Daddy Daughter Scary Horror 6.17 Season 6 Wrap Up

It was a long road and a fun hike , but Eric and Serling finally arrive at the summit of our "F" horror movie season.  Which movie was our scariest?  Which movie had the best baddie?  Which would make the best boardgame (some controversy on this one)?  Would you shell out for "Fright Night" or "Flatliners" at the Met?  Listen slow and carefully.  It's all here.  We're excited to see you next Season for the "G"s.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Do you see it?

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How are you gonna cast it though?

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That's what makeup is for.

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How are you gonna chop people's legs off with makeup?

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We don't need to have those people.

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Oh, look, those people, listen to you. I'm not horrible. Horrible. You should be ashamed to use it. Raise your better. It has been quite a ride.

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It has.

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Season six. No more. Well, after this episode. What do you have to say looking back?

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The F's clip was the best part.

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Which F's clip?

SPEAKER_04 1:01

Oh yeah, we had a lot. Um this one?

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It's in an F. Congratulations. Or maybe this one.

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Or perhaps this one.

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Point is there were a lot to choose from. Just like there were a lot of movies to choose from this season. Do you want to remind the viewers out there of all the movies we watched?

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We there are so many.

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Here, I printed them out for you.

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Oh, thank you.

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You can refresh your memory too.

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Yeah. Uh so there we got Fear Street. I'm gonna.

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Started off with Fear Street.

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That sounds like eight seasons ago.

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No, it sounds like so long ago. It was right after we moved here, which was in August. Now it's June.

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Uh Final Destination. Five Nights at Freddy's. Flatliners.

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So we started off weak, and then it starts getting stronger here. So Flatliners, yeah.

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The fly.

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The original fly, yeah. And then the Food of the Gods. Yeah. That's what we we had our first um special guest. Your Aunt Blythe was on Food of the Gods. Remember that? Ah, yes.

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Yes. Uh Frankens Dying the Monster from Hell. Which is our third most popular download.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

Weird, because I didn't know anybody knew that movie or cared about that movie. Because sometimes we do kind of obscure scraping the bottom of the barrel kind of stuff on the show. But yeah, and I would really say it's our second most popular movie because our second highest download is for our ver first show. So I don't even count that. Oh we're so it's our second most popular movie after Alien.

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Freaks. Friday the thirteenth. Friday the thirteenth, part seven, The New Blood, the Carrie kind of uh Fright Night Frogs, The Fun House.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Wait, Fright Nights and then what? Come on, do it.

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Frogs.

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Thank you. And then we ended with what?

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The fun house.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

The fun house. Right. And then we did a bonus episode, too. We talked about Trailblazer movies, movies that um started a new trend in horror in each of the decades from the thirties through when do we go? Through the sixties or do we do the seventies?

SPEAKER_04 3:15

We left off at the s like the seventies, right?

SPEAKER_01 3:18

I think we covered the sixties. We're gonna do part two, we're gonna do the seventies and beyond.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

I'm gonna check. Yeah, we ended at the seventies.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

Okay, yeah. Um catch us up a little bit on you. So you finished up your school year. Did you get straight A's? Did you check? We should double check on school. I will. Okay. Yeah, uh you had a great first year here, sixth grade, tough year, but you did amazingly. I'm very proud of you. And um what else has been going on?

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Oh, we just got back from uh Connecticut.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Yeah, why were we in Connecticut?

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Maggie and Sonny's engagement party.

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Yeah, that was fun. We didn't get to visit the Friday the thirteenth Part 2 Lodge.

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No, we didn't.

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And no Kevin Bacon sightings in town.

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I know. We drove past a party though.

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Yeah, he was like there's something going on at his place. Uh and no Rob Zombie sightings either, but that's okay. Okay, so let's just jump in. All right. What do you want to talk about? Do you want to talk about the funnest movie we watched this season? The scariest or the most fun.

SPEAKER_04 4:21

Great.

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Uh w what would you guess, now that we sort of recapped them, what would you think? Because we each give them a score on how fun they are in our phonometer. What do you think the most highest rated on the phonometer movie we watched this season?

SPEAKER_04 4:35

Uh probably either The Fly or Friday the 13th.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

No. With a 7.75 out of 10 on the phenometer. Fright night.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

Yeah. You gave it an eight. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

I get a seven point five. Makes sense. Um runner-up for uh the funnest movie of the season was The Fog. Did we mention the fog? I don't even think we mentioned that when we were doing our recap. I forgot about the fog. I was happy to see it on make the list, though. But you gave this a 7.5, and so did I. 1980s The Fog. Scariest movie.

SPEAKER_04 5:09

Uh probably Friday the 13th.

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Uh Runner Up, second place scariest. A little bit of surprise here, I think, but it's the 1986 remake of the fly.

SPEAKER_04 5:20

Oh.

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You gave it a six point five, I gave it a four. I think there are a lot of jump scares in it. That's what gave it such a high rating for you. But the winner for scariest movie of the F's coming in at a five point five, and you had five SGS moments. So some of you got scared moments. So you gave it a solid five, and I gave it a six. Yeah, the original Friday the 13th. And that makes sense to me. So so far our winners in these categories uh make sense, which is good.

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It means our instincts were right, so that's that's good for us.

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That's good for us.

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What about uh impactometer, impactometer?

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So most impactful F movie.

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Probably Friday.

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Impact a runner up.

unknown 6:00

Friday night.

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Nice to see an oldie but goody on here.

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Fly.

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1932 is freaks. Oh scoring at 8.25. Okay. Eight from me, eight point five from you. Okay, okay. So coming in at a nine point two five. So you gave this an eight point five?

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Friday thirteenth.

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Yeah. I gave it a full on ten.

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Yeah.

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So the winner in the impactometer is Friday the thirteenth. Part one.

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Yeah. Well, just because there's so many sequels to the sequels.

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Yeah. And it was the slasher trailblazer for the eighties.

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And it's something that like every teen audience member can really like connect to.

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Like what do you mean?

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Like going to work at a summer camp, going to summer camp, dropping your child off at summer camp.

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Are you gonna you're gonna be a counselor at a summer camp when you get old enough, right?

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Yeah. I think it's like 13 though.

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I think, yeah, to be a counselor in training, yeah. Maybe next year.

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But yeah.

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Friday the 13th has mystery.

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Pretty good acting, too.

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Yeah, speaking to Kevin Bacon. Yeah. Who was avoiding us like the plague this past weekend. Great gore. Cool plot twist.

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And that surprise ending. Like, come on. Iconic.

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And that's what left it like wide open for so many sequels. So now let's talk about a little bit more what we do on the wrap-up show for the people who are just tuning in for the first time. So we do have a lot of new fans this year.

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So we talk about what movie would make the best video game, seek what deserves a sequel or needs a sequel for me, at least. Uh the best musical, like Broadway musical.

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So if you were to change it into a musical on Broadway, what would be your first choice? So what where do you want to start? Do you want to go video game, board game, musical, reboot, sequel?

SPEAKER_04 7:44

Best villain, best hero.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

Oh, that's right. We added that.

SPEAKER_04 7:47

Yeah, we added that. Um I'm gonna go with my best hero. Okay, so who was the best hero of I said uh Dina Johnson from Fear Street, who's the main girl. I really liked her like overprotective behavior to keep her loved ones safe, like her brother, her ex, who she still has feelings for. I loved it. And I thought that she was a like a she was very brave, and uh she was a really good final girl for me for the movie. And I thought that that final showdown with her, I was like, she's lost almost everything, and she's still going. Like that's I love it.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

Like literally, because they have to kill her, they have to get her so close to death, so the three serial killers think she's dead, and they think that's what's gonna break the curse.

SPEAKER_04 8:38

Shout out uh back to the bread kill.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Oh yeah. Was that the coolest kill from the whole season?

SPEAKER_04 8:44

Yes, yes, it was. But yeah, best hero for me, Dina Johnson from Fear Street.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

Cool. So that's who you would want to play in the movie. Best hero for me.

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No. God damn it. That's right.

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Pickett Smith, baby, from Frauds. Sam Elliott. That's who I would be as a character in one of the movies that we watched.

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You just want the girl because she's pretty.

SPEAKER_01 9:10

Yeah, those were cool 1970s too.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

Alright, so you would be Dina from Fear Street, I'd be Sam Elliott in Fury.

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Very different times.

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Uh, what about best villain or best killer?

SPEAKER_04 9:22

I said Jason's mother.

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Oh, that's a great one.

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Uh-huh.

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So Jason's mother in Friday the thirteenth over Jason in Friday the thirteenth, part seven. Yeah. We watched both of these.

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Uh, because she's like a tragic character, but she's so evil, and it was incredible to watch her manipulative personality and just that scene with the main girl. I think Annie is her name, but uh she tries to like convince her.

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Annie was the first girl who gets killed. Alice.

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Alice, Alice. She's trying to convince Alice that she's this kind mother who's willing to help her. It's so evil and cruel. Yeah. But then so like like the movie just throws curve bolts at your emotions, and I'm like Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

Oh my god. I love that pick. Yeah. Excellent.

SPEAKER_04 10:03

Thank you. But you know who my second place was?

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Who?

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The girl from Freaks. I loved her so much.

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Cleopatra?

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The two villains from Freaks. The perfect duo.

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What's his name? The strong man and Cleopatra. I can't remember what his name was. Um I'm gonna go Seth Grundel from The Fly, the remake. Because he's so smart and cocky, and then everything just gets pulled out from under a is he a hero or a villain?

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Because he's somewhere in between.

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He gets Well, he's gotta be there's gotta be a villain in that. So he's gotta be a little bit more than a little bit.

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He's like, love me.

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That's why I like him. He's vulnerable, he's cocky, he's uh falling apart.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Alright, I think we should save the video game and board game for last because those are the like the longest ones.

SPEAKER_01 10:48

Okay, you want to go for musical?

unknown 10:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

So what of the movies we watch in the F's do you think would make the best Broadway musical? Keeping in mind that some of them have been made into musical. So The Fly has been a musical. Uh I think that might be it.

SPEAKER_04 11:05

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Frogs. No, it wasn't. Should be. Uh, but I said freaks. How are you gonna do freaks as a musical?

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Hear me out.

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I'm hearing I'm I'm not going into it.

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I think that like a carnival setting would be really cool for a Broadway musical. And like a lot of great ensemble songs for the freaks, like just like introduction songs, like one of us could be a song.

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Do you see it?

SPEAKER_00 11:28

How are you gonna cast it though?

SPEAKER_03 11:30

That's what makeup is for.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

How are you gonna chop people's legs off with makeup?

SPEAKER_03 11:37

We don't need to have those people.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

Oh, look, those people, listen to you. I'm not horrible. Horrible. You should be ashamed of use that raise you better than this.

SPEAKER_04 11:48

No, but like I think the acting scenes would be like emotional and tender with like the dwarfs and the relationship where she's like getting kind of pulled towards different directions.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

People are only gonna go see it for the scene where they're slithering through the mud to kill the drawing man prevents. Okay, so much. Do you have to fill a Broadway stage with mud?

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Yes.

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Like just think about it. And the trapeze scene, Broadway could do that.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

I'm just saying it's gonna be difficult to cast. Shh.

SPEAKER_04 12:23

Broadway can do it.

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But a good poll. We've got a good range of what movies we're picking for each of these categories.

SPEAKER_04 12:29

I feel like I know it. Wait.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Oh, you think you know what my musical is?

SPEAKER_04 12:32

If it's Food of the Gods, I'm gonna walk out of there and it's gonna pick up the audio of the doorstone. Why would you be so opposed to a Food of the Gods musical? Is it Food of the Gods? Might be. Is it frogs or Food of the Gods?

SPEAKER_01 12:44

I'll give you a hint. It starts with F. It's flatliners.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

That would be a good musical.

SPEAKER_01 12:53

Right? Because you got each character, they have their own song that describes their character's struggle with the life that they're leading, and then another song for when they're they are flatlining and they're discovering what haunts them.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

Wait, no, yours is better than mine.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

It's good, right? And even Randy could have a song. You know, the Oliver Platt character who doesn't flatline, you know, the sort of comic relief guy. I like that. He could have a song. What are all my friends doing? They are insane. That's probably a lyric that I read, just wrote that down. Copyrighted. So that's my musical, Flatliners.

SPEAKER_04 13:28

Sequel.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

Oh, you know what?

SPEAKER_04 13:30

What?

SPEAKER_01 13:31

The Kiefer Sutherland character in Flatliners might be the best villain too. That's between him and Seth Grundle. I mean, he's the guy who pulls them into all this. You have a little bit of a Kiefer Sutherland crush. Look, I did too.

SPEAKER_04 13:48

So does your girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

Who doesn't?

SPEAKER_04 13:50

I mean Keith or Sutherland. He had his day for sure.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

He's compelling to watch. Alright. So that was coolest musical from the movies that we watched.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

I'm thinking sequel or reboot.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

Oh, let's go sequel. What movie needs a sequel?

SPEAKER_04 14:05

I said frogs. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

I'm hearing you out.

unknown 14:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

I'm glued to my seat.

SPEAKER_04 14:15

You're gonna like this. So I think that the ending to Frogs.

SPEAKER_01 14:17

Does Pickett Smith come back?

SPEAKER_04 14:19

Sure.

unknown 14:20

Yay.

SPEAKER_04 14:20

No, but I think the ending to Frogs was missing a bit of detail, and that a sequel would help like with some backstory of the island and the relationship between the grandfather and the animals on the island. Because like we don't know what they did to piss off the grandfather or what the grandfather did.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

That's all we know. Yeah. And it wasn't just frogs. Every animal in that.

SPEAKER_04 14:39

It could be like you know how some movies have like the present of that happening, and then it'll go to like the backstory. Flashback. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

So what do you think ra what do you think Raymolan did, or what do you think nature did to Raymelan? We know that nature put him in that wheelchair somehow. Maybe a hunting animal.

SPEAKER_04 14:55

I want to know. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

So you want the backstory of frogs done as a sequel. So it's really a prequel you're looking for.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

Not bad.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

You?

SPEAKER_01 15:04

Okay. You know what a big fan I am of animals getting angry movies. I would go see Frogs the Prequel in a second. You could probably get Sam Sam Elliott still alive. I don't know how you de-age him that much to go back to like 1971. But I like that pick. Um let me see. Sequel, sequel. A lot of these have sequels. Fear Street has sequels. Final Destination has a bunch of. Five Nights at Freddy says Fright Night does have a sequel. The Fly has a sequel. The Fog does not have a sequel.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

Lordy, Lord, Lord.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

So at the end of the fog, Blake and his ghost crew come back, they get their gold, they've taken their what is it, six victims from the town. So again, I might do a prequel a hundred years before.

SPEAKER_04 15:55

We also need to see out what happened. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

And then maybe before they go their ghostly way, maybe they come out right before they sink down to the bottom of the sea that one last time and they're trying to attack the town.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

Because they're lepers, you know, because they're trying to start this leper colony, and that's why they had all this gold with them to establish this this town that they wanted, and then the town that the fog takes place in hundred years later celebrating their hundredth anniversary, because they stole the gold to start the town. Great idea for a movie. It'd be cool to get more of that story going. I'd love that.

SPEAKER_03 16:32

Uh reboot.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

And plus everything else has a sequel. So I'm sort of backed into a corner there. Reboot. Right. So what movie needs to be completely remade and maybe take out the elements that don't work, that modernize it a little bit for today's audience. What would you pick?

SPEAKER_04 16:51

We might have the same one, but I said Food of the Gods.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Ooh, that's a great one. The special effects were crappy.

SPEAKER_04 17:00

Yeah, it needs some major adjustments. The puppets.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

Some of the rat puppet heads didn't look bad when they were quick cuts.

SPEAKER_04 17:08

But like it really lost some place during the ending.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

I think it may have been redone in the eighties, but I don't think anyone saw it, so we'll count it.

SPEAKER_04 17:16

Alright, alright.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

I like that. If they stay away from CGI. They gotta do practical effects and leave out the chickens this time. No one needs giant chickens pecking at your head. The wasps would look a lot better.

SPEAKER_04 17:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 17:30

The maggots look pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 17:32

The maggots did look pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 17:33

Some of the rat scenes were effective. Any animals you would add? Like what might be hanging out in the forest that would be a threat that would eat this stuff.

SPEAKER_04 17:40

Uh do they have like leeches?

SPEAKER_01 17:42

No, leeches would be leeches. Take some of the stuff that's in frogs, turn them big.

SPEAKER_04 17:47

Or lizards.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Mm-hmm. I like that. Plus, the title, Food of the Gods, pretty great title. And it has the HG Wells legacy.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

I bet people would turn out for a Food of the Gods reboot.

SPEAKER_04 18:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Oh, we should tell Aunt Blythe. She'll be excited.

SPEAKER_04 18:02

Is your reboot gonna be Frogs?

SPEAKER_01 18:04

No. My reboot is the last movie we watched, the final movie. Oh because I love the uh the carnival setting, like you were saying for your musical of freaks. Very cool, very spooky. Um I think it needs better makeup on you know the killer thing. I think you could do that easily. Um but I think the story is so neat, and the change I would make in my reboot. Maybe better acting is I thought the acting is pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 18:40

It's it's decent.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

It's decent. So no, the only change I would make is the end. Because you know how her parents come and they rescue her brother from the fun house. They rescue Joey. Brother doesn't get the she finally gets out of the fun house after all of her friends die.

SPEAKER_04 18:55

Yeah, but we don't know where the parents like is she just she becomes part of the carnival.

SPEAKER_01 19:00

That's what I was gonna say. So here's my ending. So she's like finally stumbles out of the fun house and it's dawn the next morning, and the attractions are kind of staring down at her, and she's clearly gone crazy from her experience, right? And then you cut to like a couple of weeks later, the carnival's gone, but her parents are still looking for her. So she got out, but maybe she thought, well, the dysfunctional family in this carnival is better than my dysfunctional family at home. So I'll stay and maybe maybe my mind's been twisted so much that I'm now I can't escape the carnival. I'm part of this carnival.

SPEAKER_04 19:42

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 19:43

Give me ten million dollars, I'll make it for you this much.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

Yeah, exactly. I think that concludes our short ones.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

But yeah, so did we Oh, we didn't talk video game or or uh board game.

SPEAKER_04 19:54

Let's go with video game.

SPEAKER_01 19:55

I got what's your video game?

SPEAKER_04 19:58

I got a lot. Okay I did Fright Night.

SPEAKER_01 20:01

Fright night as a video game.

SPEAKER_04 20:03

It is?

SPEAKER_01 20:04

No, no, no. I'm saying I'm just I'm just picturing it in my head.

SPEAKER_04 20:07

I was like, wait, no.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Um I almost did Fright Night as a musical. But then I thought uh Flatliners would be better. So tell us about your Fright Night video game. I'm up for this.

SPEAKER_04 20:18

You see all this?

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Yeah, Fright Night.

unknown 20:20

That's Fright Night.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

Uh okay, so there would be six different endings. You would play as six different endings. Endings. Yeah, you know how I don't know if you know this, but sometimes in video games you'll have like different endings that you can unlock with however you play the game or which character you select. Okay. Or what you choose. It'll have like the little option like, do you believe this person, do you not? And then that'll be a good one. You could play Ed, Amy, or Charlie.

SPEAKER_01 20:45

Mm-hmm. Oh, so you can't play Jerry Dandridge. You can't play Chris Sarandra.

SPEAKER_04 20:48

I was thinking about either playing the main vampire or um Peter Vincent, but then I was like, Oh, you gotta be able to play Peter Vincent. But like that would add a lot of endings, dude.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

And maybe he just his character moves a little slower since he's older.

SPEAKER_04 21:01

But yeah, uh if you played as Charlie, you would have to deal with your neighbor who you suspect is a vampire. Right. And if you didn't convince your friends to help you, you'd have to handle that neighbor alone, which would be ending one. Like you could not convince like it would have to be like a Ed's out, Amy's out, no one believes you. No, yeah, you're stuck. You're stuck. Uh if you did convince your friends to help you, you would have some extra help defeating the neighbor. That would be ending two.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

Friends including Peter Vincent, or is that a separate ending?

SPEAKER_04 21:26

Separate ending. Okay. That's like the secret ending. So there's technically seven endings, but that's the secret ending. You have to find Peter Vincent. He's like hidden somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Does uh Jerry Dandrich's uh manservant play into this at all?

SPEAKER_04 21:41

Uh you do have a showdown with that.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

It's a weird uh bodyguard thing.

SPEAKER_04 21:44

If you convince your friends, you do have a little showdown with the monster guy as helper. If you played as Amy, you would get the little uh choice that would pop up to either come with Charlie to meet the neighbor or not. If you did meet the neighbor later, you'd have a small showdown with the vampire, you know. Like the party, trying to not get taken by the vampire, and you have to like click a button. That would be like I don't know. Sometimes in games it'll have you like click something really, really fast. And if you didn't click it enough times, something would happen. Yeah. So that's ending three. If you didn't come with Charlie, you'd get the normal ending where you just live your life and not get involved with your boyfriend becoming obsessed with his neighbor.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Can I ask, is there like part of the game happens during the daytime when you know there's there's no danger, so that's what you you and you can do all your prep. And then once sundown comes, the danger really escalates. Yeah. I like that. Of course.

SPEAKER_04 22:33

Uh so that's ending four. Finally, if you played as Ed, you'd get a small showdown with the neighbor in the alley that would determine if you became a werewolf or not. That's ending five and six.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

When I was thinking about the musical theater version of this, I was picturing the scene with Ed in the alley when he finally just surrenders to Chris Sarandon. That would be a heart-rending scene.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

But yeah, that's ending five and six, and then ending number seven is Oh, and then if you're Charlie and Ed and then you have to deal with Ed as a werewolf. But yeah, you you'd have to get sometimes in video games, if you got a secret ending, you would get another character unlocked. So you would if you did meet Peter Vincent, and if you did get him on your side, you would unlock that character, and then you would eventually get to play as Peter Vincent.

SPEAKER_01 23:19

Then you could play him in uh the Poseidon adventure.

SPEAKER_04 23:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

Oh, a different character in the movie? Or not that actor's different character in another movie. So you couldn't be Chris Sarandon in Dog Day Afternoon. Okay. That's too bad. Or Princess Bride. Um my video game is Are you ready?

SPEAKER_04 23:39

No. It's frogs. It's not frogs. It's flatliners, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 23:45

No, I didn't pick. I try not to pick the same thing for these categories that we explore. Friday the 13th, part seven is my video game. So you can either be Jason and you can have just brute strength, or you can be Tina with super kinetic powers, and you can like smash Jason with TVs or tangle him up, trap him in tree roots. Uh you could even use his weapons against him. And every once in a while, Dr. Bad News Cruz can come in and he can either help you maximize your Tina powers against Jason, or he can sabotage you because you know he's a scumbag and you can't really trust him.

SPEAKER_04 24:22

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

Not a bad video game, right?

SPEAKER_04 24:24

It's not a bad video game. I want to play it. I'd play my own. I think you should go with your board game next, because I have two pages worth of Fear Street.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

Wow. Oh. Oh, of what? We both chose the same board game.

SPEAKER_04 24:43

Wait, no.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

Fear Street's my board game.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

That's my board game.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

You're gonna have to pick something else because you told me to go first. So my board game is Fear Street.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

God damn it.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

So you can play as different characters. The characters don't really make much difference because no one remembers them except you like Dina or whatever her name was. So the board game, you've got the skull mask killer, you've got Sarah the witch, Sarah Freer, whatever her name was, and the Nightwing, you know, the guy with the axe and the mask. So you got them chasing you from different corners of the board because they're all like they're getting resurrected from different parts of the town. And then you have to sort of trap them in the school, which is in the center of the game board, and you have to I don't know how you kill them. Maybe you get them in the pool and you drown them and electrocute them. So you don't know how your board game works.

SPEAKER_04 25:40

Not really.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

But I do know that like maybe when you're squaring off against them, you roll your dice to see like how close to death you can be to try to fool them. And then like if you roll a one, that's good because you're very close to death, but you're still alive. Maybe you roll a one, you die, but maybe you roll a two, you're close enough to death that they might walk right past you. And then you can sort of attack them from behind. That's all I got for my board game. It's not that great.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

Okay, anyway, so the map would be a setting of the town shady side along with the ish uh like kind of like a monopoly thing with like the estates and shops in the mall.

SPEAKER_01 26:17

I tried a thirteenth part seven video game's better than my board game.

SPEAKER_04 26:21

But for the movement, you would roll a dice uh if you either wanted to investigate the mall, go to the homes or visit the shops. And while exploring or investigating, players, killers, or survivors could stumble upon items. You could shuffle like a small deck of cards to determine which character you play as. And you could either be one of the survivors or one of the killers, and each card has a strategy advantage. Two examples of stealth, speed, intelligence, and bravery. And those could help you throughout the game, and you would get to like there would be like a little button in the middle, kind of like sorry, where you would click it and you'd be like, I want to use my advantage.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Kate's right, you might like Dungeons and Dragons. We should play that sometime.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

And then each character will also have a major flaw that can trigger at any moment during the game.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

Give me some flaw examples.

SPEAKER_04 27:11

Got you. Uh very loud.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

Bad acne.

SPEAKER_04 27:13

No. Slow, not very smart. Basically the opposite of anybody else's character.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Who wants to play the stupid character?

SPEAKER_04 27:21

Which will cause everyone to work together. Because if you're not smart but you're really fast or stealthy, then you'd have to work with the smart people who might be a bit loud, but you could all work together to like, you know.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

Not bad. Um and so And then you can use my idea for rolling the dice to see how close to death you're gonna do.

SPEAKER_04 27:37

Yeah, I have it's called the terror deck.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

No, it's okay. You you stole my idea, but that's all right.

SPEAKER_04 27:41

Uh so the killer will get three cards, which will give them small advantages during the game. Or and there would also be a terror deck of cards, which would either help or hurt the player. Examples complicated. Examples would be lights go out, uh huh. You would suddenly lose your most helpful clue or like item, or the killer gets stuck in his spot for the next round.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

This is a lot to keep in my head. I want like a shoots and ladders version of Fear Street.

SPEAKER_04 28:08

And so the survivor's objective would be either to survive the killer or finding an ancient artifact to stop the curse.

SPEAKER_01 28:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 28:15

And the artifact would be found in investigations throughout the tower.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

But then the bat can come and steal your artifact away. I'm thinking eventually.

SPEAKER_04 28:22

I was like, wait, no. And then the killer's objective would be to eventually catch up with the survivors and land on the spot that they're on. A bit like Parcheese. A bit like Parchee. Okay. Anyway, mine's better, so it is better.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

So I'm gonna I'm gonna change my answer to Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell is my board game.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

What?

SPEAKER_01 28:40

Well, I gotta show some love for our third most popular download. So come up with this with me. You play Victor Frankenstein and No, this sounds like a video game. You go around the asylum and you learn who the other inmates are, and you're like, oh, well, I'm building this Frankenstein creature, so um, I want the poet's brain, I want the sculptor's hands.

SPEAKER_04 29:05

This is sounding like a lot like Clue.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

Why?

SPEAKER_04 29:08

No, I think I took some game ideas like Clue. Sorry, Parchee. I took a lot of it.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

You did a nice melange.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

A lot of it was from Clue, actually.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

I think that's it, right? So we did board games, we did video games, we did everything.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

I'm excited for what the G's clip is to be.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

Oh, I already have one in my mind. Of course you do. Why do you have a you have a G sound clip?

SPEAKER_04 29:30

No.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

Oh, well, you're just gonna have to rely on me then.

SPEAKER_04 29:33

Oh G.

SPEAKER_01 29:34

Oh G. We could just pick parts of Annie. Um Do you want to take a sneak peek on the movies that we're gonna be covering in the G's? And say we get to pick the one that we're looking forward to the most. Yes. So here's our list. Give it. Those are the G's.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

Oh. No.

SPEAKER_01 29:53

Uh-oh. Is that a good no or a bad no's are usually bad. What are you not excited about? Do you want to say what you're least excited about or what you're most excited about?

SPEAKER_03 30:03

Can we say both?

SPEAKER_01 30:04

No, because then we'd be giving away too many movies. Alright, you can say both.

SPEAKER_04 30:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

I'll just say what I'm looking most forward to.

SPEAKER_04 30:12

I'm not looking forward to Zhuang, because I know the amount of nightmares I'm gonna have after that are gonna haunt me.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

The grudge.

SPEAKER_04 30:18

I'm terrified for that.

SPEAKER_01 30:19

Everyone's saying Jiuan doesn't start with G. But yeah, Zhuan is the grudge in Korean. So you you're uh anxious about watching Zhuang because you think it's gonna be really scary. It is pretty freaky.

SPEAKER_04 30:31

I'm excited for ginger snaps, though.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

Oh, yeah, yeah. I am you probably know what I'm most excited about.

SPEAKER_04 30:38

Godzilla minus one.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Godzilla minus one.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

Yep, there we go.

SPEAKER_01 30:42

Very excited to finally watch that. Because it's supposed to be utterly incredible. So those are just three of the movies you're gonna get from us next season.

SPEAKER_04 30:52

I can tell you some more.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

Don't. You probably don't know half of these.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

I know Goodnight Mommy.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

You do know Goodnight Mommy?

SPEAKER_04 30:58

I do, huh?

SPEAKER_01 30:59

Do you know Grabbers?

SPEAKER_04 31:00

Is that is that one?

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Yeah, grabbers. Grabbers.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

Sounds like scanners, but from team.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

It takes place, I think, maybe in Scotland or in Ireland.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

Why is everything in Scotland?

SPEAKER_01 31:11

And um there's this like big, giant tentacled monster thing. And they find out that it won't attack you if you're drunk.

unknown 31:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 31:21

Because it's got like an aversion to alcohol. So it just turns out everybody's in a pub getting drunk trying to stay away from these monster things. It's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_04 31:29

Wait, where's the giant claw?

SPEAKER_01 31:30

The giant we're not doing the giant claw.

SPEAKER_03 31:34

It's so good.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

Alright. Thank you guys for tuning in for the F's. And we'll be right back. We're not even going to take even a little time off because it takes us so long to get episodes out these days. We're gonna jump right into right after this weekend. Happy summer. It's officially summer. And great job this year in school. Great job on the podcast, and great job on the wrap-up.

SPEAKER_04 32:01

I think the main reason I don't want to check my grades is because I don't want to touch my school computer ever again.

SPEAKER_01 32:06

Well, we're gonna go look at them right now before I'm gonna go.