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Section A

SPEAKER_00 0:03

One for cover, cover, cover. Pretty boy. Here I come.

SPEAKER_02 0:29

Welcome to No Limits with A and B. This is episode six.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

This is like a little bonus for you. Because we're gonna do rapid fire. Would you rather find is about taking turns. Would you rather? Yeah, it's gonna be so good. Yeah, it's gonna be good. You go first.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

Okay. Would you rather like one of your ex's pictures on Instagram? Or accidentally send your mom a sex right now.

SPEAKER_01 0:59

I'm hitting the Instagram out. You liking your ex's picks dog? Let me tell you something. There is nothing in this world that's gonna make me choose sending Pam a sex. What about you? Go ahead. Yeah, I think I'm sexting my mom, bro. I think I am.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

Donna would be so disappointed in me. I know, but I'm I mean there's worse. I bet a disappointment. It's fine. Oh Pam still thinks you're innocent, girl. No, she don't. Yeah, she does. She does not. She knows you're not. You just act uh Alright, you go.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Would you rather walk in on your parents doing the deed? Or let your parents walk in on you doing the deed.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Oh good. I think I'd have to I'd have to walk in on them. Cause they can't see what goes on. They can't see it. They can't see me. They can't catch me.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Well.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

You gotta catch them. You're are you gonna walk in on your parents? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

Yeah. They're not seeing me ever do anything bad.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

No, uh.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

I would say not. I know for a fact they only had it that one time. You think just once? Oh yeah. I think you're crazy for that. Well, did you ever do it?

SPEAKER_02 2:24

Walking on yours? Well, when I was little one time they said I did, and I jumped on my Diddy's back and said, get off my mama. I guess I thought he was hurting her. I didn't know what was going on. I'm deceased. It's fine. It's fine. You got trauma from it? Well, you never know.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

You're okay?

SPEAKER_02 2:43

I survived. I'm a survivor.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

I know that's right.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Alright, would you would you rather lose your ability to ever tell a lie? Or your ability to tell the truth.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Oh, I'm lying. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. You gonna tell the truth? Yeah, because I mostly tell the truth now anyway. Like there's only a handful of things I lie about, and it's dumb. So dumb. What you doing? Uh you be sugarcoating things.

SPEAKER_02 3:15

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to keep it because I can't imagine. Imagine your kid asking you to tell and so go to heaven. You're gonna have to tell them. Which I guess, like with you, if you have to tell people the truth, it's probably what they need to hear.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

So Well, and sometimes you should tell the truth because people need to hear more of what you gotta say, but you don't. But I see where you're going with that, but no, I'm still choosing to never be able to lie because I want to be, I want people to know that I'm telling standing on business and telling you. You got something to say. I do.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Would you rather receive an alert on your phone every time I had sex? Or would you rather me receive an alert every time you had sex? I'd say I get the alert. Same.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

I would like be like, we can't. Oh my god. Ashley's gonna be like, damn.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Well, here's the thing. What if you you'd be like, Jordan, Ashton's on do not disturb. We can't wake her up right now.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

Yeah, yeah. You went night night.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

You'd be like, dang again? No, same. I ain't letting you mm-mm. Mm-mm. You ain't getting to know my times.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Okay, would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts? Or everyone you know have access to your internet search history.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Well, we're screwed either way, right?

SPEAKER_02 4:43

That is true.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

Either way, we're in a padded room somewhere. Either way, if y'all listen to my thoughts, y'all would be like, wow, she's really not well. But if you search, if you looked at my search history, you'd be like, wow, she's really not well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit less. A little bit less. So I feel like we all search crazy shit though. So I feel like I'm just gonna let y'all see my search history because I mean the government's seeing it anyway, so I guess y'all might as well be able to see it too. True, true. I'm glad we agree on that one.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

I got one more for you, real quick. Would you rather erase your own memories or erase someone else's memories of you?

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Um, someone's uh someone else's memories of me.

SPEAKER_02 5:27

Same, same.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Because they don't they shouldn't be allowed to keep those. Now, and it's hard though, because like, does that mean I'm erasing Kayla and my baby's memories of me and my parents or just bad? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

Like you can choose, you could either choose like, oop, I wanna I want to forget this person. I want to forget my memories with this person, or you could be like, oop, I don't want that person to be in my life anymore, and I want them to forget I ever existed.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

I already do that.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

Well, you forget they exist, you can't make them forget you exist, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

That would be great. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

Exactly. Exactly. See, see, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

I don't know if y'all know this about me, but I have funerals for people.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

You really do. Oh my god, no, seriously. It just hit me. Have you seen the movie Inside Out? And I have. You know how they have their little memory bank? Yeah. I bet you've got like a locked up file cabinet of just graves. It's a graveyard that no one will ever see.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Well, hear me out. I think I've done it to myself. This is this is like my deep thoughts.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

This is something that we'd like talk about on a date night, whenever it's just the four of us. Okay. Do you think it's because I've prayed so much? God let me forget that I did that or said that. You know, I never thought about that. Like, if I get anxious over me saying something, I'll literally be like, please let me forget that I ever say that, said that and take my anxiety away from it. I never thought about that. He's just taking away. He's sapping it out. He's like, say less, girl, I got you. He said, I'm covering you, sister. I got you, girl. You need to start doing that.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

I I'm gonna start doing that. I really am.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

But if you start getting like me, I mean, don't be mad at me.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

Like forgetting people.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

Yeah. Because it's a it's a windy road you gotta go down whenever you start forgetting people. Yeah. But I mean I'm here for it. I just kind of live in la la land sometimes. That's fine. So, would you rather only be able to wear lingerie? And when I say lingerie, I mean like lingerie under your clothes for the rest of your life or go commando for the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

Commando.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Every time it's the same. It there's not a choice.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

There's not a choice in the I hate like just having on a pair of aggravating panties. They coming off. And you know how we feel about bras.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

Well, you know, I mean, I rarely wear the down unders. I do wear a bra because nobody wants to see these saggy things.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

Girl, who you talking about? Would you rather have a wet always, always, always have a wet sock, one wet sock, one wet sock, or always have a small rock in your shoe. That sucks.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

You're trying to put me in that padded cell again.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

That sucks. One wet sock or a small tiny rock in your shoe. There is nothing though, like a wet sock.

SPEAKER_01 8:24

Literally nothing. Nothing. That will make me crash out in ways that are not ethical. I think I'd have to take the rock. I think I'd have to take the rock too.

SPEAKER_02 8:34

And just like tip on this foot and not like put my whole heel down. I don't know what I'd have to do, but I don't think I could do a wet sock on that.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

I'm putting my rock in the arch of my foot. I know you don't have arches. I'm sorry. Yours are non-existent because planners fasci- what? Who? What is it? Fasciitis? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:51

My tidins right there, girl. Your titties? Tendons. Oh. Yep, tendons.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Okay, let's see. This is just basic. Okay. Would you rather be overdressed for a party or underdressed for a party? And when I say party, I'm saying like. Like an event? An event. An event enough that you do have to have on like decent-ish clothes. We're not talking like a kid's birthday party. I'm talking like, okay, remember back in the day when we used to get uh best ups? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like Okay, so would you rather be in a dang ball gown or show up in your sweatpants? Sweats. Same.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Sweats. I feel like I could rot that. If I'm gonna be uncomfortable looking, uh-uh-uh, overdressed.

SPEAKER_01 9:39

No, I'm I'm not being overdressed whatsoever. It's not happening. Alright, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

Would you rather know when you're gonna die or how you're gonna die?

SPEAKER_01 9:49

How?

SPEAKER_02 9:50

I think so too.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

God, that's awful.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

I think so too.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

Where are you getting your questions from? Morbid.com? Men's health.

SPEAKER_02 10:01

Swear to God. Mine's gonna be. That makes it even better that it's men's health. I'm so glad you asked. Oh my gosh. This is seriously on here. Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to a hundred with a lot of regrets?

SPEAKER_01 10:22

I mean, I hundred lots.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

That's a long life. I don't know. 20 no. That's a good that's a good life.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

I guess I'm going with no regrets. What about you? That's what you're picking too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, YOLO. YOLO. Would you rather this is just basic too? Cook for Jordan or have Jordan cook for you.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

Jordan cook for me. She that girl can cook. They'd be doing it different. I guess, seriously, I guess than being from California and being so around like the Hispanic community. They can cook. But not only one thing too they do that I love is they serve. So like if you're ever invited to our house for dinner, if you're ever, it could be Jordan's birthday.

unknown 11:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:24

She is going to plate and serve every child and every adult before she makes her own plate and eats. Even you, even Kayla, even Davis, even Nate. Anytime that her family's hosting, like, and her mom's the same way. Like her mom's gonna make sure that all of us have our stuff made and done before.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

So like you mean she's just making sure everybody's is done, or is she She's making the plates? That's what I was about to say. Because you know, when I cook for like my family or whatever, I'm like, okay, y'all come get your plates. Same. I I I have like a serving line. Same, same.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

They don't do that. They make the plates. Now, when we have like a big family function and there's like extended aunts and uncles and friends, and like we will do like a line, and you just do come like serve yourself. But and like her mom will even tell you, like, yeah, she does make her dad's plate, and but there's sometimes that she don't, and he is a man that can do for himself, and he does his it's he's not oh, where's my food? Yeah, throwing his fork on the counter, right? But yeah, I did notice that her and Cassidy, they cooked a lot together when we would have stuff in the beginning, um, especially after like Helene. And even like if her uncle or grandma and aunt or mom, like she, my mom, my sister, she makes my mom and sister's plate. Anytime she cooks, if when she cooks on Sundays, she makes everybody's plate. That's cute. I love that. I always sidetracked.

SPEAKER_01 12:52

I'll have to um come eat one night.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

So yeah, I want her to cook. Always. She cooks, she serves. Okay, this is pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 13:01

Okay. Would you rather play strip poker or strip Uno? I need you to think about the games.

SPEAKER_02 13:10

I know. I think Shrip, I think I'd be better at strip Uno. I'm better at Uno. I'm pretty good at Uno.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

I am a shark at Uno.

SPEAKER_02 13:20

A shark? Not a shark.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

I will triple, quadruple, reverse you, and hit you with whatever I then draw five, draw ten. You ain't what it's draw four is the most you can draw. Yeah, we're drawing fives. Too much.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

Would you oh god. Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse? Mm-hmm. Or a robot apocalypse. That's a hard one. You rather would you rather the zombies be chasing you or the robots be chasing you? Well, how do you kill robots?

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Because I know how to kill a zombie is their head, right?

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Yeah, I don't know how to kill a robot, and the robot thing really freaks me out. I think about the movie I watched one time where all the cars quit driving. And that made me panic. Because think about it. If they shut down the computer systems, if they shut down our internet, if they shut down our power grid. Yeah. That always anything with technology and power, that's always gonna be my biggest fear. Always. I mean, I guess I'm going with the zombies. You are same. I ain't watched The Walking Dead yet, but I guess I will.

SPEAKER_01 14:32

Yeah. I haven't watched it either. You know, this guy that used to come in the bar that I worked at, he was an extra on that show. Really? Uh-huh. And he kind of bless his heart, really thought he was famous because of it. But I mean people really did recognize him, so maybe maybe. You never know. You never know.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

Alright, we'll do a few more. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Would you rather be able to have sex in front of open windows? Imagine your home.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Or only be able to have sex in a dark, creepy basement.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

Dark, creepy basement. I feel like I could have fun down there. Same. It kind of excited me when you said it. I'm just kidding, but not really. I think that would be much better.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

Uh it'd be a vibe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Caylon Jordan wouldn't agree, but that don't matter. That's neither here nor there.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

They don't matter in that equation. They'll just be happy they're there.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

They were thought of. Um, would you rather have Dolly Parton's wardrobe?

SPEAKER_01 15:43

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

Or Billy Eyish's.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

Billy. I'm wearing them.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

Yeah, her I love that her brother said one time, do you know what they asked him in an interview what was her style like? And he said, it's like if you didn't have any power and you were in the pitch black and she had to grab the first five things she grabbed.

SPEAKER_01 16:02

That kind of sums it up, too, and like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, don't get me wrong, like Dolly's clothes are bomb, but they look uncomfortable as all get out.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

Well, that's a good one. Would you, if you had telekinesis, would you rather be able to move things with your mind or have the ability to read minds?

SPEAKER_01 16:19

Uh read minds for sure.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

All right, would you rather smell like feet or smell like eggs? I'm hitting you quick. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

My body smells like it. Your whole everything, your breath, your body, your hair. I guess I'm going with feet or eggs with eggs, right? Eggs? Right? Is that the right choice? I would say feet, but you ever see milk? A teenage boy's feet?

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Yes, but I hate the smell of eggs. Me too. Would you rather be able to run on your hands or write with your feet?

SPEAKER_01 16:51

Oh, I'd love to do shit with my feet. Because you know, I have this joke. I'm like, okay, one day whenever I lose the ability to use my hands, what am I gonna cut hair with? It's gonna be my long toes.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Yeah. I already know your answer to this. Would you rather live under the sea or in space? You're under the sea every time.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

I am aerial, literally with my seashell brought on uh.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Ooh, this was weird. Would you rather have eyes at the back of your head or be able to taste with your fingers?

SPEAKER_01 17:18

What?

SPEAKER_02 17:20

Taste with your fingers?

SPEAKER_01 17:22

Who made that up? It's crazy. Who made that up? This is country living. You sure that wasn't one of the people that was on like the Jeffrey, I mean the yeah, the Epstein movies?

SPEAKER_02 17:30

Yeah, right? Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

Taste with your fingers.

SPEAKER_02 17:33

Yeah, that's what it said, girl.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

What do you get in your you're you're on magazines? Mm-hmm is basically what you're doing.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Pretty much. I just this first two things that popped up.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

That is so funny.

SPEAKER_02 17:45

Alright, let me find you one more good one. Okay. And then we'll wrap it up. Mmm. It's been a good day. It's been a good week. We got a lot done up in this room. It looks really, really cute.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

I can't wait for y'all to see it. I really hope y'all are liking or gonna like the vibes, and I hope that the sound is doing a little bit better.

SPEAKER_02 18:10

This one's disgusting. Would you rather use shrimp flavored toothpaste?

unknown 18:16

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

Or deodorant that smells like blue cheese. Because that makes me, that whole situation makes me uncomfortable. Every part of that question. That just sounds like that it shouldn't be allowed to be asked that to people.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

I guess I'm just gonna go with blue cheese because you know me and my teeth. I take that very seriously. I brush my teeth like three or four times a day. Shrimp flavored toothpaste. There ain't no way I'm doing that. You are not taking my Colgate red bottle away from me.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

I love my Colgate red bottle. I know.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

It's so funny when we go on vacation together, we get our uh toothpaste.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

And Jordan uses the purple one, so we always know which one's hers. And we don't like hers like we like ours. I really don't. I don't. Well, we hope you enjoyed our little silly, our little silly short and sweet Would You Rather episode.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Yeah, I hope that doesn't get us canceled.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

Surely it won't.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Surely. Gosh, please.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

We'll do something fun, we'll do something more serious next time. But thanks again for listening, guys. We love you so much.

SPEAKER_01 19:15

And don't forget the limit doesn't exist.

SPEAKER_02 19:20

Because being with the plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you.