The Valley E3 DON'T FRONT(ier)

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Welcome, welcome, up to All Rilde Up. With Chris and Angela, covering all the fades from Van Der Pump to the valley of love is fine and more.

SPEAKER_02 0:12

We got you all riled up, baby, with Chris and Angela. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rilde Up Podcast. This is Chris.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

And this is Angela. And today, here at the bright early morning hour of 6 a.m., we are going to be talking about the valley.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

Mm-hmm. And it's like, what a way to uh start the day then, you know, with a bright and sunny day with uh some dark ass shit.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

So I know. I mean, this show is kind of falling off for me. It's not something I look forward to. I'm like, oh, okay. What about you?

SPEAKER_02 0:55

Um, I mean, I wouldn't say uh I don't know. Maybe it is. I just um, but I've had, you know, I've heard people, you know, talk about like, well, maybe they shouldn't have got rid of Jax. Uh hell yeah, they should have. Fuck him, you know, like come on.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

Yeah, I definitely don't think Jax needs to be there, but there's just something, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

It's just like, you know, when you have people um not talking to people, and it's just like, and then they don't go to parties, and it you know, there's no chaos because of that.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

So you're saying you miss Janet.

SPEAKER_02 1:34

Well, um, I mean, if she's gonna be on the show, she should be at the fucking parties, right? So it's like I don't miss her for her shit, but you know, she needs to be there. So let's be honest.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Okay, so let's just get into this episode. We start off with um Brittany and Kristen. She's going for like a consultation about getting a a mommy makeover.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

Dude, how many surgeries has this girl had?

SPEAKER_00 2:04

A boob job.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

Um, facelifts and like she hasn't had a facelift. She's had shit.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

She's not had a facelift.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

Uh wasn't episode one of of uh the what the Oh, she had uh under her chin.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

That's not a facelift.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

Well, whatever. It's a stuff with the face.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

Okay, well, if I told you if my chin ever goes into like frog mode or turkey, I don't know what they call it, I will get something for my chin.

SPEAKER_02 2:36

Okay. Sounds good.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Absolutely. So let's not judge.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

No, but then it's like, anyway, so whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

No, she hasn't had a lot done. I don't know what you're talking about, but anyway, she wants to, it's like she wants to take out the implants that Jax. Remember, he was like, No, they need to be D's or double D's, and she because she wanted originally. I remember she was like, I want like a C, and he's like, Absolutely not. Well, I'm paying for these. He kept holding that over her head.

SPEAKER_02 3:05

Anyway, that's on her, dude, at that point.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

She is gonna get us like them reduced, and then like Lipo and Tummy Tuck, whatever. And then um that's just crazy.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

That's so much work.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

I know. I'd be so scared. Um so yeah, she just wants her confidence back, and then Kristen gets Botox and they talk about how they're having a Y2K party.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Yeah, um, dude, this doctor was something else, man. I'm telling you. I know they've probably known each other for years, but it's just like why uh because he's like, uh, yeah, um, yeah, I haven't seen your boobs in a while. And she's like, Oh, yes. And and then and then she's like, Well, here you go. Why wait?

SPEAKER_00 3:56

Yeah. Okay, so then we get a scene with Luke and Jason. They meet up for coffee, and Luke is kind of saying, like, oh, well, you know, I'm trying to bring people back together, but I mean, you have to realize like you call Danny a clown and whatever he douchebag. Douchebag. And then Jason's like, Well, I was defending my wife, and I didn't even for what?

SPEAKER_02 4:23

You know, uh well, it like I said, you know He's not gonna not defend his wife. Understood, but it's like for what? You know, it's like it's just so crazy because the whole origin of everything. It's like I get it, like the first you know, before prior to the official apology, the squashing, you know, or whatever, it's like I get it. You know, like hey, you you fucking suck, like you're a pervert, you know, or whatever. Okay, all right, you know, valid. Apology happens, you know, squash in, they squash the beef, everything, all good, you know, do not worry, whatever. Why are we still keeping it, you know, like why are we still keeping it going? Like you have no business at that point. But yet, there she was. Even at the reunion. It's like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 5:12

Well, with them, it was, I remember this, it was because Danny was still getting drunk, and that was why like he gets hand like Jason says, he gets like a certain way when he is drinking.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

And then anyway, whatever. It doesn't even matter. I it's just Luke's trying to do the thing where it's like, okay, we all work together, we need to kind of resolve this.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

True.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

And so he really feels like Danny deserves an apology, but it's kind of just pointless because unless they meet each other halfway, nothing's gonna there's no way one side is just gonna apologize and then that be that.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

Yeah, because um, you know, because yeah, you know, calling someone, you know, those things, it's like it's uncalled for. Like, what are you doing here? You know what I mean? And then, you know, of course, um, Danny should do his part as well, you know.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

But some people would say he already did, right?

SPEAKER_02 6:17

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:18

But anyway, whatever. Okay, so now we have the girls all getting ready for the Y2K thing. And before I knew what I knew about the situation, I was really annoyed with Mia. I'm like, really, you have to bring your mom and baby on the party bus.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

Like, I was just like What do you mean before you knew the situation?

SPEAKER_00 6:39

Well, I didn't know the baby won't take bottles because that wasn't said yet. I was just like, really, you're gonna be that extra? You can't pump. Yeah, you can't pump. Like, you really have to have your baby there anyway.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

So And then like I'm sure they were all like getting rowdy and you know, like whatever on the bus.

SPEAKER_00 6:55

Or no, I feel like they wouldn't really be able to because now they're like, oh, there's a baby, be careful. You know what I mean? So it's kind of bringing down the vibe. I don't know, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like when we went on the party bus for my 40th, like there's no way it w maybe. If there was a baby in the corner, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

No. No way. There's no way.

SPEAKER_00 7:17

It would have been as fun.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

No, it they would have been as rowdy. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 7:23

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:24

But I don't think these people are I don't anyway. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

It's I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

They're all I mean, come on. Okay, so yeah, I just didn't know why she couldn't pump, but obviously we find out later she can't. Okay, so Kristen, this whole like Kristen having anxiety to leave her baby, it's kind of getting on my nerves. I don't know why. It's uh I I don't know what it feels like, but still.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

The whole thing is getting on my nerves. And what happens later on, which we're gonna talk about, you know, it's it's it's gonna happen right now.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

It's worried because they are getting on the party bus and they're all cheersing, and they're like, Cheers to Kristen having sex tonight, and then we see her like gag, like doing a gag thing, which I in the moment thought was funny. I put it in my notes.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

And I did not because it's like, like, what are you doing? You know, it's like I get it if you're having personal issues or whatever, and like you just can't right now, like, okay, okay. But then when you start throwing that in the mix, it's like that now it's like okay, now you just you're it's a choice now, and now it's like you make it you're making it come off as if it repulses you now. It's like that's not cool, dude. Like, I it's just but but again, that's the life they chose, and that's usually what happens when you know we're talking about having kids, and it's just like, well, that sounds like fun, you know, like right, you know, but whatever.

SPEAKER_00 8:59

So they arrive at the bar and there's really no one at the bar. Okay. If I own this bar, right, and I knew it was gonna be televised, yeah, I would round up all my cousins, the neighbors, the I would have that place popping because you just kind of made your place look boring and bad.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Yeah. Like I would do like uh two for one drinks, uh, you know what I mean? Or, you know, like uh uh something, and you know, people like, oh hell yeah, let's freaking go to this place. You know, drinks are gonna be cheap, you know, or whatever. Uh we're gonna have some 90s music or uh 2000 music, you know, or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

You know, I really I don't like the Y2K thing. Like, I'm in I like nine obviously like ninety seamed, I like eighties seamed. Yeah. Y2K, I'm like, although there's tons of good music that came from it that I like, obviously. It's just like like I didn't I thought the style was awful. The butterfly clips are so lame. I wore them, obviously, but I'm just saying, like, I don't like the callback to it. It's not anything I would ever, ever, ever like if you were like, let's go to a Y2K bar, I'd be like, um, okay, but pfft because I'd want to drink, not because I'm excited about the theme. What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 10:22

Um, I mean, I don't know. Um, obviously, a lot of my a lot of the music that I love, um, you know, uh as far as 2000's new metal, you know.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

Well, yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

But I'm just saying, like you're damn right. I'm gonna dress like freaking Fred Durst from Olympus Git. You know what I mean? So there you go.

SPEAKER_00 10:39

Lala shows up, her she's twinning with Brittany with those like big pink hats.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

Oh, I hated that thing. The like the female Jamiraquai hats.

SPEAKER_00 10:51

Yeah. They talk about how okay, yeah, this was I was kind of confused and I didn't really follow. They were talking about Jesse.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

So here, I'm gonna break this down. Okay, bring it down. So they were uh I I forgot who asked who. Um or well, obviously we know who was being asked, but um uh someone asked um Michelle, like, so how's Danny? You know, or how's Danny? How's Jesse? Uh and uh she's like, well, you know, he he has his good days, you know, and stuff like that, you know, but whatever. And then there and then um I think it was uh Jasmine that's like, oh I can only imagine, you know, like how um it's annoying for you to be like uh you know, the way you feel about him, and everyone's like, well, I don't understand. I like Jesse, you know, or whatever, so I totally get it. And she's like, Yeah, and it's because of the friend group. And she's like, no, no, no, I understand because, you know, um, even though I love Lala, but because of the friend group, uh, you know, I pretty much doubt that without the friend group that she wouldn't want to hang out with me, which I don't know. So that's how it went down, but I don't know the context of what she meant, you know, because it's like it just it's going so many different directions that you know, without context, now we're left, you know, with our brains running in the in the wild, like trying to figure out what did you mean by that? You know, like you're two normal people. Is this like a oh gosh, well, I don't want to go down that road, but you know what I mean? It's like, but what is it? And but then then later on they're talking about like, oh, Jesse's a showman. That was never even said, at least on camera.

SPEAKER_00 12:34

Somewhat, yeah. So Jasmine is like saying that Lala wouldn't hang out with her if it was for the show.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

But that was it for the show. If it wasn't for the show, or for the show.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

So but Michelle's offended by this because she's like, well, Lala's way more a better person than Jesse. And then so she goes to Lala and then tells her that um Jasmine, whatever Jasmine said, or then it was spun like a. Yeah, because Michelle is saying that she painted it like she was saying Jesse's a showman, and so therefore she was saying Lala was like a showman, which it wasn't even like that.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Yeah, which it was so stupid.

SPEAKER_00 13:14

And we see a call back to Lala and Jasmine go out to eat like a couple days prior, so Lala's like, what the heck? It's not like you know.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

But I I want to know, did someone really say the word showman? You know what I mean? Because I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

It definitely wasn't on camera.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

Yeah, it's what I don't understand. So why are we talking about this?

SPEAKER_00 13:37

I don't know, but they they talk about it and they decide to squash it, but Lala is like, uh she's not gonna trust her now, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

Yeah, but it's just like then that means it's not squashed. Like, why are we fucking around? Like, just make it known, like, look, you don't piss me off, you can fuck off.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

Like now, Nia goes out to feed her baby, which we did not need to see. Well, they set that up so that Kristen comes in and then Nia asked her if she's gonna sleep with Lou tonight, and Kristen's like, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

I hate that. I hate it. I hate it because it's like if your freaking uh uh therapist said, like, dude, what's 15 minutes out of your not bring that up?

SPEAKER_00 14:23

That was awful. Like that person should be outed and no one should go to them. Like that therapist sucks. Like, this is if she's mentally not ready, she shouldn't have to force herself for 15 minutes. Like that's ridiculous. That therapist.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

But then don't do the gagging thing. Don't make a joke out of it, you know what I mean? It's like then keep it like fully 100, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 14:45

Like I think you're taking it like we're taking it like ew, Luke's gross or something, which isn't it.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

No, but then again, it's just like it just it's not funny, you know, because it's like Luke's, you know, like trying his best, you know, to be supportive and not look like an asshole because it's like he is though.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

If she if why why ask her on camera, like he keeps pressing the issue when she keeps saying clearly she's not ready.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

It just I I I see him still being very supportive over over the whole thing, and I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 15:22

It's just it's it's touchy and it's it's he adds a lot of pressure to already sensitive situation. Brittany is excited to go see Brandon at the end of the night. I don't know why I put that.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

This I that relationship I can fucking care less about.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

So yeah, so it's the next morning and Kristen is getting breakfast in bed and she's not hungover. And then she FaceTimes with Michelle, who says that she continue to go out with it, looks like Zach and Benje.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

Um, why didn't we get a fucking camera out there? Like I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

They probably didn't have the clearance to go to like the Abbey.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

What's going on?

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Um and remember when uh I think the first season, Michelle was this fast food snob? Like she was like, Oh, I don't eat fast food. And then now all of a sudden she's eating in and out. I just had to make a note of that.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

Um, to be fair, that is not normal fast food.

SPEAKER_00 16:29

Yeah, but if people aren't if if someone's like, oh, I I eat healthy and da-da-da, like I don't consider in and out healthy.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

It's healthier. It's still and she probably had what's it called?

SPEAKER_00 16:43

She probably Do not say a protein.

SPEAKER_02 16:45

No, no, no. She, if anything, she probably said, like, oh, I'll take a you know, single cheeseburger or probably a hamburger, because she probably doesn't eat cheese, and she probably had no spread on it. No, you know, as for any of you that may not have not have had the point.

SPEAKER_00 17:01

I just want to say she sounds like she's having like the stick is coming out of her ass a little bit more. Yeah. So good for her. Okay, Britney and Brandon go to dinner. Uh they order caviar. What did you think about that?

SPEAKER_02 17:15

It's like, oh, that's cool. If you just wanted to just like a throw away money and like maybe take a direct sip out of the ocean, that's cool. Like, you can do that for free, you know.

SPEAKER_00 17:25

He just tried caviar, what, this year, last year?

SPEAKER_02 17:28

Uh last year. And you know, it's like, you know, of course, I'm gonna try it, you know, because I'm willing to try anything and I want to try what the hype is. But here's the thing, okay? Whether it's it's uh gourmet or high, you know, high-end or whatever, like it's not gonna be any different. You know what I mean? To be honest with you, let's be so for real. There's no way that you know you're not gonna a fish egg is gonna taste like fish egg. Exactly right. You know, so it's like when I tried this, I'm like, is this what everyone's freaking like creaming over? It's a status symbol now. That's it. It is like this is disgusting, you know. Like, but I gave it I gave it the college try. As a matter of fact, I think I tried it twice, you know, that same just to make sure I didn't, you know, whatever. And I was like, nope, still, I was like, this why? And it's so expensive, yeah. You know, so I was like, all right, cool.

SPEAKER_00 18:18

Okay, so they talk about how they're both separated and they're both kind of dramatic people. Oh, I think they're talking about Zach. But he he's confident, he's like, Zach's gonna love me, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

It's like I don't know about that dude.

SPEAKER_00 18:39

Then he like surprises her with some like ridiculous sparkler dessert, and then he asks her to be his girlfriend, and you can tell she's like apprehensive, like, are you sure we're not moving too fast? And then but then she's like, Okay, let's do it.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

She's just that type of person where she has to be with someone at any given time. You know, downtime is very minimal for her. But you know, whatever she'll learn, you know.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

Let's get to this new frontier themed house swarming party way in the F Egypt of Santa Clarita, California.

SPEAKER_02 19:20

Dude, I think this might be like the beginning of them being kicked off the show. Nobody's gonna want to fucking go there ever. So they're you know, it's like whenever, you know, they're never gonna have um like their, you know, kind of like daily, you know, uh moments or whatever, like they do in all the shows, you know, where they're like in the kitchen or or you know, whatever. And they're not gonna have those because they're are they really gonna send crew out there like every fucking day or are they gonna do why you guys think Santa Clarita is so far? It is for them, it is. If they're all like oh like, you know, an hour and a half, you know, this way and they're hour and a half the other way, and then they need to film during non-rush hour traffic because I'm just saying every time someone looks it up when they're in the valley, it says like 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 20:13

It's not a huge deal.

SPEAKER_02 20:14

Um I'm just saying there there's a reason why they're complaining, so and I don't blame them. I mean, think about it. Like, you know, how long does it take to get to fucking like Magic Mountain, you know, from here? It's freaking far, dude. It's I'm telling you, it's far.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

I'm telling you, it's about as far as from where we live to like Universal Studios, except there's more traffic.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

Yeah, I'm sure it'd be a bitch.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

Okay, whatever. Um, he's being annoying. He won't, he I can't with Danny. I just I can't. He annoys me. He would not cut out that stupid accent, and then it was like, okay, bits over. Like Nia's just trying to talk to him regularly, and he wouldn't, he's annoying. He's a showman.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

He's trying to Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 21:02

Okay, so I'm telling you, I don't have confidence in them for next season.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

I wouldn't want them on.

SPEAKER_02 21:09

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

Like Mia's nice, she's sweet, but her storyline every single season is she has the baby blues.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

And then Danny's annoying. Yep. And just wants to keep keep her barefoot impregnant. And I would not know. I mean, does I don't know, does he end up getting a vasectomy? Because if not, I'm sure baby number five or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

Six, I think. Isn't it five number five?

SPEAKER_00 21:40

No. No. They have the twins, they have the toddler, and they have the newborn. Anyway. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

Okay, so um th okay, so we have two different groups coming carpooling, and I think they're being dramatic. I know you don't think so, but I do. Lala is driving and she's talking about how Jasmine about that situation or whatever, and then Brandon starts chiming in, and he's like, Oh, well, she seems great. I don't know, like it's like Brandon. It's kind of like Brandon. Who are you?

SPEAKER_02 22:18

Piped down, dude.

SPEAKER_00 22:19

How many times have you hung out with Jasmine?

SPEAKER_02 22:20

I know, it's like piped down, dude. It's like you you you're new here, so shut up.

SPEAKER_00 22:26

So whatever. They all start arriving to the house, and then straight off the bat, Brittany wants Zach and Brandon to talk.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

I hated that. It's like cool, let's just force the situation, you know what I mean? So that's cool.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

So Brandon does that thing like, oh, I know I have red flags, but I'm not trying to hurt her, and Zach pretty much just like, alright, he kind of just accepts it. Um at that point. But then he had to throw in, Brandon had to throw in, like, oh well, I asked her to be my girlfriend, and she said yes.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

So it's like, yeah, okay, cool, that made it easier. Thanks.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

Then they have a weird scene of like Lala eating that chicken bone or whatever it was.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

Yeah, that was weird.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

Like, what no, for me, it's just like the editors, I'm like, that was so like it it didn't add, like it didn't give us like a oh yeah until comic relief. Yeah, it was kind of like what okay, next. Okay, so then Luke talks to Danny and says he's trying to organize this guy's night at a cigar lounge, and that he had previously hung out with Jason and was trying to talk to him about if they can come to some kind of resolution. And Danny also annoyed me on this part because this is your job. This is your coworker, you all have to be at the same places, right? Yeah, you you don't have to like like these people outside of filming, you don't even have to like them in the scene, but you all have to be there. And Danny is just to me, it's like, oh, if you're my friend, then why are you talking to him?

SPEAKER_02 24:14

It's like it's like, dude, you don't understand. It's like he's trying to get the gang together because you all you all work together. You need to be together, you need to fight, you need this is your job. Like, you know what I mean? Exactly. I hate that shit.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

Like, you can't be friends with them because I'm mad at them. Like, in any aspect of my life, I hate when people put that on you.

unknown 24:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

It's just immature. This is why Danny's I can do without him. Like, I'll never just no, absolutely not. So he's like, I'll think about it. Which we know he does because we see the preview for next week and they're clearly there. But it doesn't look like it goes well.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Of course it won't. You know, it it will never it never will. So it's like if we have a choice of, you know, uh Danny and Nia or Jason and Janet, I I guess we have to keep Jason and Janet, you know, to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

Well, because they're the ones with you know, they have I don't know, I don't know. Do we get rid of all four and then find a couple new people, maybe? Bring Sandoval and Victoria in. They would be a kind of crazy I want to see.

SPEAKER_02 25:25

Absolutely. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 25:26

Okay, so now Brandon is talking with Lacey and Jasmine, and he's saying, Oh yeah, I was in the car, and Lala and Michelle are kind of like talking about the situation with you, and I like how they we didn't get enough Lacey this episode.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

No, we didn't.

SPEAKER_00 25:44

But she was like, Ah, this is I'm trying to make peace with her, so I'm not saying anything. And then so Jasmine obviously is under the impression that all she's hearing is they're talking shit about me in the car. They kind of were, but kind of like were they?

SPEAKER_02 26:01

No, not really.

SPEAKER_00 26:02

They were just talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

Yeah, that's it. Like, that's not the equivalent of talking shit.

SPEAKER_00 26:07

We know Brandon, he's like, Well, I had your back, which even more says they were talking shit.

SPEAKER_02 26:13

It's like Brandon, shut the fuck up, dude.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

So Jasmine goes in and then she someone says something. I don't know. I don't do you remember how it came up? As far as Jasmine telling La La.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

No, she just kind of tries to backpedal. It just like it's it sounded like backpedaling, you know, the way she was, you know, trying to, you know, whatever. Um I just don't like the you know, I mean, this is how it goes. Like it's usually like I I mean, you know what I mean, right? I it's like that's how they start. It's like it's like they try to minimize it, you know, whatever. It just say it with your chest out. Like give it some context. Like, look, girl, like, you know, I think you I don't know. You know what I mean? Whatever it is. And that's what I'm saying. It drives me wild because it's like without context, without the you know, the truth, you know, we're all left fending for ourselves trying to figure out what the heck you meant by she wouldn't want to hang with me.

SPEAKER_00 27:12

You know, like so, and then Jasmine's like, or no, Brittany is like, who told you that? She's like, Brandon, and she's like, Brandon told you that. And then so um Britney is like you know, kind of seeing parallels because Jack's remember, he was like this huge gossiper.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

Yeah. Imagine, like, since we're talking about parallels, can you imagine Brandon's like, well, this is my show now?

SPEAKER_00 27:40

I know, right? So basically, I mean, I don't, I don't I couldn't even follow it. Wala thinks Brandon's a rat. I mean Britney has to reprimand Brandon, like, don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Yeah, like stay in your fucking lane, dude. Like it's like you're not you're you're cosplaying right now. You know what I mean? You're not part of this show, so fuck off, you know.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

But I mean, I just I couldn't really follow this, if I'm being honest. And I don't really care.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

Well, I don't, but I'm telling you right now, the main part of it is that you know, Lala's gonna be Lala, so I don't care how nice she's trying to be or how quirky or whatever, it it's Lala's gonna be Lala, so once you piss her off, once she has the some type of notion about you in her brain, it's not gonna be let go. You know, so I don't even the point I don't know what the point is, like, oh, we're good if we're not good. I don't like that. You it's it's okay to be like, look, you piss me off, I don't like you. So we're just gonna keep it at that. Maybe things can improve, but for now, fuck off, you know. Well, I don't see a problem with that. And then, but now it's like it's just kind of spinning and spinning and spinning, and there's no real context. So that's on Jasmine at that point, you know, to be like, this is what I meant. That's all she had to do.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

I agree. Anyway, now it's time for our Hero and Zero!

SPEAKER_01 29:10

Hero and Zero.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

All right, who do you got?

SPEAKER_02 29:15

Uh so for my hero today, I have to go with Luke. Uh, at least for the attempt to be like, look, bro, we need to be in the scenes together. You know what I mean? Like, we need to stop this shit. Uh, that is, you know, because that's what needs to be done. And he sees that. And, you know, I doubt that he wants them to be like, hey, I want you guys to be brothers again, you know, or whatever. No. You need to be here. We need to fight. This is how it needs to go. You know what I mean? Uh, so yeah, kudos for that. Um, and zero is collectively Danny and Nia for for a moving out to Santa Clarita and B dragging everyone's ass out there, you know, for three hours to get out there.

SPEAKER_00 29:58

It is not three hours.

SPEAKER_02 30:00

And then, yeah, so there we go. And then, but mostly because Danny's just being a uh a butthead, you know, as far as for like, come on, bro. I'm trying not to I'm trying to be nice about it, but it's like, come on, bro. It's like get your ass out there, it's your job, you know, make your damn paycheck. All right, what'd you think? Or who'd you pick?

SPEAKER_00 30:18

Uh, my hero is um Nia's mom for watching the baby on the party bus. Literally, there is no one to cheer on this show.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

I'll give you that. That that was very kind of her to, you know, to do that so Nia can go out, you know, or whatever. But then, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:38

And then my zero is gonna be Brandon.

SPEAKER_02 30:42

Good pick.

SPEAKER_00 30:43

It's just who do you think you are? Like, I you are clearly trying to get in the drama because you want to be part of the show.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 30:51

But I'm pretty sure you're gonna be short-lived. So I guess get your five seconds of airtime.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

Yeah. Fair to say.

SPEAKER_00 31:00

Well, that is it. We will continue watching. Uh, hopefully it picks up. I don't know what else to say.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

Yeah, I don't have high hopes for for this season at least. So yeah. But we'll have to see. You know, we'll see uh we'll see what we get. But, anyways, that is it for our show. So we thank you, love you, and see ya.

SPEAKER_00 31:21

Bye.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Thank you.