The Valley E7 PAGEANT (MEAN) QUEEN

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Up to All Rilda. With Chris and Angela, covering all the face from Vanderpunk to the valley. Love is by Mm. We got you. All Rilda, baby.

SPEAKER_03 0:15

Chris and Angela. Let's go. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

And this is Angela. And we're back. And we are here to cover the valley.

SPEAKER_03 0:29

Yeah. Uh do I say gay? I don't know. It's just it was okay, you know? Like, I don't know. What about you?

SPEAKER_00 0:38

I thought it was an entertaining episode, entertaining enough.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

Okay. It's fair to say enough, like keyword. So entertaining enough.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

Well, let's get into the episode.

SPEAKER_03 0:50

Yeah, let's do it.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Talk about it all there. But we're back at the Belmont Park or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

And I mean, nothing really happens, but they're gonna go out to eat after that to some sports bar.

SPEAKER_03 1:04

How much do you think a an entire day's worth of, you know, whatever, how much do you think it would cost? I do like a one wristband. I call 60 bucks.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

For a wristband?

SPEAKER_03 1:16

For like an for like all the all the rides you want, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 1:20

I I don't know. Um okay, so they go to the sports bar and there's only open seats by Lacey, and Lala and Michelle walk in, you know, last.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

And then yeah, Michelle doesn't want to sit by her.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

It's just It's like, why? The lady did nothing to you. All you guys did was talk shit about her when she wasn't even on the fucking show.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:49

So it's like she did nothing wrong. She's not a horrible, you know, like stepmom or a horrible, you know what I mean? Like horrible person. She's not making your life difficult. You know, you're just kind of being a bee, you know, um, to her, you know, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

And Michelle keeps using that thing like, this is my trip with my friends. No, Michelle, this is like a cast trip. Yeah. She keeps saying it's her trip just because she came from San Diego.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Yeah, I know. It's and it's like, okay, so you went to freaking Belmont Park. Like, you know, and then you did the whole, you know, San Diego, you know, what the the Safari Park, you know, whatever. So it's like you it's like you've done the touristy things. You you haven't really done a San Diego thing, you know, per se.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

So Kristen wants to go home, and so okay. Here's the thing. Okay, so she's complaining, like, oh, I don't feel comfortable, I I'm wearing a diaper or whatever. And then Luke is like, I can't be in you to feel what you feel, and then she kind of takes that wrong, and I'm just like, at this point, he shouldn't, he should don't even try because she's just on this trajectory, she's mad now. And I'm sure I've been in her situation where it's like you don't want it to be a thing, and then as each person keeps approaching her, okay, she's like, now it's a thing.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

This this part kind of rubbed me the wrong way. Like, Kristen, go the fuck home then.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

Yeah, just go home.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

Just go home. Like, why the fuck are you still Luke?

SPEAKER_00 3:29

Should just went with her. It would have just been so easy for her.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

Because what the fuck, like, what are you what are you waiting for?

SPEAKER_00 3:34

And it seemed like they left very shortly after.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

Yeah, but you know what I mean? It's like, what are you like sticking around for? There's nothing to go home. There's nothing, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

Like, go.

SPEAKER_03 3:44

So, and uh, it's just like to me, it's like, yeah, that disappointed me. But you know, ultimately, Kristen, like, shut the fuck up, go home. You know what I mean? Like, you're here you are talking, complaining about your life or whatever, and you don't want it to be a thing, but you're talking long enough for people to be like, what the fuck's up with Kristen? Let me go check on her because I'm a good friend. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 4:04

No, I mean there's nothing wrong with them going up. Yeah, even Brittany was like, Oh, I thought you were looking at me and trying to call me over or whatever. And she's like, because Brittany was like the one where she was like, Oh my god, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 4:15

Yeah, just that just irritated me. It's just go go home, Roger. Geez.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

Danny's drunk and Lala's kind of clocking it. You know, she's sitting there just sober as can be, kind of. And then Danny sees Michelle yawn, and he's like, Don't do that. You might be labeled an alcoholic. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Shut up. And then so everyone leaves except Janet and Jason, and they talk to Jesse and Lacey. And um Janet's saying, or at least Lacey's saying whatever Lacey's just trying to say, like, you know, there really wasn't anything between me and you, and then now, and then you just kind of started talking shit or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 5:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

And then Janet's like, well, I'm mad that you sent a legal letter.

SPEAKER_03 5:08

It's like all you guys talked shit about her. What part do you not understand about this? You're talking about the poor girl, you don't know her, you know, and she's not on the show, but you're talking about her. And not just that, you're you're making it very uncomfortable for you know, any person on Baywatch, you know, and they're like unfriending her or you know, or blocking her, and it's not even fucking David Hasselhoff. It's probably like what's the name, David Chokuchi or whatever. You know, I don't know, who knows? Do we even know who it is that they were talking about the Baywatch person? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

I didn't I didn't know who it was. Okay, so Janet says, I don't know, like Lacey's like saying, I don't know if it was to Janet or in a confessional how like Janet says she auditioned like 17 times to be on OC. I don't even think they hold auditions. Like, what is she talking about?

SPEAKER_03 6:10

They have they would have to.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

How how like they definitely don't. They do not hold auditions for that. You know somebody, and maybe a housewife recommends like a friend of theirs. They do not just hold auditions, like that's crazy. How did they reach out to you and say let's have a meeting, but there is no like lying around the corner, and then you're like it's just no, everyone's always a friend of someone or an acquaintance that they think you know what I mean, might be a good one. Could be a good fit.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

Yeah, maybe so, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:48

Okay, and then um Janet's just kind of like, I just want to have a good weekend, and just didn't really give an apology, and Jesse's like, see, this is the kind of apology everyone hates you for.

SPEAKER_03 7:03

I mean, he's not wrong. Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

And then Lacey starts pulling up, trying to pull up proof or whatever, and then Janet walks out saying, You guys aren't important enough for me to care. And then that's when Jesse starts yelling, and then Lacey's like, stop yelling, like, you know, getting mad at him for yelling, and Janet's doing her like he's talking shit, she's like bowing, and you know what I mean? Just the classic stuff.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

It's you know, it's like, well, luckily, you know, we're looking at a different Janet here because I mean shit. Can you imagine if she uh was the same Janet? Oh my god. Yeah. Uh this is just that's what I'm saying. It's bullshit. Just wait until you know she fights with you know with Zach again. That's how it all starts. It started the same way last season. You know, it's like they had a you know kumbaya moment and it just went to royal shit. That's what's gonna happen, and it's already starting. Yeah, it's stupid.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

Uh but then outside they kind of end up smoothing it over anyway.

SPEAKER_03 8:07

Well, her and her and Lacey, you know what I mean? Right.

SPEAKER_00 8:12

So back at the house, this is where it was annoying because they they smoothed it over. Real quick.

SPEAKER_03 8:19

Can we okay? Can we stop using the word peg? Like, oh, he's gonna be, it's okay, just you know, just peg him tonight. Like, can we knock that off? Like, this is this isn't okay. We're first it was stupid ass Grace Lilly in uh Southern Hospitality talking about Joe being pegged in the butt. You know, now we're talking about, you know, about Jesse, you know what I mean? It's like, can we stop? You know, and then why Lacey really are we not gonna be like an all riled up podcast?

SPEAKER_00 8:54

We don't have to ever say that again.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

Well, I'm just saying I want the reality world bravo universe to stop using the word peg because it's stupid. No, no, it's not shaming, no no, no one's shaming that. I'm saying, like, it's using it's being used in a derogatory manner.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

How what do you mean? Like, how else? Okay. So back at the house, Janet is sitting in this massage chair, and um she's kind of like like she just smoothed it over with Lacey, and it's like she just completely goes back and just talks shit again.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

Yeah, and um it's not really smoothing things over, it's just like I don't know, it just was like a civil end uh with absolute no resolve at all.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

And Michelle's doing that thing like, well, Lacey ganged up on me. Why would she say we ganged up on her? Isn't it crazy?

SPEAKER_03 9:48

Well, um, um, not just that, but uh when is one on one ganging up on? Yeah. Like uh maybe I missed that part in in like math class where you know one is more than one. I don't know. That's just me.

SPEAKER_00 10:06

We have this sentimental talk between Zach and Luke, and Luke is just saying his frustrations, and Zach is like, I know she can be difficult, but I'm glad she has you because you're a great dad and a great husband, and da da da. And Luke appreciates hearing that because I guess he just feels like he doesn't hear that enough.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

Uh I can see that. Uh, but the thing is is that it's just it's a real give and take on that because he is being very insensitive uh most of the time. And but then again, I do see the the like the other parts, like kind of like what he's talking about. I do see it a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

Jason comes in, he's calling out Jesse for how he was yelling earlier, and then he doesn't want to apologize. But Lacey is like, Can you please just apologize? It gives me anxiety.

SPEAKER_03 10:56

And but Jason, pump the fucking brakes, bro. Like, you just don't go into a conversation like that, be like, Wow, hey man, you were a real fucking asshole earlier, you know, like wow, crazy. So let's talk about that apology, right? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 11:13

Brittany goes up to Lacey and she's like, Oh, eventually you need to talk to Michelle. But literally, Michelle's sitting right there, and then she's like, Say what? What do we need to talk about? And then Michelle talks about how she's the only one who got a legal letter, and why didn't any of my friends like you wanted them to?

SPEAKER_03 11:33

And then um it's just it's just nuts, you know, all that whole thing, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 11:41

It's just like but Michelle doesn't take ownership for anything, absolutely not. None of them does.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

No, um, yes, very true. But I'm gonna say no one in that little mean girl group uh does at all, at all.

SPEAKER_00 11:53

And then Michelle with her like, I don't care, I like you know, getting mad, I don't care, I don't care. And I'm like, you sound like you care deeply.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 12:03

And then Lacey brings up text messages that Michelle sent Jesse about her looks and you know that that's pretty much the thing, and Michelle never apologizes for that.

SPEAKER_03 12:16

No, absolutely not, but if it was the other way around, she would definitely want that for sure.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

Now, Lacey's misstep, in my opinion, was her bringing up Michelle pushing Jesse out of a window. And when we hear the stories, it just sounds like maybe his arm.

SPEAKER_03 12:31

Uh the I if I'm not mistaken, the verbiage is through a window, not out a window or anything like that. So technically, if your arm goes outside, you're technically through a window.

SPEAKER_00 12:44

It sounds dramatic.

SPEAKER_03 12:45

Yes, I agree.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

And um It really sounded like where Lacey messed up is like before you talk shit to Michelle because she's talking shit about you about things you can't help. You know what I mean? Just rude. But with this, you're bringing up something that you weren't even you didn't even know Jessie yet. So that's where it's like now you're just reaching.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

Yeah, at first it sounded like like she like straight pushed him off a ledge pretty much. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

And then this is where La La inserts herself.

SPEAKER_03 13:16

Oh, well, as this is surprising.

SPEAKER_00 13:19

As she does.

SPEAKER_03 13:20

Against her character, crazy.

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I know.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

And anyway, she thinks that Lacey barely even likes Jesse, but I mean, that could just be how Lacey is, or she could be wanting to be on a show, but I just I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 13:35

Super ironic, because guess what, Lala? We barely like you, just a little bit, right? It's true. Shit, fuck off.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

Um, Jasmine tells Lacey the next morning, like, don't take shit from anybody.

SPEAKER_03 13:52

I love that.

SPEAKER_00 13:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Because she shouldn't. And I'm I'm telling you, bringing Lacey on the show was the best thing ever.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

I seen it.

SPEAKER_03 14:00

I I think she I I love Lacey. She was the best edition.

SPEAKER_00 14:04

Tom tells Lala y had a uh like a dream about her. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 14:13

A sex dream.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

I hate I hate the S word.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

I know, but it's just like it's so it's so funny because he was not in any way, shape, or form a part of this episode. So it's like he had to make something happen. It just it was kind of it didn't happen, it was kind of pathetic.

SPEAKER_00 14:31

It was. It's like generally when you keep that to yourself. It was a dream, you just keep that to yourself.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

Jason has to leave for a work dinner. I I don't I don't even know why I had to note that. It's all the smilest thing ever.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

It's a fucking dinner, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

It's just it's uh Then we have like a Kristen and Luke talking moment and whatever. So they're they're good again for now.

SPEAKER_03 15:00

Well, I'm just glad that she was open to talk. Like she wasn't so like, well, nope, nope, I'm the only one that's having a hard time, you know, or whatever. You can fuck off.

SPEAKER_00 15:10

You know, so Safari Park time. Nia is annoyed with Danny because she's like, go get the baby, like, go help the nanny, and he's like, wait, they're coming with us. I okay, listen. Okay, baby needs to be with mom because she hasn't taken no bottle. I I was just curious. I've never had a baby, so I can't really speak to this, but I did Google how often uh like an infant you have to feed them. Yeah, and it says like every two to four hours, whatever. Yeah, why can't they do the damn safari ride in that period of time where babysitter can be in air conditioning with the baby? Yeah, yeah. She was like, me is like, oh, I had to feed the baby 10 minutes ago. Okay, why couldn't production delay the safari ride? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 16:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

I'm s I'm sorry, I get it. I just I'm sick of I'm sick of Adelaide, okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

Like, can we just get her on a schedule where it's a little like in the office over when the uh the baby was getting uh getting her um she was they were at the church, yeah. He's like, she's being kind of a bitch. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

No, I I'm joking about that, but I'm just saying, like it was gonna be hot, and then it just becomes this thing, right? Like where it's just bickering city, and she's like, Daniel, the baby's hot, and then and let's just get to it.

SPEAKER_03 16:42

So it's just like honestly, it could have been either that or guess what? Don't get on the fucking ride.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

Uh there you go, right?

SPEAKER_03 16:49

I mean, that's just me, you know.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

Like how about you and Danny sit this one out?

SPEAKER_03 16:54

Yeah. Or just don't go on the fucking vacation.

SPEAKER_00 16:58

Or they should have not filmed for another couple months till this baby's on a bottle.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

I'm telling you right now, Kristen and and them, they both, both of them, they should have bowed out this season.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

There's a limit. It's like I know the whole thing was oh, like new moms are well, obviously not Nia, but you know what I mean. Yeah. Like, oh, families going from Hollywood life to I get it, but there is a limit to how much of you know, yeah, the actual messiness of it that I want to see.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

Yeah. And the thing is, is like, here's the thing with reality TV, guess what? It's supposed to be in some way, shape, or form, even if it's very dramatic or dark, whatever, there has to be some type of entertainment factor.

SPEAKER_02 17:45

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 17:45

And there's nothing entertaining about any of those couples for now. You know what I mean? I know I sound very insensitive, but guess what? You know damn well, every one of you, if anyone ever thinks that I'm being insensitive, you know damn well they are all downers, you know. And if you're trying to party, if you're trying to drink, if you're trying to have a great weekend and you know, kind of get away from it all, and then have fucking crying babies there, you know, in your vicinity, in your circle, come on. Yeah, that's not cool.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

So yeah, Nia's saying the baby's hot. Nia's like, why are you laughing? I'm hot, and our baby is hot, and then she's like, uh, what was she saying? Like, oh, you're not attuned to it. You're not attuned to me. And then Jasmine says it's weird to hear them bicker, and so she's doing that thing, like, oh my god, look, a giraffe. Like, she's distraction. Like, it's like you're harshing everyone's mellow.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

It is, I agree. The like I because I felt bad for the baby because it's like, yeah, the baby is fucking hot. Like, you should have stayed. I'm sure there was every theme park has some type of like air-conditioned area where it's like whether it's a show or whatever, and you can just sit there. Like, one of my favorites is you know, that uh presidential show or whatever at Disneyland. And you know, you just sit there, or on the other side, the uh, you know, at California Adventure, the tiki room as well, or California Adventure with um the uh the Philharmagic, you know, the I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

Like, I feel like all we do for references is the office or just Disney. Can we not hey?

SPEAKER_03 19:26

I just told people, we just told people three golden spots for pure ass AC on a hot ass day at Disney. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

So they go zip lining. I love how I have something to say. Yeah, I I probably said it before, but I went zip lining in Big Bear in the snow, and I had to wear a special glove, and I had to break myself, like grab the cable above, yeah, and you're going fast. And at times I would try to grab the cable and my hand would fly off because you have to do it with conviction, and then finally, when I did it with conviction, I was just like, Stop! I did it with too much conviction, and I stopped way before the platform, and they had to come rescue me. The point is, I'm so jealous when I see people zip line, and they literally don't have to do anything.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

They just have to sit there and be like, woo-hoo, not have to worry and wear this glove, and oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

Oof, I know. And then, oh, and then we got blessed with two zip lines now. We had Southern Hospitality, and then we have now uh the Valley. And I love how they take off, and they're like, before you take off, don't scream, or you're gonna scare every freaking living animal on this thing, and then what do they do? They scream their heads off, all of them. It was fucking great.

SPEAKER_00 20:50

I think that's that is really weird for them to even ask that. But so they get down and then they start drinking, and Danny's starting on the claws.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

There's no there's no laws with the claws, okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

You need to set a boundary. It's like okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:13

Yeah, um, but real quick, uh I think Nia, if she's gonna try to like maybe control his drinking or whatever, I think drinking the white claws needs to stop because if you're starting to go anywhere above four and a half, you know, four point seven, because I know uh Topo Chicos are four point seven, you know, but it's like once you start going into that direction, you know, once you drink, start drinking multiple white claws or multiple whatever, god forbid IPAs or whatever, it's like you're gonna get hammered pretty quickly.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

The at the sports bar, he was not only drinking white claws or seltzers, but he was taking shots. So imagine you're chugging a seltzer and then taking a shot and then getting Another seltzer, like that's uh well, it's just like it's and he's so little, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

It's very true. But you know, obviously, look at me, I do the same thing, and but then I know my limits, you know. I know where it's like, okay, I need to taper off a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 22:15

All right, well, Danny's a binge drinker, so that's just what bingers are gonna just binge. So anyway, binge binge. Uh, so the Michelle Lacey conversation, I don't know. I didn't really take notes on it. Do we care?

SPEAKER_03 22:30

It's like the way Lala is like, no, you gotta be like, hey, bitch, you need to like, no, I'm not not really, obviously, but no, but she was like, pretty that's the trajectory she wanted her to go. She was like, you know, hey, you need to tell her this is not gonna happen again. That's it, foot down, blah, blah, blah. And then the way she came at her was like, hey, so about yesterday, that can't happen again, okay? So it's like, it was like two different, like, you know, uh ways, because definitely that's not how the way Lala wanted it to go, you know what I mean? So I just thought that was funny, but it is a a conversation that needed to be had because yeah, that can't happen, especially you, Michelle. You know, you can't be doing that shit. Yeah, and again, Lacey, yeah, don't be calling out shots of you know old ass toxic shit that you were never a part of.

SPEAKER_00 23:21

So yeah, but you notice the difference. It's like Lacey instantly was like, I'm so sorry, like I feel so bad. Michelle never reciprocates any of them. Of course not. No, okay, so Nia announces that stupid male pageant that no one asks for, no one wants, but we're gonna have to just go with. Kristen tells Luke that he's gonna be Ariel's bride, and he's like, Well, guess I'm gonna uh what are words I like for this? Like rub one out since I'm gonna be dressed like Ariel, because that's my hall pass.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Oh, that's so weird because it's like she was 15 years old in in the cartoon. And this and then even Eric, you know, it's it's one of the grossest ones because Eric, how old would you say he was?

SPEAKER_00 24:08

25.

SPEAKER_03 24:09

Probably, and she's like 15, 16. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_00 24:13

When did she ever say her age?

SPEAKER_03 24:15

It was said in there. I promise you, yes. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 24:18

Anyway, it's just weird. I I don't know if like it's just been his like crush since he was a kid because he's like a ginger, maybe. Okay, so Zach stops, so they leave, whatever, and then Zap Zach stops for some four locos. Oh I just want to say, like, I'm sure he was part of the Four Loco era. I went through it. I if I had two, I call it you get eight locoed. And um, that was crazy, even having two. And back then, you if you buy a four loco now, it is not the same as the pastime four loco.

SPEAKER_03 24:58

So even if you buy loco for the loco, I've never heard that matter.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

So they start getting dressed. Zach has boobs.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Oh, but real quick though, it's like when people just bring four loco to the party, it's like, oh, like we're trying to end this quick, aren't we? I guess, you know, because I'm sorry, like that's sugar overload. That's just and that's where people start, you know, like, oh we're oh, so someone's gonna throw up tonight. I got it, got it. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

So Danny's drunk, and he okay, so here's where we're gonna get into the Danny of it all. He was being annoying already at the Safari Park.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 25:44

But this is where we really see the mask come off, right?

SPEAKER_03 25:49

Yes. Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 25:50

I mean, at first, okay, at first when she was putting the wig on, like he's being critical of her, and she's like, Danny, like, I can't function when you're being so critical of me. She really talks in this therapist speak, right?

SPEAKER_03 26:06

Yes, she does.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

Anyway, um and then so at first I thought Danny was doing a bit. I thought he was trying to be like the guy from like Napoleon Dynamite, like, you gotta give 110%. Like, or am I thinking of You're thinking of a different movie? The Dazzled, maybe. I don't know, but you know, just being that aggressive, like, we gotta win. Yeah, and I was like, okay, is he trying to just be like I see why you would think that, yeah. I guess Lala, I didn't watch the episode, but she was on Watch What Happens live, and she said that before she called him out, she had asked him, like, are you trying to do like a bit? You know what I mean? Like when he was like, We gotta win, fix my hair, like doing all that kind of shit. And he like, no, he wasn't. And even that's why Nia's like, because I was like, why isn't Nia just being like, Danny, shut up, like, yeah, stop fooling around. Like, no, he was like talking to her like that.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

It's just it was just crazy.

SPEAKER_00 27:08

It's like he's like, she's putting makeup on, he's like, take this off.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

I look like a clown, and then he's all I look like a clown.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

And then Lala's like lurking around. But if everyone, because everyone was like, Yeah, I heard it, then you're kind of doing this, you're not in the privacy. Here's my thing you go on a show, you're in front of a camera, you act like that, you're opening yourself to public opinion. Yes, period. Yes, you're in a house and people can hear you, you're opening yourself up to opinion. Unless you're doing this in your own home, in the privacy of your own walls, yeah, then sure, it's not people's place. But when you are subjecting everyone to it and you're doing it in front of cameras for the world, you 100% can't sit here and be like, this is our business.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

Which I don't, yeah, I don't understand why why she said that. You know, it's like, well, you know, like Lala, you know, like uh mind your business because this, you know, whatever. But then she immediately afterwards says, but I'm so glad that someone else saw it.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

Mia, you can't have it both ways. And I can tell everyone is like, like when Jasmine was saying, like, oh, it's so weird seeing them bicker, like um, because I can tell that everyone knows that they really try to put up this like front that everything's perfect, everything's great. Yeah, and so now they're seeing that it's not, and then so finally he's he's just he's being an absolute drunk moron. I mean, the way he was talking to her, and you can tell she's just trying to appease him, like in a way, like she's not putting him in his place, really.

SPEAKER_03 28:52

Yeah, she's like, Daniel, like well, for a lot of people, you can't at that point, when they're at that point, you you can't do shit.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

So you don't just take it though, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

Oh, understood. But then it's like it's almost to it in a way, in a way, you kind of have to because it's like it's like you can't there's gonna be no production of anything that you say at all.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

Then just at that point then he shouldn't even be part of this scene. He then needs to go sleep it off.

SPEAKER_03 29:24

Sleep it off, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

You know, just like he did last season, and she was like, No, he's just tired because of the babies, and we all knew it's because he was wasted and he had to go to sleep.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:36

So this is just a pattern with him. Obviously, he's a bad drinker. Um there's just no excuses for me, and I absolutely think it was well within her right to call his ass out on something like that. La la, just in case.

SPEAKER_01 29:57

Of course, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:58

Um and I had no problem with it, and it was brief, and it only exploded even more because then after that, she was saying, I'm triggered. We all know she was part of some stuff with Randall, who's an awful person, and so she was triggered, she was triggered, you know? And he took that word and ran with it, and so every time she he just kept using that I'm mistriggered now, like that's my pageant name. And then every time she'd come in, like, oh, mistriggered, you know what I mean? Yeah, and so of course she's gonna just go off on him. And I was like, hell yeah, get him. And I I say this, I've been saying this every episode. I clocked Danny a long time ago, and uh it's a little bit rewarding to finally see that everyone's seen what I saw back then.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

Back then, yeah. It just it's so beyond disappointing. Like, you know, it's he's just a fucking asshole. He he sucks, you know, and it's just like he has he has a lot of work to go, you know, to do. And it's just like I it all starts with like either A, he needs to figure out a way to have a more healthy, not healthy, uh God, just a more responsible way of drinking, or just not at all. Um, because it's very obvious that this dude cannot not be an asshole, you know, as far as when he starts drinking, you know, and it's just like he just he can't stop. It's just crazy. So it's just I don't know. That's just me. You know?

SPEAKER_00 31:41

Yeah. Um, but uh what do you think about how Jesse was getting heat when she asked, like, oh, did you hear it? He's like, Yeah, I heard it, but he didn't say anything.

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Uh I just I wish I knew how much this happens behind the scenes, like beyond what we see, you know. Um I don't know. I just I'm not big on that. Yeah, I would have been like, hey, hey, what the fuck? You know, like you know, I would say something, like, hey, that's not what the hell? Say something, anything. But a lot of Bravo men don't say shit. Cause like I said, I hate to keep on calling back to Southern hospitality, but when Michaels, you know, went off on Lake that, you know, when they were all on that that trip, you know, she stra he she's walking away, so that means she's uh exiting from the situation and he's chasing her down to yell at her more. Any guy could have been like, hey, Michaels, uh let's stay here. Let her be over there, you know, and that's it. And you know, same thing here. Something someone needs to say something. A male needs to grow some balls and say something. Puny little puny little Danny isn't gonna do shit.

SPEAKER_00 33:00

What do you think about Kristen defending him on social media?

SPEAKER_03 33:04

I hate that. What are you doing, Kristen? Like, are you just going going like like so you know me?

SPEAKER_00 33:12

I hate um blind loyalty.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 33:16

I think you need to call out if you care about people, you need to call them out when they're out of pocket.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

I agree.

SPEAKER_00 33:23

Otherwise, what? Like, oh, he had one bad night. One bad night.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

Nah, bro.

SPEAKER_00 33:29

What are you talking about? The day before he was just as bad.

SPEAKER_03 33:32

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 33:32

Uh last season, what he there were a couple moments there.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 33:37

Remember when he was all drunk and like talking shit? Yes, to Janet. And as annoying as she is, like, he's just a little much when he drinks. Not to mention grabbing ass when he's married, not to mention there was some stuff on the first season. I remember in Big Bear, where he got drunk there. And yeah, he just, yeah. Um, one night, that that's Kristen, that's not one night. And Nia already has the language for him for these occasions, like just her being like, You're being critical of me, and it shuts me down. Like, she already it's like she's so used to this kind of behavior from him that she has these phrases that you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

Yeah, mm-hmm. Agreed.

SPEAKER_00 34:26

So I don't know. I I I just I'm not even gonna sit here and be like, run, Nia, run, because she's not.

SPEAKER_03 34:34

She never will because she got four kids on this guy. Yeah, ain't gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

Oh, did you see that tomorrow Danny was supposed to be on Watch What Happens? Well, he's not gone. No, with smart cow, well, coward, but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:49

It's a it's a coward move, but it's smart because you know he's there's nothing it's but it makes him look bad. It does make him look bad, but going, it's just he's just gonna get trashed anyway. Not trash drinking, but people are gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

No, he yeah, but it just shows he doesn't want to like face it for any, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

Eventually he will, because you know, they're gonna have they're never he won't.

SPEAKER_00 35:11

Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 35:12

Yeah, they're gonna have a reunion, they're gonna bring it up, it's gonna come out. You know. I don't know if he'll ever no, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

He's never gonna have like it's just like he's always said it. Like last year, obviously, when or last season when Janet was giving him shit about, you know, she used the wrong words, even though it technically was an assault if you're talking about real words, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Um I don't know, just they're gonna always just paint this perfect picture of themselves, right?

SPEAKER_03 35:47

Yes, agreed.

SPEAKER_00 35:48

We are just a church going family that blah blah blah. Then act like it.

SPEAKER_03 35:54

Yeah, I would agree.

SPEAKER_00 35:56

Getting drunk, especially knowing you're being recorded on TV.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

I would agree.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

That's insane. I think I would be paranoid. I don't think I don't know, maybe. I don't think I would get all like hammered on TV. Who knows, though?

SPEAKER_03 36:11

Uh I don't know. Because uh once the good times uh go, you know, start flowing, you know, it's like the booze is gonna flow, you know. So it's like, let's be real.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

Anyway, shh. Sorry. Now it's time for our hero and zero! Hero and zero. All right, who do you got?

SPEAKER_03 36:34

So for me, my hero was uh it's like she is like kind of like a hero and a zero for the same thing. It's kind of weird. But Lala for inserting herself, because again, earlier in the day, she inserted herself. It's like Lala, shut up, you know, or uh yeah, uh he has a girlfriend that barely likes him. Girl, we barely like you. Like, stop it, you know, stop inserting yourself, fuck off, you know. But she inserted herself at the right time, you know, and yeah, like someone because these freaking like nutless, you know, coward, cowardly, you know, men on this show obviously aren't gonna step up to dan put, you know, like you know, Danny and say at least say something. You don't have to go to blows. You could be like, Danny, knock it off. You're being a dick, you know, and um anyone, but she did, so thank god. So that's awesome. Um, good for her. So definitely my hero. Uh zero, fuck it. Low-hanging fruit, fuck off, Danny. Danny is he's on a pathway to destruction. Um and the destruction is not necessarily his life, it's his fucking character. Like rest in peace, Danny's character, because it's gone.

SPEAKER_00 37:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:58

Yeah. What about you?

SPEAKER_00 37:59

Hero, la la easy, zero. I mean, but I don't know, besides Yeah, you know, and Michelle. Um, fine, I'll say Hero Lacey for um apologizing, which felt sincerely, just wanting to have a polite, cordial relationship with Michelle, and then just having to take it like she's doing what Janet can't do, just saying sorry without expecting to hear anything back.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

Or Michelle, she can't do it either.

SPEAKER_00 38:38

Correct.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

So uh yeah, hero Lacey Zero Michelle for not being able to ever take any accountability for anything and just truly always being the victim in every in everything.

SPEAKER_03 38:52

You know, it's so funny because we're praising her her songs last uh last week.

SPEAKER_00 38:57

I was saying, listen, I was saying she seems a little bit more fun.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

Agreed. And she was until today. Absolutely. That's about it. Sad, but you know, whatever. Uh I'm telling you, I just hope, hope, hope this is just the beginning of decent episodes, kind of like you know, Beverly Hills have their little stint of you know good episodes, you know. So let's hope this is the same thing. So we'll just have to see. That's it, and that's it for our episode. So we thank you, love you, see ya.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

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