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All Rilda. With Chris and Angela. Covering all the face from Van Pump to the valley of love is by demo. We got you.

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All Rilda, baby, with Chris and Angela. Let's go. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

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And this is Angela, and we're here to talk about Beverly Hills, the never-ending story.

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I swear to God that I thought the same thing.

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When is it gonna end?

SPEAKER_02 0:36

I don't know. It's like it's like we're gonna get to like two episodes from from this. It's gonna be like, you know, like next episode. It's not even a good one.

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Now we need the true, like wrap it up. We need to put the Oscar music to this season.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

Dude, did you ever see like Showtime at the Apollo? Yes, no, like late nights, you know, whatever. Like I would watch that every now and then, and we just need that dude, we need the the siren, and then get the guy to get that fucker offstage, man. It's like we need that, like pronto, dude.

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Sure. Okay, let's just get into this. There is no time to waste.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

All right.

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We are at Rachel's Studio 54 Party. Studio 54 Party seems to be a thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

Uh, yeah, yeah. Now that we have Rhode Island going on, yes.

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Sutton asks Kyle when she's gonna talk to Dorite. Uh Kyle's like, not into it. Um, Erica goes to talk to Bose and they talk about it, and then she's like, I'm gonna give Darit her space for now, and then it's funny because then Dorit walks up and like sits down in the general like the area, yeah. Circle of chairs, whatever. And then Erica motions to the others to come over, which is what like Sutton, Kyle, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

Yeah, all the other sad sad sacks, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

So then it was kind of weird because then it turned into just a conversation between Sutton and Derit. Yeah, I'm like, was it so loud the other women couldn't hear them? I don't know. I don't know, it was kind of weird, right?

SPEAKER_02 2:23

Yeah.

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And Sutton's asking her, like, do you plan on talking to Kyle? And Darit's like, no, I had a rough week. Like, my kids just started public school for the first time because they've been homeschooled and they're not adjusting well, or whatever it was. And then Sutton's like, Well, it would be nice if you reached out to Kyle and say, sorry for not talking to her all week or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

And it's like, for what?

SPEAKER_00 2:47

I know, and like Derit's like, huh? Like, pretty much like, well, okay, basically, she's like, phone works both ways, right?

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Yeah, but it's just like I felt that she did with the bullshit like that she just received from Sutton, like I felt like she handled it pretty decent, you know, like she was a little condescending, a little bit, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Okay.

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No, let's be real. You know, she's like, you know, like instead of seeing like what the fuck for? Like instead of saying something like that.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

Well, but Dory is condescending, but Sutton also in the same breath is like, well, here's what happens. Can we just explain it? Yeah, Rachel comes up, right? You can tell she is seeing that the conversation is tense.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

Yes.

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So Rachel, which I'm like, I freaking love Rachel. This is why I love Rachel. She comes up and she's like, Do you need a drink? Yeah, like, oh, we're good, let's go dance. Like, she's trying to defuse this. Is it her party? This is her birthday. Like, I see nothing wrong with Rachel coming up and be like, come on, let's go dance. And then so Dorit gets up, they go, and to Sutton, this is like the rudest thing. I am leaving. Like, not not like fuck Rachel, right? This is Sutton. Like, Sutton's like about herself, right? Oh, yes. Oh, Dorite was so rude. I'm not sure what you mean.

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Everyone else was jumping to her her her, you know, like, oh my gosh, you were totally like, oh my god.

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And she's like, I just got shut down.

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Yeah.

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Like, what?

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Can I can I add something? And I need you to see this, okay? Because I love you with all my heart forever and ever and ever. But you need to understand, Jennifer Tilly also added to that. She was in that little sad sack group, and she needs to wake the fuck up. She's of the wrong side.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

I don't think I don't think she's taking sides.

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If you can hear it, you can hear her voice chirping.

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She just said, yeah.

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It's not cool.

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No, play off Jennifer Tilly. Like you know.

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She's about to be my zero for today.

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I will not post that. I will edit that out. Um, no, like, see, now you're just you're getting weird. I just noticed that.

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I'm just I don't know. I don't care.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

No, I she was just like, yeah, like she was just there in that thing. Like, if she was with Rachel and whatever, she'd be like, yeah, she doesn't care. She just wants to jump in the pool and have a good time. You're you're gonna annoy me. Okay, so they go inside and sudden is like, you know, making it like, oh, I'm like, I'm alone. Like, she keeps using like her kid going to college, yeah. And Kyle's like um talking about Doreet, like, if you meet more than one asshole a day, you're probably the asshole. Anyway, we see a lot of like white women dancing disco, you know what I mean? Yeah, like doing the we see Amanda. Yeah, like like finger up, finger down, diagonal, like the classic.

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She looks so awkward, dancing, and it's like, oh my god.

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Oh, but we also have Natalie doing the splits, which was Kyle, the drinking Kyle, that was her thing.

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I still to this day, I want to see her pull this off. I don't know. I just cause I ultimately, because it's like I want Kyle to like like surgically remove the stick out of her ass. That's ultimately what I want to see. Sutton pull Dorite again, and she's like, You hurt my feelings, and then Ooh, but then like right away, Dorit was like, Well, that's annoying, and I'm gonna hate you, hate her forever for this, you know, or whatever. Like, as soon as she pulled her.

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Yeah. Um, she's like, Once Rachel came, you ignore me, and Dorite's like, Okay, sorry. And then Sun's like, Are you? And then I hate that.

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Oh my god, that triggered me so much. I hate that so much. Like, if you if you're asking for an apology, you get said apology. Like, I felt like the only way she was gonna accept the apology was like, Oh my god, you're so right. I am so sorry. That was the worst thing I could have ever done in my entire life. Oh my god, will you ever forgive me? That's the only way she would have accepted it.

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So then we have them singing the birthday song, which of course Rachel doesn't want to make it about her. She's like, Oh, the all the Virgos come over here, and then um Mojave Gray makes another appearance.

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Black? Mojave Black?

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Oh, Mojave Black.

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Whatever, yeah.

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Who gives a shit? Okay, so that he sings, whatever.

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And he was like pretty much like Mariah carrying it. Like, what are you doing, dude?

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Like it's Jennifer Chilly jumps in the pool, so does Rachel's son. And I love how Rachel's like, oh Jennifer, I'm obsessed with you. Why can't I say that? Okay. Next scene Sutton talks to Reba, and all I could look at was how gross and smudged and disgusting her laptop screen was.

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It was distracting how bad it was.

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But I love this. She tells Reba about Dore, and then Doreet, she she's going. What Sutton was doing was she wanted that like affirmation, right? And all she got was Doreet saying everything she didn't want to hear.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, she probably didn't realize she came off like came off like that.

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Are your feelings that shallow? Oh shit. Caught astray. Wow. That was great.

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And then we find out Dorit invited them to her book cover party. And this was at the party, so she says, Oh, everyone, I want to invite you all. And when she said that, Kyle and Sutton like looked at each other. You know what I'm saying? Yep. Like, oh god, you know.

SPEAKER_02 9:13

Yeah. So I mean, granted, okay, is it a pretentious reason to like have a party? Absolutely.

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It doesn't matter.

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Like, but I had a point to this.

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But I wanted to say an example.

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Okay.

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A lot of people on Bravo do this because like Carl had a soft bar thing when it wasn't even open.

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Yeah.

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Amanda had a thing for her swimsuits when that wasn't even a thing. Like, yeah, they do this because this is a good promoting opportunity to have it on the show.

SPEAKER_02 9:51

Well, not only that, it's another excuse excuse to have a party. That was a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

That's not even the point. Like, you want your brand promoted while you're in season.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

Of the show. Of course. Yeah. So she's wants people to know about the book. She doesn't have it yet, and it might come out between the time that they're recording this season.

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Yeah, the other season.

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So it's smart. It's a business move. Yeah.

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Definitely so.

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Um, Erica goes to Rachel's and it's like the day after the party, and they talk about Doree, and Rachel said, I didn't notice people spending because like we all spend money.

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And that's the truth.

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Yeah.

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Leave her the fuck alone. Like, stop, like, you don't have not one fucking storyline, you or Kyle, and the only thing you got is somehow some way to grasp at Dorit and say you're late, you're spending too much, you're erratic, blah, blah, blah. That's my storyline. There we go.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Okay. But I mean, the latenessing, I mean, people should I don't like.

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If it was a problem, do you you don't think that production would have been like, hey, Dorit, stop fucking around. Get here on Twitter.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

If it means they have to wait longer to have them record the dinners and stuff, that would be annoying. Come on. You would be the first person annoying to tell.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

Oh, no, I do I think that, but I do I not think that Dorit's an asshole for doing this? Of course she is. You know, it's like, come on. Just like playing on a tarmac. Yeah. I no, no, I agree. Okay. Like Lisa Hawk's.

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So we're not just gonna be completely biased.

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Absolutely not. Because remember, look, I had a problem with Lisa from from Miami.

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But she actually fixed it.

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She did, yes. And she was apologetic on some occasions, but yeah, she ultimately did fix it. But I'm just saying, like, as far as it's no different. I feel that, you know, Dorit is a jerk, you know, for doing all that stuff. Um, and not really, because it's like on the tarmac, you know, it's like she could came in, be like, Oh, I'm so sorry.

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That's what I would do.

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The first second, I'm so sorry, guys.

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I'm actually the type if I'm late, I'm stressing out, I'm texting, like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'll be I'm like, I'm hurrying. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 12:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But to just show up and be like, Where's my seat?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

Dori is like not this person that needs the I mean, she's an asshole.

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Yeah.

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But what we're saying is, yeah, it it seems like people just don't have a storyline and and that's that's the stereo storyline.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

And it's like really honestly, it uh especially if the fact that this is not a new thing, then what why are you having a problem? At this point, accept the girl for who she is, she's a fucking just tell her, like, hey, if we all have to be there at 6 a.m., then tell her ass, hey, you know what? We gotta be there at, you know, at fucking four. And then she'll be there on time, right? You know, it's like come on.

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Erica says PK has her in a frenzy and that he loves it, I'm sure. And then they talk about the book party, and they say, if Kyle and Son don't go, it's kind of understandable, but if Erica doesn't go, it's gonna be a big deal, right?

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Yeah.

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Then we have Bose and Daughter, they go on a mother-daughter date, but really it's her proposal. And uh, congrats, but also the only thing I thought was like she better get an ironclad prenup.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Oh, absolutely, yes. Holy shit, yes. Like, are you kidding me? Yes.

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Then we have Kyle and her daughters, and she says she's not going to Doritzing, and I love how the assistant.

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I love how the assistant's like, you have a lot going on. What the fuck does she have going on? She has nothing going on.

SPEAKER_00 13:50

I mean Come on. Come on, stop acting like you know people's life.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

She has nothing going on. What are you talking about?

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It's I'm not defending Kyle, but people have shit going on. I'm so sure. Like her daughter's getting married in a week.

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Like she can go to one fucking evening.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

Okay, but I'm sure.

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She probably went out for drinks that night.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

Drink? What do you think? She doesn't even drink.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

You know what I meant. Like, you know, for dinner, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 14:13

I just think you really you're just you're on one.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

Okay, no, I'm just I'm just being a good idea.

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And I don't even like Kyle, but I'm just saying, like, you really act like you know people's lives.

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I'm just saying, you know, let's be honest.

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Okay, so then we have Amanda. She wasn't going to go, but she wants to be a woman who sports women.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

She might as well should just like just kept it to herself. You know what I mean? In my opinion. It's like, you know, it's like, then why are you going? You know what I mean? Why are you really going?

SPEAKER_00 14:43

Sutton calls Bose, tells her she's not going, and then Bo's thinks it's a bad move.

SPEAKER_02 14:48

It is. Or what what are your thoughts in this in this situation? Because in a way, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't, but you're less damned if you fucking go.

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And yeah, like you just go and you don't say anything really, and then you leave.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

Yeah, because then you then they have no reason to talk shit about you because your ass went. Anyway, of course she wanted to make it about herself, so that's it.

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We're at Dorite's book thing, and she talks to Dorite and sorry, by she, as if you should know that.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

I know.

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Rachel talks to Doreet, and then see, I love Rachel. I love Rachel, I love Rachel. What I don't love about Rachel is about she's acting. It's like, oh, she's so mad that her ex posted Happy Birthday, which was like a day after Rachel's like happy birthday.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

Well, here's the thing it's like even her last crash out, you know, when they were in Italy, I to be honest with you, I wasn't that that like I didn't care for that. I mean, like, she really didn't have to be that much to crash out about. It's like he has another girl, like now, he moved on, and you know, she's important to him, so he's gonna introduce her to the kids at one point, you know. It's like like I just didn't think it was that big of a deal either, you know. And this one I was like, I'm well, oh god, like who cares? Who cares?

SPEAKER_00 16:27

You know, like okay, so then Tilly shows up, other women show up. Um Dorite tells her that three people aren't showing up. She seems to be at this moment the most mad at Sutton, and we get all the montage of Sutton being an asshole.

SPEAKER_02 16:45

Yeah. She, it's like, you know, come on, dude. Sutton, like, it's just hilarious how Sutton thinks that Dorite has no reason to feel the way that she feels about her, or she's reluctant, you know, when she's trying to be quote unquote close friends with her. You know, it's like, come on.

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Then someone asks if Erica was coming, and she's like, Oh, I don't know. And then, of course, we get a knock on Sutton's door, and it's Erica. And not and then I don't know if they showed in the episode No, I think they did, where she's like, Oh yeah, I texted her that I wasn't coming, and then Erica's like, I haven't even done that. So that's where it ends. They're making it a big should be continued, and that's it. And now it's time for our Hero and Zero!

SPEAKER_01 17:37

Hero and Zero.

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Okay, who'd you pick?

SPEAKER_00 17:43

Um, so my hero is obviously gonna be Rachel because she saved Dory in that moment. I love that. I just think Rachel would be such a good friend to have. She just, yeah, she's a good friend. And then my zero, I will say Sutton, obviously. I mean, to turn that and make it about you, and then to even be like, I'm leaving, like that's selfish to me. Because you were at Rachel's party, who I'm sure Rachel has not done anything bad to you, and you're just causing a scene over something that was nothing.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

What about you?

SPEAKER_02 18:24

My hero is good old Reba. Reba was gold in that short moment. She was gold. She was like, Are your feelings that shallow? And you know, like some like I'm sure Dory didn't mean that, you know, like whatever. Like, like she was hoping that she was just gonna gain, even in the slightest, some type of ally over over like uh Dory, you know, to validate her feelings and all this stuff, and she didn't get shit from her own mother because her mother is a real one, she's gonna tell it like it is, even if it's at the detriment of her own daughter. So that was awesome. And um, I fuck. Uh I guess to avoid being like such a dick to Erica, I'm gonna go same's on you on uh on yours because yeah, like Sutton, like you also have no fucking storyline besides your son's out to college and now you're alone. Well, you fucking suck, you know, and it's like no wonder, you know, and that's it. I I know it's so mean, but whatever. I don't care, you know. She's so like self-absorbed, like everything needs to be about her, and I'm just glad her own mother set her straight, and that's that's the the long and the short of it, you know. That's it.

SPEAKER_00 19:55

All right, well, thank you guys for listening. This was a short little one, but I mean, we are come on, Bravo. We're ready to wrap this up.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

It's it is like it's time to put this this a little cow to pasture, dude, because it's it's time, it really is for sure, and it's time to put this episode to pasture. So we thank you, love you, see ya.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Bye.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

Thank you.