NFC East Win Totals + Division Winner Predictions | MrTwoLocks

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Yo, what's up, my people? My people, my people. Look, it's your boy, Mr. Tullox. Welcome to Gamblers Paradise, man. Today, first of all I'm eating some apples while I'm doing the show, man. Nigga, stop. But can you hear me? Touchdown one, two. Okay, yeah. Alright. I was gonna do the show. I'll touch on NFC East win totals and my my prediction for division winner for the NFC East. So with that being said, first team, we're gonna get to the commanders, right? They got the over under at seven and a half. And you know what? I thought about taking the over, but I just can't do it. I'm taking the under. Um under seven and a half wins. I'm not personally betting it, but if I was, I would be on the under. Um, like I said, Jaden Daniels showed a lot of promise in his rookie year, and uh he is coming off an injury. I like that they got Terry McLaurin, they got um Rashad White, our running back, McCourse Crescett, whatever his name is. Um I don't know. I just think you just don't know with this team. You don't know. Like, is Jaden Daniels gonna come back and be the Jaden Daniels from his rookie year? We saw what happened to CJ Stroud. He was a phenomine his freshman year, rookie year, and then fell off. So um I think this is highly dependent on Jaden Daniels. And now there's tape on him. I don't think he can go around surprising people with his running ability and all this other stuff, and especially after his injury. So if I had to pick over or under on the commanders, I'm going under. Sorry, JD5. I like you, but I can't do it. Next one, we're gonna move to the Giants, right? Let's talk about what the Giants did in the draft. First of all, I think the Giants had a top three draft. Let's just start there, right? They got Arvell Reese, Francis Magua, and I think Colton Hood at cornerback. Um they got new head coach coming in, Jim Harbaugh. Or is it John? John or Jim, whatever. Malik Neighbors, I don't know if he's gonna be back in time. And if Malik Neighbors is not back in time, that means you're relying on Darius Slayton. That means you might have to rely on Cam Scatterbow. I like Cam Scatterbow, but we all know that nigga is a hammerhead shark, man. Nigga, it's like the run into if he could, he probably will run into walls for a living. That's just the type of player he is. Jackson Dart, I love Jackson Dart. I love first of all, let me start by saying this. I love the swagger that Jackson Dart and Cam Scatterbow play with. They be they swag now, they be dancing, you know, doing all that. I fuck with the culture, I fuck with the swagger, I fuck with the energy. But I just think I can't see the Giants getting to eight wins. I cannot see the Giants get the Jackson Dart, the way he plays, he can get hurt real quick. Cam Scatterbull, the way he plays, he can get hurt real quick. And now you gotta rely on Jameis Winston and Darius Slayton to get you to eight wins. Um I like the defense, but I just don't think they have enough to get to eight wins, personally. So that's what I'm gonna say. Giants under seven and a half wins, right? Now let's get to the next team on the list. We got the Cowboys. I'm a big fan of the Cowboys this year. If y'all watch my other videos, I know I got uh Cowboys. Uh no, I got Dak Prescott, the one MVP, and y'all know I got Brian Shatemeyer, the coach for the Cowboys, to be coach of the year. So I'm very big on the Cowboys. With that being said, I'm gonna have to take Cowboys over nine and a half wins. I know they win 10 games in a minute, but you know what? I think this is the year. We all know Tickens is franchise tag. So he's coming back for at least one year. We got CD. We got Jake Fergie, we got Javante Williams coming back, Dak Prescott. Look, we all know Dak Prescott's the James Harden of the NFL. We know Dak Prescott is gonna pit on his show in the regular season. We know this. This we know. He's gonna have 4,000 passing yards, 30 plus passing TDs. It's just now I think they have a way better defense. I like what they did in the draft. The win got Caleb Downs, Malachi Lawrence, and the Barham Care from Michigan. I'm not saying he's the greatest, but that motherfucker is a missile off the edge of that line, man. He can go get that quarterback in certain packages. So um I think they had the best draft pick of the draft against Caleb Downs. I like Caleb Downs because he can play all three levels safety, linebacker, and he can rush off the edge. I'm like, he's a dog. He's a dog. Anyway, so I like Cowboys over nine and a half wins. I looked at the schedule, and I think they win four out of the six NFC East games. That's just my opinion. Cowboys over nine and a half wins for plus money. Bang! Now, we gotta talk about the last team on the list. We got the Philadelphia Eagles. Look, man, Eagles have been a great team the last two or three years, even winning the Super Bowl. Um, they won one with Nick Foles. I love the Eagles. It's gonna hurt me to say this. They had 10 and a half wins. Sorry. Gotta take the underman. We all know they're getting rid of AJ Brown. Honestly, that might be addition by subtraction, as they say. Um, I like that they picked up Mikhail Lemon in the draft. They got Eli Styles, the tight end, and they got Markel Bell, I hope I'm the O line. And they signed Hollywood Brown, Devon Twicks, but none of them is as good as AJ Brown. You can have all the pieces you want, but none of them is good as AJ Brown. But this is what I will say the camaraderie, the cohesiveness of the offense might be better. That I will give to the Eagles fans. Now, they got a new offensive coordinator. Uh, I forget his name, Sean Maine or something like that. Me, I'm not a big fan of first year OCs. I'm not a big fan of first year OCs because it takes a lot for offensive coordinator to get in sync with their quarterback and offense in general. Um, you gotta teach a whole new playbook, whole new set of motions and calls and signals and formations. It's everything is just like kind of brand new. Y'all gotta learn each other. You gotta tell each other, right? You gotta tango. You gotta tango with that motherfucker. You feel me? So um, and they just lost a lot of pieces to that defense, man. That I thought was important. Jalen Phillips went to the Panthers, Jacoby Dean went to the Raiders, and Reed Blankinship. I don't know where he went, but he's gone. Those are three key pieces. Those are not just like whatever. So with that being said, I think for the Eagles to get to 11 wins, that's just a very tall task. I do not like that for the Eagles, personally. Um, and I see other people agree because it's at minus 140. That means it's juiced to the under. So other people feel the same way. Um now, oh, we got a comment. Alexa Smith 09 just follow. Shout out for the comment, Alexa Smith from Twitch. Shout out. Now, it's time for the end of the show. It's time for me to give my division winner, but before that, we're gonna turn up. Uh we got more comments. We got more comments in here. Oh, Alexa Smith. 09 said, no problem. And how are you doing? I'm doing good. I'm doing good, Alexa Smith. Shout out to you hopping on the live from Twitch. I respect that, man. Thank you for hopping on. We just talking NFC East uh win totals and futures. That's it. Thank you, Alexa Smith, for hopping on 09. Glad to hear that. Glad you're good too. Let's get it. Now, for my division winner. This took a lot of thought, right? This took a we got another comment. Most welcome. Thank you, Alexis. So this took a lot of thought, man. You know, I thought about the Giants, I thought about the Commanders, I thought about the Eagles, but I landed on the Cowboys. Cowboys don't win the division at plus 215. I like it. I like it. I like it. This offense is certified. This offense is a top three offense. Honestly, I might be top two. Cowboys and the Rams. I'm just, you know what I'm saying? If they could just, that new defensive coordinator could just get that defense right. He got the pieces. You got Rashawn Gabb. Quinn and Williams. Caleb Downs. Hooker. You got a lot of pieces. And I'm sure I missed some of them. I like the Cowboys to win the division this year. You know what? People are making fun of them, making jokes. I'm no longer making jokes about the Cowboys. You know what? You know what I realized betting in the NFL? The years that you sleep on the team is usually the years they fucking wake you up. That's usually how it goes the years you sleep on a team is usually the years they wake you the fuck up. Right? Ravens, I'm gonna give y'all one quick example. Then I get back to the uh show. Ravens had a bad record last year. New head coach, I bet you nobody gonna be better than the Ravens. And I bet you they make it out the AFC. I bet you they make it out the AFC. Because when everybody gives up on you, that's when the motherfuckers be shining. That's when they shine. But back to the Cowboys. I'm a big fan of the Cowboys this year. Just to let y'all know, I bet this already myself. I got Cowboys to win a division. I got Dak Prescott to win MVP. And I got Brian Schademeyer to be NFL coach of the year. Those are three tickets I got riding the Cowboys. That just shows you how big I am on the Cowboys this year. So with that being said, oh, we got comments. We got comments. Oh okay. Haiti says, disagree on the Eagles. If AJ Brown was so good, why didn't he catch the ball when it mattered? We're going back to the Eagles. I you know what? I agree with you. I agree with you, Haiti. You know what? I like your point. But we can't let one game screw our opinion of AJ Brown. We can't do that. We can't let one game tell us AJ Brown is no longer a top five, top ten receiver. Because he still is. He still is. Let's just keep it real. So um, anyway, I'm not big on that. Alexa Smith said, okay, I feel very good listening to you. Thank you, Alexa Smith09. Shout out to you. Shout out to you. But um, that is it for the NFC episode, man. Look, it was fun getting on here and chat with y'all, man. And um, guess what? I think next week, next Friday, we're doing another NFC division. So stay tuned. But in the meantime, two locks.