RHRI Real Housewives Rhode Island E8 WHEN SLAM PIGS FLY

We cover the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island!

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:16

Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

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And this is Angela, and we are here to cover the great, amazing slam pigs of Rhode Island. I wonder if Google has had an influx of people Googling slam pig.

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Like, what the fuck's a slam pig?

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Oh my gosh. I I hear because she's from Massachusetts, I hear it's like a big kind of like Boston term.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Um, I say we hop right in because there's no time to waste. Let's just let's do it.

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Let's do it. Okay.

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Okay. My Queen Alicia. She's like the light of the show, in my opinion. Everyone loves her. If there was a poll right now, she would win for most liked.

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Okay. Fair. It's fair.

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She's like the comic relief. She's like the you know what I mean?

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Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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I I don't know if who your favorite is.

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You already know my favorite.

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And it's so weird because, like, besides like having a storyline where Joe Allen is doing nothing but trying to dig up dirt on someone who you don't care about, husband.

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Yeah.

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Or having this like really serious storyline that it's like.

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I just feel like she's real, you know, like she's being real a little bit more open than almost everyone on the show.

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Well, I like the camp and funniness of the show. And I agree.

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Uh but I I'm not no one's saying that I don't like Alicia. You know, I I do.

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I just I don't know. I I'm gonna wait for the time where you're gonna be critical of Jo Allen because there will be a day.

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So far, she's been pretty solid.

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I also like Jen Aiden for that whole last season she was part of. So okay, so we have Alicia and Billy, and then they go for a drive, and Alicia has a fear of driving, and she has a fear of driving over bridges, especially.

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And what they drove over isn't it? It was like it's technically a bridge, but it's not a fucking bridge.

SPEAKER_02 2:25

Literally, didn't we go over like a really long bridges?

SPEAKER_01 2:29

Yeah, we didn't know this until recently. I saw something on Instagram that the bridge from um uh Nollins from New Orleans to was it uh I can't remember the city. It starts with an M, but it this this bridge Mississippi. No, it wasn't to Mississippi, it was to another city. Remember, that's where we did the the boat ride, the fanboats, anyways. But this bridge was easily over like over 30 minutes long. You were on this, you were uh like over water for a very long time, and I never even realized like wow, this is the longest bridge like ever, and it really is. I didn't know this. So that's a bridge to fucking fear, and you're like the golden gate. That too. The golden gate was pretty intense. Or uh the one in Long Beach is pretty intense, the one in San Diego is pretty intense. Um, anyway, we don't have to name bridges, but I'm on the Brooklyn Bridge.

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Elisa, Alicia, oh my god, why can't I talk about it?

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You gotta remember Alicia Alicia is like Mexican white. Okay, Alicia tells him.

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Liz was giving her a shit. She tells him about the video they saw of Rula's of Brian, whatever, and the mistress. Uh we have I don't know, that's it. She's she thinks she sees a four-leaf clover, but it's like a weed.

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But I mean, I'm sure it is uh like you know, one of those, you know, like plants.

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It looks huge. It did not look like those cute little three-leaf things. Rosie goes, um, or she's with her was that her husband, fiance, boyfriend? What is that to her?

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I want to say that's a boyfriend, if I'm not mistaken.

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I don't think it's just a boyfriend.

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I don't think maybe it is. It has to be family's fiance. I think it's her husband because he did uh Andy did mention uh her husband uh when he would because remember he was part of the show, he was uh being the bartender, and I'm almost positive he said her husband.

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Okay. So they go on a walk, she puts on her stupid moon shoes.

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I just those are so dumb.

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She's talking to him about how she's just trying to bomb with the ladies and Kelsey, and he's like, Okay, but you know, if they keep giving you shit, like give them hell. Which I was like, you know what I mean?

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Like famous last words.

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You can tell, well, a lot of people seem to think Rosie ate Kelsey up. No, it's that's the main consensus.

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Are you talking about the end?

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Yes, but we can wait for that.

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There's one. There's a difference because if we're talking about she ate her up, well, guess what? It was never a contest because she was never talking shit back. So all she was doing was being a fucking asshole. That's it. Plain and simple. If you really if any one of you look back at that argument, you can you could tell never once did Kelsey ever say, Hey, you're then that's even lamer.

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Like you know, bring it.

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No, but that's the thing, it was never supposed to be like that.

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So the second she came with that siren. It was a joke.

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It was a joke. Oh my gosh. It was a joke.

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And now you can say that all day, but it wasn't it was easy for her to be like that was a joke, but right it wasn't without any malice.

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Nobody's saying it was a good one, it was in bad taste, and she should have apologized it the moment, you know, uh Rosie's, you know, like she's Why are we jumping ahead?

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Let's just continue.

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Okay, all right, fine.

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So he's like, give them hell, and so she's like, Well, you know, I'll have Kelsey come and cut my hair, and then I'll actually post it. So then we go to Kelsey's apartment and her mom and sister come and she tells them, you know, all the stuff that the ex is still paying for.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Ooh, mom is just not happy about that.

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No, of course not, because she wants a grandkid, she wants her to be with Billy, and she's probably thinking, How does Billy feel about this?

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Yeah. Well, if Billy didn't like it, then Billy didn't have to be with her while she was with uh the other guy. Let's be real.

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Yeah, well. I think that I don't know, whatever. Okay, so we go to Ashley's house, Dawson's fine. Who cares? Okay, now we go to Jo Allen and her sister and mom, and they go to the grandpas that passed away, and they're looking at old pictures, and then they have the talk. And I mean, there's not a lot to say besides the mom recognizes that like she didn't just sit there and say, You were out of control. Like, you didn't know. She was like, I'm sorry, like my that's how I was raised, and I raised her like that, and now I want to be better.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

I'm glad that because at first I was like, I'm okay, because she started saying all this bullshit. Well, the lies, and you know, you're being with people that you shouldn't, you know what I mean? It's like, you mean with boys, you know, like it's like and then she kind of backtracked and then she kind of settled down, and then she realized, like, hey, you know, like I if I made you feel that way, you know, then that's pretty fucked up. I'm sorry, you know what I mean. So I thought that was very big of her, you know, to be honest with you. That was a very big moment. No one does that because for me, I absolutely hate it when parents say, sorry, I didn't show you love. That's how I was brought up. So sorry, you know what I mean? Yeah, no excuse. Break that fucking generational curse. You be your own fucking parent. You know, you learn from your parents' mistakes. If they didn't give you love, you give your your child 10 times the love you didn't get.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Well to me, it just shows you that no matter how old you are, like you still seek that from your parents.

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Yeah.

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Okay, Liz and Dolores, they're at Liz's dispensary, and they have this new gummy for menopause. And do they even talk about anything? I just put Liz says her feet look like a bag of dicks.

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No, that's it.

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Okay. Rola is having Alicia and Billy over for dinner, and then she comes and she feels really uncomfortable because she has this information, and she's kind of like checking the temperature and seeing if she really wants to say anything or not. And it's just weird. Like Brian's talking about how he does Ozempic, and then when he gets too skinny, he'll do steroids, and then yeah, he like microdoses like this so weird the verbiage that he's using.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

It's just like, uh But um, you know, it just here's what would have happened if she's if you know she had the balls to do it. She didn't, let's be real.

SPEAKER_02 9:50

And she shouldn't have I don't even know why they picked up wrong person, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

Uh but the thing is is that this is what happened. She would have been like, hey, here's the video, here it is. He would have been like, okay, that that's that's AI, or you know, I was trying to break it off, or you know, he's some excuse would have happened, be like, you know what? I'm sorry. Thank you for the good evening. You both need to go. That's that would have been it. That would have been the end of the night, you know, and that's how it is. That's the honest, that's the truth.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

I just need Rula. If she's if they're gonna keep doing this whole thing, I just need Rula to just tell Jo Allen, like, just let it go. I don't want the evidence.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

No, just let it be. Yeah, I and I said this uh uh probably our last episode, you know, it's that she just yeah, either I just don't want to see it, or guys, I fucking know. I know, I know what he's doing, you know what I mean? Please just leave me alone.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

Yeah, you know, but again, she's not gonna do that because she has kids and this is on top.

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Agreed. Agreed.

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Okay, so Kelsey is on her way to Rosie's, and Kelsey tells Billy she wants to make light of everything. So she comes up, she rolls up with this siren loudspeaker thing.

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Who the fuck has this on their car? Let alone a speaker. That's crazy.

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So she says, uh, you know, suspect says eight house eight thousand square feet, but more like eight thousand inches, and then Rosie comes out and then she repeats it. I'm just like, like, you're you're is this this is a little trying hard to agreed.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Uh, but in my opinion, with Rosie's reaction initially, it was kind of like the Will Smith and Chris Rock thing. Because initially, if you look at the the footage, if you look back, he was laughing. He was laughing.

SPEAKER_02 11:43

He wasn't Rosie didn't laugh.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

No, understood. But the thing is, she definitely was like, What the fuck, bitch? Like, you know, she didn't like come out like that, like how she was in the house. She didn't it like it initially it did not offend her at all.

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I disagree.

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I don't think it did.

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I disagree. Um, but we see that Kelsey had set up like the floor plans and the measuring tape.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

She can fuck off. That that's well, so can Kelsey, right? But then Kelsey really wasn't there for a fight. She was that's she did something to say, but she did something in bad taste. I'm I'm being honest. She did something in very bad taste. You know, she was like, Oh, you know, obviously she had the wrong idea, she did it in bad taste. The moment the moment she sniffed her being offended over it, she should have been like, Hey, you know what? It was supposed to be a joke. Obviously, it was a bad thing, a bad joke. It wasn't cool. I'm sorry, can we move forward?

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But she didn't. She didn't.

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That's what I'm saying. She should have.

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Okay, but she didn't.

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So I just don't want anyone to think that I'm only on Kelsey's side because she should have done that.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

Which is very weird because you started off this whole thing with saying, you know, what a loser she is. For and then also I didn't agree with Kelsey for even getting mad at Rosie about the hair thing. Like, as a hairdresser, like, wouldn't you have taken pictures of the work you did and posted that? It doesn't matter.

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And we talked about this, and that and the thing is is that obviously Rosie is big on promoting whoever services that she gets to be.

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But I was thinking about it, the actual hairdressers are always the one that takes pictures of what they just did. She said that never happened.

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She has her following. You know, Rosie has a following. But you're Rosie stopped cleaning this.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

Sorry. Okay, but you're kind of like deviating from what I'm trying to say.

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Let's go ahead and hear that.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

No, I'm saying like any hairdresser I've been to or has like an Instagram page, they are literally taking pictures of people with the hair done that they just did, right? And then tagging them, and it's that person's choice to like repost it on their page. This is how it goes. She said no pictures were ever taken. That's why she was like, Did you expect me to take a picture of the back of my head myself? And like, that's that's all I'm saying. Okay, I think it was a little ridiculous, and I think um I think overall, Rosie just got a little bit too heated and lost the plot.

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Cause she was already talking shit. She was like, Where's your house? And it's true though.

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Where is your house?

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Understood. But the thing is, is that there was never anything fired in her direction for her to start going low like that. In my opinion.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Are you joking? All the shit they were talking in front of her and behind her back at this last episode and the one before that, talking about her house, talking about they don't have money.

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Understood.

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Are you joking they started it?

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I get it, but I'm saying in this in this in this series of talk right here, she didn't come with a plan to argue. So she didn't it's like I I I'm telling you, I get what you're saying, because I get the reason why she laid out the plans, which that was shady, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

And it was shady for them to be even talking about the square footage, it's like them saying Joe Allen has money, right? Whatever, cool. It was her it was Jo Allen and Kelsey talking shit. But Kelsey, I think her and Rosie have this unspoken competition because they're the youngest girls.

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That can be the case.

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I think Kelsey's very insecure because she doesn't have shit for herself.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Oh, definitely. She is definitely projecting, you know, all that shit because yeah, she doesn't.

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Rosie's trying to call out.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

It's uh that part was unnecessary because again, you're now you're just you're just here for a fight. It was never even about that. I'm telling you right now, the whole thing was escalated solely on Rosie's shoulders.

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And I think had Kelsey not come yelling down her street on a thing.

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I agree. And I I like I said she should have apologized.

SPEAKER_02 16:08

I think it would have been shit talkie. It wouldn't have been as aggressive as it was.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

I agree. She should have apologized. I agree with you. Um I don't know, like because she almost she it's like she had the chance too, because she even she even said it was a joke. It was a joke, you know? Come on. And then at that point, she should have been like, Look, it was a joke. I I'm sorry, it was bad taste. So let's let's try and let's move forward, you know what I mean? And then that would have been the the end of it, right then and there.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Uh uh the only thing I'll give you is that Rosie just got waited, just shut it down too fast, was like, get out of my house, pushing her out, closing the door, throwing her shit out.

SPEAKER_01 16:55

And she got in her face, I didn't think it was necessary for Kelsey to come back and try to restart shit when it was like But did you see when she got in her face and then she got mad when Kelsey pushed her off because like, girl, you're in my face, dude. Like, get out of my face. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 17:13

Okay, well, someone clearly is team Kelsey all the way.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

Well, think what you want. I really am not, but I'm just saying I'm team, like if you get in my face, you're gonna get pushed. You know what I mean? Like, get out of my face. You know what I mean? There's no it was unnecessary. She was like a good at least eight, maybe ten feet away from her, and then got right in her face. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

All right, now it's time for our Hero and Zero! Hero and Zero.

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Okay, who'd you pick?

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Kelsey's my zero. Just kidding. Um, my hero is all obviously Alicia, just the light in this episode.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Oh, her whole system was so weird. She has peppermint oil, she has pe like some other like crackers, but there was another crackers, and then there's another spray that she had two different sprays, and it was very similar. I don't know if it was one with peppermint, one was spearmint. I don't know, but it was just crazy.

SPEAKER_02 18:19

Okay, so she is my hero because she just is. I don't care. And then Zero uh Kelsey. Don't start none, won't be none. All right, what about you?

SPEAKER_01 18:33

So my hero, uh this one's a little bit tough for me. Um, but you know what?

SPEAKER_00 18:41

Joel and No, Joel and Mom.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

Let's be real about it. You know, it's like uh, you know, she was saying the words, you know, where it's like, oh, she's not gonna do anything about this. She she was already saying, like, hey, you were you were you were lying, you know, so I put you know, like put you in some whatever. Um, and uh I was taught to not love, so I didn't love you, you know, whatever. So she started going down that road, and I was like, ooh, it was pissing me off because I hate that shit. Um, but then she turned it around. She says, I need to be a better, better mom, you know, better grandmother. And then, you know, it was awesome. I was a great moment, good for her, you know.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Oh, yeah, yeah, that was a nice moment.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Definitely great, great moment. And uh Zero is Rosie. Sorry, but you know, yeah, you're right. Like, let me at least cheer me up. It uh yeah, technically, did she if we get to the root? Yeah, it technically, but okay. Did technically did she start it? Yes, you know, but in should she have apologized? Absolutely, but we have to look at the stone cold facts. She got in her face, she talked shit about all the pain points that she has in her life, house, man, all that stuff. Unnecessary because none of that was fired in her direction. She completely really escalated that situation. Um, like I said, don't get in people's faces and you won't get pushed, and that's it. And like you said, she cut it off way too early, and it that thing lasted a good solid like 30 seconds, and then she's like, get out of my house.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

Okay, well, when you're insecure, you project on what you don't have and you become a hater and you drink that hater aid. And guess what?

SPEAKER_01 20:29

When you get smoke, I agree.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

When you get smoke for that, for being low-key on the download, talking shit about people's square footage, and you don't have any money.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

Which that because that didn't make sense. I agree, and because that didn't make sense at all. Like, I remember when she first brought that up, it was like two episodes ago, right? Yep, you know, even when she said, like, I don't I don't get how is this like, why is this a thing?

SPEAKER_02 20:50

You know, it shouldn't have even been a thing, it really shouldn't have. So it was very called insecure, and it's not like she still has this little house, it's like something that like I don't know why people are banking on people not like trying to do better in their lives. It's weird and it's loser behavior. And but I'm saying Kelsey, like Kelsey and Jo Allen when they originally talked shit about her, like, oh yeah, right, like they're not she's not gonna have the house that big, like it's just hater talk and yeah, yeah, loser behavior, and um I was I just I think Rosie was too much, but I don't think I love the point she got across about how where's your where's your shit? So don't talk shit about mine when you don't have it. Okay, loser.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

I think they're both losing.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

She she's she's Kelsey's gonna have to like and also Kelsey, you proved to me you don't know how to fight Batgirl. So you are not a wordsmith, you're not quick witted, you you you didn't even practice, so she she the only thing she practiced was suspect, you can. Tell she practiced that line because she said it exactly the same when she got in the driveway. Suspect said 8,000 square feet, but it's more like 8,000 inches. Okay, Kelsey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. All right.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

I'm just all riled up.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

I'm all riled up. It's been a while.

SPEAKER_01 22:16

Jeez.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

It's been a while. Okay.

unknown 22:19

All right.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

That is it. Uh, but still quality show, quality show, quality episode. You know, because it's yeah, the funny, you have the emotional, and you have the dramatic.

SPEAKER_02 22:30

I love everyone. They all kind of balance it except Rola. Rola doesn't you they should uh Rola wasn't even in the first episode, right?

SPEAKER_01 22:42

Collectively, out with the girls, like she probably has she clocked in maybe like 30 minutes so far this whole season.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

If we're not gonna get more, please get her off.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

Yes, she's not about this life.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

He's cheating on her.

SPEAKER_01 23:00

She's not about this life at all.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

No at all, no, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

But anyways, that's just me. But uh, that is it for this episode. So we thank you, love you, and see ya. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

Thank you.