The WILDEST Usher Story + Women Paying Alimony? We're Debating It

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Oh, I love it. Bro, that look a hitting crazy.

SPEAKER_02 0:04

Oh, he's paying right. All right, let's get this. Oh, next segment is my favorite segment. It's called hot takes. So T gonna give us three random hot takes that we're gonna talk about. T, what's the first hot take you got?

SPEAKER_03 0:17

Oh lord. Okay, so Dave, first question is should the Chargers consider Colin Kaepernick?

SPEAKER_01 0:23

Oh now, I'm gonna go first. No, I'm gonna go first. Now I'm gonna go first. He's excited. He's excited. He's ready. He's ready.

SPEAKER_02 0:31

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 0:32

My man, my man took the settlement. Yo, leave the NFL alone. Go over to Ghana and start your foundation, my boy. It is a wrap. I love Colin Kaepernick. I love what he did for the cause, whatever the case may be. My boy, it is a wrap. The NFL is no longer for you. Go start your foundation in Ghana, Kenya, wherever you at, and go help children. You know what I'm saying? It's a rap. Hell no. You're done, Colin. You're never coming back to the NFL. It's a rap. Come on, man. That's y'all take that shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

So the Chargers considered Colin Kaepernick. Consider him for what exactly?

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Oh, because Justin Herbert got hurt.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Oh, Justin Herbert got hurt. Okay. So y'all want him to be the starting quarterback. The 36-year-old that haven't that hasn't played in what like eight years? I think the last time Colin Kaepernick played, we were still in college. Before that is even worse, bro. Like, I don't think he should strap up for nothing. I feel I feel like this is yo, signing Colin Kaepernick is like signing Tim Tebow and converting him to tight end. Like how to judge it.

SPEAKER_02 1:41

Bro, like no, no way, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Like, maybe, maybe if it was like a year, if he was like a year or two removed, I'll be like, alright, yeah, we can consider him. But now, nah, it's it's over. Like his his career is done. Like Ernie said, bro, he signed a check. He might as well just collect the money and start his foundation in Ghana or wherever the hell he's gone. It's over. Don't give it up.

SPEAKER_03 2:09

Yo, my man's Cam knew it has a better chance of coming back. And nobody won him either.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

So hey, that's what I got to say. Go ahead. I don't know. I I just want him to get signed because I'm like, yo, if you sign Joe Flacco, granted, Joe Flacco won a Super Bowl, but you know, I want to see black people win.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

I want to see black people win too. He already won. He got paid millions of dollars from the NFL. Leave it alone. Leave the workout videos in your iPhone camera roll score. Leave it in like nobody wanna see that no more. Watch Kaepernick workout videos is like watching Ben Simmons workout videos in the off season.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Yo, now that's Roto, because he be making the threes and the practice videos.

SPEAKER_03 3:00

He gets to the layup line and miss. But I don't know. That's a funny thing. Kaepernick, I love I love the a black brother in peace. But you took the money. Hey, go go be about your business, man. That's it. That's all I got for that one, Dade. All right. T what's our second hot take? Okay, so thoughts on the new kickoff return rule.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Reggie, go ahead. How you feel about that?

SPEAKER_01 3:27

Um, I mean, I don't I don't have no real thoughts on it, right? I I I guess I gotta see how it really plays out during the season. Um, I think didn't they implement this new rule to uh to actually force players to to start returning those kicks?

SPEAKER_02 3:41

Oh, go ahead. You know more about it than I do. I'm still trying to learn the rule. Nah, I I'm still trying to learn it too. I mean, but go ahead, Daddy. Oh, I was gonna say I know you're talking about when they're five yards apart, or you're talking about when they're in the center landed zone.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

Yeah, see the whole thing confusing, bro. Like I like I said, we we probably need to go through the season and see how how it actually plays out. I think we need more data, right? Um, and I I kind of want to see somebody returning. Like, let's see if if a few players are actually able to return some of these kickoffs for a fruit.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

So speaking of return, you know they're trying to have just the fields do return. You think he's gonna run one back? He should. Hey, he's fast enough to do it. I'm talking about score though, not just the back there. You think he's gonna score one?

SPEAKER_01 4:29

I don't think they should put him back there, bro. Because if he gets hurt, he's a quarterback at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

Yeah, I don't think they I'm gonna bless you. I don't think they should put him back there, but uh he's fast, he's fast.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

Yeah, because I think I told you, I think Russell Wilson, it's his job to lose. So I think till then, like they're gonna they're gonna use Justin Fields.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Yeah, but Justin Fields is a second second string quarterback, though, bro. Like, uh who's who's third string? What if he get hurt returning them kicks? Now you're you're down the quarterback, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:55

So but now to get back to the kickoff return rule, what I will say is it is more safe. Like I said, me and Diddy, we play football, and I played special teams. I know Diddy probably did too. And when you on a kickoff and you're on kickoff return, bruh, and you running from one opponent's 30-yard line to the other opponent's 10-yard line, yo, that's you giving somebody the to go forward on the thing, they're gonna be running 80, 100 miles per hour, and now you gotta try to catch them in a block. So, and most likely that don't happen. So I think the defenders being just 10, 20 yards away makes them more safer. Yeah, or five, whatever the case may be. I think it's more safer. Now, I I don't like it, but we'll see. We'll see. We'll see how happens. I don't know. I just know the rule has made special teams kickoff safer for both sides of the football.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

I'm not gonna lie, I think it's gonna be one team this year that's gonna have a returner that's gonna be eating like on the definitely hester type wave. I don't know who it's gonna be, but whoever got them on fantasy, these special teams gonna be eating.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

It's gonna be the pass, bro.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

It probably will be.

SPEAKER_03 6:19

I gotta do it to you.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

I am uh clown. I am a clown clown.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

Hey yo, the pats and last hot take.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

What we got? Let's do it. Oh, what's your thoughts on Olympic flag football?

SPEAKER_01 6:46

Oh, I don't like it. We shouldn't do it, yeah. I don't want to see that shit. I don't want to see that at all. Flag football, bro. What the heck? Nah, I don't want to see it. No, Captain.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

You'll be more open to it.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

If they have pads on, it's different. They actually tackling, but flag football, bro. I feel like it's just gonna be another version of the Pro Bowl game where they're not really taking it serious.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

I worry and I agree with you, I agree with you, Budgy. I I I don't want to see that, bro. That's like that's like the break dancing this year. You saw they had them gentrify breakdancers. Oh, yeah, they're trying to wear do-rags and sag their pants, thinking they run DMC. I think nah, I didn't see that. Nah, they had China, no offense to Chinese people, but they had Chinese people doing break dancing. I'm like, come on, bro. But I don't want to see no Olympic flag football. I'd rather see uh I don't know. I don't know if rugby is an Olympic sport yet. I but I'd rather okay, just leave it at rugby, and that's it.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

I'll bring up one making study tricking at the presidential. How y'all feel about that?

SPEAKER_03 7:53

Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

Your boy gotta go to the bathroom, bro.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

That look at kicking his ass. You say how you feel about Megastallion twerking, bro. At the um presidential for uh I feel like I feel like that was that was some nonsense, bro. Like, I don't wanna I don't wanna watch that. Like, especially for at where she was at, bro. I feel like there's a time and the place, and that wasn't the time nor the place. But also, bro, you know how I feel about Meg Destallion, bro. So my boy Tori out the jam, man. That's all I gotta say.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

I feel like it was good as sweet, because you know, I've I subscribe to the notion everything comes full circle. So she was given this massive platform to shake her ass for the black vote. I think by the time she became like a fan. He came back.

SPEAKER_01 8:42

Hold on, before you finish, before we continue, he came back like he snorted crack one. And he came back fast as hell, bro. Did you even wash your hands?

SPEAKER_00 8:54

Smell a little crack in you. Might have been 30 years ago. The more I look at you, the more you smell like crack.

SPEAKER_03 9:06

Hey, yo, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Hey, yes, my hands. What what's the topic?

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Uh, I don't know if she put it up. I can't see, but how you feel about make the style twerking for the uh the black boat, bruh.

SPEAKER_03 9:23

I don't know, man. These hoes and twerking, they do anything for you know, uh, what's that song? They do anything for clubs, yeah. So I just think that they do anything for the clubs. So that's my that's it, man. Megan Stein, why was she twerking at a presidential rally, bruh? What's what's going on with these people?

SPEAKER_01 9:50

Yeah, that's what I was saying, bro. That's a time in the place for that, bro. That wasn't no time in the place.

SPEAKER_03 9:54

Immigration, politics, gun laws, and you're up there shaking that coochie all over the place. You got your poochie lips all on TV. I give you a thousand dollars. Nah, man, I don't know, man. He brought up the last topic, or uh yeah, it's up here the mega stallion drum, bro. Oh word, unless I was just like a filler one, unless it unless we can run this into our off the cuff episode. What y'all think? Oh, it don't matter. Y'all got more y'all want to talk about, or you want to end this episode right here.