THE VALLEY E17 Recap A CHANGE OF SHART

We cover the latest episode of The Valley!

Transcript

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We got you all riled up, baby.

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Chris and Angela. Let's go. Welcome back everyone to another episode.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

Did you hear that? It we are still hearing 4th of July.

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All Rilda podcast.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

Sorry, I can't even say July. July fireworks here in Southern California. Okay, um.

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Uh fuck that guy for fucking up my intro. Uh, How Dare He.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

How Dare He. Just like How Dare They, the Cast of the Valley, which we are covering today, make me so mad week to week.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Yes, agreed. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

I we haven't covered this show, although I mean, I would say as much as we all hate the Valley now, I mean, it's the most, you know, talked about, I would say, in my algorithm, because it's so right, it's so polarizing. Like there's so much people that have different opinions about things and yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Uh-huh. Um but then if you think about it, what what else is there? There's really only three main shows, and I'm not counting Mickey McBee. It's only really Valley, Atlanta, and Orange County. That's it.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

And there's like below deck and county there. Okay. Um, so we we're gonna just cover this last episode, the penultimate.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

And then, of course, we're gonna have to sit through reunions, which is gonna piss me off. Um so yeah, I I'm getting real sick of everyone. Again, there's no one to root for. Everyone's very annoying. Who? Benji?

SPEAKER_01 1:54

No.

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Benji? No. Who? Michelle?

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Michelle. That's it. That's it. Michelle.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

Yeah, but uh, here's the thing.

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Lacey, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

I guess, okay, Lacey, yes, I like Lacey. Um, Michelle, I I've been liking her more and more, but when they go to Chili's and then it's like, oh, she just tried her first French fry last week. You're telling me. I see, I don't. Although I like Michelle, I think she's one of those girls who are just gonna lie and be like, I've never had a French fry. I'm so healthy. You're telling me you're fun San Diego, hop the border to TJ, party. Like you're telling me you've never had a French fry. That is the biggest lie I've ever heard of.

SPEAKER_01 2:35

Like you've never had a California burrito.

SPEAKER_00 2:36

Like, like it's what are you talking about, Michelle?

SPEAKER_01 2:39

But am I right? Like, you've never had a California burrito, you know, with french fries in it. You know what I mean? It's like, come on.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

I just I don't believe that. Not for a second. You grew up in Southern California, you've never had a French fry.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Yeah. Bullshit.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

It's so okay. Okay, I digress. We will get to that. If she was gonna have salmon there, it's like it is such she's putting it on for the camera. Like, I'm just so healthy. But she probably doesn't eat fries. Wait, there's just no way. Like, remember last season and Jesse was like, Oh, we ordered, we always order food from uh Hotel Marmont Marmont or whatever. And uh, or Chateau. Chateau.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

Yeah, Chateau.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

Um and they said they would order fries there, and you you're saying if you get your kid fries, your feed your kid fries, you know, you never have picked one to taste it. I took it real.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

To this day, I do the dad tax still. My daughter knows the dad tax, right? She knows that I'm gonna test it for poisons, toxins, whatever. Of course, of course. And she even said, and this was last week, uh, she said, she's like, Dad, one of these days there is gonna be toxins or poisons, and you're gonna get poisoned. And I was like, Oh, are you wishing deaths? She's like, No, you're gonna survive, but you're gonna get poisoned.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

Oh, okay. Let's just start this episode.

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Let's do it.

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Amor.

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How does the rest of the song work?

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It's like okay. Uh Zach and Benji, they talk about whatever.

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This is just the the saddest thing because it's like, you know, damn well, damn well, Zach is a child at heart, just like most of the men on the show. They're ch they're children. And Zach does not want to have a child at all. He just doesn't want to lose Benja at all.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

Right. But he doesn't want to lose the party. Uh you don't okay, you don't want to have a kid with somebody when you really don't want to, because then you're gonna probably harbor this like resentment for them. Absolutely w during the hard times. Absolutely. I mean, unless, you know, unless it does change them, some people are like, oh, maybe this is what I needed.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

To me, I don't know. Kids change couples for the worst. Most of the time. Okay. I'm like, I'm serious. Like, it's like people like it's like if they can just rent a child just so that every factor of their life, infant, you know, new or newborn, infant, you know, get the like rent a child, you know, so that way they can post it on on Instagram, get all the posts, all the fun pictures, all that stuff, and then return the baby to their rightful owner, you know, so that way they can get it out of their system because that's all they want.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

People who don't really want kids.

SPEAKER_01 5:51

No, I'm just saying, like, people that think that they want kids, but they probably really shouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 5:56

Because it's not about people that love having kids.

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You're just a very it's just that, you know, again, like it just it really changes things, and I don't think people really realize it. If you guys are on the cusp of having children, just heed my words. Like, have fun. Like, you're not gonna have it anymore once you have a child. Oh my god. Or children.

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Okay, so Nia comes home from being a judge for like Miss U Miss USA. I don't know. Um can we point out the weird situation? Here's the thing. I don't think it's that weird that he kind of warned the kids probably not to hop on his lap or like daddy has an owie here, but just having to do it on camera, like, where's daddy's owie?

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Yeah, that was fucking weird.

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He like proceeds to like adjust himself or like give it a little massage. I hated that.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

It was very odd, very odd, and it I did not like that.

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And then, of course, Nia comes home like, oh my gosh, everyone was so supportive, and then like tries to kind of correlate it with her with the group, and it's just like it's completely different things. Those are a bunch of stran stranger ladies who are kissing up to you because you're the judge.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Yeah, exactly. Right.

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I'm so sure, okay. Then we have the Jesse and Michelle scene. I don't care. I cried.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

I I just don't get why. Like it's like it was very nice, but the thing is that let's not forget season one, they already fucking hated each other.

SPEAKER_00 7:41

Yeah, and look how far they've come. It was nice. Yeah, because a lot of people just keep it bitter till till the end, and they just kind of found a way to be like we're gonna keep it cool for our daughter, yeah, which is very important, and I just thought it was sweet and it was.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

Let's just hope they keep it that way, because it it could it's a slippery slope, you know.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

Yeah, so um, yeah, but that was sweet, and then we have a scene with Schwartz, Kiana, Michelle, Lala, and they go on one of those like little tiki boats.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

It was kind of cool, to be honest with you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

Um, but usually the ones I see they look like more of a party vibe. This is like kind of just a chill.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Well, I mean, they're not gonna be much partying going on with Lala, you know, there, you know, because she can't drink.

SPEAKER_00 8:36

So they do anyway. So she had a she's going to go on a date. Wait, did you see the scenes for the the finale? Michelle and Jesse, I think, are already fighting again.

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Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

Because I guess he finds out Isabella is like she lets Aaron still watch her or something. That's fucking how do you feel about that?

SPEAKER_01 8:59

I don't like that at all. Like, you're not together, right? Like, figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

Yeah.

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I guess.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

Okay, anyway, but she's going on a date with some like comedian. Did you know, did you know who that was? Maximino. Maybe if I saw his, you know, saw his picture, you know, maybe well, I looked him up and I'm like, that guy looks like Aaron. So I showed you the picture. What did you think?

SPEAKER_01 9:22

Oh, absolutely. He looks like just like exactly like him. Like, you know, he just looks like just some goofy idiot, you know. So yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Wide-eyed, stare at you, do you blink type face. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

And that comedian, he probably also sells honey as well.

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Schwartz tells La La as they're on this boat and Michelle about how he went and saw Luke and Danny, and they were very dismissive of that. And which the thing with Schwartz, which is annoying, is he couldn't like call them out in person.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

Uh yeah. It's annoying. Um, I mean, he did to Danny, remember? Um, he did uh um I don't know if it was that certain that particular situation.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

Not in that scene.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

No.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

And um, but the big one is Kristen, that um she was really the same way.

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Yeah.

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And she's a you know, she's a woman.

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Yeah.

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And that makes it just more gross. And Lala feels, you know, like she's like, I feel like her hatred for Janet is coding her judgment. Because like we all think Kristen is to the core, like, good, right?

SPEAKER_01 10:42

Yeah, I would say.

SPEAKER_00 10:44

And I do think this hatred for Janet isn't showing her in her best light this season.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

Right. I just need people to realize that even though she does not like her at all, she has good reason to feel this way, let's be honest. But the thing is that what I'm hating for this, like for these la the last stretch of episodes, nobody has to like anyone on this planet. If she doesn't like her, she doesn't have to fucking like her.

SPEAKER_00 11:18

That's see, that's you are literally going against our thing where you are on an ensemble cast with someone.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Oh no, no, that you have to you have to be there.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Mean like that's true. You you don't have to sit there and be like we're best friends. That's what I'm talking about. You have to all be able to be like they are trying to ice Janet out by anytime they're like bring up Janet, um, who yeah, like they're trying to do that thing like she's invisible.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

But you you you you nailed my point uh when you were trying to kind of rebut, you know, and that's the thing is that I'm not saying that they they need to never be in the same room together. That is not the case. This is your fucking job, figure it out, you know. But the thing is is that she does not have to actually be friends with her, she doesn't have to like her.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

No one's saying she does, but everyone does. She can be an empathetic person, is what they're mad at.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

That is true. I agree with you 100%. No, but no, are you kidding me? That like Lala and and Brittany's whole purpose in life is to make sure that they're fucking best friends. Like, fuck off. If she doesn't like her, she doesn't like her and she doesn't have to.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

And Lala at the end, she just wanted her to see it from an outside perspective, which was great. And you could see Kristen like, okay, we'll get to that anyway. Kristen and Luke go to therapy, and I just I made a note about I hated her velvet pants. Anyway, um, but can I say something?

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Like, I really truly think that Danny Bucko and Luke what's his last name?

SPEAKER_00 12:57

Doty.

SPEAKER_01 12:58

Luke Doty.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

Yeah.

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Luke Bucko. Um, is they're in a tight-knit race on who's the fucking worst human being on this show.

SPEAKER_00 13:11

I see. And it's a very tight Luke.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

What in the fuck is the matter with you, man?

SPEAKER_00 13:18

Like you foot in mouth constantly, dude. But unapologetically.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

Oh, no. Well, no, because like he like he's like, uh he's the person's like, oh shit, I shouldn't have said that. Well, see you later. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:34

And it's kind of like it was funny because Luke, he just was saying such dumb, like such dumb things, like, well, I didn't know pregnant Kristen.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

Like how I would feel like the most unsupported.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

That was pretty brutal. But here's the thing this is where the therapist needs to remember in part of her professionalism, is that you need to be as neutral as fucking can be. So when you're saying, Oh shit, like practically, you know what I mean? Like, that wasn't fucking cool.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

And then she gave the side eye to Kristen, and I'm like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:17

Like, what are you doing, lady? Now, here's the thing in zero way, shape, or form is that condoning what Luke said, because that was fucking horrific. Like, what are you doing, sir? You know, and then, but I'm just saying, like, no matter what he said, I don't even care if he says, I kill puppies, I don't care. You cannot react like that. You cannot do that. You know, it's like, I just thought that was crazy.

SPEAKER_00 14:42

But Janet, yeah, Janet goes to see Brit. And then she they talk about her, she's gonna be throwing this Halloween party.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

I did think this was a very nice scene, you know, like as far as because of Cruz. No, but um, like you really see Janet's uh maternal side come out, you know, like with him. I I really liked it. You know, I'll I'll I will give credit where credit's due. I can care less about Janet, you know, to the core. But in this scene, I thought it was very genuine, I thought it was very maternal, I thought it was very nice, very pleasant scene. You know what kind of bugs me?

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You know what kind of bugs me? What I we're all like, you know, there's so much guys on the show that are just like way more awful than Janet has ever done anything.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

I understand.

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And what really bugs me is I remember after she had her baby last season. Remember that scene where she's just getting so much shit from everyone, and she was sitting in that little ball pool holding her baby. I do remember crying.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

Yes, I do remember that.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

We're sitting here giving so much grace to Kristen, so much grace to Nia, postpartum, like hormones, they're this and that. And I we literally seen it, but we were all with our pitchforks. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 15:58

I just she did it to herself.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

I hate to break it to you, but I think I still don't understand what, like, for everyone to be like Janet's there with Jack's like, what?

SPEAKER_01 16:09

Oh no, no, no, no, no. Definitely not that.

SPEAKER_00 16:11

No, everyone be like, yeah, but Janet's way like I've heard people say she's up there with the worst people, and I'm like, because she's a Karen and stirs the pot, like everyone stirs the pot. So, okay, so she's a Karen. Like, to me, the punishment isn't fitting the crime. She has said, and she'll say it again, like, I misspoke, like I used harsh words. She said it recently, but she's been saying it when she when Lala put Nia in front of her face, she started apologizing. And yes, she did end it with like, Do you want to say anything? But at the same time, like Nia was sitting there not saying a word. Yeah, she did not even say a word. And then when Janet walked away, like, okay, thanks for your time, she's like, Oh, there she goes, walking away. You were not giving anything back. I'm getting so sick of this. This is why I was hesitant on uncovering this because I feel like my blood pressure is probably up. I'm getting very mad.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Okay, but we gotta bring All Riled Up back to All Riled Up.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

I don't know. I don't want to go to the Gen Aiden days. That was when my blood pressure was through the roof. It felt so good when she was gone, and I will say it once, I'll say it again. If they want to get rid of Janet, they better take Danny and Nia off too.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 17:29

Bring in some other people, bring in Sheena. Let's try to mend her and Lala or something.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

I don't know. Because then Brock's a piece of shit, dude. I used to love Brock.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

It's part for the course on this show, is it not?

SPEAKER_01 17:43

But that's That's your boy. It was my boy, and then you know, it's like, you know, how could you cheat on your pregnant wife? Gross. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 17:53

Time for chilies. I I wanna I want you guys to peek behind the veil a little bit. My husband, right here, Chris. Yes, he is a Chili's addict.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

Absolutely. Here's the thing.

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I'm telling you.

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I'm gonna I'll I'll fill you guys in. Um, for any of you that maybe have never eaten chilies, maybe you're in a spot that maybe doesn't have a chilies. Maybe you maybe you do. I don't know. But chilies could be the only place where you can go on a daily basis and hear me out. And you let's just say forget daily basis, just one you know, every day for a full seven-day week, you know, or whatever. And this is the only place where you can go every day and you can have something absolutely different every single day. If you don't want a burger vibe today, that's cool. Let's have Mexican. If you don't want to have Mexican today, cool. Why not pasta? If you don't want pasta today, you know what? I'm down for a salad. Let's fucking do salad. And you know what? If you don't want to do any of those, how about let's have some beers and appetizers? Um, I'm you know what, I'm not even down for any of that stuff. I just want dessert. You know what? Guess what? All right, yeah, got that.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

Let's move forward a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

Should I should I say more?

SPEAKER_00 19:13

Yeah, right. First off, you are Mr. Frugal to the max. You are doing a three for me.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

Of course, of course. Best deal ever.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

I know.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

Name a better deal, other than that. Uh, no, because you can literally go there and you can pig the fuck out uh on uh chips unlimited chips and salsa.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Chips and salsa, sirloin medium.

SPEAKER_01 19:38

Well, that's not $10.99, but that that's still a good deal.

SPEAKER_00 19:41

It's still the three for me. Um, with the garlic butter mushrooms and macaroni and chili. Absolutely. That's my order on a good day. Okay, let's move forward. Janet seems to really like chilies. She she, you know, Janet, she's just like a basic basic. She likes Davenbusters, she likes chilies. Like she'd probably be a fun hang if she likes you, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

Uh maybe.

SPEAKER_00 20:12

Um Lacey and Janet are cool now, so we think, right?

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

They get triple dippers. We see a pretty impressive cheese pool.

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Their cheese pool is.

SPEAKER_00 20:27

If they would have done if they would have did it where they actually got up and kept pulling it, it probably would have gone further.

SPEAKER_01 20:32

But oh, absolutely, yes. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

Um Zach says he picked up Danny and told him he was a little bit hyped up in Mexico or whatever. And Janet says that. See, this is where I wish Janet would just shut her mouth.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:53

You let people hang themselves. You you rise above that, but then she's like, Oh, he gets a lot of grace, well, I didn't. And then so this starts starts getting Zach a little bit hyped up, and then Brit tries to add her opinion, and Zach shuts that down. She's like, What I can't say what I need to say, and then like Britt.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

This is what pisses me off is like when she's she's I'm gonna cry, you know, when she's crying and she's like, you know, saying her, you know, like no one listens to me, all this stuff. Oh, I just wanted to make things better. No, you didn't. You started this thing as why are you fucking mean to her? Like, so fuck off. Brittany, like, I'm sorry, like she we need to give Britney some grace.

SPEAKER_00 21:35

I'm not gonna give her grace. She just she have she was just trying to say something to Zach, which she feels comfortable being as at. She's been friends with him for 20 years.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

But again, the way you bring it, you cannot you can't, it's a we all know it's a very, very tough, touchy subject because let's start from the very beginning. You know, this was supposed to be a great friend friend group or whatever, they're all gonna have a great time. Time in Big Bear, and then all of a sudden, guess what? Sorry, you're not going. And not just that.

SPEAKER_00 22:07

We know though, we got confirmation that the reason she didn't invite Zach was because he said he hoped he said it blacked out. He didn't remember, but everyone there heard him say he hopes she loses her baby.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Mm-hmm. Understood. I do remember that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Yeah. Do you want that person to be at your baby moon?

SPEAKER_01 22:29

I just I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

No, that Zach was unforgivable for that. I'm sorry. That's a pretty twisted dark thing to say to a pregnant lady. We want to talk about postpartum. What about pre-partum?

unknown 22:42

Is that the word?

SPEAKER_02 22:43

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

During partum. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

No, I'm saying he said it. Like this was season one. This was they were like, you said it. He was like, Oh, I didn't know I was blacked out. There's an issue too. Like, are we holding we're giving Danny all this crap, but we're not giving we didn't give Zach any crap for being blacked out and telling Janet.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

You gave me shit for saying what you just said.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

I I'm looking at a different lens. Of course he does.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

He has a problem. He, dude, I'm telling you. You had your little yes, my I love Zach. And then face to face, I'm just trying to, you know, uh be like I because we went to the Watch with Krappins, you know, the Crappy Awards, and he was there, and like he got, you know, he didn't get any awards or whatever. And I went to go, like, you know, because we've talked to him before, he was really nice, but that's he wasn't really drinking at that moment. But um, but yeah, like I was like, I'm like, hey, hey man, you got robbed, you know, whatever, just to be like, you know, say hi, you know, you got robbed, we love you, you know, whatever. But what did he do? Nope, he put his finger out, like saying, Hold, please, while I chugged the rest of this fucking drink. And I was like, I was like, fuck off, bro. I was like, okay, and then I took off. That's it. Yeah. I I was hoping he would hear me say, fuck off. You know, let's move on.

SPEAKER_00 24:05

He shardered himself. What do we think? Would you do that in a situation? Would you go home? Would you throw your underwear away and proceed to sit back at the table?

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Uh if this is real life, I would go home. But this is a TV show, the show must move on. He did the right thing.

SPEAKER_00 24:23

That's sick. It's sick.

SPEAKER_01 24:25

I mean, as long as you wipe yourself pretty well, I mean, just after that what's said and done, uh, toss the shorts too. You know?

SPEAKER_00 24:35

Okay. Um, Britney has a photo shoot. I don't know why. Like, it's like Brittany, if you say this, there's gonna be still swelling, like just wait for the full results.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

I know.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Like, you're jumping the gun, girl.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

Uh but not just that, it's just that, you know, like okay, we got it.

SPEAKER_00 24:52

But if that if that makes her confident, like, I don't know what, like, it's just such a weird thing, like to be mad at someone for just wanting to do a photo shoot. If they're feeling themselves more, that's all that should count. Okay. That's fair to say they bring up chilies. We get a scene of them. Okay, sorry. We get a scene of them at a pumpkin patch. I love that that scene was cut out because like, fuck all them. Um, and they're they're like the mama June, like, you know, looking at the phone, like, oh, they're all there. Here's my thing, and we differ in this opinion. Yes, I'm telling you, I can't stand people that are like, well, I wasn't invited. Well, you wouldn't have gone. Yeah, but the invite would have been nice. I hate that so much. Like, yeah, if you constantly turn down me, like you never go to something, yeah. Sorry, you're off the list. I'm not gonna invite you anymore.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

But it's also a strategy. And this is where I really feel that Janet still hasn't learned her fucking lesson, is that you know what? If you're gonna be, she was intentional on not inviting people, you know, or whatever. And it's like, you're an idiot. Because here's the thing you know damn well, if you would have been like, hey Nia, even if it's like, you know, a text or whatever, hey Nia, you and Danny should come stop by uh at Chili's. I'm gonna be there and we're just gonna have a good time, you know, whatever. So you're invited. What do you think they're gonna say? They're gonna say, No, we're good, or maybe they might be like, No, you could fuck off.

SPEAKER_00 26:24

No, they don't even they're they're not giving her invitations to anything. They're like, no, she's just gonna show up.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

They're dumb, they're dumb too. All I gotta say is that if you don't want someone there, invite them because they're likely not gonna show up.

SPEAKER_00 26:36

And you'll make them look like the asshole.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

Um, but the point, the whole thing with that pumpkin patch scene, it just shows me they're kind of like the immature side, in my opinion, because we have them like, oh, you know, and then Danny's like, oh, Zach is such a flip-flopper. It's like this, see, that's the thing. Like, I don't like the whole if you're like it's like alliances, like, oh, if you're friends with us, you can't be friends with them. That's some high school shit. Yeah, that is some high school shit. And then Nia being like, oh, well, you didn't know they're best friends.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

Like, but that's a very that's a very tough line to walk. Because remember, we we gave uh who was saying, like, oh, um, I in New Jersey, remember like Teresa didn't do anything to me, remember? And we're like, you cannot say that, you know, it's like we so it's like really, really fine line to walk on right there.

SPEAKER_00 27:31

Well, then they're all guilty of that.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

Like, I'm sorry again, ensemble cast, like Zach should be able to that's not his battle.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Yeah, they need to figure it out, and they they do.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

You could see that we saw it when they were on the train to San Diego, where Zach and Janet were kind of having like a sarcastic little like, oh, banter, yeah, we're gonna have share a room. Like, Janet just does that shit to like lighten the, you know, and you know, you just see Nia go up to Kristen, like, what's that all about? Like, you know what I mean? It's just very high school, and um they to me they just look immature. Like in in their case, they would have just been a bit like, oh, good for them. That would have made them look mature. Yeah, instead, you see this like, oh Zach's flip-flopping, and oh, it's his best friend. Kristen says she doesn't want Janet in her life. Fine. You don't, I mean if you're gonna be on a show together, sorry, you're to a certain extent. Exactly. No, no. She is gonna be in your life if you're on a show together. Get over it. See, now I'm getting pissed off.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

No, but it's it's more on the lines of just not needing to be.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

You don't have to be best friends, you have to have her in your life, or you and Luke go off to Colorado and go live a mountain trad. You take Nia with you. You guys can wear prairie dresses, tell you, it's like milk the cows and feed the kids and make homemade cereal.

SPEAKER_01 29:03

It's all the valley Colorado Spring styles. Hell no.

SPEAKER_00 29:08

Okay, and then Kristen's like, oh, well, Lacey was on the phone with me right before she walked in complaining about Janet. I'm like, Lacey, come on, girl, be better than that. And that Zach talks shit 24-7. Yeah, we already know Zach's a flip-flopper. That's not anything to be like, huh? And then she won't be friends with her, who cares? And then Britt's like, well, we think you just guilt trip Zach. And she's like, Well, I don't, but Nia does. Boom, threw Nia under the bus.

SPEAKER_01 29:34

Yep. So here's where Brittany outs herself as like a person that really fucking hates Nia.

SPEAKER_00 29:43

I don't like Nia either. Not understood. There's nothing wrong with that. Nia's fake, dude. Understood.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

But then remember, she's like, I don't hate Nia. When when Zach called it out, she's like, I don't hate Nia. Yeah, you do. You're just like, she just doesn't like her.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

No, it's they they fake it for the camera. They wanna, they don't want to show their understood.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

But this is one of the nasty side. Understood. But this is one of those moments that this is her hidden nastiness. This is where it comes out. It it bleeds out a little bit, you know, and that's the thing. Nia is doing the same thing.

SPEAKER_00 30:13

Oh, you know, I haven't heard you say one negative thing about Nia, even though she is hiding her nasty side too. When it comes out or seeing it, I don't like her either, but I'm just saying, like as far as you're saying, you're you you're calling out Britney only for things that everyone's doing.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

If I could be honest about it, because Nia didn't have any scenes, except for the beginning. That was it. There's no Nia scenes, like, so I can't call it out. I'm gonna call out Britney on her scenes, and this is one of those ones she's like, oh, it's like shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

I just told you how Nia was, and you're just real quiet when it comes to uh that as far as what? The whole like oh, they're best friends, like just being immature.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

Yeah, because we talked about it then.

SPEAKER_00 30:58

I know you didn't say okay. I'm the only one she's childish.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

There you go.

SPEAKER_00 31:04

Lala goes to Kristen's and she wants to have a little one-on-one with her and kind of tell her basically like staring into your eyes, like she told me what she went through, and trust me, if you weren't so clouded by your hatred towards her, you would not touch that with a 10-foot pole.

SPEAKER_01 31:25

Yeah, the moment she said that, 10-foot pole that you said that yeah, I thought she did.

SPEAKER_00 31:31

Anyway, but whatever. I'm just saying that.

SPEAKER_01 31:32

My whole thing is that she in her mind was trying to telepathically say, Bitch, you're gonna get fucking fired. Just fucking apologize, you know, or whatever. Like, figure it out because you're gonna get fired, you know? Yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_00 31:49

Like, you're yeah, it's it's not a good look.

SPEAKER_01 31:52

It is.

SPEAKER_00 31:52

And now we see in real time Kristen is backpedaling.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

Oh, yeah. Even for me, like I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

She's now seeing public perception, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

And my whole thing is like I told you, like I said, you know, I do not like Janet, but the thing is is that I will give credit where credit's due. Like, like I said, with the whole Janet and Britney scene, you know, whatever, loved it. And and even when she came out with this, you know what I mean? It's like, let's be honest, it's like, yeah, was it all like out of like left field? Absolutely, but it doesn't matter. That's her experience. Like, fucking let it go, accept it as it is. But you know what I mean? Yeah, you know, and it's just like you can't be like, well, oh all of a sudden, you know what I mean? Yes, was it all of a sudden? Absolutely, it was it, you know, because nothing was ever said prior, but it doesn't matter. She doesn't have to. It doesn't exactly it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00 32:48

She didn't have to come out and say that at any point if she didn't feel comfortable to do that. But I mean, if she had an experience, she had an experience, Kristen. Like that was such, such a zero thing.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

But here's the thing uh I think if she would have said it from the beginning, I think that you know she doesn't have to, that's the point. No, no, no, understood.

SPEAKER_00 33:09

No, she doesn't owe that to anyone.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

I agree. No, I agree. I I think I could be wrong. I don't think this this uh uh Danny situation would have dragged out as long as it did. Because it's like, oh my god, maybe not we're done with this. This it's like I'm so done with this.

SPEAKER_00 33:26

Every time he gets drunk, though, he acts a fool.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

So very true, very true.

SPEAKER_00 33:31

That still would have been a thing.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

Yep. Yep, I'll give you that.

SPEAKER_00 33:35

And it would have been Nia, Nia's fake ass being like, he's just tired. He's just tired. No, he's drunk, passed out.

SPEAKER_01 33:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:44

Like, be real.

SPEAKER_01 33:46

I think if she was real about that situation, everyone has been in that moment where it's like, uh, I really should fucking like lay low because like um I'm pretty lit. You know what I mean? Like everyone's been in this.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

Everyone is a binge drinker, right?

SPEAKER_01 34:02

Right.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

Everyone, it's just they're real about it. So it goes under our radar, right?

SPEAKER_02 34:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:07

Like we're like, oh yeah, Jesse, he's kind of a drunk, like, you know?

SPEAKER_02 34:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:12

It's the fact that they try to paint it like he's tired, he gets car sick. No, he's fucked up. Like, that's what would be annoying. Like, if I was on a trip with them and it's like, God, just be real for once. Be real. Okay. Do is it time for that?

SPEAKER_02 34:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 34:33

Okay, let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 34:34

Hero and zero! Hero and zero!

SPEAKER_01 34:40

Okay. Who'd you pick?

SPEAKER_00 34:42

My hero is gonna be Jesse. I like how he handled the situation. Okay. I love that scene. Michelle would have gotten it if we hadn't had the French Fry comment. Because then I'm like, well, you're still a fake bitch, then. And then I like how he he he was kind of going against, you know, he was kind of he's been playing a little bit of flip-flop game.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

What?

SPEAKER_00 35:14

Jesse.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:16

But with the whole Janet thing, he kind of knew to like shut up. And like Luke and Danny were the ones who kind of, you know.

SPEAKER_02 35:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:25

And therefore, my zero is gonna be Luke. I mean, come on, like, have a little bit of self-awareness. You like I don't know, he's saying out loud the things that you kind of just should keep internal. And he's kind of coming off like a true jerk.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:46

And Kristen and him, I mean I have no high hopes for them, unfortunately. And did it was it on the preview where he's like, he wants to have a second baby right away, and she's like, Oh, well, whatever. Because she was at the therapy thing, she's pretty much the one who had to be like, Okay, well, the next time I will make it a priority not to act crazy.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

Yeah. Because she was all like, what about pregnant Kristen? And he's all like, Well, let's just go. Let's get that out of the way.

SPEAKER_00 36:15

Yeah, what a jerk.

SPEAKER_01 36:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:16

What about you?

SPEAKER_01 36:17

So for me, uh, ooh, so tough. Um, so tough. I was tossed between two, but I gotta ultimately, I was uh, it's like I want to say Janet, but no, I gotta say, I gotta stick with it. I gotta say Lacey. I gotta say Lacey because somehow, some way, because remember, when once you know people started, you know, really the line was in the sand was getting really, really big. And obviously, Danny is on the Danny, or I mean uh Jesse is on the Danny side, or whatever, and then Lacey's just guilty by association, and it seemed like she was kind of doing the same thing, but somehow, some way she bridged that fucking gap, and she is literally right down the middle. She is fucking Switzerland. Like, I didn't even think that was possible in this friend.

SPEAKER_00 37:08

I really like Lacey.

SPEAKER_01 37:09

So that was that is the fact that she was there at Chili's said so much. Yeah, you know what I mean? So, because obviously Christian wasn't there, and neither was Nia.

SPEAKER_00 37:20

And she had to come from the OC.

SPEAKER_01 37:22

Yeah, you know, that's a trooper, definitely her. Um, so because she won me back because remember, we were like, what the fuck, Lacey? Like, come on, you know. So, um, and then same Z on on uh on what's it called on the zero. That is some fucking like just diabolical, like you might as well fucking call your your wife a tree trunk and throw her in a rose bush. That's pretty much what this that what I'm taking from this is that he is like trying to somehow some way overthrow uh Jax, somehow, some way he's trying to you know overthrow Jax from like the things that he's saying. What are you saying? What are you doing? You know, it's like knock it off because guess what? Like, for real, she ain't that bitch, dude, and she will fuck you up. Kristen will fuck you up, yeah, like in my opinion, you know, and it's just like, oh gosh, like I just don't have high hopes. I honestly feel that Kristen, yes, you had a baby with him, just chalk it up as an L, let him, you know, go to Colorado or whatever, and that's it. That's it. I don't like this situation with them at all.

SPEAKER_00 38:38

I know, at all.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

But that's just me.

SPEAKER_00 38:42

Yep, and that's it.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

That's it.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

All right, well, I am sweating hot. I don't if uh we released an OC episode and we were talking about how there our air condition isn't working right now, and we don't have the fan on because we don't want to annoy you guys with the fan noise. Yeah, so we're I'm melting. I have a popsicle on the sidewalk, and so I gotta I want to take a cold shower, being honest.

SPEAKER_01 39:07

So, all right. Well, that is it, my friends. So we finale next week. Yes, tune in, yes, definitely, and we're over and done with this fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

God figure it out, bravo. Yes, thank you, love you, see ya, bye.

SPEAKER_01 39:26

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 39:38

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