RHRI Real Housewives Rhode Island E6&7 LETTING HIM SLIDE

We cover the latest 2 episodes of Real Housewives of Rhode Island!

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All Rilda. Chris and Angela. Covering all the phase from vanip to the valley of love is by every more. We got you all up, baby.

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Chris and Angela. Let's go. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

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And this is Angela, and we are here to cover The Best Show, The Best Show, Rhode Island. And if you don't agree, what's wrong with you?

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I know.

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Because these people are just everyone brings their own little something, right?

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Yes. Like it's great. Guess what? We now know what a slam pig is. And this is not in this episode.

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It's not even, but I know. But it's in the preview.

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It's in the preview for the next episode. And I'm all for this because who the fuck knew what a slam pig is?

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It's not only entertaining, it's educational.

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Yes. And uh apparently Google knows what pump and dump is, you know, because that's they say that in the definition of slam pig, so that's kind of weird.

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Yeah, I've only heard pump and dump when it came to like um right?

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Like baby bottles. Yeah, the baby bottles.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah. Um when you drink, right?

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Yeah, it's like you gotta get rid of the alcohol milk first.

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So it's not like a white rushing.

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Exactly. Okay, so I say we just hop right in because we are covering the last two episodes. I want to more focus on the latest episode because it's fresh, but we will just quickly go through the last episode. All right.

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Yeah.

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All right. Liz Face times Kelsey. Kelsey broke up with her sugar daddy.

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It was only a matter of time. And that's why it's so dumb to, you know, be in a relationship like that. It's like, yeah, cool, cool, cool. Well, he's just gonna leave you when he finds someone better or younger or both, you know. And there you go. Now you have absolutely nothing.

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Right. So, and it's funny because she's like, Oh, well, yeah, when I told him, he was like, I agree. Or I know.

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No shit.

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You're you're making the right decisions, you know. Inside, he's like, yes. Anyway, he's all now I can find a new younger now find? You mean already has a Rhode Island one. I know he has a couple Miami ones.

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He probably already has one in Rhode Island.

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Okay, well, Joe Allen and her sister go to this boutique and they talk about their mom and how Joe Allen felt like she hasn't really received love from her, which we get more into on the next episode.

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It's crazy. Um super, like just unfortunate, man.

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So they're gonna do the trip to this mansion, which is so cool because it's like there's all these rocks in front of it, and the waves are just crashing up on them.

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This shit very beautiful. This shit looks like the traitors.

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Yeah, it's nice.

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Like it really, even on the inside, it's like, are we on the fucking traitors? Like, I can't like when they're going up the stairs. I was like, what the hell?

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So uh they have old Roll Rolls Royce's picking them up. Everyone's like, where is Rula? Who the fuck cares? Girls arrive, and well, she is a housewife.

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Understood, but she's not about this life.

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This every episode is based around I know you keep saying that, but these women are making this show about Rula.

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Understood, but then if she's not here, all it is is just she's just the butt of everyone's joke.

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And that's what everyone keeps doing, which is annoying me. Why even bring her up? Why do you keep whatever? So then, okay, girls arrive. Uh Alicia says that she's gonna have a doll tea party. So they go to this little carriage. Liz falls on the way over there. I don't know, I just had to put that. Um Jo Allen says Rosie looked like a stripper.

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I'm beginning to worry about her.

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Who?

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In this doll obsession.

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I don't.

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It's odd.

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It's why she's endearing to everyone and she's like a favorite to everyone. It's because she's unique, she's not some basic bitch.

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Yeah.

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They talk about Rula. Jo Allen says she feels bad, but Liz is like, do you though? Because we know this is not Jo Allen and Rula aren't friends. So the whole thing that Jo Allen's like, I just I want to protect her. No one buys really, but it's it's what she's doing in the show, so it's just whatever.

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Yeah.

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We get a scene of Alicia metal using a metal detector, which is another thing. Liz, um, so they're gonna have this dinner, and she has specific masks for everyone.

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Some were cool, some we will talk about it. Yeah.

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Ashley's mask was probably the funniest one because it was like a full face covered mask. And when they go to sit down, Ashley's like, what am I like not supposed to eat or drink?

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I know. Well, what's her uh who else uh someone else had a a no face, a no-mouth mask. I forgot who had it. Was it Kelsey? Yeah, and her shit looked like she was in a fucking video game. Like she was like in twisted metal and you know, or whatever Mortal Kombat or something like that, you know?

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Liz has a wolf mask, Jollin has like the jest like a clown or dress jester, jester.

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I thought it was a mime, but yeah.

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No, it was like a court jester.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.

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Um Rosie has this like big feathery. It just I heard Liz do an interview, and she said it was kind of like they provided all these masks and she had to find correlation. Like it wasn't actually this huge planned out thing. So this is where Jo Allen talks more about her mom who sent her to behavioral camps where there was like actual like criminals and um she says, and then they say, Well, your thing is like you hurt people, and she's like, Oh, I don't start these things, I just continue it. I don't know. Liz's mom passed when she was 15, so she has her own abandon abandonment issues.

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That's rough.

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Ashley's sob story is that she doesn't have a sob story, but one day she'll have a sob story, so she starts crying.

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That is insane. The amount of times this girl cries is insane.

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It's she does that one kind of cry where it's like it like it starts as a cry, then looks like a laugh, and then goes back into the cry.

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Yeah.

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Rosie talks about being a people pleaser. Kelsey says she has a tough exterior, but um that it just leads to her talking about her ex and they're asking, like, so what's gonna happen? He's like, Oh, well, he's gonna pay for my new place, he pays for my health insurance, he pays for my car insurance, whatever.

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Yeah.

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It's like, okay. It just it's she's like, Rosie's like, now he's a real sugar daddy in her confessional.

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Well, not really, because she's not giving up on sugar.

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Well, we don't know that. At least before you could say he was your boyfriend. I thought that was good. Alice Alicia or Alicia? Alicia says she was homeless, and then Liz is like, No, you weren't. I think Liz wasn't hearing the bigger picture, like the dad left them.

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Yeah.

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And they had to go move in with the grandparents, whatever.

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So their original home is no longer a home. Right. Uh being hard.

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But just let I didn't think Liz had to go do that with Alicia. Just let her have her moment. Yeah. Shut up. Uh, it's just like the annoying people that always have to be right or correct you.

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Um, I that I felt that was a personal attack. How dare you!

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I mean, did you see yourself in Liz um in that moment?

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No. So let me correct you real quick.

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Kelsey says, Wow, Rosie. I think that's okay. So Rosie says something. I don't know. And then Kelsey says, Wow, Rosie, I think that's the first genuine thing you said. And then even Ashley like clocks that like that was a backhanded compliment. It really was. So nothing I've ever said is genuine or and I just didn't like how Kelsey still was like, I was just trying to be nice with that.

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There's no way there was there was no way around that comment. You know what I mean? It there was there wasn't like she couldn't explain herself. You know what I mean? There, there's no way where you come out that this was a positive thing. Absolutely not.

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So yeah, I mean, they they all go their separate ways, but then it comes back to Kelsey comes back in the mix and then they start arguing about like she's calling out her job, like, oh, you you didn't get fired, or you didn't get fired, or you know, you got fired. I'm so sorry, I can't talk right now. Or like the whole I told you I didn't like this whole thing where they're so pressed about the square footage of the house. It's giving painter. It's giving painter.

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Exactly. It's like they're like, who cares? Who cares at that point?

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Um, okay, so let's hop into the latest episode. So this is the next morning, and they're kind of talking to their significant others, and Rosie is talking to her. Are they fiances? They're not married, right?

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Uh no, they're not married.

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And Rosie's man is like, uh, Kelsey is projecting, she is literally accusing you of what she is. Like she doesn't have a house, she doesn't have a job.

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Yeah.

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She's just relying on a man.

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She is. Yeah. He's not far off from the truth.

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Yeah. Not at all. So Rosie says she threw up all night. And then they kind of talk about weird noises they heard because now they're like, this is a spooky is it considered a cast? No, it's just a big mansion, right? Are they calling it a castle? What what considers a place a castle?

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I don't know, like stone, like made of stone, like I don't know, there's a moat.

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We find out Dawson, which is Ashley's kid, is sick and it's the morning, and they're all at the table, and it's like very awkward. Because Kelsey and Rosie haven't really talked. So they're kind of talking to Rosie and trying to like figure her out.

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Ashley was so over the top in this scene.

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It's like girl, like we'll get to it. So Liz is trying to say something to Rosie, and then Alicia interrupts her, and she's Alicia keeps trying to say, like, oh, is it like you're Sasha Fierce? Like, you have a different and she keeps trying to say it, and then Liz kept trying to say her thing, and she kind of snaps at Alicia.

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I kind of hate that too. If I'm trying to get something out, like, dude, shut up, like, stop. You know, I'm trying to do that. Liz kind of gets on my nerves. I agree.

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Um, especially later. So Ashley starts crying, and they're like, she's crying again. Like, I'm telling you, it is in her tagline. Ashley cries at the drop of a dime.

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Yeah.

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Like, it's Ashley. You if you've watched her, I've been watching her since her very first season on The Bachelor. She has never changed. So get used to it, is all I have to say. And it's funny. I think it's funny.

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It is funny, actually. So because it's like for me, it's like, oh my god.

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Like So Ashley. Joe Allen tells Kelsey to go talk, I put to go talk to Kelsey, to go talk to Rosie. So she goes to the room and they have a pretty good conversation and they decide they want to move forward and have a good rest of the trip.

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Yeah.

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Obviously, that won't last long.

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Nope, absolutely not.

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So then Alicia, God, why do I keep saying Alicia and Joe Allen, they want to just go out and do their own thing. Yeah. So as they're walking out, I think Alicia says she's sweating like a pig in church.

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The driver was a W-H-O-R-E in church.

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And yeah, she corrected herself.

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Oh, okay, okay.

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So then they get in the car and the driver said that he used to live there.

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I think that's I think he was full of crap. Um Yeah, there's no freaking way. I mean, he probably stayed there for the night, you know, or whatever.

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I don't even know why you have to like it.

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I just don't believe anyone for one fucking second. That's why.

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Even my paranormal stories?

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Your paranormal yours are very believable. But I'm just saying everyone's full of shit. I don't believe anyone.

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So ah, dude. Stop with the cynicalness. Cynicalness.

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Okay, that's just how it is.

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No, that's not true.

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I I feel that people say things uh for reasons. And when it's so like highly unbelievable, it's very likely it's unbelievable because it's not.

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Okay, Dr. Joy is shooting up the party. Okay, so the other four women go outside and they go down this water slide. It looked really intense. It looked like there should have been more water.

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Uh yeah. I agree.

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Um I mean, okay, three of them went down the waterfall. Liz, in this sense, is kind of being like a lame.

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Because she well, yeah, she's too old for, you know, whatever.

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But you think she's too old to go down a water slide?

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No, but it's just like she's that's how she that's her demeanor, though. It's like I'm too old for this shit.

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So then Joe Allen and Alicia stop to chat and she talks more about her mom. She gets into like, oh, she sent me here for a month and here for six months and here for a year, and da da da. And the mom just sounded like that was very weird. She it sounded like she even sent the sister away too, sometimes. And the only reason she took her back was because the state wanted to just take full custody of her, and she just changed her mind, and it was just horrible. This lady sounds awful, yeah. And Alicia talks about her dad leaving, and that's why she has abandonment issues, and that's why she thinks maybe she doesn't want to rush into marrying Bob because she's like, When is he gonna leave me? Classic daddy issues. No, it is, it really affects you, trust me. Yeah, so then Rula texts Alicia and is like, I can't come. I'm sick.

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God, see, this is what I'm talking about. She's not about this life, she doesn't want to face any heat, she doesn't want to find out more shit, which she would have if she was there, you know. Yeah, and that's the thing. It's like she's just not about it, she can't take the heat. She, I couldn't even imagine her in an argument. She backpedals faster than any cyclist I've ever seen. Yeah. Because when she uh fired that that little you know stepmom comment to to Liz, oh, how fast does she backpedal? Yeah, you know, she's not about this life, so she shouldn't be a part of it.

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So we go to Rola's and she's apparently on her deathbed, but she fully did her hair and makeup, so yeah.

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I've seen people with sniffles that look worse than her.

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Back to the slide, they have the butlers go down, and Rosie was really irritating with me because she kept saying the guy's name, Boris. Was it Boris? Yeah, like everything I just I pick up on that. Like, if I'm like, Boris, what are you doing? Boris, like it's just I don't know, that really bugged me, but I it's just and she just she was just wearing that dumb mask, and I'm like, Yeah, Rosie, you're kind of getting on my nerves. And then Liz, she feels so weird, so she goes inside to sulk. I don't care what you say, that was sulking. Yeah, so then Ashley.

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I don't I don't dispute that.

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Ashley goes to check up on her, and then she's like, Oh, I've I see a soft side to Liz. So hopefully her and Liz like that's the only disconnect, I think, out of the whole group, besides Rosie and Kelsey.

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Yeah.

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Um, so then they go on a boat, and then Ashley has to end up leaving before the boat goes because she's gonna like that her dad, who's a doctor, wanted to take or told her he should go to the ER.

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Yeah. Um she starts crying. I think she probably should have just taken off after um after that first, you know, sign of he was having some issues. You know what I mean? I think she should have just I don't.

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I think it was right. She had a nanny there, she had her mom there, she's working, she's on a show, yeah, and it's Rhode Island, it's small. You can be home if you s you know. I thought it was fine that she just kept checking up. Yeah, please let me know if things change, and I will rush down wherever.

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Yeah.

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But you remember, people gotta show up to work.

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That's very true. And she did.

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But no, she obviously had to go, and we know Dawson's fine, so then on the boat, Kelsey calls out, not calls out, but it's just a funny thing, like, oh yeah, Joe Allen slept with my ex and his brother, whatever, on a boat, and she tried to deny it at first, but then didn't. And they just ate a lot of charcuterie and drank tequila.

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Oh my god, the amount of charcuterie they ate.

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And then they went back to the mansion. That's what I'm talking about. Or charcuterie.

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Like it's like, you know, like one sitting, like, okay, that's cool. But then to have a second sitting, and this is okay, here's the thing. When you drink, and let's be honest, if the only food available is charcuterie, you're gonna fuck that shit up, right?

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Oh, I will eat so much cheese and crackers and so. Absolutely.

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Oh, right, you know, like you're gonna overdo it. Yeah, you know, and that's a fact because you know, drinking, I don't know, something about me and drinking and food, it's like it just turns on hunger for me, in my opinion. But the thing is that when it's charcuterie, it's like almost like, oh, this is like zero calories, zero carbs, zero everything. I'm having at it, or like chips and salsa, you know, come on. Yeah, and then to get home and have more chips and salsa or more charcuterie, you know, come on. But the other one had sliced blue cheese when they got home. Okay, that looked kind of good.

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So they're there, and then Liz goes and finds Jo Allen, and then Joan, I don't know why she was acting so like emotional over it, but she asked her friend, who was friends with the mistress, if she had any proof, and then the friend it's like, was this a setup video? Because she's like when she showed the girls, it was showing like a date, which was I guess two days before the polo match. And then it's like a video of them as if someone's like in the window recording them.

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Yeah.

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Like in the way they didn't show us a video, probably for legal reasons, but it's like he said they're hugging, he's like grabbing her butt, like they're kissing, and all the girls are like, Oh my gosh, and then they're like, Who's gonna tell her?

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And I love how it's like, not I, not me, not me, or not it, not it, not it.

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Not I. And so it's implied that they're gonna make Alicia do it.

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So I'm not sure if she should be the one. I think the person that's the most qualified to just like look. What do you think? What do you think? I'm about to say.

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Liz?

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Yes. Absolutely. It would have to be her because everyone at that point, if it's coming from Liz, it's like, okay, this shit's real. Let's be honest about it, you know what I mean? Not Alicia, like, you know, God bless her heart. I love Alicia, but she's not the one to say this. No one on this cast is the one to say it except for Liz.

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Yeah.

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You know.

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Well, Liz doesn't want to do it.

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Yeah, she's kind of chickened out. I was a little bit disappointed in her. Because I I was like, okay, obviously Alicia's gonna be the person, you know, but I at that point I was like, I'm all what the fuck, Liz? Like, you know, come on, it could have been you, it would have been better coming from you. Like, she probably would have believed you more than anyone on this cast.

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Yeah.

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You know?

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But I mean, that was it. I can't believe we just we just got to the nitty-gritty of these last two episodes. Really. I mean, it's great.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

Yeah, but um, I told you, buckle up because this is gonna be the rest of the season where it's just gonna be like, okay, now that we got this video evidence, and like, you know, it's like she's probably gonna say when no, no, he doesn't lie. Uh, she has uh apps where you can, you know, like fabricate stuff like that. That's all fake footage, you know, whatever. She's gonna say dumb like dumb shit like that. Just wait.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

Well, okay, now it's time for our Hero and Zero Hero and zero. All right, who do you got?

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So um I'm all about people. Uh that are that open up, you know, and you know what? What Joel went through, pretty fucked up, to be honest with you. Um I believe it, you know, to be honest with you, because then why would she completely destroy her mom's like reputation just for the fuck of it? You know what I mean? There's no fucking way. So um, yeah, so she's my hero for today. Um, my zero, I gotta give it to Kelsey because it's like Kelsey, there's no way around you saying, like, oh yeah, no, no, no. I was being very positive, you know, like, you know, that was a good thing, you know. Like, you know, you know, you know, it's like there was no way of you explaining this to be a good thing. Like, stop it, you know, that was fucked up. Like, you sound like you said, you see, you sound like a hater. It's like, oh, you know, it's you know, you said 5,000 square foot, but it's really, you know, 4,500 square feet, you know, like how dare you, you fucking liar. You know, it's like, come on, knock it off. You know, you sound you sound dumb, you know, let's be real. So what about you? Who would you pick?

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Hero, Alicia. I don't have to say why. Zero, I'll give it to Rula for just not showing up to your shift.

SPEAKER_02 23:13

Yeah.

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And then to have we seen and the crazy part is which annoys me is she's such a focal point of the entire show.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

Yep.

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But she's never there. We've seen her twice, I think.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

Absolutely. Yeah, I hate this. I'm telling you, it's that she's not about this life. You know, but yeah, you want to be in full glam, in bed, you know, lying to the whole world, and and then fuck the husband. Like, really, you're gonna be Mr. House husband. Uh, and it's like, how dare you? You're you're such a piece of shit, and you're you know, God like God bless those two little kids, you know what I mean? But it's just like, wow, your dad's a real piece of work, dude. He sucks ass like big time, you know, while he's you know, making his the wife that he cheats on, you know, breakfast in bed or, you know, whatever the fuck, you know, as if he cares. As if he's not gonna like, okay, I'm gonna go to CVS and get you some medication while he goes bangs his chick, you know, okay. Sorry, I was stuck in traffic, you know, even though it's down the street. You know, fuck off. That guy sucks. But anyways, nonetheless, I don't care if, you know, if this, you know, if it does end up, because it's this is reality, it's likely gonna be like, you know, hey, your husband's cheating on you. No, he's not, he's he's not a liar, you guys are lying, you know, whatever. Even though that's likely gonna be for the rest of this season, it's still gonna be the best show on Bravo, you know, for sure. Would you agree?

SPEAKER_01 24:44

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

Yeah, so but anyways, so but that is it for our episode. So we thank you, love you, and see ya. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 24:54

Thank you.