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• Brianna • Season 1 • Episode 10

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SPEAKER_00

Hey, welcome back to another new episode of No Limits with Ashton and Brie.

SPEAKER_01

I always love how you use your uh customer service voices. I do. I do. Every time. I'm gonna make a like a video one day of all the beginnings, and it's gonna be like, hi like this customer service seductive.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know why I take it there, but I do. Every time you I do.

SPEAKER_01

I just cut it on. And you do, but I cut it on at the end. You do. And you sound normal-ish. So that's even funnier. This one will be funny because I feel like we have absolutely no outline. We have nothing to talk about, but everything's like. Yeah, this just is just gonna the y'all now get to experience what it's like to be on a group chat or a group FaceTime or a break room conversation with us, because that's all we've got.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we're just gonna just gonna give you what comes to our minds. Yeah, just a little shooting of the shit update. A little life, yeah, a little life update. Um Yeah, shit shooting. We I like that. That's what we're gonna call this episode a little shit shooting.

SPEAKER_01

If Kayla Williams don't make us a shirt that says that, that's perfect.

SPEAKER_00

Write that down. I love it. I'll put it in the No Limits in A B where they shoot a little shit.

SPEAKER_01

Little shit shooting.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my gosh, I can't. Okay, yeah, we're gonna shoot some shit.

SPEAKER_01

So, what all have you been doing? I know you've been having 47,000 different kinds of ball.

SPEAKER_00

We have two different baseball teams, a flag football team, and Callie wants to start chair.

SPEAKER_01

And we just what are you gonna do with that?

SPEAKER_00

Are you gonna I think I'm just gonna do like an intro tumble class?

SPEAKER_01

I think that's good.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's I'm gonna let her go where um our friend's daughter goes, and they have like a class that's like four classes a week for like $45 a month. So I think I'll just start her something with that.

SPEAKER_01

That'll be fun.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Then we just got back from Charlotte.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all did. Y'all went to go pick out Jordan's.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Calla was supposed to go with us. She couldn't go. But we're gonna make her help pick out the shoes. Yeah. Because that's her MO, anyways.

SPEAKER_01

Well, y'all made her not go.

SPEAKER_00

When I tried to explain to Isaac how she was about shoes, he says, Oh, so she's a sneakerhead. I said, Yeah, she is. No, she's a sneakerhead. I told him the site she uses. I'm like, she be on stockets.

SPEAKER_01

Let me tell you what happened to me. Oh, okay. So this was like oh gosh, this last three weeks is like a timer. I want to say it wasn't last week, maybe the week before that. So while Nanny was still maybe at home, I can't remember. But anywho, I know the I know the box when they come. Yeah. I know what's coming. Yeah. It was a pair of Jordans, right? I don't know what they are. Kayla could tell you what kind of there's some kind of importance to these, but these were white and blue. Okay. Yep. Two days later, another box. Black and blue, exact same shoe. She needed two different colors. Uh-huh. Just wanted to see which one felt a little bit better, and I'm only return one. Well, she wore those black ones on Saturday, so I'm assuming we're not returning those. And the white ones are up in her closet.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because those are gonna be up for special occasions.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And then Because we're keeping both of them.

SPEAKER_01

A third box came. Oh. But she better thank God because that was for my nephew. He wanted a pair, he wanted a pair of Jordans for his eighth grade dad.

SPEAKER_00

Were you like, Kayla? She was so excited. She geeked out.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because that was like him asking to drive her car. So basically. We were at Smoke and Pig after those Saturday games.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

And Talon, she's like, What kind of shoes do you want to wear? And Talon said, Well, I found these. Oh, she I saw it. I saw it. I remember her. She was like, Well, you can't get those because first of all, that website you're on is fake. Number two, those shoes literally, if you want 'em, your mama's gonna about to have to fork out like 360 to 460 dollars because they're some kind of special ones. Of course they are. So she ended up finding him one that he liked. But when I tell you, I've never seen happiness. Yeah, that just like I don't know anything you could ask her to make her more happy.

SPEAKER_00

So that that yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, she I feel like she was stressed about obviously she was stressed about not getting to go with us two because she wanted to be there for Jordan. Right. But it was so funny when she finally said what was stressing her out and she was like, Are you gonna make us wear dress shoes? If that was She's worried about what kind of shoes she's gonna wear. She would have been devastated. Yeah, she don't care what I what I make her wear, what color, nothing. It's her shoes. She would have been really devastated. I ain't making them wear dress shoes.

SPEAKER_01

Literally, of all those people, the only human being I think that would actually be like, okay, Brianna, would be your brother. Yeah. He would be the only one that would agree to wear 'em but be mad.

SPEAKER_00

He'd wear all white forces if he could.

SPEAKER_01

You know what?

SPEAKER_00

And walk around in them funny so he don't crease them all.

SPEAKER_01

There ain't nothing like 'em. But going back to our nephew, so his eighth grade dance is a big thing. Oh, that's so sweet. Well, you know, we have like this running joke that like Jameson's my favorite. Yeah. And Talon's Kayla's favorite. And that KK is Talon's favorite and Jameson, I'm Jameson's favorite. Correct. So not true. I love both my nephews equally. I don't know if Kayla does, but that's neither here nor there. I'm just kidding. But last year when Jameson came to see me, because we just it's a Friday, I don't have time to go like to his pictures before. So he came after last year. And I just got so emotional and Kayla. They just look so grown. Are you okay? And I said, Go ahead. Wait, you wait till next year. Because next year, when your little angel baby walks in here and all you see is him as a little child, you'll cry.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I can't wait. That's the realest thing.

SPEAKER_00

I know. Uh I seen that a little semi-formal. And they get formal now. Well, and he looks so cute dressed up for his little choir thing at the pageant. Oh, yes. They look so handsome. They sure did. Rim is still in flag football. Yeah. They're doing really good. We had like an awesome freaking coach this year, and he's just he's done so good with him.

SPEAKER_01

So is about to start playoffs.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

For why? Uh-huh. When is he still are they traveling out of the street?

SPEAKER_00

He's still, yeah, he's still got like two tournaments, I think. But you know, we were only doing one a month. So I know we have one Mother's Day, and we may have one or two more after that. That'll be fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I love a Mother's Day tournament.

SPEAKER_00

Me too. I'm so excited about that.

SPEAKER_01

I love a Mother's Day tournament.

SPEAKER_00

Because I usually do something for my kids anyways. Like, I don't know why it just registered to me for the past two years. I've taken them to the fair on Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_01

Yep, you have. And that's one year we went with you.

SPEAKER_00

It's not fun. Like I do it because like I want to do something with my kids on Mother's Day, but I don't want to spend $300.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I was about to ask you. Because I know you're like me, but you're uh you want to be with your kids on Mother's Day, kind of mama. Yeah. I mean, more power to y'all that can do it. But for me, I won't even let David spend the night. Now this weekend I might let him spend the night with my mama just so my mama can have a little happiness. Yeah. But I don't know. Mother's Day, I just want to be with my kids and my mama.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'm the same way.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like so many people aren't like that.

SPEAKER_00

I know, they're not. They wanna like just do them.

SPEAKER_01

And I mean, more power to you. Yeah. You must not have the same level of mom guilt I do. Me neither, because I can't. That's literally the whole while we're here. We got it over here. Today. Because of yeah. Yeah. We got the mom guild over here.

SPEAKER_00

And Davis has done so good. He just hit him a little home run. He did. Sweet baby.

SPEAKER_01

It was so crazy because at seven years old, he went through like a hidden swamp.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I feel like they go through that.

SPEAKER_01

You would have been like beside yourself because you've watched him play for so many years.

SPEAKER_00

He just has such a little humble attitude too, so I know that hurts your feelings.

SPEAKER_01

Well, he did this thing, like at those stupid old Y fields. I know. He says he says he can't play there. I'm like, oh my gosh, be safe for real.

SPEAKER_00

It does feel weird.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I remember growing up, I felt like I played like crap at the um Westminster Field, so I get it. Yeah. We was out there on the cut. So I mean I get it. But he literally either wouldn't swing, period. To the extent where Coach Beard was like, okay, this is your fifth. Yeah, you have to swing. Still stand up there. It's only happened for a week. It's like confidence. Thankfully we're over that slump. Yeah. So that was a very devastating time in all of our lives. Yeah. Because he was he's starting to care.

SPEAKER_00

Well, and that's the thing. They get down on their self. And like, I didn't do good. I'm not good. Yeah, and that's when you're like, so yeah, I gotta talk to you.

SPEAKER_01

I I got a bone to pick about all the things eight and ten under. I'm six. Actually these umpires, number one. Where where does the YMCA get them?

SPEAKER_00

They don't care. From the middle school?

SPEAKER_01

Is it are they from the middle school?

SPEAKER_00

I I I I truly don't know. And the bad thing is, like, you know what's so horrible? I've had three, I'd say three this season that I can say bomb.com called everything good. If they made a bad call, they'd correct it the next time. Like if they called a strike of ball, they'd do it. You know what I'm saying? But like, as far as actually caring, paying attention, I don't know. They did though I could say three of them. Other than that, they don't care. They literally don't care. They will argue with you. Well, and it's different for you because they're actually calling pitches. Oh, yeah. They're calling balls and strikes. What made me mad was uh we had our little game Saturday and we would have won, hmm, but whatever. The kid hit a line drive, but literally I was sitting behind the catcher, like facing first base. I literally watched it. I have a video of it. I watched it bounce outside the line before first base and bounce outside the line after first base. They called it fair. They got three runs off of that. And I was livid. And then the umpire had the nerve to yell back at me, I could see it. I said, Yeah, well, clearly I could too. And obviously I see better than you. What baffled me? Because what? Is that basic baseball? Yeah. And this is what made me mad. Speaking of why, are they from middle school? So the kid behind home plate is the kid from the basketball season that tried to kick me out of the game, which is hilarious. The guy over the fields that I said I'm not leaving, he's over the baseball fields now. Shout out to Tyler. That's my dog. Anyways, that guy's back there. So I already, when I see him umping, I like try to make a point to keep my mouth shut. I'm gonna be good. But that game, he caught it a foul. He caught it a foul. But when the the guy in the outfield was the old man, said, no, that was fair, he wasn't gonna sit there and argue with him. That's what pissed me off. And the same thing happened at Davis' game. The umpire from Davis' game blew my mind, which I know him. He's a butthole. He used to be a lawyer. If you know, you know. Oh, if you know. If you know, you know. But he literally, I was baffled. The ball hit the little boy. Yep. Okay. He should have been out.

SPEAKER_01

Well, and the thing that got me so bad was it not only hit the boy, it hit the boy outside of the batter's box. Correct. So he he hit the ball.

SPEAKER_00

He hit the ball and then it hit him. Came out of the batter's box. He was on the first baseline when it hit him.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Because I'll be honest, sometimes I can't remember the rule when you're in the batter's box. I think maybe if you hit it and it hits you, more than likely it's going to go foul. So I think it's just considered a foul. But when you hit the battery. No, he was running down the first baseline and it hit. That is an automatic out.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. And so when he comes in, he comes in from like right field. And y'all's sweet coach, they're precious. My babies even love them and they've never played for them. But your sweet coach comes like towards them because I guess he's just going to talk to him. And the umpire throws his hand up and goes, I'm not talking to you. Yep. Then he proceeds to walk. Well, the other coach turns his demeanor to go to say something and he throws his other hand up. I'm not talking to you either. Yep. I'm like, what in God's name? So with that attitude, why would they even feel like they could sit there and debate it with him? What's the point?

SPEAKER_01

Literally.

SPEAKER_00

What's the point? Hmm. I just think they don't care and they don't pay attention. And when literally you don't even know as an umpire, you're getting paid to umpire and you don't know how many outs there are, how many balls there are. Literally. How many. Now, okay, I'll give them this. Inteneu, you gotta keep up with the walks. So at our last game, we had a younger guy. He had the typical haircut they all have with the flip and fade. Okay. Yeah. Cutie little kid. But he came up to me and asked me, Will you keep track of my ball count for me? Let me know when there's four walks. Will you let me know? That all day long I'll do that with you. And me and him communicated the whole entire game. Right. And I can handle that. But like I just don't like that attitude that some of them have. And we ain't coming for no dang umpires. Y'all, everybody's like, y'all don't know how hard it is and what they have to deal with. Okay, we do.

SPEAKER_01

They at least need to learn the game first.

SPEAKER_00

We do, but when some of these out here, honey.

SPEAKER_01

Let me see what this here nurse wants.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry, guys. Her baby just has a headache. They call her all the time. You know, the you know, he gets migraines like she does is pitiful. It is pitiful. But thankfully, nanny, nanny came to the rescue. She sure did. Coming in clutch. Coming in. Um, so yeah, we we're perturbed with that. But I also want to know your thoughts. Because I've been watching a lot of stuff on TikTok too, girl.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, same.

SPEAKER_01

About travel ball teams at our kids' ages. So eight, nine, ten, but eight and under and ten under. How do you feel about a full travel ball? I'm talking full.

SPEAKER_00

I'll tell you how I feel. Okay, go ahead. I feel like it should be handled the same way that Anderson Rec handled a full travel ball football team coming. And the way that their director handled it was every single one of these players can play baseball. But if there's 12 kids and there's four teams, we're splitting all 12 of them up between four teams. So I think they can play, but like there's a team that Davis plays against, that Liam used to play against. And three years ago, when we did our first ever tournament, that whole entire team, three years ago, was all together. Right. And they play for the Anderson Y. And it's very And they murder everybody they play. How is that fun for you? Right.

SPEAKER_01

And what gets me is you kind of pay attention. And it's baffling because you can always tell the kids that their parents signed them up and they didn't have a coach in mind. So they're the one or two that they've got to put on that roster.

SPEAKER_00

And they put them at the end. At the end.

SPEAKER_01

I was about to say that.

SPEAKER_00

They put them at the end, get their two little strikeouts. They don't think they're gonna get on base at all. They don't probably pay any attention to them or even try to coach them.

SPEAKER_01

Like, here's my thing. I understand, okay, because I'm we're very attached to our coaches, just as you are. Yeah. Yeah. Now, coincidentally, there is a group on Davis's team, a good chunk of them, that will be the same age for a very long time. But if there ever comes a day, like Yeah, we had to split down the middle. I just feel one season, so I know what you mean. Because both of our coaches have said have said this before. Like, if there ever comes a day that it's like some of these others, then either we'll split up as coaches and split up the team, or we'll just move all of our boys up to a higher age bracket. Yeah. Because my thing is, number one, what is that teaching your travel ball team, especially whenever they go against other teams during the weekend and they're getting killed? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like, it's obnoxious.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I think that they should they can allow them to play, but I think they should make them split their team up. And then y'all, you know what? Y'all got four coaches on this um team. Let's say three players and one coach go to this team, three players and one coach go to that team. That's literally what they did when we had a travel team come in.

SPEAKER_01

Um, I observed the other day there was this team we played, and we beat them, but like there were some kids on there that were good, and there's some kids that are on there that's super young team, like very, very, very young. But there was this one kid in particular, and you can tell he was a travel ball kid because number one, kind of the way that you're his demeanor. You can just tell. Yeah. But he was literally taking leads. Like, at what point do you you as a parent or a coach not realize, okay, I'm doing this kid a disservice. Uh-huh. Because they don't have the same rules as we do. So they're learning different habits and different situations because I'm sure, okay, like the why. Yeah. 100 team, you walk so many, coach gets to pitch. Is that that way in travel? No. You get a new coach?

SPEAKER_00

Travel ball is like normal. Yep. No calling time. They can score 20 runs in an inning.

SPEAKER_01

No calling time unless the pitcher has it. No.

SPEAKER_00

You don't have time even with the pitcher having it. Like they can take a lead off that base before the pitcher ever leaves his hand. Like they can start running when the ball's in motion. Like, yeah, it's very. And like I don't know, the umpiring's just as bad on another way. Because it's almost like their strike zone is the size of a grain of rice. A post-it note. Yeah, and it's like. What?

SPEAKER_01

And if I had they take it too seriously. If I just had a penny for every time my precious angel wife said there are corners on that plate blue.

SPEAKER_00

No, she didn't.

SPEAKER_01

No, she didn't. I'm gonna use that one. When I tell you it is said every single game that we go to for Jameson and Talon. There are corners on that plate blue. There are corners on that plate blue.

SPEAKER_00

I love I just love saying um I wouldn't have swung at that either. Or um, wow, we're calling them high today. Like, you know, just like, ooh, all right, we're calling dirt strikes. Make sure you swinging at everything. Like, just those are some good ones. Yeah. Bailey Stewart will be beside herself, like, Brianna, please. You're gonna get kicked out. She'll say, Has your medicine not hit yet? And I'll be like, Well, that's the thing. They all hit it once. I think they're all fighting each other.

SPEAKER_01

You never know what's coming through first.

SPEAKER_00

But you're right, you're 100% right because that's what got us so worked up in that basketball game. It wasn't the kids' fault that they were playing so aggressive. Like, okay, we were a YMCA team. It was very clear that the team we were playing against was a wreck team. And I'm just saying they had warm-up suits, matching sweatshirts. They were a wreck travel. Like, they might have been a travel team. I don't know. They were good. They were good. They were like eight years old. But when I tell you they were WWE sumo slamming our kids. And these were big, big kids to where I was screaming, and then I would be like Brianna calm down in my head. And I would turn around, and all these other parents are literally like gut screaming. But it's because their kids are 40 pounds and these sumo wrestler kids are falling on top of them. I'm like, they're gonna get their ankles broke. But they wouldn't even, my thing was all you gotta do just call a foul. When the rules are they can't even physically touch each other and they have to stay in the red box and can't, like the why has all these crazy strict rules. But when you're not telling those kids, because in every other game they play, they can be aggressive. They can knock people over, they can smack them in the face if they're trying to get the ball. But that's not how it is of the why. So if you don't tell them, hey, you can't do that, they're not gonna stop. No. So it just, yeah, it can be really bad and really hard to watch. I just because I'm not mama that literally got down on the court beside my kid and said, okay, you know what? If they can push, you can push too. Go ahead, push them. Like, uh-uh, we ain't doing that.

SPEAKER_01

I just hope Davis never gets into basketball because that's a whole nother kind of a uh See, I could never do wrestling.

SPEAKER_00

Charlie keeps telling me to let Lamb wrestle. I'm like, ain't no way. I seen her brother get his arm snapped in half when he was in high school. I'll never get over that. Somebody literally bent Chase's muffin cat bat blue. They snapped his own in half wrestling.

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Oh.

SPEAKER_00

And we were at that meet. And then And her daddy tried to tell me when I see him like seen him last time that at that same meet there was a little person that beat up every that one and beat everybody. Yeah. He said he walked everybody's tail. I still don't know if I believe that. Sometimes he'd be lying to me.

SPEAKER_01

I could see that.

SPEAKER_00

He told Corbin he would pull up those videos of the whites of West Virginia and tell Corbin and Charlie that was their uncles and aunts. He would. They full-fledged believe that was their family.

SPEAKER_01

Well, that kind of looks like some of my You're so dumb.

SPEAKER_00

We were going to a football game in Wahala last night, and there was a sign that was like Salem 14 miles. I was like, oh no, we ain't never going there. Y'all ain't going there, kids.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

Stay on the other side. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Um, Ashley got her car towed. That's another thing that's happened.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_00

That's neither here nor there.

SPEAKER_01

And you know, unfortunately, there's power in the pause, and I did not pause that day, and I just went and I cut deep. And you know, I shouldn't have done that, but those people, I I mean, you didn't cut that deep.

SPEAKER_00

You said what you said, and it ain't a big deal. You had a little vent session, you had a rant, just like everybody else does. Did it ain't that big of a deal. Here's the other thing: the energy that got thrown back at you even after you said, sorry, apologize, it was wrong, I was emotional, won't happen again. And you're like the energy is what it was from the from them, that's crazy. And I'm glad you said what you said. And now knowing all the people that came forward that also have a problem and have been treated like dirt by those people, yeah, not a coincidence.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

She did tell me that she was praying for my grandmother.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but also when you said I can't deal with this right now because my grandma's about to take her last breath, aka she did right after that. Her response was, that sounds fair as long as you don't park in my parking spot again. Are you joking? Like I literally just told you my grandma's dying, and you say that sounds fair as long as you don't park there again. Oh, trust and believe we never will. No, but I hope you don't need help one day. But if you work in Jesus might not tell me to stop.

SPEAKER_01

If you work in Anderson City, I do need to know like how how are only all the lawyers' offices in downtown the only people that have been. Yeah, we've done our research.

SPEAKER_00

Is it just because they've paid for it? How do they how do they go about paying to own a spot in a private parking lot? How do you go about that?

SPEAKER_01

Because I'm ready to write the check. So I how do you go about it? I already have my sign designed, so I just need to know who I come to to buy my two parking spots. Where do we go?

SPEAKER_00

How do we go about this? How do yeah, how do we go about this? Y'all just tell us where to go. It's since you can do that. Yeah, it's wild. It also is just the principal. And then me, I know my child told me yesterday that he feels like his dad don't care about anything, and he feels like I think everything's the end of the world. And I mean, that is kind of true, but like my brain automatically was like car towed, no car seats. You can't take your kids to school. Are there book bags in there? Are there back bags in there? Does he have a game tomorrow? Like, I'm literally like, what if that was one of our clients? What is that? Yeah, I'm like freaking out, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Well, thank God my brother-in-law came in clutch.

SPEAKER_00

And did, and did. And then you had and our friends at the Prime Tow, and they were so sweet. Shout out to them. They were so nice. So nice. It was a good time. So nice.

SPEAKER_01

Um, we had on us, thank God, I had $30 exactly in cash. Brie had $70. How we got it out, whatever. God's grace, but we got it out.

SPEAKER_00

I was so baffled that I'm like, you need your keys. And then that man's like, oh, let me go get her keys. And then Kayla's on the phone. Kayla's like, why does he have your keys? And I'm like, oh yeah, he don't have her keys. You have them. They towed your car. And then we confused him. He came out and he was like, I don't have your keys.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, I got my keys, and we got to keep it. Charlie. We were our nerves were torn up. But let me tell you this too. Yesterday, my tires, you know, those low-profile tires, they have to be balanced and round. She didn't have an issue, honey. Let me tell you something. I had a big old screw. Of course she had and a back tire. No, a front tire, and a nail and a back tire.

SPEAKER_00

That's why she has to pay for them firestone. Firestone or something, because you you always got something up in them tires. It's probably because of that parking lot. Oh, I'm sure. That's another thing I'm gonna add to the list that I got to say. The poop in the alley. And that's the other thing. Like, I'm just worried about not only us, but there's a salon under us, two salons beside us, like all of us young girls walking our car with money at night, with all these people ripping and romping.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm not going, I'm not, I'm not putting my butt in a parking lot. Taking dumps in our alley. Like, with cash in my pocket. Nope. I'm not doing it. There's no amount of mace or my Snabahoe or my Stanley that's gonna stop a crackhead.

SPEAKER_00

Nope. Not these new ones. No ones is ripping and romping these.

SPEAKER_01

These new ones are like racking.

SPEAKER_00

Carrying golf clubs. Like literally like not scared. I I say they have a whole new they are brave. They have a whole new I don't even know the word for it. It's the drugs these days. Yeah, they're like on some other ish.

SPEAKER_01

They're different than the drugs that used to be around.

SPEAKER_00

They're not just smoking the weed.

SPEAKER_01

No, they're not. At all. So that's the other thing that's happened lately. We talked about, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you got the outfit ready for the the wedding's getting closer.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

We're about to have to get in DIY mode.

SPEAKER_00

Also, um, I will say this. We went to this place in Charlotte. It was some roof house, roof something.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

When I tell you I've never seen anything like it in my life, I'll have to show you pictures. But like we go and we walk in. First of all, walking in, I'm like looking around at just outside the way they have it set up. I'm like, this is insane. We go in and Jordan like turns around and looks at me. She's like, this is a furniture store. Because I've never seen anything like it in my life. Imagine going into where the Kardashian West family shops for furniture. Yes, ma'am. I've never seen anything like it in my life. So she goes there's a guy that comes up. You can tell he's security, has an earpiece, full black suit, everything. He's like, Can I help you? She's like, Yeah, I think we're in the wrong place. We're looking for the rooftop restaurant. He's like, Oh no, you're in the right place. It's just on the rooftop, it's on the third floor. The first floor is like home and bedroom. The second floor is bath and something, and the third floor is the rooftop. Well, what a random place. Ashton, I have never seen anything like that my whole entire life. And the fact that that was actually people in there sitting down purchasing things blew my mind.

SPEAKER_01

Now you know me.

SPEAKER_00

I probably We were just walking around laughing.

SPEAKER_01

I probably would have tried to taught Kayla to go looking.

SPEAKER_00

And she'd been like, um, the rug. We looked at we were standing on this pretty rug and we looked at that. It was $30,000. Oh wow. We were looking at like um I look, I was like, oh, this bed's pretty. We looked at the thing. It said the footboard was $9,000. The sheets on it, just the classic cotton sheets, were like $900 for one set. Like it was insane. This furniture count, the chandeliers, like it was beautiful. But yeah, Charlotte's crazy. I've never I didn't know how bougie it was, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

Well, honey, all I've ever been to in Charlotte really is the gay bar, and that was not good.

SPEAKER_00

No, we didn't go there.

SPEAKER_01

Scandals was the name of it.

SPEAKER_00

I wish they'd have took me there.

SPEAKER_01

One night. Let me tell you a story real quick. This is so funny. Well, me and my ex and one of my really good friends, um went to a concert. Brandy Carlisle went to a concert, and then we decided let's let's go to Scandals, which is. She's gay too. It was a whole gay night. Uh I love her.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I that's so random though. I just had one of her songs pop up on the side. I love her as a singer.

SPEAKER_01

Let me say that. I love her as a singer.

SPEAKER_00

That's all I know her outside.

SPEAKER_01

Continue. Um, so we went to Scandals. You stand at the door and like they're taking your IDs and stuff. And literally we were discussing, me and my friend, how we weren't gonna drink much.

SPEAKER_00

Because I love when we do that. I love when you do that, and you like you literally. Because that's the night you I want to say this is a Thursday night.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Those are the nights where you really just tie one on. My ex was gonna be our DD. She hadn't drank whatever, because we were far, far away, and she was a cop or is a cop, so thank God she followed the law. But he said, Do you want to pay for the drink package? Come again, what? Ten dollars. All you could drink. Really? All you could drink. And it might have even been cheaper than that. I got brain issues. Yeah. When I tell you, I don't even know if the wristbands got onto our arms. All I remember doing is throwing down cash, and me and my friend took off running because they had champagne. Anything you could do. That was included. Champagne, beer, and certain mixed drinks. That we ended up in the DJ booth. I bet you did. I sat on a drag queen's lap.

SPEAKER_00

I'm surprised you weren't Brandy Carlisle by the end of the night. Did you hear that part? Sat on a drag queen's lap.

SPEAKER_01

I I think there wasn't a spot on that dance floor that me and her didn't dance on. I love that. That was a time at the gay bar. That's the last time I ever went to one. No? Went to one in Greenville with Kayla. I took Kayla that one time. She was definitely like this is disgusting.

SPEAKER_00

She was. Well I could say her not enjoying that.

SPEAKER_01

That was a rinky dink on What was that one called?

SPEAKER_00

I can't believe it.

SPEAKER_01

South 29. Okay. Like literally when I tell you Oh my god, the Pink Pony Club. So Ricky. Same. So rinky dink that like you step in something and you don't know if it's human piss. So she was just literally she was very perturbed that evening. I get that. And I was like, this is the only gay bar you've ever been to, and I'm so sorry because that set the standard real, real, real low for you.

SPEAKER_00

Ugh.

SPEAKER_01

Because at the castle.

SPEAKER_00

It's like going to a bad titty bar. No, don't get me wrong, the castle was great. The castle's what I'm thinking about.

SPEAKER_01

But the castle was a vibe because you literally be in that bathroom pen, and all of a sudden a drag queen would look over and be like, girl, you are so cute. Uh they were in our bathrooms. Stop, I love that.

SPEAKER_00

That's why I did like going to a machine. You would go outside Greenville, because it's like that.

SPEAKER_01

Any cigarette brand you wanted. Anyone got a mint ball? They're holding the packs up in the air.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like it was something back in the day.

SPEAKER_00

The bad thing is, too, are you like me? I know you are because you're already talking about it like this. Like, obviously, you're saying drag bar, I'm just gonna say strip club because I've never been to a drag bar or a gay bar, but I've been to a strip club. And I'm just gonna compare the two for one second. So compare a stripper to the drag queen, okay? Um, by the end of the night, I have full-fledged made a friend with them. Like I know their real name, where they're really from. Like, even while she's giving her lap dance, we're having conversation like this. Like she could be dancing on a guy over there and we're talking, like, yeah. So what do you do? Like, da-da-da-da.

SPEAKER_01

Like, I just I don't know. I feel like I'd be the same way. I will tell you, I did get in trouble at this one time at a strip club for What'd you do? Well, this girl, they bought me a lap dance and she was dancing and she told me I was beautiful. I put my hand on her chest like this, and I said, You probably tell everybody that. Uh-oh. And it offended her. And I was like, Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00

It offended her.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, but that was also the same night I ran out of dollars. I started throwing co quarters. The owner came up and told me I could not do that. I'll do it. Dot quarters.

SPEAKER_00

I mean You were making it raid for real. They spend two. Gee. You can spend a quarter. And you can. Callie took quarters today to get a sticker, honey.

SPEAKER_01

Well, there you go. Not this day and age, though, really. Money doesn't matter anymore. You gotta have that credit card. Ugh, that's so dumb. That's a whole nother story for a different day.

SPEAKER_00

Another thing we're gonna do, we're gonna uh my bachelorette we're gonna have in Nashville, so that'll be fun. Yeah. I'm excited. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Me and your cuzzo have like, she's told me some things. Fun. Because we've kind of given me and Morgan and have kind of given her like the go-ahead.

SPEAKER_00

She's like a freaking planner. She loves that mess. Yeah, she loves it.

SPEAKER_01

And I know like she's got a very demanding job, but I was like, you've got just a little bit more time than us.

SPEAKER_00

She really, but I think too doing that kind of stuff is w um her. She does enjoy it. Yeah, it's like her hobby. Like that's her fun. Yeah. So that'll take her mind. That's not fun to me. That stresses me out.

SPEAKER_01

I will say, I already told Morgan the things we gotta wear so she can be putting it in her sheen cart. Cute. Do y'all call it Sheen or Sheen? I say Sheen. It's Sheen. Gotta be. Sheen.

SPEAKER_00

That sounds dumb. And does. Um yeah, I know that for sure. The only thing I really am so excited to go to is Couty Ugly. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_01

I know that's gonna be so fun.

SPEAKER_00

Which was it Shaylen, I think, that was in here the other day. I don't remember. I think it's when Shaylin was in here. Yeah, it was. Um, because Kim, my client that we love that brought us those tequila shots that morning for her birthday. Yes. For her birthday. Um, she's going to Nashville with her husband and they're camping there. They're gonna have such a good time. Yes, and the campground, she was talking about how cheap it was, and they have a shuttle that takes you to Broadway. Yes. So she's gonna have so much fun. And she's a day drinker like us. So she'll have fun. But Shaylin said, Um, let me tell you one thing about Coyote Ugly. I got one thing to tell you. Best time ever. I'm like, and I was like, I literally want to pop a squat. She said, You're gonna want to pop a squat. You're not gonna want to just like go have a drink. You're gonna want to hang out there because it's so much fun. Well, luckily the girl. That's around with me. I'll pay to be a coyote for a day, and they can teach me the dang dance, and I'll do it for you. I just want to get up there and sing like Lynn Right. I want you to order a water so I can spray you with a hose.

SPEAKER_01

I if it's hot, you can spray me on the hose, even if I order a beer, girl. Oh, well, and we'll be good times. We also are so excited to go see our Johnny Cash Museum and cry together.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, I can't wait. They both said they've done that, and I'm gonna be honest, their reaction would have disappointed you. Well, because they both were like, it's okay. Do they love him like we do? No, I don't think so. Nobody understands. I literally know. It is weird that we're we were both equally as obsessed with him before we ever met each other. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I named Davis after him. You have his mugshot in your bathroom. We're obsessed with him.

SPEAKER_00

I have to watch The Walk the Line when I put my tree up. That just does something different. If y'all ain't never watched Walk the Line while you putting your Christmas tree up. It's so funny to me. I mean, you talk about that. It's so funny to me that that's the that's my Christmas movie. That's the one you pick out. Yeah, it is. It's like my tradition. I mean, I get it. I get it. I think really what happened is it was on one time when I did it. And it just hit. It freaking hit. And I was like, okay, okay. I could see that. This will just do then.

SPEAKER_01

I could totally see that. Most of the time, if my kids are around, I'm still watching a Christmas movie, but they're not, I'm watching Harry Potter, so I get it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and I guess we feel the same way diehard Elvis fans would feel to go to Graceland. Yeah. Which, by the way, on that paradise show I told you about, uh-huh, that like the world ends basically and they go under, there's a girl on it. And it's the girl from Secret Life of American Teenager. Okay. The main character. Yep. Well, guess where she gets stranded at and lives her life? And and lives and survives. Survives. In literal Graceland? In Graceland. Because she was working there.

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What?

SPEAKER_00

Because her mama was obsessed with him and her mama died, so then she went to work there. And then she got stuck there. But I loved it. Could you imagine getting stuck there? She's like wearing Elvis' clothes. Yeah. One day I'm taking Rusty there. He would die. He's gonna shake his leg. He's gonna shake his leg. He's he's gonna do the most.

SPEAKER_01

But that's on my like to-do list for him. He would die. That was like his person, honey.

SPEAKER_00

And he's gone, he's gone to like a NASCAR race. Oh god, yeah. He's done all that.

SPEAKER_01

All that. Um speaking of Harry Potter. No, I did tell you that, but I'll tell the people.

SPEAKER_00

What?

SPEAKER_01

Y'all know that's like my emotional support system. Uh-huh. If I'm sick, sad, whatever. Harry Potter. That was on all night on the cable TV the night I spent the night with my nanny in hospice. Stop.

SPEAKER_00

See, it's a God wink. I'm telling you, God, it's God winks. Did I tell you that I told you? Tell um, tell them about the how okay, her nanny was in hospice and tell them you like y'all met a couple people that like knew your mom and then.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, it's so wild. So, like, well, let me tell you too. I know I told you this, but I literally, I was changing the channel, standing beside her bed. I said, Nanny, you gonna be same at it? Maybe we'd be about to watch Harry Potter all night. Ha ha. No, she I I would do that to my grandparents. I was literally having a conversation with myself, but I know if she would have been twelve. Oh, we can't watch that. She'd probably been like, Ash. Yeah.

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Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't doing that. Uh-huh. But no, it was so cool. So the morning nurse that she had twice, her one of her best friends from the hospital is one of our distant cousins. She was an angel. The nurse that we had the night that I spent the night, this is so wild. My daddy used to live in Honduras. He worked there for like four years, but he would go back and forth, and he lived with this guy named Joe. And that was her dad. So literally, literally. Um, also, I didn't tell you this. She owned the trailer that was behind my granny's restaurant in Salem.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's so crazy. Isn't it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Then uh the nurse that came in later that night, she was like, um, she was just I know she wasn't like the head head nurse, but she could still administer mess medicine. I don't know which, but she said Helen Mys, and then she said, Her name sounds so familiar. What church did she go to? We started going down like the rabbit hole of things. Come to find out, her mother-in-law worked with my nanny forever. That was one of my nanny's really good friends. Then the nurse the night that nanny actually died was a lady that worked with my mama at a plant before she had me. So my mama had uh a friend there with her.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's so crazy.

SPEAKER_01

It's a lot of God wings.

SPEAKER_00

It sure is. I think when things like that happen, it's just like uh the universe giving you a sign that like you're where you're supposed to be too.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_00

Gives you like more comfort.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. And that even when you don't feel like he's taking care of you, God is taking care of you in his own way in certain sense like uh situations.

SPEAKER_00

Like even when you don't know he's working, he's working. Yep. Preach, sis. I know that's right.

SPEAKER_01

And it ain't always on our time, but He's always on time, honey. I know that's right.

SPEAKER_00

He's taught me some lessons. I've had to learn the hard way.

SPEAKER_01

Man you really like to learn the hard way. That's okay.

SPEAKER_00

He knew he was gonna be stubborn. He knew.

SPEAKER_01

That's okay. He knew sometimes I learn the really easy way.

SPEAKER_00

And you do too. Me too. But majority of the time It's gotta be beat into me.

SPEAKER_01

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

Like physically.

SPEAKER_01

I like to say it's because we're so passionate.

SPEAKER_00

We are, we are. We're so loving and passionate.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, you were going with loving? I wasn't going with loving. I was going with crazy and passionate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, because bless our hearts. Oh, I'm glad we got it caught up. Catch up, caught up, catch up.

SPEAKER_00

I know. So what let's see. What do you have planned this summer? You're going to the beach.

SPEAKER_01

We go to Disney in three weeks.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, she's going back to Disney Guys.

SPEAKER_01

It's my whole personality, y'all.

SPEAKER_00

She loves it. I have been talking to my clients about you going to Disney.

SPEAKER_01

Um, then in June, we go on in-law beach trip. Oh fun. And then in July, we'll go with my parents for like that's whenever we go for a long time and you get really mad at me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. She literally moved to Alice insane.

SPEAKER_01

I think we'll be there for like 12 days.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah, so stupid. But it's not for me. It is for me. Yeah. So y'all will just have to come see me. I'll be so sad and lonely.

SPEAKER_01

It'll be fine. You have Jordan now.

SPEAKER_00

Hopefully by then we know how to do remote. Oh yeah. By the time you move away.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we can do like a FaceTime. Like I can stay in the condo.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they just did a new update where two were we're like learning how to do video and audio at the same time for the podcast. And they have um yeah, like different ways you can do it. So we're figuring that out too.

SPEAKER_01

If y'all know how to do it, come give us a tutorial.

SPEAKER_00

We just don't want y'all to have to like hear our kids screaming in the background or anything. Because that's what's gonna happen. Our house is what's gonna happen. Y'all gonna hear my sound machine for sure. You're gonna hear my washing machine. Yep. I mean, you're gonna hear noises.

SPEAKER_01

The dog's probably gonna bark at some point.

SPEAKER_00

He'll be okay.

SPEAKER_01

You'll probably hear me like throwing Raja off of me because at some point he's gonna try to get up on me.

SPEAKER_00

So weird. Speaking of dogs, Morgan just had a litter of dogs. She did. They're so cute. She's got a lucky. Yeah. It's blind or it's gonna go blind? It's deaf and it could go blind, but she already knows by the way it's acting that it's deaf. That it's all white, like lucky, and it's got the same I forget what she called it. It's a double something. A double Merle, a double something.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It's basically she said it's gonna happen. It happens when you breed two together that are a certain color. Yeah. It makes that. And obviously you can't sell it, but they fell in love with it too.

SPEAKER_01

So they're keeping it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Which I think they have. I think she has two more that are available. I don't know. She needs to name it Lucky. They've been so sweet. Dear little puppy. She did call me yesterday on her wits in, um, happy that it was adoption day. Oh. Because she's like, it was so like it's easy the first two weeks. It's easy. She was like, but then these last two weeks, boy. There's no way. Like taking seven puppies to the vet so many times, and one of them like nipped that the other one's lip. So it like its lip was like busted open. So that was another thing, you know, like getting them new, like whatever you gotta do. I don't know what all you gotta do. Deepworm, yeah, all the things. Dealing with puppy poop. Uh-huh. Oh, that's what she said was the worst. Because she said there was the point where it was everywhere. And she was like, and then they walk in it. I'm like, girl, I know. And they our dog came from somewhere bougie, but he still had pee on his white fur from that from the puppies around him.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

You can't help it.

SPEAKER_01

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_00

Nope. And they're furry.

SPEAKER_01

I was about to say they have so much fur.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

So it's just gonna be all.

SPEAKER_00

She says she's got her, the mom and daddy. I said, you ain't gonna let them together. Oh hell no. She says she got a fence, but she also got something that like they can't even see each other.

SPEAKER_01

Oh good.

SPEAKER_00

She was like, I might go crazy again, but no time soon.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

Like they want to do that and they wanted to do that, but like now she's like, Woo, that was a lot. There's no way.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. There's no way I could ever do that. In a million years.

SPEAKER_00

Uh-uh. She's like, I haven't even been able to have a skit, like my normal daily routine. Which I haven't had in a month.

SPEAKER_01

Which stresses her out like it would mean.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Bless her heart.

SPEAKER_00

I know.

SPEAKER_01

Bless her heart.

SPEAKER_00

But they're almost, they're almost adopted. They're almost all gone. And she's got a lucky. I know.

SPEAKER_01

I love that.

SPEAKER_00

So we have um on the next episode, we're either gonna go into a little more Dakota, Taylor, Mormon stuff, a little update on that stuff. Um, because a lot more has come out. Yep. Um, and uh we also watched a documentary about um Skylar Nice, so we want to get into that too and talk about that a little bit. But those are gonna be like longer topics.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's gonna be a two-part a two episode thing, two different Yeah, yeah, because they're both like long-winded, so and a little more serious, so yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So we trying to give you some A little lighthearted break, if you will. A little shit shootin'.

SPEAKER_01

Shooting of a shit. Little scooter pooting around with some shit.

SPEAKER_00

But now it's time for I gotta go get these kids and you gotta finish your day out.

SPEAKER_01

I do. I do. We gotta go back to our normally scheduled program life. Yeah. Because when we do this, it kind of feels like a vacation in a way.

SPEAKER_00

It does, it does.

SPEAKER_01

Especially when it hit that light switch and we turn the lights off and we get all these candles going. Just like we're having a seance.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And we are not, we don't believe in that.

SPEAKER_00

Um, we don't play with Ouija boards.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

We don't. Now we do. Now we like haunted stuff, we like spooky stuff. But we don't do the devil. We don't do no demons. No. And we don't do no Ouija's. We ain't doing no seances. We don't play with that. Uh-uh. Don't even play with it. Nope. My mama said our stuff jump out on you. And will. That's not like Bobby Boucher. My mama said. And I saw Nicki's boobies and I like them too. I like him too. Oh my gosh. We love you, Adam Sandler. Oh my gosh, we do. I do love him. And I don't care. Some of the people be like, oh, he's bad. I don't believe it. Prove it. Prove it.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_00

I can't believe it. Prove it. I'll never believe it. You can't convince me.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_00

Never. Never. So, um.

SPEAKER_01

Go ahead, get back in your customer service voice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So yeah. The only other thing, Ash don't know about this. So I need somebody to send an alert if you do for me to continue talking about it. But does anybody care or know about the Summer House, Wes Wilson, Amanda Patullah situation? Because if you do, I want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know a thing about it, but you you know you can tell me.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you know it's my sweet model, Sierra, and how she was dating that guy forever. Well, he's actually with her best friend. Right. And it all came out. But I mean, you gotta know to know. And I feel like a lot of people don't watch that. So if you do and you want to talk about it, let me know.

SPEAKER_01

But she's got a lot of things to say.

SPEAKER_00

I do. I got some stuff to say to Wes, honey. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Anyways. Neither here nor there. God, no. Irrelevant.

SPEAKER_00

But thank you for listening and catching up with us. It's so nice. And you guys are here with us today. Life's thrown us too many curves balls lately, curve balls lately, so we will be back sooner rather than later.

SPEAKER_01

Agreed.

SPEAKER_00

So thank you for listening, and we love you.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, we do. And don't forget, over here, the limit does not exist.

SPEAKER_00

Because being with the plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you.