you know what? If you guys, if you guys want to know, if you guys aren't from the California area, if you want, if you're in Southern California area, I will tell you two top spots to go to. Two top. Easy. Easy. Tacos, Los Cholos, number one, number two, very darn close. Angels Tijuana tacos.

SPEAKER_00 7:14

Okay, so they're still trying to make Tom and Michelle happen.

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I don't like this. I don't like it.

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It's gonna be a no for me on that.

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Stop making this happen.

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Yeah, no. They're reaching. This is Tom doing what Lala's doing with Janet, right? Yeah. Okay.

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But it's like, what was that thing? What's the famous saying? Stop making blink happen.

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Fetch.

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There we go.

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Janet wants to talk to Jasmine, and she's trying to apologize to her for speaking on stuff that pretty much didn't have to do with her. And here so it would have been all in, you know, it would have been all fine, right?

SPEAKER_03 7:49

Yeah.

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Jasmine was like, okay.

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Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Let's just see how it goes, this and that. And then Janet has to go and do the Janet thing by saying, Well, is there anything you want to apologize to me?

SPEAKER_02 8:05

No, she says no, but I think it would be nice for you to apologize for all the shit you told me. Yeah, that's basically what I'm saying. Well, I'm just saying that's what she said particular. You know? And it's just like, I don't know. What are your thoughts about this?

SPEAKER_00 8:20

I think you shouldn't buy someone a gift in hopes that you'll get one back. I think it applies to this. Like if you are truly sorry and you want someone to know that, it doesn't have to be a two-way street.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

You just apologize for your part. But if she went over there to get apologies and the motives are wrong.

SPEAKER_02 8:39

Absolutely. You're right. And that I'm so glad you said that because, you know, to be quite honest, I was gonna say the same thing. Um, because honestly, there's nothing more no nothing more fake than apologizing in hopes of getting the same thing back. Am I right? Am I right? You know, that's fake as fuck. So great job, Janet. You know, way to start. What?

SPEAKER_00 9:04

She messed it up again.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

Yeah, you know, it's like, uh, it's just so it was, it's it's just it's annoying at this point, you know, because it's like, why do we have her? You know, it's like to me, and I I guess that's why I keep seeing the word vibe killer because of freaking Jasmine. Thank you, Jasmine, because she is a fucking vibe killer.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

Okay, so meanwhile, this party is going on, Jesse and Zach meet up because they weren't invited.

SPEAKER_02 9:30

Um, where is this make you mad? Cool ass place.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

Okay, here first off, I want to know if you think it's messed up they weren't invited. Because I know you get mad when it's like, this is your job, you have to invite everybody.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Absolutely. Okay, and it's like and this is Lala's, you know, thing. It's like Lala, you're supposed to be try to be Switzerland here. What are you doing? You know, it's like you already have uh Janet uh mixing uh the same party with uh with Nia and Danny, you know, already as is, you know, so and then you're trying to make that happen, you know. You also have Janet and Jasmine, and you're trying to make that happen. So I don't understand. Right. You know what I mean? Like I just don't get it. Yeah, of course that pissed me off. Now, but that was a cool ass place that they went to.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

Yeah, if okay oh sorry, good. Can I speak? Because I want to speak to that. I'm sitting here dying to talk about this.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

I suppose.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

Not only was that bar the it could have a concept, but I'm sorry, how am I supposed to feel like I'm in a plane if I can see the outside? Make that dark. Okay, second thing instead of printing out on paper like some cheesy ass scenes of outside, why not invest in some little screens to put behind to look like clouds, like you're in the sky.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

That would be good.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

It it could be so much cooler. Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 11:04

The concept was good though.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

The the bones are there, yeah. But if I was looking outside at people walking by looking in at me, it's kind of taking from like I want to feel like I'm in a plane. But do I? I hate flying, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

You really don't like flying?

SPEAKER_00 11:20

No, I don't like flying. Really?

SPEAKER_02 11:22

Well, I don't like flying long distances, like even just going to New York, Florida.

SPEAKER_00 11:28

When we went to Florida, I swear, I don't even think I stood up once and my legs hurt so bad. And I know that's a a choice.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Like, what about Hawaii? You Hawaii was longer.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

Hawaii was cool because we had Wi-Fi. That was beautiful, dude.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Every one of you, if you guys are gonna fly to Hawaii, may I suggest fly Hawaiian Airlines? Holy crap, the best possible Wi-Fi I've ever had. This was regular ass Wi-Fi.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

I'm texting, I'm yes, we're texting, we're watching videos, you know. It's like oh it was great.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

Oh, we're downloading movies. I'm just kidding, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 12:07

But yeah, so okay, we're we're really going off on a tangent on this part.

SPEAKER_01 12:13

You're right. It was cool though.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

I don't even know what they talked about. Um, I didn't write it down.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

Uh, they did talk about uh um Lacey? No, no, Michelle and uh Tom. Oh they did talk about that, and that he talked to both of them and said you guys should get together or be together, you know, and that's fine because I for me it's like, dude, get this girl off of my freaking back. Maybe she just needs to get laid so that way she can stop being so like you know, so much of a beat.

SPEAKER_00 12:44

She was with Aaron and she was still being like that. So that's I think this is just her to her core.

SPEAKER_02 12:50

Uh you just might be right.

SPEAKER_00 12:51

Yeah. So Schwartz is talking to Luke, and did he say they finally hooked up? Because what the last scene they were, he was complaining that it never happens. And then what? Schwartz. Schwartz and Luke are talking at La La's party thing.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

But who hooked up for who?

SPEAKER_00 13:11

Luke and Kristen.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

No.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

Okay, then he said someone did, and then he was like, Oh, Schwartz says instead of post wait.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

He said postmortem.

SPEAKER_00 13:23

He said postmortem instead of postpartum postpartum.

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Which was fucking hilarious.

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And then I like how Luke caught that, like, postmortem. Like, okay. Anyway, so Lala talks to Nia, and she's like, I want to see if I could bring you and Janet together. And so Lala goes and tells Janet, like, Nia's willing to build a bridge, and then they go out there, or she goes out there and um it's very awkward. She's like, Oh, congratulations on you know your baby or whatever, and she's like, Thank you. And then Janet does that thing. She's already said this before, and it just it's not the right approach. Like, she's like, if there's anything you'd like to say, I'm all ears, pretty much, right?

SPEAKER_02 14:07

Yeah, and it's like it didn't work the first time you said this. What the fuck did you think?

SPEAKER_00 14:12

Janet, you need to initiate it. Yeah, Nia doesn't owe you anything, you owe Nia. Yeah, she doesn't owe her shit.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Yeah, yeah, for yeah, for real. It's like, okay, so we get it. You know, obviously Danny did a horrible thing, and yes, can um, you know, can Janet bring it up, you know, uh, as far as for him being pretty shitty in that moment? Absolutely yes.

SPEAKER_00 14:37

But she was throwing away, like they just they have all these little kids, and she wants to say some pretty intense words.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Yes, that's not cool to do to a family, like absolutely, but you figure, but like I said, you know, it's like um, can you bring it up like the first couple times? Absolutely. When you do it the whole damn season, and halfway into the season, they already like kissed and make up, you know, Danny and and Jasmine and you know, it's like if they were cool, Janet, why are you still bringing it up? You know what I mean? So of course, yeah, Janet has, you know, but of course, Janet's not the one to ever say she's sorry. Um I would be surprised if she even says sorry to Jason ever.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

Yeah. So she's just pretty much like, okay, well, congratulations again, bye. And then that was it. And it was just like the most pointless thing I've ever watched.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Guaranteed, Lala said to both of them the other person wants to get something off of their chest, which was horrible because they're both expecting the other person to apologize, which Janet ain't gonna happen. And Nia definitely, what does she have to apologize?

SPEAKER_00 15:45

Yeah, exactly. So we have Danny and Zach, they go to a like like a vasectomy appointment, and Danny, I just can't with him. It's he he's like the biggest cornball. He always has to make like sex jokes and like Yeah. I just Danny's too much, and he's not considerate of his wife, and it drives me insane.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

And I will end the episode with more of that, but um one thing was a little bit off-putting was when he taught when Zach asked him how they met, and he was talking about how he met in church, you know, or whatever. It was very off-putting the way he was talking about that, and it's like, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

Like, shut up.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

Like, that's not just that, but it's just like, dude, you know, honestly, bro, like not like nobody's perfect, right? Not one person on this the face of this planet. I know I'm pretty close, but uh no, but you know what I mean. But it's it's like him saying, like, you know, it jeez, anyways, back to it. Um, no, but for him to say, like, you know, oh yeah, like, you know, uh, yeah, uh, I go to church or whatever, it's like Danny, okay. There is a there is such a thing, in my opinion, called wisdom. Okay. And I don't think you want to throw out there that you're a church-going Christian with the way you you act on the show, you know what I mean? The way you talk, the way you act, because you know, like A, like, you know, the the whole jasmine debacle, okay, that's bad enough. But then, okay, but then when he was uh firing off when he got like super wasted, you know, like it's like, dude, it's like it's like I don't think you should just like kind of throw that out there, maybe clean up your act a little bit, and then maybe throw out that you know, you're you're down for JC. You know what I mean? Like I that's just me. You know what I mean? That's just me.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

You know, okay, so I don't know. Uh on a better note, we get to the dinner with Jesse and Lacey. You know what? I I figured out, like, I love how deadpan she is. You know what I mean? Like, I I'm like, at first I was like, Well, I don't there's just something a little weird to me.

SPEAKER_03 18:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

And then then I was like, okay, she's just deadpan. And I'm like, boy, I like that though. I like that about her. What is deadpan? Deadpan is like, if she's saying something funny and she just says it in like kind of like Wednesday, you know what I mean? Like genuine. Like in a very, yeah, in a very like no yes, like there's no personality, she looks kind of dead behind the eyes. Like, and um, I kind of love that about her.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

So actually, yes. I and uh to be honest with you, like, yeah, uh, ever since she's kind of gotten on the scene, you know, or whatever, I I see nothing like wrong. Now we haven't uh put her in a situation where she's you know put so much pressure on her or so much uh um like adversity where she pops off or whatever. So we haven't seen anything like that yet.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

But I don't think we will.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

At least for now, it's well, I mean, I guess if you think of it this way, with the footage that we got from uh the final party of last season, you know, that foot that golden footage, you know, that could have been an easy like, well, fuck you, you know, blah blah blah, you know, like fuck you, you little bee, or whatever. She could have fired right back, and it didn't seem like she did. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 19:25

Yeah, but not everyone's like that. I would never be like that.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

No, no, no, understood. And then I feel no, but I'm saying is I guess that could have been an opportunity for her to do that, and even then she didn't do it. Is I guess my point is is that um she's nice.

SPEAKER_00 19:39

Yeah. So yeah, I I liked her. She does seem I don't know if she just likes to give Jesse a hard time, but she gives him like not a lot back. Like every time he would say I love you, she'd be like, Thank you.

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Thanks.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

I know. Um, but so far I like her, I think she's a delight, and everyone else in the cast likes her except Michelle. So that has to ever be.

SPEAKER_03 20:10

That says a lot.

SPEAKER_00 20:11

Again, I said this last week. I met her in real life, and she was lovely. Okay, so Soundbath.

SPEAKER_02 20:19

Sorry, real quick. When I met him, was she there?

SPEAKER_00 20:23

No.

SPEAKER_02 20:23

Okay, got it. Wait, was she?

SPEAKER_00 20:26

No.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

That's the day that they uh this is the day that party was the one where they all at that point secretly announced that they were filming for season two.

SPEAKER_00 20:36

Right.

SPEAKER_02 20:37

And he wasn't sure if he was supposed to say it, but he told us anyway.

SPEAKER_00 20:40

I don't know. Right. Yeah. I don't know, but I remember that. She was great. She was really nice. Um, and what's funny is I I was um, you know, I can tell who I'm wanting to approach or not, right?

SPEAKER_03 20:57

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

Based off kind of how they look, like, and Michelle was the only person I didn't go up and talk to.

SPEAKER_02 21:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:06

Um she does not come off warm. But then at all. I mean, I guess I have that face too. Whatever. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

No, you yeah, RBF, it's that's I can see why you would say that about her because she's not a delightful person. She's the exact opposite of Lacey. She is very bitter, you know, and it's like, why do you have to be? You know, it's like show that you don't need this guy anymore. You don't love him, you know, or whatever. But by you saying, like, you know, talking shit about his girl, you know, whatever, saying she's a fucking bitch. I think she said that right. Yeah, she called her a bitch, you know. Yeah, she did. And, you know, saying all this stuff, it's like you're just making yourself look out to be like the bitter ex wife.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

Well, here's the thing, though, and let's please move forward because we go to the sound bath in the like salt cave, whatever. We've seen this on other shows, right?

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Yeah, but th those were in new. Oh, you're right, you're right.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

Okay. So we go to one of those with Michelle and Tom. They're not on a date, but they keep making jokes about it. And so they do the sound bathing. I think I'd probably like that if I'm being honest. And then so that's done. And then they're still in there and they talk about things like she talks about how her mom passed away and that was hard for her. And then we found we find out she's from San Diego. So she would talk about how she would go to TJ. Did you get mad when they said Tijuana?

SPEAKER_02 22:34

Absolutely, yes. But I want to see if we have to say, uh, right, I'd rather I want to see Tijuana Michelle. Like, let's see that person come out.

SPEAKER_00 22:43

I got a glimpse of like was she once fun.

SPEAKER_02 22:47

Yeah, I know. That's I saw I thought the same thing. I was like, oh my god, really? I was like, A, I didn't think she was that Mexican, you know what I mean? And B, like, I didn't know, like, yeah, she went to TJ a lot. So I was like, okay, let's see this person come out. Oh, well, still, like, you know, like to me, it's like you don't just waltz into TJ, you know, like, you know, to me, it's like, even for me, I wouldn't just straight waltz into TJ, you know, like unannounced or whatever because in TJ back in those days.

SPEAKER_00 23:17

Yeah, but now currently now, but she's talking about when she was in junior or like a junior in high school.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

I guess like did you have people that spoke Spanish?

SPEAKER_00 23:25

No. I would go with Crystal and like just all non non-Spanish speakers.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

Uh her cousin, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

So shout out. Okay, and then he talks about how he kind of like doesn't have his mojo at the moment.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Yeah, that it was just an awkward conversation, in my opinion. It's like they were they were both throwing out feelers, and I don't know why. It's like you guys aren't compatible, knock it off, please. Yeah, let's stop making this happen, you know? If they have a fucking romantic date, they won't. I'm gonna fucking lose it because this is this is pointless. Why are we doing this? Is this why we brought Tom on? You know?

SPEAKER_00 24:04

Okay, so let's end this episode with Nia and Danny. I mean, what do they have? Four kids, two being twins, a like newborn baby, and like a like a terrible three-year-old toddler or whatever. It sounds pretty intense. And she is telling him like first off, he's like talking in a way like, oh, well, like I want a boy though. It's like what so what are you gonna have?

SPEAKER_02 24:37

I feel so bad that Asher doesn't have a brother. It's like who the fuck cares, dude.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

And I just I see I just uh Danny is rubbing me the wrong way, he really is, because I feel bad for Mia because she's literally trying to have a serious conversation. She's overwhelmed, where she's saying, like, I'm overwhelmed, yeah, and we already seen with her last parentheses she gets the baby blues, as she calls them, and so she's struggling, and I'm sure it's overwhelming, and her house, you know, like it always looks kind of like messy, not messy you know what I mean. Or just it herself that it's a mess, and he just makes stupid jokes per usual, and it really pisses me off. I feel so bad for her, like she's like, I'm so overwhelmed. He's like, I made a sex schedule, like, shut up, Danny. Like, like you're you're a lucky lady, like, okay, like I just I can't with that. Oh my god, I would lose my mind. I'm so glad you're not like that. Oh god, totally just selfish, self-involved.

SPEAKER_02 25:41

I mean, I'm not opposed to making a dumb joke, you know, to be honest with you. But when not in that moment, yeah, when you're overwhelmed like that, if if you ever were overwhelmed like that, luckily not. Um, you know, well, because like I'm overwhelmed all the time. Well, I mean, you do get your anxious moments, you know, and I can imagine at that moment, can you imagine be like, hey, hey, you know, like something stupid. Like, no, it doesn't make sense. Obviously, my my job here is to help you and put you at ease, you know, because it's very important, and I get it, you know. So, um, so yeah, um, I see what you're saying. It's he's not he's not getting a good edit, and he's not he's it's just it's not looking good for this guy, you know, for this season for sure. And if he continues that, I don't think it looks good for him, which sucks for Nia. It doesn't look good for any of those two to be back for next season.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

Right.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

Right? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 26:40

I mean that it's yeah, because she's too nice and he's annoying.

SPEAKER_02 26:45

Yeah. You know, so I don't know, unless uh we get some uh because I did kind of like last season where Nia was finally like, you know, getting some backbone to be like, fuck you, Janet. You know, to be like, I was like, yes, okay, this is what we want to do. We want to see this, you know.

SPEAKER_00 27:01

Well, I also don't want her to have that stress either of being in drama with people. I just want the best of her.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

I do, I agree, I agree. Her primarily. Am I right?

SPEAKER_00 27:11

Yes. And now it is time for our Hero and Zero!

SPEAKER_03 27:16

Hero and Zero.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

Okay. Who'd you pick?

SPEAKER_00 27:22

My hero is gonna be Lacey, new edition, excited to see what she'll bring. I'm here with open arms.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

Yeah, no, I I'll give you that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

I just I'm intrigued. And then my zero, literally, Danny, it's just easy for me. I listen to your wife. Listen to your wife. Uh enough with these stupid jokes. They're not even funny. Even who said someone said it.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

Zach.

SPEAKER_00 27:51

Zach, like, I don't think anyone thinks Danny's really funny, but Danny thinks he's the most hilarious person in the room. So yeah. What about you?

SPEAKER_02 28:00

Yeah, that's a good point, you know, for sure. Um, so for my for me, um, my my hero, it's just for this one moment, and that's Jasmine. Um, dude, okay, 10 toes fucking down. You know, like don't don't freaking feel that you're forced just because Janet wants to have these false, you know, or this false kind of like intentions of like her dumbass apology. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna apologize so you can say you can apologize for calling me a vibe killer and Karen vibes or whatever she said, you know what I mean? And it's like, and it's like, no, no, no, no, no. You fucking dig your toes into that damn sand and you just stay, you're staying put. You're not gonna apologize. You it's not like you went way overboard, you know. You didn't call her the B, you didn't call her the C, you didn't call her all the bad stuff, you know what I mean? You didn't call her anything way out of out of line. I thought the stuff that she said, you're pretty damn spot on. Vibe killer Karen, shit. What else? You know, whatever, you know, yeah, stick with it. So, anyways, good job, uh Jasmine. Um, and then uh, and then plus you're eating tacos. Be like, you know, stick with eating your tacos, anyways. Um, and then for my uh my zero, you know what? I'm just gonna I'm gonna take the low-hanging fruit uh today. Tom, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

I wanted to be in sync with you. You're so annoying. What did you do? Okay, Danny, like get to the point.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

What'd you say?

SPEAKER_00 29:34

I say Tom.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

Oh, okay. Of course, Janet, you know what I mean. Um, so yeah, so Janet, of course, you know, because it's like you can't be going in and saying, A, oh, I've been seeing a therapist and blah blah blah. I'm trying to better myself, but then you're going back into Janet mode. Uh apparently, like, you know, uh again, Jasmine with the the golden sayings, uh, Janet is janiting, and that's exactly what she was doing. It's like, how are you gonna go into a conversation and be like, cool? Hey, how's it going? All right, you want to say something, maybe, you know, like on the apology, I'm sorry, something like that type of thing. You know, you can't be doing that, so it's like, you know, quick ASMR.

SPEAKER_00 30:16

Anyways, so Janet That is Coke zero caffeine free for this late night. I don't gotta worry about staying up.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Thanks.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

Okay, a moment for the coke. I'm literally here parched, dying to open this Coke, and I don't know if you're gonna be talking for another 28 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

Uh, if you keep saying that, then you're gonna be my you're gonna be my zero runner up if you don't if you don't knock it off.

SPEAKER_00 30:43

Okay, I'll take it. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 30:45

Anyways, no, no, everyone got the gist of it. Um, she sucks, and I just feel like there's gonna be no improvement with this woman. Um, she's just gonna be the zero for life, you know, you know, for real. Because it's like, what it's no, for real, because it's like she's just gonna be aiming for past, you know, like apologies for past transgressions. That's all she's gonna want, and that's what's gonna make her so bad. As always.

SPEAKER_00 31:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

You know, and that's it. So she needs to go, and that's it, plain and simple, you know, like we can find other people we don't like, aka Lala, you know, but anyways, um, I should have put her as a zero for you know, like the she's acting like some like desperate housewife, right? You know what I mean? And it's like chill the fuck out.

SPEAKER_00 31:34

Calm down, Lala.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

He was I wonder to be a fly on the wall after she left.

SPEAKER_00 31:38

She said nothing happened.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

No, no, no. Oh, after he she left him, and he's probably like, damn, crazy girl.

SPEAKER_00 31:44

Like, it's like I don't know, but anyways.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

But um, let's just hope this gets better because as it is, like, don't get me wrong, I know the value is about marital marital issues and stuff like that. Uh, but Kristen and Luke, it's like it's getting stale, like we got it. You guys don't wanna, you know, like you don't want to have sex with him, you know, or whatever. And it's just like, I get it. Danny with his dumb jokes, you know, whatever, but you know, Nia's like, you know, obviously overwhelmed. It's just it's getting too much already. So we'll we will see.

SPEAKER_00 32:16

We will see. All right, thank you guys so much for listening.

SPEAKER_02 32:19

For sure. So we thank you, love you, and see ya.

SPEAKER_00 32:23

Bye.

SPEAKER_03 32:27

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