The Valley S3 Finale (UN)TRUE BLOOD

We cover the finale of The Valley!

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Up to All Rilda. With Chris and Angela, covering all the phase from Vanderpunk to the valley. Love is by Mm. We got you.

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All Rilda, baby, Chris and Angela. Back everyone to another episode of All Rilda Podcast. This is Chris.

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And this is Angela. And we are here to put this val this valley season in a coffin, nail it shut, bury it, get it out of our lives, get this over with.

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Just get it out of the way. Yeah. Okay? How about that?

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Because I mean this.

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We don't like pregnant valley.

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Pregnant? Postpartum valley.

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Oh, we don't like. I get sex. Okay, thank you.

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I'm we uh I I we just finished watching the first reunion and so live.

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So uh, you know, it's it was pretty like I don't know, it was a lot of tit for tat, but winner, I gotta say.

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I I know you're gonna say three, two, one, just kidding.

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Lacey, of course Lacey. Come on, okay.

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So on this finale we had I'm just gonna jump into it.

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Yeah. Let's just jump into it.

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We start with trick-or-treating.

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Yes. Um pretty sure that I don't know. They had to have paid that, you know, just say, hey, here's some candy. Can you just just fucking give it out, please? Come on. I know it's like probably like days before.

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I don't know. I believe it. Because they were talking about her party the next day, which was the day after Halloween.

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Yeah.

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Okay, we have the scene where Lala meets with Nia. And I mean, here's the thing. We I feel like we already knew about Nia's past.

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Yeah, we did. I remember hearing this too. Thank you.

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I was like, I'm like, No, no, no, we already knew. Like she would talk about how she, you know, live in tents and backyards and stuff. Um and and that's great. It's like she was just trying to say, you know, I just basically at the end of the day, she grew up with so much um turmoil and mommy issues, and who knows what she doesn't really talk about her dad, you know. Um so just issues, probably a lot of abandonment issues. So she just wanted like a stable house.

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Yeah, right.

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I don't know that Danny was the right, you know, the right one for that because it seems like he causes a lot of uh you know turmoil in your life.

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So uh yeah, a lot of riffs.

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So, but the main thing I took from that scene was the way Nia lifted her baby. Straight up. Holy shit. Here is Adelaide's hands, and she is just like out of the stroller, like and I was like, whoa, okay.

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That was crazy. Like, like you're getting the the turkey, you know, the wet turkey onto like the pan to start seasoning it and all that shit. Like, that's pretty much how it did. That was crazy.

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Okay. So Kristen and Luke, they talk about this is what we were referring to in the opening, where they go, they talk about therapy, and Luke, of course, didn't like the therapist.

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Well, here's the thing. We spoke about this uh on the recap, you know, but the thing is is that like obviously Luke is literally uh in a sprint race against Danny on the worst fucking human being on this show outside of Jack's, you know what I mean? So the shit that he's saying is uh crazy diabolical. Like, this is like and it's not like he's doing it on purpose, but it still does not matter. It's coming out pretty shitty. But regardless of whatever he said, as a professional therapist, you cannot break neutrality. You know what I mean? You can't do it, you cannot do that. You can't be like, wow, that was a shit thing to say, you know. As you're like winking at uh Kristen, like it's like you can't do that.

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Still, he sucks.

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He does suck, I agreed.

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And then of course he says the coffin thing, like he wants another kid, ASAP, to get it out of the way over with dude, and then the worst thing, the worst thing was like what do you say?

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He was all um that was the darkest time of my life. Wow, wow, dude. You didn't have to go through really like shit, like at all. That's fucking crazy. Like like obviously, you know, it's like you've you make it seem like a dark place in someone's life is like, oh, they you know hit rock bottom, you know, like yeah, OD'd and they luckily survived.

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Oh Luke, sorry you couldn't go fishing as much or out partying as frequent.

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Pretty dark shit.

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Sorry, Luke. You know, that's I can't believe he made it through that target.

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When he said that, I was just thinking, I was like, there's people that can say, like, yeah, I OD'd. I I learned that was the day I learned, you know, I need to stop, you know, doing X, Y, or Z, you know, whatever. And it's just like, this dude is just like, I didn't get to go out as much as I wanted to. You know, fuck off, dude.

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We have a scene with Michelle and her friend. I didn't remember that that was she looked different to me. I don't know. Oh, yeah. The one from the dating.

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Yeah, the like kind of like hippie girl, yeah.

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Yeah. Um, just I don't know, talking about how Michelle wants to buy a home. We have Lacey and Jesse go to an egg freezing consultation, whatever.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait. Can we rewind real quick? Sure. Can we not talk? Can we talk about how the daughter is stealing cash from her wallet and putting it into her bank account or her piggy bank's house?

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When I hear shit like this, I fear for the future that Isabelle's gonna grow up to just be such a brat. You know what I mean? Yeah, because they're both doing the same, like she probably thinks it's funny, you know. Oh, she takes my cash whenever there's some around. Like maybe teach her to not take things that's not hers without asking.

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Yeah, agreed.

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I don't know, but thank you for bringing that back up. I didn't even know, I didn't even note that. Okay, so let's just get to this finale party. We have it's Britney's vampire themed, although, and Brittany goes with her decor. I mean, she has prosciutto, is that I don't know how to pronounce it. Yeah, prosciutto prosciutto on the face.

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Okay, at if you don't take that shit off of the skeletons or whatever, if you don't do that the moment you get into that party, by the end of that party, that shit's gonna look like bacon, and that's fucking disgusting. It's a good idea, but it's just that's what it's gonna be.

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Yeah, but she has like all the cheesy, whatever, like vampire puns of little signs.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And um I it was cool. I mean, I don't understand why she couldn't put a red light bulb in the pool. It looked like it red lights were shining down, no?

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I I I don't know. It looked good no matter what.

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I mean, whatever. It was a little too bright in the kitchen.

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Yeah.

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I think that probably had to do with filming.

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Probably.

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Otherwise, I would've I would have made it dark with all red lighting or something. Anyway, point is that everyone's getting ready to go. Danny starts with his accent.

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Oh, good.

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He always has to do an accent.

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I would lose my fucking mind if I were if I was Nia. I would lose my mind.

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Yeah.

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Be like, you're not fucking going to this party unless you shut the fuck up, please.

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But if everyone's talking shit about, like, wouldn't you want to just prove them wrong and like who cares? Just not drink that way, no one can have anything to say. You know what I mean?

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Here's the thing. As much as I do not like Janet, one thing that she did on not this, not this one, but because it's very obvious she was she was kind of drunk, you know. This is the drunkest that we've seen her in a while. But the thing is that uh the previous uh season's uh season finale, she did not drink and she made it a point that she wasn't gonna do so.

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You know what I mean?

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So as much as as much as I do not like her, that is the case, you know. So it's like, you know, and I can only imagine, you know, that she any person, you know, if if you're around, you know, if you normally drink and you're around everyone that's gonna drink, you know, and you're the only one, it's like it is frustrating, but it can be done if you want to kind of prove a point, you know. So you're right.

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We have uh I put I liked La La's look the most. I don't know.

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I guess I didn't pay attention.

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Um, Zach had his painted abs that he likes to do.

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I think he was trying to go for Lestat, you know, from Interview with the Vampire. Um, aka the best vampire movie ever made. If you think otherwise, you were fucking.

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He's going for like I don't know, powdered wig.

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Yeah, like historical figure.

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Um okay, so again, Danny is calling himself Count Bucula Bucula Bucula.

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Bucula? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He's asked, you know, he's going around asking Michelle, like if she's from Transylvania, and then asking Jesse. And I liked how Lacey heard them talking, and then she's like, she just walked away. Like, oh my gosh.

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And you could tell that Michelle was very uncomfortable. Not that he was being, you know, a creep. No, he's just a couple of things. But it's just still, yeah, it's annoying. Uh to me, it's like, God, things that happen to the nicest people, luckily they don't happen to me. Be like, look, bro, like, ha, that's that's that's hilarious. I don't want, I don't want to do this with you. Please stop. You know, like fuck off.

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Okay, then we have Lala, Janet, and Michelle. They talk. Lala says that Zach, Nia, Kristen have group chat, and they're and you know, Janet's like, I'd hate to see that one or that.

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Yeah.

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And they say how Kristen said Nia Giltrips, Zach, and then so they're like, call Zach in, or no, Zach actually just walks up.

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No, call him.

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Yeah, I think he just walked in. And then because they were talking about it, and they're like, Oh, look who's here, and then um this is where Zach Well he he called This is where Lala says that her dad would have called him a fart in the wind.

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Oh yeah.

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Which I thought was funny.

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Um I guess I never I never pictured a fart in the wind for that example, like that comparison. But okay.

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It I it makes sense though, right? It travels from person to person, like I don't know. Yeah, okay, so he Janet's trying to ask him, right? Like, why is it that you act like you want to move forward and then you're like hearing you're talking shit, and he kind of swerves that that and he's like he admits he sharded or whatever.

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Yeah, yeah. Which was so weird. It was such a like I don't know what he was going for for that. Like, I I didn't think like was he trying to hope to get people to laugh and then just completely forget about it? I don't know.

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Yeah. So then somehow they all disperse.

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But I like how Janet was all like, um, no, no, no, no, no. You're not gonna get out of this because you shit your pants, you know. Come on.

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So then somehow J or before they disperse, Jesse walks in and then it seemed like he was kind of talking shit to Janet. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, if anyone's a fart in the wind, wasn't he just kind of trying to, you know what I mean, stay neutral and now he's straight back on a shit?

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With who?

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When he was the one telling the group, like, oh, Janet is going through or whatever. She said she had an experience.

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Oh Jesse.

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He was trying to hear her out.

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And then he was talking about like accountability and yeah, that she she never takes accountability, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's be honest, she doesn't. Let's be real.

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Um, a lot of people don't.

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I know.

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For sure, Kristen, number one, will never admit she even at this reunion when they call her out for lying, which we are gonna talk about, um, she makes excuses. Right. Oh, I must have been like frazzled. I don't know. I know I said it, I don't know why I said that.

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But she excuse me, sorry. Um, but at least in the in last season's re reunion, she did apologize to her in as far as how she acted on the boat, as far as being aggressive to her. So she does so she does, but Janet, she doesn't.

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I disagree. She uh she apologizes for shit uh for not with the people that she's apologizing to she's apologized a million times with the Danny thing saying, I'm sorry for the words that I used. I'm not sorry for I'm not gonna apologize for what you did. I'm sorry I used such words. And these people will not, they they won't take it. And even when she got when Lala pulled Mia, and I talked about this on the last podcast, she apologized, or even with Jasmine, she apologized, and then because she's like, Do you have anything to say?

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It kind of ruined it, is what you're saying.

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It ruined it, but yeah, why can't they say anything back? Like, you know what I mean? When this person starts off with the apology and then asks for some kind of something back, yeah. I'm I'm I'm starting to see that that that whole crew, they're just like brick walls with that. Like, and then if she does try to do something nice, like whatever on the reunion, we heard she got Zach a gift for not being able to go to something, it's manipulation. Like, kids be so for real. Like, she can't do anything.

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One thing I will admit that it's just this could have gone a long way, is that you know, uh, when we're talking about quote unquote, the peace pipe, you know, in that party. That could have been a moment because who the fuck knew that Janet smoked weed? You know, and it's like it's like, does it make it cooler? No, absolutely not. But that could have been that could have been a bonding moment.

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Who's the one who was like this means nothing?

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Yeah, Kristen, absolutely, yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

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Jesse. Let's move forward. Jesse walks in and then whatever. Okay, so he turns it into him calling out Michelle for Isabella meeting the comedian guy who is her client. Maximini, a aka Aaron, look alike. Jasmine comes in after. I don't know if Jasmine's drunk and just trying, I don't know what she's doing, but she is listening, hearing Jesse out, whatever.

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Yeah. Well, she wants a fucking moment. Yeah. Like this is the finale, you know. So it's like you gotta get your moment, or else you're gonna get fucking fired, which I think she probably will be.

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Then we have the Jason walking up behind that other girl. And Zach was there, like, interesting, how you can make a mistake.

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Okay, here's a different I don't like, I don't like the comparison of that. Well, it's not comparable, it isn't, but it is, it's like very, very like you need to watch, like I, you know, for damn sure, I'm not gonna mistake anyone else, you know, for you. I know exactly what you look like, I know exactly how your hair is laid out, I know what the fuck you're wearing. Okay, because everything was completely.

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I don't think he was Jason is not stupid enough to sit there and try to touch a woman, like when that's the whole thing. It was an accident. He you could see automatically he was like, oh shoot, I'm sorry, whatever, blah blah blah. But of course it had to be in the edit. Because otherwise, if Danny was not even on the show, that wouldn't have made the cutting room floor, or that would have been on the cutting room floor.

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I just like I guess my point is just you have to be really fucking careful because guess what?

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A cameras don't now they can say something.

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That that was my next point. I was like, A cameras don't lie, B, you get you're gonna give them ammo for there's Jason's ammo, and then later, Jasmine Jasmine, what's her name?

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Janet.

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Uh-huh.

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Now she has her thing that they're gonna bring up.

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Which we'll cover.

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Otherwise, they would have really had nothing to say.

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Absolutely.

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Okay.

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You notice how they're very quiet.

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Very quiet.

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Very crap, quiet. This actually, I don't even think, besides, you know, like, hey guys, you know, like how you know, how, you know, whatever, how long did it take you to get, you know, from you know, Book O Mountain to, you know, whatever.

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Well, on the reunion, the only words Danny and Nia peeped were was when Zach hugged Jasmine. They seemed un white.

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I know.

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Oh my gosh, when they hugged, when Jasmine Janet and Zach. Can you please speak for me? Words are hard, as Kristen says.

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Janet and Zach hugged. Hugged. Yes. They had a little under-the-breath, you know, you know, thing to say. But I'm saying verbally out loud, they haven't said shit besides when, you know, they the intro, like how's, you know, how's life, you know, that type of thing.

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I kept saying Jasmine because she's next up on my notes.

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Okay.

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Jasmine then goes up to Michelle to tell her about what Jesse said, and then Michelle. Okay, this is where we find out, or we might have already found out, but this is where she re-re-tells us that they pretty much take Isabella to go sell houses, as in like use her as some kind of I I think that's really fucking weird.

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It is. I think uh for both ends, you know, that's really fucking weird because if I'm gonna buy a house just because some you know little girl is there, who the fuck cares? Who cares? Like if I like the house, I'm gonna buy the fucking house. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, so dumb. So to me, uh honestly, one of the one of the few times that I'm gonna be on his side, but the thing is that Jesse isn't wrong in this thing because there's a lot of sneakiness that goes around because uh, you know, because we don't now we don't know the context, we don't know the timelines or whatever, but it's pretty coincidental that you know he he meets her, she knows, so it's not like some fleeting dude, like some fleeting moment where it's like, oh, this is you know a customer of mine. No, how does the daughter know? How does she know to tell him? You know what I mean? It's like it was a special moment.

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I don't know.

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That's my best guess, and I'm pretty certain that I'm right.

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I I don't know. We're making all these like ha ha Dr. Dre jokes when like Dr. Dre has been known to like beat his ladies and shit.

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Yeah, I agree.

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Uh this is where Jesse loses me. It's like, you know, damn well he's like he's just so money hungry, as is Michelle. You know what I mean?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Like he's worried about her meeting this stupid comedian, but like he should be worried about her being with Dr. Dre.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Whatever. Anyway, so the point is that Jasmine is telling Michelle this stuff, and then the friend, she's like, what does it matter? Like, he's trying to paint Michelle like a bad mom, and this is where Jasmine's like, you know, giving her attitude, like, who are you?

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Yeah.

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And well, it's true. She's like, his feelings are valid if that's his feelings, and then um, we get Jasmine like, Why are you loud? And then I think she calls her a bitch or something.

SPEAKER_03 20:41

No, I think one sh I think Natalie calls her trash first. No, I'm almost positive.

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I will bet everything on it.

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Let's do it.

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No, no, no, come on. It's Jasmine's like, Why are you being loud? And then she calls her a bitch, and then the friend is like, You're calling me a bitch? Like, that's trash, that's trash. And then she's saying, I'm from Jersey, I call everyone bitch. And then she's like, Well, I'm from Chicago, and it somehow becomes a city thing. Do you really want to check? Because I'm going, like, I remember exactly how it went.

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Okay.

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Because she inserted herself, the friend.

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Natalie, yeah. Which she shouldn't have.

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And then that's why Jasmine was like, Why are you being so loud? Like, who are you? Like, who are you, bitch? Or I don't know what she said, but she said bitch first, which is why the friend called her trash.

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But it's true because honestly, like, ooh, Natalie, it's like you like who are you? You don't know what this is like some brand and not your this is not, yeah, exactly. This is not your fight. You need to back the fuck up. You know what I mean?

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We just got here. You don't even go here.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Danny is drunk. He is. How did this happen? Holy shit, dude. From the point of him being like, Can I get a takey la blanc? Wait, I That sounds like that does not sound like vampire. How how would you say it? Order tequila blanco.

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Okay.

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Or Blanco.

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Count Bucula wants tequila Blanco. Yes. You know, kind of like that. But it's guaranteed. This is it right here. Guaranteed he pre-gamed. For sure. Guaranteed he all like he probably found Schwartz. He probably found someone. And he was probably they were probably like, bro, let's take some shots. Yeah. Because that always gets the the night into motion. You know what I mean? You take a shot, you know, whatever, and you He didn't eat. He didn't eat.

SPEAKER_01 22:37

That's why he was grubbing the whole rest of the party all drunk.

SPEAKER_03 22:41

I think all the shit that he shoveled into his mouth, he would it would have soaked up all this shit.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

I think it did by the end, like when they decided they're gonna leave when he was kind of coherent. Not really, but okay, so Mia tells Zach the thing Kristen said that Lala told her.

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Mm-hmm.

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And then Zach's like, if anything, I manipulate you. And then so Kristen walks in, and then Brit and then she explains, No, we didn't we didn't say that.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

No, remember Britt slid in like kind of weirdly. It was like, whoa, where'd you fucking come from?

SPEAKER_01 23:20

Okay, so she explains it's we didn't say it was manipulation, but Kristen said that Nia guilt Zach. And then Kristen's like, no, I said she doesn't guilt Zach. And this is where Britt's like, Kristen. Yeah, you know, and then this is where Zach's like, I believe Kristen. And then she's like, over me and Lala together, and then Kristen has this like creepy smile.

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Yeah.

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Like the smile smile.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if she was wearing like vampire tees, so it made her mouth look weird. She almost looked like a ventriloquist doll.

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Yeah.

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Like there was something like a weird smile. I can't explain it. I hated it so much.

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It was just to me, it's like Kristen, what are you doing, girl? Because it's like you know damn well that we're gonna see this.

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And she admits she knows she said it. So Lala comes in to confirm and nobody believes him, and then Kristen in a confessional, because Kristen was like, You're the one that said that, and Britney's like, What?

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What?

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And then Kristen basically in a confessional is like admits it.

SPEAKER_03 24:35

Yeah. It's just it was so dumb. Like, why are you doing this? It's like for being a seasoned vet uh in reality TV, you know damn well shit's you know filmed and it's gonna come out. So what are you doing, you know?

SPEAKER_01 24:52

Lala says clearly she's lying because Nia's right there. So there we get, you know, her being like Nia holds a lot of power for her to just sit there and throw her longest out of everyone in that house friend uh like under the bus. Not even throw does it count if it's a lie, throwing someone under the bus?

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Uh yeah, yeah.

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Okay, back to drunk Danny. Just drunk. He has like all these weird moments throughout the party, you know? So he does the thing where he goes and lays, I don't know if it was like an outside deck or something.

SPEAKER_03 25:35

It looked like it was like um like either a pool house or you know, like, you know, little house by the pool. I think it was something like that.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

I don't think it was a house. I think Wasn't it where they were talking when it's like not full, it's like kind of closed off by curtains, but it's not like a structure, I don't think. I don't know. Whatever. Anyway, so Lala, okay, sorry, that's not what I'm saying. Um, Jason goes in.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

And at first it's like, let's first paint the picture. Danny is like laying down, laying down, he's trying to pass out. He has that kind of vampire, you know, like you know, like lane where his hands are crossed or whatever, and he's laying still. Okay and here comes Jason. So Jason comes in, and then I think they're they're having like this kind of cordial conversation, and then Jason's like um Well, he was talking about his injury, which I felt was you know, it was a decent, nice thing to say.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

Yeah, until you hypocritically call it out later. Like, don't don't sit here and be like, that was nice, and then you I'm just saying that's how it started. Yeah, okay, but then obviously it was fake.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:47

Okay, so Jason comes in, asks him if he's cool. Oh, like, oh, so how are things with you and Lala? Like, because I heard what you said in Mexico, and he says not exactly what Danny said. So then Danny was like, I didn't say that, even though Danny said something like that because it's semantics, exactly. Um, and then Janet's like, Oh, I want to go in there, but you to come with me to Lala, to Lala, so they join, and then I don't know, it just kind of was going back and forth, it was an ambush. Who cares? Like, this is reality TV. Come on, get with the program.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

If Danny was gonna have any type of like this was the moment to be like, fuck this, I'm out of here. That's what I'm saying. He should have.

SPEAKER_01 27:41

I'm telling you something right now, though. If a drunk man starts pointing at me and yelling at me, I would hope that you would be like Jason. I don't want to, I don't want to hear anything about Jason. Well, here's a big difference is stop pointing your finger and talking to a woman like that.

SPEAKER_03 27:56

No, you double the aggression back. You be like, get your fucking hands out of out of her face.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

That it that's what you do. You shut it. It's called shutting it down. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 28:07

So you're saying because he was like, stop pointing your finger, man, or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

It was kind of like a like kind of a pussy way of saying it. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

Danny's like, I don't know what he said, like something like that.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

And that's why he felt like bum legged. Yeah, he's a he that's why he felt, you know, like that he could say that. But you know, here's the thing Janet in this situation, it's like it's like first A, Danny. It's like, come on, dude. Like, shut the fuck up, go go away. Just go away, you know, honestly. You know, but the thing is that Janet, it's like you need to stop fucking, you know, and to interjecting because interjecting, he's the reason. Hear me out, hear me out. Okay, but cause because my whole thing is that, you know, do you need to hear an apology to you right now? No, just he's apologizing to Lala, leave it the fuck alone for now because the man is fucking incoherent. That to me, my my rule is not a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 29:05

We're not gonna sit here and we're not gonna sit here and baby somebody. I'm not oh well he was drunk, they should have done that right then. Yes, he should have, right?

SPEAKER_03 29:14

I'm gonna uh no because my whole thing is that you know, my biggest rule is that don't have a serious conversation with a complete drunk person because you're gonna get nothing out of it. So it's best to leave it for the next day, leave it for another day, just not right there, because you're not gonna get what you want, you know, and quite frankly, they didn't get what they wanted. Lala got kind of what she wanted, she got an apology, you know, because it was okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

Well, let's talk about the drink throw. Um yeah, once he said the bum leg thing, uh she like tossed the drink on him and then tossed the empty cup, and it made the perfect little clink or not even a clink, like a yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:01

Now he deserved it, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

Oh my god, I would have done the same thing if someone like if you were handicapped in some way. Right. And I would have done the same thing. I'm saying, I'm not putting it, I'm not gonna be like, what a horrible no, that's some human ass nature stuff.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

Understood. Um, you know, I'm glad that Jason at least shut down. You know, she was about to say, you, you know, five put, you know, like some type of short joke. Oh god, you know, whatever. And it's luckily he said something because it's like, Janet, what are you doing? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 30:33

You know, I would shudder at what this man probably says about her behind closed doors.

SPEAKER_03 30:38

Understood, I get you. Uh, but what I'm saying is that, but at the least he's he's smart enough to not say it. And that's what I'm saying in this situation. It's like Janet.

SPEAKER_01 30:46

Nia helps out a lot.

SPEAKER_03 30:48

Yeah, agreed. But Janet, you are an idiot in this situation. You know, it's like you could have made out perfectly in this finale. You could have, because they would have had absolutely nothing to say about you. If the situation would have played out like, hey Lala, I'm sorry for saying X, Y, and Z, you know, whatever, I'm sorry. And then if she would have been like, okay, we're done with this, and then it would have been just fine. They would have had nothing on her.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

But doing that, it's like it's like, I don't like that you did that, and basically what you're everything you just said. So then Danny goes and tells everyone, you know, first Zach and then Kristen, and then Kristy goes over there and tries to kick her out, and she's like, Tell Brittany to come and kick me out. And that's where Lala's like, okay, it was said, it's over now. Like, she knows it was wrong. And then Danny and Nia are somewhere, I don't know where they are, but they're kind of just sitting there.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

It's kind of like the living room.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

And I I don't know. Editing is kind of funky like that, so I don't really know if like they're really singing happy birthday to machine while it's happening, while they're like, they clearly we're not welcome here, but to me it read as like, okay, like it annoyed me with Nia even more because I'm like, she's definitely one of those.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:08

Like, we're not wanted here, let's go. Like, just perpetual victim. Yeah, they're all perpetual victims all the time.

SPEAKER_02 32:14

Oh, absolutely. All of them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:16

Um, so they leave, like, let's get the baby, course. Adelaide. Where's Adelaide at the reunion? Because she was got just as much airtime as Schwartz, right?

SPEAKER_03 32:27

Absolutely. More.

SPEAKER_01 32:28

More.

SPEAKER_03 32:29

Um, but no, for real, like um, my oh, it's just, I don't know. Like, um, I forgot I was gonna say, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

Okay, great. Um, so basically, that's the end. I mean, uh, uh, what's his face? Danny has to be like, I'm a really good guy. I just can't be around people that bring out the worst in me. What that oxymoron, much? Like, what?

SPEAKER_03 32:56

Oh, now I've now I remember what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_01 32:58

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 32:59

So obviously, there was a lot of scrutiny on like why the fuck was Adelaide at this party? And it's like, it's very obvious that you have never been to his a Hispanic party of any sort. Because guess what? As a child, as a lot of us, you know, we were uh left in a cousin's room to sleep. We were left uh in a makeshift bed between chairs, Hispanic party. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_01 33:25

This is a filming thing leak. Okay, I swear, I know they say it's because like, oh Adelaide, she like Nia has to. I swear I saw Nia, I saw Adelaide with a bottle. I swear. Probably I'd have to go back, and I'm like, wait a second. When I saw, I was like, I thought she doesn't take bottles.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:46

Anyway, I could have sworn. Not in the beginning, but like towards later, I could have sworn. And I was like, what is the point of her coming then?

SPEAKER_02 33:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

Okay. Um, that's it. We did watch the reunion again. We I'm Team Lacey. Michelle, oh, when when they um they call Michelle or like for her line about texting Lacey, what um like what did she text Lacey?

SPEAKER_03 34:12

Something, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Like something really mean.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

And then and then to have Zach's like, nope, I've seen those text messages a lot.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

And then Michelle's like, you're lying. I never said that. And then everyone, even Jasmine was like, We saw the screenshots.

SPEAKER_03 34:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

And so I was like, yes. And even though I liked Michelle this season, absolutely, I am reminded why I don't like her at the reunion.

SPEAKER_03 34:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 34:33

I'm like, oh, you are just a bitter, like over this divorce.

SPEAKER_03 34:37

Well, it's both of them. It's like they have some type of weird, yeah, it's it's weird. I would be bugged. It's not like a it's not like a like I miss him or whatever, but it there is some sense of jealousy on both ends. It's weird. You know, the even when they were talking about uh Dr. Dre, and he, you know, he kind of showed it's like well, Jesse, shut the fuck up. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 34:57

I think they just are always in competition with each other, I guess. Or something. It's weird, like, oh Jesse, now he's dating this rich Orange County chick, and then Michelle now is Dr. Dre, can't beat that kind of money.

SPEAKER_03 35:12

Yeah. Um, but I Lacey came with it. You know, she was like, and then, you know, even she and I believe her because of the way she was saying it. She's like, guess what? If I would have seen that type of behavior out, you would have been the first person to call because it would have been, I would have been, hey, like, you know, mother to mother. The the fact that she said it like that, I was like, she's telling the truth. Yeah, I believe her with every bit of what I'm thinking, you know.

SPEAKER_01 35:38

Michelle really couldn't say anything to that.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

Absolutely not. Because and she was completely, it's like she was ready to defend herself, but she was also still supportive because she was like, Hey, you know what? If you're happy with what you got now, that's cool, you know. And I really hope it really works out. I really do. You know, and it's like she wouldn't be like, you know, fuck you, and you know, that fucking has been or whatever, or I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

Not only though did Michelle lose me on the reunion, I totally forgot she lost me when she said she never had a French fry till like months ago. That's a lie. I'm sorry, that's a lie. Don't tell me you were a Tijuana, fun San Diego girl, party girl. Yeah, and you never had a French fry.

SPEAKER_03 36:19

You never lie in San Diego. You never so you're telling me you never had carne sala fries, you never had a California burrito, which those are big out there. Because a California burrito, if you don't know that, it could be whatever the fuck you want in there, but there's gonna be French fries in the burrito. That's what makes it California.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

I just I don't like a girl who tries to act like they're too good.

SPEAKER_03 36:42

Yeah, yeah. So um, with that being said, who is your obviously this is not gonna be quote unquote a hero or zero.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

I'll go first. Go ahead, hero, Lacey. Why she always was this voice of reason to Jesse and not like in a Nia way, like where Nia has to like tell Danny, like, don't be rude. This is like you know what I mean? Yeah, like in a more just straight up, you know what I mean? Like, you need to apologize, like that was rude.

SPEAKER_03 37:18

Yeah. Um zero's gonna be tough, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

Uh not for me. Okay. Um, so hero, definitely Lacey. It's so easy for me because although there are two main zeros, you can have the other one. I'll take the low-hanging fruit, Danny.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

Here's the thing. Do we I can sit here all day and be like, do I sometimes overdrink at parties? Absolutely. But I don't try to backtrack the next day, or you know what I mean? I just own it. Like, yeah. You don't see what uh the difference.

SPEAKER_03 37:59

Are you talking about yourself?

SPEAKER_01 38:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 38:01

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

I think everyone has. Uh have you not? Yes, you have. I remember you telling me a story about you throwing up in a front yard.

SPEAKER_03 38:09

Um, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

Absolutely. I don't know. Oh, okay. That's why you're a Danny Defender. That's why you're a Danny Defender. What you're talking about. A denier.

SPEAKER_03 38:17

How dare you say I'm a Danny Defender?

SPEAKER_01 38:19

It's like, it's like you just he's just a perpetual victim. And and with Nia always trying to monitor him, it's like we didn't really get to see, you know, the crazy shit that he probably would have spewed out. Uh anyway, yeah, I'm just gonna say Danny, because Danny, he's the most annoying. At least with the other one.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

He's more low-key. I forget he's there sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:48

What about you? Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 38:50

So um I was gonna say same Z's, but I'm just gonna be different. I'll be different. And I'll say Michelle. She had to meet with exception, with the exception of with the exception of the reunion and the French fries and lying about having a French fries, agreed, and dating Dr.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

Dre.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

Agreed. But again, this is the season. And you know, to be honest with you, she had a very good season. Um, she finally surgically got the stick out of her ass. So that was good.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

No French fries, okay. No French fries again. I think the stick went back in the second. And wanted to order salmon at chilies.

SPEAKER_03 39:31

And um, so that's so if anything, because I was gonna pick Lacey, but you took I I think you should have just gone with it. Uh zero.

SPEAKER_01 39:42

Does it rhyme with Hanet?

SPEAKER_03 39:45

Hanett or Janet. Or does it rhyme with Mistin? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

No, it rhymes with puke, which I was what I'm gonna do if you don't say this person.

SPEAKER_03 39:56

It is, of course, Luke. And I like I said in the in the previous uh, you know, earlier, uh earlier, you know, it's like it was literally like a neck and neck, you know, sprint to the finish. And it was like all the shit that he said this season, it's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you saying? What like do you not understand how the fuck this is coming off?

SPEAKER_01 40:22

Like Britt needs to be in mouth constantly because he does not have he doesn't think before he talks.

SPEAKER_03 40:28

Crazy. It's crazy, you know, and to be honest with you, I actually liked liked Luke at one point when he first came on, you know, when you met uh Kristen and Luke at Jax's, you know, like I actually liked him at that moment, but it's just like this season, it was like a complete 180 and a you know, long jump the other way. It's like, what the fuck happened to you, dude? You know, I think you got a little bit too comfortable. I I know I think you're looks bad on him. I guess so. I don't know, but it's just it was he was horrific, horrific idiot. And I don't have I really hope I'm at this point where it's like Kristen, you'll be just fine. Fucking leave this lit, this guy. Have his pack his ass back to fucking Colorado, figure that shit out, how it's gonna work out with the would say what?

SPEAKER_01 41:26

You know, and then that's As Reza would say what?

SPEAKER_03 41:29

Oh, Bob itch.

SPEAKER_01 41:31

Like it's like do it in his voice.

SPEAKER_03 41:35

Bob itch. Like, come on. Anyways, how dare you? Um, you know, and it's just that that's it. They it's like he needs to he needs to be away.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

And I need to be away because it is hot as balls.

SPEAKER_03 41:49

All right, well, thank you anyway, and thank God the season's fucking done. You know, Jesus is horrid.

SPEAKER_01 41:55

We are covering nothing else. No more re we're done. We're done talking about the valley until the next season.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

We might talk about the other valley, but who knows? Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, all right, anyways. Well, that is it, everyone.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

So we thank you, love you, and see ya. Bye. Thank you. And leave a comment.