House of Stassi Ep1-3 HOUSE OF (payroll)POSSE

We cover the first 3 episodes of House of Stassi!

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All Rilda. With Chris and Angela, covering all the phase from Vanderpunk to the valley of love is by every more. We got you.

SPEAKER_03 0:15

Chris and Angela. Let's go. Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of All Rilde Up Podcast. This is Chris.

SPEAKER_01 0:23

And this is Angela, and we are here to do a couple episodes, and we want to talk about House of Stasi. Okay, at this point, you've either seen it or you haven't, but you should.

SPEAKER_03 0:38

I agree.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Um let's talk about a little Vanderpump, right? You didn't like Stasi, right?

SPEAKER_03 0:48

At first, of course.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

Right.

SPEAKER_03 0:50

Because she was an asshole at first.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

You see, I felt differently. I'm gonna say why. That first episode where Katie and Kristen turned on Stassi and were having Jax's back.

SPEAKER_03 1:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

And she did not have them. So, yes, of course, she was like, whatever, with this asshole Frank.

SPEAKER_04 1:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

And they were hating on her for that. But it's like they weren't even being good friends to her because they were being like Team Jax. And then you find out, yeah, Jax did cheat on her. And for me, I'm like, no. I was always Team Stasi. But anyway, I digress. That was just a little history and my love for Stassi running deep.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

I know she gets a lot of shit. And I get it. She is that kind of per she's a strong personality, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:45

She definitely is, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Um, and sh we see that not much has changed, if I'm being honest.

SPEAKER_03 1:54

Let's be real, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

Okay. But having said that, we are here to talk about this brand new show. And in that same breath, we have a tradition here on All Rail Da podcast where we crap one open as we just did for Ultimate Girlship. And if you haven't heard that podcast, please tune in. If you don't like Vicky, you will be right there with Chris for that whole podcast.

SPEAKER_03 2:24

We can let's just have like a like a fan club, like an anti-fan club. You know what I mean? There we go. Sure.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

But again, I'm gonna crack this corona premiere open in honor of Stasi. And I mean, finally, she's made it happen, and I'm not mad at it. Sorry. Beautiful.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

Nice. Beautiful, beautiful. But uh, this is in my opinion, this is like the other valley, and I'm not talking about Valley Persian style, because that's that's its own thing, you know. But um, but yeah, this is like like I love, you know, I'm starting to, you know, really like the you know, the the VPR nostalgia, you know what I mean? Because in a way, but I guess that's a good thing, you know, because like you you gotta have this the nostalgia to pull people in, at least season one, you know, because you figure, you know, that's how it was for Valley season one, you know, and that that has now gone away because now they've kind of become their own, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 3:29

So we get this intro, okay. We see her acknowledging a lot of stuff, including her cancellation. Um, and we meet the cast. I mean, it's her sister Georgie. We have Bo's friend Rob, Taylor Strecker, her BFF, and Taylor's wife Taylor, but they're calling her Teddy. Uh Bo's sister she calls her Tay, I think. Georgia.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Um, obviously, we don't know it at the beginning, but Katie's coming back.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

But it's so funny. It's like, can you imagine? Like, what if my name was Angelo? You know? That'd be weird.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

You know, like, like, what would you call me? Like that's not even the point.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

That's still different names. I mean, this is Taylor with Taylor.

SPEAKER_03 4:23

I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Okay. Um imagine on their wedding invitation, she's like Taylor times two or something dumb.

SPEAKER_03 4:30

I know. Taylor Squared.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

Well, the premise is in the beginning that she was trying to pitch her show, right?

SPEAKER_04 4:38

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

So they had to do like a test pilot. And the whole argument there was pretty much, and I guess I did you see this on Villa? I don't think I finished Villa.

SPEAKER_03 4:52

No.

SPEAKER_01 4:53

So she was mad at Bo for getting his sister's name tattooed. I need to, I need to know your opinion on this. He got his sister, Georgia's name tattooed on him. Mind you. He met her later in life.

unknown 5:11

Right.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

She's a half-sister, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 5:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:13

Um, not too, I mean, they still he's in his 40s. I guess they met when he was early 20s. So that's still 20 years. Uh-huh. Um, what are your thoughts of him being like, no, I would not get your name tattooed, but he got Georgia's name tattooed of his later in life weirdly affectionate sister?

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Um, it is odd, but here's the thing. I don't know his mindset because I know there are some people that feel, well, you know My family's always gonna be my family. Yes, uh-huh. And I don't care what anyone says, like as far as for, you know, you love X person forever and you you can't imagine, you know, shit happens.

SPEAKER_01 5:59

No, not with us.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

I'm just saying, shit happens. So you figure, you know, and then it's like, okay, cool, cool, cool. Let's say you, you know, do break up, and let's say you do move on.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

You know, do you really it's called a cover-up tattoo? They're not that big a deal.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

But, you know, what if it's like massive, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 6:19

Okay, I don't think she's asking him to get like her name Stossy around like Jax did? Nine by no, he even Jax got like a little signature. Wasn't it on his No no no, it was like on his arm, and then he ended up getting like a koi fish over it or something.

SPEAKER_03 6:35

But okay, so remember how she lit up?

SPEAKER_01 6:38

Oh, totally.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Remember, they were broken up at that time, totally, and she lit the fuck up.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

I don't know why I lit up too. They were in um Arrowhead, yes, uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

Back at her, those were the days.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

Yeah. And then Tom performed with like opened up for the motels. That was so good. Okay. Oh wow. Uh, but her thing is like, oh, everyone always takes up for Bo, and everyone's like, oh, poor Bo, and then gives her shit because she's having this reaction about the tattoo. Um I don't really know how I feel about it. Like, I guess, I guess I would feel the same way. Because like, if you're willing to get a name, like what's in a name, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 7:20

That's the only thing I can think of. Obviously, I don't think he's divulged like the true reason why, you know, but I can only assume that's the reason why.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

Because it's just dumb though. Like, all she's saying is say you would. I'm not holding you to it. Just say you would. Like, how easy it's to be like then yeah, I would.

SPEAKER_03 7:37

Oh, yeah. If that if there's an out, yes, of course.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

I'm not asking you to do it, just say you would.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

Stubborn. Okay. Premier Day. What's premiere day? I don't even know. Um, Stasi goes to Vegas on a PJ because she's gonna do a show with Alex Cooper and Taylor. And um we talk about Bo who isn't working, so he's pretty much just the stay-at-home dad. And brutal, you know, yeah, I'm sure that will get old really fast. So his storyline is definitely gonna be that he wants to go back to work, and she is perplexed by this because she's like, I make so much money enough to support us. Like, you should kind of be happy you don't have to work.

SPEAKER_03 8:19

Yeah. What are your thoughts on that? This has always been his thing. This is not like a new thing. No, this has always been his like, you know, and it's understandable. It's like it's it's like it's your it's a way to be like to not be cooked up in the fucking house. Because guess what? It's not fucking fun to, you know, be a parent 24 fucking seven, you know. So yeah, of course, yeah. Am I a parent 24-7? Yeah, yeah, you know, definitely.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

But the thing is is that it's not to that degree with two little apples. Exactly, yes.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

It gets fucking boring. Not boring, but it gets old. Exhausting, yeah. Yes, it exhausting, and you figure it's like you can't even have two fucking seconds to yourself, you know, and it's just like you may want to, you know, like go and have a couple beers, you know, uh, you know, maybe after, you know, with your call.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

It sounds like we're defending Luke from the valley.

SPEAKER_03 9:17

You want to go fishing. Anyways, no, um, you know, um, no, but it's like it's in a way, it's like you're it's like, how can I say this? It's like your way to be like an adult.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

You know, because you're doing adult things, you know.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

So it's like I and you know, it's just you have to make yourself happy too, to be the best parent you can be, too.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

And I mean, mind you, they have a nanny that helps Yes, and that's what I don't get. Um, pretty much I can't think of her name, but she is there like eight hours a day.

SPEAKER_03 9:54

So she's an all-pair? Isn't that what they call the the live-in ones?

SPEAKER_01 9:59

I think that's I don't know. She doesn't live there.

SPEAKER_03 10:02

Oh, oh, she just uh full-time.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

Is that the difference between all the still pretentious and lame that anyone would use that if we're not in France? Um, let's just move forward. Back on the PJ, we get Taylor Strecker's introduction. In case you don't know, I've listened to the Stasi podcast and now she does it full time with Taylor Strecker. I've never in my life heard someone more with the brownest nose I've ever seen or heard in my life. Um, this woman is Stasi's ultimate yes woman.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 10:41

She is gonna have her back no matter what. We're talking the ultimate blind loyalty, the Stevie wonder of blind loyalty. We're talking, I'm not joking. I like Stasi says jump how high, like that status.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

And um even when she tries to slightly push back, she'll be like, no, but I totally hear what you're like, you know what I mean? She's just it's just so it makes me feel ill. I don't like it. I do not like Taylor Shrecker. Mind you, she's a Pisces, that's what I am. I wonder if I would be that way with Stasi. I'm insufferable. So am I looking in the mirror? I don't know. But anyway, so they're gonna go interview the Mormon Wives. Alex Cooper makes a cameo, whatever. They do the show. She FaceTimes Bo and the chaos in the background. Like absolute chaos. Screaming, like insane. I couldn't handle it.

SPEAKER_03 11:43

Yeah, but apparently, this is what she, you know, she wants him to, you know, do. She wants him to feel all this shit, you know. It's like, you know, it's come on. It that alone, it's like you should feel bad.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Yeah. You know, Stasi has lunch with Jesse from The Mormon Wives.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

And Jesse talks shit about Sheena, which, and this isn't the first time, this is not the only time we're gonna hear about Sheena on this show. And for me, I'm like, what are you guys doing? Like, she's going to feed off this. She's gonna go on our podcast, which she has, yeah, and be like, they can't keep my names out of their mouths. Yeah, you're giving her power, you guys. Stop bringing up her name. Same with Jesse. And now, yeah, Sheena was like, well, pretty much like fuck her.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:34

Anyway, whatever. Okay, so sauce sauce.

SPEAKER_03 12:39

Saucy.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Saucey. Stasie talks about Katie and that they had this falling out, but it was kind of more of like a ghost scene, if you will, because Katie, like it, it's just like one of those things where people kind of like drift apart.

SPEAKER_04 12:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

Katie was still on Vanderpump. Stasie was fired. There had to have been some annoyance. I'm sure if Katie went and hung out, she's talking about filming, Stassi's probably like, I don't want to hear this, right?

SPEAKER_03 13:08

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 13:09

And you know, and then whatever.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

I can imagine, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

Yeah, so um, but she wants to bring her on because she knows like Katie. I don't know, Katie could be good. And Katie was good, is good, on this, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_03 13:29

I just I really feel that there's too many yes women, you know, yeah, you know, to like it's that's where it's it's tough and it's very apparent, you know.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

Um Taylor's, yes, ma'am. Georgie, her sister is like scared of her, but Georgia's not gonna say shit to her.

SPEAKER_03 13:46

Same thing with Christina though, same thing.

SPEAKER_01 13:48

Christina absolutely is a yes woman for Saucy 2.

SPEAKER_03 13:52

You know, and it's just like I just I can't wait for these like these nothing sandwich fights, but it's just to mask the.

SPEAKER_01 14:01

I do believe they're deeply rooted though.

SPEAKER_03 14:03

No, understood. That's what I was saying. Just you know, it's it's these these nothing sandwich fights that are that are masking the fact that they're jealous that they have to share their quote unquote best friend.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

I don't I you keep saying nothing sandwich fights. I think they're deeply rooted, so they're not nothing sandwiches. Maybe what Taylor is.

SPEAKER_03 14:21

Something to us is what I'm saying. Nothing sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Something to me. Stossy is getting ready for her Halloween party. Of course, her theme is like bubonic plague, but no, only her, only she goes with her own theme.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Um, because Taylor comes as like Blake Lively, or no, Shakir. Who was that? I don't know. Blake Lively.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

Lame.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

But then what's it called? Um, I felt Georgie was she was like straight up blue, like, like you mean Tim Burden's Corpse's bride? Close enough. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

No, that's what she was.

SPEAKER_03 14:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

That's not bubonic. That's like Disney, right? Is that Disney?

SPEAKER_03 14:59

Yeah, but she's still dead.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

Doesn't matter. Bubonic plague. Okay, so she talks about how her and her sister, like, they don't really talk that much. We find out Bo does not like Haiti. That's like some you stuff. Like, that's not even it's tough.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

Here's here's it's tough.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

And for me, this has happened with us where I have a friend, and then we get in a fight, and then you're like, fuck her. And then I make up with the friend, and you're still like, fuck her. Like, it's no, it was our thing. If we resolved it, you need to you need to resolve it.

SPEAKER_03 15:37

Understood, but if we're talking about the friend that I think that we're talking about. No, we're not. I'm saying in general. Okay, well, I'm saying I'm ta now. I'm bringing I'm steering the the you know the story back to who you're talking about. I'm not gonna say a name, but the thing is that you know, guess what? Somehow, somehow, you guys are at odds again. You know what I mean? Surprise, surprise. So I have reason to, you know, because I feel I feel I can really read people. And that person is not a fucking friend.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

Sorry. Okay, well, I think Bo. I don't know. Bo, I used to think he was just like, oh, he's so sweet. I got a little, I think he's a little bit of a brat boy, but a brat boy, yeah. Party time. Georgie comes. Georgie. This is gonna be confusing because there's a Georgie, there's a Georgia, there's a Taylor, there's a Taylor. Um Georgie comes, and Stasi is like, ugh, she would try to look better than me.

SPEAKER_03 16:38

I thought she looked great.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

She looked really good.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Um, Katie and her boyfriend arrive. Nick?

SPEAKER_03 16:45

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Nick.

SPEAKER_03 16:46

Band.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

Um, kind of awkward. He's in sleeping with sirens. Um what what was sorry, we were talking about it when they did the Lake Arrowhead trip.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

We said Big Bear, but it it's Lake Arrowhead.

SPEAKER_03 17:00

Uh yeah. Um No, we said Lake Arrowhead.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

Oh, we did. Yes. Okay, good. Um Nick, obviously, I just said he's in sleeping with sirens, but Tom's band.

SPEAKER_03 17:12

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

Um, what was it called?

SPEAKER_03 17:16

Something arrow.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

Pierce the arrow.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

Oh yeah, Pierce the Arrow.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

And it just like like I need to know if Pierce the Veil was already a band, and they just kind of anyway.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

I just No, there's no fucking way. Pierce the Pierce the Veil isn't that old. I don't think I could be wrong. I as a matter of fact, maybe I can do some fact fact-finding.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

Okay, I'll continue. Um, okay, it's awkward once Katie and Nick arrive. And then Georgie wants to talk to Stasi, and she wrote it out in a letter, which really I hated it. Because when you read off something, it doesn't sound you know what I mean? Like it didn't sound heartfelt. It felt like she was just reading something off a page, which she wasn't.

SPEAKER_04 18:02

Right.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

I don't know. I didn't like it. Um, Stasi tells her she's being a victim. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 18:10

They formed in 2006.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

Then that was before Vanderpo.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

I just want I I don't know. I want to see what uh when uh you know when that episode aired. But uh but yeah, 2006. I wouldn't have never thought that they were that uh that old. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

Well, I looked it up and Pierce the Arrow filmed their whatever they opened up for the Motels in Lake Arrowhead in 2013. Wow. So uh do with that what you will.

SPEAKER_04 18:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

I'm not saying anyone copied anyone, but they just sound so similar. Okay, so Katie. Okay, um, I mean that that's pretty much it. It was just mainly about Stasi and Georgie, and Georgie wants to move into Stassi's, right?

SPEAKER_04 19:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Okay. Katie meets with Stassi at the Belmont. And the good old Belmont. The good old Belmont. And Katie wants to pretty much know why Stassi ghosted her, and then Stassi says, Well, you know, I was fired, I was postpartum. Okay, Kristen. Katie, sorry, okay, Kristen and I just kidding.

SPEAKER_03 19:33

I know I they were, but she's all like, I had postpartum rage.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:38

And she was saying, like, Katie's head was in the class, she wouldn't pay attention. I've actually I know people in my life where when I talk to them, I'm very good at listening. I make eye contact, I'm like, and there are people who will be looking at whatever is happening in the background, or they'll be like, oh, I gotta tell like there's just people where I'm like, you're not really paying attention to me. You're not a good listener. I'm not talking to you. I'm looking directly in your eyes and I'm telling you. But um maybe Katie wasn't being a good listener, I don't know, but this was Stasi's reason, and Katie is just like, I don't remember that. And then she was like, Well, you invited Sheena to your birthday party and didn't even invite her.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

That's that's crazy. Fucking brutal. Even like, because to me, it's like, oh god, so stupid. But that if it's like, if you just know the context, that's freaking brutal. Yeah, crazy brutal.

SPEAKER_01 20:48

So this is where Katie says one of the more iconic lines of the season is Katie, and we're gonna hear a lot about this. Yeah, she says, if I didn't come out of you or marry you, or on your payroll, then I don't get to be a part of your world. And Stasi knowing this shit is one million percent true, is like, oh, mic drop, like, yeah, okay. And it's like her saying that, it's like Stasi was like, Yeah, you're right. And so they're able to kind of make up on this first episode, yeah. And she asked her if she wants to come on the show, and here we are.

SPEAKER_03 21:35

Yeah, why and why the fuck not? Because it's like, what else are you doing? You know, your sandwich, your freaking 25 $25 sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

The sandwiches were really delicious. I bet you they were, but they are to Georgia. I can go to Chip Chick fil A and spend $18. Like, it's not that big of a difference, or we can go.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

To Chili's and spend $10.99 and get a chicken sandwich, get some fries, get unlimited chips and salsa, and a drink.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

First off, you do not get chips and salsa or fries. You get mashed potatoes and a salad.

SPEAKER_03 22:15

If it was my choice, I would totally do that.

SPEAKER_01 22:18

Episode two, Georgia scene. Um Georgia and Georgie, they're moving in. Georgia's already there.

SPEAKER_04 22:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:27

Not permanently, but she's here from Italy or whatever. Georgie is moving in, and I thought it was funny how when she comes in, she has like random bags, not suitcases, and Stassi's like, okay, even like a Walmart bag. Which I could never picture bougie ass Stasi going into a Walmart at any point in the last five years.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Hey, I you'd be surprised. You know, some you know, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

Stassi.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Understood.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

But then working principle alone and scared of someone taking her picture. Stassi has not walked into a Walmart. Let's be so real.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

Yeah, but I'm saying, you know, they got those basics that you just might need, and it's there.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

Doubt it. Okay. They talk of about a fight between Rob and Bo. So, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

That the basis of that, I just wanted to sock them in the fucking face. Like, who the fuck cares?

SPEAKER_01 23:27

Oh, because he wanted congratulations on the Yeah, who the who cares?

SPEAKER_03 23:31

Who was it?

SPEAKER_01 23:31

The Eagles?

SPEAKER_03 23:32

Yes. Who cares that your bandwagon fucking team won the Super Bowl? Like, get real. Here I was gonna say one thing in defense. I stopped myself.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

One thing in defense is he's from Philadelphia, so you can't really say bandwagon. Okay. Taylor and Teddy. Who cares? Taylor and Teddy, they go to see a lactation person. I don't care. Uh Stasi, she's getting ready for the Stranger Things premiere. Uh Lo, who barely gets to be on the show, that's her like assistant or whatever. Tells her she got to deal with Netflix, and now the podcast is gonna stream on Netflix.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

That's fucking huge, dude. That good for her.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

Good for her. Uh Bo is like, I want to go back to work. And Stasi's worried, she thinks it's gonna be a big problem, and that be if he wants to go back to work, she might have to scale back when she is at this peak in her career. And I agree. Like she's making more than you're gonna make as a casting person.

SPEAKER_03 24:34

So are you saying that you agree that he should shut the fuck up and just watch the kids?

SPEAKER_01 24:41

He has an eight-hour nanny.

SPEAKER_03 24:43

Understood. But the thing is is that you you yourself are the queen of I deserve this. You know what I mean? I worked hard, you know, or whatever. So I couldn't.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

Are you telling me if you became an influencer and made like a hundred thousand a month? Okay, you don't think and you were like, can you stay home and watch our baby Oliver? He's a our Frenchie.

SPEAKER_04 25:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Uh yeah. But I know a dog is different from kids, but to not have to work, you think I like to break my back at my job every day of the week? No.

SPEAKER_03 25:20

No, of course not.

SPEAKER_01 25:21

I would be delighted. That's just me.

SPEAKER_03 25:25

Let's say it was less brack brack break back breaking. Let's say it was less that, and let's say it was something where it was actually a semi-delight to be a you know a part of or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

What I'm saying is, Bo, uh you wait till those kids are old enough to go to school, then you can go get your nine to five.

SPEAKER_03 25:45

That's fair.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

Because now you're panning your kids off all day to a no, just wait till they go to school. Then you have a big window where they're there.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

That is fair.

SPEAKER_01 25:57

That's just my opinion.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

No, that's to that's completely fair. So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

Stasi sorry, no, Georgie meets up with Rob, and they're saying they never hooked up.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

I don't believe that for one fucking second.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

No, no one does.

SPEAKER_03 26:14

Not at all. And I love how this is like, you know, um, like it this is the walk, right?

SPEAKER_01 26:21

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 26:22

Yeah. It's like I love how it's like they're just they're just such ingredients in my opinion.

SPEAKER_01 26:28

Well, yeah, because they're walking, they're complaining.

SPEAKER_03 26:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

They're she's like, oh, now I'm their new nanny that they don't pay. You first off, you you are their aunt and you are living for free.

SPEAKER_03 26:38

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

And Stossi's paying for your stuff, let's be real.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

Yes, you know, exactly. You don't have a job. I'm glad I was it Taylor that that pointed it out. Like, like, girl, you're living there fucking for free. Like, that's the least you can do, you know? Like fuck off. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

Let them have some date nights. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

Date no date boy.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

Rob says Bo didn't talk to him at the party. But he wants an apology from Bo.

unknown 27:07

God.

SPEAKER_03 27:08

I just want to fucking slap him in the face, dude. Like, stop it. This is stupid. You know, like there's bigger problems to have. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

Bo goes to see Taylor. He brings like a birthing doll. Like, that that kind of stuff is stupid.

SPEAKER_03 27:26

That was dumb. That was weird.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

The point was that he starts to cry and says he feels like roommates, and I believe him 100%. This was a canon moment where he is just like, Yep, we are like roommates. You can tell there's it's just parenting, isolation. Freaking, she's probably gone all day.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

Ships crossing in the night, right? Yes. Yep. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

Um, so not good. Um Georgia and Teddy's birthday. They're having it at Hamburger Mary's. I've been, not to that one, but I've been to Hamburger Mary's. Very fun. Rob and Bo, they share an awkward hug. And then they talk. And there seems to be from what I take, they their point of contention is Bo being like, grow up.

SPEAKER_04 28:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

And Rob really kind of festers on that.

SPEAKER_04 28:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

Like, what do you think? You're more mature because you have a wife and kids, and I'm a single man your age as well. That's a point of contention.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

Yeah, agreed. Uh, but the thing is that when he he there is a point to it because if there is also a point of contention because you didn't congratulate me because my Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl, who the fuck cares? Who cares? If Chargers won a Super Bowl, I'm gonna fucking say it to you. I'm gonna be like, guess what? Now you can't say shit. We have a ring now. You know what I mean? I'm gonna talk all this shit to all these people. No, to all these people, and you're gonna know about it. Whether you congratulate me or not, I don't care. Because guess what? That's how I'd be. You know, let's be honest about it. But who cares? I'm not gonna be butter. That's the main thing. It's like, you know, there's bigger problems, there's bigger shit to fry, you know. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Taylor pulls Stasi to tell her about Bo's breakdown. This makes Stasi cry. And then they go home and they talk about it, and they really don't come to any resolution.

SPEAKER_03 29:41

Nor will they ever, because until he can get that release, you know, where he can, you know, like be his own person, you know, where he's not her fucking shadow or you know, whatever, like it's always gonna be a point of contention. Let's be this again, like I I didn't watch a whole lot of Villa or whatever. I watched the first season, I think to the end, you know, but it's just like um obviously when Stasi became a part of Villa because she wasn't there from day one, you know, it's like when he would visit that that's always been the point of contention for them. He's always said this, so this is not a new thing.

SPEAKER_01 30:22

Yeah. Episode three, I think we could fit one more episode in this episode.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

Yeah, fuck it. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

Stassi goes to see Christina Kelly. They talk about Katie, and Christina has an issue with her. She said that in Italy she wouldn't stop talking about Rob. I listened to And Vitamins 2, right? Or something like that? No, that was Taylor.

SPEAKER_04 30:46

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

Um on Katie and Dana Caithan's podcast, disrespectfully, Katie had some words about it. She was like, I mean, I didn't even know I Christina had issues with me. If she was annoyed with me in Italy, she certainly didn't tell me. That's I believe it's to tell on air that I had a crush on Rob is kind of like low too. Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 31:14

Yeah, agreed. You know, and I believe that because yeah, you know, if you don't fucking be like, oh, okay, got it. You know what I mean? Like, enough.

SPEAKER_01 31:23

Even with Taylor insane, and then also it's funny with the Taylor vitamin thing, yeah. Which later on Taylor's like, yeah, she talked for two hours about vitamins, and Katie's like, Dana, do I ever like I'm I eat Taco Bell every day? Like, am I a healthy person? Like, who's gonna sit there for hours and talk about vitamins? And Dana's like, I've never heard you speak anything like that. It's just very weird.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

It's funny. Like, how how is it that Taco Bell is always like like the go-to? Like everyone always says it's Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

Do you remember the Vanner Pump where who did they throw? Like, was it they threw like an engagement party for Katie and they had like they had those like three-tier things, like you know, from like a TV, yeah, and it just had like different Taco Bell items on them. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 32:13

Hey, well, uh Ken, I think you should say that you finally had a discovery of an ancient fucking Taco Bell thing.

SPEAKER_01 32:21

So you had messaged me recently. Uh we lived by the way, if you didn't know, if you're new here, we are married, we live together. I I'm speaking as if you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

Like we don't live together.

SPEAKER_01 32:32

Okay, so you had messaged me recently, and you were like, uh, Mexican pizza's our dollar. And I'm like, I have never had that, but I'm a like thrifty queen.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

I think that we also had just happened to have. We recently talk about it. Yes, yeah. And then it's like, oh, perfect, you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

Yeah. So I was like, you know what? A dollar, I'm there, and I got it, and then it just became this weird new obsession.

SPEAKER_03 33:02

Yes. Mexican pizza so good. Just might happen to be the aside from nacho fries, the best menu item that they have.

SPEAKER_01 33:11

But you know what I've heard everyone talking about that they say it's the best.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

What?

SPEAKER_01 33:16

I don't know, like incha.

SPEAKER_03 33:18

Enchorrito? That's ancient.

SPEAKER_01 33:20

That's no, was it enchorado? It's like a is that the one?

SPEAKER_03 33:23

Enchorrito, I'm telling you right now, yes. It is fantastic. Everyone talks about that. Yeah, but that's ancient. Like that's older than Mexican pizza. So all it is is just like a bean and cheese burrito with ground beef, uh, their ground beef, with wet and cheese on top. That's all it is. But it's fantastic. Okay. Yeah, it's simple, but it's great. Yeah. Because their uh enchilada sauce is great. So that's just me.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

Okay, we digress.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

I'm a big Taco Bell fan myself, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

Okay, we have a scene with Well was that it was Stassi and Christina Kelly? Pretty much, right?

SPEAKER_03 34:01

Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

Christina has beef with her. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:05

I'm telling you, this is gonna be it's gonna be her what?

SPEAKER_01 34:08

Uh Stassi tells Christina about the comment about being on the payroll.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

Which Stassi, I get it. Stassi wasn't she was saying it in a way like, and I was like, mic drop, like, and Christina was just started steering over the room.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

But the thing is, it's this is just the beginning of Christina versus um, you know, versus Katie and Taylor versus Katie, because again, no one's gonna want to share their best, their beloved best friend. But the thing is that where is the beef between Christina and Taylor?

SPEAKER_01 34:45

Yeah, it's uh it I don't even care. Okay, Katie and Ariana meet at something about her, and Katie's like, guess who I hung out with? Stassi, and then she's just telling her about it.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

And to be honest, I know I was talking shit earlier. I actually wouldn't mind giving it a shot, you know, trying one of their sandwiches. It's delicious. They're so expensive and it's so far away.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

It's so far.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:08

Stassi's house. Um, she's trying on clothes, and then Georgie comes in and she's like, I heard you're talking shit to the nanny.

unknown 35:17

Oof.

SPEAKER_01 35:18

You just see like Georgie being like, you know, complaining about Stassi.

SPEAKER_00 35:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:22

I get why Stasy's like, dude, you're living in my home, I'm paying for you, like, and you have the nerve to talk shit about me.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

I just see, I see why that would be annoying.

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Absolutely. But again, that's the only reason why she's on the show because there's too many fucking like brown nosers in the in her circle.

SPEAKER_01 35:42

And that's exactly what KD said. Okay, Georgie then deflects that conversation, and she's like, I'm having an issue communicating with Georgia. So then it starts this really, this is the big nothing burger of the season. Oh god. Georgie versus Georgia. Really, it's really nothing.

SPEAKER_03 36:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

Like Georgie complains a lot to Georgia and what that makes Georgia uncomfortable. Like, why can't they just both complain? Who cares? Okay, Saucy takes Bo to um the cemetery.

SPEAKER_03 36:17

That was weird.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

Right? What's it called? What's that? Hollywood?

SPEAKER_03 36:20

Hollywood Forever. Forever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:23

This is where Bo proposed to Saucy. So they have concerts there. I know. That's weird. I would love to go.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

Um I actually thought this scene was sweet. And they play one of those card games. We have a couple of those.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

And they're talking about, oh, when did you first know you loved me or whatever? And then they bring up Coachella that they were on Molly, and they were like, I can't wait to marry you. And then and I just I did feel like it brought up, you know what I mean? It kind of took him back a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:56

I thought it was sweet. And they she's like, When I got canceled, like, why don't you have resentment? Like, because you got canceled too. Proxy, you know? I don't know. Okay. Georgia goes to Taylor. Sorry, Georgie goes to Taylor's and Rob is there. And Georgie's just venting. And this is where I think you said, like, Taylor in a confessional, of course, yeah. Is like kind of like, why are you complaining? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 37:25

Yes. You know, it's like you you live there for free. You fucking freeloader. You know, like at least you can do that.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:35

It's like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 37:36

Um, this is where Taylor's like, oh, yeah, I don't love Katie. She talked about vitamins for two and a half hours. I don't believe that. I'm sorry, I just don't. Um whatever. That scene was whatever. Stassi gets Botox and she talks to Georgia.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

She's just like, what the fuck is going on? Like, is this what Americans do? Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 38:02

All up her neck and everything. I'm like, how do you move your neck after that? Georgia says that Georgie says that she's a terrifying person, like a monster. And then Stassi's just like, dude, she's so two-faced. Yeah. You know what I mean? She doesn't tell me this.

SPEAKER_04 38:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:21

So, because I mean, in Stassi's head, she's like, What like where would you be, right? Like, you know what I mean? Like living with mom in Lake Arrowhead.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

It's very fair to say.

SPEAKER_01 38:34

Yeah. So, and then just finding little things out later, like, oh, I paid for your wedding, and like it just seems like Stasi supports everyone, but I don't know. And I get it. I know Stassi's not some like sweetie pie. I get it.

SPEAKER_03 38:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:50

But uh also don't bite the hand that feeds you.

SPEAKER_03 38:53

Absolutely. That's one of my favorite uh 90 stands.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

Dinner party. Georgie is cooking all the food. It actually looks pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 39:04

Yes, I agree.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

And everyone is loving it. And Taylor is talking shit on Katie, and I just put jealous. She is so insecure about Katie. And a lot of people, you know, nostalgic people are like, they're back together. Oh my gosh. And I know that's probably driving Taylor insane.

SPEAKER_03 39:25

Probably Christine Kelly, too. Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

Taylor is just a different level, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 39:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 39:32

Okay. Um.

SPEAKER_03 39:34

But she's not exempt from it. You know she's feeling that.

SPEAKER_01 39:38

Stassi tells Katie about Georgie's shit talking, and then Katie's like, you know what this calls for? A vintage ambush. And I was like, yes. And then we get the ambush in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_03 39:50

Oof.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

She's like.

SPEAKER_03 39:52

Hook, line, and sinker, dude, right there.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

Um her said, like, Stassi's just like, you're not grateful. I mean, at least as much as Stasi thinks she should be, right?

SPEAKER_03 40:04

Right.

SPEAKER_01 40:05

And, you know, Georgie. She just has a way of saying a lot of nothing. Right?

SPEAKER_03 40:12

Yes. Like dancing around the absolute nothing. Yes. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

So I mean, that really didn't really do much. Christina Cali arrives. You know what I noticed about Christina Callie? She arrives late to everything.

SPEAKER_03 40:27

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

And then she has to go home.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

Early.

SPEAKER_01 40:31

Early. I don't like that. You're filming a show. If I was filming a show, sorry. Like, dad's gonna have to put the baby to sleep.

SPEAKER_04 40:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:43

And I hate, oh, you haven't seen this. Later on, she's like, I could be home with my kid. Like, shut up.

SPEAKER_03 40:50

Then go do it.

SPEAKER_01 40:51

Then go. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 40:52

Like you were a minor VPR person anyway, so it's like fuck off.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

Oh, and then of course she'd be like, I didn't want to be on that show. I did Katie a favor by filming with her. Like, shut up. Oh, she gets on my nerves. Anyway. And she never got on my nerves, ever.

SPEAKER_04 41:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:07

Throughout Vanderpunk. Right. I thought she was great.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:10

Okay, so and Christina's like, oh, it's convenient. Katie's here, of course. First off, Saucy has said this. She asked Katie. Katie wasn't, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like asking. Oh, so I heard you're might be doing a show. No. Stasie needed Katie. Sorry. And anyway, that annoys her. And then Christina and Taylor talk outside about Katie, and then Christina tells Taylor the payroll comment. And they are so Katie and Dana are throwing like a lesbian night for Georgie in the fourth episode.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

And first off, Taylor has an issue with that, which got on my nerves. Bitch, like you were married to a man, okay?

SPEAKER_03 42:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

For years.

SPEAKER_03 42:03

Right.

SPEAKER_01 42:04

And then you decided to become a late, late-in-like lesbian. I'm sorry. Like, that doesn't mean you get to just suddenly be an all-star, gold star lesbian.

SPEAKER_04 42:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

Like, oh, the bi people, like.

SPEAKER_04 42:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

Sorry, girl. Like, by definition, your life is bi. Okay, babe. Like, ugh. Dude, Taylor gets on my nerves big time. And so she's like hating on that. Like, shouldn't the lesbians have thrown the lesbian party? Anyway, whatever. I'm just I'm very annoyed. And that's where we end it. So, I mean, that's it. First three episodes. That's what we're gonna cover today.

SPEAKER_03 42:44

So far, I love it. Um, the one thing I do not love is being under the Hulu umbrella. Wow. Because because Hulu, like, come on, stop fucking releasing the whole damn season all at once. Knock it off. You know, like do what everyone else does. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

Okay, one major thing before we wrap it up.

SPEAKER_03 43:06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 43:07

I didn't even meant we didn't even mention on this whole thing. This whole show is about breaking the fourth wall, right?

SPEAKER_04 43:16

Oh, shatters it.

SPEAKER_01 43:18

Yeah, I mean, like, some people think it's annoying. Some people, and I will admit, okay, here's people's harps. She talks about Chris Shenter too much thought thoughts.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

Of course. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 43:30

Also, the ding with like a stupid fact, or I don't mind that. You don't mind it. I don't mind that.

SPEAKER_03 43:38

Because it's no different from like if you any housewife show where you know they recall, like, you know, to call someone out on their bullshit, you know, it's like, well, here's the proof. And sometimes they'll have you'll see a clip. Yeah, you'll see the clip, and then you'll see an arrow pointing down, or you know, something like that, you know, and it's just like it's no different from that, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

Okay. Um I don't know. Stassi. Thoughts on her?

SPEAKER_03 44:03

It's uh, I mean, the she's an asshole. The house of Stasi. It's all about her.

SPEAKER_01 44:09

Like I mean, for goodness sake, her podcast is called Stossy.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

Right. And the sooner you can just accept it, the the bet the the sooner we can move on, you know, move forward.

SPEAKER_01 44:23

Most people that I've heard don't like it, but said they enjoyed watching it. So to me, that's hypocrisy.

SPEAKER_03 44:30

Like to me, it's like it's it's just a good, like a good, like, kind of like valley-esque, you know, like VPR nostalgia, you know. Like I said, we need that for season one. Let's see if they can grow their own wings and then kind of be their own thing where they don't need to rely on VPR nostalgia, and then there we go.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

All right, so far, Hero Zero. We don't have to do the whole intro. Oh, um, so far on these episodes. Quick rapid fire.

SPEAKER_03 44:59

Uh, I gotta say, uh, it's I'll let me think about my hero, but zero for sure is Rob.

SPEAKER_01 45:05

Rob, he's you give a zero, I give a hero.

SPEAKER_03 45:11

Fucking child. Like, who cares?

SPEAKER_01 45:14

You give the zero, I give the hero, your zero is Rob, my hero's Katie. Swooped on in to level like imagine watching a show where everyone's just kissing Saucy's ass. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 45:26

Yeah, yeah, agreed.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

Whatever. Katie, hero.

SPEAKER_03 45:30

I'll give you that. I'll seems he's on the on the hero there. There we go.

SPEAKER_01 45:34

Well, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

Yes, love you.

SPEAKER_01 45:38

See ya.

SPEAKER_00 45:43

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