NFL Free Agency Reactions + NFC Win Total Predictions | Bye Week Report Ep. 2

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We are not professionals. We are not financial advisors. This is all for entertainment. We are just a few dummies letting y'all know what we play. We do not recommend any bet, but if you do bet, bet responsibly. Call 1-800 Gambler for help. What's up, y'all? Welcome back to episode two of the bi week report. This is where we just keep you updated on what's happening in the NFL world, maybe all sports world, while we're on our break until the season starts. It's Faith Cup of Tea. I'm here with Padrino. Yeah, what's up?

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Word, what's the word?

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So this week has been crazy. We've had a lot of moves in the NFL for free agency. So we're going to get started and talking about a couple of people that we felt like were important in the moves that they made. So let's get started. Um, we're gonna start with Kenneth Walker, major. He is going to the Chiefs. How do you feel about that, Padrino?

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Chiefs still gonna be trash. The Chiefs offense struggled for the past two, three years and Mahomes saved them. They don't lost all their DBs. Kenneth Walker got paid, but Chiefs still gonna miss playoffs next year.

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Yeah, I think that if this was like prime Chiefs, this would be a great move. But right now, I just think that it's kind of like I hate that Seattle did that because I think they had the perfect team. But I know you have said they have to pay Jackson Smith, but I think that they could have worked something out, and I also think he left too, is because his that um the owner was being weird on the parade when he said negotiate the contracts right now. I was like, why would you say that right now? So that was weird, um, anyway. So I felt like something was off from there. All right, next we're gonna go to Romeo Dobbs. He is going to the Patriots.

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Um, shout out my boy Bless the Savage.

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I'm sad. I'm sad, but um, yeah, that is uh Blessed the Savage team. Um, but how do we feel about that?

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Um I'm a little bit torn because he I'm not gonna say he's injury prone, but he does have his uh his issue with injuries. Yeah, he stayed healthy. I think they'll be all right, but they need another receiver though with Romeo Dobbs, though.

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Yeah, how do you feel about them letting go Stefan Diggs?

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I knew that's gonna happen. He got that case pendant because um his maid trying to say he was beating on him.

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I know, yeah, I know. It's like he had such a good season, and it's sad that he had to be let go. I think he would have still excelled there, but he over here strangling bitches, so he better get cool with Cardi if he needs a couple L's. He might be cool, we just don't know. All right, Trey Hendrickson to the Ravens.

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This is the worst free agency acquisition all year. Ravens still gonna be trash, even if they got Max Crosby. They still is gonna be trash. I'm trying to tell y'all, all you gotta do to beat the Ravens is score first, and that's game.

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I don't think they're gonna be trash, but I think wasn't he injured?

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They still gonna be trash too.

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I think they have a chance. I think with the draft and them like figuring it out, the whole Max Crosby thing was crazy. They didn't have back out. I'm like, how you do that? He um posted up in Baltimore, he also mr. Just for them to back out. That's crazy. Um, but yeah, I don't know. I think that's a great addition. They need somebody on defense. No, you're not about to do it.

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Not unless he don't like Joe Burrow, but he could have gone somewhere else.

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I know, yeah. All right, we got Geno Smith to the Jets.

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You know what's crazy? If they trade for AJ Brown on draft day, I would actually like this pick because Geno Smith not running the ball, and the AFC he's up for grabs.

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Okay, he did do a little bit better with the Ravens, I mean Raiders um running the ball. I think everybody's trying to run the ball now. They they learned that that's the recipe, you know. You gotta use your legs. Um, but what about uh Justin Fields? They let him go.

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He might still be there. I gotta check. If he's still there, this is last year on his contract, though.

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Okay, all right. Um we have Michael Pittman to the Steelers.

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I'm not gonna lie, the coach let me down because they uh quarterback away from the Super Bowl, but still is gonna be trash too next year. I hate to say it, they don't got no quarterback.

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And the and the head coach is who again?

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Uh he I think Mike McCarthy used to be the coach for the Cowboys and the Packers and the Packers.

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I know. Um, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. That was a weird one.

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Yeah, now that division up for the uh Bengals.

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Yeah, okay.

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All right, and I before we move on, I will give Still some love. It'd probably be them or the Bengals that win the division. I'll give them some love. I want 4K because of the Stillers.

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Not 4K. All right, David Montgomery to the Texans.

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This trade is a waste of time. Texans played. Go ahead.

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I mean, obviously, Jamar Jameer Gibbs um gets the ball more, but when he gets the ball, he scores, so I don't know. That was weird.

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Montgomery is a name that needs the ball paused, so they sent them to the Texans. Texans don't got a running back, but they traded all the old linemen, so they really set him up for failure for real, for real.

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Just doing stuff. Um, and then I think lastly, we have Wandell Robinson to the Mr.

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Tuloc.

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How do you feel about this? This is your old team uh player on your team. How do you feel about this?

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I'm glad he got paid, but he's not gonna do nothing with the Titans. Nobody's not gonna do nothing on the Titans. They all went there because they got the money. I ain't mad at them, but not this year, they're not gonna do nothing.

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You don't know that. I think their coach, I think they're figuring it out. They're figuring it out. Um, and yeah, that wraps up our major free agency moves this week. You know, things are still continuing to happen. So by next episode, we might have more information. Um, but we also want to get into the NFC totals. So we want to see what or predict how many wins do we think these teams are gonna win for, or are they gonna lose under that total? So Mr. Tuloc has the oh hold on, he put the San Francisco 49ers under 10 and a half wins. How do you feel about that?

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I don't know if he made that before the Mike Evans trade or after, but uh I like it. I like it.

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Like it.

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Yeah, I like it.

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And Brock Purdy is still yeah, he's still the QB. I'll agree. Perhaps. We'll see.

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Yeah, yeah, we're gonna see.

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All right, Padrino. You said that Seattle is gonna have under 11 wins.

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Why do you think that Seattle is gonna be trash this year? They lost two of their starting DBs, so that means either that back half is gonna be open or the middle of the field is gonna be open, and Kenneth Walker going. Zach Sharp when they got injury issues. What are the reasons why I think they're gonna lose? Oh, and can't we trust Sam Darnold? We gotta find out. Can we trust Sam Darnold? I think he was just a one year.

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We're gonna have to see, but we got a marine. We're gonna have to see. Um, and you also said the Panthers are gonna win over seven games this year.

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The Panthers have everybody you want to have on the team. Every receiver is 6'3, if not 6'4, every corner is 6'2, 6'3, and his defense is physical. Yeah, Panthers are gonna be sleeping next year. They're supposed to be in the playoffs last year, but we know what happened though.

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I think Bryce Young, I don't know. I think he has to figure out how to start getting his groove faster. I think that's the only issue because it's literally they'll lose like six games and then they'll start winning towards the end.

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So, what I do like they signed his old college teammate, John Mitchie. So I think that's gonna help him out.

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And what position he play?

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He wide receiver.

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Okay, okay. All right, and for me, always biased Packers over 10 wins. You already know they're going to win over 10 games. You know, the Bears took us out last time, but we will be back. Um, and that's just that on that.

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Oh no.

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Yeah, y'all got winning over five.

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What we got? Oh, yeah, we had over eight. I told y'all my team went in the NFC East.

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Smell a little crack in you. It might have been 30 years ago. The more I look at you, the more you smell like crack.

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That's crazy, T.

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What is camp?

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It's just it's just a lot going on over here. And I think sometimes I know you you just woke up, so I think that's okay. So let's do the other teams. We have the Los Angeles Rams over or under 11 win, 11 and a half wins.

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I like the over. I think Rams are wide receiver away from one in the Super Bowl this year.

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Okay, I don't know why my screen does this, but okay. Um, the Philadelphia Eagles.

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Under they about to trade AJ Brown and D. Smith, not gonna be enough.

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Dang, you gonna say that about your favorite person? Yeah, sorry, y'all. Okay, um, we have the Detroit Lions over or under 10 and a half.

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They lost a lot of old linemen, so I'm probably gonna say under. Under, yeah, okay.

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Packers over ten and a half wins.

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Packers probably still it this year. I give them the over.

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Thank you. Thank you. Um, we already talked about the 49ers. We already talked about Seattle, Chicago Bears over nine and a half wins or under.

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They had nine. Oh, ten wins. Um, I'll give it, I'll give them the over.

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I think they'll win in games. The Dallas Cowboys.

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My grandma liked the cowboys. I give them the over.

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Over.

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Okay.

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Um, I'll give them over two. I think they can win nine games, no, but no more than that. Um, Minnesota Vikings over eight and a half wins or under?

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Under Kyler Murray should have gone to the Colts. If not the Jets, at least the Colts, he should have gone to the Colts.

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Okay. The Tampa Bay Bucks, over eight and a half or under?

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That division always trash. So for real for real, they'll probably all end up with nine wins. I'll give them the over.

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The over, yeah, um, but they just traded Mike Evans.

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They still got a lot of receivers on that team. Shout out to Mecca Booker, he'd be win the fantasy championship division.

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Yeah, you're true.

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Um, Saints, seven and a half wins, over or under.

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I'm gonna say under. They still need a lot of help on that team.

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A lot of help, yeah. Um, Giants under seven and a half wins, under.

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No, they got an over.

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Under. Um, Washington Commanders, over or under?

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Under. They don't got no receivers. I like what they did on defense, but they still don't got no receivers.

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I'm gonna say over just because I know my god sister's boyfriend's baby daddy. His brother plays for the assistant coach for the commander. I'm gonna say over. Atlanta Falcons.

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Oh, I hate Atlanta with a passion. Give me the under. But I did say they was gonna uh make the playoffs, so I'm gonna say the over.

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Over. Okay, and you already said over for the Carolina Panthers for six and a half and the Arizona Cardinals over four and a half wins or under?

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Under because they haven't done nothing in this free agency.

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Nope. Nope. All right. Well, that is our NFC win totals. You will get AFC in another episode. But while we're talking about the Cowboys, we have to segue into what has just happened with Dak Prescott and his fiancee. His fiance, I guess, wouldn't sign the prenup. And Dak said, Bye, nigga. Um, so I agree with Dak. I don't I don't understand why you wouldn't sign a prenup. You didn't work, you don't do anything. They do have two kids, so it's like, okay, you have two kids, but I'm pretty sure something in there states that if something was to happen, the kids would be taken care of. Why wouldn't you sign a prenup? I would rather be crying inside of the Rose Royce than in the Nissan Ultima. I'm just saying.

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Shout out my boy Urkwright. He said 400 million can't keep a bitch. I don't know what they really want.

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I don't know. I think that that was very weird. Like, girl, just sign the print up. You ain't doing nothing to help this man. Well, I'm not gonna say she's not doing anything, but I feel like in all cases, like you're not on the field, you're not throwing to him, you're you're just at home sitting up pretty.

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You know, we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna find out she played a part if he throw for like six thousand yards this year. Because if he wild out and start breaking records, yeah, she really pissed that man off.

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She was the problem, she was the problem. If they go, she was the problem. He did a great thing by dumping her now. Now fans have something to you know look forward to. Um, but yeah, so that was just our take on some breaking news uh during this bye week report. Um, any bold predictions for the season?

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Jess gonna trade for AJ Brown on draft day. Giants gonna win the NFC East. Jackson Dart gonna win MVP. Come on, man.

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Well, I don't want I don't want AJ Brown to go to the Jets.

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Yo, he was complaining that he wanted to get the ball more. Pause. Jano Smith don't uh run. He got an extra 10 plays right there. It's only him and Garrett Wilson.

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That's true, but I still don't want to see him go to the Jets. But um, you know, my bold prediction is that the Green Bay Packers are going to the Super Bowl this year, and I just want to say we'll see you at the top.

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I like that.

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But that was this week's episode of By Week Report. Again, we'll see y'all soon. Um, we just want to keep y'all informed of what's going on while we're away from Gambler's Paradise every Saturday, 10 a.m. when the season starts. But your girlfave cup of tea, this is Quadrino, and we'll see y'all next time.