RHOA PREMIERE + E2 Real Housewives Atlanta INFIDELI(TEA)

We cover the Premiere and second episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta!

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Up to All Rilda. With Chris and Angela, covering all the phase from Van Pump to the valley. Love is by Mmore.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

We got you all riled up, baby. Chris and Angela. Let's go. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Riled Up Podcast. This is Chris.

SPEAKER_05 0:23

And this is Angela. And for our first time ever, we are premiering Atlanta.

SPEAKER_03 0:31

I'm so excited to be honest with you. Because it's like, okay, obviously I'm new to this franchise. Like, period, you know, but at least I have some exposure. Like three bits of exposure. Okay. So one, Phaedra from Traitors, season two, okay, which was awesome because I'll never forget when she uh she straight up said, Look, you were surrounded by a bunch of different women in The Bachelor. Guess what? I'm not trying to get a rose, so I don't have to kiss your ass. Love that.

SPEAKER_05 1:07

Also, not Ek and Sue.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

Oh, yeah, yeah. But you know what I mean? So she like in that in that season, obviously I felt like she went out with a whimper, whatever, but overall, loved Phaedra. You know what I mean? And uh and actually with uh with Portia, little did you know that uh she was on a little kind of like uh not a reality show, but it was like a reality uh radio show with my uh the morning show I listen to, which is Heidi and Frank, and she's the one in Atlanta with like the brat and I forgot uh what the name of the show is, and they were on it, so it was kind of like TMZ in a little bit, and then like it was just it was cool. And I was like, I didn't know until I saw like little you know snippets of like Atlanta, so I was like, okay, Porsche, and then of course she was on Traders and uh Charles Oakley, he's a motherfucking like NBA legend, so yeah, I didn't know that one, yeah, not a sports. Anyways, but that's uh uh that's just uh that's just me. I just saw him, I was like, oh shit, that's fucking Charles uh Charles Oakley. Okay, cool. But anyways, let's continue on.

SPEAKER_05 2:19

Well, if you're new here, then we have a tradition where we have to pop open a drink at any premiere of any show. We just did it on our Rhode Island. Yes, the valley.

SPEAKER_04 2:33

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 2:34

So it's been uh you know, like a a week ago within a week, yeah, we've had to open three drinks. So here we go. A little ASMR.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 2:46

Cheers.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

I am uh popping open a Topo Chico Oasis Cherry. Um, not my preferred uh flavor of, but I do love Topo Chico and what you got?

SPEAKER_05 2:57

Truly. Truly pineapple. Keeping it basic today.

SPEAKER_03 3:03

Yeah, no kidding, dude. Okay, super basic.

SPEAKER_05 3:06

Well, here's another thing. As we are a little bit late, we are gonna be covering the first two episodes. Since the second episode came out yesterday, there's really no point in doing a whole nother episode.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:21

Might as well just compile it all in one.

SPEAKER_03 3:24

So dude, so far, so good. Like, honestly, I'm uh like, am I a little uh do I feel a little bit behind because I didn't watch last season? They are really the reunion. Yeah, exactly. But the thing is, uh definitely liking the shit talk, you know, a lot of shit talk and a lot of shit talk to people's faces.

SPEAKER_05 3:45

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

Loving this, like it's like okay, yes.

SPEAKER_05 3:49

Okay, let's start.

SPEAKER_03 3:50

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_05 3:51

Okay, um, well, we start off with Angela and Charles, and they're cooking burgers, she's saying that they're stronger than ever, but she brings up that whole thing. I guess he was like, Oh, she had to drug me. It's kind of dumb, but um, and then Portia goes to go see Kay Michelle, and I knew who Kay Michelle was. I don't and I don't know if you had ever heard that. Had no clue. Okay. Um, well, we get to meet her. She's a singer, an actress, she has a son. She's getting into country music now.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

So something when she showed her country, like kind of uh moniker, when uh Puddin. You know what I mean? I've heard of Puddin. I've never heard the music, but I've heard that name.

SPEAKER_05 4:46

So I listened to a song today just to see how it sounded.

SPEAKER_03 4:52

And the country song, okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:55

Her song's called Jack Daniels.

SPEAKER_04 4:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:59

And no, I mean it's she's a really good singer, and you you know what I mean? You wouldn't even think like by her singing, it doesn't sound like she's like an RB singer, you know what I mean? It just it sounds like she adds a twang to her voice, and uh I mean it sounded like sounded good. It sounded like a modern country song.

SPEAKER_03 5:21

Yeah. But anyway, yeah, you know what? Um I actually I know she's new to the group, you know, but honestly, the way she's handled herself so far in these first two episodes, you wouldn't even know, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_05 5:35

She's having a dinner party. Sorry, Portia. Portia talks about how her divorce is final, so she's having this dinner party for couples, and she's catching K Michelle up on like, you know, who's coming.

SPEAKER_04 5:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:52

And to bring a date, and then so K Michelle's like, oh, I got married a couple weeks ago to this dentist in Nashville.

SPEAKER_04 6:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:02

And then she starts talking about how much of a hard time she had in Atlanta, and she had like people hating hating on her and you know, judging her, and how so, do you know? Not really. I mean Okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

I don't know. It just to me it's like like I really like her. Like I think she's super funny, you know what I mean? So it's like, I don't know, that's just me.

SPEAKER_05 6:28

Same. So then we go to Shamia's, which I will say she's a little extra with the just how she says things, you know what I mean? She's very um over the top.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

Absolutely, but then she has she had a lot of good moments uh in this episode. Yes, absolutely not. Uh absolutely right, sorry.

SPEAKER_05 6:51

So Callie comes over. See, I used to watch Atlanta, but since then I don't I haven't met Shamia or Callie. We saw Angela at Watch What Happens, the live taping. Um and then who obviously I know Portia, obviously I know Phaedra. Um Cynthia, of course I know Cynthia.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

At Watch What Happens, is that what you're asking?

SPEAKER_05 7:21

I'm saying I'm trying to think of who I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_05 7:26

And I I haven't met Shamia or Callie.

SPEAKER_03 7:29

Okay, and then so K Michelle. K Michelle, was she someone said I I heard someone say she was in love with hip-hop?

SPEAKER_05 7:40

I yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

I I never obviously I never watched it, so okay, alright, that's cool.

SPEAKER_05 7:45

Anyway, so Callie goes over to Shamia's and she says they're BFFs, and they're just talking about how her daughter's going to college, so she made this like basket of like of things you probably wouldn't want to send your kid off with.

SPEAKER_04 8:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:05

Shamia says she's gonna start a rum company.

SPEAKER_03 8:12

Um here's the thing um rum is not necessarily my favorite. Now, obviously, we've gone on um a cruise to the Bahamas, and when we were there, uh when we're on the boat, you're damn right I was gonna take rum shots, you know what I mean? So it's like, yeah, when in Rome, but for the most part, I'm not gonna go out to like Total Wine and Moor or Bevmo and be like, hey, let's get a bottle of rum.

SPEAKER_05 8:40

Well, it's for tropical drinks.

SPEAKER_03 8:41

Fucking for sure.

SPEAKER_05 8:43

I mean, back in my day, we would buy Captain Morgan with like Dr. Pepper.

SPEAKER_03 8:49

Ew. Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 8:51

Yeah. Or the hardcores will get Sailor Jerry's.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

You know, uh, but for me, um back in the day with um, you know, going to family parties or whatever, uh, a big drink was uh the what's it called, the Kubali Bra. You know, which was like Bicardi and like and uh coke and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_05 9:10

Yeah. Okay, so she says after the reunion, she had this mean text exchange with Portia and she mimes it out.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

That part was fucking hilarious. I don't even know why. It just like it's just the way she like did everything, it just made me laugh, and I love that it went on for so long.

SPEAKER_05 9:31

Well, I had seen from Summer House, like Amanda, she had posted like a picture of her dog, and like, hey, like I feel bad, but I'm gonna be out and about, whatever. And then someone posted it's already like a gif, yeah. With her doing that, like like soon.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

But like, oh my god, just real quick, uh, to touch on that. Like, how dare you to try to like try and soften the blow, you know, and yeah, yeah, and putting a cute dog, like that's it's just so stupid.

SPEAKER_05 10:05

So uh now we go to Portia's mist was it, was it Mystic Island dinner?

SPEAKER_03 10:12

Yeah, but then she kept on saying everything fucking wrong about her own party.

SPEAKER_05 10:17

Mystic dinner. We have Cynthia, we have Drew, um, who comes in with her man. Well, I don't is that her man? I don't know. Drew? Yeah. Uh or are they saying a friend? But anyway, he's on FaceTime the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 10:35

That was fucking weird.

SPEAKER_05 10:36

Yeah. FaceTime because she thinks she's cool with everybody except Angela. So there's obviously something I don't really know that much about what happened. And even when they were trying to explain it, I'm like, huh? Yeah, I couldn't get it. I'm sorry. And we will just go along and I'm hopefully everything will fall into place.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

Yeah. Or they'll just move on from whatever that was, and it seemed like they kind of already have after episode two.

SPEAKER_05 11:05

So we have Drew shading K Michelle, like seriously acting like she didn't know her. Like, oh, is she a singer? Uh I mean, I can't I can't speak on that because I didn't know her myself, so I know, but this is Atlanta, and no, there's so what you're saying is that I've known for years, and I'm in California.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

Yeah, understood.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Like, this is no, there's no she's just being shady because she tried she thinks she's a singer too. So which is annoying. Okay, so Portia invited this guy, Mike. We meet Pinky. She's like this businesswoman who owns this vegan, vegan restaurant, slutty vegan.

SPEAKER_03 11:52

I wonder if it's half as good as uh that vegan uh burger place that I love going to. Uh Virger Boys, Virger with a V. Those were that the sim easily the best uh vegan burgers I've ever had is so good.

SPEAKER_05 12:08

We have Shamia's husband who can't make it because he was stuck in Charlotte.

SPEAKER_03 12:16

Did you believe that?

SPEAKER_05 12:17

Yeah, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:19

I guess I'm so freaking jaded uh, you know, with reality TV that I don't believe anyone like conveniently they can't make a big event, you know, and it's just I don't know. That's just me.

SPEAKER_05 12:29

I mean, with the airports, who knows?

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Yeah, I mean, I have been stuck myself. I've been stuck in Denver, so I get it.

SPEAKER_05 12:37

Kelly says Pinky is not a girls' girl, that Pinky has left her on red. And then Pinky loves K Michelle because they are sorority sisters, right? If you're part of the same sorority, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if it's not the same year, are you still considered sisters and brothers? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Um, and then there's this weird tension between Drew and Shamia, I noted. But again, I don't really know the history of that. I probably should have at least watched the reunion and tried to grasp it.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:15

But whatever. I mean, we're just gonna go with it.

SPEAKER_03 13:17

Um then the problem with doing that is then that means then they're gonna refer back to the season. Right. And it's like, fuck, now you gotta watch the season. You know, it's uh it's a vicious cycle.

SPEAKER_05 13:28

Phaedra has really good commentary, right? So she's throwing shade at Drew's FaceTime guy with the colostomy bag.

SPEAKER_03 13:37

That I I'm telling you, Phaedra has like these, like these little confessionals are fucking gold, dude. Great shit.

SPEAKER_05 13:46

They did some like question game. I didn't really write anything down because I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

These games on all of these franchises, I'm just like um not many of them didn't seem too salacious, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_05 14:02

Usually they're there to like call out people on shit, but this was more just like wanting them. Legitimate questions. Asked sexual questions.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Yeah, like that's what I'm saying. They were legitimate questions.

SPEAKER_05 14:14

No, they were trying to be like raunchy.

SPEAKER_03 14:17

I get it, but I'm just saying, like, these games are meant to be like salacious, you know, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_05 14:23

Okay. Um, so they asked Drew. Oh, because Porsche, they're kind of having like just a girl's pow-wow, because all the guys went outside to smoke scars or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 14:35

So they're kind of asking, like, so Portia, that's great that you know, Shami is here. It was so bad between you guys before. And then Porsche's like, I have no ill will towards her, and you know, hopefully they're gonna whatever, try to move forward.

SPEAKER_04 14:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:51

And then they ask Drew, and then Drew doesn't seem as receptive. And then she, in a confessional, like, shades the apology video that Shamia had posted. Like, sorry. Sorry. Do you remember that from South Park?

SPEAKER_02 15:09

What?

SPEAKER_05 15:10

It was like that. What's that one like I don't know, BP gas? Or it was like a gas company.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:18

And then the guy, like the CEO would be like, Oh yes, like sorry.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Sorry. Sorry. I do remember that.

SPEAKER_05 15:27

Okay, so Shamia brings up the Phaedra thing with Angela and Drew, and I I again I don't really I can't really speak on it, but Phaedra did get called out a little bit because they're like, we want to see these tapes of whatever the security footage, and then the producers ask Phaedra in a confessional, and you know, you could just tell she's like, Oh, uh, well, no, but I asked for them. It's not the same thing, Phaedra, but okay. We'll let you get away with it because you're Phaedra.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:03

We have Kay Michelle, who because at this point it is getting a little heated, and then she just like has to excuse herself. Like, she's like, I don't want to borrow this, and she goes out and hangs out with the guys. And then Porsche and Callie start going at it, and Porsche's like, we can talk about this at a later time, which we'll get into that very shortly. And then that episode pretty much ends with Mike making a speech as if this is his home. Like, thank you guys for coming. Whose home is it again? Porsche's. But she's she just got divorced. So it would technically ha I mean, it's hers, but it was Simon's her ex-husband. So that's why everyone's like, okay, this guy's just coming in acting like he's the man of the house.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:52

So let's get into the second episode.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_05 16:56

Okay, so we have a scene with Drew, and she's with Angela, and I guess she's gonna have a movie premiere for this movie she's in. Some some.

SPEAKER_03 17:05

I actually remember I remember seeing uh this um this trailer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 17:13

So she doesn't know if she's gonna invite everyone. We have Phaedra in the car with her son, and we get a flashback of him, and he was like going to kindergarten.

SPEAKER_04 17:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 17:25

And now he's like a fool driving like just shows how many years, you know what I mean? Yeah, these really old franchises have been.

SPEAKER_03 17:35

Well, yeah, this one's yeah, season 17.

SPEAKER_05 17:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

Jeez.

SPEAKER_05 17:39

Yeah. So I I thought it was funny how she's like, oh yeah, he's his dad's designated driver now. And they're like, Well, is he yours? And she's like, I'm not a drunk, I'm a Christian woman. And then, okay, so now we go to the lunch, that which I kind of mentioned a second ago. It's it looked like it was like a tea time.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Yeah, um, it was like uh it was like dirty tea or or what was it? Something like that. That was the name of the place.

SPEAKER_05 18:10

I was like, okay. We have Portia, K Michelle, and then Callie. I was the scarf on the head was driving me crazy. It was like, did you come in a convertible and can you take it off now?

SPEAKER_03 18:23

Um, it's just like, I don't know, these these fashion high fashion shit, like it's like uh sometimes it's a miss for me, but whatever.

SPEAKER_05 18:32

So they're talking about Porsche's event, how Sana was really good, and everyone was kind of making fun of Drew and the guy on the phone. And did K Michelle say he was in her DMs?

SPEAKER_03 18:45

That's what it sounded like.

SPEAKER_05 18:47

Yeah. So then Kay Michelle says that she secretly told the waiter to put whiskey in her tea. This girl likes whiskey.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

I guess so.

SPEAKER_05 18:58

She has a whole song of Jack Daniels.

SPEAKER_03 19:00

I like me some whiskey. Uh, you know, I might be down for like maybe a shot of Jack Daniels. Not not more after that. It is a rough ride.

SPEAKER_05 19:12

So then Callie's like, oh, well, this is a good chance for us. Um sorry, this is like a chance for me and Portia to kind of work out, you know, what she wanted to at the dinner, which Porsche was like, no.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:32

So Porsche says, Well, it kind of changed. Once you got close to Shamia, you kind of changed. And then she said on the after show, she was like, Oh, like Porsche needs to stop sleeping with all these married men, or something like that. So then Portia flips it on her, like, well, actually, you're the one sleeping with married men. And then Callie's like, Huh? Like, I don't sleep with married men.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

To be honest with you, okay, so I like Porsche. You know, I really do. This was kind of bullshit, dude. This to me was like, this was a complete trap. This was like, in a way, not meant to, you know, bury the hatchet. This was not meant to do anything but to catch her in this shit, you know, and call her on it.

SPEAKER_05 20:28

She needs to be called out. Callie talks all this shit. She's like a confessional warrior.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

Like, I I understand. But but here's the thing though. When it's under the guise of being like, oh no, no, let's let's let's work things out, let's be better friends. And then for her to pull this out, this isn't cool. Let's be honest about it.

SPEAKER_05 20:47

But she's doing basically she's doing a tit for tat, right? Shame is or sorry, Callie said it about her, so she's gonna go back at her and be like, This is what I heard.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

But if if we're trying to make things better, oh no, no, no, they're gonna square up.

SPEAKER_05 21:05

That's not how that's how it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_03 21:07

That was just the invitation.

SPEAKER_05 21:09

That's not how it goes. Well, then Callie should have known that's that's how it's gonna go down.

SPEAKER_03 21:13

Maybe that's the case. I just I still felt that was cool.

SPEAKER_05 21:17

I I'm not there's no way I'm gonna be taking up for Callie ever, probably. She's not my cup of tea again. She's like a she's one of those people I don't like people that are real shady in their confessionals, but she's probably the least one, like, who's gonna? I don't know. Like, I don't know. I again Callie's new to me so far. She's not my cup of tea.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 21:41

But we'll see. But with this, I was like, mm. She had a story, I didn't quite follow it. The Porsche story. It didn't really make sense to me. Did you make sense of it?

SPEAKER_04 21:54

No.

SPEAKER_05 21:55

Yeah. Like something about some guy he the guy who. Who hooked up with the married man texted a guy that Portia was hanging out? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

It was Yeah, it was something like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:08

Okay, anyway, let's move on. We go to Pinky. Oh, sorry. So yeah, they're like going back and forth, and then they call out each other for you know saying all the things, and then they eventually just hug it out and then laugh about it.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

It I don't even know how it even got to the hug out part. It's like it just kind of like she was like, Are you gonna hug me?

SPEAKER_05 22:29

And then they showed a flashback of Portia hugging Drew at the reunion.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:35

So she's like, Oh, well, aren't you gonna hug me like you hug Drew?

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:39

So then they hug and then they're like, ha ha ha. Okay, so then you think that's where it's gonna end.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:45

Because for me, at that point, it's like, okay, you guys both talk shit about each other. I would say it's about even.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:52

It's not gonna end.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

So nope. Uh and it's so funny because of the way it ended. It was it was so like happy and like, you know, whatever, and you would think.

SPEAKER_05 23:02

You would think. So now we go to Pinky's. Um, her and her husband haven't married for five years. They have like all these Dallas, Denver, DJ, Dash, Dalla. Like, they're going for the D.

SPEAKER_03 23:17

I just I hate that it's like, okay, maybe one with a major city name. Not two. Like, come on. It's like, I don't know. There's so many other names that they could have gone with.

SPEAKER_05 23:29

No, my my friend did that with her kids. Memphis and Savannah.

SPEAKER_03 23:33

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 23:34

Anyway, okay, so um, let's see.

SPEAKER_03 23:41

But I do, I wouldn't mind. Um, you know, you know me. I I'm like, I'm not opposed to um, you know, a meatless, you know, uh like item or dinner, you know, whatever. I wouldn't mind trying uh her slutty vegan, you know. It sounds like it would be good.

SPEAKER_05 23:57

The only problem with the vegan patties is they're more carby, way more carby.

SPEAKER_03 24:03

Yeah, I get it.

SPEAKER_05 24:04

So that with a bun.

SPEAKER_03 24:06

Understood. I I no, I totally understand. It's just that, like I said, you know, that that Virger Boys, you know, because remember, you know, obviously for me, you know, being um uh, you know, gout, you know, like um, and you know, to have an option where it makes me feel like um more of a regular person, you know, like I love burgers. I loved burgers, I love burgers, you know, and to have something where I don't feel like I'm gonna be affected so much, you know what I mean? It's like of course.

SPEAKER_05 24:35

So Pinky owns the vegan slut, she has like a bunch of locations, but I was confused by this. Like, she was in so much debt that she lost her company, but then bought it back.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

Something like that, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:50

Anyway, and then her husband also owns these places called, I think it was like Big Dave's Cheese Steaks.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Something like that. And oh my gosh, even that, I was like, oh my god, I bet you anything. They would have like a awesome ass, like, you know, um, like chicken cheesesteak. That'd be so good.

SPEAKER_05 25:07

So then they have a conversation where she was just saying she felt alone mentally when you know it felt like really hard times. So then we have Kay Michelle and her husband, they go to see their house out in the country, I guess. And they're just, you know, looking around. She wants a baby girl, which is a huge gap.

SPEAKER_03 25:31

I mean, her son's like oh yeah, I was like, oh, I I don't know why I thought it was like um still in the the tens, you know, like uh like uh 17, 18. I don't know why I thought he was I thought he was younger. Okay, so yeah, that is can you and can you imagine? It's like, come on, mom, I'm fucking 21 years old, really? Like, knock it off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:54

So then we go to this like kids' boutique store, and it's Callie, Shamia, and Angela. And Callie is saying that her ex-husband did some interview, probably talking a bunch of shit.

SPEAKER_04 26:13

Yup.

SPEAKER_05 26:14

They ask Callie how her business is going, and she's like, Oh, it's okay. And she tells us that she also has a lot of debt trying to keep trying to keep it open.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

Even that place looked like it was it looked pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 26:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:30

Like really good.

SPEAKER_05 26:32

She tells the girls about what Portia said at the tea tea time place. And by the way, it bugs me how she refers to everyone by just like a letter.

unknown 26:45

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 26:45

She's like, oh yeah, P K.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:49

And yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

That's her thing. It is what it is.

SPEAKER_05 26:52

Oh god, are you gonna be this like Cali defender?

SPEAKER_03 26:55

No, not really. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 26:57

That we're gonna have issues.

SPEAKER_03 26:59

She's amongst my uh least favorite myself, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

So then she starts calling her Horsha. Bro Horsha, Horsha, Horsha, Horsha.

SPEAKER_03 27:12

Like so that's like someone said it, you know, uh later in the episode, but it's like, say Horsha to Porsche's face. You know what I mean? Then we'll see what happens.

SPEAKER_05 27:22

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

So she's pretty much like, oh, Porsche has her nerve, like, you know, the way she got with Simon, Simon was someone's husband, and then they divorced, and then she married Simon, so and I mean, and then it I mean, whatever the punishment, like it it outweighs the crime, you know what I mean, to be honest with you, because she already she lived it, she divorced him or whatever, or he divorced I don't know who did who, you know, but you know so now we go to Drew's movie premiere and this is for the first time Angela and Phaedra kind of get to talk out you know their issue that they were having.

SPEAKER_05 28:08

And uh so I mean they they they were essentially work it out.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

Uh and pretty effortlessly too, if I may add, you know.

SPEAKER_05 28:19

And then Portia comes out and then we meet Sway. So she's dating. So she's she's like, because everyone's like, you just brought Mike, like what's going on?

SPEAKER_02 28:34

I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:35

But again, she's single. People can meet multiple people when they're single. It is not a big deal.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:42

And we get all these examples of times where Portia, as she said, has dipped her hand, foot, toe in the lady pond. And then they even kind of like try to implicate Drew, right? Like, oh, she we're still questioning that, but I mean that's her business. And then Angela tells Phaedra about what Portia told Callie at the tea time, and then conveniently Portia walks up, and then uh uh obviously automatically, this is their job. Phaedra's like, oh, she just said you said something to Callie at the blah blah blah, and then and then Angela just you know tells her, yeah, like she said what you said about her sleeping with a married man, and then she was calling you Horsha.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

Dude, oh my god. I just can't wait to see the next meetup, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_05 29:42

Yeah, so right there, by the way, where where was Kelly? Where was Kelly? Why wasn't she there anyway?

SPEAKER_02 29:50

Probably not invited.

SPEAKER_05 29:51

So Porsche's like, uh well, I'm not going to her chicken and waffle thing. And she's like, I'm off, I'm off carbs anyway, right now.

SPEAKER_03 29:59

But here's the thing. Um I mean, really, it's maybe have a wing, uh one wing.

SPEAKER_05 30:07

That is not the point. She here, she was just calling her Porsche.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

I know.

SPEAKER_05 30:12

Do you know what mine? Do you know what mine is?

SPEAKER_02 30:14

What?

SPEAKER_05 30:15

Anjola.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

Who called you that? Oh, okay. I I just off of that that little intro a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 30:29

Okay, I got it. Um okay, so but no, it for me it was like a term of endearment. It wasn't shady like this. Plus, also ho is way. No, I guess girls call each other whore too. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:47

But ho is like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 30:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:49

What up, ho? Just kidding. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Yeah, but then girls call each other whores as well, like as a term of endearment.

SPEAKER_05 30:55

That's what I just said. But I don't like it.

SPEAKER_03 30:57

I I've heard what? Like whore, ho, hooker.

SPEAKER_05 31:02

Boo, you whore.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

No, but you guys call each other hookers all the time.

SPEAKER_05 31:06

I don't call no one a hooker.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

I'm not saying you, but I've heard people call hey hooker, like it's like, okay.

SPEAKER_05 31:12

Okay, anyway, so we have the movie. It's funny because they're like, oh, Drew died in like the first 10 minutes, and she's like, No, I didn't, and then they timed it. It was like 35 minutes.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Yeah. I remember seeing okay, in the in the preview, I remember seeing this whole thing. It was like uh Cabin in the Woods, you know, or whatever, but you never really knew what the fuck it was.

SPEAKER_05 31:35

I don't think this is I don't think that was it. I think you're mistaking the movie because literally the clips they were seeing, you saw everything. And if she died, if this was the first 20 minutes, I this sounds like a pretty independent film as well.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

I could be wrong, but I could have sworn I've seen the clips for that, so it looked very familiar.

SPEAKER_05 31:57

So then we have the Nana's opening, and the women start showing up, they're all getting along, and then Portia sends flowers over.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

What's your thoughts on that?

SPEAKER_05 32:20

Um, she didn't even have to do that.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

That's actually my my sentiment as well. Like it's like I get it, like you wanted her there on some level, even though you don't really care for her.

SPEAKER_05 32:34

She doesn't want her there. She she wants no, she wants a reason to be pissed at her.

SPEAKER_03 32:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:40

She's only calling her like Horsha.

SPEAKER_03 32:42

Yeah. But it's just, yeah, you're right. It's like she didn't have to do that. You know, she like A, you know, learning that you were talking shit like that, you know, behind her back when you thought things were all good, you know, and then she decides not to go. Like, she didn't have to do that.

SPEAKER_05 32:59

She could have been like here's the thing, like, she knows how to play it because now she doesn't have to go to show show her support because she's like, fuck her, but she's her presence is there with the flowers. Yeah. So now she's a point of conversation. She knows how to play this.

SPEAKER_04 33:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:19

Otherwise, you know what I mean? Like, she just wouldn't be there. No, Portia is gonna make herself known. Yeah, she won't be there, but here are these flowers, and um it's gonna leave you a little tense with the we need to talk, XOXO.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Like, and Drew is like, wait, so are you good? Are you not?

SPEAKER_05 33:42

Right. I mean, they could have been, but Callie wants to go. I love how when they uh when they told Portia at the premiere, uh-huh, um she's like, Oh, she's she's spilling her own tea.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

Okay, like you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:58

And then Callie just starts talking about like, like, why would why would I be with a Mary Matt, like just giving this information to any to anyone within an earshot of this this opening? And then um Portia calls, and then Callie is like, you know, the flowers are broken, and and she says in a confessional, like she really wasn't supporting like whatever. But I mean, what did she expect? I'm so sure.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

And then broken flowers from a broken person click of like, okay, that really wasn't. She thought she was doing something on that.

SPEAKER_05 34:34

I thought she was doing something, and it's just like, okay. And then then Drew and Shamia start getting into it, and and then Shamia's mom just nips that in the bud and starts preaching.

SPEAKER_03 34:48

I don't like that. I I I can I feel what Drew's saying afterward when she was all like, you know, hey, I I've learned, you know, I've been taught to respect your elders, and I'm gonna do that, and I did, but let's not send our parents to speak on our behalf. I'm really big on that myself because even with like love is the love is blind um you know, reunion, you got the dad talking, you know, to you know, whatever, and it's like stop, you stop because no one can talk back to a father, mother, whatever. No one could talk shit back. So it's like they have free range.

SPEAKER_05 35:28

They're obviously I doubt Shamia was like, Mom, if she says anything to me, have my back. Like she was there as a guest, and she was giving her two cents and trying to remind them of the good word. Like, but what I'm saying is they'll get back to it. There's no way they hugged it out, but that I mean, things aren't gonna be resolved that way, it never is, right? Right. So we end the episode. We had Kay Michelle perform at that country, uh, the honoring the country artist, and so I just hate like I wish they would have at least put a snippet of her singing. I mean, she's a really good singer, right? Right, but um, and then the final scene is she's at the hospital, doctor comes in, tells her that she's an open wound from a past surgery, and that they'll they'll have to pretty much do like a reconstruction and this and that. And she says that she was about to go on stage and she was like in her dress, sitting on a couch, and then suddenly it was like the couch is just soaking wet. Soaking wet. So obviously the fluids were coming out of her, so they had to like blow dry her.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

That's crazy. Like, dude, like any housewife, you know, that you talk shit on that like you know, like that just don't like they don't share shit about their life, you know, for the most part, like Kyle, like Erica, you know, from Beverly Hills, like I'm just trying to think of those are these are obviously current seasons, so I can't think of like really anyone from like that's not on air right now, you know, or whatever, that just don't share shit about their life.

SPEAKER_05 37:21

Oh, that's a bad example.

SPEAKER_03 37:23

They don't share shit about life.

SPEAKER_05 37:24

You okay both of them? But it to be fair, like if you had seen earlier seasons.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

No, I'm saying currently. Who cares about they may have been an open book in other seasons?

SPEAKER_05 37:34

Erica, no, there's Erica has shared a lot. That's a little crazy. So has Kyle. Kyle told her kids they're getting divorced on camera, and you knew it was authentic because they started crying.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Like understood. But I'm saying current season where they're you know, you figure their only storyline is story, you're late. You're an ass. Okay, well, we're not just my point is is that then you have her coming in first season, and this was probably the most personal story you could possibly share. I for me watching this, I was like, oh god, that like that, like to me, I was scared for her because you figure like that's no joke. Like, you know, when the moment the doctor said yeah, there's it you have an infection, like that's that's dangerous shit. You know, you know, you figure that could that could be very bad. And um because infections are dangerous, right? Like for real, you know. Yeah, I just I just felt bad for her, you know. And then that would that was her her daughter that was with her? Who was with her?

SPEAKER_05 38:42

She does not have a daughter. She had said at the house, son, sorry, my bad.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

Whoever was with her, yeah, who you know, I I just like like pro move on her part, you know, to say what she said because it's like because she was feeling really bad for herself. That was the dumbest thing I've ever done. You know, whatever it's like. She had said that she had illegal silicone, yeah, but that person was like, dude, like it is what it is. Like we've all done dumb shit that we regret, you know, and that's all you that's the way you have to chalk it up as, you know, and it's just like let's try to move forward, you know. And but I felt so bad for her because it's like, yeah, you know, we have done dumb shit. It's just it just so happened to be that her dumb choice happened to be it like could God like it could have been like yeah, life-threatening, you know what I mean? So I felt really bad for her. Um, but it's like shit, dude. That that like to me, she didn't have to share that part of her life, you know what I mean? And she did like I was like, wow, like I had big respect for her, um uh sharing that shit because it's like a that was scary, and b, like I said, it it's kind of embarrassing, and she did it, you know. I was like, wow, that was cool. Um, so she got my respect, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:59

I agree, I love Kay Michal. Um we see that next week Kay Michelle is gonna be mad at Portia, and I don't because I I I ugly I feel like I kind of will go with what Kay Michelle says. I don't want to be biased on people, but like if you because I think K Michelle is such a like genuine person, like if Kay Michelle's mad at you, you probably did something wrong.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

I don't know. I feel it's a trap because I feel like when she's like, you want to put your phone down, and then I you know, and then you hear Portia saying, like, oh, what is K Michelle mad at me about? And she would probably be like, bitch, let me tell you, you know, or whatever. And then it's probably gonna be some short thing and it's gonna be like very short-lived and they're gonna be cool again. I just have that feeling, like it's like it feels like a trap.

SPEAKER_05 40:48

Here's the thing, I'm a Pisces. I looked it up because when when they were at on the first episode, when they were at the thing and she walked out to go hang out with the men because she's like, Oh, I don't want to be a part of this. Yeah, I was like non-confrontational. I wonder if she's a Pisces. I looked up her birthday, she is a Pisces, so I was like, okay, so now I know as a Pisces, um, we don't love the confrontation and we're pretty forgiving. Take that. I'm just telling you, I feel it's I doubt K Michelle's gonna hold a grudge. I don't think so. We're not really grudge holders.

SPEAKER_03 41:25

I really feel it's a big trap, you know.

SPEAKER_05 41:27

Yeah, I get what you're saying. You know, we will just have to see. So please tune in next episode. They come out. I'm not saying when our episode comes out, but obviously Atlanta comes out Sunday, so we'll try to have it out. Try to really be on it. There's a lot of shows out. Also, if you watch Rhode Island, please check out our Rhode Island episodes. We have Valley if you're into that. We are trying to wrap up Beverly Hills, but every time they keep saying on the next episode instead of on the finale, which I'm talking every single A little sidetrack, you know.

SPEAKER_03 42:03

I'm sorry, but it's like, you know, okay, so we're going into a a party that some people aren't gonna show up to, and that's supposed to be the finale. I don't get it, you know, but that's just me.

SPEAKER_05 42:16

What party?

SPEAKER_03 42:17

Uh Dorit's party. This is the final episode.

SPEAKER_05 42:21

They did not say that was the final episode.

SPEAKER_03 42:23

Oh shit. I don't know. Then I'm so confused. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 42:26

You are confused. It was definitely not. Okay. Well, uh also, we will do, we will, since this is a double episode, we're just gonna. Should we do it? Yeah. Alright, you know what? Now it's time for our Hero and Zero!

SPEAKER_00 42:41

Hero and Zero!

SPEAKER_05 42:44

Alright, who do you have?

SPEAKER_03 42:46

You know what? It's really, really tough. Um, you know, all around the board because it's really early. I just gotta give it to Phaedra because I'm telling you. Your hero. For the hero, her confessionals are fucking gold. Gold. Gold. Anyways, so that's A. Uh, that's that's the hero. Zero, fuck. I gotta give it to Kelly, man. Uh, Kelly is I'm not big on like someone being so fake where because that I'm telling you, when that that luncheon was done, I was like, okay, you know, squashed, cool. But then for her to come out and be like Horsha and all those other things, it's like, oh man, like you can't do that. Because now, guess what? It's gonna come back on you tenfold because uh, you know, um shit. What uh Angela was you know spreading that shit around town, everyone knows about it now. So you're looking like an asshole, and guess what? Portia, she's not gonna let you uh get away with that. Nope. So that's just me. Yeah, not a good start for you, girl. So, anyways, what about you? Who'd you pick?

SPEAKER_05 44:01

Okay, so my hero easy K Michelle.

unknown 44:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:07

My Pisces sister.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

That actually was gonna be my other that was gonna be my runner-up.

unknown 44:12

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 44:13

I already told you. You're not doing no runner-ups because then you take my cool.

SPEAKER_03 44:17

That was K-K Michelle.

SPEAKER_05 44:19

I mean, love her from the bat. From the bat.

SPEAKER_03 44:23

Off the bat.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

Off the bat. Um she just I I just have this respect for her. I think she's a good person. Um so we'll see. I hope she doesn't let me down.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

Yeah, let's hope so. So we'll see. And then like, you know, you gotta you gotta admit, that confession or not the confessional, but I mean technically, you know, like that that part at the end was pretty ballsy. You know, just to put that lay that all out there, you know. Of course.

SPEAKER_05 44:53

And then my zero. I'm gonna go with Drew.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 45:03

She's new to me. And sometimes she seems cool, and then sometimes she's messy. She's messy. Yeah, I guess she'd um I just I at least with Callie, like she's a little potster behind the like I kind of I'm getting the gist of her. I can't figure Drew out completely yet. I hear she's I hear she's a prop. Like, I hear I heard negative things about her from last season, just listening to podcasts that cover a lot of shows. So I'm interested in seeing how our opinions form on her. You know what I mean? Because I already can tell I'm not feeling Cali, and she would have just been an easy pick for my zero as well. But I'm gonna go with Drew. There's just something about her.

unknown 45:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 45:54

She doesn't feel like my kind of woman.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

I I get it because how she was kind of um kind of fighting with uh Shemiah, um, you know, um at the like um at the table, you know. You know, like so I can see that.

SPEAKER_05 46:10

Oh, we didn't even that part. We didn't even talk about just real quick. I know what you're talking about where she was like when they were talking about why Shamia's husband wasn't there, yeah. That was a weird exchange, which I don't I forgot to include in my notes. So apologies.

SPEAKER_03 46:31

Yeah, like yeah, because she asked Shamia, like, why is your man not here? Say and then she fires back immediately.

SPEAKER_05 46:37

Yeah, but at the same time, Shamia had a little bit of attitude about that.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

Of course, but then it's like to me, it's like don't ask that, you know what I mean. And then I felt that when she fired back, it was like the same reason why your man's not here. Like, it's like that was to me justified, you know what I mean? Because you figure it's like like what? Like you're fucking really you you really asking me in front of everyone why my man's not here for whatever reason, who knows, who cares, yeah, you know, whatever. And it's like uh I thought that was a quick that was she that was like lightning fast return, you know what I mean? So it's like she she deserved that, you know. It was it was good.

SPEAKER_05 47:17

All right, well, that is it.

SPEAKER_03 47:19

That is it. So I cannot wait um you know to see more. Very intrigued. Um uh like I said, I've never been exposed, you know, uh fully into this uh this franchise. Love these first two episodes.

SPEAKER_05 47:35

Well, you're new to Bravo in general, yeah. Of course, but every franchise is like your first one.

SPEAKER_03 47:40

Understood, you know. But the thing is is that still, you know, I love it. I'm really big on, you know, yeah, people talk shit behind people's backs in their little confessionals, but I love the shit talked to the face. Yeah, I love it for that. Love it, anyways. So not only do I love that, I love this episode. This was a great one. So we thank you, love you, and see ya. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 48:07

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