Untold Adventures

How Dracula Stole Christmas

The TBW Crew, and guest stars Season 1 Episode 2

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The vampire Dracula once again trys to ruin the town's christmas holiday in the name of love. but as we all know stealing christmas is no easy task. just ask the Grinch!
Join 1v1MeDM on their next Dungeons and Dragons  adventure  in  Transylvania, as they encounter epic snow ball fights, snowmen, missing christmas cookies, and of course Santa Claus, and his reindeer!
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You're a Mean One
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Cula with your Undead Eternal
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ways you'll creep into their nightmares
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and hunt them for all their days of
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Dracula you're a master of
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deception a creature of the
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night
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[Music]
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You're a Mean One
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Dracula your fangs are sharp as
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kniv you'll drain their blood from
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anyone leave them with no lives or
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[Music]
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Dracula I wouldn't touch you with a 39
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and half would it
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stake paon the interruption sir the
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potion is ready to test dang it eigor I
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was almost to my favorite part ah but
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you're right we only have a short time
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before he arrives Santa
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sir yes with this potion we shall kidnap
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Santa and steal all the gifts for my
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future bride ahh
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ah and any stuff he had for us of course
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how are you of all people on the nice
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list eigor cookies but he got cookies
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everywhere yes but who do you think
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started the tradition before Santa met
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me he was skinny what aren't you
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responsible for at this
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point I'll have to think about that for
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a moment uh excuse me but can we please
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Focus here Santa isn't going to kid up
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himself apologies Master now it's it's
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time to test the magic potion what does
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it do I have no idea time to find out I
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turned to Wilson with Glee a drawing of
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a smoke bomb appears on the Whiteboard
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and suddenly Wilson vanishes how in the
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Jingle Bells did he do
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that magic well I guess option b then uh
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without warning Dracula turns and
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splashes the potion on Igor's face so
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was that not really necessary we have a
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dungeon full of other creatures yes but
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they aren't
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here did it
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work Igor and Dracula star at each other
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for silently
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unblinkingly
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th I need some night air to think of a
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new perfect plan I exit the study and
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head toward the Terrace as soon as as
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the door shuts behind him without
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warning eigor face plants onto the floor
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fast asleep wait it actually worked it's
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a Christmas miracle Dracula steps out
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onto the Castle's Terrace the Winter's
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chill going unnoticed by the vampire as
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snow lightly falls from the nearly clear
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sky the Castle's gargoyles covered in
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snow are fast asleep completely
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forgetting the doties as the Castle's
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guards oh
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and I thought the hellhounds were bad at
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their job Dracula walks to the balcony
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of the Terrace in the distance the
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village is dark and quiet as the
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inhabitants sleepily prepare for Santa's
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arrival Dracula SI silently
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contemplating what to
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do I thought for sure the potion would
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work I don't know how but
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still how do I capture Santa now
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as Dracula hears the sound of jingling
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Bells echoing through the night sky he
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looks up and sees above the castle
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silhouetted against the full moon a
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large sleigh flying toward the town oh
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no I'm out of
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time ah screw
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it I throw a snowball and cast on
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release eldrich blast I mean eldrich
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snowball
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that okay that's not a spell but I like
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it roll with
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Advantage sweet all
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right is
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that Nat
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20 as the snowball leaves Dracula's hand
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it is engulfed in a dark flame the night
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sky shuds with the sound of a sonic boom
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echoing through the sky the eldrich
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snowball sails forth and and Strikes
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Santa knocking him off his
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sleigh he
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[Music]
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falls face first into a snowbank
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below the reindeer realizing their
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Master's danger quickly descend to
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rescue him ah all those years of vampire
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blood ball finally paid off all right um
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I walked to sant's crash site to claim
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my
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prize my perfect plan worked as always I
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shall take this F you I say as I pick up
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Santa's hat and go to the sleigh as
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Dracula approaches the lead reindeer
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with nose glowing bright red eyes him
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with an ominous
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stare I reach into my clo pocket and
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pull out one of Igor's Christmas cookies
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and give it to the reindeer the reindeer
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sniffs the fresh cookie they quickly
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gobbles it down in a single bite it's
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the meanor instantly changes and it
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starts licking Dracula on the
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face good boy I climb into the sleigh
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and with a loud command yell oh the
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reindeer the reindeer Stand Fast in the
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snow having not heard the proper
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command uh hey
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for each stop we make I will give each
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of you a cookie the reindeer without
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warning take off more motivated than
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they have ever
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been slow
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down we have all
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[Music]
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night Dracula arise in the dead of night
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at the town of H honeydale to deliver
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all the Christmas gifts to the butcher's
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daughter however as he arrives he
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realizes there's one problem how in the
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Jack Frost do Santa tell whose house is
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who from up here I have no idea which
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one is hers well if Santa can deliver
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presents to the whole world in a single
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night I Dracula of all people can find
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one house in a
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town so
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[Music]
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M nice
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[Music]
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kitty what where you're going stupid
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dear oh down boy down
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down hey who are you what are you doing
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at my house
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um I've come to talk to you about your
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wagon's extended
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warranty how do you get a cannon in
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there hello there
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cutie have you come to give Grandma a
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big candy cane for
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Christmas
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after many failed delivery attempts
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Dracula arrives at the house with a
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strange light emanating from the
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chimney he slides down to find wait what
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is happening here what
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the what are you two doing here kill it
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with
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fire don't shoot I
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Surrender um um hello I'm sorry but I
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think there's been some sort of mistake
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wait you two didn't do this on purpose
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no we did not how is he even here um I'm
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not doing anything wrong I swear I'm
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just trying to steal Christmas we
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know okay which one of you nerds broke
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the world don't look at me what do we do
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I don't know they didn't exactly cover
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this in dungeon master school can can I
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please go I'm on a time crunch before
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Christ
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ends also this place is very bright
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screw it we don't have time for this
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Dracula takes from his pocket a magic
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potion and drinks it suddenly he
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teleports back onto the sleigh the
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strange light has gone from the
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fireplace and once again he is back in
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Transylvania on Christmas Eve having no
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memory of the events that had just
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occurred uh we aren't going to talk
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about this yes we need answers we still
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remember no we don't have time anyways
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as I was saying Dracula continues on to
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search for the butcher's daughter's
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house after several more failed attempts
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he finally finds it because there were
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no houses left well either this is the
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house or I am in the wrong town I slide
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down the chimney with the bag of gifts
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to deliver them to the butcher's
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daughter Dracula lands within that
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butcher's house the living room is
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fairly bright although one area is cast
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in darkness a figure sits in the chair
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surrounded by Shadows what seems to be a
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glass of milk in his hand ho ho ho I've
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been waiting for you
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Dracula with a snap of his fingers light
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surrounds Santa and he rises to his feet
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Dracula readies himself for an attack
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Santa pulls out from his coat a quill in
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a small book and writes Dracula on the
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permanent naughty list
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and now for your
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punishment oh the little black book of
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naughtiness I've heard Tales from Uncle
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Vlad but never believed it
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true yes and your name is now in it
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forever
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no now give me back the children's
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presence never they are for true love
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she doesn't even know you
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exist very well if you won't give them
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back I shall take them with holiday
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cheer
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narrator play my
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music
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[Music]
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time to Deck the
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Halls Santa in the blink of an eye
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dashes across the room uppercutting
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Dracula and sending him flying through
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the House's
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[Music]
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roof Dracula Soares across the night
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[Music]
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sky ho ho ho I have you now my naughty
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friend Santa says with a jolly grin as
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he catches Dracula mid-flight it's time
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to end this Christmas charade Santa
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prepares to deliver the finishing blow
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to Dracula but is stopped by The
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Familiar sound of jingling
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Bells he turns to see his sleigh taking
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off in flying away with the presence and
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driving the sleigh is a familiar face
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dead V not again Santa turns back to
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Dracula we shall finish this next year
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year as
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he says this he throws Dracula with all
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his might towards Dracula's
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castle Merry Christmas to you
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[Music]
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too
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ow nurse l a few minutes later Dracula
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returns to his study to find eigor fast
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asleep on the floor why are you asleep
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Igor oh master I am sorry I must have
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dozed off I have not slept that well in
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600
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years what did I miss wait it
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worked did what work
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Master never mind eigor uh come let let
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us celebrate Christmas it has been a
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long
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night meanwhile in the night sky above
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the
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castle finally a worthy opponent our
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battle will be
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legendary ho ho ho Merry Christmas to
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all and to all a good
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[Music]
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night



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