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THE BRITISH ARE COMING BANTER AND BULLSHIT
THE THESHITSHOWS talk about the women's takeover of the show last week, we answer some emails and attempt to make a soon to be fan LCA happy or mad she spent $80 to hear a song , since we really are not a cover band or a band at all. and we discuss some BRITISH topics
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Hey, what's up, bro? Hola man, that was a pretty good show last week, wasn't it? Man, fuck that shit, them fucking women. All they did was bash us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean shit. I need to go to marriage counseling after last week.
Speaker 1:I fucking have done more shit around my house than I normally do. I took my wife's car and had it oil changed.
Speaker 2:Cleaned us up. Cleaned us up, I went and had it detailed.
Speaker 1:Now, I didn't do it myself, but I paid to have it done. Well, yeah, but it's a thought that counts. Does it matter when I have to remind her that, hey, did you notice your car was clean? Hey, you notice, I got your oil changed for you. I was fishing for it?
Speaker 2:She wasn't just going to dish them out. She didn't just come out and tell you hey, Wait until she gets home and sees all the other things I've done. Ooh yeah, it ain't much, make it a blowie.
Speaker 1:I need one of those lick tickets. Oh yeah, Like my boys got.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got Buddy R's. He got a $5 bill. No, I will say that the ladies killed it.
Speaker 1:The stats said it. You know there's a lot of feedback. I will say that on a single day download, there was more downloads a single day than that we've had yet today, and that's pretty bad. Yeah, that's cool. So either we need to step our game up or we need to just bash our fucking wives no, they could do that week after week.
Speaker 2:They'd run out of shit. Talk about you can only bash us for so long right, but it was a good show.
Speaker 1:It was a good show, I enjoyed it, they enjoyed themselves, I enjoyed it, they enjoyed themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was fun hearing it for the first time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I laughed out loud. You know, it was in my room while I was editing.
Speaker 2:Well, it's fun hearing it, like when you're driving down the road in the car, but we hear the same shit all the time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pretty much. My buddy Nick was going to call the FCC.
Speaker 2:He don't even know that. He don't know how to work his phone.
Speaker 1:No, he has no clue what those acronym means.
Speaker 2:He just knows.
Speaker 1:FCC right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it. That is it, man.
Speaker 1:Man, what else we got going on? Man, you got St Patrick's Day. This week it is St Patty's.
Speaker 2:Day.
Speaker 1:It is, I'm excited. Are you excited?
Speaker 2:I'm excited you gonna dress up. I'm gonna wear my Leprechaun outfit.
Speaker 1:I think you got my hat. You should be wearing my top hat. You still got my hat. I don't know, the big Leprechaun one. Ain't no telling where that thing is. If not, I got some more, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2:You know me, I got extra, my wife told me, so I have to have an outfit, bro.
Speaker 1:I tell you what. I've got two, maybe three, one coming today.
Speaker 2:You got options? Oh yeah, I got options. Bro, you know me. What is a female Producer? Can you look that up or give it to us? What is a female. Cause, you know like if I act like a girl, you can call me Michelle, and if Stephanie's acting like a boy, we can call her Stefan. What would be a girl for Craig Curly?
Speaker 1:Badass.
Speaker 2:I mean Because, like I talked about, a week before last, I got in trouble. I almost got shunned from everything in life.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm letting you know I'm coming in hot. I snitched you out on the fucking Mardi Gras.
Speaker 2:I got you know what. I may have a mixture of fucking outfits, Okay, okay, okay. Can I ask some questions that you just answered? Sure, why not? Is, are your thighs and butt cheeks going to be out in any of these costumes? No, it's a neighborhood thing it's a full-on costume. Oh yeah, Everything's covered.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm not going to say I won't get naked later Because my undergarments are green too.
Speaker 2:I thought about getting some green tassels.
Speaker 1:What are you going to hang on my tits? Hey, we got tits when are our tits, son of a bitch. She has gotten rid of them, dude. They're not even up here.
Speaker 2:I'll find them. They had made it to the trash because she ain't been out there yet?
Speaker 1:No, I just smelled them.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:What do fake tits smell like? Bro, I've been like my hand.
Speaker 2:I've been rubbing the out of them. What is? What does that fake tisma like? Like my dick, I've been rubbing it all day, bro you just started playing with them yesterday.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, who's these?
Speaker 2:see they're, uh, they're very stress relieving.
Speaker 1:I like man, I'm taking them. No, I'm not, but I'm definitely going to wear them. Oh, you know what I'm going to wear my tits for St Paddy's Day. Big shout out to Modern for the tits, if my wife didn't throw them away, dude.
Speaker 2:I don't think. I think they're all barking, though, by like I said the things are around here somewhere she's just doing.
Speaker 1:hide them, right, right well, I mean, oh, I see them, I foresee them. Look, they're like perfectly set there next to each other they look nice.
Speaker 2:So how's your week, man? How's?
Speaker 1:it was a good week man, um, we um, of course, had a lot going on.
Speaker 2:You know, had the baby in town this past weekend we went to the for the baby, for the babies we went to um the aquarium, Aquarium mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Bro, we pulled up and my wife.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got to hear this story.
Speaker 1:My wife bought tickets online, right, oh yeah. So we pull up and I see the line is like outside the door it was raining, by the way, yeah, outside the door, around the corner, and then inside the tunnel. It was like echoing back and forth, you know, like zigzag. Yeah, she goes. Maybe those are people that didn't buy tickets. And I looked at her and I said, baby, I know you're smarter than that, she goes. Well, you never know. I was like, I promise you, everybody bought tickets the same way you bought tickets. Exactly, we got in line. Sure enough, man, we made old poor Jose go out and stand in the rain with an umbrella at least.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know but it was fun we had a good time.
Speaker 1:She had a good time. Oh man, she loved it. She loved the sharks.
Speaker 2:And she knows, she'll yell out shark. Oh, she kept saying fish.
Speaker 1:She also called Seth a stupid asshole. Yeah, he probably deserved it he kept poking her in the back and I hear her go stop stupid asshole.
Speaker 2:I'm like he goes, did she say?
Speaker 1:that I was like. She said that Selina gets in the car and I said, hey, aunt Rosie said stupid asshole, she goes mm-mm. Me say fish. So she's learned by the backtrack, bro. I love it. She had a good time.
Speaker 2:She enjoyed theger, I love it. Backtrack, bro, I love it.
Speaker 1:She had a good time. She enjoyed the birds. I'm making noises throughout the thing. She's loving it. Man, you know they serve alcohol at the corner. Why wouldn't they, bro? When I made that corner and I seen that they had liquor oh my God.
Speaker 2:It was like, oh, it was a whole new day.
Speaker 1:I was very happy Celine. I was like very happy Celine's, like where did you go? I was like I'm Get a double Tito's splash cranberry and a margarita. I had two, I was double fisting.
Speaker 2:I was like can I just stay in here? Mimi didn't want a wine. No, no, no. She wasn't going to do it with the grandbaby. Then she had a margarita.
Speaker 1:She had a margarita that for two margaritas I wouldn't have gave a shit. That would have been $70.
Speaker 2:Walk my happy ass to.
Speaker 1:Hooters Right, fuck, it was raining, though man, it was cold.
Speaker 2:I seen the alligator.
Speaker 1:It was cool shit.
Speaker 2:It was good to see her. Y'all came over after that and we had a little crawfish, small little boil for us man, just the way she lights up when she sees her grandmother when she sees her grandmother.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and vice versa you know, yeah, that woman. I tell you what that right there. You know we talk about moving. That was going to be right there. It's going to be hard. All I got to do is just keep Shelby away for about a week, two weeks, not let Rosie call. She'd be like fuck that we're not moving. She wouldn't move down to Houston, right Fuck?
Speaker 2:She'd be like fuck that we're not moving.
Speaker 1:She would've moved down to Houston. Right, fuck that, fuck that You're not moving to Houston, mm-mm, mm-mm. And Shelby's not moving in with us either. Oh yeah, you know that ain't happening to you. I'll be living with y'all three days a week.
Speaker 2:Yep, then go home for one day and then turn right back around. You know the rules.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but St Patty is coming up and we got April Fool's coming up.
Speaker 2:I'm not big on April Fool's.
Speaker 1:I think we should pull a fucking gigantic prank dude.
Speaker 2:Well, that's going to be kind of tough, because the people we're going to do it on are probably going to listen to this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know we don't do it to people that listen that. We know we fucking do it to random people at Fresh.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you wouldn't die or something maybe.
Speaker 1:Let's pull some like what's that show? There's three friends that you know. They pull pranks on each other.
Speaker 2:Oh behavior.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:That's what the fuck we need to do Impractical jokers. We need to pull that off inside Fresh, like give us some ideas, like off the top of the dome, like what would be a good prank.
Speaker 1:Oh, bro, I could shoot you by accident. No, that would probably get us arrested. Okay, but what if we got in a balloon fight, just a random or a fruit fight in the produce aisle me, you and Nick?
Speaker 2:We'd still go to jail. By the way, I don't think we would.
Speaker 1:I think we'd pay for the fruit, but we could pull some shit like that or you got one better.
Speaker 2:How about I walk out with a pizza Because I can't really run yet?
Speaker 1:So how about I?
Speaker 2:walk out with a pizza and you just snatch it and I'll be like help, Because I'm crippled. Then I'm going to go to jail.
Speaker 1:But I won't press charges. I still think you'll probably go to jail, but what I could do is I could go in there and get you know, wear some really dark shades and have a stick, bro, and just knock shit over everywhere. Dude, that would y'all would somehow.
Speaker 2:Why would you want to do that? No, no, no, we'd pick it up later. We're not picking it up later. They're going to tell us to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 1:Well, we would have to go. Maybe we should go somewhere else other than Fresh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe Somewhere other than our, where we live.
Speaker 1:Neighborhood? Yeah, we'll go to Greenville.
Speaker 2:There we go. I like that.
Speaker 1:I like that we can pull some shit off, or we could just go to a restaurant and just order water.
Speaker 2:And just sit there and see how long before they kick us out? Yeah, that'd be fucking boring.
Speaker 1:I would like another glass of water, please Can.
Speaker 2:Can I get some free? We'll go to Olive Garden and just start asking for their breadsticks.
Speaker 1:Hey, not order any fucking food, just order water.
Speaker 2:You're like, hey, I'm going to order something in a minute. Can we go and get the salad? I don't know Because they've done that before.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll just order water. That would be some fun. We need to figure out something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I'm a prankster kind of guy I don't like the shit done to me, so Well, it ain't really ill-willed, it's making people laugh, I know, but I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 1:When I was in high school, me and my buddies would go to the mall and I would trip on purpose and wax dude Like hit the ground wham. Old ladies trying to help pick me up. Oh baby, oh baby, I'd act like I was hurting. Oh baby, I'd act like I was hurting you, you know how they put the signs up in the walkways in advertisement.
Speaker 1:I would trip into those and knock them down. My buddy, do it again, do it again, do it again or fall down the escalator. I'd do that now. I'd break a hip, oh Lord. But we could pull some shit off.
Speaker 2:I promise you, I think we'd come up with some decent ideas that wouldn't cause any harm. I would have just watched the.
Speaker 1:Cracker Jokers one time and just walk up to random people and we got Jackson in the house. Jackson.
Speaker 2:Our mascot right here. You can see him on the TV if you watch us. Yep, yep.
Speaker 1:So I wanted to do this British takeover. We were going to do it in British accents, but I don't think me, and you have the British accent in us, I fucking have the British.
Speaker 2:I've got British in me. Let's hear it, it's in me all day long.
Speaker 1:The only thing I know is In the poppy.
Speaker 2:In the what.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly the poppy In the poppy.
Speaker 2:I take it a pass. You know, not a piss, I take it a pass. It sounds more Italian than anything.
Speaker 1:Well, you don't say A, you say ah, you know, like water that's.
Speaker 2:Chinese. How's about we go to the market and get a bit of chicken for dinner tonight?
Speaker 1:Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2:There you go. You know the great Tonight. For dinner we got blood pudding.
Speaker 1:Blood, blood pudding. You got a fog. A fog that's a cigarette, they call it. What A fog.
Speaker 2:A fag Fog you got a fag, you got a fog. That's a cigarette.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a cigarette.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to look that up. You just got to be saying some shit. No, dude, a fag is a cigarette in London, britain.
Speaker 1:I promise you walks up and says you got a fag, you want to share a fag. You know it's definitely. It's a cigarette, supposedly Yep, so you know. If you wanted to rent a chippy, you know what a chippy is in London and Britain. If I want to win a chippy, if you want to rent a chippy or pay for a chippy, Is that a cab? No, it's a whore.
Speaker 2:Right on and it's legal in some areas. I just want to say that I'm a big fan of the chippies, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a bloke. You know what a bloke is.
Speaker 2:A bloke is like a buddy.
Speaker 1:No, it's an American male. This fucking bloke over here, huh.
Speaker 2:So it'd be like, hey, we have terms for Yankees and stuff like that. Yes, yes, okay, right on.
Speaker 1:It's sad they have a derogatory term towards us. I'm highly offended right now, but guess what?
Speaker 2:We kicked their ass. We did Remember the British are coming. The British are coming, we can do it again, all it takes is a civil war.
Speaker 1:It wasn't even a civil war, it was a revolution.
Speaker 2:That's how we got the.
Speaker 1:Star-Spangled Banner yeah.
Speaker 2:You know that.
Speaker 1:That's when Betsy Ross, that's when she sold the flag. Back then there was only 12.
Speaker 2:I thought it was 13.
Speaker 1:Might have been 13. What did they call them colonies? Yeah, yeah, I thought it was 12, but whatever, we're good with that.
Speaker 2:You're probably right, I'm probably wrong.
Speaker 1:I mean, they did steal it from the fucking, my people, the Indians. It was our land to begin with. Everybody said this is our land, motherfucker? No, this was our land. It was our land. All you illegals, the.
Speaker 2:Spaniards was here first no sir maybe we stole it from you yes, my people are very upset.
Speaker 1:If anybody needs reparations, it's us.
Speaker 2:I want a casino, dammit, I want corn and fucking a mule 40 acres and a mule.
Speaker 1:That's what they were handing out Shit let's do it.
Speaker 2:Let's go protest. I don't think they're going to give it to us.
Speaker 1:They gave us some cigarettes.
Speaker 2:Some fogs, some fogs.
Speaker 1:So I got another one for you yeah let's do it. You know what a chin wag. A chin wag. Can you, can I, can I ask for?
Speaker 2:a sentence. Uh, or is that going to give it away? Me and my buddy were having a chin wag. Uh, that's got to be some type of food no, it's a friendly conversation, wow that is so stupid to say me and my boy are talking I got another one.
Speaker 1:You got a bag roll. You got a. You got the bag roll, you got the. Do your british accent say you got the bag row bag row. That is a roll of toilet paper and a bagsy, a bagsy boy.
Speaker 2:I got bagsy I hate to say, these people sound stupid you know, you know what a bagsy means a bagsy. Do you sentence please? Uh, I got bagsy I got bagsy, I got aids, it's like it's called shotgun or dibs so which? What would you rather say hey, I got, I got Bagsy, or I got shotgun motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Well, we gangster here in the fucking United States.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't have to add motherfucker, this one is going to really fuck you up. In the words of my boy. I was overcusin'.
Speaker 1:What is well scum.
Speaker 2:Well scum, well scum, I would think it would be well lard. It is spitting of semen. Now I will say I like that one, you want to say that one again Wellscum, wellscum.
Speaker 1:You want me to use that one in a sentence.
Speaker 2:I'm finna give my baby some wellscum tonight.
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 2:What's that in your ear, girl? Is that wellscum Is?
Speaker 1:that wellscum in your ear, man, I tell you you ain't got no more.
Speaker 2:I was having fun with it. Let's go.
Speaker 1:So you know it is illegal to jack off a horse in public. I'm sorry, it's legal to jack a horse off in public, but it's illegal to jack off a man in public. Well, I mean, that makes no sense, right.
Speaker 2:And this is in Britain right.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's weird as shit.
Speaker 1:Is it yeah?
Speaker 2:Number one. Why would you want to jack off a horse?
Speaker 1:They do it all the time.
Speaker 2:And it's for medical purposes.
Speaker 1:Maybe it's just for the Welsh gum Medical purposes and jackass characters. Bro all. I know if you could do that in public. You should be able to masturbate, have you seen?
Speaker 2:a horse cock.
Speaker 1:It's offensive.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's offensive, and yeah, it's offensive and aggressive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's got like a mushroom tip on the end. It's kind of weird.
Speaker 2:Sometimes it drags the ground. It's kind of awkward.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2:If it was in hot lava, it'd be in a little bit of trouble.
Speaker 1:What the fuck. I think his feet would be in trouble too.
Speaker 2:I don't know Damn horse cock's longer than the feet. It seems like I don't know Damn horse cock's longer than the feet. It seems like, oh shit, Standing up on the dick.
Speaker 1:All right, I got some more fun facts.
Speaker 2:Okay, I like fun facts. I'm a big fun fact guy.
Speaker 1:Okay, for the first time in English, an Englishman used an umbrella to use as protection from rain. You know what it was used before that? What To protect from the sun? That's some dumb shit, right. Why would you make an umbrella to protect yourself in the Sun without the rain?
Speaker 2:well, that's not they did that back in the days, but the fact that they still carry that tradition but if you look at, if you watch all those old movies. They're all walking around with those umbrellas during the Sun, says they don't get sunburned because they didn't have. Well, they didn't have bullfrog back then, so they'd had no welcome. Yeah, well, scummy also the radio the dudes had plenty of Well, they didn't have Bullfrog back then, so they didn't have no.
Speaker 1:Wellscum. Yeah, wellscum either. Also the Raincoat. The dudes had plenty of Wellscum. The Raincoat was invented in fucking Britain.
Speaker 2:That's a condom.
Speaker 1:It says Raincoat Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Gregory C.
Speaker 1:Gregory Cock.
Speaker 2:Well, no, that's what we call condoms here, oh, but would it repeat that again?
Speaker 1:Oh, it is Macintosh shortly. The British called the raincoat Mac Motherfucker. It is a condom. Look at you.
Speaker 2:Did you review these?
Speaker 1:No, okay, you know the World Wide Web was invented in Britain. It was yeah, the United States controls it, but Remember that line it does. They invented it in Britain but they didn't have the capacity to do it, so they stole it, just like they stole the. United States. They stole everything. Let's go and the homeland of golf.
Speaker 2:What else was it? Did you have any more? What else came from Britain? It can't be too much.
Speaker 1:The puzzle was first invented in fucking Britain.
Speaker 2:Sounds right about right. Fuck yeah, fucking idiots Driving on the wrong side of the road, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:So you know, in England a pet can be taken only with permission of special services, Meaning you know how we have special service for our Elderly, For our special needs kids. Yeah, they have them for pets, so you can't just get rid of them.
Speaker 2:My wife is looking up the information now. Hey, I didn't make this shit up. I don't want to leave them in the house for two hours In Britain it is forbidden to smoke in enclosed premises. Okay, I respect that. Like cigarettes kill yeah.
Speaker 1:Did you know? Visiting an Englishman and this happens with me and you all the time visiting an Englishman without an invitation is considered bad manner and he can simply close the door before you enter. You could just fucking close the door if I just showed up. Yeah, that's dumb as shit that is dumb, here we go. Got one. You know in the UK a melody from the advertisement movies. You don't hear advertisements in their movies. There's no ads, there are no commercials. Did you know that? I mean there's not ads.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean on TV? Yeah, on TV. So everything's uninterrupted when you watch it.
Speaker 1:Oh, I didn't know that. And then, as the show ends, then they'll run an ad, but everything's uninterrupted.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool, all righty. I hate ads. I'm a big non-ad guy. That's why I don't watch ads, that's why I didn't like the truffle butter ad man the truffle butter was selling big time. Stephanie asked for some of that for her steak tonight.
Speaker 1:So do we want to get to these emails? Yeah, because we have one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got one email. It's a pretty interesting email. I don't know how this came about, but we're going to go ahead and do this. Shit shows 2025.
Speaker 1:Go.
Speaker 2:This is the coolest part of the show, where we read your emails on the low.
Speaker 1:But the best part is hearing me flow.
Speaker 2:So let's get to this shit, bro. You know I am totally excited, before I get to this email, that I think I officially have my first groupie.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Listening to the show last week, Miss Selena knows the email song Word for Word. She does she does.
Speaker 1:That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:You know what groupies do. What do they do?
Speaker 1:They get whale scum all over them. I hear it a lot. They get whale scum all over them, yes, and she would get arrested in London for jacking you up apparently.
Speaker 2:All right, so we got a new band. We got paid by the way we got paid. We got $80 sent to us from Miss Chloe Angel.
Speaker 1:And she wanted.
Speaker 2:I'm assuming she sent it to the wrong place, but we're not refunding it. I think she was at a concert and she wanted us to sing Oasis Wonderwall. So, I don't know if everybody remembers that song, but it's from way back in the day.
Speaker 1:This is to you, lauren. Yeah, oasis, baby, thanks for the $80.
Speaker 2:Who remembers this song. Let's see if I can do it justice. Oh.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Today. Today is going to be the day I think they were. British, they're going to throw it back to you. Oh all, right, now you should have somehow realized that you got it through. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. Yes, lauren, this is to you, baby girl, let's go Backbeat. The word is on the street that your fire's in your heart is out Best $80 you spent.
Speaker 2:I'm sure you heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt. We love you, Lauren. Sure, you heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt. We love you, Lorne. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. And all the roads we have to talk are winding and all the lights that lead us there are blinding. Blinding, and all the lights that lead us there are blinding.
Speaker 1:Blinding, there are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how. Now, maybe that's my favorite part, because maybe you want to be my baby, you want to be the one that saves me.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know that one.
Speaker 1:And after all, we're going to need to give that $80 back.
Speaker 2:You're my wonderwall. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. We appreciate that $80. We've already spent it on vodka.
Speaker 1:And sweet tea baby. So we appreciate you. Keep sending your money, keep making donations we actually. And sweet tea baby, yeah, so we appreciate you. Keep sending your money, keep making donations we actually really enjoy them. I was shocked. And then I was.
Speaker 2:I put it to you like this If every follower we have could send us $10,000, we would be straight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know I'm down with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so reach down, dig dig.
Speaker 1:Hey, down with that, yeah, so reach down, dig, dig.
Speaker 2:hey, venmo is dig down into those, those cushions. I know you got it in you. Hey, now start talking like hey, now a thousand's not enough, we need eight thousand. If you want to be cheap, we're here if you want to be saved. Jesus saves well, hey man, I had fun I had a great time.
Speaker 1:I liked this.
Speaker 2:I liked being back. I didn't like the broad inskies taking over our show. I was afraid we weren't going to have a show after that. Well, bullshit, we're not letting that happen.
Speaker 1:I was afraid they were going to take over completely.
Speaker 2:I'm putting a security code up here to the studio and I'm they call it. She can only come in here if she's escorted.
Speaker 1:That's what it is.
Speaker 2:She's a chippy, she is a chippy. She's a chippy that's about to get that whale skull motor. All right, you guys have a great week. Thank you so much.
