NFC WIN TOTALS PREDICTIONS 👀

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We are not professionals. We are not financial advisors. This is all for entertainment. We are just a few dummies letting y'all know what we play. We do not recommend any bet, but if you do bet, bet responsibly. Call 1-800 Gambler for help. What's up, y'all? Welcome back. This is Gambler's Paradise, another way, way, way, way too early episode. But we gotta give it to you. If you recall or if you don't know, two weeks ago we did AFC win totals, talked about the AFC. So this week is the NFC. It is me, your host, Faith Cup of Tea, and we have Mr. Tulocks with us today.

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It's your boy, man. What's going on, T? What's happening?

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What's happening? Nothing happening. I'm ready for football.

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Nothing happening. I was gonna say, because this basketball dragging out, who you think is gonna win out of the uh Spurs and Knicks? You think Spurs come back or is I think the Spurs?

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I think the Spurs are gonna win. I mean, the Spurs won't win tonight, but they're gonna win. The Knicks are gonna win at home. That's how they win.

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They're gonna win at home, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I was gonna say, I want Knicks to win at home because I just want to see the chaos in the streets. I O'Kee want to see it. Yeah. So who you got uh for finals MVP? Brunson, big body Brunson.

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I don't know. I mean, everybody's gonna say him, but I feel like Kat or OG have been playing like a great game. So yeah, like he's been the one that starts carrying the team in the second half. So of course everybody's gonna say Jalen Brunson, but I think either Kat or him or Jalen Brunson deserve it. But I think it just depends on who shows up for this last game, last two games.

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Right, right, right. Oh man, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

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But with that being stated, it is 91 days until the NFL season starts. It was 91 days, yes, and 79 until college football starts.

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So let me ask you this. I know you weren't tuned into college football last year. You you gonna you still not gonna tune into it?

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I I mean I watched it after the show, like when y'all was talking about it, but it's still not. I don't know, I don't know why I can't get into college football, which is they come from there, so I should you know want to know the players that are playing, you know. But um I do watch it like on Saturdays after we get off the show, off the show, I will watch it. So I'm not opposed to it. All right, yeah.

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I think I just think it's too many moving parts and shit. Yeah, and hold on, I have to use a different camera real quick, so I might go off the screen. I'm gonna switch to a different camera.

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Okay, okay. Oh, you're still here?

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Yeah, I'm still here. Just you can't see my black ass face. Let me see.

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We're having some technical difficulties, y'all. But um, NFC, if anybody watches the I mean anybody's team is an NFC, y'all can always comment on our YouTube and give us your opinions, and we will bring it up the next time we get on, or on our Instagram. We're always posting TikTok, Twitter. I mean, threads. We're always there. So yeah, fuck Twitter.

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We on threads with it. We on threads with it.

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He loves threads. All right, so let's get into it today. Again, is NFC. I mean, yeah, NFC. Yes, NFC. Um, the first is a favorite win totals. Who do you have?

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All right, you can put it up, man. Give me Cowboys over 9.5 wins, man. I like this bet a lot. I already, excuse me. I already bet the Cowboys to get 10 wins. I already bet the Cowboys to win a division, and I already bet the Cowboys to win an NFC and make it to the Super Bowl. That's how bullish I am on the Cowboys this year. Call me crazy. But I'm rocking with the Cowboys this year. I think they got an upward trajectory. The offense is solid. The reason I like this pick, because they was able to keep George Pickens. If they ain't keep George Pickens, I would not be fucking with these niggas. Yeah, but they got Lamb, Ferguson, and Pickens. Bruh, just Lamb and Pickens alone is threatening, you know what I mean? They're gonna scare defenses, them two alone. Uh, and then you know, Dak Prescott, he's like the James Harden of the NFL. He always gonna put up numbers, but will he win? I don't know. But he always does his part. He put up numbers, he might fold in the clutch moments, but he will give you 4,000 passing yards on the season and about 30 passing TDs. So now the difference maker for me is they upgraded the defense. Like you said in the last video, T, you said they drafted Caleb Downs. Yeah, they got them uh the best defensive player in the draft possibly at safety. They drafted Malachi Lawrence at DN. They got Quinn Williams coming back on the D-line. They uh got Rashawn Gary, Jalen Thompson. I just think they were scoring 30 plus points a game and still losing. Yeah, that's because the defense was giving up 40-50 points. Now, the defense only give up 7-14. That's gonna equate to more wins in my eyes and my book. So give me the Cowboys to be a much better team. I like them to go to the Super Bowl. I do, I do call me crazy, but I like them to go to the Super Bowl. Give me Cowboys over 9.5 wins as my best NFT one total, but okay.

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Well, I'm gonna keep it with the nine and a half total wins, and I'm taking the Chicago Bears. I think last year they were a very great team. Um, obviously, they beat my team. Um, and I think that continues. Um, Caleb just became the what uh Matt and cover with his painted nails, but I still think that he has the potential to take it very far. So I'm gonna keep my favorite win totals is Chicago Bears over nine and a half wins.

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And I like that bet because the uh the head coach Ben Johnson, he does run like a crazy ass offense. He knows how to draw up plays to just get the defense where he wants him to be. I like he's an offensive coordinator mastermind. Um, the only thing I'm worried about with Caleb Williams is is he's gonna get the Madden curse. You know, every every time somebody goes be in the front of Madden the year after their career just start to go down. I don't know what it is. Every Madden athlete, once they get on that cover, they just go down. But what you think? Do you think what you think about that?

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I mean, we'll see. I mean, I think when you like, I think anybody when they're the face of a cover, it just hypes them up. So maybe that's the curse because people just you know, like they're the face of a cover, but we'll see. We just gotta see how he plays. I think he I think he did well last year, though.

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Okay, all right. Let's go to what next what's next? Overhyped teams?

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Yes, overhyped teams in the NFC.

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All right, let's do it. Pit up minds. I'm going with the Packers, ain't the same, bruh. That's just what I'm saying. The Packers. Sorry, T. I apologize. Um I gotta do it to you. You don't I don't think the Packers gonna be the same. Look, right, I like how you gonna pull a me on me. How you gonna pull a me on me? It's crazy. All right, nah, I'm just not rocking with the Packers. No, to be fair, I'm not saying the Packers are gonna be ass. They got the win total at 11. I don't see the Packers winning 11 games. That's a lot, and in that division with the Vikings, you got Kyle Murray, JJ, Addison, Juan Jennings, you got the Lions coming back, still good, and then you got the Bears. You say you like the Bears over nine and a half, so that's three teams in a division that's predicted to win 10 games. All four teams can't win 10 games, you know what I mean? Somebody gonna somebody gonna have to be the motherfucking loser, somebody gonna have to go seven and ten, somebody gonna have to go eight and nine. Somebody I I feel like it's gonna be the Packers.

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It might be us. Um, I mean, Michael Parsons should be back, but he just came off an inner injury. They extended Jalen Reed, they got rid of Dobbs. Um, Christian Watson. You know, okay, when I'm breaking this down here, it looks bad, but I have I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

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Joy Love, and he coming, he's coming off an injury too, right?

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Yes, no, Joy Love, yeah, and he just had Christian Watson to them, man.

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Christian Watson, he can't stay healthy, yeah. Jaden Reed, he's he's good, but is can he be consistent? Yeah, can he be the number one alpha dog then Matthew Golden? I mean, everybody thought he was gonna be the best thing to slice bread.

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A little bit more though, they need to involve him a little bit more. Tucker Kraft, I think if they involve him too, like we have a good chance.

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We got we got something, like and Tucker Kraft is hurt too. Tucker Kraft hurt too.

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Oh, yeah. It's he's yeah, he hurt too.

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Yeah, well, he says he says he'll be ready by week one, but he's still banged up. Then Michael Parsons, y'all best uh just yeah, I think y'all get out to a slow start. Uh but I'm not saying y'all can't come back, but I think y'all just get out to a slow start, y'all probably finish around the eight, nine win range. That's all I'm saying.

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I can see that. I can agree with you on something.

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Now, how about you? What you got?

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I have Seattle, no repeat. I agree with that for sure. No repeat. They got rid of the best thing that they have. I mean, Jackson Smith Majigba, he's great, whatever. Um, AJ Garner, he stepped up during the Super Bowl. So, like, they have pieces, but Kenneth Walker, why would y'all trade him to Kansas City? That didn't make any sense. So, no repeat for Seattle. I don't see it. I don't think that's the ring.

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I don't think I agree with you, T. I don't think they repeat. Um Sam Darnell is a good quarterback. I like Jackson Smith and Jigba, but this year you can't go around sneaking up on teams. Like last year, no one knew what to think of Seattle. Like, you know what I'm saying? No one knew what to think of Jackson Smith and Jigba was on a different planet. This nigga wasn't then he went off as a player of the year.

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I think so, yes.

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Jackson Smith and Jigba, low key, carry and Kenneth Walker carried this whole team.

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Yeah, they're gonna be a good one.

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Plus the defense, plus the defense. Now, now you don't got Kenneth Walker, and then long. I hate to say it, but don't let JSN get hurt or miss a few games. You're fucked.

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They're done.

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You gotta rely on Zach Charbonnet. Yeah, you gotta rely on a nigga named Zach Charbonnet. So um, I agree with you. I don't think Seattle go back. Too much talent in the NFC to go back. Um, like you got the Cowboys, Bears, Vikings. No, it's too much.

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Commanders, too much.

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No, I'm not saying commanders, fuck no Eagles. You got the fuck no, fuck no. You just threw me off. You just do let me take a shot because you just threw all you just come on, you can't say this.

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Commanders, we just gotta think of what you know was there.

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Hell no. All right, all right, let's talk about underrated teams. You ready?

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Underrated teams, and uh, we can stay on this because I'm gonna agree with you. I didn't have one, but I agree with you.

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Okay, so we both rock with the Panthers. I'll keep it quick. Then only reason I like the Panthers is they see they started to catch their stride last year, you know. Bryce Young, he got benched, but once he came back, he started feeling himself. That boy got some newfound confidence in himself, boy. And then I like Tep McMillan. They were starting to grow a connection. Only thing I don't like is that country nigga. But if he could finally Yeah, yeah, yeah, raccoon and you raccoon. So uh if he if he could like come help and provide something, I just think this is a good team. I like that they signed Jalen Phillips in the offseason from the Eagles, uh the Bolshevik pass rush. So I mean, I think they got a good and the reason I like that is because the their division is not that good. I don't think the Falcons are gonna be that good.

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Yeah, me either.

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I don't think and the Saints, everybody hyping up this Tyler Sherrow nigga. I don't think the Saints are gonna be that good either. And then what's the Tampa Bay Bucks? I've already placed a bet that they missed the playoffs. So that tells you what I think about Tampa Bay.

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They said Mike Evans' been doing good in San Francisco, so yeah.

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That's what I'm saying. Tampa Bay missing the offensive best player, and they just lost their defensive best player. So um Panthers could win a division.

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They could, they could, and they were close last year, like you said. Um, Bryce, he started off slow. Um, so I think that if they just hit the ground running this year, then they got a chance. They really do. Um, and I also think they should use Jimmy Horn a little bit more. You know, I love Colorado. He's fast, so they gotta figure out how to incorporate him with Xavier and else, and they they could win more than what is their win total? Seven for sure.

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Was it six point five, right? Six point five.

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Well, I see seven seven and a half, no, just seven.

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Oh, so it is it yeah, wait, it uh it is six and a half, so they gotta win seven games. Seven games. Okay, yeah. So I I feel like that's reachable for them. I really do.

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I do, I do too, especially with the division that they have. Yep.

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Alright. You ready to do rapid fire?

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Rapid, let's go.

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All right, let me share the screen. We're gonna go through them all. Let me get a screen up here. Oh, let me take this banner off. Banner, let me go to all right. So let's do it. You ready, T? Ready, rapid fire, rapid fire, rapid fire. We got the Cardinals at four and a half wins. Do you think they win five or no?

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Under.

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I'm with you. I'm taking the under. I think they're trying to tank for the best quarterback in next year's draft.

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And they need to.

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Hello. We got the Falcons at seven and a half wins. What were we thinking? I go while you think about it. I I'm gonna go while you think about it. I'm gonna take the under. Okay, I'm gonna take the under just because you know I don't know how two are gonna be in the new offense. And it's I don't know if Michael Peenis is healthy. Stop. All right, we got the Panthers at six and a half. What we feel over. We agree. Chicago Bears at nine and a half. Over. I agree with that over as well. Cowboys at nine and a half.

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Over. That's a tough one.

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I but I could see I could see under. If you would have said under, I would have saw, I would have understood.

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I could see under two, but we just never know. They might have it might finally click this year. I don't know, but we'll say over right now.

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You know what I know is it's always them years where you think it's something not gonna happen, is when it happened. Yeah, like every everybody out in the ravens this year, right? They're like, Man, them niggas was ass last year. Watch them niggas make the Super Bowl this year.

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That's what I think. I still think that's what I'm saying.

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Because nobody betting them, nobody, nobody showing them no love. They like these niggas was ass last year, missed the playoffs. Once they get to the super bowl, watch this year be the fucking year, the year that you give up on niggas. Anyway, that was my that was enough for my movie.

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Okay, go ahead.

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We got they got Detroit Lions at 10 and a half.

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Detroit is good. Detroit is good. They just I don't know what happens, but they are good.

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Um that's a lot of fucking wins, man.

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Let's take the under.

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I'm gonna take the under two. I I'm glad you said that. I because everybody in this division can't win. You know what I mean? You got the Bears is at 10, Lions at 10, Packers at no Lions at 11, Packers at 11, and then what's the last team in the division? Vikings. I think they're at like nah.

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They're at like seven.

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Yeah, so anyway, Packers, what you got? 10 and a half, uh 11 wins for the Packers.

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Over. I have eight.

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All right, over. I'm gonna take the under.

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I know you are.

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All right, so what's the next NFC team? We got the Rams at 12. They are the highest on the board. God damn. What do you think the Rams get the 12 wins?

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I'm thinking about the video that I sent you when he was laughing at Miles Garrett. Sean, he was laughing, he said and trying to laugh his jaws off.

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Right. I will know what I'll answer. I'll answer first. Yes, I actually I'm gonna take the over low key. I'm gonna take the over. I think if Matt Staff will stay healthy, they should win 12 games.

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And it's isn't his last year, maybe.

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No, they just extended him, I think, for another year or two, or something like that.

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Yeah, I think so they could get what's his name together. Okay, um, I'll take the over with you.

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Yeah, I I I know it's super high. Many teams don't win 12 games, probably like only two or three teams win 12 games a year. Um, but I I like the over Vikings at eight and a half. They got Kyler Murray up in there. You taking the under? Now hold on, can we? I just want to talk about this real quick because you know you got Kyle Murray, you got JJ McCarthy. I feel like those are two decent quarterbacks. They're not great, they're not ass, but they're decent, right?

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But JJ was not doing his thing.

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But listen, listen, hear me out. If you've got Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, and Juan Jennings, how much do you really need to do?

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That's true, but I feel like Jettis was in. Did he reach a thousand yards last season?

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Right now.

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All right, we can go over. No, no, no.

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I'm not trying to change your opinion. I'm not trying to change your opinion, but I just I did just want to talk about the Vikings real quick. I uh I you said under, I'll put the under.

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But but I'm just saying, if we got Detroit, Green Bay, Chicago, somebody.

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Yeah, I just think this is the biggest what if team out there. Because if Colin Murray comes out here spazzing, these niggas could probably win 10 games.

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They could.

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All right. So let's go. You're gonna keep it under?

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Yeah.

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All right, we got the Saints at seven and a half. I already know my answer.

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Under.

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Yeah, I'm taking the under. I don't know what the the the hype is about these niggas. I don't get it, but we got the Giants at seven and a half.

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Where's where's Padrino? Where's um the Giants?

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I mean how much more can they do every year? You know what I'm saying? It's like every year is the year. It's like which how much more could they do? Um I give them seven wins.

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I yeah, I think yeah, yeah, I'ma I'm gonna go I'm gonna agree with you. I think seven wins on the dot because I do like their defense. The defense is elite. Oh, oh, great. I mean, good, I would say. But the offense, you asking me to rely on Jackson Dirt, Odell Beckham, and Cam Scatterbow to get eight wins. You I I can't get there. Nah, not with them niggas. Now them niggas. I'm sorry, Padrino.

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Odell might have something to prove. We don't know, but yeah, I'll say seven on the dot, like seven wins.

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That's what I'm saying. That if you take the over, you pin all your trust into Jackson Dirt, Cam Scatterbow, and uh 15-year-old veteran at Odell. I I can't do that. I just nah. This is also a tough one to answer. Eagles at 10 and a half. That's a high number without AJ Brown.

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Yeah.

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That is a very high number without AJ Brown.

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And then what's his name? Melika Malik. Makai Lemons. He got a this is his first time. He gotta get, you know, you know, he gotta adjust.

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Yeah.

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Um Devontae Smith, obviously he's receiver one.

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And you know, he got a frail frame. You know, I mean if he is That's what I'm saying. They if they use him like a wide receiver one and he he gonna fuck around and get hurt, then I don't know what the fuck you're gonna do.

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No, I feel like I don't know. We gotta see, but um 11 wins. I give them 10, so let's do the under.

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Oh, who the? You said under?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm gonna take the under too. I I I can't get to 11 with the Eagles. That that's too high. Uh 49 has already got my answer for this as well. Um, they're at 10 and a half. I've also bet this already, by the way. Under. Under like a motherfucker. Under like a motherfucker. Not in that division. With the Seahawks and Rams. And don't let the Cardinals sneak a win in there. Oh no, fuck no.

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Yeah.

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It's just that they got they got good names on paper, but them niggas hurt. Like George Kittle was hurt. Mike Evans hurt. Uh Kristen McCaffrey played all last year, but that nigga hurt. Uh Fred Warner hurt. They got big names. These niggas is hurt. Like if this was like three years ago, I would take the over like a motherfucker. I know, right? But yeah. Yeah, no. We got Seattle back again with 11 wins.

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Over.

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I'm gonna take the under. I'm not.

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Let me see. Well, I said the Rams won't have over. So under.

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Yeah, I'm gonna take the under. I just 11. I don't yeah, I don't think people understand how hard it is to win 11 games.

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11 games.

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Because you could lose to a team like the Titans in week five, and it just fuck your whole shit up. All right. Oh, I already got my answer to this one too, but Tampa Bay, eight and a half. Under taking that under like a motherfucker. Under like a motherfucker. All right. And we got Washington Commanders at eight wins.

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Commanders. Um that's another frail quarterback. Jaden Daniels. Yeah. Hear me. Just you know what I'm saying? Eat a little bit more protein. You see what happened to your arm last season. You know what I'm saying?

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Right.

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Woke up a little bit.

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Just a tad bit.

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I think they could get eight wins. What they got last year?

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I think they were seven. They won seven games last year. I think. Or no, five and or seven. All I know is the last 12 games, they only won two of them.

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Oh, they only won five.

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Yeah.

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There was five and twelve.

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I'm gonna take the under personally. Um, I'm gonna take the under.

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Okay, I would agree with you. You two after that data that I just saw.

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Well, yeah, I'm gonna take the under. I'm not saying they're gonna be a worse team, it's just the division is good. Yeah, the Eagles is good, the Giants are okay, the Cowboys is good.

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Mm-hmm.

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Somebody that looks like he and you gotta remember the commanders had the worst defense. Them and the Bengals had the worst defense last year, so I don't think the defense just got that much better. Better now, but no, nah. So, yeah, that is rapid fire NFC one totals, y'all. Let's come back to the main screen. Let me remove this. All right, I don't know why that's like that.

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Well, uh, yeah, split up again.

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Yeah, what the helly? All right, we back.

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We're back. Well, that was the NFC portion of our way, way too early bets for the football season. Again, 91 days until the season starts. We will be back every week until then. Again, I am your host, Faith Cup of Tea, and this is Mr. Tulocks, and we will see y'all soon. We will see y'all soon. We will make sure y'all tune in, make sure y'all follow us on Instagram. Peace.