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We cover the premiere of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip!
All Rilda. With Chris and Angela. Covering all the affairs. From Vandipunk to the valley of love is by More. We got you.
SPEAKER_02All Rilda, baby. Chris and Angela. Let's go. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rail Da podcast. This is Chris.
SPEAKER_04And this is Angela. And we are here to premiere Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip.
SPEAKER_03Or as other people might know it as the second fucking episode with Vicky in one week. Too much. Too much Vicky. Too much Vicky.
SPEAKER_04How about we crack one open as we do, as is tradition on all Riled Up podcasts. When we premiere, we crack one open. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_03Alright. So for today, one of my favorites is uh we're cracking open Topo Chico, hard seltzer, strawberry guava. So normally I don't like guava. It reminds me of like how it would maybe an armpit would taste if you just straight licked it or squeezed it into something. You know, that's what I feel it tastes like. But this is this is okay.
SPEAKER_04But you know I'm obsessed with smelling your armpits.
SPEAKER_03The thing is, can we not okay?
SPEAKER_04No, no, if you that's not weird. I swear it's just a lady pheromone thing. It's a it's a compliment to you. Okay, okay, go ahead.
SPEAKER_02All right, so here we go.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that one was a good one.
SPEAKER_04All right, let's just break this down. We have ultimate girls. Okay, we have Vicky, your favorite. Luann, love Luann, Giselle, Portia, Lisa, I don't know why.
SPEAKER_02Lisa, Lisa and Teresa.
SPEAKER_04Did I miss anyone? Um I don't think so. And if I did, there Kyle, of course, because no, I'm not joking. I didn't put her name and I was like, of course, she's not memorable. She does not really bring much to any anything, really.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_04The only time Kyle really popped is when her sister Kim Richards was on.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_04Because she had her own line of issues.
SPEAKER_02Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_04Let's move forward. Okay. You know, it kind of started off a little bit like a clip show. We get all their best lines.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Which also they cover later on in the episode.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_04Um historically, I'm more well-versed in Bravo, and you're kind of new to it.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_04Did you get anything from seeing old clips?
SPEAKER_03Um, not necessarily. Obviously, there's you know, just certain scenes that I've already seen that I, you know, know about. So, you know, seeing like, you know, who gonna check me, boo, you know, or whatever, or but Sheree, I don't why'd they show that?
SPEAKER_04Sheree is not even on this.
SPEAKER_03I think it's just in general because it's really a celebration of housewives, and this is not a particular housewives show. This is a collection of housewives. So I think that's where they probably feel it's the most appropriate to just play any fucking clip, you know. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So by the way, Sheree was so nice in person.
SPEAKER_03Absolutely. Oh my god, dude.
SPEAKER_04Um it was BravoCon 2025.
SPEAKER_03Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_04We are definitely going next year, by the way.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So um yeah, she was she was a delight. And yeah, she was um she was super cool with, you know, to me, the like the gay, like kind of like the give the give me, you know, as far as for if they're gonna be cool or not, is that are they willing to do a uh high five, you know, with you without being fucking weird.
SPEAKER_04If you are new here, um I went to bra we went to BravoCon and my thing, I wanted to make a big video where I high-fived, I got video of me high-fiving every Bravo liberty I met.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04It was Sheree was one of the best. Like she really gave it her gusto, you know what I mean? Yeah. And then there were people that thought it was weird, whatever.
SPEAKER_03Reza, surprisingly, MJ. Come on.
SPEAKER_04Okay, Reza though, that was kind of an honor. Like, I got some Reza shade on the high five because he gave me this like, okay, I guess. And I'm like, that's so Reza. So it trapped, but um, no, Sheree was great. Um, I would love to meet Porsche though.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, yeah. I love Porsche, but okay, so we start any of the the mains from um from Atlanta, you know. I think I think the the cast, like minus like Shamia. Obviously, if Shamia was, you know, there, like I'd love to say hi to you, you know. But she, I mean, at least this season, you know, she she's such an asshole.
SPEAKER_01I know.
SPEAKER_03You know what I mean? Like uh it started off like kind of like there was hope. Yeah, and then it just just she just did not give a fuck, dude. And then yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so it starts off with Porsche. We're at Porsche's and the legendary, I wish you knew her like that. Nene. Nene is like a housewife's legend. She just had the best one-liners, she had the best comeback, she had she was just that one. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Um she makes her okay, so in case you didn't know, she got into some really bad blood with like Andy with Bravo, she was gonna sue them. So we thought she was never gonna grace the screens. Um, no, she's she started acting on it, I think, a show.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I'm not gonna say what show, but it was like a primetime show.
SPEAKER_03Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_04Um, but the point I'm trying to say Do you not know the show?
SPEAKER_03Or wasn't it like a it was like a one of those school shows, like elementary or something like that?
SPEAKER_04No, no, no, no. Okay. Nene Leaks was on Glee.
SPEAKER_03That's that's like Oh Glee.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, big deal.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Glee was huge.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03Are you kidding me? Yeah, back then, shit, yeah, big time.
SPEAKER_04So she's back, and but honestly, I don't know. She didn't really bring her, you know what I mean? It wasn't really much from her.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but you still got some type of radiance uh about her, you know, did you feel it? As someone who okay absolutely, yes, you know, so it's like it's I could see her, you know, being back on the show, you know. Um, like this could be like a trial run.
SPEAKER_04Right.
SPEAKER_03You know what I mean? And I think this could be good for her.
SPEAKER_04I'm excited to see what she brings in Atlanta, which okay, so for the show, they're gonna go to OC, then Beverly Hills, then Miami, then Atlanta, then New Jersey, right? Yeah, and then Blue Storm Blue Stone Manor, Dorinda's house, yeah, is where they're gonna end it. I'm so excited for that. I freaking love Dorinda. I know you didn't like her on Traders. She's also that kind of legend where if she how do I say this? Like, she was a legend because she was like slurry, like you know what I mean? It was awesome.
SPEAKER_03Um the exposure that I have of her as of right now, which is mostly traitors, um, it just she's kind of like a victim.
SPEAKER_04Vicky, yeah, I knew you were gonna say that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03And that's not a good thing.
SPEAKER_04That's not the point.
SPEAKER_03It's we don't watch it. And then if we're going back 15 years, then okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Hear me out.
SPEAKER_03What's that?
SPEAKER_04We don't watch these shows to watch a big kumbaya moment of women uplifting women.
SPEAKER_03Of course.
SPEAKER_04Here's the thing there are women who are just complete assholes, just gen Aiden. And then there's women that are assholes, but there's more there's layers, right?
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_04Like you're like they're delusional, they're they're they're just like they they have this thing where you're like you get mad at like I just can't explain it.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_04To me, Jen Aiden was just a snob who was a victim, and I don't like that. But you bring in someone like a Vicky, Dorinda. Um, I like Dorinda more than Vicky. Like Dorinda has the charisma, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_04There's just a difference. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Whatever. Maybe it's just maybe she aged out of it. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04But no, Dorinda still, whatever. I'm excited to see what happens at Blue Storm Blue Stone Manor. I don't know why I can't piece those words together, but so we are at Porsche's. Okay, Nene is there, and they're pretty much just talking about like who's gonna be there, and Nene's kind of you know, letting Porsche know, oh yeah, she's cool. Yeah. Like with Vicky. Oh, she's cool, but she's loud.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, oh god.
SPEAKER_04She's like, woo-hoo, you know, Vicki. Um and that's her trying to seem fun, right? Oh god. No, Vicky's not actually fun.
SPEAKER_03No, she really isn't. No, no, no. It's now her thing is what? Remember, uh, oh, what do I need to do to get uh get a woo-hoo or uh how do I woo you know whooping it to get I don't know, so like whoop it up to get a woo a woo-hoo. And it's like stop. And then we have to hear it like, like I said, two times in one freaking uh uh you know week. I hate it so much. It's just it kills me.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so let's just get into it. Everyone's on their way to the OC. We have Vicky saying to the producer, like, Oh, you got your orange back. And she's like, I don't know why I was fired in the first place. I'm pretty relevant.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I bet you love that. When we talk about words like what uh new words like fuddy duddy, which was said in this uh most recent episode of Orange County.
SPEAKER_04I like that word.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, but again, it's an old word. Okay, Fuddy Duddy and Debbie Downer, all that stuff. Those are all old words now. You know what I mean? So it's like enough with the you're not relevant. Sorry. It's it's a it's a new woman's game. That's what it is. Let's be real.
SPEAKER_04We have Kyle saying, I'm I can't believe I'm the longest consecutive housewife.
SPEAKER_03That's gonna forever. Already getting on my nerves.
SPEAKER_04Already getting on my nerves. No, I need someone to pass it so she no longer has that flex. Okay. Um, we have Portia. Okay. Portia, I think Giselle, Heather Gay, Whitney, why can't I think of her last name? From Whitney Rose and other people that I can't think of at the moment were on the last Ultimate Girls trip that aired because they filmed one one in Morocco, but it didn't air because it was like some scandal. Oh they're never gonna air it. Anyway, so they were in Thailand, and it was so funny because there was um like um a house manager, I don't know, but his name was Pepsi, and he was a Thai he was a Thai guy. Okay, and he oh god, I can't remember, but either there was like a not a psychic, but just someone who in the Thai heritage was like telling them kind of their fortunes. Yeah. I don't really remember if it was Pepsi or if if he was relaying the message, right? So he went around to everyone telling them like their whatever, and when he got to Porsche, he was like, and it was so random because Porsche was like with a guy or whatever, and he said, um in the future you're going to have a problem with a lesbian. Okay was like uh with a lesbian, and she's like, Okay, I'll receive it. Like, and everyone was like kind of laughing, you know what I mean? Uh-huh. I just think it's funny now because she's like in a relationship with Sway.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And I just thought it was very interesting because she had just been with guys at that time, and he was like, For your future, you're gonna have a problem with a lesbian. And I just thought that was so funny.
SPEAKER_03Has she uh like came out like as far as identified with something in particular?
SPEAKER_04Well, she's with Sway.
SPEAKER_03No, I get that, but then you know, there's obviously bi, by curious, by, you know, there's just so many things.
SPEAKER_04No, I'm sure she's she said she was bi. She likes men and women.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04But I'm saying he said she's gonna have a problem with a lesbian. So I I thought that was interesting.
SPEAKER_03So if they ever break up, it's like it was that was it was foretold by Pepsi.
SPEAKER_04By Pepsi. Okay, so okay. Um Luann, she's saying, you know, well, we're just saying she looks great. Oh, age 20 years later. Absolutely, yes. Insane.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_04This is where she says Jennifer Lowe J Lo from the hood.
SPEAKER_03Oh god. Now her voice is um she it's like she gargles pep uh pepper, you know, but whatever. Like uh it's pretty bad, but you know, I just put Giselle.
SPEAKER_04No notes. I just put Giselle.
SPEAKER_03Giselle is Giselle. Um pot stir to the backs. Yes. Uh for the most part, I really do like her. I do too. Yes. Um, she is like to a fault, like the fucking pot stir for sure.
SPEAKER_04Here's the thing. It's funny to me because she does what on OC Emily does, but Emily is so unlikable, right? Emily's constantly stirring the pot. But for me, when Giselle does it, I respect it for some reason. When Emily does it, I'm annoyed.
SPEAKER_03Um like Well, with this, obviously, we're gonna go over it.
SPEAKER_04Uh with this one, it's like uh But to me, it felt like she was just asking questions anyone would ask housewife to housewife. Agreed with Emily, it feels like this is what I'm gonna bring up.
SPEAKER_03This is this is the problem that I have with it, is that she did it to the wrong fucking person. You know, damn well, just like like it's like, god damn it, fucking, you know, uh Emily, you you know, you had to like you had to say Debbie Downer to her, didn't you? You had to say something because now that's like she said Debbie Downer, like I gotta say, damn near like 200 times in the last two fucking episodes. And even you know, even with this one too, but it's just like you know, it's the wrong person because you know darn well she's gonna take this to the fucking grave on her headstone, it's gonna be like, you know, like it's gonna be a fuck her, you know, she she ruined, you know, like yeah, yeah, yeah. You know?
SPEAKER_04We have Teresa who said that she looked up on Chat GPT most iconic housewife and it was her. Well, I looked. Here's the thing I listened to a couple other podcasts and they looked too, but I really looked before I listened to other podcasts, and literally it came up Neene as number one and then Teresa as number two.
SPEAKER_03Okay, all right. Um, should we ask our uh our assistant right here?
SPEAKER_04No, because we don't want to trigger other people's assistants.
SPEAKER_03So let me just let me do my phone. Let's just do a live one. Uh most iconic.
SPEAKER_04I can't say it.
SPEAKER_03No, no, you don't have to say it.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Um, most iconic, right? Yes. Okay, here we go. So who's the most iconic real housewife?
SPEAKER_00Here's an answer from you.com.
SPEAKER_03Oh. This is interesting. The only the one and only real housewife to have been a main cast member uh for the entire first decade of the franchise's existence, Vicky Gumbleson is the stuff of Bravo Legend. Wow.
SPEAKER_04I know you didn't like that answer.
SPEAKER_03Wow. That's it. I'm I'm gonna go Android going forward. That that was that's some bullshit.
SPEAKER_04How dare you? Okay, so this since they are in Orange County, this is Vicky's, they're all gonna host one episode, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So this is Vicky's, and so And this is Vicky's to fuck up what she did.
SPEAKER_04So they're all they're gathered, and um she gives them these like her thing is like she likes to do a snore noise when you're being boring, I guess, to her.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_04So she gives them like these snore should have her full. It's the kind of thing you stuff in a bil-dear, like one of those things.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, no, no, understood.
SPEAKER_04Um, and then she also tries to sell them life insurance.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04Do you think they like these women are old and dis not old, sorry, distinguished.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04They have life insurance. There's no way they don't have life insurance, especially with the money that they make.
SPEAKER_03I would hope they do. Because that's if they didn't, that would be fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_04So I guess they're gonna go on a boat, I guess, as if I didn't see it. And then they're gonna go to the quiet woman, as if we didn't just see OC and they're at the quiet woman.
SPEAKER_03And it's just like, God, A, like, there's so many like nice places in Orange County, which is a very, very big area, you know, and you land on the fucking quiet woman.
SPEAKER_04It's not even the well, whatever. The point is, she is trying to recreate her 80s themed Bunko party.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04Where I think her and I don't know, um Gretchen yelled at each other.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You mean the the game that old people play? Is that what you're saying?
SPEAKER_04We're not discriminating against old people.
SPEAKER_03No, I'm just saying, you know, I can only imagine everyone's, you know, hosting event is gonna be super fun. It's gonna be super lively, and they just made OC like 80 years old.
SPEAKER_04Well, it is the oldest franchise. So they get to the boat, and then before they get there, Teresa was saying that Newport reminded her of New Jersey, which I thought was interesting. I guess maybe, maybe the shore.
SPEAKER_03I would love to visit. I've been to Jersey, but I've only um driven from like uh from the airport to like Hoboken to is a boardwalk at Balboa.
SPEAKER_04That's kind of Jersey Shore.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I don't know what area they were in.
SPEAKER_03I'm just saying, like the area, I would like to see that, you know, but um but I thought it was fucking rude when Vicky was like, oh, oh, like, are you serious?
SPEAKER_04Like Lisa says it reminds her of like where pterodactyls would have flew.
SPEAKER_03What was that?
SPEAKER_04Like, if I we were just in Kauai. Yes, at like the area where they filmed Jurassic Park. If I looked at that, I would be like, definitely pterodactyls used to fly here. Not Newport Beach.
SPEAKER_03I'm sorry, it does not be odd comment.
SPEAKER_04Like, what was that? I kind of like it though. It's quirky.
SPEAKER_03It was it's funny, it was odd.
SPEAKER_04They got to use a fun graphic of a pterodactyl. Okay, so they get on the bow, and then she has printed out all these big cardboard cutouts of their first year.
SPEAKER_03And I don't think that landed well.
SPEAKER_04It did not land well because so much people had work.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_04So it's like, let's not bring like it's almost like if I were to lose 50 pounds and then we went on something like a boat, and a friend of mine printed out like an old picture of the before me. Yeah, I would be like, really, like you to choose that picture. Yeah, like I'm different now, like I look better.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_04It's like that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Like, yeah, if I had someone I knew that lost a ton of weight and then they passed away, that's so weird. I don't know why I'm saying that. And then you use their like memorial picture of like an old picture when they were big.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04It's it's yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03But uh aside from you know, work, you know, work done or whatever, you know, a lot of them I feel have just aged well, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but also they have money and they do have of course the means to get at the minimum Botox.
SPEAKER_03Like the simplest change, for example, uh with Teresa, you know, the simplest change of simplest Teresa defin Vicky says humor okay let me finish what I was gonna say. No, forget the work done. I'm just talking about even just the hair color. I like her hair color now.
SPEAKER_04She used to have a two inch forehead.
SPEAKER_03It's true.
SPEAKER_04She definitely had that shit receded on purpose.
SPEAKER_03But you gotta admit, like, I just I feel the like the light.
SPEAKER_04Teresa 1 million percent. Sorry, not to to play devil's advocate new Vicky. No, I'm saying Teresa looks completely different.
SPEAKER_01Of course.
SPEAKER_04So by her saying, who do you think who do you think changed the most? Uh I think it's Teresa. And Teresa to get offended. It's like, no, bitch, like you do look the most different. Sorry.
SPEAKER_03But if uh if you were to answer who what color hair do you think looked better on her? Was it the lighting how it is now?
SPEAKER_04It doesn't even matter. Like she had a two-inch forehead, and I will dye off that.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_04Like she had a two-head, and she definitely got like I don't know what she does. I don't know how you do that. You get it threaded back, I don't know, but she has more of a forehead now.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_04Trust me, I watched Jersey from the first season.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_04It's completely different. She's a different person.
SPEAKER_03Oh, of course.
SPEAKER_04Okay, they all sit down and they're starting to talk, and they all want to say their most iconic moment. And then I know you love the part where Vicky isn't being listened to, so she does like a very loud, like, excuse me, or whatever.
SPEAKER_03Yes. It's like, can can can you stop being a fucking vibe killer?
SPEAKER_04But why can't I feel like I could see you being like that? Like, hello, like I'm trying to talk. Like I could see you being like that.
SPEAKER_03Well, here's the thing if everyone's getting the proper attention, you know what I mean? If everyone's paying attention to every single person, and then the moment you speak, like they're all like not, then I get it. But the thing is, is that you know, you have to understand it's that you're being a vibe killer. Vibe killer. That's what she's doing. Because everyone's like, oh, okay, like you we're yelling now. All right, that's cool, you know.
SPEAKER_04We have Kyle saying her most iconic moment was her running out with her cape in Amsterdam. Like, how is someone else's iconic moment you're trying to make it yours because you ran away?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that was sad.
SPEAKER_04You're in a cape, like as if anyone cares what you're wearing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that was sad because it's like that means you don't have shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03If that was your close. Agreed.
SPEAKER_04Lisa Barlow says her hot mic moment where she talks shit about Meredith, saying she slept with everyone in New York. That was good. I love that.
SPEAKER_03Oof. And then, you know, for her to be like, you know, yeah, you know, you gotta kind of eat crow, you know, it's like she was like, yep, gotta just take it.
SPEAKER_04Oh no, I that bugs me because I'm like, you just have this strong alliance with Meredith.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so we have Teresa, who I mean, everyone's like, obviously, we know yours, you know.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Um, the table quote flip.
SPEAKER_03Why did they that's the weirdest thing? They they say it's a table flip. No, it's not. It was a table raising. And honestly, I don't even think that it was gonna be a big deal, but I really feel that once she did it, she probably in her brain, she's like, I'm on TV, I really gotta commit to this shit. So I'm gonna really start making shit fall over, plates, drinks, shit, you know.
SPEAKER_04So well, she had rage and not like sorry, I said the word rage and it triggered me about Kristen suddenly, like, I had postpartum rage. Like, I'm not sitting here saying postpartum, like we get it, yeah. But like I just I don't know, at some point, like I just feel like she's resting on this postpartum thing a little bit too much. Well I have postpartum rage, like yeah, we I get hormonal. You see me, I'm like, I'm in a really bad mood. Not postpartum, but you know, I have really bad um PMS. But um I I'm not I'm not gonna berate you. I'm just not gonna I'm just gonna stop talking about we're not talking about the belly.
SPEAKER_03I'm just gonna refrain from saying anything.
SPEAKER_04So no, the point is I don't want you to yell at me anymore.
SPEAKER_03I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_04Oh my gosh. I'm not even PMSing yet. That's next week, babe. Be prepared.
SPEAKER_03Oh Jesus.
SPEAKER_04Okay, the point is Teresa starts actually. She you notice she started, she was like, When I went away, yeah. And I was like, Oh, here we go. But then she no, because that's how she always frames it, and it gets on my nerves. Yeah, and then she completely divulges and is like, when I went to jail, I never thought I went to would go to jail. And I'm like, okay, here we go. We're getting somewhere. Yes, okay. And then she starts talking about it and this and that. And I'm like, yes, yes, yes. Who who chimes in and ruins it by being like, I always pay my taxes without interest and without fees?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's like Vicky, shut the fuck up. Because Vicky, when she was talking about it, I'm like, Yes, yeah, please go on.
SPEAKER_01Exactly.
SPEAKER_03Add some more. I would like, yes, I was very, very invested in what she was saying, and fucking Vicky had to throw it's like, girl, we don't care if you're financially sound, we don't care. No one cares. It's not entertaining, good for you. That's a good thing, right? You know, whatever. I don't care, they don't care. No, and anyone watching don't care. You know what I mean? So stop it. I really hope that this oversaturation of Vicky is gonna be the end of it. That's it, done.
SPEAKER_04We have Luan with her iconic be cool, don't be like uncool. I love that line. Like, it's true. Like, we're not gonna have she should have said that to fucking clutching our pearls, like, be cool, don't be like uncool.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay, um, we're getting ready to go to I put the 80s bar, but the quiet woman 80s theme.
SPEAKER_03They would lose their fucking mind if they went. There's a bar uh, you know, somewhat close to our house called that 80s bar. And yeah, right.
SPEAKER_04They would think it's an absolute trash can.
SPEAKER_03Uh, from the outside it does look that way, but on the inside, it's just fun as hell. So, anyways.
SPEAKER_04We have Luann and Giselle, and they have a talk about Vicky and how like Luann's like, she's a mean girl, and then that she talks shit about Tamara on the boat, and Giselle thinks Tamara deserves to know. Now we heard what Vicky said. Yes, and again, to play devil's advocate, Vic Giselle spiced that spiced it up.
SPEAKER_03I thought I was being fucking gaslit. I was like, I don't remember this. I was like, did I was I just not paying attention? I was like, I don't remember this at all. And then, you know, obviously looking back, and I was like, she didn't fucking say that.
SPEAKER_04It was absolutely not, and when they watch it back, Tamara was gonna be like, Yeah, you didn't that you didn't say anything wrong. Um, so they're all ready, and then Kyle trying to be relevant, organized a prank for an old exhaust smelling van to come.
SPEAKER_03That was Kyle? Kyle. That wasn't Vicky trying to recreate that dumbass thing.
SPEAKER_04Kyle was like, just kidding, guys.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it was Kyle.
SPEAKER_03Maybe I wouldn't pay attention to that either, but it's just like, oh, I didn't I thought it was Vicky trying to recreate all this. Like huh, okay.
SPEAKER_04Alright. No, it was Wayne. Nice fail. They get there and they're they're meeting some of the old OC ladies. We have like Gina Keo. We have um Joe Delarosa or whatever, and I didn't see anyone else. Was that it? Just them two?
SPEAKER_03Uh Tamara.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah. Tamara and Shannon. Um, oh Heather DeBro.
SPEAKER_03Heather.
SPEAKER_04She comes with a cake with a broken bow because it was like her little memory of like, she ate the bow off my cake or whatever she said. Tamra's on his skates in like a thong, and then Shannon comes in and she like shades Tamara. Like, do you have your arrows right? And to defend Shannon, back in the day, they did not work out in thongs. They worked out with thongs with like sh uh spandex shorts under the thong.
SPEAKER_03Right, but that's what she was wearing.
SPEAKER_04She had nothing under, she was just wearing a thong. That's it. Ass showing. Back in the day, they would wear spandex like shorts with a thong over it.
SPEAKER_03I thought she was wearing like nude spandex.
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04She might have been wearing like um nylons, but it was that's what I meant. Okay, no, no, it was just her ass. They did not work out in just thongs back in the day. They wore out, they worked out with a thong over spandex shorts.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So yeah, like no one worked out like that. Like, I'm sorry, like I'm gonna say about that. Okay, so um what else? We all so Shannon comes, she's trying to do like she always tries to do like this Brett Michaels kind of thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04With like a bandana hair. She has like a suit.
SPEAKER_03It wasn't bad, you know.
SPEAKER_04Vicky's wig was just not no.
SPEAKER_03That was, yeah. Um, can we make a note of like Joe? I was the first Latina uh, you know, housewife, you know, or whatever. I cannot stand when anyone does that or whatever the heck.
SPEAKER_04She did that?
SPEAKER_03I could have sworn, or or she was definitely speaking Spanglish. It's like, you don't have to prove anything. You don't have to, you know, trust me, we don't care. You know, we we really don't.
SPEAKER_04You know what's cringe to me? What for me, if someone like talk all this shit about me and like for Vicky to stand up in front of everyone and talk about how Slade called her Miss Piggy and all this, yeah, like you're giving them power, like you are bringing attention to them.
SPEAKER_03Absolutely, you make a shrine with like candles with their pictures, like but here's the thing it's all like uh, you know, Vicky, you know, I'm not a Debbie Downer. Also, Vicky, let me talk about this long story about Slade and about all this stuff before we even you spent all this money on the opinion of one douche. Yeah, but not only that, but it's just like no one wants to hear this, and yet you want to, you know, go on multiple rants that you're not a Debbie Downer, but yet you're the biggest Debbie fucking downer. Like, it's like no, we just want to fucking drink and play the game or whatever. Yes.
SPEAKER_04But I also I did think Lisa was really sweet in the moment. Like, you know what I mean? She was like, you don't need to change. I don't know. Lisa's to me, we'll see there was an episode coming out tonight. We'll see if she's gonna maintain that, but I think she's kind of different outside of her house.
SPEAKER_03That's the thing is that yes, agreed. It's like when she's not talking to people she doesn't like or that she's arguing with or just some type of beef with or whatever, she really has a different type of cadence. As a matter of fact, like when you hear her voice, it's very light, you know, versus like again when she is you know in the thick of it and she's you know arguing with someone or whatever, it's like it's really, really it's a little bit more aggressive, but it's really different.
SPEAKER_04So if in this case is light, and I can't stand Lisa on Salt Lake.
SPEAKER_03Oh, agreed. I agree with you 100%.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we'll see. Um, and I personally I think it's gonna be funner, more fun, funner, um, to go into this new Salt Lake. If I find some kind of like for Lisa, I'm gonna go in with a clean slate for everyone, and I'm gonna judge it by that. Uh I'm gonna try to leave all my prior, I'm just gonna go clean slate. I think Bronwyn is gonna have a rough season, and I'm always gonna want to defend her because I'm always a Bronwyn defender, but I'm gonna go in without bias. That's what I'm gonna do.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because she had a rough end uh of last season.
SPEAKER_04Just seeing the trailer, it looks like she's gonna get a lot of heat. Let's just move forward.
SPEAKER_03To me, I like just real quick before we move forward. It to me, it's just it's gonna be I just wanna see because obviously trailers are just bits and pieces. And I just I to me, I still feel that you know, even after her son's death, you know, Mary should not have she shouldn't have. I know, you know.
SPEAKER_04Let's move forward. Yeah, um, Tamara makes a weird speech.
SPEAKER_03That was weird too. Like, okay, like like there's just so many times that I was I was watching this episode, I was like, okay. Yeah, like I gotta say, I probably did that maybe probably five times throughout this this episode.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Weird.
SPEAKER_04Um everyone who wasn't on the OC was really taken back by how loud I guess the OC people are.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah. You know, it just but then that's apparently like Bunkos their shit, you know. So it just it was it was boring. Tamra felt bad for everyone else.
SPEAKER_04Hires these three guys, put on ugly wigs, and come take score for the bunko. And then I like how Lisa, of course, Lisa and fucking livened up. Lisa, I thought it was funny how she had one of them, one of them take a selfie picture for them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And she's just like super particular. I related with that.
SPEAKER_03I'm very like, I yeah, there's a certain way.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Um, and that's another thing. I'm like, I relate to you, Lisa. What's happening here? Yeah, we have Giselle.
SPEAKER_02Do we just become best friends? Yup.
SPEAKER_04Do I like Lisa? This is crazy. Okay. I'm sure Salt Lake City will kick me right back to a we have Giselle who she starts the pot story and she asked Tamara, like, Oh, are you and Shannon cool? And then Shannon's like, I don't want to get into it.
SPEAKER_03You know damn well she knew about that whole season because she was like, I didn't watch the last season. Um, are you guys cool? Like, yeah, oh wow. That and she fucking lit that that nuclear bomb right there, just like Tamra says, I thought it was funny, or no, I'm sorry, I I wrote that.
SPEAKER_04I thought it was funny how Tamara was like, Well, I have a husband and I have kids going to college. And I'm like, first off, your daughter, I'm telling you this one million percent. She didn't go to music school in LA because she wants to be with her boyfriend Nico. Of course. Let's be real, yes.
SPEAKER_02And what about the other daughter?
SPEAKER_04At that time when you were filming, yeah, Sophia was probably going to go.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And now she's not. Okay, so cake on your face. But also, what like Ryan's an asshole.
SPEAKER_03What about the other daughter?
SPEAKER_04She doesn't talk to her.
SPEAKER_03I know, that's my point.
SPEAKER_04Um, your younger son, I mean, I don't know what his trajectory is, but I'm pretty sure Shannon's kids are going to universities or living in Paris. Like, chill out. Like, why do you have to try to make your kids seem like they're better? And so, yeah, she's like, I have a husband, I have kids going to college, and anyway, that really bugged me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Um, Shannon walks away and they're still kind of going back and forth, and then Tamara, fucking asshole. She just does the like gluk, glug, gluck, like the oh, drinking. And then I love how Shannon was like, the last time, you know, you told me I'll never see you drunk again. And then next scene you quit the show and you can't even form a sentence.
SPEAKER_03Yep. Crossfaded. You were crossfaded. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Like, oh, but of course, what's her crutch? Teddy.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_04What an insult. Like, I'm sure it's fine with Teddy, but it's not fine with me.
SPEAKER_03I'm so glad that Shannon fired back with that because that was like, oh fuck. Like, I just that was the best comeback because it was the absolute truth. She was fucking wasted. Like, oh yeah, gone, you know, and then yeah, for her to go and she could barely talk, it was fucking crazy. So it was rich to you know hear that from her because it's like, like, do you forget like the shit that you do? Like, you obviously forget, you know, but not just me.
SPEAKER_04Lisa, I love how she was in a confessional. Like, why are you talking about someone's worst moment where they made a bad decision and using it against them? I'm like, yes, Lisa. Agree. Again, I'm loving Lisa.
SPEAKER_03But you know, it's that and that's the thing. It's like, okay, this is this is, I feel probably the best comparison. So obviously, you know, we that was what, two uh two seasons ago or or one season ago, whatever. You know, about the the you know, the accident, you know, whatever. So that season, you know, after you know, they broke it out in the beginning of the season, you know, it really didn't at least didn't show up on the edit, but it she was never really a problem, you know, as far as drinking. So she drank, which uh, you know what, do it. Why not? Uh uh unless it's a problem. So my comparison is now if we go into now the valley with Danny, Danny Bucko, you know, obviously he has a problem. So he's very unpredictable. So obviously shit happens. He acts up, he does things, you know, whatever. So that's the hugest difference. You know, it's like, yeah, like if she was like him, or she was belligerent, she, you know, she popped off, you know, or whatever, all this stuff or whatever, then yeah, you have a leg to stand on to continuously berate her about the drinking part, you know, or whatever. But she doesn't have that issue, at least on camera. Well, she can say you drove and you drove into agreed, but much like what Lisa was saying is that okay, like that is like an ice cream.
SPEAKER_04Giselle tells Tamara in the bathroom about what Vicky said, but of course it's super embellished. And so Tamara was like, Wow, okay, I gotta talk to Vicky. She pulls Vicky and she's like, I heard you're talking shit, and then um I thought we were cool.
SPEAKER_03Like, why were you making it seem like you were hurt?
SPEAKER_04Vicki explains to her, like, oh, I just I'm scared of the drama that comes with you, and I don't want that in my life, but I wasn't talking shit, and then Vicky points her anger at Giselle, like, well, I don't want her in my life, and she's a potster, and I'm telling you right now she is, but this is gonna stay with her for the rest of her life. Yeah. Uh I mean that's pretty much it. They that's pretty much it. I mean, I was I enjoyed it. I wasn't like, this is amazing, but then when I saw the trailer, I just think every other one, every other housewife is gonna bring it more than Vicky did for this episode. So based on the trailer, I'm excited for the rest. It's gonna be a short season. We're not we're talking like what seven episodes.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I thought it would have been eight. Okay.
SPEAKER_04Um, you know, it's not like OC where we're probably gonna have to watch like it for the next three, four months. Um, but yeah, I liked it.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. Yeah, agreed. So let's do what we do.
SPEAKER_04Hero and zero, hero and zero. All right, who do you got?
SPEAKER_03Uh for me, uh, it was a very close one for the hero. Um, I gotta I landed with Luan. And um, one of the things was is that, you know, for real, like, like I said, Vicky was like, oh god, ad nauseum, like, stop. And then you want to do this fucking seance, or I don't know what the fuck. And I just got, she was like, you know what, why the fuck do we have this these pictures? And I love the fact that because we didn't say this right now in the pod, that she just straight smashed him to shit, you know. Yeah, I was like, fuck yeah, there we go. Now let's fucking party, let's drink, like, come on. So I love that. That was to me, and I just I love Luan, and I just felt like Luann has been Luann throughout, you know. Um, so definitely more Luan. I'm I'm all for it. And my zero, um, you know, god, dude, it's always gonna be fucking Tamara. It's always gonna be Tamara.
SPEAKER_04That's insane. I thought you were gonna say Vicky.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, agreed.
SPEAKER_04I'm sure I'll just stole my zero, so I'm gonna have to think of someone else.
SPEAKER_03Um uh because I'm sure we're gonna have plenty of opportunities to zero Vicky. So we're not gonna have many opportunities to zero Tamra on the show. So there we go. That's why. So, what about you? Who'd you pick?
SPEAKER_04Oh, is it's obvious Lisa. Yes. I'm loving Lisa, it could just be.
SPEAKER_03I love that.
SPEAKER_04I love her.
SPEAKER_03I love that.
SPEAKER_04I you just said that re what yesterday?
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_04I could have sworn you said that and you started imitating her.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. That's for weird.
SPEAKER_04That in itself is iconic.
SPEAKER_03It is iconic, yeah.
SPEAKER_04She's the most iconic, like one of the most iconic voices out of all housewives, anyway. And mind you, I'm not a Lisa fan, so this is very weird. And I'm just gonna do it.
SPEAKER_03It is super weird, yes.
SPEAKER_04And then my zero, you can go back if you want to our Salt Lake episodes. And I'm saying, I'm not joking, like probably five of them. My zeros are Lisa. So this is a different, different weird.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay, and then my zero, because you said Tamara. Um I'm gonna say someone random.
SPEAKER_03No, just say it.
SPEAKER_04No, say it. Kyle. She didn't tell my no, this is my zero. Kyle. Why? She she's a she tries too hard. She's really milking off this longest consecutive. Um, her prank was lame.
SPEAKER_03What about her twerking abilities?
SPEAKER_04Her twerk. Oh god.
SPEAKER_03We didn't even say that.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Um, I would never want to even for fun twerk against Portia. Like, no thanks. Um, honorable mention for Hero, Portia. She, it's so funny watching her interact with everyone.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Can't wait to see more.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Um, oh, but dude, she gets in uh whose face? Luan. Luann's face.
SPEAKER_04We'll see. We'll see about that.
SPEAKER_03That was fucking crazy. That was like, bitch, get up.
SPEAKER_04He's talking about the trailer.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Oh man, that that was that I can't wait.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But it's just like, damn, dude, like what the fuck happens where it gets to that point? I know. Because that's almost like blows are about to be thrown. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04We'll see. I like them both, so I'll I'll know how I feel when I dance.
SPEAKER_03We'll see. We'll see.
SPEAKER_04But that is it. Thank you for listening. We're gonna cover this whole season because it's short and it's I think it's gonna be fun.
SPEAKER_03So I'm gonna get you one of these times to admit that Vicky is gonna be a zero at least twice this season. For sure.
SPEAKER_04For you, but you for you to admit. But here's the thing: I don't like Vicky as a person. Like she's pretty awful.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04But I do think she's entertaining to hate on. Does that make sense? Anyway. All right.
SPEAKER_03Anyways. Okay. All right. Well, uh yeah, no. No woo-hoo.
SPEAKER_04Anyways, um, if we ever go to Puerto Vallarta, I am definitely gonna try to see Vicky at ondays. Better believe it.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I bet you anything onlays fucking sucks ass. It's probably keetering. Anyways, all right. Well, we're about to whoop it up right now. Off uh off uh off the you know, off the mic, you know. I'm just kidding. I'm not hey you you freaking pervert. Not talking about that.
SPEAKER_04I keed, I keyed. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_03Anyways, all right, well, regardless, fun episode. I always love our uh, you know, our season opener. So, anyways, well, we thank you, love you, see ya.
SPEAKER_04Bye.
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