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SPEAKER_01Tulaks, how are you? I'm doing good. How you doing, T? I don't think we did a live stream in a minute. When was the last one? I think it was the draft party.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. When was the draft?
SPEAKER_01The draft was what late April?
SPEAKER_04April 23rd.
SPEAKER_01So we we about a month out, but we're back, man. I'm ready. I'm ready to talk about AC one totals, man. Let's do it. How you been though?
SPEAKER_04Um, I'm good. I'm ready to be back. I'm excited for this new season. We got new stuff coming up, you know. So I'm here. We here. Let's get it.
SPEAKER_01Let's go. Let's get it. All right. Oh, we got a comment already. What?
SPEAKER_04Who got a comment?
SPEAKER_01Oh, never mind. I don't know. That I think that's a spam. I think that's spamming on too. They're spamming us on Twitch. They're spamming us on Twitch. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02All right.
SPEAKER_04All right. So first we are going to do our favorite AFC total wins.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. All right. Well, I'll start it off, right? So I'ma go, right? Oh, oh, oh, my fault. My fault. My fault. I messed up. I know. I got it. I got it. My bad T. My bad T. Oh.
SPEAKER_04Did D D D want to join?
SPEAKER_01Oh, Padrino wanna join? Well here. I'm about to send him. All right, you got it. All right. Padrino about to hop on. Guess what? While T is giving the link to Padrino, look, I'm gonna have to solo myself in real quick. Let me solo myself. How do I do that?
SPEAKER_04I do. I don't even I do have the red hair.
SPEAKER_01T got the yes.
SPEAKER_02I was gonna say your hair look pretty nice. I must admit. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You bawling out the atmosphere.
SPEAKER_04This is how you oh uh go ahead.
SPEAKER_01Go back. Go back.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I thought you wanted to do a solo.
SPEAKER_01No, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
SPEAKER_04No, you're good. I thought you wanted to do a solo.
SPEAKER_01I thought you were about to say something. Okay, all right. All right, here goes my solo. Right, Chiefs. Oh, what a banner. Let me hit the banner. Let me get a banner. Oh, wait, okay. Chiefs under 10 and a half wins, man. I'm I know a lot of people are gonna be like, yo, what the fuck are you talking about, my nigga? Look, listen, I'm gonna tell y'all something, man. Look, first of all, the reason I like this bet a lot is because number one, my homes is not healthy. That nigga ain't healthy. That nigga go out there with that knee brace all he won't. That LCL, ACL, MCL, that shit fucked up. So I don't care what they say. Justin Fields is gonna be the starter come day one. And guess what? With Justin Fields, that means it's a whole new system he's learning. We've seen Justin Fields at multiple stops before. We already know he is not to be trusted. I'm not saying he's a bad quarterback, but he's just not to be trusted. So that's my reason. Number one. Mahomes is not healthy, and they're gonna have to rely on Justin Fields, at least for the first half of the season. You feel me? So that's number one. Two, I think this number is too high. This probably, I don't think the Chiefs is as dominant as they once was, bruh. Look, they got three teams in their division. That's good now. You got the Chargers who are coming off back-to-back 10 season wins, 10 win seasons. The Chargers uh win total as nine and a half. They believe the Chargers are gonna win 10 games. Denver Broncos win total is at nine and a half. They believe the Broncos are gonna win 10 games. And then you got the Raiders is at six and a half. They believe the Raiders are gonna win seven games. Excuse me. I don't even think the Chiefs dominate their division no more. If you ask me, I don't even think the Chiefs win their division, let alone win 11 games. And then guess what? The last thing I'm gonna say, man, they got some uh felonies on that team, man. They got uh Rachel Rice in jail. Man, how you gonna have your best wide receiver in jail, my nigga? And then you got Travis Kelsey, he's like a 1995 Buick out there, nigga runs slower than the motherfucker now, nigga run like Melassa, nigga run like Jamina Surah. So that's just me, man. And um, I just think the Chiefs, if this was two years ago, I'd be like, all right, nigga, you tripping. I'd be like, I'm tripping. But this is right now, they got felonies on the team, whatever you want to call it, felonists. They got old people on the team, and Mahomes is not 100% bruh. I don't think this team win 11 games. I think the most games this team win, it's nine. All right, I'm gonna bring my co-host back up to the stage, man. Look, we got El Padrino on the motherfucking building, and we got Fave Cup of T in the motherfucking building, man. What's happening?
SPEAKER_03What's the word? Scream at me, baby.
SPEAKER_02Scream at him on the phone.
SPEAKER_03So you got that red. I like that, yo. You gonna have the red when you be up there in Jersey?
SPEAKER_01Uh I see football season on the horizon. Tuning in with sports to get those winning locks. Hey man, shout out Hades, man. We appreciate that comment, man. T, I think you on uh we can't hear you, T. You might have to go out and come back in.
SPEAKER_04Can you hear me?
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, we can hear you now. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Yeah, we can hear you.
SPEAKER_04I think the Chiefs don't win more than seven games, to be truthfully honest.
SPEAKER_01You you how the how they gonna get to 11? I don't see them day day how to what you think, my nigga.
SPEAKER_03Nah, Chiefs gonna be trash this year.
SPEAKER_01Facts, yo. That's like how who set these lines, bro? If I could put 10k on this motherfucker, I would they just I don't know, you know, Vegas.
SPEAKER_04They just want people to do the under and then I don't know, but you think Justin Phil's gonna really do something for the team?
SPEAKER_01That's what I'm saying. I like Justin Phils. I do want him to get a chance somewhere, but bruh, this is your first year. You're trying to learn a new system. Uh dog, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was gonna say Chase got a lot going on. We can't put all the blame on Justin Phil.
SPEAKER_04No, not all on him, but it's a that's not even fair.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's not even fair. They got felonies, they got felonists, they got old Buicks out there. Uh he lost all their best players. Yeah, they lost their best corner, they bought both corners, bruh. How you lose both starting corners in one offseason, man. Fuck the next.
SPEAKER_04Yo, okay, yo, he's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Under 11 wins, man. Lock that shit, man. Lock that shit.
SPEAKER_04All right. So we're gonna get into are you changing your screen or no?
SPEAKER_01No, no, we should do that for the last part. We'll do that for the last segment.
SPEAKER_04All right, so we're gonna talk about some overhyped teams. Who is an overhyped team this season after the draft? Who you think is overhyped?
SPEAKER_01Hey man, people are gonna call me crazy. NFC only AFC, AFC.
SPEAKER_04I mean AFC only, okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, AFC only. So I'm gonna let I'm gonna I'm gonna talk while y'all get y'all's together, right? So I'm gonna go Patriots, my nigga. I know they won the Super Bowl last year, but the head coach. Yeah, I mean, I'm not one. Sorry. I I'm giving them niggas too much credit, too much credit. Blanche, you lucky you're not on the show. I'll be getting at you, dog. I'll be getting at you, dog. All right, so I'ma I'm gonna I'm gonna say that I'ma I'ma hold on, all right, all right, hold on. I'm gonna say the patriots, the patriots overrated, man. You got the head coach, fucking the journalist, and I just think, bro, I just think it's too many distractions around the team. They got Romeo Dobbs, but I I I don't know. I just don't find this team to be that good. Honestly, I think they got lucky last year. You feel me? I don't know how they got to the fucking Super Bowl last year. I think them niggas just got lucky. So um, I just think I think the one total at nine and a half. I don't think they touched 10 wins, bro. That's just my personal opinion, but I'll pass it to y'all now.
SPEAKER_04Go ahead, Dada.
SPEAKER_03I got three teams. T, you want to go first?
SPEAKER_04No, you can go first because I'm still thinking.
SPEAKER_03Ravens are gonna be trash, they don't got no wide receiver. Oh lord, yo, they're gonna be trash.
SPEAKER_02Super Bowl pick, they're gonna be trash.
SPEAKER_03Jaguars are gonna be trash, they didn't add nobody to the team, and they lost key players on defense. They're gonna be trash. Uh, overhype. Who else in the AFC? Chargers might struggle a little bit, but I think they're gonna sign a receiver after June 1st.
SPEAKER_01So let me ask you this. Uh I already bet on the Ravens to win the Super Bowl. My nigga, what makes you think the Ravens are gonna be asked? Uh come on, sir.
SPEAKER_03Who they got at wide receiver?
SPEAKER_01They got Zay Flowers, and they got that boy at the draft, uh Jacoby Lane or some shit. I forget his name, but he's tall. That nigga tall. That nigga tall.
unknownNah, Justin.
SPEAKER_01Oh, just to just to push back on that, right? They never been the past team, though. They always been the number one rushing team anyway, with Lamar and Derrick Henry.
SPEAKER_03So, what you think the game plan is gonna be this year? They're gonna be running or thaw. They they still gonna run.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they still gonna run. They got Derek Henry. You better put his 300-pound big ass in the A gap. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. He's 33. He better get 33 touchdowns.
SPEAKER_03Well, we go to the uh the underhyped team. I'm gonna tell you why they're gonna be trying.
SPEAKER_01All right, bet, bet, bet. All right, last question though. Uh uh for Jaguars, you said Jaguars gonna be overhyped. What if they trade for AJ Brown? What if they trade Brian Thomas for AJ Brown? What do you what do you think about that?
SPEAKER_03I don't think it's gonna happen because they already got Myers, Parver Washington, Travis Hunter. Still gonna be playing both ways a little bit, right? Ain't no need for them. And then who they gonna trade to get him?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, uh Brian Thomas and probably somebody else in the draft pick, maybe.
SPEAKER_03No, I think they still lost too much on defense. Devin Lloyd with the Panthers, uh Greg Newsome with the Giants, and they lost somebody else, too.
unknownYeah, yeah, you're right.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so that's all I got. That's all I got.
SPEAKER_04Well, this is a under hype but overhyped team, the Browns, just because they have that QB battle going on, so we don't know who is going to. Well, I think Deshaun Watson is gonna start, but Shador, Gabriel, and that new uh quarterback. I don't know why they keep getting quarterbacks. I'm just so confused. I don't understand what they're doing, but um, that's an over-under hype team because we don't know who's gonna start.
SPEAKER_01True. Uh, real quick, just yeah, we ain't gotta give crazy explanation, but who y'all think is gonna start the season? So for what for y'all for your answer, Deshaun Watson has been doing better in training camp OTAs than Shador. Go ahead, tears on you.
SPEAKER_04I think Deshaun Watson will start the season. I mean, they pay him all that money, he gotta do something. He was out last year, so he gotta start at least.
SPEAKER_03Shout out to the Bible port, that's what I said on that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you did. You did, you did. I do think Shador is gonna take the spot mid season, though.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
SPEAKER_01The the wind total is six and a half. You think them niggas get the seven wins, bro?
SPEAKER_04I guess sir. I think they can. They're not gonna be that trash, like they would not be that trash tonight.
SPEAKER_02Like, come on, come on, not my super bowl pick.
SPEAKER_01All right, anyway.
SPEAKER_04I think I put them in the super bowl too.
SPEAKER_01Me too. If you look at the OTAs, the vibes do look off the chart. That's all I'm saying. But vibes on one Super Bowl, but I get it, but it do look off the chart.
SPEAKER_04Sorry, y'all. I'm outside. All right, underhype teams. Padrino, you start.
SPEAKER_03Let's go. I got the Cleveland Browns, Houston, Texans. Uh, and I got one other team. I can't think of them right now, though. But that was my main tour.
SPEAKER_01All right, so I first before I give my official answer, I do like um the Texans. The win total is nine and a half. I think that's a lock for the over. I think the Texans definitely win 10 games, and I think they win a division by a land spot. But I do like the Texans. Uh my over underhyped team is the Titans because I think their win total is at five and a half. I think the Titans could definitely win six games. Some places is at six and a half. I think they could get the seven games. I think they can get the game.
SPEAKER_03You saying that because that's your team.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Look, look, look, you got Cam Ward, right? On his second year, right? And you got Brian, him with Brian Daybone. And guess what? They drafted Carnell Tate, my nigga. That's the number one she's been to draft, Carnell Tate, and we got Wandell Robinson, still got Calvin Ridley. I just think, man, how about this? I'm not saying they're gonna be great or playoff contender, but they will beat some motherfuckers that we don't expect. They will do that. They will. They I can see them beating the Chiefs on a random week eight. I think they won last year against the Chiefs. That yeah, I can see them doing that too. You feel me? That's what I'm saying. Don't sleep on them niggas. Don't uh hey, I think the Titans uh hit the over on their one total next and a half. That's just me.
SPEAKER_04Um, I would say the Colts. I think the Colts, I think like last year they did pretty good. Obviously, um Daniel Jones, you know, he got hurt, but I don't know. I think we should look for them. I think I we would look for them more than the Titans. I love Kim more, but let's come on now.
SPEAKER_03Nah, coach's gonna be trash. Coach a quarterback away from the Super Bowl, but Daniel Jones still gonna be messed up. Yeah, you know what?
SPEAKER_01They did they did catch us by surprise last year, though. And they did catch us off surprise last year. But I don't know about this year, bro. I'm sorry, I don't know. We'll see. I don't know. Daniel Jones 100, and then who the backup? Who's the backup? I don't even know, Padrino. Who who's the backup?
SPEAKER_03Backup for who?
SPEAKER_01The Colts Daniel Jones. Oh, uh Riley Leonard and Richard and Richardson, Anthony Richardson. Uh Anthony, Anthony Richardson might be on the way out. Who knows? Yeah, he's definitely on the way out. So, hey man, hey, hey, good luck with that, T.
SPEAKER_04Thank you. All right, so now we're gonna get into rapid fire, correct? Yep, and this is when we're gonna go over over under for all the AFC teams in rapid fire.
SPEAKER_01All right, y'all ready? We're just gonna bust it out over under, and we're gonna get up out of here. You ready? All right, Baltimore Ravens.
SPEAKER_02That's high shit.
SPEAKER_0111 and a half wins. Under it is minus 150 to the under. So obviously, a lot of people think they're gonna be under. So I alright. T.
SPEAKER_04Um, oh, we're just doing all the same team, giving our opinion.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_04Um, I think over because I haven't won the Super Bowl.
SPEAKER_01Oh, so you got the Ravens winning 12 games. I'm uh I'm uh I'm gonna take the under. I think they land right at 11, and 11 wins will still get them in the playoffs and to the Super Bowl. All right, we got Buffalo Bills at 11 wins. Under. Yeah, I'm gonna take the under two. I'm like, I'm I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Josh, I don't know. I don't know, but you're under.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm gonna take the under two as well. All right, we got uh Cincinnati Bengals nine and a half under woo! One over, one under. I guess I gotta break the tie. I guess I gotta break the tie. Um, I'm Bengals K until the death of me. So I'm gonna take under nine and a half. I don't know. I just don't like this. This is my worst team. I don't like they ass. So under we got we got the Browns, they sitting at six and a half wins. Over. I'm sorry, my niggas, but I'm gonna have to take the under. Uh Deshaun Watson ain't enough. Shador ain't enough to get them the seven wins. That's just me.
SPEAKER_04They can get seven wins. Who who's on their schedule?
SPEAKER_01I don't know, but we'll do that in another video.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01All right. We got Denver Broncos sitting at nine and a half. Over.
SPEAKER_04Is what's his name coming back?
SPEAKER_03Cool, Bolis.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he's gonna be good.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04Broncos best around with the Super Bowl this year. Okay, over. I'll go over.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I like the Broncos had a solid team. Sot very solid. They added Jalen Wilder. Um, I'm gonna take the over. I'm gonna take the over. I think they go over. We got the Houston Texans at nine and a half. Over. They're gonna uh run game this year. I like the over too. I like the addition of Dave Montgomery and the defense is the defense. We got the Colts sitting at eight and a half. I already know mine's under like a motherfucker, under like a motherfucker in this motherfucker. I'll agree with y'all. Ain't no way the coach winning nine teams. I don't know who they think they tricked daddy in. All right, we got Jacksonville Jack. We got Jacksonville Jaguars at nine and a half. That's a lot of winners. Under yeah, under. Yeah, I like the Jaguars. I like Trevor Lawrence, but I'm gonna have to take the under. Chiefs, I already gave my answer, but is that 10 and a half? Under. Yeah, I'm taking the under two. That's just crazy. 11 wins for Travis Kelsey on one leg is crazy. Oh, this is this is a good one. This is a good one. I ain't gonna lie. The Raiders at five and a half. That's a good one. The Raiders at five and a half. That's a good one. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_04That is a good one. I say over.
SPEAKER_03They're gonna steal one from the Chiefs because Mahomes probably not gonna be playing. They're gonna win the opening game.
SPEAKER_01So I'll give them uh over.
SPEAKER_04Over.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm gonna take the over to I think the Raiders get to six. They probably just win six. Yep. That's what I'm saying. I think probably they come down to the last fucking game of the season and they get that six one.
SPEAKER_03And you know, Mass Crush will be gonna show out because he was supposed to get traded.
SPEAKER_04That is great. That was great.
SPEAKER_01We got the Chargers. They said that 10 and a half. Before y'all answer, I'm gonna let y'all know they did win 11 games last year.
SPEAKER_04Last year.
SPEAKER_0111 games the year before that. Just saying. I gave them the over. They lined them over lucky this year. You're saying the charges won 11 games this year.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_01Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_04They got a good team.
SPEAKER_01All right. All right, we're gonna go to Miami Dolphins. It's sitting at four and a half. Under who they got?
SPEAKER_03Malik Willis. And Devin A Chan. That's it. And Devin Achan. See, how's he?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Devin A Chang. Alright, next. We got the Patriots at nine and a half. How we feeling?
SPEAKER_04I think they go over.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I give them an over.
SPEAKER_04Especially if they get AJ Brown.
SPEAKER_01Alright, I ain't gonna lie. I think if they go over, they'll win exactly 10 games. If it hits, they'll be right at the line. So I'm gonna take that.
SPEAKER_04That's fine. That's all we need.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm gonna I I'll take the over at 10 wins, even though they they'll take it. We got the Jets at five and a half. This I don't know what to do with this one. Me either.
SPEAKER_04Who their quarterback?
SPEAKER_03Geno Smith. I mean, he's not terrible, but I'm gonna get the under because somebody gotta lose all their games except for like two. But just gone. Jess got some better days coming. I will say that.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
unknownSee?
SPEAKER_04I'll do under two.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and I'll be the third one. I'm gonna do the under two. It's just they they they're gonna have a good team two years from now. Uh just not just not right now. In two years, they'll probably be a quarter quarterback away from being a good ass team. But for right now, nah, no, Steelers. First, before we even get into it, I was gonna say fucking rogers. And I know T gonna have an issue with that, but I still want to say why would you say that?
SPEAKER_04That is my uncle.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no. Actually, I apologize. Fuck that wigger.
SPEAKER_04Yo, sorry. Do y'all think we love the the wiggers?
SPEAKER_01Do you think the Steelers get to nine wins?
SPEAKER_03No, yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_01Come on, dog. I'm sorry, I love airports, but like I come on, Padre.
SPEAKER_03If they if they um have a winning season, you know, I've been doing my research. Uh they're gonna pass the cowboys for consecutive uh winning seasons.
SPEAKER_01No, no, fuck that stat. That's that's that don't mean right now. I'm taking that like that's the hell no stats do make do do have a place in this world, but not with these fuck ass today, right?
SPEAKER_04All right, not too much. We got it. I said under two.
SPEAKER_01All right, we got one more team. Oh, actually, I like this six and a half, seven wins, minus one ten on both sides. So people don't know what to think of the Titans. That's what that tells me. You said Raiders or the Titans, the Titans at six and a half. Under okay, respect it.
SPEAKER_03That's because you were dissing my team last episode.
SPEAKER_01But you know what? I think if the Titans do go under, it'll be at the mark, like at six, they'll probably be six six games. That's why I think they'd be like six and eleven or six or some shit like that.
SPEAKER_04I love you, Cam. I'm gonna take the under two. But six, like you said, they win six games. Yeah, I you know what they they still building up, you still gotta get it together. So, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Padrino, I agree with you, but I mean, I think they go maybe six or seven wins, seven at the most for sure. Um, they're building a new stadium next year. Is probably when they'll go over this. Um, so for right now, I do think they go six and eleven. That's just my opinion.
SPEAKER_04I just be wondering, this economy is such in debt, and these football stadiums is being built like left and right. Where's this money coming from?
SPEAKER_01Man, they got money for that shit. Them rich, rich. Them niggas borrow fake money, them niggas be buying shit with fake money, and then we go there and spend our real money.
SPEAKER_04Yep, yep.
SPEAKER_01That's that bullshit. We go there and get chicken tender fries and drink beer, and they build the shit off fake money. But anyway, go ahead.
SPEAKER_04Well, that was our AFC way, way, way too early predictions. Um, again, I have Mr. Two Ox, Padrino, and myself babe cup of tea. We will be back. We're gonna give you AFC, we're gonna talk about Day Day's Giants, of course. It's always gonna be a topic. Um, and yeah, that's it. That's all. This was this episode. Thank you for tuning in. Who did? And if y'all are watching the replay, we thank you as well. See y'all.
SPEAKER_01Peace.
