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Why does she always look at us like we're dumb? Because we are dumb.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the shit shows, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:What up, peeps, how you doing.
Speaker 2:She's looking at us because it's true.
Speaker 1:She goes. Okay, is it ready? We're waiting on her.
Speaker 2:We are dumb. Alright so what up big dog, not much man.
Speaker 1:How you doing, how was your week?
Speaker 2:Weekend was good. Just tired, man, just tired, man, just tired. I don't know why.
Speaker 1:Man, I tell you what. It's only Monday and I am whooped. I think I'm getting lazy. I think it rained all weekend. Yeah, that's the reason I think I'm.
Speaker 2:And it was chilly.
Speaker 1:And it was chilly.
Speaker 2:Fire weather. We burned a fire from like 10 am or 11 am whenever we got home until we went to bed last night Went through a whole lot of wood Wood.
Speaker 1:Did you really go through a whole lot of wood, went through a whole lot of?
Speaker 2:wood. We'll watch the season finale of our favorite show right now the White Lotus.
Speaker 1:I hear everybody's Googling this White Lotus. It's like the number one reason things that people are Googling.
Speaker 2:The finale. Go ahead and ruin it for everybody the couple with the girl, the English girl with the big teeth, and her boyfriend. They die, they gone. Oh, okay, sorry, spoiler alert.
Speaker 3:I love when we fucking spoil it, you know this season of White Lotus, though, was very dark yeah it was not my favorite. Normally it was like you know, crazy humor, stupid humor, something that you know the drama kept you going, but this one was kind of dark.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 1:It was good. Like I said, it wasn't my favorite season. I still think my favorite season. How many seasons are there?
Speaker 2:I haven't seen any this was the third and there are only eight episodes, so it's not like it drags you out for a whole half a year, so this was the third.
Speaker 3:This one was in Thailand, last season was in France, italy, somewhere in there, italy, something like that, and then Hawaii was the first I'll tell you, what Do you find yourself?
Speaker 1:well, I know you do, because you watch all these movies and sitcoms. Not sitcom, you do because you watch all these. You know movies and sitcoms and yeah, not sitcoms, but episodes that run one after another, for yeah, like for instance you know the Sopranos. Yeah, how many. How many episodes of Sopranos each season?
Speaker 2:um, I want to say it was 16. How many?
Speaker 1:seasons eight, nine seven, that's a lot yeah, I get bored about three seasons into a show and I'm like I feel like it's the same thing. It's repeat, wash and repeat the same thing. It's just different characters or different, you know. That's why, when Game of Thrones, I got burned out on Game of Thrones, even though I got addicted quickly to it. I was wrecked because I'd watch it driving.
Speaker 2:So you are. We say this all the time Stephanie's stepbrother.
Speaker 3:You and him are alike.
Speaker 2:Y'all can't. It's like you get hyped up about something. Her stepbrother will get hyped up about like let's just say, a TV show and then three episodes in. He's like I'm over it. It's like bro you.
Speaker 1:I'll watch it, but then again I won't. Like we haven't watched the last, believe it or not, the last two episodes of Yellowstone. Oh yeah, and it's just because I don't want it to end or something. You know Yellowstone's different, something like Sopranos. I could watch Sopranos but I'd have to watch it like you do, just kind of like in the background. Yeah well, I, like you do, just kind of like in the background.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, I watch it in the background because I've seen it 23 fucking times Now. The Wire.
Speaker 1:I think I watch the Wire. You know, wire to wire.
Speaker 2:Well, when you get into shows like, let's just say, for instance, the Blacklist, the Blacklist there's like 10 seasons and there's 24 episodes.
Speaker 1:And they're all the same, though Similar they are, but I mean, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2:It's one plot twist after the other and then, a couple of seasons later, they bring the same plot twist, but they switch it up in a different way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the same shit over and over again. But I don't mind it, I'm a simple man. Yeah, I think my attention to detail.
Speaker 2:Well, first off, your attention span period is not the best.
Speaker 1:Well squirrel, squirrel. No no, not exactly Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2:That's just you. Yes, for instance our old host. If you want to compare, you can talk shit to me too, but for you you lose focus really quick. You get hyped up, then you lose focus. Nick just acts like staring at the sky. What Do what?
Speaker 3:Oh, you're talking to me. I'm going to tell him he's going to hear it.
Speaker 2:That's my boy.
Speaker 1:I have a rumor that he may be coming on the show.
Speaker 2:He's still in. What do they call that? When you come back?
Speaker 1:Post-traumatic stress syndrome. Yeah, like when the people came back from space. Ptsd when.
Speaker 2:Elon brought him back. He's still recovering. He's not fully. He's trying to get out in public a little bit, little by little, little by little.
Speaker 1:So look forward to that episode Definitely.
Speaker 2:Can't wait to have him back. It should be Gotta be prepared for him.
Speaker 1:So I got a gun here in Texas.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Another one.
Speaker 2:Another one.
Speaker 1:Who does?
Speaker 2:that, dj Khaled? Yeah, I should my twin brother.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow.
Speaker 2:You don't act like him though?
Speaker 1:No, because he hangs out at dating parties. No, I don't. But you know I went in and you know I purchased a gun online, had it shipped over To my local, you know dealership, ffl dealer, you know.
Speaker 2:What'd you get?
Speaker 1:A new 1911 and another AR.
Speaker 2:Was that 1911? That's called a Kimber.
Speaker 1:Yes, it was a Kimber.
Speaker 3:How'd you know?
Speaker 2:Motherfucker. I'm telling you right now I'm like fucking Rambo.
Speaker 1:They were having a sale and um, you know, that's what I, that's what I right now I'm like fucking Rambo.
Speaker 2:They were having a sale. That's what I always say when I buy something. It was on sale.
Speaker 1:You know, and I did some side work, so I kind of earned it. My wife doesn't know that I bought it yet, but she hadn't seen it.
Speaker 3:Now she does Congratulations.
Speaker 1:I hadn't bought a gun in years.
Speaker 2:You know it's sad that our wives find out shit when they listen to the podcast. Or when they don't listen and they don't find out True story.
Speaker 1:They're like how come you didn't tell me how about you listen to the show?
Speaker 2:I think Selena just tunes off after the email song. She loves that email song, probably.
Speaker 1:But you know, it is easy to buy a gun, well I to buy a gun, well, I guess, if you don't have no real record, or yeah. Yeah, I went in there and fill out my paperwork, you know, I guess, maybe because I have a license to carry. But there was a guy in front of me and he had no license to carry, but they ran his background, boom, he was in and out same day supposedly, once you get cleared, it's pretty easy mine's easy.
Speaker 1:I mean literally, I'm in and out, they see that I have an LTC and they don't even question. Basically, you fill out the form and it automatically goes through. But this guy had to fill out all the paperwork, you know, and instantly walked in and walked out. But you know, I've heard of people that have to wait four or five days, ten days, whatever it is.
Speaker 2:I just walk in there and say do you know who the fuck I am? I'm from the shit shows what.
Speaker 1:You know I was buying the guy oh, it's a really nice gun, you should have bought it from us. I'm like, well, I got a good deal, he goes. Well, how much did you pay for it? And I'm like, well, yeah, that was a better deal than you could have got here, but for the transfer fee I still would have saved $100. Or I did save $100 buying it where I bought it, even with the transfer fee. You know, buying a gun, people these days are buying guns left and right because they're not sure what this government or not really government what this society is going to do. It's the society.
Speaker 2:It's the crazy. It's not the fucking. Well, the government's crazy, but you look on social media, it's the people that are fucking absolutely out of their minds right now.
Speaker 1:And they read into so much of this bullshit. You know it either comes from the left or the right. It comes from both of them, but then they get hyper-focused on it and that's all they can think. What people don't understand is Donald Trump is doing exactly what he ran on.
Speaker 2:What he said he was going to do yeah To a T yeah.
Speaker 1:And now there's people upset about it.
Speaker 2:Well, and this is where social media comes into play. It's because Donald Trump's doing just not a surprise. He's doing exactly what he said he was going to do. But the problem is is you get the people on social media, for instance, all the stuff he's done in the last what? Two months, eight weeks he's been in office, 80% of that stuff that he's done. We haven't really seen the payoff Right. Problem is is you get these people on the internet pro-Trump people and they're acting like it's happened already. What gets on my nerves right now is and let me finish before you because I'll sound like some crazy person probably, but right now, with the stock market, the way it is.
Speaker 2:what I don't like is watching these people on the news who are making millions of dollars, Like these people are on Fox News. Like what was it? Pete Hicks said he was like worth six million dollars. So you get these people who have money to play with. I was watching Fox this morning. They had a guy on who? He's a real estate investor millionaire, close to being a billionaire. He talked about covid and when covid happened, market crash kind of like it is now, but it recovers.
Speaker 2:I know the market's going to recover. It's not going to just fall off the face of the earth and the we're going to have the zombie apocalypse and all that stuff. But the problem is is you're still you're playing with people's money. Yeah, and when I watched the news, I watched it before we did the show and you get these people on Fox and they're like you know, just calm down, just calm down, everything's gonna be all right. There's people out there that they don't have millions of dollars to play with and there's a lot of people on Social Security right now who don't have millions to play with. So, calm down with that whole. Stop overreacting. Yes, it's going to play out, but not everybody can lose 5 million dollars and worry about gaining it back in a year.
Speaker 2:I know my 401k took a hit everyone's did, but it's going to, and it did the last time the markets crashed. It's going to come back. It did it when Biden.
Speaker 1:It came back it, did it when.
Speaker 2:COVID came back. It's always going to come back, but don't down. Talk the people who are suffering, who are paranoid? They're not suffering because it hasn't really really hit. If we start going we're talking about a month or two of this then people can start really really freaking out. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, I think it's all based on these tariffs.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, no, no, no doubt.
Speaker 1:What people don't realize is all these countries are coming back saying, okay, we're going to drop all our tariffs.
Speaker 2:Well, and once again, that's what they're saying. They're saying five countries, or 10, 15 countries have already called that's what they are saying to get out to make the people. Do we really know that?
Speaker 3:No, we don't know that. And are they dropping them, reducing them, or just in talks to see what we?
Speaker 2:can negotiate. They probably it's going. Here's the thing it's going to happen. It's going to take some time. We just can't fall first it's going to be some hardball, but that's the whole problem. I don't like that either Of just trying to be the big bully, because we know we can't.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:Did you see the list?
Speaker 1:No, I saw everything. We're only asking half of what all these other countries are charging us.
Speaker 2:I understand that.
Speaker 1:And people are pissed off about it. What the fuck?
Speaker 2:But it's a double edged sword, because I've heard many things about well people over the uu.
Speaker 2:It's the slave labor they're using, cheap labor, using this. We want to bring it back to this country and make better. What are we going to do? Because I'll be honest with you, for, yes, people over in china and taiwan or they're making like a dollar a day or some shit like that. I understand that part. Different country, different way of life, but over here our minimum wage is slave fucking labor. How the fuck do you make it off of fucking less than $10 an hour? No, I agree. So how are you talking about bringing jobs over here and factories and you're going to have to pay people money to do so?
Speaker 1:That means the product's going to go up, everything's going to go up, which is fine.
Speaker 2:I'm fine with as long as we're producing it here. But the thing is is why can't we do that?
Speaker 3:now.
Speaker 2:Why are we not taking care of the people now? Because you have companies big major companies right now who are in the United States that are still paying their people half ass. Because they can Other than that, I mean, but it's all going to happen, it's all going to even out.
Speaker 1:Do you see the effects of this in his term?
Speaker 2:No, exactly, but that's my problem is they're acting like it's oh, he's already done this, this no, in four years, five years, whenever we get it then you give him his problem.
Speaker 1:You can't give anybody props, I don't care who it is, right until we see the fruit, that the fruit like with the whole border.
Speaker 2:Give him all the props on that. He did it. He's doing it. Boom, there you go. He gets props on that because we've seen the progress in that. We're not seeing anything on tariffs and once again, you can't, because price up. You can't sit here and say fuck Trump, he did this. He's not doing this Because it is. I don't need Trump to tell me it's going to get better before or it's going to get worse before it gets better. That's fucking common sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just know. You can't stop the bleeding until you know period, until you find the problem.
Speaker 3:And period until you find the problem, and then I can sympathize with something like we. Or was it this?
Speaker 2:past weekend you had the. What was that called? What was the protest? What was it called?
Speaker 3:It was today the hands-off protest. Was it today? Okay, my fault.
Speaker 2:So you have this hands-off protest People out there protesting.
Speaker 3:You let them protest. The MAGA wants to make fun of them, blah, blah, blah. Whatever, I think they have a problem with Doge because of Elon Musk. Now.
Speaker 2:I will say this I'm completely against destroying people's property.
Speaker 3:I've said this before on Tesla and all that stuff.
Speaker 2:If I was to see somebody damaging Tesla, I'm probably going to step in, because I can't stand people messing with my car, so I would probably going to step in Because I can't stand people messing with my car, so I would probably step in on that but at the same time, I can understand why people are against Elon being the head of Doge because it's a conflict of interest, because he has so many government billions of dollars in government contracts.
Speaker 1:I can see where they have a problem. I believe he's going to step down soon.
Speaker 2:Well no he is, but the whole deal. He started this and which I'm completely fine with. The thing is this shit should have been done decades ago.
Speaker 1:I mean, you want to go through a list of just a few?
Speaker 2:Well, it all boils. I know some of the things, but that's the whole point. Is you start throwing out these numbers like the?
Speaker 3:50 million dollars for condoms in india or wherever you start throwing out these, but but?
Speaker 2:but what are we right now? They're just numbers thrown on a wall.
Speaker 1:You're not, you're telling us, but you're not really showing us. Well, they kind of are. They're telling us the money that they put being paid, I mean here's one. Here's what you're gonna love. Love this one. $2,841,600 to support the Fulbright Scholar Program. Pending the availability of federal year 23 funds the current expires, so that's basically international education.
Speaker 3:Right, they got rid of it. But like I know they're saying they're getting rid of these, but were they not signed like an agreement? Like, let's just say, two years ago it was a four-year deal or a ten-year deal? How can they just come in there and just say, oh nope, cut it slice it, I'm sure it was by executive order.
Speaker 1:I'm sure there was contracts. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 2:Sure, there was contracts, yeah, but no, that brings up I didn't even think about that. That brings up a good point Like I want to dig into that they canceled these contracts, but did they have to pay them out, right?
Speaker 1:Not most of them.
Speaker 2:I mean for what I can say, well, the recruit and development of new talent for the Department of foreign services, I mean, from what I can you know, recruit 222 000 a year. No, we here's. The thing we all know is we all know that the government, the problem I have is everybody wants to sit here and say oh, it's the democrats, the democrats.
Speaker 3:The problem I have is like republicans are part of the corruption republicans actually was part of this at one point, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Is you get?
Speaker 1:social media is so big. Tiktok pushes this agenda, pushes it, pushes it to where these people believe it and you know it's like already on TikTok.
Speaker 3:Fucking Trump this morning said don't be a I think he called it a panicker or something like that fucking Trump this morning.
Speaker 2:The maggots are already on TikTok using yeah, don't be a panicker, they just mock every word.
Speaker 3:It's so fucking annoying, like be your own person Like you can love Trump love what he's doing, but you don't have to mock everything and repeat everything. Like you can love Trump Because he comes out and says yeah, I just canceled the McRib, because it's bad for you. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Trump's number one. He canceled the McRib because it's bad for us.
Speaker 3:That's the way they are. If you can't stand on your own two feet.
Speaker 2:I cannot respect you, I can't.
Speaker 3:I can be your friend. I'm not going to not be your friend because you're a Biden supporter or you're a Trump supporter.
Speaker 2:I can be your friend. But I don't know what you're talking about. If that's all you can do is if you can't tell me. If I ask you, can you name me one thing that you disagree with on?
Speaker 3:Trump.
Speaker 2:If that's all you can do, is if I ask you can you name me one thing that you disagree with on Trump, because I can tell you billions of things that Biden can't.
Speaker 3:I can tell you billions, I can tell you a lot Said he did lie.
Speaker 2:He said he was going to do.
Speaker 1:Lasted his term. I will say what I do like. Said he did lie. He said he was going to do.
Speaker 2:Lasted his term Prosecuted.
Speaker 1:I lied what I do like. They got their hands full with other things Prosecuted.
Speaker 2:Well, they still talk every fucking day, this fucking bitch.
Speaker 1:They got their hands full. Yeah, because the last you know. But I would say they got a year to do that. Stand on your own two feet. We'll give them a year. Eventually, you got to quit. After that January 20th, you're killing everybody. Whoa, We'll give them a year.
Speaker 2:Fbi January 20th you're killing everybody, cash Patel, fbi.
Speaker 3:That's Such a cool name. He's a fucking psycho, but that's cool. I do like his name too, you know they say he sponsored the January 6th singing.
Speaker 1:They say he sponsored the album they put out. Who knows if he did I don't think he sold any copies. Oh, I'm pretty sure he sold copies. I don't think he sold any copies. Showman, do we have any? Oh, I'm pretty sure Showman do we have any.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm pretty sure. Oh yes, Email time, guys. Shit shows 2024, let's go. This is the coolest part of the show, where we read your emails on the low. But the best part is hearing me flow, so let's get to this shit, bro. Pussy in the studio, pussy in the studio. We got a couple of emails today. We got a couple of emails today. Can I see photos of you guys? Yes, you can. Can I see photos of you guys? Yes, you can.
Speaker 3:Can I see photos of you guys? Come up on that Ben Mower Zale though, but you can look at our Facebook page.
Speaker 2:It's at the.
Speaker 3:Ben Mower Zale though.
Speaker 1:You can look at our Facebook page. On YouTube it's at the Shit Shows.
Speaker 2:Podcast, is that right?
Speaker 1:That's all one word On YouTube it's at the Shitshows.
Speaker 2:Podcast. That's all one word. On YouTube it's at the Shitshows Podcast.
Speaker 1:Or request via email at Craig at the Shitshowscom. That's C-R-E-I-G, or request via email at Craig at the Shitshowscom, or you can also call and request them at.
Speaker 2:What's that?
Speaker 1:number, mr Producer, or you can also call and request them at.
Speaker 2:What's that?
Speaker 1:number, mr Producer, or you could also call and request him at what's that number.
Speaker 3:Mr Producer, no wrong song. 903-224-553. No wrong song 903-224-553.
Speaker 2:You're actually calling us in prison, so you might hear a. That is a direct number. You're getting a collect call from us.
Speaker 3:You're actually calling us in prison. Also, Mr Richard E Palmer, I'm getting a collect call from.
Speaker 2:Also Mr.
Speaker 3:Richard.
Speaker 2:E Palmer hey, would you like to be on the show? Hey, would you like to be on the show? But basically, would you like to be on the show? Yeah, I don't know, want to know if you could be on the show. But basically, a live run, what are we going to do in a live run.
Speaker 1:Wanted to know if you could be on the show when you do a live run. Hey, we'd like to be on the show. Yeah, yeah, I think we're getting close. Hey, we'd like to be on the show.
Speaker 2:I understand that.
Speaker 3:I should read it all in one sentence, probably. But anyways, yeah, we're getting ready, we're getting there. I told you. But anyways, yeah, we're getting ready, we're getting there. I told you we have full-time jobs. This is just a hobby we come up with.
Speaker 2:So we're sure we're getting there and we finally got us a producer For now. Yes, for now.
Speaker 3:I don't do some of it Very fucking boring. I thought we were going with.
Speaker 2:Steph For now. Steph, that's very fucking boring. Your mama. So I'm going to call him and tell him Thanks for the emails, by the way. Wow, I look forward to it. I need some juicy emails. I was thanks for the emails, by the way. Ask me if I got a sexual fetish or something. Man, I need some juicy emails. I do need to sit up.
Speaker 1:I'm the most untechnical I guess I need to sit up here.
Speaker 3:I do need to sit up. I'm the most untechnical.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting for the marital advice question. I guess I need to show you how to do it, hey guys.
Speaker 3:That way you get to Mike.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting for the marital advice question I have to go through a lot of this spam.
Speaker 3:What would you do if? Or?
Speaker 1:how would you?
Speaker 2:handle. I have to go through it.
Speaker 1:A lot of it is spam.
Speaker 2:A lot of it. Is somebody trying to sell us something or spam or some bullshit.
Speaker 1:But if we get 10 a week, I'd say three of them are spam or some bullshit.
Speaker 2:She's literally got to go through every one of them. No, please tell me I didn't. I think I did. No, please tell me I didn't.
Speaker 1:I think I did, I did get one.
Speaker 2:Let's see if I can bring it up.
Speaker 1:Craig, talk about something for me. I did get one. Let's see if I can bring it up. It was definitely a voicemail. All it said was ball sack.
Speaker 3:On a voicemail. I wish I didn't All it said was ball sack.
Speaker 1:It was a great one.
Speaker 3:On a voicemail.
Speaker 1:I wish I didn't, if I could find it, I wish.
Speaker 3:I didn't, if I could find it.
Speaker 1:It was a great one. It definitely caught me off guard. I mean not really, and I think it was from our friend. It definitely caught me off guard. I mean not really, and I think it was from our friend. I think it was it didn't leave a name or anything. Oh, no I think it was because it didn't leave a name or anything it could have been.
Speaker 2:It just Because it didn't leave a name or anything. It could have been Just balsa yesterday. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:It could have been one of my kids' friends too.
Speaker 2:It could have been it could have been Okay, so yesterday I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm finished, I forget shit. So yesterday we're sitting there and watching TV. Get a text message 7.32 pm.
Speaker 3:Good day.
Speaker 2:Get a text message.
Speaker 3:Good day, Michael Spelled my name wrong, by the way. How's your day going?
Speaker 2:Going good and yours. How can I help you?
Speaker 3:So this is my business phone, by the way, because I don't know, I said, going good, it comes through as a Gmail. And yours how can I help you? Very nice, because I don't know.
Speaker 2:It comes through.
Speaker 3:I assume it's a she. Oh, okay, good, it's nice talking to you. On here again she says good, well, I assume it's a she.
Speaker 2:Good, it's nice talking to you on here again. Can I see a picture of?
Speaker 3:you. I said yeah, nice, try. Guess we've talked before. I don't remember, just got my phone back over a couple months now.
Speaker 2:She said oh sorry, my bad, I see you, that's the picture she sent me. I sent her that picture, so I sent her that picture this is a picture that.
Speaker 3:Craig sent us, yeah, a long time ago.
Speaker 2:So she says oh well, is that?
Speaker 3:a picture of you right now.
Speaker 2:I said, yeah, I just got out of the shower.
Speaker 3:You down to fuck, she says of course, I definitely like that. It's been a while I had some better fun.
Speaker 2:I'm down for some if you want to make this happen.
Speaker 3:I said you see my ass.
Speaker 2:Now let's see yours. She says how old are you? And then she responds to you've seen my ass, let me see yours. She says you wish TI show maybe, or you wish to show me she's probably Cantonese or something I can probably show you sometimes.
Speaker 3:I didn't ask for it. Basically, she's saying I said let me see yours. She said well, I didn't ask for that picture.
Speaker 2:I said if you ain't down to play, then we won't get along have a good one.
Speaker 3:She responds I'm down, but.
Speaker 2:I need to be sure before sending you my naughty stuff. Okay, then this is her still. Okay, how do I know? Everything seems cool with you if you want to get nasty here, with me.
Speaker 3:You got to throw me some bucks on cash after Apple Pay. I said bitch, please.
Speaker 2:I don't pay for pussy, nice try. I said bitch, please I don't pay for pussy. Nice try, I'm totally fucking with your stupid ass. Find another sucker motherfucker and then I responded right after that. I said if you don't speak English, that means get the fuck on Stop texting and, last but not least, go fuck yourself. She says what the fuck? No disrespecting If you ain't down for fun. You should have just said that and she didn't call me back anymore. But I had time, I had time Once a month, just random.
Speaker 1:Hey, I missed your call, bitch. I never called you. I don't know who you are my wife will see that shit and be like that can get somebody jealous that you know if their spouse is, you know, suspicious If they're jealous, especially because she says she leads it off.
Speaker 2:We've talked before.
Speaker 1:Yes, the fuck we have. Hey, I was trying to get somebody fucking divorced. I'm telling you but no, I get those every once in a while. But you know, we talked about it on the show once when I got one from the chick from California that wanted to play golf and you know this whole deal, and I told my wife, I sent her a picture of Darren, told my wife about it and she's like, really, Really I'm like yeah, really she didn't believe me. Until her sister got one. A friend request hey.
Speaker 1:I missed you so and so.
Speaker 2:So, until Natalie got one, then she believed me, so you had brought up earlier about Googling Like the Googles of the day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's called.
Speaker 2:Google Trends. Yeah, Google Trends.
Speaker 1:And one of the number one things they're researching, or people that are Googling, are Spike Lee, which we couldn't find any. I didn't understand why Spike Lee was and what was the other one.
Speaker 2:The Women's March Madness, which UConn won.
Speaker 3:Congratulations to Paige. She's going to be playing for the.
Speaker 2:WNBA here in Arlington, because Arlington has the first Dallas Wings, or whatever they have the first round and she's going to be the first round pick Really, yeah.
Speaker 1:Congratulations, congratulations, paige yeah.
Speaker 2:We know Paige Paige Booker. I don't know her person, so who's?
Speaker 1:the other one that we didn't know the name of it. Well, we knew the name, but we didn't know who it was.
Speaker 3:There was 1923, which is the spinoff of Yellowstone.
Speaker 2:But it was Jay.
Speaker 1:North.
Speaker 3:Oh, Jay North.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Jay North. We didn't know who Jay North was. I had no clue who Jay North was. Who is Jay North?
Speaker 3:So Jay North recently passed away and he was the actor who played Dennis the Menace.
Speaker 1:Dennis the Menace, when did that show start? I?
Speaker 2:thought Macaulay Culkin was Dennis the Menace. Who was Dennis the Menace? Somebody, they redid it and it was somebody.
Speaker 3:No, Macaulay Culkin was.
Speaker 2:Richie Rich.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, no. Jay North started Dennis the Menace in 1959, I think it said 1959, that was a good year. I didn't think my dad was born yet I wasn't even born, yet I didn't think my dad was born, yet 10 less than 69, is that what you're saying? Oh, I see, nasty.
Speaker 2:Freak.
Speaker 3:Nasty but real quick trivia. How much do you think he got paid per episode In the 50s and 60s For Dennis the Menace? He was about 8, 9 years old.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say 100 bucks an episode.
Speaker 1:I would say Close to 200.
Speaker 3:Wow, okay, well, it says 500 Wow.
Speaker 2:He was rolling in the dough you could buy gum for like a penny.
Speaker 1:What could you buy in 1959 for $500?, ms Producer.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say a little bit of anything that you wanted.
Speaker 1:Well, you're going to look it up.
Speaker 2:You can't look it up now, Chip. We'll try to talk.
Speaker 1:My bad, my bad, but I mean, I think you could buy a car.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure you could buy a car.
Speaker 3:Not for $500.
Speaker 2:If you could buy gum $1959 prices.
Speaker 1:We're going to Google this up. Keep talking. I want to go back to this.
Speaker 2:President Trump, if you could take us back to $1959 prices you could do it. I'll vote for you for your third and fourth term.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow.
Speaker 1:Okay. The medium home price was only $12,000 on average.
Speaker 2:That was a deposit, a loaf of bread was $0.20.
Speaker 1:A gallon of milk was $1. That's back when you got milk delivered right Mm-hmm, and a regular hamburger cost $0.15.
Speaker 2:Household goods and the beef was better probably.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, probably. Clothes dryer cost you $139. That's not much different than today's prices, but triple it. But you could see here, six pack of beer costs you $1.68. Pabst Blue, good old Pabst Blue ribbon probably so how, like $500 a day, you could buy so much shit Cost of living was and how?
Speaker 2:many See that's. Another thing is how many episodes did he do? Because if it was like 20 episodes, then you're making $10,000.
Speaker 1:I would say how many episodes did he do? I would say, let's guess I want to say 200. Episodes yeah, that's a lot of scratch.
Speaker 2:That is a lot of scratch.
Speaker 1:So average car costs you $2,000.
Speaker 2:See Four episodes. You could have bought a brand new car.
Speaker 1:Brand new. That was a brand new Mustang or Corvette.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm talking about A sports car, so you could have bought a Pinto for probably For 500 bucks, 500 bucks. You know, so he died. You're saying right, he gone.
Speaker 1:He gone.
Speaker 2:So I remember I think it was like when I used to listen to either like Russ Martin or Howard Stern they did a Deadpool list.
Speaker 1:I like the Deadpool list. You want to do a Deadpool? Deadpool list I like the Deadpool list. You want to do a Deadpool? I think we should do a Deadpool list. Alright, your top three gets my top three. Okay, whoever wins in the next six months, the other one has to do a prank of the other one's choosing.
Speaker 2:Stephanie. Write down a number on the back of your paper right there. A number between one and ten. I don't know why I wouldn't do this. It just makes it like that Equal. You go first, you pick a number between 1 and 10. 6. 4.
Speaker 3:He was closer without going over.
Speaker 2:So I go first. That way he gets to save his last. Oh, you want to go first? If you want to go first, that's fine. So this is going to get really morbid, but I guess we're coming up with a Deadpool list. So number one on my list is Michael J Fox.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a good one. You write this down, I got it. I got it written down?
Speaker 2:Okay, go ahead. See, you should have said that to begin with. Joe Biden, motherfucker, I got him on there already. Okay, I got. So this will be my last one. My last one is Bruce Willis okay, I got Bill Cosby man, that motherfucker is going to live forever.
Speaker 1:Bruce Willis you know what?
Speaker 3:he is going to die soon fucking Biden so y'all both got Biden, so I have Biden.
Speaker 1:Michael J Fox and Bruce Willis Fucking Biden. So y'all both got Biden.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I have Biden Michael J Fox and Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1:I got Joe Biden, bill Cosby and my next one, I guess, would be Don King, Don King. Those are good ones, those are good ones, those are good ones. I think Joe Biden's going to die. I'll be too.
Speaker 2:I'll be honest with you, I feel bad for the guy because he is so frail, but I figured he probably I think I said six months after he was done Because he's going to be so like nothing's going to. Not that it was clicking, but now that he's retired there's nothing that's sparking that brain. You're just sitting around doing nothing.
Speaker 1:So if you want to comment, you want to add to our Deadpool, you want to give us your Deadpool list?
Speaker 2:Yeah, give us a. Put it in the comments. We'll do some on Facebook.
Speaker 1:You know how to find us.
Speaker 2:Give us a list.
Speaker 1:It's all over social media how to get a hold of us. Our website We'll do like a contest.
Speaker 2:Maybe the winner will send them a t-shirt.
Speaker 1:Yes, a shit show's t-shirt. I didn't say it was going to be a shit show.
Speaker 2:I just sent you a t-shirt.
Speaker 1:Actually, I've got some shirts that are coming in.
Speaker 2:You know what? What I can do is I. The winner can get a pair of my used underwear.
Speaker 1:You know what I was thinking about that. So, if you're looking for a nice, good pair of underwear.
Speaker 2:Yes, to smell, and I wear really good underwear, by the way.
Speaker 1:I don't know what kind of underwear you wear. All I know is the other day I've been over and I've got like no ass, so my underwear always poke out. And Mike goes you don't wear those to work, do you? And I'm like what they had, like cartoons or something on them. They had sausage hot dogs.
Speaker 2:You work in construction Like you've got to. People got to make fun of you for them underwear.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm the boss.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck if you're the boss or not.
Speaker 1:They make fun of me. They don't see it. First of all, my brother used to throw shit down my ass crack because it was always hanging out.
Speaker 2:Well, I would expect nothing less from him.
Speaker 1:Dude, I've had wire nuts fucking screws. Clippings of wire, have you?
Speaker 2:ever okay. Okay, have you ever gone home, taken your clothes off, take a shower and something falls out of your? Yeah, a B-cap.
Speaker 1:You don't wear a B-cap, it's a wire nut Straight out of my asshole.
Speaker 2:You don't feel that down there.
Speaker 1:No, it asshole you don't feel that down there it was trapped. Like R Kelly, trapped in the closet, the last thing I really want to talk about is Fortnite. I know Fortnite is probably one of those things no one wants to hear, but that fucking shit's addicting.
Speaker 2:I just started playing. Beginning of this year, I bought my Christmas gift to myself, if you will, was I bought a PlayStation 5. And I think I told this story, but I just started playing.
Speaker 3:Now.
Speaker 2:I don't play that often. I think I played today, right before we did the show. I played a couple rounds. That's the first time I played since Thursday night. I think it was, but I love it. I'm still not used to it, so think it was, but I love it. I'm still not used to it, so I get frustrated after about two or three games. I'm done.
Speaker 3:But I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2:I even got Steffer on it. She played a couple rounds. She can't play with the shit, but Fuck off.
Speaker 3:Or, as I recently created, another one of those Fro Things, fro, fro.
Speaker 2:Fuck right off.
Speaker 3:Fuck right off.
Speaker 1:Well, speaking of fuck right offs, oh, earlier today you said you sent out a thing For acronyms of WTF.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Without using the cuss words.
Speaker 2:I did so. I was on the social media and I saw A picture that says Without cussing, give me another meaning of WTF, of what it could stand for. So I got way too far, which is these are going to be basic because you can't cuss. I got one when to fart, way too funny. Who to find where to fish? Now this is where it gets good. I'm just reading comments. By the way, somebody said who's the? Fag oh.
Speaker 2:I'm not putting that out there who said that, and she might be talking about cigarette. Who's the fatty whistle?
Speaker 1:to friends.
Speaker 2:She might be talking about cigarettes. Who's the fatty Whistle to friends? Wishful thinking, fat boy.
Speaker 1:Wow, that's aggressive.
Speaker 2:Here's my motto who the finger?
Speaker 1:Who the finger I like that one.
Speaker 2:Hey, now there's also some other ones that came in. Trash failure, women's track and field that's pretty basic, worst to first what was the number one answer so there wasn't a number one, it was just one of those. Like I said, it was on I don't know facebook, instagram and it literally it was just that picture that I sent you and it just said try to do something.
Speaker 1:I mean there was comments under it, but that would just be.
Speaker 2:Brendan Peeple doing it. It wasn't like a top ten type situation. If you've got anything that, comment on the Facebook page.
Speaker 1:So what was yours again, fro?
Speaker 3:Yeah, fro Fuck right off.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I like that. She came up with that and chalked out the other day you were fucked up.
Speaker 3:I had a few drinks. It was fun. It was fun.
Speaker 2:You were fucked off. Bro, we went. I went up to the desk because the last time we went, for some reason, something was wrong on my account. I had no free play, I had no meals, nothing.
Speaker 2:It's like almost I had just started my first day there at the casino it was a sham so I I get there and I log in and when I get to choctaw and I had everything back to the way it was, but I still, I went up to the desk and I was like, hey, I was here a couple weeks ago and I had some food credit for the league which is the sports bar there and I was just wondering if it's still on there. And she looked it up, she goes not on here, but how much was it? I can add it to it. And I was like I was thinking it was like 120 or something she goes, so 150 would be okay it's just me and stephanie I'm like, yeah, that fine.
Speaker 2:So we went up in there and ate. I had a little bit of a gummy and we went and ate everything in there. Mama fucking Sundays. Jalapeno, oh, oh, ok, mozzarella sticks, jalapeno mozzarella sticks.
Speaker 3:We ate it all Like $80 worth of fucking food.
Speaker 2:Anyways, mozzarella sticks. We went a couple weeks ago and there was at this Lee bar they cook jalapeno mozzarella sticks. Absolutely amazing. Must have been drinking, because I did not realize, when we ate them, what it actually was until the other night, saturday, when we went. They are regular mozzarella sticks and they get dried jalapeno dust and just dust it over the cheese sticks.
Speaker 2:So I bring that up because those cheese sticks were so good that a buddy of mine ordered them online and had it sent to my house because we watch games and stuff over here so I end up I'm always cooking. So he just sent them over here so we could make them here. But these are actual jalapeno mozzarella sticks. Like you can see, the jalapeno red and green and stuff like that. These motherfuckers literally just dusted some seasoning, so it ain't the same ones. It's not the same ones. And now, and they didn't even taste right, they didn't even taste good. He was so devastated After you've had them your way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's not even my way. We just bought them online.
Speaker 3:They're my way. We just bought them online. They're already. I just still throw them in the deep fryer. But yeah, that's it. Yeah, but anyways, it was fun. The messed up part is, even though we didn't have to pay for food, our bill still came at like 40 something dollars for three drinks.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh yeah, 20 for a dosagies draft. Now, granted, it's in a 24 ounce plastic.
Speaker 1:That's the only thing I don't like about going chock tall or windstar I'd rather go to shreveport.
Speaker 2:I'd rather go to Vegas but it's so quick it's less than an hour and a half to get there.
Speaker 3:And you know you get free rooms.
Speaker 2:And they invited us to some VIP thing which was very un-VIP-ish. I will say so, I'm throwing that out there like, ooh, I'm a VIP, but they didn't really treat me other than getting in the room.
Speaker 1:Did anybody else go? Did y'all?
Speaker 3:No, it was just us.
Speaker 1:Just us. I know MJ said they were going to go. Well we saw Dave. Okay, Dave.
Speaker 2:But we didn't see him until Sunday morning. We were walking around after we had ate breakfast and I saw him and his wife.
Speaker 3:They were getting ready to leave too, but I didn't know they.
Speaker 2:We lost our ass. We were in bed by 9 o'clock.
Speaker 1:That's losing your ass. My wife seen that text. She goes what are you saying happened? I was like either they got drunk or they ran out of cash.
Speaker 2:No, we took $200.
Speaker 1:Mike is good about not going to the ATM.
Speaker 2:She was worried too. We were like she said what did she say? I was, like you, ready to go up to the room she goes. Well, are you going to stay or are you going to go back down?
Speaker 3:Because normally I'll see her to bed and then.
Speaker 2:I'll make my way back downstairs, but I was like I wasn't feeling it at all.
Speaker 3:I really wasn't.
Speaker 2:I took $100 out. Well, I needed cash for ballet and food tip and stuff like that, and then we played $80 on the way out and that thing went like two minutes, less than two minutes. I was like let's get the fuck up out of here.
Speaker 1:That's good man. My ass would have been yeah, I need to go ahead and get a voucher. Yeah, exactly, I need a credit.
Speaker 2:We didn't even realize that Friday.
Speaker 3:Cole was there Friday. I thought he was going to be there Saturday.
Speaker 2:He was some other dude there Saturday, but he was there. Friday night Cole Wetzel was.
Speaker 1:Damn, I want to go see him, so bad.
Speaker 3:I know I'd like to go as well. You just want to go.
Speaker 2:What the problem is now is dude done, blown up and it's like fucking $150 for nosebleeds.
Speaker 1:Cole Wetzel get your shit together. We want to come see you, but I ain't trying to pay $300 for floor seats.
Speaker 2:My wife will give you a handy for a discount.
Speaker 3:Yes that she will Probably won't be the best one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she can't give a handy worth of shit.
Speaker 1:I will tell you this here it works if you do it right.
Speaker 2:You didn't train her the right way because I don't know what the fuck she was doing Saturday night. It was not that. I will tell you that, Guys, it's been a great one oh.
Speaker 3:Hold on, let's go back to the Dennis the Menace. Oh okay, I actually did my job. I looked it up. He did a total of 146 episodes. Wow, so it was four seasons.
Speaker 1:Guess what the total was without whatever 146 times five, you're looking at almost 700,000.
Speaker 3:No five, you're looking at, uh, almost six or seven hundred thousand. No, seventy three thousand is all he got. Oh, that was, but that was a lot of money back then. Oh, definitely, definitely, and then you get the, the residuals from the.
Speaker 2:The repeats how many. So it was 100 episodes in four seasons, so that was about 22 episodes a season, maybe um, the first one.
Speaker 3:It showed 32. I don't know if it stayed 32 all four seasons, but but yeah, instead of 146 total episodes oh, my math was way like mixed math.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, that's good.
Speaker 3:I'm sure you got made some money off at night yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it was such a cute show. I mean, back then everything was so innocent and cute and sweet. Uh-oh, you want to answer it live?
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